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Originally Posted by Withano

Butters from South Park ince said that if anything, you should wash your hands before you take a piss and it kinda blew my mind. Obviously the average hand is grubbier than the average (daily washed) dick, so its weird that we only do it one way round.

You don't tend to use your dick to touch most things you come into contact with though. You're far more likely to spread the germs on your hands than your dick.