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View Poll Results: Do you wipe your bum with baby wipes?
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Old 27-01-2012, 01:45 AM #126
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Yeah, I'd say that was the piles making your anus itch.
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hillary clinton is my idol how dare you let's take this outside

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I did a steamy poo once I couldnt see anything omg
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i remember that jords, i thought i saw the loch ness monster.
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I did a steamy poo once I couldnt see anything omg
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lol shaun gets high on poo ~
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The worst are the ones that take like half an hour to clean. You start getting wrist ache from excessive wiping.
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The worst are the ones that take like half an hour to clean. You start getting wrist ache from excessive wiping.
Not with wet wipes

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I can't stand when you've wiped so much that you think you're definitely going to block the toilet
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Sometimes i've wiped for so long that I have blocked the toilet.
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sometimes your poo is so big it blocks the toilet

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and then you need to break it up with a ruler
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When I got diarrhoea I have to resort to it. But usually no.

I have such a healthy diet though I rarely have anything to wipe.

You know those solid poos which you don't need to wipe, they are a god sent. I get them mostly.
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When I got diarrhoea I have to resort to it. But usually no.

I have such a healthy diet though I rarely have anything to wipe.

You know those solid poos which you don't need to wipe, they are a god sent. I get them mostly.
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this just appeared on my dash what is this

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