SEX sex SEX sex SEX [This is a thread about the joys of knitting].

[Stu]

Why doesn't someone just make a thread and all the sex discussion can go in there.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/18logo.jpg

RULES

1. You do not talk about sex club.

2. You DO NOT talk about sex club.

3. Eight people to a bed.

4. Ignore the pope. Contraception is important.

5. No sharp objects.

6. No underage folks, in the mental sense.

7. Don't feed the trolls.

8. Leave your dignity at the door.

9. A ban on the words 'Cliff' and 'Richard' are in full effect.

10. Enjoy your stay.

[King Gizzard]

arsenalforever will end up living in here

[Chels]

lmfao

[ILoveTRW]

if anyone is up for some action in the Manchester area u2u me :tongue:

[Stu]

if anyone is up for some action in the Manchester area u2u me :tongue:
Soliciting! Excellent. We are off to a marvelous start!

Keep all the naughty stuff in here. Think of the children/the forum is going to blow up etc etc.

[Chels]

i'm well behaved :tongue:

[Z]

Excellent.

I've never had sex, I feel the time is right, now I'm just on the lookout. -imagine a creepy, pervy look-

[setanta]

arsenalforever will end up living in here

Lol, on his own unless we come in to give him a bit of abuse.

[GhettoSuperstar]

I love jealous virgin teens on forums.
Just not in my bed.

[Lewis.]

Shall be a funny read

[Beastie]

This will be a successful thread. The ones who complained about too much talk about sex will be literally eating their heart out!

[King Gizzard]

There were some doggers in asda car park when I walked past there couple of nights ago

[Stu]

This will be a successful thread. The ones who complained about too much talk about sex will be literally eating their heart out!
They can eat my cock out.

Man, I'm having fun. Better it was all kept to one tidy place I suppose. One tidy, filthy place.

[Beastie]

They can eat my cock out.

Man, I'm having fun. Better it was all kept to one tidy place I suppose. One tidy, filthy place.


Abrothel.

[Enid]

There were some doggers in asda car park when I walked past there couple of nights ago
I never see **** like that. Maybe that's a good thing, I'd probably want to join in, hahah.

[King Gizzard]

I never see **** like that. Maybe that's a good thing, I'd probably want to join in, hahah.

What if they were old and fat!

[Enid]

Nice edit there, Stu.

No one can complain now.

[Captain.Remy]

They can eat my cock out.

Man, I'm having fun. Better it was all kept to one tidy place I suppose. One tidy, filthy place.

I'm quite surprised by some of the complainers because I thought they were involved in a lot of sex talk but then I don't understand English anymore I guess...

Don't bullshit the bullshit, TIBB has always been full of sex and I'm sick and tired of the constant Politically Correct crap some of the virgins out there are trying to suck our brains out with. Let us live, and live your healthy nice life elsewhere.
It's the same thing with the smokers thread really. Some people think they spread the good speech yet they are involved in a lot of drama on the forum.

Rant over.

[Beastie]

What if they were old and fat!


They are the best ones. Experienced and full of meat!

[Stu]

Nice edit there, Stu.

No one can complain now.
It's nice and big, isn't it?

The 18's picture, I mean.

Okay, that was poor.

[Z]

I find it somewhat ludicrous that some of the people complaining about the sex talk are guilty of being just as crude about other things most of the time; I don't understand the issue with talking about sex, that's pretty much what being human is all about.

[Jords]

Im here to talk about the 'n stuff' part guysss. :joker: Only kidding, lmao at this thread

[Lewis.]

It's nice and big, isn't it?

The 18's picture, I mean.

Okay, that was poor.

A bit too poor. :hugesmile:

[arista]

Thanks Stu.

I like sex. Anyone wanna hook up?




You Are Most Wise.

[Beastie]

Use this as the introduction to the thread picture....??

http://www.fashion-res.com/EX/10-07-20/children_condom1.JPG

[Enid]

arista I bet you are a beast in bed. ;)

[arista]

Excellent.

I've never had sex, I feel the time is right, now I'm just on the lookout. -imagine a creepy, pervy look-



I think that is Not True.

[King Gizzard]

arista has sexual frustration 'cause hes a robot.

but the new aristabot prototype includes a sexual feelings graphics card

[Stu]

I posted this in the other thread :

You know what annoys me? Before I took a break from here, almost every single thread turned into a text speak, bitch please style MSN conversation about abstract subjects none of us particularly gave a flying monkeys about.

And on a media platform where any kid can look up any type of porn he or she wants in a matter of seconds, did I think that kind of kthxbai stuff particularly contributed towards raising the standards of the English language for new members of our forum? Not really. Hows that for irony? Did I complain? No, I got on with things.

Oh, and you know those gif's? They suck. They really, really suck. Most of us hate them. They are completely overused and show up in far more threads than talk about willies. Use words. Chaucer managed to make a career out of it.

Just to get it out, you know.

[arista]

arista I bet you are a beast in bed. ;)


I can Feel Your Aura
Very Bright.


Life In the Fast Lane.

[Beastie]

Jords and Courtney will have a flirting sesh in here.

[Z]

I think that is Not True.

Which bit? The virgin bit or the creepy look bit?




Because both are true arista.

-continues looking creepy-

[Lewis.]

I can Feel Your Aura
Very Bright.


Life In the Fast Lane.

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

Everyone is viewing this thread

[arista]

Which bit? The virgin bit or the creepy look bit?




Because both are true arista.

-continues looking creepy-


OK


Everyone be Gentle with Hot Zee.

[Z]

OK


Everyone be Gentle with Hot Zee.

:laugh2: I finally got my very own dedicated arista-ism! Yaaay!

[arista]

Everyone is viewing this thread


Yes how long until it gets Locked?



It also needs on the Heading "Adults Only"

[Captain.Remy]

OK


Everyone be Gentle with Hot Zee.

arista, it's been a while you didn't do my aura, can I get one now please ? :hugesmile:

[Beastie]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/18logo.jpg

RULES

1. You do not talk about sex club.

2. You DO NOT talk about sex club.

3. Eight people to a bed.

4. Ignore the pope. Contraception is important.

5. No sharp objects.

6. No underage folks, in the mental sense.

7. Don't feed the trolls.

8. Enjoy your stay.


I like! :thumbs:

[arista]

arista, it's been a while you didn't do my aura, can I get one now please ? :hugesmile:


Since you have Slid into this Thread
It is Throbbing.

[InOne]

When the river flows red, take the dirt track instead...

[Novo]

No prizes for guessing who is top poster in this thread

[Beastie]

When the river flows red, take the dirt track instead...

:joker:

[Stu]

When the river flows red, take the dirt track instead...
Take a bow!

:joker:

[Z]

Two in the pink, one in the stink?

[King Gizzard]

Whats everyones 'type' then

[InOne]

Take a bow!

:joker:

I wanted to contribute :hugesmile:

[Stu]

So do you go for the easy pink or the difficult brown?

Yes, we have reached the inevitable destination of snooker related pun jokes.

[Lewis.]

When the river flows red, take the dirt track instead...

:joker:

[arista]

arista has sexual frustration 'cause hes a robot.

but the new aristabot prototype includes a sexual feelings graphics card


No Such Frustration.

I Flow with the Buzz.

[Novo]

Whats everyones 'type' then

Do you come here often?

:blush:

[Beastie]

Whats everyones 'type' then

A meaty beefcake!

[Niamh.]

Whats everyones 'type' then

I like men with nice arms

[Z]

Whats everyones 'type' then

Brunette, eyes that say 'I'm up for anything' and a bit of meat on the bones. Shwiiiiing.

[Chels]

Do you come here often?

:blush:

Always knew you batted for the other side ;)

[arista]

Whats everyones 'type' then


By taking Siberian Ginseng
it gets you Rock Hard.


That is well liked.

[Stu]

Whats everyones 'type' then
Honestly, I like chavy girls. The sexy ones, at least.

Not a fan of the natural look. Raunchy girls, cybergoth, punk etc.

As for the men, I hate the typical gay men's choices. Not a fan of short hair and muscles.

[Enid]

Type? Someone who'd happily let me spit in their mouth during sex.

[arista]

I like men with nice arms


My Arms have the power to Pick you off the Floor.

[arista]

Type? Someone who'd happily let me spit in their mouth during sex.


That is a Classic.

[Beastie]

This thread is SMOOOOKING HOT!

:devil:

[Chels]

Whats everyones 'type' then

Football players. :hugesmile:
Steven Gerrard and Aaron Ramsey as examples :lovedup:

[arista]

This Thread is Throbbing Fast.

[Novo]

This Thread is Throbbing Fast.

Yeah bet it's not the only thing throbbing you dirty bastard

[Niamh.]

My Arms have the power to Pick you off the Floor.

Hellooooooooooooo arista:wink:

[Stu]

This Thread is Throbbing Fast.
:joker::joker::joker:

[Captain.Remy]

Whats everyones 'type' then

Blonde girl, blue eyes if possible. I'm quite attracted by dancers, I think they have a nice body and shape. I also need to see they take care of themselves, hands are very important to me.
However, what I look for the most in the personality is her ability to be a leader, to have a strong character. I hate boring nice people, it makes me scared.

[Jords]

Whats everyones 'type' then

Not skinny, but ''normal'', boney girls are not good.
I love natural blonde hair, and brunnette hair is nice,
blue/green eyes are beautiful, but not fussed on eye colour.

I like girls that are fun, but not over the top,
and I like girls who can have serious talks now and then.

:D

[Enid]

Attractiveness is meh. I'd date an average looking guy if he could make me cum.

[arista]

Blonde girl, blue eyes if possible. I'm quite attracted by dancers, I think they have a nice body and shape. I also need to see they take care of themselves, hands are very important to me.
However, what I look for the most in the personality is her ability to be a leader, to have a strong character. I hate boring nice people, it makes me scared.



Yes matches Your Rough and Ready Aura.

[Stu]

Attractiveness is meh. I'd date an average looking guy if he could make me cum.
Average is my middle name, baby.

[arista]

Attractiveness is meh. I'd date an average looking guy if he could make me cum.


Of Course
The Buzz from Sex is Lasting.

[Beastie]

Who likes Emma Watson?? (Hermionie from Harry Potter?)

[InOne]

I like quite alot of types really, personality is a big thing for me, I couldn't go out with a bitch.

[Stu]

Oh yeah, I'll also vouch for curves. LOVE curves.

Ass more important than titties.

Brunette and black over blonde.

Don't like the ebony chicks. Sorry sisters.

[arista]

Tabu Sex.


Now that is to Hot for here.

[Jords]

Who likes Emma Watson?? (Hermionie from Harry Potter?)

Yes shes quite the fitty :tongue:

[arista]

I like quite alot of types really, personality is a big thing for me, I couldn't go out with a bitch.


No Spanking for InOne

[Niamh.]

not into skinny men really

[Enid]

Skinny men are the best.

[Captain.Remy]

Yes matches Your Rough and Ready Aura.

Most definitely. :tongue:

And yeah, you can get out with a nice girl but if she is boring in bed...it's not worth it. I'm not looking for Miss Universe or a supermodel, I've slept with average girls and yet I had some good time with.
But you know a dancer can do a lot of things.

[Beastie]

Yes shes quite the fitty :tongue:

There was a recent pic of her on the internet, taking a holiday in the carribean, she looked hot! I am a stright girl but I still like to say if a girl is hot or not. I think Emma would be good in bed lol

[InOne]

No Spanking for InOne

Well a bitch in the bedroom is fine with me :dance:

[King Gizzard]

Ashanti..Alicia Keys..mm

[InOne]

There was a recent pic of her on the internet, taking a holiday in the carribean, she looked hot! I am a stright girl but I still like to say if a girl is hot or not. I think Emma would be good in bed lol

Nah, bit too skinny for me

[Stu]

Come on people, top three time...

MALES

1. Ville Valo
2. Martin L. Gore
3. Brian Molko

FEMALES

1. Katy Perry
2. Nadine Coyle
3. Whoever that girl is on the 6 o' clock RTE news.

[Niamh.]

Skinny men are the best.

oh no, I like a bit of muscle

[Captain.Remy]

Skinny men are the best.

Oh no you didn't ! :shocked::joker:

I'm not skinny nor I am fat. I'm a rugbyman so I have this type of body but I think skinny man only have the looks sometimes, from a man's point of view. And I heard from girls skinny men are not quite good in bed, teddy bears are better. :hugesmile:

[arista]

Well a bitch in the bedroom is fine with me :dance:


OK

Spanking InOne
is fine.

[Lewis.]

I like Naturally pretty girls with long brown hair...

http://sixcharacters.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/evangeline-lilly1.jpg
Take Evangeline Lilly for Example. The perfect woman.

[InOne]

OK

Spanking InOne
is fine.

Either or. ;)

[Beastie]

I like Naturally pretty girls with long brown hair...

http://sixcharacters.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/evangeline-lilly1.jpg
Take Evangeline Lilly for Example. The perfect woman.


eww.

[InOne]

A top 3 is hard lol I seem to go through phases of celebs

[Niamh.]

1. Gerard Butler
2. Eddie Vedder
3. Anthony Kiedis

[Beastie]

Males I like..

Lucas from neighbours
Jeff Brazier
Johnny Depp

I think these 3 would be good in bed.

I like Sam and Mark but dont think they would be as good in bed.

[Lewis.]

eww.

http://redriverautographs.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/evangeline-lilly-1024x768-21944.jpg

how can you not find that sexy.

[Stu]

Evangeline Lilly :lovedup:.

[Jords]

^^^ Much better photo, her face looked wierd in the other

[30stone]

Whilst people are talking on top 3's

Jess Alba
Vanessa Hudgens
Cheryl Cole.

I think.

[Beastie]

Oh I like Jason Manford. He has the whole package. Good looking, great sense of humour, he would be the type I marry. Jeff Brazier would be more like a one night stand.

[Captain.Remy]

TOP 3:

-Adriana Lima: Supermodel.
-Jennifer Hawkins. Miss Universe 2004 from Australia.
-Ksenia Sukhinova. Miss World 2008 from Russia.

As you see, my top 3 is made by 3 conventional beauties. I like elegant, classy women and I think beauty pageant/fashion shows give me what I'm looking for...a conventional pretty face with brains.

[Beastie]

http://redriverautographs.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/evangeline-lilly-1024x768-21944.jpg

how can you not find that sexy.

This picture is better, the other was a bit eww.

[King Gizzard]

Hello serena...

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2008/04/13/serena_williams_nfl_draft.jpg

[Stu]

Oh I like Jason Manford. He has the whole package. Good looking, great sense of humour, he would be the type I marry. Jeff Brazier would be more like a one night stand.
Jason Manford? :yuk:

[Enid]

You lot with your natural beauties. :laugh:

I want someone who I know will get right down and dirty with me.

[Lewis.]

My Top 3

Evangeline Lilly
Cheryl Cole
Liv Tyler

[Lewis.]

Evangeline Lilly :lovedup:.

http://lost.download-tvshows.com/files/evangeline%20lilly.jpg

She has a nice body too ;)

[Z]

You lot with your natural beauties. :laugh:

I want someone who I know will get right down and dirty with me.

Yeah pretty much this.

[Lewis.]

You lot with your natural beauties. :laugh:

I want someone who I know will get right down and dirty with me.

Lmfao. ;D Ahaha

[Beastie]

Yeah pretty much this.

Lol Enid and Zee do not beat around the bush!

[Enid]

When it comes to sex, I don't need someone with a pretty face....

[Beastie]

Hello serena...

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2008/04/13/serena_williams_nfl_draft.jpg

Her ass is too big. I have a big ass but not that big. There has to be a limit.

[King Gizzard]

Its a perfect ass for me!

[GhettoSuperstar]

I love closeted gays. So funny.

[Z]

Lol Enid and Zee do not beat around the bush!

Well, I find a lot of people aesthetically good looking, so much so I could never have a definite top 3 (or top any number really) :tongue:.

[Niamh.]

http://www.theplasticsurgerychannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Gerard-Butler.jpg



He's my type mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Enid]

I love Amber Rose's body! She has a nice ass.

http://www.amber-rose.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/3835436381_86d09a1fc9.jpg

[Beastie]

Well, I find a lot of people aesthetically good looking, so much so I could never have a definite top 3 (or top any number really) :tongue:.


who are you top 3 zee?

[Brad.]

Whilst people are talking on top 3's

Jess Alba
Vanessa Hudgens
Cheryl Cole.

I think.

Yeah, these 3 are mine too :eek:

[Stu]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/weeds_centerfold.jpg

[King Gizzard]

I think nearly every guy on here will agree, Shakira is one of the best women on earth.

[Niamh.]

I love weeds!!!!!!!! Just finished series 5 last night

[Jords]

I think nearly every guy on here will agree, Shakira is one of the best women on earth.

I agree :) How she shakes her hips is bootiful

[Beastie]

Not seen weeds.. is there a lot of sex in it?

[King Gizzard]

I am waiting for Tom to post a Holly Willoughby picture

[Brad.]

Shakira is amazing yeah.

[InOne]

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/jenniferlopez/jennifer_lopez_1.jpg

[Brad.]

I am waiting for Tom to post a Holly Willoughby picture

or Caroline Flack...

[arista]

You lot with your natural beauties. :laugh:

I want someone who I know will get right down and dirty with me.


Nothing Wrong with That.

[Z]

who are you top 3 zee?

Uffff. I couldn't even tell you, there are so many I could list haha.

[Captain.Remy]

1. Adriana Lima.

http://i50.tinypic.com/654oqc.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/9a1mko.jpg

2. Jennifer Hawkins.

http://i47.tinypic.com/ws476r.jpg
http://i48.tinypic.com/1118078.jpg

3. Ksenia Sukhinova.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2m7b329.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/migkgh.jpg

:lovedup:

[Enid]

I think nearly every guy on here will agree, Shakira is one of the best women on earth.
She's not bad. Has a great ass. I like big tits though. I think women look a bit strange with a big arse and small tits. Shakira is nothing to write home about.

My idea of beauty is different though. I find women that look like her very mundane.

[Enid]

Nothing Wrong with That.
You'd get down and dirty with me, wouldn't you arista?

[Niamh.]

Not seen weeds.. is there a lot of sex in it?

a fair bit yeah!

[Captain.Remy]

I think nearly every guy on here will agree, Shakira is one of the best women on earth.

Shakira is the best female dancer ever. No one is even close. This girl is amazing.

[Beastie]

a fair bit yeah!


Might have to watch that. I LOVE sex scenes on tv!

[SiaSiaSia]

I want to BE shakira
and I'm not joking

[arista]

You'd get down and dirty with me, wouldn't you arista?


Yes It would be a Buzz.

[Beastie]

Sophie from bb10? Anyone want to **** her? I think she would be good in bum sex!

[InOne]

Yes It would be a Buzz.

Get your coat you've pulled.

[Niamh.]

Might have to watch that. I LOVE sex scenes on tv!

It's a great show Beast

[Enid]

Sophie from bb10? Anyone want to **** her? I think she would be good in bum sex!
God no. Not into blondes.

[InOne]

Sophie from bb10? Anyone want to **** her? I think she would be good in bum sex!

Too plastic.

[King Gizzard]

Sopphie was too thin/too ugly/ too dumb.

[Beastie]

It's a great show Beast

:D Which channel is it on? or do you watch it on the net?

[Tom]

or Caroline Flack...

Nah gone off her :joker:

Agree with whoever said about Shakira :lovedup:

Can't beat a bit of Christina in the Dirrty video though

0Twrn3HumsA

[Captain.Remy]

Too plastic.

Same. I'm into blondes but this one isn't definitely not in my league.

[Beastie]

Channelle Hayes is hot! I might try and find that video when she had sex with a puppet!

[Stu]

Sophie is a massive turn off.

Sara BB9 all the way.

...or Imogen!

[Tom]

I want to BE shakira
and I'm not joking

Shes very bendy, She Wolf video leaves a lot to the imagination

[Z]

I don't fancy all that many celebrities, but I can walk past people in the street and think 'daaaamn'.


Also I agree with Stu about Sara from BB9, damn she was sexy!

[Captain.Remy]

Sophie is a massive turn off.

Sara BB9 all the way.

Sara :lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

Imogen is the sexiest of all of them.

[Niamh.]

:D Which channel is it on? or do you watch it on the net?

I bought the box set

[Beastie]

Sara :lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

Imogen is the sexiest of all of them.


Channelle was!

[Jords]

Sophie is a massive turn off.

Sara BB9 all the way.

...or Imogen!

Yes Yes Yes

I quite liked Aisleyne too :tongue:

[Tom]

Sophie is a massive turn off.

Sara BB9 all the way.

...or Imogen!

Sara wasn't the best looking but she had tonnes of sex appeal ... whereas Orlaith is imo the best looking BB contestant ever but had the sex appeal of a cabbage

[Captain.Remy]

Channelle was!

She is sick ! I don't find her hot, at all !

[Stu]

I don't fancy all that many celebrities, but I can walk past people in the street and think 'daaaamn'.


Also I agree with Stu about Sara from BB9, damn she was sexy!
Yeah I am like that too. A lot of celebrities look too perfect. Give me a normal, hot suburban girl in a club. Hell yeah.

[Beastie]

I bought the box set

Ooo right! Im think I may look at it on the net first when I can be bothered to find it! X factor soon!

[King Gizzard]

Sara BB9 Just looked like a skank. and was pretty skinny

[Captain.Remy]

Yeah I am like that too. A lot of celebrities look too perfect. Give me a normal, hot suburban girl in a club. Hell yeah.

Celebrities are fantasies so you know you'll never get to them unlike real people. You know it can happen so it's definitely more exciting. I love the whole 'You know you want me, you know I want you' flirt in clubs or anywhere else. I love playing the game, it's rather intense and sometimes better than the sex itself.
I also like a kinky eye look in the streets, either giving or getting it from a girl. It lights up my day.

[Stu]

Sara BB9 Just looked like a skank
Exactly :lovedup:.

[Beastie]

Cant find the chanelle puppet sex video but I remember watching it ages ago!

[Enid]

Sara was my kinda girl. A lot of women hated her because she was so open about sex.

[Captain.Remy]

Cant find the chanelle puppet sex video but I remember watching it ages ago!

There you go...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vO4qP9trbFc&hl=fr_FR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vO4qP9trbFc&hl=fr_FR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Beastie]

I liked Sara from bb9 but dont remember her talking about sex too much! She was one of the most likeable females on any big brother.

[Stu]

Sara was my kinda girl. A lot of women hated her because she was so open about sex.
I hate how men can talk openly about sex but women who do it get branded sluts by tight bitched who are jealous of them.

Tight, controlling woman are the biggest turn off ever. In the social sense of course. Domination on the other hand is a bit of a turn on.

[Beastie]

There you go...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vO4qP9trbFc&hl=fr_FR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vO4qP9trbFc&hl=fr_FR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


Cheers :D

[Enid]

Chanelle was just trashy, and not in a good way...

[InOne]

So does anyone have a fetish?

[Jords]

Pmsl at that video

[setanta]

I just looked at what people are doing right now and the vast majority are viewing this thread. Fecking perverts, the lot of ya!

[Enid]

I hate how men can talk openly about sex but women who do it get branded sluts by tight bitched who are jealous of them.

Tight, controlling woman are the biggest turn off ever. In the social sense of course. Domination on the other hand is a bit of a turn on.
Me too. Oh I've spent many hours trying to get through to men and women that we are more sexually empowered than we once were. ****ing hell, it's the 21st century. We have sex and we like it. Big ****ing deal.

[Stu]

I just looked at what people are doing right now and the vast majority are viewing this thread. Fecking perverts, the lot of ya!
Probably the same dry squirts that were complaining about all the filthy talk! :hugesmile:

[Z]

I don't fancy celebrities as a general rule because they aren't obtainable, what's the point? If you obsess over a celebrity, real people aren't going to live up to the standards.

Sara was so sexy, I can't believe I forgot about her. So sexy.

[Tom]

Femdom. :D

I thought that said femidom then, I was wondering how a carrier bag can turn you on :joker:

[Stu]

So does anyone have a fetish?
Light bondage, definitely. A hot piece of meat tying me to the bed would get my dick banging off the ceiling.

No beating or any crap like that, just restraint. If role play scenarios are involved, all the better.

[Enid]

A carrier bag over someone's head is a turn on though...

[InOne]

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs42/300W/i/2009/076/6/c/bondage_illustration_05_by_BretLu2009.jpg

[Tom]

Chanelle was just trashy, and not in a good way...

She seemed like the type that would put her dirty knickers back on

[Stu]

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs42/300W/i/2009/076/6/c/bondage_illustration_05_by_BretLu2009.jpg
None of that professional, scout boy crap. Spread eagle. Down on the bed.

Second choice being a chair...

[InOne]

None of that professional, scout boy crap. Spread eagle. Down on the bed.

Second choice being a chair...

I didn't really know how grapic i'd be allowed to post lol

[Stu]

I didn't really know how grapic i'd be allowed to post lol
Well cartoons are no good anyway.

I have my favorites bookmarked. Don't bother risking your neck :wink:.

*cough*dailymotionhaveloadsbutyouhavetofindthegood playlists*cough*

[SiaSiaSia]

rough is the best especially after an argument


make up sex was an article in love it a few weeks ago.....!

[Firewire]

This thread is hilarious. :laugh2:

[Enid]

Men are too afraid of being rough with women. Women LOVE it rough. We want to be thrown down on the bed and ****ed as hard as possible.

[Stu]

Men are too afraid of being rough with women. Women LOVE it rough. We want to be thrown down on the bed and ****ed as hard as possible.
You know, if I ever come to Sheffield...

[SiaSiaSia]

This thread is hilarious. :laugh2:

Because you've had no sex?

[InOne]

Men are too afraid of being rough with women. Women LOVE it rough. We want to be thrown down on the bed and ****ed as hard as possible.

Yes my ex liked it rough, that is where the sexual sadist in me took over.

[Stu]

You should all go out and buy Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk [Fight Club].

I'll let the description speak for itself :

Cassie Wright, porn princess, intends to cap her legendary career by breaking the world record for serial fornication in a porn movie, on camera, with six hundred men. Snuff unfolds through the perspectives of Mr. 72, Mr. 137, Mr. 600 as they await their turn in a very crowded green room.

Read it in a single sitting last night and it's the most disgusting, hilarious piece of filth I have ever read in my entire life.

[Tom]

Men are too afraid of being rough with women. Women LOVE it rough. We want to be thrown down on the bed and ****ed as hard as possible.

My girlfriend loves having her hair pulled LOL

[Firewire]

Because you've had no sex?

Possibly.

[King Gizzard]

I'm in sheff right now!










Wait no, I'm not

[InOne]

I actually live quite near Sheffield, Enid, here I cum! ;)

[Stu]

Yeeesss..? :wink:
Damn. Wasn't expecting you to respond and now I have to come up with a response.












































Want to go hit up a hood full of Mexican kids?

[Lewis.]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/chawnerPA2109_468x699.jpg
Thoughts?

[andyman]

Can Enid and MissKitty talk dirty please?

Thank you.

*Gets ready..*

[andyman]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/chawnerPA2109_468x699.jpg
Thoughts?Yeah, she over 18?

[Stu]

Can Enid and MissKitty talk dirty please?

Thank you.

*Gets ready..*
This.

Thread's not filthy enough. Too much celeb pic posting, not enough raunched up filth escapades.

[Tom]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/chawnerPA2109_468x699.jpg
Thoughts?

Think of the sex angles

[SiaSiaSia]

This.

Thread's not filthy enough. Too much celeb pic posting, not enough raunched up filth escapades.


Stu I want your hard cock to caress Edith's ****

[Stu]

Stu I want your hard cock to caress Edith's ****
Caressing is what you do to babies to get them to sleep. Stu's cock dial only goes from 'Proding Jolt' to 'Hammer Tym' :wink:.

[SiaSiaSia]

I wonder who has the sickest fantasy.

I had a dream once that was my ex was doing me from behind over a toilet and I vomited and pissed milk everywhere. So now I find vomit pretty sexual.

tmi...

[Tom]

Already have ...

[Captain.Remy]

By the way, my ultimate TIBB crush is Sia. Whatever she thinks of herself, I think she is sexy, spicy and different in a good way. And yes, she doesn't fit my ultimate criteria but she is blonde with blue eyes and like I said, I need someone who has the ability to be a leader and she does have it.
It's not a fantasy either but there you go...

[Captain.Remy]

Already have ...

Same. I'm not getting into details but it happened a few months ago.

[Z]

I think I'd need to try one on one before I'd add someone else into the mix, haha. I guess I would, but I couldn't do it with strangers.

[SiaSiaSia]

I think I'd need to try one on one before I'd add someone else into the mix, haha. I guess I would, but I couldn't do it with strangers.

I can't believe you've not had sex...

you're cute... you've had girlfriends... you're at university.......?!

[Ross]

Oh my god this is beautiful. Home sweet home. :amazed:

[SiaSiaSia]

Oh my god this is beautiful. Home sweet home. :amazed:

Surptised you hadn't seen this earlier :D

[Z]

I can't believe you've not had sex...

you're cute... you've had girlfriends... you're at university.......?!

:hugesmile: pmsl. Thank you, yes, and yes, I'm not sure where I've gone wrong but ah well :tongue:.

None of the TiBB girls are particularly my 'type', but then my 'type' is largely influenced by personality, and as I've never met any of you in real life, I couldn't really say.

[andyman]

Seen animal farm.. Old vhs tape, poor chicken :(

[Captain.Remy]

That is cute Remy. I guess if I were to **** anyone from this forum it would be.. nah, I'm not gonna say. But there are about four guys, hahah.

Am I in the 4 ? :tongue: Watch out for Sia, she's quite a jealous mouse. But you still can tell me haha

[Stu]

Oh my god this is beautiful. Home sweet home. :amazed:
It's your fault it exists! :joker:

[Z]

It's your fault it exists! :joker:

Fault implies it's a bad thing this is here :tongue:!

[Ross]

Surptised you hadn't seen this earlier :D

Haha, I've been out. I love how I disgust some people when talking about sexual things when it isn't even AIMED at them.

It's just fun for god's sake. It's nice to see alot of you have a sense of humour though. :)

[Enid]

Am I in the 4 ? :tongue: Watch out for Sia, she's quite a jealous mouse. But you still can tell me haha
Nah, you are Sia's. :)

I am naming no names!

[Ross]

It's your fault it exists! :joker:

Oh well, I've never one for fading into the background.

;) some people need to lighten up.

[Captain.Remy]

Oh come on guys, I named mine !!!

[SiaSiaSia]

I do have a soft spot for Aaron's (Arneldo) face at the moment

[Stu]

Fault implies it's a bad thing this is here :tongue:!
Hmm ... [thinks of a word quickly] ... I'm lost.

Let's just crown Ross savior of the filthy conversations. And ignore those to whom sex, apparently, has become a bad thing.

[InOne]

Yeah there is a few i'd go for, but you'll never know! lol

[Stu]

Whatever happened to killEr, or whatever his name was :lovedup:...

[Tom]

Whatever happened to killEr, or whatever his name was :lovedup:...

Since when was you into men? :shocked:

[Ross]

Funny thing is. I talk about sexual things WITH adults. So I'm sorry if kids find it offensive, they don't have to read it. I'm not being blamed for this, I know it's a bad thing but I don't make people talk about sex.

And to disgust someone like Shaun, who may not be as sexual as me he's crude in many other ways. I find it quite amusing.

[Enid]

I got the feeling Stu is into EVERYTHING. :P

[Ross]

It's not a bad thing Ross. It's a very VERY good thing. ;)

I know Enid ;) how are you anyway?

[Stu]

Since when was you into men? :shocked:
:shocked::shocked::shocked:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pansexual

If given the chance I'd do Appearance_of_a_Junky, setanta, Stu and arsenalforever.
All at once? That's my girl :wink:.

[andyman]

FFS! Talk dirty, i've gone all limp!

[SiaSiaSia]

The more Enid posts, the more lesbian I become

[Enid]

The more Enid posts, the more lesbian I become
I like you. You're not calling me a slut and that's a rarity. :P

[Z]

Almost three years ago :

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?p=819709#post819709

I hate when people link to threads from years ago. It reminds me how long I've been here for, especially when I've posted in the thread. -shudder-

[Stu]

I hate when people link to threads from years ago. It reminds me how long I've been here for, especially when I've posted in the thread. -shudder-
I never even looked at the thread to be honest before posting it here. It's all too happy and naive for my liking. I like this bit though...

You told her while drunk and on acid, or did I just get confused? :hugesmile:

Those were the days.

[SiaSiaSia]

I like you. You're not calling me a slut and that's a rarity. :P

hahahahahahah who would call you that? virgins?

[Ross]

I don't know what to talk about now LOL. I'm a bit set back. :(

[Enid]

Oh I dunno. People are quick to judge.

Ohhh I like sex so I must be a slut or something. Can't believe people still have this mentality.

[SiaSiaSia]

Hmmmmmmmm

There are a few TiBBians I'd have on here

[30stone]

Hello serena...

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2008/04/13/serena_williams_nfl_draft.jpg

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

[Ross]

Who was everyones TiBB Shag? :P

[SiaSiaSia]

Who was everyones TiBB Shag? :P

you used to be mine, i used to have a soft spot for your face.
haven't seen it in a long time :bawling:

[SiaSiaSia]

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

fattist!

[Stu]

Who was everyones TiBB Shag? :P
Pencil me in for that Hannah chick. She looks dirty. I imagine in fourteen years she will have lost her record contract due to a crack habit.

[Ross]

you used to be mine, i used to have a soft spot for your face.
haven't seen it in a long time :bawling:

I can easily sort that out ;)

[SiaSiaSia]

Pencil me in for that Hannah chick. She looks dirty. I imagine in fourteen years she will have lost her record contract due to a crack habit.

i'd so have hannah

[Stu]

i'd so have hannah
I'm willing to share...

[Ross]

My TiBB shags... oh do I have to say?

[GhettoSuperstar]

I've had 2 threesomes this year.

[Stu]

My TiBB shags... oh do I have to say?
Baby does this thread look like your Sunday school?

[Tom]

I've had 2 threesomes this year.

slut

I bet you was piggy in the middle as well

[SiaSiaSia]

I can easily sort that out ;)

;)