SEX sex SEX sex SEX [This is a thread about the joys of knitting].

[GhettoSuperstar]

slut

I bet you was piggy in the middle as well

Damn right.

The 2nd time I wasn't though because the french guy had the widest thing my eyes have ever seen.

[InOne]

Niamh, Michelle, Sia, Miu. ;)

I think I have a thing for older women :/

[SiaSiaSia]

Niamh, Michelle, Sia, Miu. ;)

I think I have a thing for older women :/

how old are you?

[InOne]

19

[Ross]

Top 6 of each then, so 12 in total. What a *****.

Girls: Sia, GypsyGoth, Amanda, Lauren, Jen, Niamhxo.

Guys: Captain.Remy, Tom, KiLLeR, Stu, Zee, Darren.

Enid I want to say you but I'm scared you'd ruin me in the bedroom :tongue:

[Enid]

Top 6 of each then, so 12 in total. What a *****.

Girls: Sia, GypsyGoth, Amanda, Lauren, Jen, Niamhxo.

Guys: Captain.Remy, Tom, KiLLeR, Stu, Zee, Darren.

Enid I want to say you but I'm scared you'd ruin me in the bedroom :tongue:
What do you take me for!?! I can be ever so gentle...

[Stu]

Top 6 of each then, so 12 in total. What a *****.

Girls: Sia, GypsyGoth, Amanda, Lauren, Jen, Niamhxo.

Guys: Captain.Remy, Tom, KiLLeR, Stu, Zee, Darren.

Enid I want to say you but I'm scared you'd ruin me in the bedroom :tongue:
I could have sworn somebody said to me awhile back none of us have ever actually seen what Tom looks like? :conf:

[Niamh.]

Niamh, Michelle, Sia, Miu. ;)

I think I have a thing for older women :/

aaaaawwwwwwwwwww thanks Joe!!

[SiaSiaSia]

19

I'M NOT OLDER THAN YOU!
pfft

[Ross]

I could have sworn somebody said to me awhile back none of us have ever actually seen what Tom looks like? :conf:

I've seen Tom. He has pictures on his msn of himself. He just doesn't post them on TiBB which he's free not to do. :p

[King Gizzard]

Lol!

[SiaSiaSia]

I could have sworn somebody said to me awhile back none of us have ever actually seen what Tom looks like? :conf:

tom is hooooooooootttttt

[InOne]

I'M NOT OLDER THAN YOU!
pfft

I explained what I meant to Dezzy!!! You're about my age I think??? I complimented you!!

[Niamh.]

Top 6 of each then, so 12 in total. What a *****.

Girls: Sia, GypsyGoth, Amanda, Lauren, Jen, Niamhxo.

Guys: Captain.Remy, Tom, KiLLeR, Stu, Zee, Darren.

Enid I want to say you but I'm scared you'd ruin me in the bedroom :tongue:

thanks Ross!!!

[InOne]

aaaaawwwwwwwwwww thanks Joe!!

Anytime ;)

[Enid]

I'm intrigued now..

[SiaSiaSia]

Top 6 of each then, so 12 in total. What a *****.

Girls: Sia, GypsyGoth, Amanda, Lauren, Jen, Niamhxo.

Guys: Captain.Remy, Tom, KiLLeR, Stu, Zee, Darren.

Enid I want to say you but I'm scared you'd ruin me in the bedroom :tongue:


<3

[InOne]

:D
i'm 17 hahahah ;P

Still legal ;)

[arista]

Niamh, Michelle, Sia, Miu. ;)

I think I have a thing for older women :/


That will make You Rich.

[arsenalforever]

i **** all the ladies cause i know i'm hot ;)

[Ross]

That will make You Rich.

arista I want YOU!

[InOne]

That will make You Rich.

Hmmm good plan. Although we don't need anymore Miss Havishams in the world now do we!!!

[Enid]

Oh yeah, I'd **** arista too. He's that mysterious type.

[Stu]

I've seen Tom. He has pictures on his msn of himself. He just doesn't post them on TiBB which he's free not to do. :p
I really should get my MSN fixed.

I can't even remember what half of you look like so I'm trawling through the Meet The Members thread as we speak.

I might do a top ten countdown :tongue:.

[SiaSiaSia]

my list;
arneldo, ross, tom, hannah, z, remyyyyyy

[Enid]

I really should get my MSN fixed.

I can't even remember what half of you look like so I'm trawling through the Meet The Members thread as we speak.

I might do a top ten countdown :tongue:.
Hahaha uh oh. Top 50 ****able members list coming right up.

[Ross]

I really should get my MSN fixed.

I can't even remember what half of you look like so I'm trawling through the Meet The Members thread as we speak.

I might do a top ten countdown :tongue:.

Oh darling, don't use those meet the members pics.

Let me find a new one for you, I'll PM you it ;)

[Stu]

Oh darling, don't use those meet the members pics.

Let me find a new one for you, I'll PM you it ;)
I hate all mine too. Mainly because they are years old because my good camera is under the bed next to some anti smoking pamphlets, a picture of our lord and savior, and some other stuff I don't give a **** about.

[arsenalforever]

my list would include

Niamh
Enid
Claudia
Chantel
Michelle

[arsenalforever]

Oh yeah, I'd **** arista too. He's that mysterious type.

you didn't say that last night:joker: damn i was used

[arista]

arista I want YOU!


Are you Female?

[Enid]

you didn't say that last night:joker: damn i was used
You were happy enough to take my cash though. ****ing *****.

[Ross]

Are you Female?

I could be for the night... a bit of a make-up, a thong, some sexy hair extensions I'm all yours :tongue:

[30stone]

fattist!

That just didnt look nice at all!

[Stu]

Whatever happened to Supernoodles!, she was a bang and a half.

[Z]

Whatever happened to Supernoodles!, she was a bang and a half.

She posted pictures of herself a while back after some drastic weight loss, not sure what she's up to nowadays though! I don't think she really needed to lose weight, but she looks noticeably different!

[arsenalforever]

You were happy enough to take my cash though. ****ing *****.

i know i'm so cheap:joker:

[arsenalforever]

Are you Female?

i don;t think it matters on this forum:joker:

[Tom]

I could have sworn somebody said to me awhile back none of us have ever actually seen what Tom looks like? :conf:

I'm not comfortable with posting my pics on forum ... no probs with MSN though. People who have me there know what I look like

[Tom]

arista can go on for hours, he's a robot with no feelings. highly advanced robot though, you could get him to do exactly what you want

[Ross]

I'm not comfortable with posting my pics on forum ... no probs with MSN though. People who have me there know what I look like

I've had many wanks over you.

....joking. :tongue:

[Stu]

I told Ross he looks far better as a blood/cock sucking vampire.

Costume FTW.

[GhettoSuperstar]

I go away to uni and now im on no-one's list! BAH

[Z]

Oh and thank you for the list mentions, I'm flattered, embarrassed and mildly aroused.





I really need a copy of Ben's creepy smiley.

[Tom]

I go away to uni and now im on no-one's list! BAH

you're always on mine :lovedup:

[arsenalforever]

I go away to uni and now im on no-one's list! BAH

whys that?

[Ross]

I'm removing Tom off mine. I'm not on his. Bastard.

[arsenalforever]

I think I have me dressed up as a nurse somewhere...

damn i remember that and that was so hot ;)

[Stu]

I go away to uni and now im on no-one's list! BAH
Oh ****, my bad. I remember what you look like!

...I came :blush:.

[Tom]

I'm removing Tom off mine. I'm not on his. Bastard.

I never said who was/wasn't :tongue:

I don't actually know tbh :conf:

[Ross]

I never said who was/wasn't :tongue:

I don't actually know tbh :conf:

You said Ghetto was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bawling:

[arsenalforever]

Oh ****, my bad. I remember what you look like!

...I came :blush:.

was she smoking hot then stu:hugesmile:

[Ross]

was she smoking hot then stu:hugesmile:

GhettoSuperstar is a boy.....

[30stone]

Oh and thank you for the list mentions, I'm flattered, embarrassed and mildly aroused.





I really need a copy of Ben's creepy smiley.
I need it back to.

If anyone saved that smiley please post it.

[GhettoSuperstar]

GhettoSuperstar is a boy.....

LMAO

And thanks Tom, you're always on my list, right up there with elite.

[Ross]

LMAO

And thanks Tom, you're always on my list, right up there with elite.

Dee I love you baby.
Take me!

[Enid]

Hahah Steve is so cute when he looks a fool. :)

[30stone]

She posted pictures of herself a while back after some drastic weight loss, not sure what she's up to nowadays though! I don't think she really needed to lose weight, but she looks noticeably different!

Post weight loss.

She looks amazing!!! like seriously so quality.

[Ross]

Ben put it away.

[arsenalforever]

Hahah Steve is so cute when he looks a fool. :)

For you Enid anything :)
just to mess with your booty

[Brad.]

If anyone wants to use the paedo smiley again, here it is:

http://i30.tinypic.com/9b9beu.jpg

[Enid]

For you Enid anything :)
just to mess with your booty
Mess with my booty!? I don't even know what that means! You're going nowhere near it. :P

[GhettoSuperstar]

Dee I love you baby.
Take me!

Ree, you wanting swept off your feet

[Ross]

Ree, you wanting swept off your feet

Ree lmao :( I sound like a ******. :bawling:

[Z]

I want someone to sweep me off my feet.

Not literally though, haha.

[30stone]

If anyone wants to use the paedo smiley again, here it is:

http://i30.tinypic.com/9b9beu.jpg

You Absolute Legend!!!

Sorted.

[Enid]

I want someone to sweep me off my feet.

Not literally though, haha.
You can be really sweet sometimes, Zee. :)

[Ross]

Enid don't ruin the poor boy! You just want to sweeten him up then go in for the kill poor Greg won't have a chance :( oh my god.

[arsenalforever]

Mess with my booty!? I don't even know what that means! You're going nowhere near it. :P

who says i haven't:joker:

Enid i'm a gentleman ;)

[Z]

Ah thank you Enid, ahaha. I wish people I knew in real life would say that sort of thing. Means a lot :love:!

[arsenalforever]

You can be really sweet sometimes, Zee. :)

Zee Enid wil make you a man ;)

[Stu]

Seriously Zee, how the **** are you still a virgin with looks like those? You must be going to the wrong sort of establishments methinks!

[arsenalforever]

Ah thank you Enid, ahaha. I wish people I knew in real life would say that sort of thing. Means a lot :love:!

Zee you look a very nice guy i'm sure if you go up and just talk you meet a nice girl

[Z]

Seriously Zee, how the **** are you still a virgin with looks like those? You must be going to the wrong sort of establishments methinks!

LOL. I'm really shy and a quiet romantic in my spare time, I dunno, it's never really happened for me.

[Ross]

Zee is too nice. He's waiting for the right woman. Respect to him. Too nice for his own good!

[Enid]

Oh god, here we go! I was being genuinely nice and you lot think I was just buttering him up! Hmph.

[arsenalforever]

Plus you are in uni, you will get laid don't worry

[arsenalforever]

Oh god, here we go! I was being genuinely nice and you lot think I was just buttering him up! Hmph.

we're kidding :)

[Enid]

we're kidding :)
Hehe I know. So was I.

[Z]

Aw you guys! Properly cheered me up, been given a lot of sad news tonight from various friends, nice to know I've got some mojo eh? :tongue: Thanks :)

[Stu]

I'm really drawn to shy guys. Not that I'm implying anything, just stating a fact, like :wink:.

The worst guys are drunk ones who think you are impressed they can powerbomb their mate on your couch whilst eating chips.

[arsenalforever]

Hehe I know. So was I.

Zee will find a nice girl
my advice don't go out to look for one they will come to you

[Ross]

Being honest here... Greg I'd take your mojo.

[arsenalforever]

zee have you got a eye anyone?

[SiaSiaSia]

i want someone to sweep me off my feet.

Not literally though, haha.

oooh i will!!

[Enid]

I think we all would. Zee is a very attractive fella.

[InOne]

Half the people on here seem to be in a relationship

[Ross]

I'm not in a relationship. :(

[Stu]

Can't stand relationships. Well .. nobody can't stand me in them. Not a long term guy at all at all really.

[Z]

Two girls, kinda. One's 16 and is from back home, I get really protective over her and I think she's cute in the sense I don't want anything bad to happen to her, she's really nice. One of her best friends is going out with one of mine, so we have friends in common etc. There's another girl from Uni who lives in the next building, 17, she has a twin sister (that's not part of the appeal, before any of you start) and she's quite sexy but kinda shy too, I have two lectures and a tutorial with her and get on really well with her.

[Ross]

I just want someone to be there for me when I come home to have a nice cuddle with, chat about my day whilst laying on the sofa with a blanket. That's all I want. I'm a sweet guy really. :(

[InOne]

Sometimes I think like that, but then I think of all my bad experiences

[arsenalforever]

I am, but no one needs to know. :D

Enid babe i wouldn't care either way :joker:
that nurse uniform made me crazy for you

[Tom]

I'm in a relationship, I've met my match with this one

Usually I'm the ever loving boyfriend with insults etc and have the upper hand ... not this time. She gives as good as she gets (not just in a dirty sense :joker:)

[Stu]

I just want someone to be there for me when I come home to have a nice cuddle with, chat about my day whilst laying on the sofa with a blanket. That's all I want. I'm a sweet guy really. :(
I want somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts
Know my intimate details
Someone who'll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
She'll get my support
She will listen to me
When I want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
She'll hear me out
And won't easily be converted
To my way of thinking
In fact she'll often disagree
But at the end of it all
She will understand me
Aaaahhhhh....

I want somebody who cares
For me passionately
With every thought
With every breath
Someone who'll help me see things
In a different light
All the things I detest
I will almost like
I don't want to be tied
To anyone's strings
I'm carefully trying to steer clear of
Those things
But when I'm asleep
I want somebody
Who will put their arms around me
And kiss me tenderly
Though things like this
Make me sick
In a case like this
I'll get away with it
And in a place like this
I'll get away with it
Aaaahhhhh....

[arsenalforever]

Sometimes I think like that, but then I think of all my bad experiences

Joe you get the ladies
you look like a player:joker:

[InOne]

Joe you get the ladies
you look like a player:joker:

;)

[Ross]

Stu, I think I might cry :'(

[Tom]

So, Ross. Firefox is better than sex? Discuss.

[Stu]

Stu, I think I might cry :'(
I would love a relationship like what you described. Beneath my cool gangster exterior I'm actually a hopeless romantic, it's just that everybody who lives in Cork is a dick :bawling:.

I would :lovedup: the feeling of actually waking up next to someone every morning and not having them wonder who I am or where we are.

[Ross]

So, Ross. Firefox is better than sex? Discuss.

LOL.

Well, I don't know what Jack_ was thinking. I will have to teach him a lesson in sex. My browsers are much better than that Firefox's, ya know?

[Z]

Muhaha quiet Dean.

Aw I love relationship chat. I'm talking to one of my best friends just now, it's great, we're trading stories.

[arsenalforever]

Muhaha quiet Dean.

Aw I love relationship chat. I'm talking to one of my best friends just now, it's great, we're trading stories.

zee have you ever came on to one of your female friends?

[Ross]

I would love a relationship like what you described. Beneath my cool gangster exterior I'm actually a hopeless romantic, it's just that everybody who lives in Cork is a dick :bawling:.

I would :lovedup: the feeling of actually waking up next to someone.

Seriously this is all I want too!
I just want to wake up in the morning next to someone and be like "I'm going to work now!" give them a little kiss and "I'll see you tonight :)"

Oh my god I'm dieing inside. I want this so much lol :( I come home and while you guys are all lovely, I can't jump into bed with any of you and just have a cuddle till we fall asleep.

I want to run my fingers through someones hair whilst laying in bed.

[Enid]

Okay. Enough with the soppiness, plleeeease. It's making me feel all... weird

[arsenalforever]

I would love a relationship like what you described. Beneath my cool gangster exterior I'm actually a hopeless romantic, it's just that everybody who lives in Cork is a dick :bawling:.

I would :lovedup: the feeling of actually waking up next to someone every morning and not having them wonder who I am or where we are.

you need to get out and find yourself someone Stu
no good talking about it

[arsenalforever]

Okay. Enough with the soppiness, plleeeease. It's making me feel all... weird

do you use sex toys enid:joker:

is that less soppy for you Enid

[SiaSiaSia]

i've been in a relationship 3 years next month...

[Stu]

Seriously this is all I want too!
I just want to wake up in the morning next to someone and be like "I'm going to work now!" give them a little kiss and "I'll see you tonight :)"

Oh my god I'm dieing inside. I want this so much lol :( I come home and while you guys are all lovely, I can't jump into bed with any of you and just have a cuddle till we fall asleep.

I want to run my fingers through someones hair whilst laying in bed.
Exactly what you described. Just without the going to work part.

you need to get out and find yourself someone Stu
no good talking about it
Nobody here for me mate. I'll be gone soon enough anyway. I have my eye on Berlin.

[Raph]

omgg LOL at this thread =P

[Z]

Yeah I have Steve, we dated for a few months and then it all ended and I've been single ever since. Meh!


I really really enjoy spooning.

[InOne]

I dunno about relationships, too much hassle!!

[Ross]

Someone pass me a tissue, please?

No sexual innuendo here. Emotional reasons only :tongue:

[Stu]

Someone pass me a tissue, please?

No sexual innuendo here. Emotional reasons only :tongue:
Here, have some of mine love *sob*.

Ice cream?

[30stone]

Half the people on here seem to be in a relationship

Wish i was.

The starting to a relationship and getting to know someone is great.
Just laying in bed half naked watchin a movie and that, is great

Damn this is depressing :(

[arsenalforever]

I dunno about relationships, too much hassle!!

nthey are not to bad Joe you have sex far more times then if your single:joker:

[arsenalforever]

Wish i was.

The starting to a relationship and getting to know someone is great.
Just laying in bed half naked watchin a movie and that, is great

Damn this is depressing :(

Ben your a young man don't rush things
enjoy your life first

[InOne]

nthey are not to bad Joe you have sex far more times then if your single:joker:

True, unless you have a **** buddy. Which I don't :(

[30stone]

Ben your a young man don't rush things
enjoy your life first

Yeah but i love just having someone there..

[Ross]

Here, have some of mine love *sob*.

Ice cream?

I don't like Ice cream. Oh my god!!

Get the galaxy, quickly!! This calls for an emergency cup of tea!! Put the kettle on for god's sake I can't cope :bawling:

[Stu]

Wish i was.

The starting to a relationship and getting to know someone is great.
Just laying in bed half naked watchin a movie and that, is great

Damn this is depressing :(
You had me until the bit in bold :wink:.

[Tom]

Exactly what you described. Just without the going to work part.

Nothing like that for me, its usually an argument when we wake up about who hogged the covers all night :joker:

[arsenalforever]

Yeah but i love just having someone there..

get a blow up doll or use your left hand:joker:

you got to find the right one not someone you don't like just cause she might want you

[30stone]

Sorry stu you gota be female and young ...

[arsenalforever]

Sorry stu you gota be female and young ...

16 or under :joker:

[30stone]

get a blow up doll or use your left hand:joker:

you got to find the right one not someone you don't like just cause she might want you

No i mean just to hug lay in bed with.
Its lovely.

[Ross]

Stu where's my ****ing tea? I am breaking down. I can't cope.

Omg. Hot. Sweaty. Stress. -screaaaaaams-

[Stu]

Nothing like that for me, its usually an argument when we wake up about who hogged the covers all night :joker:
See that's the point I am afraid of reaching! :joker:

I don't like Ice cream. Oh my god!!

Get the galaxy, quickly!! This calls for an emergency cup of tea!! Put the kettle on for god's sake I can't cope :bawling:
Uh...

...****

*fumbles*

No galaxy!

*fumbles some more*

Uh...

...Kate Winslet boxset?

[Z]

I'm on my third vodka and cherry tango. I'm finding this video incredibly funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PY0rZqXVoo

and I'm talking to the 16 year old, life is good :).




I think everyone likes a little bit of kinkiness in the bedroom, some people just like more of it than others.

[arsenalforever]

No i mean just to hug lay in bed with.
Its lovely.

i love it but when youfight it ain't so great Ben:joker:

[Stu]

I'm on my third vodka and cherry tango. I'm finding this video incredibly funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PY0rZqXVoo
*Has an acid flashback and collapses into a seizure*

[arsenalforever]

I'm on my third vodka and cherry tango. I'm finding this video incredibly funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PY0rZqXVoo

and I'm talking to the 16 year old, life is good :).




I think everyone likes a little bit of kinkiness in the bedroom, some people just like more of it than others.

vodka and cherry tango never tasted that

[Stephanie]

lol @ this thread

[Ross]

See that's the point I am afraid of reaching! :joker:


Uh...

...****

*fumbles*

No galaxy!

*fumbles some more*

Uh...

...Kate Winslet boxset?

I DONT WANT NO ****ING KATE WINSLET OH MY GOD.

-SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS-

ahhhhh!!!

[30stone]

i love it but when youfight it ain't so great Ben:joker:

No but make up sex is quality.
Breaking up is horrible though..

Have to say you just reminded me.. fighting with a girl is fun like play fighting..

[Jords]

Top 6 of each then, so 12 in total. What a *****.

Girls: Sia, GypsyGoth, Amanda, Lauren, Jen, Niamhxo.

Guys: Captain.Remy, Tom, KiLLeR, Stu, Zee, Darren.

Enid I want to say you but I'm scared you'd ruin me in the bedroom :tongue:

Where is me? :nono:

I didnt add you on msn for nothing yanna :wink:
Pmsl

[Jords]

lol @ this thread

:joker:

[arsenalforever]

:joker:

your too special for that list maybe:joker:

[Tom]

I DONT WANT NO ****ING KATE WINSLET OH MY GOD.

-SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS-

ahhhhh!!!

Interpret this pic however you wish

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/12/article-1112542-03066F10000005DC-713_468x743.jpg

My personal interpretation is she put the award up her bum and it hurt

[Enid]

I'd do Kate Winslet. She is one sexy lady!

[Stu]

*Stu remains in an acid flashback, brought on by Zee's YouTube antics, hopelessly trying to scrawl 'emancipated' into the floor with his nails as Ross experiences emotional withdrawal symptoms brought on by the lack of tea.*

[Ross]

Interpret this pic however you wish

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/12/article-1112542-03066F10000005DC-713_468x743.jpg

My personal interpretation is she put the award up her bum and it hurt

LOL. How ironic I put on "Kate Winslet - What If" and I have it on repeat on my iTunes. I'm such an emotional wreck right now. :bawling:

[Z]

vodka and cherry tango never tasted that

Me neither until tonight, really really good!

[arsenalforever]

I'd do Kate Winslet. She is one sexy lady!

she likes to get her bits out which is why i love her

EVa Green is hot

[arsenalforever]

Me neither until tonight, really really good!

sounds like a girl drink but it sounds nice

[Ross]

What if I had never let you, would you be the man I used to know. What if I had never walked away, cause I still love you than I can say. If I'd stayed if you tried if we could only turn back time but I guess we'll never know. :bawling:

I'm so sad now lol!

[Z]

sounds like a girl drink but it sounds nice

I'd say if would be if it came in a bottle, but we're talking MY levels of vodka plus cherry tango, much better :D!

[Tom]

I'd say if would be if it came in a bottle, but we're talking MY levels of vodka plus cherry tango, much better :D!

Everyone ought to try Vodka, Red Bull and Blue WKD

[Stu]

Everyone ought to try Vodka, Red Bull and Blue WKD
Oh hell morhter****ing yes. Nicest drink ever!

[Jords]

Me neither until tonight, really really good!

I like cherry tango, and ive tried vodka and it was alright, so it should be ok :tongue:

[Ross]

Stu. I'm still upset. I don't have my tea. No ****ing chocolate. I don't ****ing want Ice cream!

[Z]

Everyone ought to try Vodka, Red Bull and Blue WKD

Sounds good! Me and my mate have made a to do list for the holidays, trying new drinks is on the list. That's going down on the list!

[Stu]

Stu. I'm still upset. I don't have my tea. No ****ing chocolate. I don't ****ing want Ice cream!
How about some bad romance baby. I'll ohh la la your gaga.

Whatever that is.

[arsenalforever]

I'd say if would be if it came in a bottle, but we're talking MY levels of vodka plus cherry tango, much better :D!

i cna't stand vodka too much of a bad influence on me

[Ross]

How about some bad romance baby. I'll ohh la la your gaga.

Whatever that is.

That'll do.

I'm now listening to sad songs. Ew.

[arsenalforever]

That'll do.

I'm now listening to sad songs. Ew.

is it that bad on here
we should call this the romantic thread

[Z]

i cna't stand vodka too much of a bad influence on me

Rum is a bad influence on me. I had a whole bottle of Bacardi Rum to myself one night, I don't remember going to bed. So good.

[Z]

is it that bad on here
we should call this the romantic thread

Romance is covered by 'n stuff' by my reckoning! Haha.

[Stu]

That'll do.

I'm now listening to sad songs. Ew.
I know you have no idea who they are but this song seems appropriate for us right now, lyrically speaking :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2V0ZPwFCbE

:bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

[Ross]

is it that bad on here
we should call this the romantic thread

Well y'know. I'm really sensitive in real life... I am emotional at times. The topic of relationships has made me a sad, but in a good way. :)

[Stu]

is it that bad on here
we should call this the romantic thread
You raise an interesting point, we need to get back to lowering the moral standards of TiBB.

Right, where were we, fetishes?

[Ross]

I know you have no idea who they are but this song seems appropriate for us right now, lyrically speaking :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2V0ZPwFCbE

:bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

:bawling:

[InOne]

You raise an interesting point, we need to get back to lowering the moral standards of TiBB.

Right, where were we, fetishes?

Bondage I think

[arsenalforever]

Well y'know. I'm really sensitive in real life... I am emotional at times. The topic of relationships has made me a sad, but in a good way. :)

i love a good cry once and a while

the women love it shows your sensetive side

[Jords]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/i/i_love_you-7070.gif

[Ross]

i love a good cry once and a while

the women love it shows your sensetive side

it does.
anyway, back to reality?

MONSTER DICK.

sorry :tongue:

[arsenalforever]

You raise an interesting point, we need to get back to lowering the moral standards of TiBB.

Right, where were we, fetishes?

i love role play

having the GF dress up as a schoolgirl or a nurse always turns me on

i don't like to be whipped or anything like that

[Stu]

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/i/i_love_you-7070.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/baby-crying-full.jpg

[arsenalforever]

Bondage I think

joe i wouldn't take you as that kind of guy :)

[Ross]

http://www.newfreedownloads.com/imgs/13293-w520.jpg

[InOne]

joe i wouldn't take you as that kind of guy :)

Not on me, but I don't mind the girl tied up ;)

[Stu]

i love role play

having the GF dress up as a schoolgirl or a nurse always turns me on

i don't like to be whipped or anything like that
Now you're talking. I have to admit, I go ****ing crazy for the schoolgirl thing. In more ways than one.

I'm not saying I actively cross dress or I'm a drag queen or anything like that but uh ...

... draw your own conclusions.

[Jords]

Now you're talking. I have to admit, I go ****ing crazy for the schoolgirl thing. In more ways than one.

I'm not saying I actively cross dress or I'm a drag queen or anything like that but uh ...

... draw your own conclusions.

When your older though wouldnt it make you feel like a peodo? :joker:

[arsenalforever]

Now you're talking. I have to admit, I go ****ing crazy for the schoolgirl thing. In more ways than one.

I'm not saying I actively cross dress or I'm a drag queen or anything like that but uh ...

... draw your own conclusions.

there was this girl i dated who wanted me to dress up as a woman and her a man
i was a bit like no but i regret not doing it

[Stu]

Not on me, but I don't mind the girl tied up ;)
I rather it the other way around to be honest. Particularly with a hot female house burglar theme, with that silver tape **** they have in the movies.

Well, their goes my dignity.

When your older though wouldnt it make you feel like a peodo? :joker:
I don't think that far ahead :wink:.

[SiaSiaSia]

i love role play

having the GF dress up as a schoolgirl or a nurse always turns me on

i don't like to be whipped or anything like that

i love watching that sort of porn hahahahaha

[arsenalforever]

Not on me, but I don't mind the girl tied up ;)

nah the girl has to be in change
i like a girl who talks dirty

[InOne]

I rather it the other way around to be honest. Particularly with a hot female house burglar theme, with that silver tape **** they have in the movies.

Well, their goes my dignity.


I don't think that far ahead :wink:.

Yeah don't mind it both ways really. Always loved a girl who could kick my arse.

[arsenalforever]

i love watching that sort of porn hahahahaha

its funny cause the girls they get are in their 30's:joker:

[InOne]

nah the girl has to be in change
i like a girl who talks dirty

Some loved being talked dirty to, and even degraded sometimes lol

[Jords]

i love watching that sort of porn hahahahaha

Yeah people were saying in a different thread, its funny to see how it develops.

Imagine if the roleplays on porn actually happened like that :amazed:

[Z]

I get so turned on by dirty talk.

[arsenalforever]

Yeah don't mind it both ways really. Always loved a girl who could kick my arse.

god no that be horible she's kicking your arse around the room doesn't sound sexy:joker:

[InOne]

god no that be horible she's kicking your arse around the room doesn't sound sexy:joker:

But pinning you down can be quite sexy ;) I'll let your imagination run wild with the rest lol

[Stu]

god no that be horible she's kicking your arse around the room doesn't sound sexy:joker:
I'm not into the violence either myself but being verbally degraded? Hell yeah.

Threat of violence > Violence.

[Z]

I'm not into the violence either myself but being verbally degraded? Hell yeah.

Threat of violence > Violence.


Same here.

[Stu]

But pinning you down can be quite sexy ;) I'll let your imagination run wild with the rest lol
I think me and you go to the same kind of clubs :joker:.

[Jords]

I get so turned on by dirty talk.

Have you got a socket I could put this plug in? :wink:
:joker:

[InOne]

I think me and you go to the same kind of clubs :joker:.

Haha it's very possible ;)

[Jords]

Wow, you lot do have some exciting sex lives!

[arsenalforever]

I'm not into the violence either myself but being verbally degraded? Hell yeah.

Threat of violence > Violence.

wouldn't mind that but if she wants to put out cigarettes on you then thats a bit too much for me

[Stu]

Have you got a socket I could put this plug in? :wink:
:joker:
I'm more concerned with the cords and how tight they feel on human wrists.

[Please don't forward this post to Scotland Yard].

[Ross]

I'm just gonna sit here and read from now on ;)

[arsenalforever]

But pinning you down can be quite sexy ;) I'll let your imagination run wild with the rest lol

had it done but the girl was a bit to wild and i taught she wanted to kil me by sex:joker:

[Stu]

wouldn't mind that but if she wants to put out cigarettes on you then thats a bit too much for me
I put cigarettes on myself, actually. A year ago I used to put them out on my tongue in exchange for free pints :shocked:.

[Z]

Have you got a socket I could put this plug in? :wink:
:joker:

:laugh2: A bit too euphemistic for my liking, but kudos.



A'right, I just snorted with laughter at something that wasn't even all that funny. Here we go, drunkenness, sweeeeet.

[InOne]

had it done but the girl was a bit to wild and i taught she wanted to kil me by sex:joker:

That turns me on too lol that woman in Goldeneye who killed people with her legs, would be the best death ever!!!

[arsenalforever]

I put cigarettes on myself, actually. A year ago I used to put them out on my tongue in exchange for free pints :shocked:.

god no, i couldn't bring myslf to do it

[Stu]

I'm just gonna sit here and read from now on ;)
You want me to start talking about various different rope materials and which work best? :wink:

[arsenalforever]

That turns me on too lol that woman in Goldeneye who killed people with her legs, would be the best death ever!!!

i wouldn't mind if i was 80 or something but i'm still young:joker:

[Z]

You want me to start talking about various different rope materials and which work best? :wink:

Yes.

[Ross]

You want me to start talking about various different rope materials and which work best? :wink:

Whatever, go with the flow. ;)

[GhettoSuperstar]

i'm a lesbian btw

[Stu]

:laugh2: A bit too euphemistic for my liking, but kudos.



A'right, I just snorted with laughter at something that wasn't even all that funny. Here we go, drunkenness, sweeeeet.
You drunk? Awesome.

Everybody, the time to take advantage is now!

[Stephanie]

o_o
some of this stuff sounds interestingly weird.

[InOne]

i wouldn't mind if i was 80 or something but i'm still young:joker:

Haha, well careful who you meet ;)

[Z]

You drunk? Awesome.

Everybody, the time to take advantage is now!

I'm an ace drunk. I can type coherently but I'm blatantly wasted. As Matt, Shaun, Gary et al can tell you, they've added me into a few conversations when I've been drunk... making MSN sounds... oh god.

[Stu]

I'm an ace drunk. I can type coherently but I'm blatantly wasted. As Matt, Shaun, Gary et al can tell you, they've added me into a few conversations when I've been drunk... making MSN sounds... oh god.
Well, when you get extra drunk, examine these awesome pictures for me :

http://images.google.ie/images?gbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=cows&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=&oq=cow&start=0

They probably only raise giggles with whatever I'm on, but it's worth a bash.

[Ross]

Cows looking confused.

[Jords]

Cows?

[Z]

well, when you get extra drunk, examine these awesome pictures for me :

http://images.google.ie/images?gbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=cows&btng=search&meta=&aq=&oq=cow&start=0

they probably only raise giggles with whatever i'm on, but it's worth a bash.

The third one!

LOL!!!

[arsenalforever]

Haha, well careful who you meet ;)

joe i met some strange girls

one asked me to lick her leather boots and she wanted to call me daddy during sex:hugesmile:

[Jords]

http://www.theleek.net/articles/marketplace/images/google_cows.jpg
Lmao Moogle!

[InOne]

joe i met some strange girls

one asked me to lick her leather boots and she wanted to call me daddy during sex:hugesmile:

Yeah haha people think guys have weird fetishes, women are just as bad!!!

[Ross]

Just reminded me of the scary movie bit... "say my name bitch, what's my name??"

[arsenalforever]

Yeah haha people think guys have weird fetishes, women are just as bad!!!

girls are far more kinky then guys:hugesmile: they want sex everyday

[Z]

Just reminded me of the scary movie bit... "say my name bitch, what's my name??"

HA!


Also the "now who the **** did that?" bit after somebody throws crayons at George when he leaves the nursery.. gets me every time.

[InOne]

girls are far more kinky then guys:hugesmile: they want sex everyday

Yep, sometimes you wake up and they're whacking you off lol

[Jords]

7000th post InOne, nice one :thumbs:

[Z]

Guys I'm nearly at 8,000 posts! I never thought this day would come! I can't wait to hit 10,000 (sad..)

[Ross]

7000th post InOne, nice one :thumbs:

13,100 and something :dance:

[Stu]

Scary Movie :lovedup:

Ohhh sheet son!

[InOne]

7000th post InOne, nice one :thumbs:

ohhhh ty!!! lol

[arsenalforever]

Yep, sometimes you wake up and they're whacking you off lol

congrats on the posts joe :)

i don't mind them whacking me off:joker:

[Jords]

Yeah ... I have quite a few more posts to make before I catch you lot up :joker:

[Stu]

****, I got my 8,000th post today. I never even pay attention to that crap. Wonder what it was.

[arsenalforever]

Yeah ... I have quite a few more posts to make before I catch you lot up :joker:

we love you all the same jords ;)

[Jords]

we love you all the same jords ;)

:lovedup:

[InOne]

congrats on the posts joe :)

i don't mind them whacking me off:joker:

Haha cheers, still don't get the little award thing yet though :( lol

[Jords]

Maybe its just this thread and its dirty thoughts, but I thought it said Repulic of Cock for your location Stu :joker:

[Ross]

Sod it. I'm staying up all night. I've got a managers meeting at work tomorrow. I'm in 8-5. Have to go to that, why not.

[InOne]

Sod it. I'm staying up all night. I've got a managers meeting at work tomorrow. I'm in 8-5. Have to go to that, why not.

Have a power wank to keep you going ;)

[Z]

I'm drinking myself to sleep tonight. Probably not healthy but.. care.

[Stu]

Sod it. I'm staying up all night. I've got a managers meeting at work tomorrow. I'm in 8-5. Have to go to that, why not.
I'm thinking the same. Some nights I know I won't sleep and I decide to just pull an all nighter.

It's like being tipsy the next day. After a night without sleep I once just poured an entire kettle of boiling water over my hand without thinking it.

[arsenalforever]

Have a power wank to keep you going ;)

:hugesmile: doesn't work sadly

Ross you need to get some sleep if you have a big meeting a wank will put you too sleep

[Ross]

Have a power wank to keep you going ;)

No! Wanks make me more tired. After a wank I'm always like -falls asleep-

[arsenalforever]

I'm drinking myself to sleep tonight. Probably not healthy but.. care.

no classes tomorrow?

[InOne]

True, I just liked the phrase 'power wank' lol

[Ross]

True, I just liked the phrase 'power wank' lol

I wish I could suck myself off. Bad times.

[Z]

No! Wanks make me more tired. After a wank I'm always like -falls asleep-

Oh god, imagine falling asleep after sex. Ultimate insult hahahaha.

[arsenalforever]

True, I just liked the phrase 'power wank' lol

never heard that one before Joe
you just invented a new wank

[Jords]

Oh god, imagine falling asleep after sex. Ultimate insult hahahaha.

What about during it? Ouch..

[InOne]

never heard that one before Joe
you just invented a new wank

Haha, would be interesting to see how people actually carry it out

[Z]

no classes tomorrow?

Finished for the semester, woohoo! Pity I have an essay to do for Thursday.. meeehhh!

[arsenalforever]

Haha, would be interesting to see how people actually carry it out

two hands maybe:joker:

[Stu]

I wish I could suck myself off. Bad times.
Try it for a few minuets each day and within a few years it's bound to happen. At least that's what I do.

[Ross]

No lie and I'm not saying it for attention... but I can use two hands, easily. Lol.

[arsenalforever]

Finished for the semester, woohoo! Pity I have an essay to do for Thursday.. meeehhh!

so how long do you have off?

[Jords]

No lie and I'm not saying it for attention... but I can use two hands, easily. Lol.

I think you should prove it ;) Haha, kidding

[arsenalforever]

No lie and I'm not saying it for attention... but I can use two hands, easily. Lol.

i rather have someone else wank me off:hugesmile: