Grand Theft Auto V thread

[King Gizzard]

Oh, he lost

[King Gizzard]

..and he died within 10 seconds

[Ninastar]

no oNE CARES NATHAN!

[King Gizzard]

I killed him!!,!,,zshutyour*****mouthcaitlim!!

[Ninastar]

i will fidking not!!!!!!!!

[King Gizzard]

Fidk off

[Ninastar]

i will fidk u up tbh

[Drew.]

Pimpin

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTP0b0eWwAA-Eyr.jpg:large

[King Gizzard]

Bounty
Kill 10 players
Vehicle death match

http://i.imgur.com/hcIWA.gif

[Shaun]

Easy

[King Gizzard]

:lovedup:

http://i.imgur.com/tJQqMqi.jpg

[arista]

Pimpin

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTP0b0eWwAA-Eyr.jpg:large


Fab

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/V2lDOlR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xOMcAEw.jpg

[King Gizzard]

Ended up selling the Windsor and took the 300k grand hit :sad: couldn't get any livery to look nice/it's an ugly shape and isn't nice to drive

[Ninastar]

coulda given it to me tbh

[King Gizzard]

You can't give away cars can you

[Ninastar]

yep, u heartless bastard

[King Gizzard]

No you can't

[King Gizzard]

Yay they've changed my objectives from this morning so I don't have to do a bounty and these are all easy

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/V2lDOlR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xOMcAEw.jpg

...some people can still wear pink in their twenties but not you Ronda...you're no Barbie, baby...I thought that Dezzy was now style counselling this game...

[King Gizzard]

I had to do a contact mission and it put me in one just as it was launching <\3

[King Gizzard]

FFs and we failed

[Ninastar]

nathan come help me with me online objectives

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/EY78d95.jpg

[King Gizzard]

I bought the T20, whoops

[Shaun]

you twat

[King Gizzard]

It's so good though

[King Gizzard]

It has a hidden spoiler that goes In and out like cat claws according to your speed I'm in love

[Shaun]

:amazed:

It'd probably take me until February to save up for it

[King Gizzard]

They've changed it so no one else can join the slasher team now

[Shaun]

:clap1:

[Ninastar]

O909ac4HNc8

amazing.

[Ramsay]

That is fantastic

[gamepodfan]

anyone on xboxone

[King Gizzard]

Adversary modes are double money and RP Again :thumbs2:

[BBfanUSA]

Hey, Shaun. Sorry I couldn't join you yesterday.

I have finals right now so I couldn't.

[Shaun]

Don't worry Brandon - I clicked you by mistake anyway so sorry if I disturbed you :laugh:

[BBfanUSA]

Don't worry Brandon - I clicked you by mistake anyway so sorry if I disturbed you :laugh:

I was watching a Blu Ray so it was no big deal.

[King Gizzard]

Someone come on and do a rally with me brfore XF xx xx

[Ninastar]

you still free now nathan?

[King Gizzard]

Yes

[Ninastar]

i fcking hate rallys, but i'll come on for you nathan!!

[Headie]

There's a new update happened/happening isn't there?

I've not been on PS4 in ages, I keep getting so caught up in other stuff :laugh: Will definitely need to get playing GTA again over the Xmas break, if not solely for the Non-Stop Pop bops :love:

[Shaun]

Yeah update is Tuesday I think!

[King Gizzard]

Centred around the crews

Hopefully you can collectively buy the massive yacht

[King Gizzard]

8gb update, jaysus

[King Gizzard]

Cheapest of the 3 new ones is 585k....995k is the most expensive. Not sure I like any of them enough to buy

[King Gizzard]

Yacht is 'from 6m'

[King Gizzard]

There's dressing gowns and smoking jackets and pyjamas

[King Gizzard]

Idk if I should be including spoilers

[Drew.]

Ugh work needs to finish asap, looked on Twitter and the update looks great

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/JUJWrgh.jpg

[King Gizzard]

Mini limo with a machine gun on top

[Shaun]

Smh at this all

[Shaun]

Omg my new apartment :flutter:

[King Gizzard]

Whoops I was sorting out my phone

[King Gizzard]

Think the nightshade might be my all time favourite car

[Shaun]

Quite sxc init

[King Gizzard]

Nearly back to 3m :-D

[King Gizzard]

Might painstakingly move all the online posts into the actual online thread

[Shaun]

Caitlin going all Charlie's Angels
http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/YdkvkJUSMk6gjYTWLv0ohA_0_0.jpg

Squad Goals
http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/uPSYFVMfoEa4cRohjdQ5dA_0_0.jpg

Lucas in the wrong place at the right time
http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/kkT1SujJR0aJ-gxmg8IKCA_0_0.jpg

[Ninastar]

our outfits <3

[King Gizzard]

Hi

[King Gizzard]

oh

[Shaun]

1secnayfan

[Shaun]

Of course they bring out the festive surprise the one day I'm away

[Drew.]

Santa costume !!!!!!

[King Gizzard]

Why the **** do I keep getting 4 star wanted levels for no reason

[King Gizzard]

Bought the 1.1 penthouse, good stuff

[BBfanUSA]

Started playing online for the first time in ages.

I love the updates.

Although the server I was on did a real time event where you had to make the longest jump, I finished 2nd but I had to lose my uninsured vehicle in the process. :(

[Shaun]

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/PcMQt-2iDE283Yw6j9ZCaw_0_0.jpg

[BBfanUSA]

That Reindeer mask is creepy as hell

[Jøsh]

Anyone have XBOX One GTA?
Plus, do we have a TiBB Crew?

[BBfanUSA]

Anyone have XBOX One GTA?
Plus, do we have a TiBB Crew?

I think we all have PS4 AFAIK, sorry.

I don't know a lot about the Crew situation either

[King Gizzard]

I've tried doing a vehicle DM for ****ing ages now

[King Gizzard]

I've done it now unless you need to do one

[Shaun]

oh lmao

i don't

smh

[King Gizzard]

Whatttt the **** just happened

[Ninastar]

what do you mean? im coming on now!

[King Gizzard]

Oh **** off

[King Gizzard]

Capture hold
Bribe cops
Destroy 20 vehichles


This is my reward for being patient

[King Gizzard]

**** this game seriously

[King Gizzard]

At least I just got the 500k bonus a couple of days ago so it doesn't matter but if it's gonna start not resetting my objectives frequently then **** it

[King Gizzard]

Yay I completed a hunt the beast

36k

[King Gizzard]

Got my yacht so I have
You can just buy the base yacht and then customise for the same price later so that's what I've done

[King Gizzard]

Wow you really can't do much in them

[King Gizzard]

It's a beaut though

[Jøsh]

I'm gonna get a photo of my GTA character, Janice up soon.

[Shaun]

so i got the banshee

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/Z4Q2f9eSsk2PjXfiOB9BBg_0_0.jpg

[Ninastar]

i am aroused

[Shaun]

We hope that you’ve been enjoying all of the recent updates to GTA Online, like this spring’s inventory of Lowriders Custom Classics and all of the newest game modes – and get ready for a lot more to come in 2016, including some massive, feature-rich updates to GTA Online in the weeks and months ahead:

In the stealing and dealing successor to Executives and Other Criminals, embark on further adventures in finance and felony as your Organization enters the lucrative and dangerous world of contraband trafficking. You’ll be working with your team from a selection of big new properties that serve as both headquarters for your Organization and warehouses for your hot merchandise. Manage inventory directly from your HQ, arranging to buy and sell anything from jewels to narcotics to medical supplies from a range of nefarious suppliers. Expect the unexpected as you head out with your team to make each pickup. Keep your stock in mint condition to maintain value and sell at a profit – and watch for raids on your warehouses between shipments!

http://media.rockstargames.com/rockstargames/img/global/news/upload/actual_1462821404.jpg
Plot special cargo movement from your Organization’s headquarters.

Cunning stunts: for crazy vehicular action comes a major update to the wild world of GTA Online racing and stunting that will introduce a new realm of creative and fun games. Expect a slew of new stunt-ready vehicles and gear - and the inspired Creator scene will be getting a vast new set of props, for an evolution of stunting, racing and trials-style creations, and other gameplay possibilities that will surely defy imagination.

...AND MORE

Look for other additional updates to arrive, including more fun new Adversary Modes. There are new locations coming for the recently released In and Out – where a group of Attackers must smash-and-grab their way to steal coveted packages from Defenders who are outnumbered, but far from outgunned. And stay tuned for info on other fun, competitive, team-based modes to come.

http://media.rockstargames.com/rockstargames/img/global/news/upload/actual_1462821422.jpg
A Defender lying in wait for a pair of Attackers in In and Out Mode.

SPECIAL BONUS WEEKS

You may also have noticed some of our recent in-game specials and bonuses, such as the Versus Missions Week and Contact Missions Week – with opportunities to get coveted vehicles, weapons and other items on sale, and reap bonus RP and GTA$. Be on the lookout for regularly occurring event weeks like this, that will highlight a wide variety of different game content, including both recently released and fan-favorite modes, missions and some classic content that you may have not played in a while. There will be Double RP Playlists, chances for bonus GTA$, big discounts on vehicles, properties and lots more happening regularly; take advantage of these special rewards when you play, to help increase your GTA Online reputation and bank balance in the process, and amass your prized car collection and other spoils of success at a savings.

About time, it's been dead for months :worry: New races/stunts look fun too:

http://media.rockstargames.com/rockstargames/img/global/news/upload/actual_1462821388.jpg

[Scarlett.]

Finally, a way to do those vertical races without shipping containers, lol

[Ninastar]

Yaaas

When does this start?

[Shaun]

A screenshot apparently showing Liberty City (from GTA 3 and GTA 4, as well as the various spin-offs and DLCs attached to those games) in the GTA 5 engine has fans running wild with speculation over on the fan-run GTAForums. The shot seems to originate from the online portfolio of someone named Adrian Page, which just so happens to match the name of an artist at Rockstar Games, according to LinkedIn.

The fans are obsessing over every little detail, scrutinizing surface textures and model variances. And while some are skeptical, the consensus seems to be that this is legit. Whether or not it leads to some as-of-yet-unannounced DLC or a spin-off set in Liberty City is unclear. This could be scrapped content, or just a passion project for Page.

[reece(:]

Not Liberty City

[T*]

A screenshot apparently showing Liberty City (from GTA 3 and GTA 4, as well as the various spin-offs and DLCs attached to those games) in the GTA 5 engine has fans running wild with speculation over on the fan-run GTAForums. The shot seems to originate from the online portfolio of someone named Adrian Page, which just so happens to match the name of an artist at Rockstar Games, according to LinkedIn.



The fans are obsessing over every little detail, scrutinizing surface textures and model variances. And while some are skeptical, the consensus seems to be that this is legit. Whether or not it leads to some as-of-yet-unannounced DLC or a spin-off set in Liberty City is unclear. This could be scrapped content, or just a passion project for Page.



Holy ****

[Scarlett.]

I'll just say... E3 is in two weeks ;)

[Scarlett.]

0A_35Z4eQfg

This looks pretty fun.

[Shaun]

Here for it. Not here for the amount the cars will cost tho </3

[Shaun]

https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/dmliqlVjEE2ho6K-076WUw_0_0.jpg

my baby

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how the **** do you heal in this game

[Scarlett.]

Shaun saving our asses three times xD While I get trapped behind some crates lol

[Shaun]

I was worried you were traumatised by Waluigi

[Scarlett.]

I laughed my head of at that, seemed so out of nowhere xD I killed the other player by accident as we was escaping police afterward D:

[user104658]

I have literally no idea how to play GTA online. I've tried like twice... ran around doing nothing... ran some people down for a laugh :umm2:... pretty sure that makes me a "griefer"? :joker:

[Scarlett.]

Nah, that's what mostly everyone does, lol. It's just a game to mess around on really, lol.

[arista]

Shaun saving our asses three times xD While I get trapped behind some crates lol

How nice


I set my own tasks PS4 GTA5
on 50" 4K TV DTS 5.1 sound

At the hospital and the Cinema
I Pistol Whip Women they fall down crying.
You can see their knickers

The Police Car arrives
2 Cops jump out armed
I use my AK47 .
then both are dead
I then drive Fast to the motorway.
If a police van is waiting for me to go past,
I drive fast into him
so Helicopters,
Swat stand outside of car and Police
are all after me
you have to drive fast but not crash into Cars
then after many miles
you Escape the Cops
Or you are shot Dead.

That Shaun is Ultra Tuff


Feel The Force

[user104658]

At the hospital and the Cinema
I Pistol Whip Women they fall down crying.
You can see their knickers


This is legitimately worrying :umm2:

[arista]

This is legitimately worrying :umm2:

Its a ADULT GAME TS


Look it gets the Cops there fast,

GTA5 1080P

I have the Right to invent my own task,
Shaun would not pass it
he would need a few goes
as so much is racing after you
I mean I just killed two Cops Fast
thats shocking to their mates

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

IM SCREAMING :joker:

[Ninastar]

Tbf we took a pic of this woman's knickers showing because it was hilarious

On GTA ofc

[arista]

Tbf we took a pic of this woman's knickers showing because it was hilarious

On GTA ofc


How Nice

[BBUK-Fan]

Does anyone still play GTA V? Such a good game

[GiRTh]

Yep I still play. The Doomsday Heists are great

[Matthew.]

BEST GAME EVER

[Smithy]

BEST GAME EVER

https://media.tenor.com/images/6c085b9d9153467ef9a63dda8dd446bc/tenor.gif

[Ramsay]

Microtransactions

[user104658]

I have it for both PS4 and PC (as it came up in a steam sale for under £10) and still play it sometimes. I've completed it on both and did almost all of the side content on PC. Only the story campaign though... I've briefly tried online on both systems but can't really get to grips with it :think:. Was just me driving around doing nothing until I got bored.

[RichardG]

overrated

[Jordan.]

One of the worst GTA games, a SNOOZE

[Barry.]

So is Jayne from BB17

DOI 2018: Cheryl Baker

[GiRTh]

I've been playing GTA online since the first day and still play at least twice a week so I understand anyone's frustrations with the game

Firstly, story mode is one of the weakest if not the weakest of all . The characters simply do not capture the imagination and the over emphasis on the awful Trevor character, for me, is the reason why I have only completed the story once in four years. On the other hand I think the map is the best they've created and you really need to get into GTA Online to appreciate how much of the map they have utilised

Online is different much more interesting than story mode. It's frustrating, can be boring if you are a low level and you have to pick the events you enjoy and pretty much stick to them but once you progress thru the ranks the opportunities definitely open up. The biggest problem with Online is money - after the arseholes who like to roam around in jets and blow up everyone up -and all the over priced content you have to buy but I've found there are easy money making methods that I think are quite relaxing and certainly keep the money rolling in

The doomsday Heist will probably be the last big DLC before Red Dead 2 comes out it will be be interesting to see how Red Dead Online fairs against GTA online. For new players its probably a bit too late to get too deep into Online but give it a go it can be a lot of fun

[empire]

Trevor was the best one ever, his best words where, / I got it all on my camera you f@@k@@g pussy, / oh you really suck, / lets go save america, / massage me motherf@@ker, / your part of the problem you make people hate americans and quite frankly I can see why, listen nobody likes you,

[Crimson Dynamo]

Plainly it is a brilliant game and the game that created a seismic shift in terms of sales and reach. My eldest skived school on day one and we played it all day. I still play it as does smallest boy LT who completed it wen he was 8 or so. Brilliant game. I dont do missions, not interested, I just love random drives and police chases and customizing cars

[Barry.]

Ud6sU3AclT4

[James]

It's free for PC on the Epic Games Store until May 21st.

https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/free-games

Except the site has crashed.

I didn't realise the game was 7 years old.

[LukeB]

GTA V will be on PS5 next year and they called it expanded and enhanced

and GTA online will be free for PS5
https://www.gamesradar.com/gta-online-ps5/

[Ramsay]

The new Skyrim

[Jordan.]

1271178411474640896

[arista]

GTA V will be on PS5 next year and they called it expanded and enhanced

and GTA online will be free for PS5
https://www.gamesradar.com/gta-online-ps5/


Yes the Axe is New


Ideal to deal with fat people