[jennyjuniper]

My ex husband went to Finland on a business trip and when he came back I persuaded my friend at work, who was amzing at foreign accents to phone him and pretend to be a woman from Finland. She told him her name was Helga and did he remember the night of fun they had had. I was listening in and heard him gabble 'No, no you've got the wrong man', then he hung up.
Later that day he came to pick me up from work as usual and my friend and I agreed that if he walked through the door with a bunch of flowers, he was guilty as sin.
He did.