[Dr.Gonzo]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

after that kiss the girl says "come on there's my mum lets go and see her" and the guy says "er, hang on a minute, er, oh look a squirrel" and she is like "ooh Jacob, get up, what is the matter have you the cramp?"..

we have all been there

Yeh, me and the missus stayed in a spa hotel for her birthday, and I had to wait to get out of the pool a couple of times.

[sooty]

Originally Posted by arista

Yes in a Evil Tesco Store
just not on.

Are you working in Sainsbury?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I like good old fashioned public displays of affliction, you know the thing - dropsy, gout, alcoholism and so forth.

[Enid]

I don't like to see it, but if they feel it's alright to get it on in front of people, surely they would feel alright with me staring at them.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Enid

I don't like to see it, but if they feel it's alright to get it on in front of people, surely they would feel alright with me staring at them.

dogging is different

[Enid]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

dogging is different

Dogging is discreet unless you go out and look for it.

[setanta]

How about a quick ride while you're in the sea on a crowded beach? Does that count? ha ha

[King Gizzard]

Its alright as long as long as its not full on tonsil hockey in my opinion

[Patrick]

Its sort of annoying.

Especially after a break up.

I remember having an argument with my Ex GF during summer, and then I walked down the RD straight after this, and saw 2 Teens Snogging.

I was well pissed off because I wasnt in the mood to see people in love when I had just broken up with someone lmao