Go on, throw some suggestions out to appall and amuse me.
I'l start with one, then you list some, then I think of more.
TAKEN. A film that pits Liam Neeson against the continent of Europe with the moral of the story being 'don't attempt to attend a U2 concert'. Taken is as good as it gets because it has no qualms about being anything other than a straightfoward action movie.
You reckon Neeson would have gotten his A-Team part in that rubbish remake had he not kicked serious arse in this movie? Everyone who saw the poster laughed at it but you walked out genuinly fearing for your life. That phone call speech is one of the greatest moments in cinema history.
A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS.