[Patrick]

Judas Iscariot
Hope you have horrible nightmares about German troops setting Wales on fire.

[Patrick]

We need to bring back Stu

[Niall]

To Iceman:

Originally Posted by simonsays

do you watch hollyoaks?

you know how jasmine is a girl but really she she is a boy trapped in a girls body? well if i was like that would you do me then?


*hair flip*

That one made me laugh so hard!!

[Z]

The infamous Ross quote in my sig, I absolutely love it still LOL.

[Niamh.]

the two quotes in my sig, I thought were funny, Claudia comes out with some very funny quotes everyday though!

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Novo

" Were Straight were Here and we want our Fookin Beer! "


Legendary King Andyman 2008-2010

[Patrick]

BBFan: Lauren finds out Stacey killed Archie next week
Jords: Well she better not be a bitch about it

[Jords]

Samy's in this thread :')

[Braden]

OMFG, I think I just wet myself at that first quote you included UKTurtle

[Ninastar]

Originally Posted by Niamhxo

the two quotes in my sig, I thought were funny, Claudia comes out with some very funny quotes everyday though!

anyway someone was eating a malteaser or something and claudia said it was like eating ife's head. I died.

[Lee.]

One that sticks in my head (well a few consecutive)

Simonsays; i love policemen i remember when i was like 14 there was this really hot policeman and i kept throwing chips at him just so he would handcuff and arrest me. im such a dirty little ****er

Simonsays; my mum slapped me when i got in though

Simonsays; she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want people to think we are common as muck'

i said you dont seem to care about that when you go shopping at netto bitch!

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by happyland

One that sticks in my head (well a few consecutive)

Simonsays; i love policemen i remember when i was like 14 there was this really hot policeman and i kept throwing chips at him just so he would handcuff and arrest me. im such a dirty little ****er

Simonsays; my mum slapped me when i got in though

Simonsays; she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want people to think we are common as muck'

i said you dont seem to care about that when you go shopping at netto bitch!

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by happyland

One that sticks in my head (well a few consecutive)

Simonsays; i love policemen i remember when i was like 14 there was this really hot policeman and i kept throwing chips at him just so he would handcuff and arrest me. im such a dirty little ****er

Simonsays; my mum slapped me when i got in though

Simonsays; she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want people to think we are common as muck'

i said you dont seem to care about that when you go shopping at netto bitch!

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Patrick

6. What the ****** would you like me to google? 'Disney Bestiality Query?

This had to be put in here

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Nathan

yeah I don't like snobby knitters

''Hello Mable I made a hat yesterday. ''

''Oh well Doreen, i've made a ****ing tracksuit. **** off with your hat.''

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[King Gizzard]

cringe at that, I was trying to hard to be funny

[Ammi]

..it is a funny quote though
..wonder if she's still wearing the tracksuit

[Novo]

" Wow they really went in on the killing of the bastards "

[Shaun]

This thread has nothing by me, it's redundant.

[Novo]

" Hello just creating a thread in the Music Section "

[Shaun]

Thank you Andy

[Black Dagger]

OMG... the netto one near the top. I cracked up.

[King Gizzard]

The whole amazon review saga/woman rejecting peas and ham > everything I have ever seen on here

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Stu

Only just seen this one.

[King Gizzard]

Mark Admin saying he had to get out of his bath cause someone broke the embargo