SEX sex SEX sex SEX [This is a thread about the joys of knitting].

[arsenalforever]

Tanya is Very Firm with me
she says I am a Bad Boy.

She Spanks me Hard.

well every good woman should be that way Arista

[arista]

Tanya has told me she has had a Busy Morning
on GMTV, SkyNews , BBC1 News, Ch5 News
and ITV News.

So she is Enjoying Spanking me Hard.


http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/81878-byron.jpg

[arsenalforever]

Tanya has told me she has had a Busy Morning
on GMTV, SkyNews , BBC1 News, Ch5 News
and ITV News.

So she is Enjoying Spanking me Hard.


she's a busy lady

[arista]

she's a busy lady


Sexy , Hot and Firm Tanya

[arsenalforever]

Sexy , Hot and Firm Tanya

any chance sending her around to me

[arista]

any chance sending her around to me

After my One Hour Session with her
she is back to TV Interviews and BBC Newsnight.

[arsenalforever]

After my One Hour Session with her
she is back to TV Interviews and BBC Newsnight.

:joker:

[Enid]

arista is loving this thread. I bet he's wearing a chastity device right now, the naughty little devil.

[arsenalforever]

arista is loving this thread. I bet he's wearing a chastity device right now, the naughty little devil.

Enid your the queen of the thread
are you there with the whip and paddle:joker:

[Enid]

A whip and a buttplug. ;)

[arsenalforever]

A whip and a buttplug. ;)

even better ;)

[arista]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/03/27/TanyaByron460.jpg



I booked Tanya for another Arista Sex Therapy Session
tomorrow.


She is Hot.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/08/article-1234052-07847579000005DC-34_468x689.jpg

Another Celeb has popped into the TIBB Castle.

[Enid]

No thanks arista. I'd be scared of breaking her.

[arista]

No thanks arista. I'd be scared of breaking her.

It's OK Queen Enid
she is just looking for ideas for her husband.




Tanya, on the other hand
is Hot and Firm.

[arsenalforever]

No thanks arista. I'd be scared of breaking her.

enid, do you like women?

[Enid]

I don't fancy women, but maybe I'd **** one.

[arsenalforever]

I don't fancy women, but maybe I'd **** one.

Enid your even hoter now ;)

[arista]

Queen Enid has Ultimate Power
in this TIBB Orgy Castle.


She is also Hot.

[InOne]

Vorderman wants in.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/carol-vorderman2.jpg

[arsenalforever]

Queen Enid has Ultimate Power
in this TIBB Orgy Castle.


She is also Hot.

Enid loves the cock ;)

yes she's very hot

[Stu]

Are my the only one who can't understand the Vorderman love? She looks like a bony old dog.

[arsenalforever]

Vorderman wants in.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/carol-vorderman2.jpg

grannies to the pit with 'em :)
i never found her hot Joe

[arsenalforever]

Are my the only one who can't understand the Vorderman love? She looks like a bony old dog.

nope stu, i agree i don't think she's hot

[InOne]

For arista then lol

[arista]

For arista then lol



No

http://www.mindhacks.com/blog/files/2008/03/doctor_tanya_byron.jpg


Dr. Tanya Bryon is Firm and Hot
also on ever TV News today working out Internet Codes,
but boy can she Spank

[Dr.Gonzo]

lol

Don't make him horny. You won't like him when he's horny.

[InOne]

No

http://www.mindhacks.com/blog/files/2008/03/doctor_tanya_byron.jpg


Dr. Tanya Bryon is Firm and Hot
also on ever TV News today working out Internet Codes,
but boy can she Spank

I used to watch that show, she always wore tight leather.

[arista]

I used to watch that show, she always wore tight leather.


Yes she can sort out Bad Boys.
As UK Internet Adviser she is a VIP,
but also needs to Spank me Hard
it helps her Relax.

[arista]

lol

Don't make him horny. You won't like him when he's horny.



Rock Hard.

[arsenalforever]

arista Enid will sort yor out she use her whips on you

[arista]

arista Enid will sort yor out she use her whips on you


And She Spits right into my Mouth.

[arsenalforever]

And She Spits right into my Mouth.

a nice one two

[Dr.Gonzo]

And She Spits right into my Mouth.

This just seems so out of character lol. I can't get my head round it.

[arista]

This just seems so out of character lol. I can't get my head round it.


We all need a release
when Rock Hard.

[arsenalforever]

This just seems so out of character lol. I can't get my head round it.

does the good doctor think its a good medical idea?

[InOne]

arista shes saying "Come and get me big boy"

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/tanyaY3108_468x698.jpg

[arsenalforever]

she's looks like a right dirty minx

[arista]

arista shes saying "Come and get me big boy"





Yes so much Tension today
with all her TV Interviews on Internet guides.
But she can let it all out all over me.

[arsenalforever]

Yes so much Tension today
with all her TV Interviews on Internet guides.
But she can let it all out all over me.

i think Joe might have got a bit too

[arista]

she's looks like a right dirty minx

She had a TV show before
this Adviser to the Internet UK job.


She knows how to deal with naughty boys.
Tanya is Firm and Tough.

[arsenalforever]

She had a TV show before
this Adviser to the Internet UK job.


She knows how to deal with naughty boys.
Tanya is Firm and Tough.

so is her body i say when i'm through with her she be asking for more

[Dr.Gonzo]

I wonder how many of you are using your left hands to type when in this thread?

[InOne]

Tanya is getting kinky on us.

http://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media/2008/03/dr_tanya_byron_uk_sm.jpg

[arista]

Tanya has now left the TIBB Orgy Castle
with more International TV interviews including CNN and Fox News.


She Spanked me well hard.

[arsenalforever]

I wonder how many of you are using your left hands to type when in this thread?

the good doctor recommends this its good for your reflex

[arista]

I wonder how many of you are using your left hands to type when in this thread?


Some of us use a Talk Progam

[Dr.Gonzo]

Some of us use a Talk Progam

That would explain certain
people's posting styles.

Utter Fact.

[arsenalforever]

That would explain certain
people's posting styles.

Utter Fact.

gonzo are you getting a kick from all this talk ;)

[InOne]

Love her attire. Videos will have to do now she has gone.

JT9NIWiV7Xs

[arsenalforever]

the blonde fancies a bit of a fisting and flicking the bean

[Dr.Gonzo]

gonzo are you getting a kick from all this talk ;)

Well it's better than listening to my boss moan about the new telephone system, yeh :D

[arsenalforever]

Well it's better than listening to my boss moan about the new telephone system, yeh :D

a bit of sex talk in the afternoon goes down well

[Dr.Gonzo]

Well I'm finished for the day so, to all, fairwell :)

[arista]

Yes Dr.Tanya is Very Clinical
and loves Spanking.

A great Release.

[Ross]

omg what is this!

[arista]

omg what is this!


It is a TIBB Orgy Castle.


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12_01/lohanmoss_650x424.jpg

A couple more Celebs
in a High Room reserved for Shaun.

[Stu]

Your really into this medieval vibe, aren't you?

I think I may as well just leave the thread title as it is.

[Ross]

arista is here. i'm suddenly not so sexual anymore.....

[Enid]

arista is really getting into the swing of things here.

He's sexy in a very strange.. mysterious way.

[Ross]

arista is really getting into the swing of things here.

He's sexy in a very strange.. mysterious way.

:(

[Enid]

:(
What's up, darling?

[Ross]

What's up, darling?

arista complained about me being "too horny" all the time. and told me my "aura is bouncing with sex" or something... and now he's in here like a teenage boy having a cheeky wank as we speak :(

[Enid]

That's okay. You up for some mutual masturbation with arista?

[Ross]

That's okay. You up for some mutual masturbation with arista?

No. He can suck me off though to make up for it... thanks.

-waits for reply. but you're not a female, ross?-

[arista]

No. He can suck me off though to make up for it... thanks.

-waits for reply. but you're not a female, ross?-


No I can not Ross - you are Male.

[arista]

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7941791958/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/07/mercedes02_406.jpg


Another Star demands to go to the Basement.

[King Gizzard]

I reckon aristabot likes a bit of Anne Widdecombe

[Stu]

*barges down the portcullis*

Did someone say something about a sucking off?

[arista]

*barges down the portcullis*

Did someone say something about a sucking off?


Yes Ross is waiting in the Castle lobby.

[arista]

I reckon aristabot likes a bit of Anne Widdecombe

Never
Not Me.

[arista]

http://www.yoogirls.com/storefiles/15/clip_images/jeansbabe-mercedes-1.gif


Another Star
has gone Upstairs.

[arista]

http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d6/unsecured/media/429149625/429149625_1904663035_mercedes-mcnabb.jpg


Another Star has popped in to see Queen Enid and Arista.

[King Gizzard]

Arista why are you talking to yourself

[arista]

Arista why are you talking to yourself

I am Not this TIBB Orgy Castle is Full of Folks
and many more are viewing this New Thread by Stu.

[Captain.Remy]

arista trying to be funny...somehow.

[arista]

arista trying to be funny...somehow.


Fun ,Sex and Hot Sex

In the TIBB Orgy Castle.



Life In The Fast Lane.

[Stu]

Arista's killing this thread. The ratios have been ****ed to 1% mojo, 90% oil.

[arista]

Arista's killing this thread. The ratios have been ****ed to 1% mojo, 90% oil.



No It will come alive later.

[Stu]

Maybe if I take away the medieval theme?

Need new name suggestions, people.

[Ross]

TiBB Dungeon.

That way sex is not in the title, so people who are like "ew sex talk" won't be like "OMG CLOSE UR THREAD I GET NONE" and people who like sex and are kinky will be like "Dungeon, yeah that sounds really ****ing sexy! *opens* OH YES, SEX THREAD. RESULT! -plays with arsehole while watching football-" :blush:

[Stu]

Nah man, **** the haters, we have a new name.

[Ross]

5ex is better.

Spelling it like that, we have to be cool, yo.

[Jords]

s3>< iizz k3w1

[Enid]

Next time, this place should be called "The Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge thread".

[Stu]

Next time, this place should be called "The Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge thread".
Deal. That's tomorrow night's thread name. I think some suitably carnal discussions are in order for the night.

Bestiality. Okay sometimes?

[I kid].

[Ross]

fap.

[Stacey.]

???????????????????????? sick thread again :yuk:

[Ross]

???????????????????????? sick thread again :yuk:

Sweety, don't look if you don't like. Nobody is forcing you. Bye now

[Stu]

???????????????????????? sick thread again :yuk:
I think the topic title speaks for itself. You have no excuse for being offended. Now get out, child.

[Z]

Oh Courtney......the Razzies were invented for members like you.

Not you then, Dean? :tongue:



Hmm, what can we talk about tonight that hasn't already been covered?

[SiaSiaSia]

talk to meeeeeeeeeee

[Enid]

Deal. That's tomorrow night's thread name. I think some suitably carnal discussions are in order for the night.

Bestiality. Okay sometimes?

[I kid].
I was going to say something about.. that. Buuuut I think that would be overstepping the line juuuuuust a bit.

[King Gizzard]

Hello Siax3

[30stone]

Hmm, what can we talk about tonight that hasn't already been covered?

Peadophil...

Uh.

Mature women?

[Ross]

Blowjob.

[Arneldo]

how many times do you touch yourself?

[Z]

Hourly? Daily? Weekly? Give me a time frame.

[Arneldo]

Hourly? Daily? Weekly? Give me a time frame.


In your lifetime.


.. or daily.

[Z]

Hmm. Once a day in an average week, but then sometimes I can't stop and others I can go days without, and then overcompensate by having more than one in a day.


Today was one of those days.

[InOne]

Sometimes you just do it cos you're bored lol When i'm aimlessly surfing it usually comes to that.

[Ross]

I get aroused really easy. I have to tuck it up into my boxers waistband most of the time.

[30stone]

Someone times 0 times a day

sometimes like 3 ish.

Having work during the week monday to friday its never more than 2 now.

[King Gizzard]

Sometimes its brilliant saving it up for 5-6 days

hard though

[30stone]

Sometimes its brilliant saving it up for 5-6 days

hard though

Try 5 weeks + even better

[King Gizzard]

No I think you'll find thats torture

[SiaSiaSia]

Hello Siax3


hello gorgeous one :D

[SiaSiaSia]

I get aroused really easy. I have to tuck it up into my boxers waistband most of the time.

uhm, yum :blush:

[Z]

Try 5 weeks + even better

You're lying.


HOW is that possible? HOW?!

[SiaSiaSia]

yay zeeeeeee i'm in your sig :D

[Z]

yay zeeeeeee i'm in your sig :D

LOL sly devil.


It's kl you can stay dere. :hugesmile:

[Enid]

Hmm I could go without masturbation for months.

[King Gizzard]

I think Girls could

Just not guys! torture just torture

[Enid]

I think Girls could

Just not guys! torture just torture
Oh I can believe that.

[30stone]

LOL sly devil.


It's kl you can stay dere. :hugesmile:

Just didnt think about it.

Stayed away from anything online as thats big temptation..

Girl in a bikini and id be off so was careful..

Can do like 2 weeks standing on my head though.

[Ross]

2 weeks was the most I went without. It was **** when I finally had one because I was looking forward to it :(

[Z]

Dis my horny receptionist look.

Wot u fink?

http://i48.tinypic.com/sy5dh4.jpg

[Jords]

Dis my horny receptionist look.

Wot u fink?

http://i48.tinypic.com/sy5dh4.jpg

Ummm, can I book a room for the night please, and by the looks of you, make that a room for 2 :wink:

Wowow, love that little rhyme going on there :joker:

[Z]

Oh and, sure thing Jords, I'll take your name, your number and your dignity. WOOOO.

[Jords]

:joker:

[Barbie]

Oooh dirty thread! :P

[InOne]

Oooh dirty thread! :P

Are you a dirty girl???

And 18+ of course, if not, forget the first thing I said lol

[Barbie]

18 of course

and dirty girl well... ;)

[Firewire]

18 of course

and dirty girl well... ;)

lmao

[InOne]

All is good then :devil:

[Barbie]

oh yeah baby! ;)

[Firewire]

TiBB is quite "erotic".

[Barbie]

yeah i noticed that on my travels! Dirty TiBB

i think we like it tho!

[InOne]

Yes, we have discussed many topics on this thread lol

[Barbie]

i havent read any of it, i dont have time to do things like that! so i just read the last page about how long you boys have gone without hand exercise

[InOne]

lmao

[Barbie]

Dirty boys!
you should know a hand will never replace a woman

[King Gizzard]

My beloved Nikki

don't polute your mind with this silly thread

[InOne]

My beloved Nikki

don't polute your mind with this silly thread

She is home!

[Barbie]

Pollute my mind?! isnt that what we do to the sky

i think you mean brainwash :S

i cant be brainwashed, i'll keep myself innocent dont you worry nathan!

[King Gizzard]

Play on words Nikki. pfft

Now go to the BH thread where you belong! we are discussing awards :)

[InOne]

I bet you're not innocent in the bedroom though are ya!! lol

[Enid]

Joe used to be pretty innocent before this thread. Now he's a bloody horn dog.

[Barbie]

Im like britney, Come across as innocent but as she says in hit me baby one more time "i'm not that innocent"
;)

[InOne]

Joe used to be pretty innocent before this thread. Now he's a bloody horn dog.

I have been well and truly corrputed :devil:


And what is Grampa Nate doing trying to spoil all the fun :nono:

[King Gizzard]

Silly.

[Z]

I swear this thread's unleashed the demon that is arista.

[*mazedsalv**]

.... I think Ive just walked into an orgy.....

**** all of you 18+ !!!

[Enid]

I swear this thread's unleashed the demon that is arista.
I always had the feeling arista enjoyed being spanked.

[Mr Garyy]

yah I lurrve ****ing ross up the arse. mmm.

[Stu]

We need to recover from Arista-gate. Who would have known a sex thread would finally after all this time unearth some horny young boy deep within his semen encrusted mainframe?

[Enid]

Hahah those tags are hilarious.

I think arista has been enjoying this a little TOO much. He has probably drowned in his own cum.

[InOne]

The streets are crammed with things, eager to be held
I know what hands are for and i'd like to help myself
you ask me the time, but I sense something more
and would like to give you what I think you're asking for
ohhhhhhh you handsome devil OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[LemonJam]

I heard rumour that this thread was about sex.

[Fom]

I heard rumour that this thread was about sex.

I think that is false.

[Beastie]

Big clit lips!!!!

[Beastie]

Hello!

[King Gizzard]

Lol

[Enid]

thebeast wants some action. ;)

[King Gizzard]

Shes up for it

[Beastie]

16 days someone last posted something in here????? JEEEEEZ

[King Gizzard]

thebeast can now have her feast

[Beastie]

http://www.the-secure-server.com/images/shops/city/products/FC-105.jpg

[30stone]

;)

[LemonJam]

www.pornhub.com

Satisfy your hunger thebeast.

[Beastie]

Im just scanning through the thread :D

[King Gizzard]

www.pornhub.com

Satisfy your hunger thebeast.

LOL what the actual **** @ ''Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Comedy'' on the first page

[Beastie]

I love my bf and I am straight but I like looking at some sexy girls pictures or lesbian porn but I don't fancy girls!

[LemonJam]

LOL what the actual **** @ ''Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Comedy'' on the first page

LMFAO, well I guess there's something for everyone on there.

[Jords]

I love my bf and I am straight but I like looking at some sexy girls pictures or lesbian porn but I don't fancy girls!

bicurious?

[Beastie]

bicurious?

Yeah I am just curious! When I was single ages ago I have kissed girls but kissing them was rubbish, I felt nothing and they were boring kissers :S

but yes there is a part of me that is just "curious"

[Beastie]

Well I am going to sleep now :D but I will remember to keep bumping this thread so it is not forgotten :D Thankyou Jords! Night everyone x

[Stephanie]

sex thread.

[King Gizzard]

I could imagine Andrew Lloyd-Webber jacking off to this ****.

[Stephanie]

pmsl

[Jords]

Yeah I am just curious! When I was single ages ago I have kissed girls but kissing them was rubbish, I felt nothing and they were boring kissers :S

but yes there is a part of me that is just "curious"

Yeah I think being bicurious is quite a normal thing to be even though y'know your straight. 2 friends of mine that are girls have 'experimented' with each other before but wasn't attracted by it, they were just were curious what lesbians did and that.

[Stephanie]

i've kissed a girl before. when i was drunk haha.

[Jords]

Well I am going to sleep now :D but I will remember to keep bumping this thread so it is not forgotten :D Thankyou Jords! Night everyone x

No problem :joker: Nighttt! :wavey:

[King Gizzard]

You need to watch this rofl

[Stephanie]

watch what nathan

[King Gizzard]

Okay so now Alice is carressing a rock while a god-like voice from nowhere goes ''mmmm yeah i like that''

[Stephanie]

lolwtf

[King Gizzard]

I don't want to give a 14 year old a link to a porn video lol,

go on the link james posted, and on that page there is a video called


Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Comedy

[ThaGazBoi]

There's really an whole thread dedicated to sex? Amazing! How times have changed.

I'll be here in the future for sure. :elephant:

[WOMBAI]

I think you should ban Patrick - think it would all be too much for him! Ha,ha!

[Beastie]

A guest is viewing this thread! lol :joker:

[Jessica.]

A guest is viewing this thread! lol :joker:

It would take you to bump this beasty! :laugh2:

[Beastie]

It would take you to bump this beasty! :laugh2:

:joker:

[Tony Stark]

Good God, I guess no one likes chatting about sex around here, :(.

[bettiepage]

pussy.

[Beastie]

pussy.

cat :cat:

[Beastie]

Good God, I guess no one likes chatting about sex around here, :(.

Umm yes.. I don't think it was extreme talk in here. Bet you have read the 50+ pages havn't you? lol

[Tony Stark]

I love how ya can say pussy around here but ya can't say ****, like there's a difference.

[30stone]

40 minutes ago :)

[King Gizzard]

beast meet tony

tony meet beast


get it done.. and then stop being so damn randy

[Tony Stark]

Umm yes.. I don't think it was extreme talk in here. Bet you have read the 50+ pages havn't you? lol

LOL, I'm not that fast.

40 minutes ago :)

What?

[Beastie]

beast meet tony

tony meet beast


get it done.. and then stop being so damn randy

Nah lol I have a bf but I just like talking about sex on here. I have not spoke about my own experiences though. It is good for people to talk about it. We need to educate the young un's about.. contraception and stuff!

[Tony Stark]

beast meet tony

tony meet beast


get it done.. and then stop being so damn randy

Sorry, can't do that.

[Beastie]

It's been a while..

[Smithy]

Your welcome beasty

[bbfan1991]

Salt N Pepa;).

No Naked Jaccuzi's!:joker:.

[Beastie]

Your welcome beasty

I owe you one :)

[Smithy]

What?

He had (when he posted it) had sex 40 mins ago

[Z]

I owe you one :)

Perhaps you should give him one now.

[bbfan1991]

Brunettes:love:.

[Smithy]

Perhaps you should give him one now.

:nono:

You'd love that wouldn't you

[Beastie]

This girl looks a bit like Enid..

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/1958168918_d30cf5df6a.jpg

[Smithy]

Haha
It does too :joker:

[Z]

:nono:

You'd love that wouldn't you

It wouldn't affect me in any way.


-hides video camera-

[Ramsay]

http://posterwire.com/wp-content/images/40-year-old_virgin.jpg

[Smithy]

It wouldn't affect me in any way.


-hides video camera-

:joker:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c368/lroche_nf/slap.gif
Dirty Greg
:nono:

[WOMBAI]

Ha, ha - there is so much truth in the expression - all talk, no action!

[Beastie]

Ha, ha - there is so much truth in the expression - all talk, no action!

I bet you are all action arn't you Wombai! You saucy little minx :)

[Barbie]

you can watch me on your video phone ;)

[Beastie]

you can watch me on your video phone ;)

:hugesmile:

[Beastie]

Sex Club!

[Stu]

Can we lock this to prevent thebeast from giving it anymore bumps?

Ta.

[Beastie]

Can we lock this to prevent thebeast from giving it anymore bumps?

Ta.

Nooooooo you made it and it is a thread to talk about SEX!!

[Zippy]

I ****ing love sex!!!

Ill **** anything with a hole. And if there isn't a hole Ill ****ing drill one!

HELL YEAH!!

must go, Vicars at the door.

[WOMBAI]

I was talking about this with my friends and we all agreed that it cant be nice getting it up the arse? Does it seriously feel nice or is it all fake? I cant imagine it feeling good tbh.

:joker:

[WOMBAI]

cause it might be nice for your partner. you want them to be happy so you do what they want.

You should only ever do what you want to do - never do something just to please a partner! If they really cared about you - they wouldn't ask you to do anything you didn't want to do!

[Zippy]

You should only ever do what you want to do - never do something just to please a partner! If they really cared about you - they wouldn't ask you to do anything you didn't want to do!

Rubbish!

Love is....taking it up the bum! :elephant:

[WOMBAI]

Rubbish!

Love is....taking it up the bum! :elephant:

Idiocy is ... talking out of it! :hugesmile:

[Beastie]

I was talking about this with my friends and we all agreed that it cant be nice getting it up the arse? Does it seriously feel nice or is it all fake? I cant imagine it feeling good tbh.

Well just let him prod you up the bum first and if you like that... go further.

[Photon]

I was talking about this with my friends and we all agreed that it cant be nice getting it up the arse? Does it seriously feel nice or is it all fake? I cant imagine it feeling good tbh.

Plenty of people love to receive anal.

The problem is that a lot of people who want to give it are total douche lords who think: oh hay let me stick it in your poop flower in the next 2 minutes ok cool. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1661793/emot-v.png

Of course, for someone who hasn't had much or any experience with anal, this is going to be a nightmare. If you take it slowly and have any clue what you're doing in bed, anal can be pretty ****ing great.

[Beastie]

Ahhhhhhh the joys of the Sex Thread <3

[InOne]

Haha, good god.

[Beastie]

53 pages of purified SEX.

[Photon]

Hey, I'm just making sure that if there is any revival to the thread, it isn't thebeast saying YEAH SEX THREAD ETC.

[Beastie]

Hey, I'm just making sure that if there is any revival to the thread, it isn't thebeast saying YEAH SEX THREAD ETC.

lol

[Stu]

Sex sells, and I'm a certified trader.

[Beastie]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080521/satc-s03-ep31_l.jpg

[Photon]

Sex sells, and I'm a certified trader.

How many countries are your goods sold in?

[Beastie]

How many countries are your goods sold in?

The World.

Stu is a WORLD CLASS SEX SELLER.

[Photon]

My investments are only in bukkake and I must invest elsewhere.

[Enid]

My investments are only in bukkake and I must invest elsewhere.
OH LOOK.

Trust you to revive this thread.

[Shaun]

I remember being on the other side of the sex vs. purists argument. Aww.

[Ross]

Shaun a purist? baha.

[Ella]

I'm a virgin. I'm so good and well behaved, never seen a boys willy ever!

[InOne]

I'm a virgin. I'm so good and well behaved, never seen a boys willy ever!

I'm sure many would like to change that honey ;)

[Ross]

Oh Joe calm down darling she has a kid and probably a vagina the size of the amazon river. She's too hot for you anyway babes.

[InOne]

Oh Joe calm down darling she has a kid and probably a vagina the size of the amazon river.

I was being sarcastic, I did read her welcome back thread. Jog on...

[Ross]

I was being sarcastic, I did read her welcome back thread. Jog on...

Who needs to jog on?

[Ella]

Oh Joe calm down darling she has a kid and probably a vagina the size of the amazon river. She's too hot for you anyway babes.

So just because I have a kid, That must mean a have a huge chuff?? Yeah ok dude, Your clever :nono:

[InOne]

Who needs to jog on?

I don't know.

[Ross]

So just because I have a kid, That must mean a have a huge chuff?? Yeah ok dude, Your clever :nono:

I was joking darling.

[Ella]

I'm sure many would like to change that honey ;)

:tongue: Haha I like

[InOne]

:tongue: Haha I like

I bet :D

[Ella]

I was joking darling.

Well I do hope so, Otherwise your just mean :hugesmile:

[Ross]

Well I do hope so, Otherwise your just mean :hugesmile:

Oh you'd know if I was being mean petal, trust me.

[Photon]

OH LOOK.

Trust you to revive this thread.

I'm more than qualified to do so.

[Beastie]

:love:

[Beastie]

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2558/dirtysexcdsleeve3org5fh.gif

[Beastie]

http://www.larryni.me.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/demon-dan-gets-jigi-with-a-hoover-a-naughty-nurse.jpg

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Advice please. I have never had sex and need to know what to do. Do I put the condom on before sex or after?