Grand Theft Auto V thread

[Shaun]

guess who got lucky :hehe:

(it's one of those DMs where they hide all of the weapons in some tricky-to-get-to spot (you have to shimmy across walls and jump up at the right time) but once you're there you're laughing because you can shoot down at everyone else who's unarmed)

[Drew.]

Mine and Bugsys adventure last night :flutter: Driving off road is great fun, had to buy myself that beach buggy today.

This photo >>

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8r62Msnj0UianmNkb55G4w_0_0.jpg

[Shaun]

drew is a sex pest pls confirm?

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/OYuH3Gv5qka9_f0nuC2Z1w_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/4k1Iy--GtEmIzTpdWVhfAQ_0_0.jpg

also leaves trails of bodies in his wake kmt

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3DkV4r4jV02NBSvr4ao5jw_0_0.jpg

whereas i'm just reeling in the babes~

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/_adGzAKepUWZe_DFm-BtlA_0_0.jpg

[Drew.]

**** sakes :joker:

Having her coming round to the apartment is much better than the strip club, getting high, drinking wine and getting a dance all in the comfort of your home.

[Ammi]

...:laugh:..it's all about the simp...bantz....

[arista]

drew is a sex pest pls confirm?

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/OYuH3Gv5qka9_f0nuC2Z1w_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/4k1Iy--GtEmIzTpdWVhfAQ_0_0.jpg

also leaves trails of bodies in his wake kmt

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3DkV4r4jV02NBSvr4ao5jw_0_0.jpg

whereas i'm just reeling in the babes~

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/_adGzAKepUWZe_DFm-BtlA_0_0.jpg


How Spunky of Drew

[Locke.]

The customer service in this city is a joke

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/OVSVgLH0K0Gb-Kvh4qY_eQ_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/kZq8KwvVjk24bWL6xou90w_0_0.jpg

I have decided to take a nice long trip away on my boat, I will see you all in the distant future

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/zUV7aJGp2ky7Y6UTjdNhQA_0_0.jpg

[Drew.]

Should have no problem identifying which cars are mine now with these custom plates

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/UC-O6sH2x0Sphom267j-Uw_0_0.jpg

[Locke.]

No one else in their right mind would have those travesties as personal vehicles so you shouldn't have had any problems in the first place

[Drew.]

These classics > your multi coloured Monroe

[Headie]

I really should be playing online more... I've been too busy re-living the main story mode again :joker: and exploring things I never bothered to do last time, like actually appreciate the open-world design and try and see as much of it as I can.

[Shaun]

You on PS4 or XOne hayden? :pipe: *preps Rhonda for a new bezzie*

[Headie]

You on PS4 or XOne hayden? :pipe: *preps Rhonda for a new bezzie*

PS4 http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/queenflopga.gif

[Drew.]

Very strange adventure with Bugsy last night.. think we almost completed a whole trip around the map on the train.

[Shaun]

and then you spoiled it all by setting yourself on fire and falling off the train :inamood:

[Locke.]

Used to always jump on that train carriage when I had a bounty on me, no one has been putting them on me on the PS4 though :think:

[Black Dagger]

You on PS4 or XOne hayden? :pipe: *preps Rhonda for a new bezzie*

Belinda Messenger is going to be your bezzie in a week or so :hmph:

[Drew.]

Lucas and Bugsy fighting in the back of my purple bug whilst i drive them around at high speed.

[Headie]

Are y'all playing this on PS4 or XboxOne

[Black Dagger]

They are all on PS4. I got one on Wednesday but my bundle didn't come with GTA so can't join in just yet </3

[Drew.]

PS4

[Headie]

I've barely been online, gonna try and make sure I spend more time on it now I've got a bit more freetime.

Have you seen that clip floating around of that female driver taking ages to leave her parking space and then running Trevor over before speeding off :joker:

[Drew.]

If you can find some friends to play with then online becomes 10x better and ridiculously addictive

GTA session tonight

[Headie]

If you can find some friends to play with then online becomes 10x better and ridiculously addictive

GTA session tonight

Lmao only like 2 of my friends on ps4 have GTAV, I will still play some of it probs later tonight

Or maybe I will stalk you guys :devil: :laugh:

[Brother Leon]

Will be on at 10ish.

[Drew.]

Whats your PSN ID Hayden?

[Headie]

Whats your PSN ID Hayden?

I will PM you (anyone else who wants it, I'll PM to as well)

I must warn you, my level is not very high on gta online, I've hardly been on it :laugh:

[Brother Leon]

The Selfie King poses as Drew and Purdy are hard at work protecting me.

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/RO2FOS6Q6ECxw83oL-JCVw_0_0.jpg

[Locke.]

Picking up 24 kills on Survival while Leon hides in the background with 0

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/VY0tjLmhgUKq-LpYBWp86g_0_0.jpg

[Drew.]

To the shock of even the enemies dragz123 has opened fire

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/iOuqCI9Io0i0wVPlD4fU9g_0_0.jpg

[Headie]

Welp I tried joining Drew's game but it wasn't doing anything when you invited me /dies

[Drew.]

The battle only lasted 10 seconds

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/TPzV2AKau0CDg0iIdAsJ9Q_0_0.jpg

[Brother Leon]

R* gifted me 4.5m online cash for having my cars deleted from my garage. What lovely guys :lovedup:

[Shaun]

Ben in 12 months time

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/YxdvPU35506_dXvDtjHrAg_0_0.jpg

[Locke.]

:joker:

[Drew.]

Christmas DLC info update:

Gradient Controlled Snow - This means that at 05:00AM UTC on December 25th 2014 the streets of Los Santos and Blaine County will be filled with beautiful, powdery snow. At 12:30PM UTC which is a few hours after the snow starts, you will begin to notice ice on the roads, this is when the gradient part kicks in. By 18:00PM UTC, you will notice the road will be slushy and your vehicle will start sliding everywhere. By 00:00AM UTC on 26th December, the snow will be at the side of the street and the main roads will be clear again. This is a new approach to a more realistic way of a snowy Christmas.

Last-generation Snow - This means that players will see a white layer of snow on the roads, buildings and other items that are outside. This will expire on 26th December at 05:30AM UTC.

Red Sky Effect - This means that current-generation players will see a bright orangey red glow in the sky while snow is falling, this is something we see in real life while snow is falling due to reflection and other scientific factors (good how Rockstar thought of that) this will be during the in-game night time, during the day the clouds will be dark grey.

Christmas Apartment - There will be a new in-game High-end apartment which will be permanent but from December 25th till January 7th there will be limited-time props in the apartment; Christmas-pine tree with lights and a few present-like textures beneath the tree, a fireplace with stockings pinned to the front (we believe that Rockstar designed this last minute) and various Holiday-themed decorations scattered around the interior. There is no confirmed price for this apartment at this time.

Exclusive CnC Mission - At first we portrayed this as a generic bonus mission, but after deeper analysis we found code and texture models relating to a Christmas-themed Cops and Crooks mission - this doesn't mean there is only one mission, it means this is a special bonus for Christmas. We believe, from generic code, this is located around the Rockford Hills area.

Christmas Clothing - This will be all of the items we saw last year on last generation but this time there is 4 new items, these are still in non-identifiable format though.

Christmas Lights - From source code, we've found bits and pieces of reference to street Christmas lights, we haven;t been able to find or view textures for these lights, so they may be withdrawn at last minute but the following natives were found:
XMAS_STRT_CENTRAL
XMAS_STRT_DOWNTWN
XMAS_STRT_COUNTY
XMAS_STRT_APT
(These are natives used to identify street lights, be warned that this isn't a confirmed feature, but a highly possible one as it;s been coded into the relevant files)
Christmas Vehicle Modifications - We've found audio relating to two Christmas-themed horns; 'Tis The Season and Deck the Halls. Each horn lasts 7.4 seconds, so this will be a costly horn. You will be able to keep this horn forever once applied. We also found a 'Happy Holidays' cover for the roof of your vehicle.

Weapon - One new weapon we believe to be linked with the Firework Launcher, the name is currently under a hashed Dev tag but we believe, from textures, that this is a Ball-Ball-related shooter - we attempted to analyse as much about this as possible but a lot was missing and still un-prepared.

Bonus Items - You will receive bonus items for visiting GTO on Christmas Day, we do not have information about the content

[GiRTh]

Sounds good but I thought heists were coming out in the next DLC.

[Brother Leon]

UDd3pTE8UsQ

Erect

[Drew.]

Will be amazing, especially now we have mics going. Will rule myself out of flying any planes after my recent crashes.

[Scarlett.]

There should be a little surprise waiting for everyone in their apartment :3

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/WX7Ej8-wqUuhhqoPl35_cA_0_0.jpg

[Scarlett.]

There's now an option to change the deadzone on the controller, making the PS4 FPS a lot easier.

[Locke.]

And the worst personal vehicle of all time award goes to......

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/6YQEStD3MEuOvVR_SZQsDw_0_0.jpg

[Shaun]

standard

[Drew.]

Went for a makeover

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/JkGkbamKO065m9pyZigwVQ_0_0.jpg

[Shaun]

I shall be on in a bit.

[Drew.]

I will be back on after Graham Norton, i will get Purdy on too

[Amy Jade]

I want show for longer it makes me feel so chrismassy :flutter:

[Amy Jade]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9548/aliXtjD9vEur18MaWZr1jg/0_0.jpg

[Brother Leon]

Survival is easy 30k with this new missile launcher. Made 90k in less than an hours work.


Heists are needed to fresh it up abit though.

[Drew.]

It has arrived

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0P34-76ufESmvSPpcbTr7A_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/kRDaVIIZxUq6cGtZ9F_InA_0_0.jpg

[Shaun]

if that's snow it looks more like fog

[Drew.]

Just a usual day out in the purple bug

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/KE9qKwB8PE2j8HLvv3EkmQ_0_0.jpg

[Locke.]

An excellent time of year to use camouflage

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/xICuc9C69EeZfhdMfctt2g_0_0.jpg

[Niall]

The snow looks far better on next gen :flutter:

[Scarlett.]

Sounds like R* will be extending the Christmas event (https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/203019673-can-not-go-online-with-my-ps4-on-Christmas-day-to-get-my-gift-from-R-)

[Shaun]

lucas michael has joined the crew

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/ADynkh4WIkSNqJ2bID36SQ_0_0.jpg

[Black Dagger]

Horatio! looks very snazzy indeed.

[Ammi]

..is that you with the blue scarf, Lucas..?..that's just how I imagine you in real life...

[Black Dagger]

..is that you with the blue scarf, Lucas..?..that's just how I imagine you in real life...

Lmao no that is Shaun. I am in the dashing pink shirt!

[Ammi]

..oh sorry, that's who I meant..(I just realised that they both have blue scarves...)...well ain't you fabulous, yes just as I imagined in real life...he looks more like you than you do, Lucas..:laugh:...

[Drew.]

GTA tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[T*]

I cannot wait for my initiation selfie

[Drew.]

The santas outfit will be going tonight, very sad times

[Shaun]

ok when :think: i've brought my ps4 downstairs because i kept waking up my mum by shouting at lucas and jake

[Drew.]

9:30-10ish

[Brother Leon]

Will probably be on tonight. At 12 or so though.

[Black Dagger]

I can talk for a bit tonight, sure you'll all be excited :dazzler:

[T*]

I can talk for a bit tonight, sure you'll all be excited :dazzler:

Me too! omfg im so nervous

[Black Dagger]

They heard me last night as well tbf, I was having a domestic with my brother.

[Shaun]

right i am on

[Jake.]

I'll be on in about half an hour

[Brother Leon]

On in 2 hours.

[T*]

-gets in helicopter with Shaun- -goes to take selfie- -stupidly click triangle- -fall out of plane-

[T*]

Not Lucas getting us lost

[Black Dagger]

I got ran down by some randomer, I didn't get us lost!

[Drew.]

That session was ridiculously laggy

[T*]

It's being very glitchy for moi

[T*]

I killed Drew and it didn't say he died :s

[T*]

I'm restarting my PS4

[T*]

Eurgh

[T*]

Is it down again?!

[Ninastar]

Yeah it's not working for me right now
Can't even get messages

[T*]

Same

[Shaun]

i can play the game and everything but i can't host a party :conf2:

[T*]

I'm back on

[T*]

Am I in a party or something

[T*]

Who is purdy?

[Locke.]

Leon

[Shaun]

think it's Kazanne

[Drew.]

right, someone get a party chat going

[Brother Leon]

Leon

Don't go making people think I have that ghastly scouse accent. :idc:

[Scarlett.]

550071928518885377

[T*]

I had a lot of fun, thank you all for being very welcoming and nice :love: I've come out of my shell a bit :amazed:

[Drew.]

I wont be so welcoming next time you blow up all my tires you little ****

[T*]

I wont be so welcoming next time you blow up all my tires you little ****


:laugh2:
That'll teach you for not giving me a lift

[Brother Leon]

That freemode was too jokes. Started off killing Jake's friends and Lossotwat and that turned into killing anyone I ran into :joker:


Rinsed out all my assault rifle ammo though.

[T*]

Locke kept shooting me, bastard :bored: :laugh:

[Brother Leon]

Felt bad for how many times I killed innocent Jake while I was on a rampage.

[Shaun]

Drew, Purdy and Lucas being yobs

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/QsMKvFCaIkyXsvhasHaOHg_0_0.jpg

Tom and I rocking the specs

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/ZiGSun_WC0WzIZJIxuvmIQ_0_0.jpg

Santa the Action Hero

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/lSghwc0AT0mswyr9pTGwkw_0_0.jpg

Moody Pic of Purdy Watching Over His Own Carnage

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/56I4b5TTlkKX4v5YK6H64w_0_0.jpg

[Drew.]

That action shot of santa >

[Jake.]

Felt bad for how many times I killed innocent Jake while I was on a rampage.

Disgusting behaviour

[Drew.]

I dont ****ing believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im flying around the map in my helicopter for 10 minutes trying to warn off anyone from coming near me so i can get the crate which is incoming, theres 1 minute left and i spot Tom driving below me so i pick him up to give me cover when i land to get the crate. We reach out destination, jump out of the helicopter and he takes the bloody crate!!!! Not only does he take my bloody crate, he jumps back in my helicopter and leaves me stranded to get killed.

[Ninastar]

^hahahaha

i wont be able to play tonight :sad:

im doing lifts all night and i need to make money right now

although if i'm not super tired at like 1am, I could come on for a few hours then

[Brother Leon]

Will be on at 7am. Catch you then guys xo

[T*]

Drew keeps killing me so I put his car on the railroad :smug:

[Black Dagger]

I won't be on tonight </3. I decided to take my Mum up on her offer and stayed with her for new year.

Somebody have a DNF in a race for me in my absence xo

[Shaun]

I'll be on, but probably not until about 1 when all of the pretend "watching Jools Holland as if we're celebrating" stuff dies down and my brother ****s off

[T*]

idk if i will be on tonight

[Shaun]

caitlin is trying to save a police car in her garage the silly cow

[Drew.]

We've all tried that, but yeah Caitlin you tit. I'll be on in about an hour.

[Shaun]

now she's having a satanic ritual :rolleyes:

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/C6RsGoYxBUKMF5raxAzudg_0_0.jpg

[Headie]

gonna come on tonight for a change

[Black Dagger]

I shall be on for more DNF's :dazzler:

Your call to add me to a party or not tho considering I won't be able to chat again.

[Shaun]

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/LDzA1pZnF0eItinWUk0mog_0_0.jpg

me and hayden chillin'

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/PQ0GH7HaKEGaD632W3xaOw_0_0.jpg

urry1 waiting for caitlin to get ha weave did

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/eZ_ibKELP0m0zdj8m1X3Tg_0_0.jpg

groupie!!!!!!!!!!

[T*]

Y u never upload pics when I'm on
Am I really that ugly :worry:

[Drew.]

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8VRYitd-7UywM801lHjZCw_0_0.jpg

[Jake.]

GTA tonight?

[T*]

Just about to ask that

[Locke.]

I'll be on at about 2ish

[Black Dagger]

Probs be about at midnight.

[Ninastar]

^same here

[Brother Leon]

Who's on today?

I'm home early from work.

[Black Dagger]

I will be soonish. Steven's just on atm.

[Jake.]

Myself, Tom and Caitlin are all online but I'm on COD until more people are on

[Brother Leon]

Alright. Should be on in 30mins or so.

[Shaun]

Someone blow up purdy on my behalf. *mournfully plays the Far Cry storymode*

[Drew.]

All nighter on GTA for me

[Ninastar]

tom and I are waiting for you both

[T*]

killing jake is fun

[Brother Leon]

killing jake is fun

Confirmed.

[Black Dagger]

killing jake is fun

When you ran me over 3 times in a row :fist:

[Shaun]

right i am back to save you all tonight

[Drew.]

I shall be on in an hour or so

[Shaun]

caitlin and I surviving 10 waves of a survival by ourselves when purdy and drewzil- could only help us to wave 7? :dazzler: #gurlpower

[Ninastar]

^it was all thanks to me, what can I say?

[Black Dagger]

omfg coming to play for an hour soon, but I can't talk again, after chatting all last night, weep </3

edit: Or not, Steven is watching Match Of The Day :rolleyes:

[Shaun]

**** you steven :fist:

[Niall]

I wish I could play with you guys -stares mournfully across the fence from Xbox Live land- :sad:

[Jake.]

ha

[Shaun]

well then

[Black Dagger]

I found something I'm good at. Yasssss

[Shaun]

so did drew's mum

[Shaun]

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/05Y5PxRvvUuvp8lrOY9n3A_0_0.jpg

caitlin and i the victims of racial profiling

[Black Dagger]

:joker:

[BBfanUSA]

I rented GTAV for 360,

First thing I did was obey the traffic laws after Franklin stole those sportscars,

Oh my god I'm sheltered

[Shaun]

Caitlin and Drew go water-skiing.

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/fcNoVs0EA0GweAb3uCfFxw_0_0.jpg

Pre-tennis shopping

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/c0YCUYdGZkyUnjv-UaIE7Q_0_0.jpg

LoL mEoW =33 xxx

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/ZEhmCCjDhUCHhc0T5zgQVw_0_0.jpg

Camping holiday gets off to a dodgy start.

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/UJ5pMV7zA0Sa_ShV4rja1w_0_0.jpg

Brokeback Mountain, but a little more flaming.

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/ndK6q3CCt0qnNMd5NEIMvA_0_0.jpg

Bit creepy just-as-they-died photo (I swear Drew's face is demonic here)

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/jb7jZOmKWkeKAI8cFZ1aog_0_0.jpg

After the city's finest heroes come and put out their fires, we commandeer their vehicle only for Lucas to be hit by a train and it comes crashing down into the river.

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/LdprJ220uk69FUWs0UySuw_0_0.jpg

Lucas is not enjoying camping at all

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0S9Zc6_IgkiR-mzKzmyxew_0_0.jpg

Drew asks me to zoom in :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/2eRxZRkW3EGLl744jop_jw_0_0.jpg

Couple of randomers get more than they bargained for whilst fishing.

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/kbCDKwpb20CKDAluJrI3Jw_0_0.jpg

[Drew.]

:joker: It's safe to say we made the most out of our camping trip

[Black Dagger]

Lmao. What a great trip that was. That and Caitlins van flying off the building made for an amusing evening

[Drew.]

Bugsy & Caitlin looking like a couple of walkers from The Walking Dead after downing a bottle of wine

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/uEB5BhliU06A6m8BWE4maw_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/CkEvyukOZ06zMnZ_r8IrGA_0_0.jpg

Casually flying around in a car with Lucas

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/kutXyl9I402TYfeD-LhuMA_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/ydi5jFVMQk-djbSWMJSsyQ_0_0.jpg

The camping trip begins

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/CVOtB1XgYE-4RHdtJ7lZYg_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/cwTLV9_DXECM-cChDaXMlQ_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7i721FSQLEeO9cMVYNOGTg_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/C94W5B7DR0a4hGI6Hb5gUw_0_0.jpg

Forgot about this great mirror selfie

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8VRYitd-7UywM801lHjZCw_0_0.jpg

[Ninastar]

i can't stop laughing.. omg

i'm going to play GTA soon... need to go to bed a bit earlier from now on. Work is waiting for me in the morning!

Anyone up for playing at like 8 or something?

[BBfanUSA]

Micheal's son is such an idiot. I wish you had the option of just letting him fall when he sold the boat.

[Scarlett.]

http://i.imgur.com/vUrFC4F.gif

[Shaun]

....holy crap.

[Black Dagger]

Horatio could do that xo

[Brother Leon]

Haven't played this for a long,long time. Hope you aren't missing me :idc:

[Shaun]

it hasn't been the same tbh

[T*]

are we doing this tonight?

[Drew.]

Very good question Thomas

[T*]

i shall be on shortly anyway

[T*]

I'm on now

[T*]

Your mission is full :hmph:

[T*]

Only you can stop Caitlin from making 'your mom' jokes. just £5 a month will stop her, and hopefully get her a proper car in GTA.

[arista]

Micheal's son is such an idiot. I wish you had the option of just letting him fall when he sold the boat.


Yes I was so Happy when I smashed the sons
60" LCD TV


I thought well done Michael.


And you can not Murder your Own son
its bad enough your Lady gets the tennis Bloke
up her ass

[Ninastar]

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/jOOlU90JLECrl_ba_kCf0A_0_0.jpg

Shaun commiting suicide in the backround of my selfie

[Drew.]

Not quite as good as the black panther but we found a ghost!!!!!!

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/ZOOScBoHXUe1ELwvLJyUyQ_0_0.jpg

[Ninastar]

Yes I was so Happy when I smashed the sons
60" LCD TV


I thought well done Michael.


And you can not Murder your Own son
its bad enough your Lady gets the tennis Bloke
up her ass

arista you must play online with us one day.

[Shaun]

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/IedSX_dI_E6XoF8VOQQjnA_0_0.jpg

Drew tells Ghostie to ****ing do one

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/tMqjX6avkEqIi7oB7qYNPw_0_0.jpg

selfie!!!!

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3YVL6s8tTESCQD_bvAzyHQ_0_0.jpg

caitlin in a desperate situation

[Drew.]

We are heading out on another ghost hunting trip tonight

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/GUwa4vXtakmxbYy_g55gNg_0_0.jpg

[Black Dagger]

R we

[Drew.]

Yes we are

[Jake.]

since when did gta have ghosts

[T*]

you better save me a ghost hunting trip for friday

[Shaun]

there's just the one jakeheh!

there's some story about it somewhere online (although i fail to see the point in doing that if it's not explained in the game)

something about some girl being murdered by her fiance??? idk

http://gta.wikia.com/Jolene_Cranley-Evans

Jolene Cranley-Evans, referred to as The Ghost of Mount Gordo, is the deceased wife of Jock Cranley in Grand Theft Auto V.
Contents
[show]
Overview
Murder

In 1978, Jolene and her husband were walking by the cliffs overlooking the El Gordo Lighthouse. The couple have been known to be having troubles in their marriage. Jock wanted to leave Blaine County to pursue his dreams of becoming a stuntman. Jolene wanted to stay, saying that she had to look after her parents and run their thriving guest house. During the walk, Jock pushed Jolene off a cliff, killing her. The police concluded that Jolene fell off by accident, and Jock was released without charge.
Haunting

Her spirit appears at the top of Mount Gordo at night, between 23:00 and 00:00. When the player approaches it, it disappears (although can always been seen through a sniper rifle scope). She has a permanent petrified open-mouthed look on her face, as well as leaves rotating around her. The only movement the spirit makes is a very slight bobbing in a circular motion. Moans can occasionally be heard from her. On the rock that the ghost floats over, the name "Jock" is written with blood, accusing her husband of murder. This serves as an Easter Egg.
Real-Life Connection

This myth is believed to be related to another common story told within the Midwestern United States. In the tale, an unnamed girl was hiking with her friend on "Mount Gordon", which is located in Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania, when her boyfriend Mike murdered her. The story ends in different ways, from a pushing to a stabbing, but the death via pushing is where the connection happens. This is very likely, as Mount Gordo is Gordon without the N, and the girl's demise was awfully similar.

I shall be on btw :pipe:

[Drew.]

I'm getting In Cold Blood teas from that story

[Locke.]

I believe Jolene's husband also goes by the name "Horatio"

[Shaun]

going to have to steal it tbh

[Black Dagger]

I believe Jolene's husband also goes by the name "Horatio"

Horatio is the biggest cock muncher going tbh

[Headie]

I haven't been on GTA in ages welp I need to get my act together tbh

[T*]

Get ready for me tonight <3

[Shaun]

all the xanax in the world wouldn't get me ready for that, Thomas

[T*]

i shall be on in a bit

[Shaun]

Smithy looking ratchet.
http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0Qie2NTMB0eAR9inXUmH0A_0_0.jpg

Lucas and I with our third wheel <3
http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/pLiue3WZN0eu6h1Qfo8rUg_0_0.jpg

Our first target of affection was a little optimistic
http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/XLDESb1Pjkeex7UwGIpB6w_0_0.jpg

Reptilian Sistas xo
http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/SbY8OzGyoEOPkUksYK1K-Q_0_0.jpg

GROUP SELFIE ATTEMPT I [not pictured: smithy]
http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/SjDl3uOt_EWdrd6awpM1Hw_0_0.jpg

GROUP SELFIE ATTEMPT 2 [L-R: Shu, Jake., Chaos, Drew., Tom!, LucasMichael & Smithy]
http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/dQJDqOJTOkmFxIjMJ_tbWw_0_0.jpg

[Drew.]

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/K8qzKQfw70qvroJ8XTu1qw_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/xXjra7PVeUaCnhTTALAtrQ_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/uUBkItOP5Eq14zwF6y4drw_0_0.jpg

[Tom4784]

Smithy's character looks like a post op transexual that's trying to be Sia.

[Smithy]

Was that first selfie before I tried running yall over? <3

[Shaun]

yeah just before you went crashing over us :love:

[Ninastar]

Dezzy you have to join us all

I cannot tell you how many times I've actually cried from laughter

[Shaun]

you missed smithy's boyfriend engaging in a knife/golf club fight with just about everyone </3

[Ninastar]

Oh no! That sounds hilarious :sad:

[Tom4784]

Dezzy you have to join us all

I cannot tell you how many times I've actually cried from laughter

I'm waiting for it to drop down in price, I refuse to spend £40 on a game I already own.

[Ninastar]

I don't think I'll ever get over tonight, when I mentioned I was feeling sucidial and needed some guidance... So I went on the 4 foot tall shark statue ready to jump and all of a sudden I see this ambulance driving like 120mph towards me and then it crashes into me and both Tom and Shaun try to stab me to death

[Shaun]

my Party in the USA snapchat story >

[T*]

I don't think I'll ever get over tonight, when I mentioned I was feeling sucidial and needed some guidance... So I went on the 4 foot tall shark statue ready to jump and all of a sudden I see this ambulance driving like 120mph towards me and then it crashes into me and both Tom and Shaun try to stab me to death


Your life is our priority[emoji769]

[Smithy]

you missed smithy's boyfriend engaging in a knife/golf club fight with just about everyone </3

when he stabbed lucas in the throat <3

[Black Dagger]

He was bloody barbaric <\3.

[T*]

Have you still been rejected by Argenis

[T*]

Omg I just googled Argenis' PSN name
He's the same age if not younger than me omf

[Smithy]

I'm all gunned up now and bought a cute little apartment in the centre of the city, excited for yall to see it [emoji73]

[Black Dagger]

Oh

[Black Dagger]

Not me and Rhonda being the offspring of Jimmy Saville. Weep.

[Black Dagger]

I need to get a new apartment tbh. Not me being courteous and allowing people into my house for it to get slated <\3

[T*]

I'm all gunned up now and bought a cute little apartment in the centre of the city, excited for yall to see it [emoji73]


I have the most expensive one that has 10 car garage
You probs have a cockroach infested one ha2

[Shaun]

Not me and Rhonda being the offspring of Jimmy Saville. Weep.

he can be our surrogate child

[Smithy]

I have the most expensive one that has 10 car garage
You probs have a cockroach infested one ha2

It's a 3 story apartment with a 10 car garage hun :fan:

[T*]

It's a 3 story apartment with a 10 car garage hun :fan:


Oh we have the same one then
*sets your apartment on fire*

[Locke.]

Shave off the beard and Horatio would look like the guy in the photo behind him

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/lAMkgPK-hkiHsXGlat1wzw_0_0.jpg

[MessiahCarey]

Are we playing again tonight?

[Black Dagger]

We usually go on every night, none of us have jobs </3

[Shaun]

Tf is messiah

[Smithy]

Anyone on? :ninja2:

[MessiahCarey]

I can't wait to kill you again tonight xo

[Locke.]

Get back on your regular account Drew

[Ninastar]

I'm online now!!!

[MessiahCarey]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/9cb0e599d449cdd222235671f9369d47/tumblr_mwznurRJ3e1qdsrbro1_400.gif

[Shaun]

kk coming xo

[MessiahCarey]

Smithy says when y'all make a game to invite him

[Shaun]

Smithy/Messiah getting a lapdance from Fufu x
http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/1LlPOxkijE2KdoNXmH8C-A_0_0.jpg

ghosthunting selfie~
http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3EMzP4F8XEKqO8ybXXpYiw_0_0.jpg

[Drew.]

Beautiful

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/aiAq2pn4YEew1Z0bhmQS1w_0_0.jpg

[MessiahCarey]

I will be killing you all again tonight xo

[MessiahCarey]

I just spent $20,000 on a mask and now me and Chris are broke

Give us money hoes

[Shaun]

Lmao 20k$ !?

What mask was it tho

[Smithy]

He thought it said 2k :bored:

[Smithy]

Lmao 20k$ !?

What mask was it tho

https://pussiriot.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/katze.jpg


:joker:

[Jake.]

ffs :joker:

[MessiahCarey]

Are y'all playing tonight?

[Jake.]

Drew's organised some Fifa session which I won't be partaking in

[Smithy]

What a fag

[MessiahCarey]

We playing rn

Get online hoes

[Jake.]

who's online

[Smithy]

Me Shaun and caitlin

[Jake.]

I might come on in a sec

[Locke.]

Watching over the city with my tank and then relaxing under the brisk night sky

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0DG2WPpjp0a_tE4hZE6nBg_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/MhwZ6Km3ukea3ORCw1O80w_0_0.jpg

[MessiahCarey]

We are no longer broke

We've got $80,000+ now!

[Jake.]

I'm drinking loads of coffee so that I'll be on tonight

[Shaun]

perched

(also on now but idc about you fags i'm making money on my own until y'all appear and waste all of mine)

[Drew.]

I shall be on all night after the Arsenal game

[Smithy]

Gotta get your Sanchez fill, eh drew :hehe:

[Drew.]

I'm more excited about the paella i'm having for dinner tbh

[Smithy]

:joker:

[Jake.]

okay well the bloody mothers made me tea, thankfully I have a Rockstar in the fridge

[Brother Leon]

Is there a way to transfer money to other players?

[Drew.]

Don't think there is :think:

[Smithy]

Shaun I just walked in as you stabbed George underwater :joker:

[MessiahCarey]

**** YOU SHAUN

http://i.imgur.com/OvRl6yQs.jpg

[Shaun]

GO SWING FROM A CHANDELIER YOU ANOREXIC SLUT http://i.imgur.com/OvRl6yQs.jpg

[MessiahCarey]

YOU AIN'T **** BITCH

http://i.imgur.com/OvRl6yQs.jpg

[Drew.]

I think JAXX wants a bit of Smithy

[Smithy]

It's george playing, don't tell him :fan:

[Shaun]

i m scared

[Jake.]

I'm genuinely sorry about this