SEX sex SEX sex SEX [This is a thread about the joys of knitting].

[Ross]

Two hand wanking = amazing.

Dead arms at the end of it = not so.

[Stu]

Two hand wanks are crap. To be honest, I think all techniques are crap. Good ol' one hand, under the quilt works fine for me.

I don't like material either. Nothing beats your own imagination. It's funny because I always get stoned and jack off, which on one hand makes the orgasm great, but on the other what I'm thinking of at the point of climax in the back of my mind could morph into like ... a bunch of grapes on top of a fox ... and ruin the whole thing.

[InOne]

Two hand wanks are crap. To be honest, I think all techniques are crap. Good ol' one hand, under the quilt works fine for me.

I don't like material either. Nothing beats your own imagination. It's funny because I always get stoned and jack off, which on one hand makes the orgasm great, but on the other what I'm thinking of at the point of climax in the back of my mind could morph into like ... a bunch of grapes on top of a fox ... and ruin the whole thing.

I do that, I hate it when my mind wanders right before I...

[Z]

so how long do you have off?

Erm well, essay due on the 10th, exam on the 16th and then Uni starts again on the 11th of January.

[arsenalforever]

Erm well, essay due on the 10th, exam on the 16th and then Uni starts again on the 11th of January.

thats the same amount we had off in uni as well not bad really

[Ross]

I don't like doing it under the covers. I always hit the top of it.

Naked wanks, yes.

[InOne]

Erm well, essay due on the 10th, exam on the 16th and then Uni starts again on the 11th of January.

My mate says that have like cocaine parties and **** at Uni, is that true?lol

[Stu]

Oh it's so worth it to get stoned and wank though. I'm not endorsing drugs to anyone and I'm not endorsing wanking to anyone. I'm endorsing them both together.

The orgasm.

Holy ****ing ****. Every pour of my skin lifts like a balloon filled with cream. Every vein in my body feels like it's full of candy floss teeming with electric current.

[Z]

My mate says that have like cocaine parties and **** at Uni, is that true?lol

I've been to a few where people have been smoking all kinds of **** from bongs and roll ups, never cocaine though. I'm sure that day will come, haha.

[InOne]

I've been to a few where people have been smoking all kinds of **** from bongs and roll ups, never cocaine though. I'm sure that day will come, haha.

Rich kids on drugs annoy me for some reason lol

[arsenalforever]

My mate says that have like cocaine parties and **** at Uni, is that true?lol

i always felt it was more sex and drugs then learning in Uni myself

[Z]

Rich kids on drugs annoy me for some reason lol

Me too. It's a phase for them, nothing more. I'd never try drugs, I get addicted to things too easily.

[arsenalforever]

Rich kids on drugs annoy me for some reason lol

they don't have to work part time plus mummy and daddy pay for eveything

[30stone]

Oh god, imagine falling asleep after sex. Ultimate insult hahahaha.

Ive done that.

Was with gf.. done the dirty..

Then had 2 n half hours before the party she stared getting ready so i just slept for an hour and half.

[Stu]

Me too. It's a phase for them, nothing more. I'd never try drugs, I get addicted to things too easily.
Says the dude drinking himself to sleep! :joker:

[InOne]

they don't have to work part time plus mummy and daddy pay for eveything

Exactly, and they think they're all rebelious when acually they're just wankers

[InOne]

Me too. It's a phase for them, nothing more. I'd never try drugs, I get addicted to things too easily.

Would not try gambling either then lol

[Ross]

Wake up in the morning with morning wood wank = win.

[Z]

Says the dude drinking himself to sleep! :joker:


IF I HAD SOMEONE TO LOVE IT WOULDN'T BE THIS WAY.





oh god. i've well mared myself tonight.

[Stu]

Exactly, and they think they're all rebelious when acually they're just wankers
Agreed.

I smoke weed like clockwork but I don't think I'm changing the world or 'fighting the man'.

[Z]

Would not try gambling either then lol

Betting in the bookies, no, but I get a thrill out of the casino. I won £45 once, great fun, but I don't make a regular habit out of it. My friends can't get enough of it though.

[Stu]

Wake up in the morning with morning wood wank = win.
Lucky bugger, my morning orgasms are always **** for some reason!

Okay, here's another random trick of mine : I always wank as soon as my dick stars to get hard because I think the orgasm from a semi feels far, far better.

[arsenalforever]

the rich girls are freakery Joe those girls know how have wierd sex:joker:

[InOne]

Agreed.

I smoke weed like clockwork but I don't think I'm changing the world or 'fighting the man'.

That is the difference really, they dabble and 'push the boundaries' whereas most people I know, including me, grew up around it anyway, it's just the norm. Nobody is out of control or anything it's all chilled.

[Ross]

If I wanked everytime I had a semi lob on I'm not sure customers at work would appreciate it.

[Z]

I love being turned on. I get a guilty thrill out of feeling turned on in public, so bad but so good.

[InOne]

the rich girls are freakery Joe those girls know how have wierd sex:joker:

Never met a really posh bird, i've always thought them to be quite kinky lol

[arsenalforever]

That is the difference really, they dabble and 'push the boundaries' whereas most people I know, including me, grew up around it anyway, it's just the norm. Nobody is out of control or anything it's all chilled.

its the fact that they think they are the bollox which i hate

[Enid]

What are you guys talking about?

[arsenalforever]

Never met a really posh bird, i've always thought them to be quite kinky lol

they know how to party plus they are angery at their parents so act realy stupid

[InOne]

What are you guys talking about?

Wanking and rich kids on drugs

[Z]

What are you guys talking about?

I'm talking about vague exhibitionism, not sure about anyone else. :tongue:

[Ross]

What are you guys talking about?

Wanking... I think Joe and Joe are talking about porn?

[arsenalforever]

What are you guys talking about?

wanting to spank you enid:hugesmile:

[InOne]

they know how to party plus they are angery at their parents so act realy stupid

Yeah, mummy and daddy never around so they turn into alcoholics lol

[Stu]

What are you guys talking about?
You missed the self pitying stage and the later BDSM discussion/roleplay fantasy stage.

Good stuff though. All these pages in one day. I think I have a new favorite thread.

[arsenalforever]

Yeah, mummy and daddy never around so they turn into alcoholics lol

plus they want to bring home the working class boy so that they look like they are rebelling

[InOne]

plus they want to bring home the working class boy so that they look like they are rebelling

Haha yeah. "Look mummy i'm not going to marry Edward after all"

[30stone]

way to stereotype rich kids.. lol.

[InOne]

way to stereotype rich kids.. lol.

:tongue:

[arsenalforever]

way to stereotype rich kids.. lol.

:joker: the truth and nothing but the truth

[Ross]

Who massages their balls when wanking? Or rub the tip of your bellend/

[30stone]

Know a few of them and nothing like how you lot are making em out lol.

[Stu]

Who massages their balls when wanking? Or rub the tip of your bellend/
I like to tickle the ol' gooch. Or spit on my cock so it feels like a blowjob.

[Z]

Who massages their balls when wanking? Or rub the tip of your bellend/

I'd be amazed if nobody has, at least once. I love being adventurous.

[arsenalforever]

Know a few of them and nothing like how you lot are making em out lol.

maybe you met some nice normal ones

[arsenalforever]

did a girl or guy ever go mad at you for cumming in their mouth?

[Ross]

If they don't swallow, I feel offended. Simple.

[InOne]

did a girl or guy ever go mad at you for cumming in their mouth?

If you don't warn them yes lol

[Stu]

I love swallowing. Especially when you can feel how hot it is on the back of your throat.

The hotter those boys are, the more turned on the guy is.

[Enid]

Aww I missed the BDSM talk? FUUUUCK.

[arsenalforever]

If you don't warn them yes lol

i never tell :) damn some girl went crazy at me in a club for coming on her hand

[InOne]

i never tell :) damn some girl went crazy at me in a club for coming on her hand

lmao

[arsenalforever]

Aww I missed the BDSM talk? FUUUUCK.

we're talking about Cumming in someones mouth without saying anything

[Enid]

One time one of my ex got really pissed off when I spat his cum on his stomach. I mean what the flying ****? I broke up with him after that incident.

[Stu]

I love how this thread is 25 pages long but it's more or less the same six or seven dirty bastards.

We need Sticks.

[InOne]

Yeah, I had a feeling it would be us lot lol

[Ross]

Who are these six or seven dirty bastards, Stu? :tongue:

[arsenalforever]

lmao

i was 17 like and wasn't that experienced it was like i pissed on her or something

[InOne]

i was 17 like and wasn't that experienced it was like i pissed on her or something

Yeah, they can be funny like that sometimes

[arsenalforever]

One time one of my ex got really pissed off when I spat his cum on his stomach. I mean what the flying ****? I broke up with him after that incident.

i like to come on girls tits and i missed the target one time and spunked in her eye:joker:

i don't min on the stomach but nowhere near the mouth

[Enid]

Not so many members like to share their experiences I'm afraid.

[Z]

Not so many members like to share their experiences I'm afraid.

I so would if I had any. Instead I'll just talk about everything I'm gonna do and perv on everything you've all done. Sweet deal bro.

[Enid]

i like to come on girls tits and i missed the target one time and spunked in her eye:joker:

i don't min on the stomach but nowhere near the mouth
Why not? You expect a girl to take it in her mouth but don't like it in YOUR mouth? If a guy doesn't like that it's a huge turn off for me. Ground breaking even.

[arsenalforever]

Not so many members like to share their experiences I'm afraid.

i don't mind really Enid why be ashamed of sex we're all here thanks to it

[Stu]

Who are these six or seven dirty bastards, Stu? :tongue:
Ah, let's wait until tomorrow when people are on during the day. I am convinced there is more people out there ready to be perverted. This thread is actually giving me the drive now. My hand was caressing my balls for the past five minuets without even realizing it.

You see, I could never say that anywhere else but let's face it, we all do it and it feels fantastic.

I'm home :blush:.

[arsenalforever]

Why not? You expect a girl to take it in her mouth but don't like it in YOUR mouth? If a guy doesn't like that it's a huge turn off for me. Ground breaking even.

i don't find it nice and not my thing thats all
if you told me you were spitting it in my mouth i'd say not a chance
i know its not fair but its one of those things
like some girls won't suck dick but they want to be gone down on

[Enid]

I love kissing after oral sex though. If a guy rejects me because I've just had his dick in my mouth, I'm out of there.

[Ross]

Definately. Although, these "sex haters" said that sex is brought into a random thread and I'm positive none of us here have gone into the Football Chat and said "Oh yes, quality game lads. We played well. I enjoyed it whilst I slowly played with my arsehole."

[InOne]

You even done anal?

[arsenalforever]

I love kissing after oral sex though. If a guy rejects me because I've just had his dick in my mouth, I'm out of there.

i kiss a girl even if she had oral with me a bit rude not too

[Z]

Definately. Although, these "sex haters" said that sex is brought into a random thread and I'm positive none of us here have gone into the Football Chat and said "Oh yes, quality game lads. We played well. I enjoyed it whilst I slowly played with my arsehole."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!


Maybe it's just the drink but LOL!!!

[arsenalforever]

You even done anal?

once. thats enough for me its a tough thing to do but if the girl likes it then i do it but a lot hate it

[Stu]

Definately. Although, these "sex haters" said that sex is brought into a random thread and I'm positive none of us here have gone into the Football Chat and said "Oh yes, quality game lads. We played well. I enjoyed it whilst I slowly played with my arsehole."
That's the funniest post I have read all day. It's just people looking for an excuse to complain, that's all. **** them. They don't have any problems with the forum kiddies when they are sprouting their garbage. Tomorrow I plan to introduce a game to the thread where we have to get hard and type a selected sentence with our cocks.

Beat that, Britney Spears thread.

[Ross]

That's the funniest post I have read all day. It's just people looking for an excuse to complain, that's all. **** them. They don't have any problems for the forum kiddies when they are sprouting their garbage. Tomorrow I plan to introduce a game to the thread where we have to get hard and type a selected sentence with our cocks.

Beat that, Britney Spears thread.

LMAO.
Quote me Stu. In your signature, you too Greg. I feel like I should be quoted!!! :)

[InOne]

once. thats enough for me its a tough thing to do but if the girl likes it then i do it but a lot hate it

Yeah not everyones cup of tea

[Enid]

Scared of getting **** on your cock? :P

[arsenalforever]

Yeah not everyones cup of tea

i tried it when i was 18 taught it be like the porn movies but damn its a bit shitty

[Z]

LMAO.
Quote me Stu. In your signature, you too Greg. I feel like I should be quoted!!! :)

Done. I'm so submissive when I'm drunk. Remind me not to do BDSM.

[Ross]

Scared of getting **** on your cock? :P

Condoms!

[arsenalforever]

Scared of getting **** on your cock? :P

yep:joker: did anyone lick your ass out?

[Stu]

LMAO.
Quote me Stu. In your signature, you too Greg. I feel like I should be quoted!!! :)
I will quote you in my signature, but only because every thread I automatically post in will be filled with your DISGUSTING sexual aura, you beast.

[InOne]

Someone I know **** themselves during anal, guess that would be a turn off lol

[Ross]

I will quote you in my signature, but only because every thread I automatically post in will be filled with your DISGUSTING sexual aura, you beast.

What can I say? Some of us got it.

-hairflip-



...yes that was incredibly camp of me. never again.

[Stu]

Zee used that quote so I went with a different one :wink:.

[Ross]

This conversation is Joe, Enid & Joe. Me, Stu & Greg. I love how we're all talking about sex though. Amazing.

[arsenalforever]

Someone I know **** themselves during anal, guess that would be a turn off lol

did you try it yourself Joe? i mean anal

[InOne]

did you try it yourself Joe? i mean anal

Yeah, was drunk when i did though, I enjoyed it at the time but when I think back I would not be too sure now lol

[arsenalforever]

This conversation is Joe, Enid & Joe. Me, Stu & Greg. I love how we're all talking about sex though. Amazing.

steve too:bawling: its a natural thing and it shocks me a lot of people get hunted down when they talk about it

[Z]

This conversation is Joe, Enid & Joe. Me, Stu & Greg. I love how we're all talking about sex though. Amazing.

I would quite happily talk about sex with any of you, so long as I'm as drunk as I am right now and possibly in a state of undress.

[Stu]

I would quite happily talk about sex with any of you, so long as I'm as drunk as I am right now and possibly in a state of undress.
Are you still drinking? That typing is holding up amazing.

[arsenalforever]

Yeah, was drunk when i did though, I enjoyed it at the time but when I think back I would not be too sure now lol

i hated it my dick was in bits:joker: stick to the other hole

[Enid]

Has anyone been on Efukt and wanked over any of the disgusting videos on there?

[Ross]

Anal is fun. I prefer giving to recieving though, ouchie.

[InOne]

Anal is fun. I prefer giving to recieving though, ouchie.

Yeah she said it hurt too much sometimes lol

[Z]

Are you still drinking? That typing is holding up amazing.

Yeah. I swear, I can be in a state of near death and still type perfectly. It's brilliant.

[arsenalforever]

Has anyone been on Efukt and wanked over any of the disgusting videos on there?

god no enid:joker: i do enjoy porn

what kind of porn do you guys like?

[Novo]

Ebony

[Enid]

Lube! Looooots of lube. Best advice you could give to anyone.

[Stu]

I would rather do a woman up the bum than in the pink. Believe it or not I don't find a vagina itself to be attractive. I'm funny with little sexual things like that. I actually think they look disgusting. To me it's just where my cock needs to go to deposit some pleasure to both parties. I look at the face during sex. That or close my eyes and say ''gillianandersongillainandersongilliananderson'' over and over.

[arsenalforever]

Yeah she said it hurt too much sometimes lol

yep it was like i was stabbing her:hugesmile:

[King Gizzard]

Ebony


the best

[Ross]

It does hurt. First time it felt like I was gonna **** myself. But I love the feeling when they're cock is being pulled out and everything closes back up.... my god. Orgasm.

[InOne]

yep it was like i was stabbing her:hugesmile:

Haha yeah

[Novo]

And Interracial

[Enid]

god no enid:joker: i do enjoy porn

what kind of porn do you guys like?
Amateur/home made. Most porn is so fake. I like watching real orgasms.

[Stu]

Yeah. I swear, I can be in a state of near death and still type perfectly. It's brilliant.
Don't count your chickens before the eggs have hatched.

*one hour later*

Do u Likee CORN CJHIPS? I LOoOOOOOVE COrn CJHIPS!

[arsenalforever]

Lube! Looooots of lube. Best advice you could give to anyone.

she lubed up nice but it was still tough

[Stu]

Amateur/home made. Most porn is so fake. I like watching real orgasms.
Hell yeah. I can't stand brightly lit studios. Whats the point? That's not real!

[Ross]

It's a tough hole to break but once you're in... pound it like some beef!

[King Gizzard]

And Interracial


its my favourite when I go on porn sites

[Enid]

Hell yeah. I can't stand brightly lit studios. Whats the point? That's not real!
And most of the women are ****ing ugly bitches with nasty fake boobs. I don't want to see that while I'm trying to get off!

[arsenalforever]

Amateur/home made. Most porn is so fake. I like watching real orgasms.

i hate seen some guy shag his gf
i prefer when the Wife or Gf gets shagged by someone else

i love when old men shag young girls just my kink

[Z]

LOL Stu. Nah I'm pretty much consistent when it comes to typing. Except that one time where I think I insulted MarkWaldorf on MSN, but let's pretend that didn't happen.

[Stu]

I like my porn 18-21 and Eastern European. And Germans.

Germans :lovedup:.

The Third Reich may be gone, but they still have some sick ****s.

[Enid]

Nooo. Couples are the best. There is so much more passion involved. :)

[Novo]

Amateur/home made. Most porn is so fake. I like watching real orgasms.

Yeah Amateur is Quality,

Eroxia is the best website for that,

[arsenalforever]

And most of the women are ****ing ugly bitches with nasty fake boobs. I don't want to see that while I'm trying to get off!

you know the fake from the real

the girls are done up to well but i love it when girls look like the girl next door type

[InOne]

It's a shame we can't list where we all visit lol

[Z]

I like my porn 18-21 and Eastern European. And Germans.

Germans :lovedup:.

The Third Reich may be gone, but they still have some sick ****s.

I'm shtudying German at Uni. I shpeak it quite well. Wooohoooz.

[InOne]

Or can we? lol

[arsenalforever]

Nooo. Couples are the best. There is so much more passion involved. :)

me personally it doesn't turn me on
i love Ben dover you ses real women on his films

[Ross]

I once got off to ladyboy porn. I just liked the thought of a big muscly man ****ing a guy who looks like a girl?

-leaves-

[arsenalforever]

I like my porn 18-21 and Eastern European. And Germans.

Germans :lovedup:.

The Third Reich may be gone, but they still have some sick ****s.

eatern european girls are hot and they are the ones who get shagged in those old guy vid's

the germans do crazy things in their porn

[Enid]

Chicks with dicks?

[Ross]

Chicks with dicks?

Yes.

-leaves again-

[InOne]

There is alot of eastern european girls on cam sites, they will do anything

[Stu]

I'm shtudying German at Uni. I shpeak it quite well. Wooohoooz.
Ich habe mich in dich verliebt!

[arsenalforever]

Chicks with dicks?

nah not my thing

i love milf's

[InOne]

nah not my thing

i love milf's

You know I like my older women as well lol

[arsenalforever]

There is alot of eastern european girls on cam sites, they will do anything

they are hot and very very cheap which is why porn is full of 'em

[Stu]

I once got off to ladyboy porn. I just liked the thought of a big muscly man ****ing a guy who looks like a girl?

-leaves-
Remember where you are, don't be shy!

I'm Pansexual baby, transgender isin't out of the question :wink:.

I have to admit ... Pete Burns ... I would.

[Ross]

Hey it was one time!! Chicks with dicks was good! The guy was muscly, the girl/guy was slim and yeah........................

[arsenalforever]

You know I like my older women as well lol

they just do it better then the younger girls really

[Novo]

Best Pornstar = lacey duvalle

She is something else

[Z]

Ich habe mich in dich verliebt!

:hugesmile: Du bist zu guetig!

[arsenalforever]

Sex ist ein schlacht, liebe ist krieg.

what?:conf:

Enid would you do Porn yourself?

[Stu]

Hey it was one time!! Chicks with dicks was good! The guy was muscly, the girl/guy was slim and yeah........................
It depends how far down the path they are, for me. I would rather a guy who just puts on makeup and gear and acts like a girl than a man with a full set of operations done who still carries himself like he want's to drink a few lagers and play pool with the lads.

Such a turn off!

[Ross]

Also, I like the "neighbour" roleplay. I know half of it's fake and it's not their real neighbour but god imagine ****ing yer neighbour?

And school teacher... and fathers mate, or mothers mate.

[Enid]

what?:conf:

Enid would you do Porn yourself?
Yes I would.

[arsenalforever]

Also, I like the "neighbour" roleplay. I know half of it's fake and it's not their real neighbour but god imagine ****ing yer neighbour?

And school teacher... and fathers mate, or mothers mate.

i like the woman who writes into the porn stars to give 'em a hard shag

[arsenalforever]

Yes I would.

not with your fella now i'm talking about

[Stu]

Also, I like the "neighbour" roleplay. I know half of it's fake and it's not their real neighbour but god imagine ****ing yer neighbour?

And school teacher... and fathers mate, or mothers mate.
Teacher and student is awesome.

Kidnap is awesome

Massage Parlor Visit Gone Wrong is awesome.

[Ross]

Sleepover roleplays too?

Yes please.

[Enid]

not with your fella now i'm talking about
Then no, unless my boyfriend was to be involved.

[Alf]

Football players. :hugesmile:
Steven Gerrard and Aaron Ramsey as examples :lovedup:
what about luke chadwick?
http://sports.maktoob.com/ftp/Luke_Chadwick_743608a.jpg

[Alf]

cliff richard

[Enid]

Nurse and patient is the best roleplay. Pretend they're in a coma and make love to their face.

[Z]

Sleepover roleplay? I'm picturing love making to someone asleep, am I right or?

[arsenalforever]

Then no, unless my boyfriend was to be involved.

i just hate that porn myself
i love it when it doesn't invovle people in love

[InOne]

Sleepover roleplay? I'm picturing love making to someone asleep, am I right or?

Would that be classed as rape? lol

[Z]

^ THAT was my 8000th post. Oh dear.

[Stu]

Sleepover roleplays too?

Yes please.
Oh YES!

So glad you mentioned it. It's like my number 1. Trapped in a house full of hot bitches having a sleepover.

[Ross]

Nurse and patient is the best roleplay. Pretend they're in a coma and make love to their face.

LOL.

"Stay there, silent. Whilst I sit on your face! ...you what, you can't breathe? Well tough. Eat my pussy."

[arsenalforever]

Nurse and patient is the best roleplay. Pretend they're in a coma and make love to their face.

they are not usually like that
more likely its the nurse just trying to make the patient better

[Stu]

Sleepover roleplay? I'm picturing love making to someone asleep, am I right or?
No. Try fourteen girls getting drunk tying you to a chair and taking turns sucking you off when they dance around to Now 97.

:wink:

[InOne]

I once stumbled across a site called 'Necrobabes' was rather interesting lol

[Enid]

they are not usually like that
more likely its the nurse just trying to make the patient better
Not me I'm afraid. I'm the corrupt nurse taking advantage of the poor patient.

[Ross]

Sleepover roleplay? I'm picturing love making to someone asleep, am I right or?

Oh hell no.

What about 10 hot slags pinning you down and dominating you. You have no control. Pillows flying about the place left right and center.

[Enid]

No. Try fourteen girls getting drunk tying you to a chair and taking turns sucking you off.

:wink:
We are hitting dangerous territory here! I like it!

[arsenalforever]

Not me I'm afraid. I'm the corrupt nurse taking advantage of the poor patient.

i say the patient won't fight you off Enid :)
the japenesse make the sickest nurse ones

[Stu]

Oh hell no.

What about 10 hot slags pinning you down and dominating you. You have no control. Pillows flying about the place left right and center.
OMG I love you. Reading my ****ing mind!

[Z]

Oh hell no.

What about 10 hot slags pinning you down and dominating you. You have no control. Pillows flying about the place left right and center.


Sweeeet. I've never had a pillow fight, ever. Wow, sleepovers could potentially be really dirty, never thought about that before. All those innocent years gone by! :shocked:

[Stu]

We are hitting dangerous territory here! I like it!
There's always room for a number 15! :hugesmile:

[Alf]

i've got a right stiffy

[Enid]

Oh wait. Thought Stu said 14 year old girls. :( Booo

[Ross]

I'm glad Stu ;)

My first time was at a sleepover........ 4 of us, 4 fourteen year old guys... I'll let you think of the rest.

[arsenalforever]

i like the guy going on the streets paying women(not hookers) to give him head then a shag(its fake but those girls can act)

[InOne]

Milfhunter is good too

[Stu]

Oh wait. Thought Stu said 14 year old girls. :( Booo
What do you mean boo? Stu has a 18 and up limit.

Of course 16-18 is what we class as the 'interchangeable grey area'.

[Enid]

i like the guy going on the streets paying women(not hookers) to give him head then a shag(its fake but those girls can act)
That's so trashy, Steve!

[arsenalforever]

Milfhunter is good too

i prefer milf Riders
the stories make me more hornier:joker:

[Z]

One more rum and cherry and I'm off to bed guys.


Enid's pretty much destroyed any hope of me turning out alright in the end (and I love you for it).

[arsenalforever]

That's so trashy, Steve!

its great cause they actually have sex in car parks with real people walking around and in parks

[Ross]

A sleepover scene....

10 hot chicks and yourself. Watching a movie, they start touching you and removing your clothes. They remove their clothes too. They're touching you.... 2 on your cock, 2 on your nipples, one sitting on your face and the others touching and licking eachother out like 2 feet away from you. Moaning can be heared from down the street... they tie you down, you have no control whatsoever.

[InOne]

i prefer milf Riders
the stories make me more hornier:joker:

Yeah lol youporn is good for that, everything is on there

[Enid]

One more rum and cherry and I'm off to bed guys.


Enid's pretty much destroyed any hope of me turning out alright in the end (and I love you for it).
:kiss:

[arsenalforever]

Yeah lol youporn is good for that, everything is on there

x hamster and tube galore are great

[Z]

:kiss:

:hugesmile:

[King Gizzard]

xvideos

the best



Assparade videos are the best

[Enid]

:hugesmile:
You'd be perfect for my teacher/student fantasy. :)

[arsenalforever]

tube8 is great but has too much amercian porn

i love Ben dover anyone a fan of his work?

[Stu]

A sleepover scene....

10 hot chicks and yourself. Watching a movie, they start touching you and removing your clothes. They remove their clothes too. They're touching you.... 2 on your cock, 2 on your nipples, one sitting on your face and the others touching and licking eachother out like 2 feet away from you. Moaning can be heared from down the street... they tie you down, you have no control whatsoever.
They take turns ridiculing you while swigging back Vodka, occasionally forcing your mouth open to pour some of the same Vodka down. They get out the lipstick and write inoffensive terms on your chest before placing a phonecall to all the other girls they know to come off and join in the fun. You watch, unable to do anything about it. Just Dance is playing in the backround. The girls try an all sorts of clothes and bop along to the music occasionally asking for your opinion only to hear back a muffled noise. They whip off your pants...

Are my going along the right tracks here?

[arsenalforever]

You'd be perfect for my teacher/student fantasy. :)

you be perfect for my doctor/nurse fantasy :)

[Ross]

They take turns ridiculing you while swigging back Vodka, occasionally forcing your mouth open to pour some of the same Vodka down. They get out the lipstick and write inoffensive terms on your chest before placing a phonecall to all the other girls they know to come off and join in the fun. You watch, unable to do anything about it. Just Dance is playing in the backround. The girls try an all sorts of clothes and bop along to the music occasionally asking for your opinion only to hear back a muffled noise. They whip off your pants...

Are my going along the right tracks here?

YES!
Stop there though my brothers in the room. Christ almighty.

[Z]

You'd be perfect for my teacher/student fantasy. :)

Lolol epic! You're brilliant :D

[InOne]

Lolol epic! You're brilliant :D

Zee is in love lol

[Alf]

x hamster and tube galore are great
you been on elephanttube arsenal?
it as them all on, xhamster, tube 8, red tube, porn hub, xvideo's and much more

[Enid]

Ooooh looks like we have a good few subs in here tonight. ;)

[Z]

Zee is in love lol

Naw! I'm drunk! But Enid is still brilliant (and sexy) :).

[arsenalforever]

you been on elephanttube arsenal?
it as them all on, xhamster, tube 8, red tube, porn hub, xvideo's and much more

yeah i love that site along with penguin vids is pretty good too

[InOne]

Naw! I'm drunk! But Enid is still brilliant (and sexy) :).

Drunken sexual love lol

[Enid]

Naw! I'm drunk! But Enid is still brilliant (and sexy) :).
Likewise, darling. ;)

[Ross]

Enid you be my mothers mate I be her naughty son. Thanks. (I am not calling you old, just say you'd be a good dominant woman)

[arsenalforever]

Naw! I'm drunk! But Enid is still brilliant (and sexy) :).

enid is hot maybe the hottest on here ;)

[Stu]

enid is hot maybe the hottest on here ;)
:thumbs:

[Enid]

Enid you be my mothers mate I be her naughty son. Thanks. (I am not calling you old, just say you'd be a good dominant woman)
Hahah sure. I'm up for anything. :D

[Z]

Enid is definitely the sexiest female on here. :)

[Ross]

Hahah sure. I'm up for anything. :D

Hot and we do it in my mothers bed? Or is that too much.

[InOne]

Enid would make me explode

[Enid]

Ahh you're all only saying that because I'm the only female participating! :P

[Enid]

Hot and we do it in my mothers bed? Or is that too much.
We'd do it in her bed while she was making you your packed lunch.

[arsenalforever]

Enid is definitely the sexiest female on here. :)

thats saying something cause there are a few sexy women on this site but Enid has the body

[Z]

Ahh you're all only saying that because I'm the only female participating! :P

EXACTLY. All the others are prudish and not as sexy as you :).

[Stu]

Uh-uh. Most of the bitches on here are just clones from the same make line. I want to bang a person, Enid, not a doll!

Besides, your clearly filthy.

[Jords]

Wow you dirty b*tches still talking in this :joker:

Im off to bed, nighttt :wink:

[arsenalforever]

Ahh you're all only saying that because I'm the only female participating! :P

Enid Baby i've been saying it for months to you ;)

[Enid]

I am just LOVING all this attention. :D

[InOne]

Enid is about to get gang raped, I can see the way you're all looking at her!!!

[Z]

I am just LOVING all this attention. :D

Good, you deserve it! Your fella is a lucky man! I say this as a drunk mess! :D

[arsenalforever]

Uh-uh. Most of the bitches on here are just clones from the same make line. I want to bang a person, Enid, not a doll!

Besides, your clearly filthy.

Enid's getting off on this

Stu there's a few crackers on here

[Enid]

Enid is about to get gang raped, I can see the way you're all looking at her!!!
Bring it on.

[Alf]

Ahh you're all only saying that because I'm the only female participating! :P
that's the male species for u

[Jords]

Im writing this just so my post count is an even number, pmsl.

[Ross]

LOL perfect sleepover scene!

Enid the helpless female.... me, Steve, Joe, Stu and Greg take her on! then us 5 guys **** eachother while Enid finishes herself off. win.

[arsenalforever]

I am just LOVING all this attention. :D

i bet you are enid ;)

[Stu]

Enid is about to get gang raped, I can see the way you're all looking at her!!!
Me and Ross have our defence cases planned out. Lonely and depressed. No tea.

The lurid sleepover stories will act as a bargaining plea for mental insanity!

[InOne]

Bring it on.

oooooo a fesity one ;)

[Enid]

Good, you deserve it! Your fella is a lucky man! I say this as a drunk mess! :D
It's that rohypnol I slipped into your drink earlier. ;)

[Stu]

It's that rohypnol I slipped into your drink earlier. ;)
Oh yeah, and watch out for the Special K, Zee.

[arsenalforever]

Bring it on.

my cock would be too much for you enid ;)

[Ross]

Enid the helpless female.... me, Steve, Joe, Stu, Dean and Greg take her on! then us 6 guys **** eachother while Enid finishes herself off. win.

I forgot Dean. oops ;)

[Enid]

**** no. I'm up for some DP!

[Z]

It's cool, I've moved on from Special K in favour of Nesquik cereal and Crunchy Nut with Chocolate curls.. amagad that **** is beautiful.

[arsenalforever]

**** no. I'm up for some DP!

she be overdosing on cum :)

[Stu]

It's cool, I've moved on from Special K in favour of Nesquik cereal and Crunchy Nut with Chocolate curls.. amagad that **** is beautiful.
Try again.

I am referring to Ketamine. Horse tranq :wink:.

[Enid]

Enid the helpless female.... me, Steve, Joe, Stu, Dean and Greg take her on! then us 6 guys **** eachother while Enid finishes herself off. win.

I forgot Dean. oops ;)
Hahaha you have it all planned out. Now it just needs to actually happen. I would so do this. >.>

[InOne]

Spitroasts galore!!

[arsenalforever]

Hahaha you have it all planned out. Now it just needs to actually happen. I would so do this. >.>

Enid we know you would

[Enid]

We're all going to regret this in the morning. :P

[Ross]

I think.... in that situation... 6 guys and 1 girl. Straight or whatever the guys would have to do something with eachother. I'd feel a fool not too.

[arsenalforever]

Joe which girl do you think is sexy on here?

[Stu]

I'll book us the flights to Sheffield, lads.

[Alf]

i've got a couple of pieces of liver in fridge
i'm gonna ****** them

[Ross]

Hahaha you have it all planned out. Now it just needs to actually happen. I would so do this. >.>

I'd so do it... but it depends if Joe/Steve would be up for the guy on guy part. Without that, the scene however still hot... somewhat fails in certain areas.

[arsenalforever]

We're all going to regret this in the morning. :P

never regret a thing Enid ;)

[Z]

Try again.

I am referring to Ketamine. Horse tranq :wink:.

Forgive me for being innocent in this big bad world. :bawling:

[arsenalforever]

I'd so do it... but it depends if Joe/Steve would be up for the guy on guy part. Without that, the scene however still hot... somewhat fails in certain areas.

i have Enid wank me off

[InOne]

Joe which girl do you think is sexy on here?

Enid of course. Niamh and Michelle, that hannah posted some decent pics in meet the members, Chantel, probs more but can't think, how about you?

[Enid]

i have Enid wank me off
No. I would force you to suck Ross off.

[Ross]

i have Enid wank me off

No that isn't the scene...

Enid finishes herself off after taking 6 big juicy dicks... you either in or out bro!! Take one for the team!

[arsenalforever]

No. I would force you to suck Ross off.

nah you won't complain :joker:

[Stu]

Forgive me for being innocent in this big bad world. :bawling:
That Tellytubies video you pasted a link to earlier was actually in perfect colour. There was nothing wrong with it at all. S'just the K :wink:.

[Enid]

Enid of course. Niamh and Michelle, that hannah posted some decent pics in meet the members, Chantel, probs more but can't think, how about you?
That Chantel is very sexy. I'd do her.

[Z]

That Tellytubies video you pasted a link to earlier was actually in perfect colour. There was nothing wrong with it at all. S'just the K :wink:.

:hugesmile: That stuff makes me lol beyond belief. I smoked recently, I felt terrible for doing it but at the time.. so good. Aahh.

[Ross]

No. I would force you to suck Ross off.

Oh now that's hot... what would Joe, Stu, Greg and Dean be doing at this moment?

[arsenalforever]

Enid of course. Niamh and Michelle, that hannah posted some decent pics in meet the members, Chantel, probs more but can't think, how about you?

Niamh is sexy she's are milf of the Den :)
Chantel is sexy as hell
Michelle is hot
Hannah never heard of here but i think claudia is hot

[InOne]

That Chantel is very sexy. I'd do her.

Yes, very sassy and I bet pretty kinky too. She is hot hot hot! lol

[arsenalforever]

That Chantel is very sexy. I'd do her.

she is hot and she knows it too

[InOne]

Niamh is sexy she's are milf of the Den :)
Chantel is sexy as hell
Michelle is hot
Hannah never heard of here but i think claudia is hot

Claudia only posted that one pic didn't she? Don't think it was too good quality as in pixel wise