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Z
07-12-2009, 02:06 AM
Add me on MSN you guys! PM me and I'll send you my MSN :)

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:06 AM
Yes, very sassy and I bet pretty kinky too. She is hot hot hot! lol

she's very flirty which i like and you can tell just looking at her pic's that she's a right kinky girl :)

Stu
07-12-2009, 02:06 AM
Oh now that's hot... what would Joe, Stu, Greg and Dean be doing at this moment?
Ever see a bong get used as a dildo?

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:06 AM
Ever see a bong get used as a dildo?

Nope.

But Enid, do tell us more... sfhot.

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:07 AM
Claudia only posted that one pic didn't she? Don't think it was too good quality as in pixel wise

she looks a bit like the girl from twilight but sexier

Stu
07-12-2009, 02:08 AM
Add me on MSN you guys! PM me and I'll send you my MSN :)
Yeah I have none of you on MSN. Though I should mention my MSN is battered and the new Windows isn't coming in through the letterbox for another 10 days at least.

Still, plenty of filthy escapades then :blush:.

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:08 AM
she looks a bit like the girl from twilight but sexier

ooooo nice

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:09 AM
**** me, i've posted 50 times in this thread alone, i got the 7000 mark in here lol

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:09 AM
ooooo nice

you see Joe we are lucky guys chatting to these women
or they are lucky chatting to us:joker:

Novo
07-12-2009, 02:10 AM
you see Joe we are lucky guys chatting to these women
or they are lucky chatting to us:joker:

Defiantly not the later

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:10 AM
you see Joe we are lucky guys chatting to these women
or they are lucky chatting to us:joker:

Yeah indeed, they are all pretty flirty apart from Claudia, although she lets go sometimes lol

Z
07-12-2009, 02:10 AM
Yeah I have none of you on MSN. Though I should mention my MSN is battered and the new Windows isn't coming in through the letterbox for another 10 days at least.

Still, plenty of filthy escapades then :blush:.

Haha. I'll PM you my MSN for future talks about sex, drugs 'n' blah blah blah (thank you Atomic Hooligan for that epic album title)

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:11 AM
Defiantly not the later

pmsl

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:12 AM
arsenalforever 119
Stu 112
Ross 89
InOne 85
Enid 84
Zee 74

3rd filthiest here. Hot.

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:12 AM
Yeah indeed, they are all pretty flirty apart from Claudia, although she lets go sometimes lol

Niamh doesn't flirt really
do you think she does?

Stu
07-12-2009, 02:12 AM
Stu would be bent over taking it like a bitch from Joe while at the same time eating me out. Joe would be wanking Zee as he is teabagging the rest. Then you all take turns sucking eachother off before finally cumming all over my tits and face.

Hahahah.
Get this girl an award.

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:12 AM
Niamh doesn't flirt really
do you think she does?

Yeah sometimes lol you need to come back into the den more!!

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:12 AM
arsenalforever 119
Stu 112
Ross 89
InOne 85
Enid 84
Zee 74

3rd filthiest here. Hot.

the two irish lads are the sex crazed ones:joker:

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:12 AM
Stu would be bent over taking it like a bitch from Joe while at the same time eating me out. Joe would be wanking Zee as he is teabagging the rest. Then you all take turns sucking eachother off before finally cumming all over my tits and face.

Hahahah.

Right. I am saving that quote for future wanks. Oh my god. I will eat my own cum too, just for laughs.

Z
07-12-2009, 02:12 AM
Get this girl an award.

How would you even begin to describe that award? LOL.

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:13 AM
*takes a bow*

Thank you, thank you.

andyman
07-12-2009, 02:13 AM
Enid always gets my juices flowing..

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:13 AM
Yeah sometimes lol you need to come back into the den more!!

i'm in the mornings and i don't get that vibe of her
sometimes i think she wants too

Stu
07-12-2009, 02:13 AM
I'm quiet proud of you all, sticking it to those miserable anti-sex bastards. I'm off to bed now for an almighty self pleasuring session that's been building for four hours or so.

Night, bitches!

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:14 AM
Ina bit Stu lol

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:14 AM
Goodnight Stu.

*spank*

Z
07-12-2009, 02:14 AM
Night bitch Stewie! LOL.

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:14 AM
I'm quiet proud of you all, sticking it to those miserable anti-sex bastards. I'm off to bed now for an almighty self pleasuring session that's been building for four hours or so.

Night, bitches!

Think of me. Or think of Joe bending you over and ****ing you while he wanks off Zee. Have a good one, or two, or three ;)

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:15 AM
Stu would be bent over taking it like a bitch from Joe while at the same time eating me out. Joe would be wanking Zee as he is teabagging the rest. Then you all take turns sucking eachother off before finally cumming all over my tits and face.

Hahahah.

as your sucking on my big langer:joker:

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:15 AM
i'm in the mornings and i don't get that vibe of her
sometimes i think she wants too

Well if anyone can get her to i'm sure it's you ;) lol

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:15 AM
night stu

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:16 AM
And you sucking on Ross'. :)

He won't do it Enid :(

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:16 AM
And you sucking on Ross'. :)

no ross is busy with the other guys
i need special attention from you:joker:

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:16 AM
Oh he will. Trust me. ;)

Amanda.
07-12-2009, 02:16 AM
LMFAO.

This thread is amazing. End of.

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:16 AM
For my part in that little scene, I hope i'm getting something good off you Enid!!!

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:17 AM
If this thread gets locked, I think I will kill myself.

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:17 AM
Oh he will. Trust me. ;)

:joker:

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:17 AM
Oh he will. Trust me. ;)

Tell him he either does that or he's out of our orgy, simple.

No one on one sessions, we're one big filthy orgy. He won't do it Enid, we have tried :(

Joe is game! Joe is a top lad, we like Joe!

Alf
07-12-2009, 02:17 AM
He won't do it Enid :(
what an old spoil sport:bawling:

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:18 AM
We have ranged from paedophilia to necrophilia, I think we've broken every rule in the TiBB manual lol

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:18 AM
For my part in that little scene, I hope i'm getting something good off you Enid!!!

You will after I've sucked you off, deal? Because Enid wants to watch me suck you off.

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:18 AM
For my part in that little scene, I hope i'm getting something good off you Enid!!!

don't worry Joe me and you will be getting a balls gragled by Enid like ping pong balls:joker:

Z
07-12-2009, 02:18 AM
If this thread gets locked we're continuing it over MSN some day.

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:19 AM
what an old spoil sport:bawling:

I know... you'd do it, right?

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:19 AM
You will after I've sucked you off, deal? Because Enid wants to watch me suck you off.

thats means i'm been sucked off by enid
Joe take it for the team:joker:

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:20 AM
thats means i'm been sucked off by enid
Joe take it for the team:joker:
That means you're taking it up the arse then.

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:20 AM
Yes, you don't get to touch me until you've agreed to suck or **** any of the guys.

Enid you can't say no to me
Joe has Ross happy

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:20 AM
thats means i'm been sucked off by enid
Joe take it for the team:joker:

No no. Don't be naughty.

I suck you off, Enid pleasures herself.

I suck Joe off, Enid pleasures herself more.

Enid sucks us all off.
We all do Enid. I'll take nipples, Joe can have her mouth. You have her vagina

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:20 AM
Enid, what do I get for what? lol

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:21 AM
That means you're taking it up the arse then.

from who Enid?

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:21 AM
What about my happiness, Steve?!?!

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:21 AM
Enid, what do I get for what? lol

Joe are you up for that, don't ignore me

Novo
07-12-2009, 02:21 AM
Steve is use to taking it up the arse so it doesn't really matter

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:21 AM
Joe are you up for that, don't ignore me

Maybe if i'm v v v drunk lol

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:22 AM
Okay, Joe also does Steve up the arse and you can both then spitroast me.

Enid these "men" are sissies. We need real men.

Shall we move on? I think we should. They're not up for it, let's not waste our time.

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:22 AM
Maybe if i'm v v v drunk lol
That's a yes then! Joe is in.

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:23 AM
Steve needs some more swaying, I can butter him up in time. ;)

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:23 AM
I'm not even drunk now, I should be with the stuff i've been typing lol

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:24 AM
Steve needs some more swaying, I can butter him up in time. ;)

Maybe it'll help if you explain what we all would be doing to eachother, in a short paragraph. So they have an idea... then we get their final answer. Yes?

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:24 AM
That's a yes then! Joe is in.

i have to had been very very very drunk along with very ****ed off my tits to let a guy suck me off:joker: but i take me for the team

Amanda.
07-12-2009, 02:24 AM
lmfao.

hi.

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:25 AM
So Enid and Ross, you need to get us smashed

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:25 AM
Great, 3 guys and 2 girls. Welcome Amanda ;)

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:25 AM
Okay, Joe also does Steve up the arse and you can both then spitroast me.

Enid you been on my cock begging for mercy:joker:
then i make you suck off all that pussy juice

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:25 AM
lmfao.

hi.

Why hello ;)

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:26 AM
amanda hello you seem to want to join in

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:26 AM
So Enid and Ross, you need to get us smashed
I think we'd all be pretty smashed by then. I think we got ourselves a deal.

Amanda.
07-12-2009, 02:26 AM
um idk guys. i still ache from last time. i might just video tape :-X

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:27 AM
Okay... I suck Steve off. I then suck Joe off. Joe and Steve suck eachother off.

You both **** Enid while I cum over her first. Then we all pleasure Enid while Amanda films it.

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:27 AM
I think we'd all be pretty smashed by then. I think we got ourselves a deal.

enid is all wet already :joker:

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:27 AM
Where is Zee? He is such a naughty boy.

Z
07-12-2009, 02:28 AM
Where is Zee? He is such a naughty boy.

Away to bed! To pass out and wake up at 1pm tomorrow, nothing horrid :P!

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:28 AM
Where is Zee? He is such a naughty boy.

he wanked himself to sleep enid

Enid you got to wear the nurses uniform

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:28 AM
You should meet our good friend rohypnol amanda, he will get you in the mood. :)

Amanda.
07-12-2009, 02:28 AM
You should meet our good friend rohypnol amanda, he will get you in the mood. :)


kk hook me up :)

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:28 AM
Away to bed! To pass out and wake up at 1pm tomorrow, nothing horrid :P!
Mind if I join you?

andyman
07-12-2009, 02:28 AM
You can't have.. Wait,

ROSS! Whats my porn name?

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:29 AM
You should meet our good friend rohypnol amanda, he will get you in the mood. :)

amanda will be joining in
no doubt about it :)

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:29 AM
you can't have.. Wait,

ross! Whats my porn name?

jake long!

;)

Amanda.
07-12-2009, 02:29 AM
way to make me out like some kind of common ***** lolz.

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:30 AM
way to make me out like some kind of common ***** lolz.

we're all *****'s thats why we on this thread lol

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:30 AM
way to make me out like some kind of common ***** lolz.

lmao. a grilled, pirate common *****. it's not your night :P

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:30 AM
I think amanda indirectly called me a common *****, hahah.

Amanda.
07-12-2009, 02:30 AM
lmao. a grilled, pirate common *****. it's not your night :P

Despite all of this, tonight has been one of the best nights on here since i joined lolz.

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:31 AM
Despite all of this, tonight has been one of the best nights on here since i joined lolz.

I will take some credit for it, please. ;)

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:31 AM
I think amanda indirectly called me a common *****, hahah.

Enid you one god damn sexy bitch:joker:

Amanda.
07-12-2009, 02:31 AM
I think amanda indirectly called me a common *****, hahah.

bwahahaha i called everyone here a common *****. including myself :P

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:32 AM
Excuse me! None of this would've happened if I wasn't such a dirty shlaaaag. :P

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:32 AM
Excuse me! None of this would've happened if I wasn't such a dirty shlaaaag. :P

That is why we love you!!!

Enid
07-12-2009, 02:32 AM
bwahahaha i called everyone here a common *****. including myself :P
That's good. We encourage it.

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:32 AM
Well I'll leave then. Bye Steve and Joe!

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:33 AM
Excuse me! None of this would've happened if I wasn't such a dirty shlaaaag. :P

and we thank god Enid for that too:joker:

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:33 AM
Well I'll leave then. Bye Steve and Joe!

Why you going?

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:33 AM
Well I'll leave then. Bye Steve and Joe!

why?

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:33 AM
Why you going?

Steve says it's too gay, lol.

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:34 AM
Steve says it's too gay, lol.

the straight guys need another few women in there to mix it up

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:34 AM
Tomorrow plenty more will be in the mood

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:35 AM
Tomorrow plenty more will be in the mood

mondays aren't a sex day joe:joker:

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:36 AM
Well then, looks likes it's rohypnol for all!!! I'm in charge! boooooooooooom

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:39 AM
Well then, looks likes it's rohypnol for all!!! I'm in charge! boooooooooooom

we get a few of those sexy ladies joe and have us a party:joker:

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:39 AM
Everyone has seemed to have gone though lol

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:41 AM
Everyone has seemed to have gone though lol

the two staright guys last to the end :)

Enid she goes without a goodbye

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:47 AM
shouldn't of complained of it being too gay then :tongue:

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:48 AM
shouldn't of complained of it being too gay then :tongue:

we felt left out:bawling::joker:

Ross
07-12-2009, 02:49 AM
well i dont think i was being overally gay and i did ask for permission and im not even gay im bisexual

so :(

InOne
07-12-2009, 02:51 AM
I'm off anyway guys lol all tired out

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:51 AM
well i dont think i was being overally gay and i did ask for permission and im not even gay im bisexual

so :(

i was joking Ross :) it was a great night

arsenalforever
07-12-2009, 02:52 AM
I'm off anyway guys lol all tired out

i'm off too joe night se you tomorrow

Alf
07-12-2009, 04:58 AM
H4OMRm2nmcY

that's simon pegg in the cap

Lewis.
07-12-2009, 06:18 AM
38 pages in one evening.
TiBB has some Horny beasts. ;D

Alf
07-12-2009, 06:22 AM
they we're at it like rattle snakes earlier on

Lewis.
07-12-2009, 07:22 AM
my god :O

SiaSiaSia
07-12-2009, 09:33 AM
H4OMRm2nmcY

that's simon pegg in the cap

hahahahahahahahah i love that episode

SiaSiaSia
07-12-2009, 09:46 AM
lallaa

Z
07-12-2009, 10:03 AM
I woke up at 7 this morning, couldn't sleep too well so here I am, back in my favourite thread on TiBB :D

Dr.Gonzo
07-12-2009, 10:28 AM
Damn, I missed all the ***** talk... you bastards!

Stu
07-12-2009, 12:12 PM
Good morning everyone. Let's offend some people.

Dr.Gonzo
07-12-2009, 12:14 PM
Stu, you think fat/ugly birds try harder??

Stu
07-12-2009, 12:17 PM
Yeah, but I think in the case of fat birds that can be a bad thing. All that weight vigorously pushing up and down on you. By the time the bitch gets off you, you have red fold prints and the Nestle logo embedded into your chest somehow.

As for going on top, well, I'm afraid of heights.

Dr.Gonzo
07-12-2009, 12:20 PM
Yeah, but I think in the case of fat birds that can be a bad thing. All that weight vigorously pushing up and down on you. By the time the bitch gets off you, you have red fold prints and the Nestle logo embedded into your chest somehow.

As for going on top, well, I'm afraid of heights.

Lightbulb burns hurt too!

30stone
07-12-2009, 12:21 PM
Just couldnt do a fat bird lol..

setanta
07-12-2009, 12:22 PM
Fat's all relative really. Are you lot talking orca fat here?

arista
07-12-2009, 12:24 PM
I woke up at 7 this morning, couldn't sleep too well so here I am, back in my favourite thread on TiBB :D

Having Hot Dirty Sex - helps you sleep better.

Dr.Gonzo
07-12-2009, 12:25 PM
Just couldnt do a fat bird lol..

In Soviet Russia, fat birds do you. I only ever did one once after a mad night on all sorts.

The waves made me seasick :(

Tom
07-12-2009, 12:25 PM
Just couldnt do a fat bird lol..

I'd burst out laughing

and if she was fat probably couldn't get it up in the first place

Stu
07-12-2009, 12:25 PM
Fat's all relative really. Are you lot talking orca fat here?
Oh yeah. Medical grade fatness. The type of stuff the word 'mobid' was invented for.

I don't mind a chick with liberal curves. That's all well and good. Like someone said a few pages back, I don't want to do a twig.

30stone
07-12-2009, 12:30 PM
Like a woman to look after their body..
And be skinny lol..

Im wayyyyy to picky, could have had far more girls just like for one night if i wasn't so picky.



Any girl that sorta chases me is a turn off.
I like a challenge..

Dr.Gonzo
07-12-2009, 12:33 PM
Like a woman to look after their body..
And be skinny lol..

Im wayyyyy to picky, could have had far more girls just like for one night if i wasn't so picky.



Any girl that sorta chases me is a turn off.
I like a challenge..

Well, the fatty I was on about was a challenge. It took five attempts to get her through the front door. It was easier getting my couch in when I first moved there.

Stu
07-12-2009, 12:40 PM
:joker:

30stone
07-12-2009, 12:40 PM
Well, the fatty I was on about was a challenge. It took five attempts to get her through the front door. It was easier getting my couch in when I first moved there.

Shoulda greased the frame prepared yourself lol.


Or put a pizza in the hallway LOL

Niamh.
07-12-2009, 12:41 PM
oh you're so mean lol

Dr.Gonzo
07-12-2009, 12:41 PM
Shoulda greased the frame prepared yourself lol.


Or put a pizza in the hallway LOL

Reminds me of that joke.

How d'you get a fat girl into bed?

Piece of cake.

Niamh.
07-12-2009, 12:43 PM
Reminds me of that joke.

How d'you get a fat girl into bed?

Piece of cake.

:laugh2:

Stu
07-12-2009, 12:43 PM
Reminds me of that joke.

How d'you get a fat girl into bed?

Piece of cake.
That's brilliant.

30stone
07-12-2009, 12:56 PM
LOL!

and so funny how a thread about sex reaches 40 pages in 2 days lol!

Tom
07-12-2009, 12:57 PM
How long before it gets to 69 pages?

Stu
07-12-2009, 01:10 PM
How long before it gets to 69 pages?
How's the mother? :wink:

Enid
07-12-2009, 01:12 PM
Ahh I apologise for leaving so soon last night. I passed out in my chair.

InOne
07-12-2009, 01:13 PM
Ahh I apologise for leaving so soon last night. I passed out in my chair.

The orgasm that good?

Tom
07-12-2009, 01:13 PM
Ahh I apologise for leaving so soon last night. I passed out in my chair.

Did you have an apple in your mouth restricting the air flow?

Dr.Gonzo
07-12-2009, 01:53 PM
That is not the attitude, Enid! How very rude :D

Enid
07-12-2009, 01:56 PM
It was half 2 in the morning!

Dr.Gonzo
07-12-2009, 01:59 PM
It was half 2 in the morning!

When it's up, it's up. :wavey:

Enid
07-12-2009, 01:59 PM
When it's up, it's up. :wavey:
It's that simple with you, huh? :P

Dr.Gonzo
07-12-2009, 02:07 PM
It's that simple with you, huh? :P

No. My girlfriend tells me I have reverse erectile disorder. It just never goes down. Nothing is that simple with me.

Z
07-12-2009, 04:15 PM
Lap dances. Discuss.

Enid
07-12-2009, 04:19 PM
I've given a drunken lap dance once. Never received. :(

Stu
07-12-2009, 04:20 PM
Overrated. Seriously. If you can't physically get down and dirty with a woman what's the point? You may as well stay at home and jack off to arsenalforever's bookmarks.

It's just an unnecessary teasefest.

Enid
07-12-2009, 04:24 PM
You wouldn't want your partner to give you a lapdance? It's just like foreplay to me.

Stu
07-12-2009, 04:31 PM
You wouldn't want your partner to give you a lapdance? It's just like foreplay to me.
Ah now that's something different. What I don't like is going into a club and paying some Polish gal way too much money so she can give me a half arsed lapdance without the passion and use the money I gave her to buy a rock.

Enid
07-12-2009, 04:46 PM
Yep. Stripclubs are just sleazy. There's nothing attractive about some almost naked chick swinging around a poll. Leaves nothing for the imagination.

Z
07-12-2009, 04:47 PM
Ah yeah, I meant as a form of foreplay, not in a club.

SiaSiaSia
07-12-2009, 10:33 PM
mmmmmm sex

30stone
07-12-2009, 10:35 PM
Do you know who I feel sorry for? Fat girls who have hardly any boobs. That's a bit mental to me - like talk about kicking someone when they're down God.

****ing hell setanta.

You have come down from your grumpy streak then that was amazing!

Ross
07-12-2009, 10:35 PM
mmmmmm sex

Sia :@

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=124092

hannah.
07-12-2009, 10:50 PM
i'm allowed in here in THREE DAYS teeeeheeeeeeeeeeeheeeeee [because i'm 18 then. i'm in here now and YOU CAN'T STOP ME]

Stu
07-12-2009, 10:57 PM
Like I have said on numerous occasions, when the going gets going, we like to call 16-18 the 'interchangeable grey area' :wink:.

30stone
07-12-2009, 10:58 PM
Just noticed the advertisement where the woman gets thinner from being real fat.

And her boobs stay the same size lol!

arista
07-12-2009, 10:59 PM
i'm allowed in here in THREE DAYS teeeeheeeeeeeeeeeheeeeee [because i'm 18 then. i'm in here now and YOU CAN'T STOP ME]


Good to hear you
Hannah






Life In The City.

hannah.
07-12-2009, 11:02 PM
I have missed you
Arista


How are you?

arista
07-12-2009, 11:03 PM
I have missed you
Arista


How are you?


Doing Well.



Get Down and Funky
Watch Out For Them Junkies.

hannah.
07-12-2009, 11:06 PM
ooooh arista that's a new epilogue! I like it!

Stu
07-12-2009, 11:06 PM
Doing Well.



Get Down and Funky
Watch Out For Them Junkies.
Deeeeeeeeeeeeerugie scum!

hannah.
07-12-2009, 11:09 PM
it's threads like this that make me miss this forum. i just don't have time anymore! :(

InOne
07-12-2009, 11:10 PM
Can never have enough feisty females!

hannah.
07-12-2009, 11:11 PM
Can never have enough feisty females!

:cat:

InOne
07-12-2009, 11:13 PM
:cat:

;)

What is that keeps you busy, work and that?

hannah.
07-12-2009, 11:14 PM
yess if by "and that" you mean spending my weekends getting wasted and sleeping

InOne
07-12-2009, 11:17 PM
yess if by "and that" you mean spending my weekends getting wasted and sleeping

Well that is good I guess!!! Gotta be done!

Stu
07-12-2009, 11:20 PM
Can never have enough feisty females!
True. Bar one or two exceptions this forum is crying out for them. Can't have this thread be a total sausage fest.

hannah.
07-12-2009, 11:22 PM
thaaaat's what i'm here for fellas...



...on that note im going to bed, have to be up early hahaha.. i'll be on tomorrow evening though :) x

InOne
07-12-2009, 11:22 PM
True. Bar one or two exceptions this forum is crying out for them. Can't have this thread be a total sausage fest.

Some just need to take the leap into this thread, they will get there ;)

InOne
07-12-2009, 11:23 PM
thaaaat's what i'm here for fellas...



...on that note im going to bed, have to be up early hahaha.. i'll be on tomorrow evening though :) x

Looking forward to it ;)

andyman
07-12-2009, 11:30 PM
... Play safe and check your balls!

Stu
08-12-2009, 12:06 AM
I'm changing the thread name each day to something lurid and offensive, using your suggestions.

For now I am going with Arista's dream of an 'Orgy Castle' from the other whining bitch thread.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:07 AM
Thanks Stu.

I like sex. Anyone wanna hook up?


We have a Basement Area.

LemonJam
08-12-2009, 12:08 AM
This has 41 pages already rofl

arista
08-12-2009, 12:08 AM
We have Chains and Triple Beds.



Feel the Force

Enid
08-12-2009, 12:10 AM
Orgy castle? Hmmm.. interesting.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:11 AM
Orgy castle? Hmmm.. interesting.


Yes You are on Top.

Enid
08-12-2009, 12:11 AM
Queen of the castle.

Stu
08-12-2009, 12:12 AM
Orgy castle? Hmmm.. interesting.
Have you seen our dungeons? Arista will give you a tour. Knight in soiled armor, that man.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:12 AM
Queen of the castle.


Yes with Full Spit in the Mouth
power, Granted To You.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:14 AM
Have you seen our dungeons? Arista will give you a tour. Knight in soiled armor, that man.



Yes Deep down there we have Hay
and Whipps for Hannah.

30stone
08-12-2009, 12:15 AM
feel the force

lol

30stone
08-12-2009, 12:16 AM
Edit: Bummer :( that was a fail

Stu
08-12-2009, 12:17 AM
Yes Deep down there we have Hay
and Whipps for Hannah.
Your really outdoing yourself :hugesmile:.

What's down there for the junkie scum?

arista
08-12-2009, 12:18 AM
Your really outdoing yourself :hugesmile:.

What's down there for the junkie scum?


We have a Chill Room
with Tough Girls in there.

Stu
08-12-2009, 12:19 AM
We have a Chill Room
with Tough Girls in there.
Really?

I'll be in the chill room everyone. Getting trampled on.

Hogwarts has nothing on this ****.

Enid
08-12-2009, 12:21 AM
Yes with Full Spit in the Mouth
power, Granted To You.
Polish my boots, you filthy piece of ****.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:23 AM
Polish my boots, you filthy piece of ****.


I will get a Lad for that oh Great Queen.

andyman
08-12-2009, 12:23 AM
Seen a vid about hen nights/female bonding doo's.. All drinking have a laugh and some male strippers come into the nightclub and start dancing, then the male strippers get their cocks out and let the women give the blow jobs, taking it in turns.. Some even have sex.

Lol, if their boyfriends/husbands knew.

Few years back i went through this womans handbag for something, i found a small card about male fúçk buddies, she knew i seen the card and was not happy :/ hey its only sex and no crime.

I wonder how many sexual secrets women have.. Then again would we tell a woman about our sexual past?

arista
08-12-2009, 12:23 AM
http://www.atpm.com/10.11/ireland/images/kilkenny-castle-1.jpg

Stu
08-12-2009, 12:23 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/secondlifehypewatch9.jpg
Arista in his CCTV perverted control room. Life in the castle.

Let's get ****ing medieval.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:26 AM
Shaun has Entered.

Enid
08-12-2009, 12:27 AM
This is my dungeon fellas.

http://www.sanctuarylifestyle.com/images/dungeon-tour/front_dungeon_toy_selection_2.jpg

InOne
08-12-2009, 12:29 AM
This is my dungeon fellas.

http://www.sanctuarylifestyle.com/images/dungeon-tour/front_dungeon_toy_selection_2.jpg

Yes please ;)

arista
08-12-2009, 12:30 AM
Yes Enid
we have Built the same in the Basement
of the TIBB Castle.

Enid
08-12-2009, 12:31 AM
So guys, when was the last wank/**** you had?

Stu
08-12-2009, 12:31 AM
Eurthymics Sexcrime is today's theme song, I reckon.

So guys, when was the last wank/**** you had?
Half 7. I got that new Harry Potter flick on Sky Box Office. Emma Watson is in it. You know the rest...

Shaun
08-12-2009, 12:33 AM
indeed i have arista ;)

no i just wanted to say, even given my thoughts in the other topic, the Orgy Castle is an epic creation.

Enid
08-12-2009, 12:34 AM
Emma Watson? Ew gross!

InOne
08-12-2009, 12:36 AM
I refound my foot fetish ;)

Z
08-12-2009, 12:36 AM
I haven't had a wank in days. Tonight's gonna be a good, good night.. ha.

InOne
08-12-2009, 12:37 AM
Good boy. I have the prettiest little feet. :)

mmmm I bet you do darling!!!

Stu
08-12-2009, 12:37 AM
indeed i have arista ;)

no i just wanted to say, even given my thoughts in the other topic, the Orgy Castle is an epic creation.
Resistance is futile :devil:.

Emma Watson? Ew gross!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/emma_watson-all-grown-up-looking-be.jpg

You take that the **** back! Any knock on Emma is a knock on me :lovedup:.

Enid
08-12-2009, 12:40 AM
I still see her as the 13 year old from the first movie. I forget they grow up quick. She's pretty, but not hot.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:42 AM
indeed i have arista ;)

no i just wanted to say, even given my thoughts in the other topic, the Orgy Castle is an epic creation.



Good to see you in the Chill Out Rooms.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:44 AM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/5/633718162147370610-epicass.jpg


This is up Top in a High Room.

Z
08-12-2009, 12:45 AM
That ass isn't all that epic.

InOne
08-12-2009, 12:45 AM
arista is home. :)

Novo
08-12-2009, 12:45 AM
What the **** arista

Enid
08-12-2009, 12:46 AM
Nah, I have a better arse than that.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:46 AM
What the **** arista


Welcome to the TIBB Orgy Castle.


Keep your pants on , in this high room

arista
08-12-2009, 12:47 AM
Nah, I have a better arse than that.



Of Course Oh Great Queen.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:48 AM
That ass isn't all that epic.


Zee has gone down to the Chill Out Rooms

Enid
08-12-2009, 12:49 AM
Of Course Oh Great Queen.
I could get very used to you calling me that, oh bitch boy :)

arista
08-12-2009, 12:49 AM
Young Rory has popped in.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aMa9acQHjVQ/Sbyon8l5fpI/AAAAAAAAAN4/USi8U10DXng/s400/IMG_4483.JPG


And taking a Tour.

Stu
08-12-2009, 12:52 AM
I think we have finally found the human in Arista.

And his a dirty bastard!

30stone
08-12-2009, 12:54 AM
That woman seems to have an epic body.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:56 AM
That woman seems to have an epic body.


Yes
She has now gone to the Main Orgy Room.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:57 AM
PJ has popped in.

Alf
08-12-2009, 01:04 AM
Nah, I have a better arse than that.
feel free to post pictures

30stone
08-12-2009, 01:07 AM
You know you have seen this picture before...

http://fattony.transworld.net/files/2009/02/ass.jpg

Stu
08-12-2009, 01:08 AM
You know you have seen this picture before...

http://fattony.transworld.net/files/2009/02/ass.jpg
All my mates point it out to me like they discovered it! :joker:

30stone
08-12-2009, 01:11 AM
Just heard the best line that i will actually have to use in real life at some point

" your fat, dont try to sugar coat it, because you'll eat that to! "

Shaun
08-12-2009, 01:27 AM
*runs in, crying*

HUGO AND DEAN ARE FIGHTING

*grabs a few free condoms and runs out again*

Enid
08-12-2009, 01:32 AM
Oi! We have a limited supply you know!

Shaun
08-12-2009, 01:36 AM
Enid who are you kidding? :laugh2:

Z
08-12-2009, 01:40 AM
I have as many condoms as I have STIs.


OMG LOL PARADOX.

Shaun
08-12-2009, 01:48 AM
in a two-piece at the beach they say BEACHED WHALE

Z
08-12-2009, 01:54 AM
in a two-piece at the beach they say BEACHED WHALE

It don't matter where I are they say SLIMFAST

Rory
08-12-2009, 01:56 AM
lmao @ this thread.

arista
08-12-2009, 07:51 AM
lmao @ this thread.


Yes we have a International Castle.


Budgets are Well Tight
but every visitor gets 10 condoms.

Dr.Gonzo
08-12-2009, 07:56 AM
Life In The Brothel?

arista
08-12-2009, 08:00 AM
Life In The Brothel?


No Money Used.
Its a TIBB Castle.


I mean in Rorys case, he had to Fly over.



Life In The Fast Lane.

Dr.Gonzo
08-12-2009, 08:05 AM
I'm going to make my own up!



Wank Till You're Winning.

arista
08-12-2009, 08:22 AM
I'm going to make my own up!



Wank Till You're Winning.


Nothing Wrong with that.


Keep On Keepin' On.

arista
08-12-2009, 12:55 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/08/article-0-0783AD53000005DC-296_224x614.jpg

A Star has popped in 21 year old Lily Cole
she says Hello to Queen Enid.


Life In The Fast Lane.

Stu
08-12-2009, 01:03 PM
Rears of the year in the grand banquet room. Let's feast, baby.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/mindyvega4.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/traffic-controller.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/coffee-table.jpg

arista
08-12-2009, 01:09 PM
http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7978079607/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/21/mercedes14_406.jpg


Cars outside the TIBB Orgy Castle are cleaned
by Students.


We are hoping for Lauren to help out.

arsenalforever
08-12-2009, 01:11 PM
thank god for this thread

be careful of the prudes

arista
08-12-2009, 01:27 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media/2008/03/dr_tanya_byron_chair-relaxed_sm.jpg

Tanya , who is busy setting up new Internet Guides
has popped in to Spank Me.

arsenalforever
08-12-2009, 01:28 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media/2008/03/dr_tanya_byron_chair-relaxed_sm.jpg

Tanya , who is busy setting up new Internet Guides
has popped in to Spank Me.

she's got that i want to spank you look

Stu
08-12-2009, 01:31 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/tabb2.jpg

Michaela Tabb is in the Castle's games room. She can respot my balls anytime she likes.

arsenalforever
08-12-2009, 01:32 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/tabb2.jpg

Michaela Tabb is in the Castle's games room. She can respot my balls anytime she likes.

can she handle these balls

Stu
08-12-2009, 01:34 PM
How many frames can you handle before the inevitable foul and a miss?

arista
08-12-2009, 01:34 PM
she's got that i want to spank you look


Tanya is Very Firm with me
she says I am a Bad Boy.

She Spanks me Hard.

arsenalforever
08-12-2009, 01:36 PM
How many frames can you handle before the inevitable foul and a miss?

i'm lasting the whole time and there won't be a miss:hugesmile: