SEX sex SEX sex SEX [This is a thread about the joys of knitting].

[InOne]

Advice please. I have never had sex and need to know what to do. Do I put the condom on before sex or after?

You already said you've lost your V in another thread :rolleyes:

[BOOSH]

Advice please. I have never had sex and need to know what to do. Do I put the condom on before sex or after?

Put it over your face and make sure no oxygen can get in.

[Ross]

Put it over your face and make sure no oxygen can get in.

Pmsl!

[Chels]

Put it over your face and make sure no oxygen can get in.

Pmsfl!!

[Beastie]

:love:

[Niamh.]

This place stinks of success

[Beastie]

This place stinks of success

;)

[Beastie]

http://www.oleole.com/media/main/images/blogs/images/group1/subgrp137/hot-shouts_40698.jpg

[Beastie]

http://media.superpimper.com/graphics/Hot_Comments/hot-comments-102.jpg

[Beastie]

http://data51.sevenload.com/slcom/xr/ib/msnhif/ydfboqkeeec.jpg~/very-hot-girly.jpg

[Beastie]

http://clustere.sevenload.net/dataB004/data23/slcom/bb/yj/pibbijc/rljfjjbbdiid.jpg~/2-hot-girls-in-Latex.jpg

[setanta]

Beasty, I thought you had a fella? What are you up to at all woman? lol

[Beastie]

Beasty, I thought you had a fella? What are you up to at all woman? lol

Lol I do James. I just wanted to bump the thread and give the boyzzzz on here a little treat ;)

Well okay it's weird.. I am straight but.. on the internet I think pictures of women look better.. but anyways... I miss this thread :love:

[setanta]

Lol I do James. I just wanted to bump the thread and give the boyzzzz on here a little treat ;)

Well okay it's weird.. I am straight but.. on the internet I think pictures of women look better.. but anyways... I miss this thread :love:

You're as mad as a hatter, and I love ya for it. lol.

[Beastie]

You're as mad as a hatter, and I love ya for it. lol.

:)

Thankyou James!!!!

Oh my god.. I just spotted this.. (BB related)

http://itoforo.50webs.com/bb6_0506080170.jpg

[setanta]

Delete that you eejit. It's nudity.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Turtle_20sex.jpg

[Beastie]

^^^^^^^^

:laugh:

[Vicky.]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Turtle_20sex.jpg

Get Jords in here quick!!!

[Miss Ivy Balls]

This place stinks of success

I'm smelling seaman.

[James T. Kirk]

Delete that you eejit. It's nudity.

Nothing inherently wrong with nudity in any moral sense.

[Beastie]

http://xpigs.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/naked-nude-sexy.jpg

[Beastie]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ST7lwfhCFEY/TBY_ifwTyKI/AAAAAAAAL7M/B-QJtI0iT1s/s1600/Mario_pants.jpg

[Beastie]

I miss Stu :love:

He has not been online in ages!!

Where is he? :(

[Beastie]

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix//2008/05/orlaithkissREX_450x350.jpg

[Ramsay]

I miss Stu :love:

He has not been online in ages!!

Where is he? :(

he said this place is a hole
which is true

[Beastie]

he said this place is a hole
which is true

Boo hoo.

[Ramsay]

haha

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/mma1.jpg

[arsenalforever]

i would love a spanking right now:hugesmile:

[Beastie]

i would love a spanking right now:hugesmile:

By whom?

[BB_Eye]

You're a dark horse, beasty.

[bbfan1991]

Jessica Clement is so hot:blush:, lucky Lee Stafford!.

[arsenalforever]

By whom?

you beasty :hugesmile: going by your name you must be a beast in and out of the bed

[Beastie]

You're a dark horse, beasty.

http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/stop-having-sex-with-horses-472x500.jpg

[Beastie]

you beasty :hugesmile: going by your name you must be a beast in and out of the bed

:wink:

[bbfan1991]

I'll employ...

http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/images/10111_145818_HomeAndAwayCharlie.jpg

:love:

[arsenalforever]

You're a dark horse, beasty.

she's a black beauty :)

[Beastie]

she's a black beauty :)

Racist! :shocked:

[arsenalforever]

23_Mx86RPvE

[arsenalforever]

Racist! :shocked:

kinky!:joker:

[bbfan1991]

No-one is taking Maryse off me:nono:.

[Beastie]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6mrwRv7PtRk/TH54C65_GXI/AAAAAAAAGM0/p4M6sH0eF0M/s1600/Corin-Forshaw-1.jpg

[bbfan1991]

http://akamai-static.nuts.co.uk/images/gallery/is3710_Nuts_Cover_.jpg

[King Gizzard]

You had to go and post a picture of Corin didn't you

Might go be sick now

[bbfan1991]

You had to go and post a picture of Corin didn't you

Might go be sick now

http://www.urban75.org/photos/london/images/lon556.jpg

:(:spin:

[Beastie]

http://yesterdayssalad.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/elizabeth0091-american-pie-screen-capture.jpg

[bbfan1991]

This for TB:

http://www.fabulousmag.co.uk/images/content_images/issue_016/homes_01_016.jpg

:joker:

[Beastie]

This for TB:

http://www.fabulousmag.co.uk/images/content_images/issue_016/homes_01_016.jpg

:joker:

I don't even like Ziggy :yuk:

[Beastie]

Ziggy has a nice body though..... but his face.... he looks too much like a pig! :hugesmile:

[Beastie]

http://neighbours.com.au/images/Scott_Major_256x192.jpg

Luuuuuuuuucas from Neighbours :love:

[Beastie]

http://batatatransgenica.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/draco02.jpg

[Beastie]

God I miss this thread :love:

[Jessica.]

God I miss this thread :love:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://batatatransgenica.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/draco02.jpg

: l

[Beastie]

: l

:hugesmile:

Only you could bump this thread Scott! Or me..

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ive changed im never talking about / having sex ever again

[Beastie]

ive changed im never talking about / having sex ever again

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Always a guest viewing this thread.

[Benjamin]

ive changed im never talking about / having sex ever again

I can see you stuck to your guns on this. ;)

[arista]

http://ts4.explicit.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1020220945523&id=ac33d1012f7d7bb093f82a85cc3a615e&url=http%3a%2f%2f24.media.tumblr.com%2fMLn17P9oa27 fcfw5GmtHfUhP_500.jpg

[InOne]

I'll buy you a 10 bob blonde for your bday Arista

[Pyramid*]

ive changed im never talking about / having sex ever again

I read that as, "Don't believe a word I say" !!

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

well remember last week when i said after thursday i wasnt anymore :nono:

well i still havent :nono:

[Pyramid*]

well remember last week when i said after thursday i wasnt anymore :nono:

well i still havent :nono:

http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4312536&postcount=2066

http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4310005&postcount=1362

http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4309713&postcount=1315
:joker:
......

Ach not to worry...if that's your thing,that's your thing:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

wanking / swapping pics / phone sex doesnt count http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png&sa=X&ei=_Lf8Td32EpCr-Qamvpi3Aw&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFEyt2aE2RAK2Oh7L2MwG17XvOiUA

[Pyramid*]

wanking / swapping pics / phone sex doesnt count http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.greendaycommunity.org/Forum/public/style_emoticons/Dark/hmph.png&sa=X&ei=_Lf8Td32EpCr-Qamvpi3Aw&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFEyt2aE2RAK2Oh7L2MwG17XvOiUA


I hate to break the bad news to you, they do count. Lol. :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

D':

well im hardly gonna stop wanking thats basically my life

[Pyramid*]

D':

well im hardly gonna stop wanking thats basically my life

Deary me!!! lol.

[Photon]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1661793/Emotes/emot-awesome.gif

I guess it's that time again.

[arista]

Shaun a purist? baha.



Spiffing

[Benjamin]

D':

well im hardly gonna stop wanking thats basically my life

:laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im disgusting :bored:

[InOne]

0.o

[Ramsay]

great stuff

[Benjamin]

Karl+
Viewing Thread
SEX sex SEX sex SEX [This is a thread about SEX].

:bored:

[Black Dagger]

What is this thread about?

[Kazanne]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/18logo.jpg

RULES

1. You do not talk about sex club.

2. You DO NOT talk about sex club.

3. Eight people to a bed.

4. Ignore the pope. Contraception is important.

5. No sharp objects.

6. No underage folks, in the mental sense.

7. Don't feed the trolls.

8. Leave your dignity at the door.

9. A ban on the words 'Cliff' and 'Richard' are in full effect.

10. Enjoy your stay.

you'de need to password protect it but even then the underages could get in

[Ramsay]

i think its about what everyones favourite type of car is lucas, not 100% sure though

[Benjamin]

What is this thread about?



The politics of underprivileged children from the Democratic Republic of Congo.

[Mrluvaluva]

No sex please we're British.

[Vanessa]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z313/caity_m03/ace_ventura.gif

[Vicky.]

You bastards. I thought stu was back there for a minute :bored:

[Jake.]

-Drops spectacles in horror-

[Marsh.]

I knew Vanessa was sex mad.

[Black Dagger]

He came back for a bit.

He was going to be one of the Band... but then his internet got cut or st :sad:

[Ramsay]

9. A ban on the words 'Cliff' and 'Richard' are in full effect.


dammit, i regularly shout out the chorus to devil woman when i'm about to climax

[Glenn.]

Jimmie Saville used to shout The Young Ones I hear...

[Vanessa]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QZyfzkJOqyk/TyxA2YHrJpI/AAAAAAAADZw/iqUcKAZzhUs/s1600/Ace+Ventura+10+gay.gif

[Vicky.]

I find Jim Carey strangely attractive.

[Marsh.]

http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac169/ac_palma/GIFs/orgasm.gif

[Ninastar]

I've been so horny recently and I don't understand why

[King Gizzard]

what is this thread about

[Glenn.]

http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac169/ac_palma/GIFs/orgasm.gif

:lovedup:

[InOne]

It's weird to see the stuff I was posting in this thread in 09 when I was 19. Bloody hell I'm 22 now, been here far too long! LOL

[Ninastar]

what is this thread about

Lampshades

[Drew.]

I've been so horny recently and I don't understand why

i hope Leon doesn't see this

[Ninastar]

Omg I can't decide if your sig is cute or sexy

[Ramsay]

lets just all agree on both

[Ramsay]

think mine is way sexier though tbh

[Drew.]

definitely both :love:

[Jack_]

It's weird to see the stuff I was posting in this thread in 09 when I was 19. Bloody hell I'm 22 now, been here far too long! LOL

It's weird to think that I'll actually legally (well, the 18 sign at least) be allowed to post in this thread next week :o I remember when this thread was made, I was 14. I feel so old :(

[Mrluvaluva]

It's weird to think that I'll actually legally (well, the 18 sign at least) be allowed to post in this thread next week :o I remember when this thread was made, I was 14. I feel so old :(

:pat:

[InOne]

So are we going back to the absolute filth on 25,26,27,28,29 upto 34 or are we too PG now?

Bearing in mind that was all in one night and by looking at it we were all on something LOL seemed like fun though

[Mrluvaluva]

Some of us have to mind our p's and q's.

[Withano]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

[Jack_]

:pat:

:conf:

Erm...is that supposed to be patronising?

[Mrluvaluva]

:conf:

Erm...is that supposed to be patronising?

Not at all. Just because you are saying you feel old at nearly 18. Not patronising at all. Some of us are twice as old or even more. No need to get on the defensive.

[Marsh.]

:conf:

Erm...is that supposed to be patronising?

:D You deserve to be patronised if you feel old at 18.

[Ramsay]

So are we going back to the absolute filth on 25,26,27,28,29 upto 34 or are we too PG now?

Bearing in mind that was all in one night and by looking at it we were all on something LOL seemed like fun though

what a great read that was

[InOne]

what a great read that was

We need Enid and Stu back :(

[InOne]

arsenalforever 178
Stu 148
InOne 139
Ross 128
Enid 115
Zee 96
Beastie 85
arista 78
Nathan 38
SiaSiaSia 34

Top 10 dirty bastards of TiBB :nono:

[Jack_]

Not at all. Just because you are saying you feel old at nearly 18. Not patronising at all. Some of us are twice as old or even more. No need to get on the defensive.

I know, see below to see what I meant :p I know I'm not actually old, but I feel old(er) because of how quickly it's come around, and how it's only going to get worse

:D You deserve to be patronised if you feel old at 18.

Er, it's all relative. I feel old because it only feels like yesterday to me and most people I know that we were all 10 years old, time has flown so fast since then and the thought of me being 20 in 2 years, and 30 in 12 makes me feel old. I know I'm not actually old, I'm not that stupid, but it makes me feel old because I feel like it's come around so fast...

[Marsh.]

Lucky bugger, my morning orgasms are always **** for some reason!

Okay, here's another random trick of mine : I always wank as soon as my dick stars to get hard because I think the orgasm from a semi feels far, far better.

I love being turned on. I get a guilty thrill out of feeling turned on in public, so bad but so good.

I like to tickle the ol' gooch. Or spit on my cock so it feels like a blowjob.

I'd be amazed if nobody has, at least once. I love being adventurous.

I love swallowing. Especially when you can feel how hot it is on the back of your throat.

The hotter those boys are, the more turned on the guy is.

i never tell :) damn some girl went crazy at me in a club for coming on her hand

One time one of my ex got really pissed off when I spat his cum on his stomach. I mean what the flying ****? I broke up with him after that incident.

I love kissing after oral sex though. If a guy rejects me because I've just had his dick in my mouth, I'm out of there.

I like my porn 18-21 and Eastern European. And Germans.

Germans :lovedup:.

The Third Reich may be gone, but they still have some sick ****s.

i've got a right stiffy

:eek:

:joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

arsenalforever 178
Stu 148
InOne 139
Ross 128
Enid 115
Zee 96
Beastie 85
arista 78
Nathan 38
SiaSiaSia 34

Top 10 dirty bastards of TiBB :nono:

Where are these statistics from and what do they represent?

[InOne]

Where are these statistics from and what do they represent?

It's how many times people have posted in the thread

[Mrluvaluva]

It's how many times people have posted in the thread

Ha. I was joking. Like there is a list of the top 10 dirty bastard's on TIBB.

Please note I am not trying to defeat the swear word filter.

*gets coat*

[Marsh.]

Defeat the swear word filter?

If bastard isn't censored it's not our fault.

Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard....

[InOne]

I thought you thought I'd randomly made it up LOL I think post count is the best way to go although it's only a few members with high ones.

And yes diiiiiiiiiiirty bastards bastards bastards

[Marsh.]

I always thought of "Enid" as an elderly lady so I was quite shocked to see those posts about her oral sessions. :joker:

[InOne]

Enid is very attractive, check out MTM

[InOne]

Is that your sex talk?

[Mrluvaluva]

Bastards seems to be ok. Cannot use **** though. Especially not with a .

Anyway....

Originally Posted by Enid
I love kissing after oral sex though. If a guy rejects me because I've just had his dick in my mouth, I'm out of there.

I think there's something more to this. I presume Enid likes her snowballs. That would be a shock for any guy surely?

[InOne]

Yeah sticking her tongue down your throat straight after that, not sure I'd be 100% game.

[Apple202]

oh my god ew at most of the posts in here

[Vanessa]

oh my god ew at most of the posts in here

:joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/fc7b935a.gif

[Raph]

ewwwwwwww :tongue:

[arista]

oh my god ew at most of the posts in here


Spunky Days

[armand.kay]

This thread http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ea2a4fdb.gif

[Vanessa]

http://animatedgifimages.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/7e3bb__snow-white-do-not-want.gif

[Glenn.]

Vanessa you gif theif :shocked:

[Kazanne]

http://i998.photobucket.com/albums/af103/bacardikim/smilies/t272162721_84274.gif

[Black Dagger]

this thread is amaze.

[Vanessa]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qhyu2xsK1rbxjygo1_400.gif :joker:

[Chuck]

So are we going back to the absolute filth on 25,26,27,28,29 upto 34 or are we too PG now?

I've just read those pages. :love:

[LemonJam]

Oh it's so worth it to get stoned and wank though. I'm not endorsing drugs to anyone and I'm not endorsing wanking to anyone. I'm endorsing them both together.

The orgasm.

Holy ****ing ****. Every pour of my skin lifts like a balloon filled with cream. Every vein in my body feels like it's full of candy floss teeming with electric current.

If I wanked everytime I had a semi lob on I'm not sure customers at work would appreciate it.

Someone I know **** themselves during anal, guess that would be a turn off lol

It does hurt. First time it felt like I was gonna **** myself. But I love the feeling when they're cock is being pulled out and everything closes back up.... my god. Orgasm.

I once got off to ladyboy porn. I just liked the thought of a big muscly man ****ing a guy who looks like a girl?

-leaves-

LOL.

"Stay there, silent. Whilst I sit on your face! ...you what, you can't breathe? Well tough. Eat my pussy."

I once stumbled across a site called 'Necrobabes' was rather interesting lol

i've got a right stiffy

Enid is about to get gang raped, I can see the way you're all looking at her!!!

**** no. I'm up for some DP!

i've got a couple of pieces of liver in fridge
i'm gonna ****** them

Add me on MSN you guys! PM me and I'll send you my MSN :)

Right. I am saving that quote for future wanks. Oh my god. I will eat my own cum too, just for laughs.

http://i45.tinypic.com/bia1br.jpg

[Marsh.]

http://www.mydisplayimage.com/aim/premium/anim_wanking.gif

[Marcus.]

http://www.mydisplayimage.com/aim/premium/anim_wanking.gif

:joker:

[Brother Leon]

i hope Leon doesn't see this

What you tryna imply,good sir? :suspect:

[reece(:]

This thread :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[MeMyselfAndI]

D:

[jackc1806]

Hilarious :love:

[Jessica.]

Excellent.

I've never had sex, I feel the time is right, now I'm just on the lookout. -imagine a creepy, pervy look-

I would warn you if I could go back in time.

[Firewire]

omg this thread i remember all of this :love:

[Firewire]

let's talk about sex

[jackc1806]

Omg the tags

[T*]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vf2iBoKH1r5jt46o1_400.gif

[reece(:]

let's talk about sex
**** me arista :laugh3:

[Firewire]

**** me arista :laugh3:

i'm not arista :suspect:

[reece(:]

i'm not arista :suspect:
Meant to quote jack :laugh:

[Ninastar]

I've been so horny recently and I don't understand why

i was debating whether to post this or not and turns out i already did 5 months ago

[Z]

I would warn you if I could go back in time.

:joker: :joker: :joker: Jessica!!! LOL!!! Sadly it still never happened :laugh2:

[reece(:]

http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/stop-having-sex-with-horses-472x500.jpg
:laugh3:

[Benjamin]

http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/stop-having-sex-with-horses-472x500.jpg

:joker:

[james130]

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130810184007/mlp/images/4/4a/Dolls_Laughing.gif

Read back some of those posts.
I feel I have missed out majorly!

[Smithy]

Excellent.

I've never had sex, I feel the time is right, now I'm just on the lookout. -imagine a creepy, pervy look-

are you there yet greg

[Benjamin]

:joker:

[Firewire]

clit

[Smithy]

Some lay down face up this time for greg http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/cry.gif

[Jessica.]

are you there yet greg

:joker:

[Jessica.]

Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex

:dazzler:

[Smithy]

I can't believe I'm telling you this but I've had a couple of drinks and... oh, my god

[Smithy]

LAST NIGHT
DAMN YOU WERE iN MY SEX DREAMS

[Jessica.]

hAve you even done the frick frack

[Smithy]

Quite a few times Jessica :evilgrin:

[Benjamin]

:umm2:

[Jessica.]

i bet you didn't get rewards for it like ben in australia right ha5

[Smithy]

"A reward" payment isn't a reward jess, it's part of bens job

[Benjamin]

:joker:

I have had no rewards for a while now

[Jessica.]

great, you're the one giving the rewards now, is it?

[Conzors]

heyyy everyone alright?

[Benjamin]

great, you're the one giving the rewards now, is it?

No, I'm too tight with money for that.

[Jessica.]

:bored: so you just promise rewards and then don't pay up, that is just mean

[Benjamin]

Treat them mean, keeps them keen. ;)

[Marsh.]

Give them cheese, get them on their knees.

[Smithy]

ew, clean yourself more

[Jessica.]

cheese? :umm2:

[Ramsay]

I was thinking about this thread earlier

[Marsh.]

cheese? :umm2:

You want my cheese? :smug:

[Jessica.]

Idk what you mean :umm2: but i want nothing of yours

[Marsh.]

Idk what you mean :umm2: but i want nothing of yours

You like cheese. :smug:

[Ramsay]

'cheese' in a thread about sex


http://www.wrestleenigma.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Wyatt2.gif

[Jessica.]

:umm2:

[Smithy]

08 marsh wants a bit of you jess

[arista]

Hahah those tags are hilarious.

I think arista has been enjoying this a little TOO much. He has probably drowned in his own cum.



Spiffing

[Jessica.]

08 marsh wants a bit of you jess

:nono: I am not a lesbian.

[Marsh.]

:nono: I am not a lesbian.

:suspect: Bitch!

:joker:

[Jessica.]

:umm2: what

[Marsh.]

:umm2: what

You love my cheese. :smug:

[Kate!]

Omg I never knew this thread existed. :laugh:

[Kate!]

My eyes have been wide opened by reading through this! Raunchy devils.

[michael21]

:nono: I am not a lesbian.

08marsh is female :shocked::conf:

[Jessica.]

08marsh is female :shocked::conf:

yes, i think so

[Natalie.]

:shocked:

[michael21]

sex sex sex sex sex

[michael21]

yes, i think so

well i want it confirmed by 9pm :hmph:

[Niamh.]

yes, i think so

No he isn't

[michael21]

No he isn't

that what i thought i am very good at telling who female and who not

[Niamh.]

that what i thought i am very good at telling who female and who not

:love:

[Marsh.]

My vagina doesn't smell like cheese.

[Niamh.]

:laugh:

[Marsh.]

Jess isn't a fan of mature cheddar.

[Jessica.]

:umm2:

[Beastie]

It is not christmas without an inappropriate bump :laugh:

[Pete.]

bdBM1AErZec

[Babayaro.]

One time one of my ex got really pissed off when I spat his cum on his stomach. I mean what the flying ****? I broke up with him after that incident.

i like to come on girls tits and i missed the target one time and spunked in her eye:joker:

i don't min on the stomach but nowhere near the mouth

You even done anal?

Scared of getting **** on your cock? :P

yep:joker: did anyone lick your ass out?

Has anyone been on Efukt and wanked over any of the disgusting videos on there?

I would rather do a woman up the bum than in the pink. Believe it or not I don't find a vagina itself to be attractive. I'm funny with little sexual things like that. I actually think they look disgusting. To me it's just where my cock needs to go to deposit some pleasure to both parties. I look at the face during sex. That or close my eyes and say ''gillianandersongillainandersongilliananderson'' over and over.

Tanya is Very Firm with me
she says I am a Bad Boy.

She Spanks me Hard.

Rock Hard.

And She Spits right into my Mouth.

We all need a release
when Rock Hard.

I like to tickle the ol' gooch. Or spit on my cock so it feels like a blowjob.

Good ****ing BYE

[Beastie]

I can't believe all these posts :laugh: Was such a good laugh 7 years ago! Hope Stu, InOne, Enid and arsenalforever make an appearance again soon.

And oh my.. Arista is a dark horse when it comes to sex :laugh:

[arista]

He has selected a load "Out Of Context"
put them in his order



Typical of that poster

[Rob!]

I love the chat thread

[Beastie]

He has selected a load "Out Of Context"
put them in his order



Typical of that poster

Oh my. Inconsistent poster Arista! We don't need this disgrace in our lives! :laugh:

[Babayaro.]

He has selected a load "Out Of Context"
put them in his order



Typical of that poster

How dare you.

:nono:

[arista]

How dare you.

:nono:


You are Not a Editor
you have remixed it
with YOUR order

Out Of Context.




Would I Employ you
NO

[Ashley.]

Take him down, Arista. :clap2:

[Babayaro.]

You are Not a Editor
you have remixed it
with YOUR order

Out Of Context.




Would I Employ you
NO

I would NEVER work
For you

Not even if there was a FIRE

[Crimson Dynamo]

what did i just stumble into on my Christian holiday?

FILTH


D:

[reece(:]

This thread is not pure

[Babayaro.]

This thread gave me an STD

[LukeB]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pc84lPr21qifhpdo5_250.gif

[Crimson Dynamo]

i do recall Arista's spit in my mouth bitch era tho

[Will.]

I like sticking jars of mayonnaise up my vagina.

[arista]

i do recall Arista's spit in my mouth bitch era tho


Sure LT
Only with One Female Poster


Not Out Of Context

[arista]

I would NEVER work
For you

Not even if there was a FIRE


How Nice

[arista]

I like sticking jars of mayonnaise up my vagina.


Yes you need a Good Clean UP




Sign Of The Times

[Rob!]

Whilst we're here though I did have an excellent wank earlier before I went up town

[Alf]

Whilst we're here though I did have an excellent wank earlier before I went up townHow long did it take you to arrive?



Up Town I mean?

[caprimint]

This thread gave me an STD
Jonathan already gave you that before :idc:

[Glenn.]

Jona is pure. How offensive

[Smithy]

Imagine if someone made a thread like this now, it'd be closed and the member banned within 10 minutes :laugh:

[Shaun]

I stand by my original opposition to this thread :clap1: (which was mostly bc the likes of Patrick/Ross/Conzors etc were TEDIOUS AF with their crudeness)

(but I have no problem with them now obviously xo)

[caprimint]

Yeah this thread is pretty vile tbf

[Firewire]

Jonathan already gave you that before :idc:

:umm2:

[Ross.]

I stand by my original opposition to this thread :clap1:

**** OFF YOU BORING OLD SLAG http://i.imgur.com/7U2cz9Zs.jpg

[Shaun]

**** OFF YOU BORING OLD SLAG http://i.imgur.com/7U2cz9Zs.jpg

https://68.media.tumblr.com/b432c0743370c54e493352ef04d00a18/tumblr_o6uxsk5Z4g1shsq9jo1_540.gif

[Beastie]

This thread is educational. That's why it was approved :)

[arista]

I stand by my original opposition to this thread :clap1: (which was mostly bc the likes of Patrick/Ross/Conzors etc were TEDIOUS AF with their crudeness)

(but I have no problem with them now obviously xo)


How Nice

[T*]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/b432c0743370c54e493352ef04d00a18/tumblr_o6uxsk5Z4g1shsq9jo1_540.gif



eat drop **** dead??

[arista]

I've had 2 threesomes this year.


How Nice

[Deirdre]

I'm sexually frustrated. Just getting that out there.

[Will.]

SEX

[Wizard.]

SEX

I don't know her :conf:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

A sleepover scene....

10 hot chicks and yourself. Watching a movie, they start touching you and removing your clothes. They remove their clothes too. They're touching you.... 2 on your cock, 2 on your nipples, one sitting on your face and the others touching and licking eachother out like 2 feet away from you. Moaning can be heared from down the street... they tie you down, you have no control whatsoever.

They take turns ridiculing you while swigging back Vodka, occasionally forcing your mouth open to pour some of the same Vodka down. They get out the lipstick and write inoffensive terms on your chest before placing a phonecall to all the other girls they know to come off and join in the fun. You watch, unable to do anything about it. Just Dance is playing in the backround. The girls try an all sorts of clothes and bop along to the music occasionally asking for your opinion only to hear back a muffled noise. They whip off your pants...

Are my going along the right tracks here?

http://68.media.tumblr.com/fde3fe5d5d68cc453d799a6c0d111ac5/tumblr_oec3f5Gtya1u6n38po1_250.gif

[Babayaro.]

He has selected a load "Out Of Context"
put them in his order



Typical of that poster

You are Not a Editor
you have remixed it
with YOUR order

Out Of Context.




Would I Employ you
NO
:joker::joker::joker:

[Black Dagger]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/fde3fe5d5d68cc453d799a6c0d111ac5/tumblr_oec3f5Gtya1u6n38po1_250.gif

GRIM.

[Babayaro.]

That Stu post is genuinely disturbing wtf...

[Denver]

Oh Joe calm down darling she has a kid and probably a vagina the size of the amazon river. She's too hot for you anyway babes.

Screaming

[Denver]

Advice please. I have never had sex and need to know what to do. Do I put the condom on before sex or after?

:joker:

[Beastie]

It's been a long time coming.

[Matthew.]

what the pissing hell is this

[RileyH]

My virgin eyes