Coronation Street - Better Call Barlow

[Rob!]

An actual storyline for Chesney! http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/news/a829377/coronation-street-stabbing-shock-chesney-brown/

[Vanessa]

Can't wait for next week. My favourite character on every episode. Yay! Love Daniel :love:

[Rob!]

Daniel is great. By the look of things, they're aiming to make Daniel and Adam the new Ken and Mike and I am so here for it

[Scarlett.]

I'm glad they're keeping Daniel, I think if he was played by another actor they might have had him leave, but the current one is so good (and feels so 'Ken') that they're keeping him on. It's kinda refreshing for a main character to have done a whodunnit.

[Vanessa]

Rob Mallard is really good and I would never had guessed he was the one who hit Ken. I was convinced it was Adam :laugh: I hear next week Daniel is going to have some very emotional scenes. Here for it! :hee:

[Marsh.]

The Daniel crap was ridiculous.

Why would the book be drenched in blood. Some of it was obviously still wet too.

As for Chesney, I wonder if his recovery will take longer than Sinead's paralysis?

[Vanessa]

The Daniel crap was ridiculous.

Why would the book be drenched in blood. Some of it was obviously still wet too.

As for Chesney, I wonder if his recovery will take longer than Sinead's paralysis?

Because he hit Ken over the head with it. I know it looks a bit far-fetched. But I guess we will know more tomorrow.

[Cherie]

The irony of Ken being clobbered with a book :joker:

Wooden Carla returning :umm2: not surprised she didn't get any work she is a terrible actress

[Vanessa]

The irony of Ken bring clobbered with a book :joker:

Wooden Carla returning :umm2: not surprised she didn't get any work she is a terrible actress

Daniel really didn't want to read that book! :joker:

[Rob!]

Daniel really didn't want to read that book! :joker:

Marsh trying to kill off his dad with my complete works?

[Vanessa]

Marsh trying to kill off his dad with my complete works?

:laugh:

[Marsh.]

Because he hit Ken over the head with it. I know it looks a bit far-fetched. But I guess we will know more tomorrow.
Yes but that doesn't make sense. Unless Ken's head exploded when the book hit it there's no need for that much blood.
He hit him once and Ken fell down the stairs so it shouldn't be that much on the book.

If he was bleeding that badly also there would've been a puddle around his head at the foot of the stairs.

[Vanessa]

Yes but that doesn't make sense. Unless Ken's head exploded when the book hit it there's no need for that much blood.
He hit him once and Ken fell down the stairs so it shouldn't be that much on the book.

If he was bleeding that badly also there would've been a puddle around his head at the foot of the stairs.

I agree.

[Marsh.]

The irony of Ken being clobbered with a book :joker:

Wooden Carla returning :umm2: not surprised she didn't get any work she is a terrible actress
I don't believe that rumour.

But I thought Alison King is a pretty good actress.

[Scarlett.]

I feel like its a bit too early for Carla to be returning, I think she'd just end up in the same cycle of storylines.

[Scarlett.]

Daniel looked pure crazy tonight o;

[Vanessa]

I'm loving this. Rob Mallard is amazing.

[Denver]

Worst kept secret is out Denise is back

[Scarlett.]

If this is Nick Tilsley's death... o;

[Vanessa]

Poor Daniel, I felt for him tonight :sad:

[Amy Jade]

He's one of the ugliest criers ever.

Good actor though it's a shame he's been lumped with Sinead she's horrific and the actress is abysmal.

[Rob!]

An actual mess at Nick in quicksand.

[Scarlett.]

It does feel like they're going more for a post-watershed feel this year, then again, this must be the first BGT week they've not blown something up in.

[Rob!]

I could really do without the self harming scenes. I don't do blood.

[Scarlett.]

They hard to watch, but I suppose they need to show blood or else it isn't really going far enough with the issue

[Vanessa]

Wow, brilliant episode and Rob Mallard once again amazing. Can't wait for tonight :hee:

[Deirdre]

Daniel is staying on the street? I wonder how when he clearly needs professional treatment.
That scene with Bethany tonight was very disturbing. I hope it ends soon for her.

[Vanessa]

Daniel is staying on the street? I wonder how when he clearly needs professional treatment.
That scene with Bethany tonight was very disturbing. I hope it ends soon for her.

I think Ken gets rid of the evidence. So Daniel won't be charged.

[Marsh.]

They hard to watch, but I suppose they need to show blood or else it isn't really going far enough with the issue
I don't see Daniel's story as them covering a sensitive issue tbh. It's just a farcical attempt at a Norman Bates story.

[Daniel-X]

Hmmm so over Daniel and still so obsessed with Shona.

[LukeB]

This big week for corrie is quite poor. I expected better

[Marsh.]

This big week for corrie is quite poor. I expected better
They've ran out of ideas for accidents now they have to do this week every year.

I mean sinking sand. :joker:

[LukeB]

They've ran out of ideas for accidents now they have to do this week every year.

I mean sinking sand. :joker:

Max to get his head stuck for the next stunt?

wasn't last years when Carla ran over Cathy? (i couldn't find the gif)

[Daniel-X]

Mess remember when EE tried to compete against Corrie's big May week in 2013 with Lauren smacking Lucy one and Kirsty refusing to serve her. Kind of iconic.

[Daniel-X]

Max to get his head stuck for the next stunt?

wasn't last years when Carla ran over Cathy? (i couldn't find the gif)

The ones I can remember where the ones when Tracey set fire to the flats, Carla ran over Stella and Carla's exit where she ran over Cathy.

[Marsh.]

Max to get his head stuck for the next stunt?

wasn't last years when Carla ran over Cathy? (i couldn't find the gif)

Yeah, they didn't even need that part either, it was just tacked onto the end just for the sake of having something "exciting" happen.

[Marsh.]

The ones I can remember where the ones when Tracey set fire to the flats, Carla ran over Stella and Carla's exit where she ran over Cathy.

Mess was Stella being ran over a BGT week? :joker:

They really did repeat themselves over and over with Carla.

I remember the first one being Tony Gordon's exit when the factory blew up. That was a really long running plot that kind of warranted a big week but they've gotten really silly now.

[Scarlett.]

I think this week has been better than yet another explosion, the quicksand plot was silly, but it wasnt the main event of the week.

[Deirdre]

Literally nothing happened in that week...
I ship Shona and David though

[Rob!]

Wow so Bethany was basically gang raped? Blimey.

[Deirdre]

I think it might come out that it didn't actually go that far. Might be a bit too dark but still warning people of what was going to happen

[smudgie]

Wow so Bethany was basically gang raped? Blimey.

Hopefully they didn't manage the gangbang before the raid.
Silly girl, but good that they show this stuff, might warn women/young girls against these pervs.

[reece(:]

Literally nothing happened in that week...
I ship Shona and David though

Does he know she's the killers mother? (I haven't been watching)

[Deirdre]

Does he know she's the killers mother? (I haven't been watching)

I didn't even know she was the killer's mother :hehe::shrug:

[Rob!]

Does he know she's the killers mother? (I haven't been watching)

He doesn't but Gail does.

[Marsh.]

Gail is always the one keeping the secrets. It was Michael's fake son last time. :joker:

[Rob!]

Still better than anything Enders has produced all year.

[LukeB]

This week was so dull :joker:

Nick's exit was awful lmao. what is this show

[Marsh.]

Still better than anything Enders has produced all year.

Who asked? :oh:

[Rob!]

Me http://rs285.pbsrc.com/albums/ll73/Alipius/MrBean.gif~c200

[Rob!]

I'm so glad Nick is gone omg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what is this show

coronation street

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

* ba dum tss*

[Vanessa]

I'm so glad that Daniel is out. But what about poor Adam? :laugh:

[Deirdre]

I'm so glad Nick is gone omg

same. Leanne next. Really not looking forward to her moping around (more than usual) for the foreseeable future.

[Rob!]

My mum actually argued with me last night when I said that Leanne was a sanctimonious hypercrite. Like does she even watch the same show?

[Deirdre]

Adam's so hot :love:

[Vanessa]

Poor Daniel :sad:

[Deirdre]

That's the second time Aiden has had sex with two different women in the one day. Sloppy writing, can't they think of anything else?
Plus Aidens character is an extremely unlikeable person. He seems to have zero redeeming qualities


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[Rob!]

I can't stand Aidan.

[Marsh.]

Aidan can't act either.

[Marsh.]

And how long was Eva waiting for Aidan? He was shagging Maria and she didn't even bat an eyelid at waiting around all afternoon.

[Rob!]

I quite liked the jeweller bloke. "Bet she can work her way round an apple." :joker:

[Deirdre]

Aiden and Maria make me so sick. I hope this storyline is over soon

[Rob!]

Perched for Eva's revenge

[Amy Jade]

I hope Daniel is dead. Awful character and the scenes of him high were shocking, soooo cringe worthy!

[Vanessa]

He's not dead. Love Daniel :love:

[Amy Jade]

He's awful. His acting is laughable.

[LaLaLand]

Daniel's drug and booze binge was so cringe. Like Hollyoaks bad.

[Vanessa]

He's awful. His acting is laughable.

I like him :hmph:

[hijaxers]

Adam's so hot :love:

Sorry but he makes me wanna puke i can't wait for him to leave , i can't stand looking at his face even !

[Amy Jade]

I like him :hmph:

We'll have to agree to disagree again :laugh:

I can't stand him, that drug scene was honestly horrific. So embarrassingly bad.

[Deirdre]

was praying Bethany would get away. Hope this is nearly the end for her. Great storyline and great acting.

[Rob!]

This week is slaying so far :clap1:

[Marsh.]

https://i.imgur.com/ceP0enE.gif

This show is bloody terrible at times. :joker:

[Rob!]

I liked how tonight's interview scene went on for over 5 minutes. It's actually rare for Corrie to credit their audience with that much attention span.

[Marsh.]

I hope this Neil stuff doesn't drag on for too long.

[Rob!]

Presumably we've got a way for it to go yet. I can't imagine they've given Craig this whole policeman story without there being some sort of climax between him and Neil

[Gstar]

https://i.imgur.com/ceP0enE.gif

me

[Deirdre]

https://i.imgur.com/ceP0enE.gif

This show is bloody terrible at times. :joker:

i didn't see this but wtf :laugh:

such a stupid ending to the affair storyline. as if Aiden would connect his device to the tv when he's sexting Maria off it. Hope they both realize what a scumbag he is.

[Daniel-X]

Simon Barlow's actor was in my college today for his taster day, he had a member of staff walking round with him all day so he didn't get harassed :skull:

[Denver]

Ana is going

[Rob!]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/news/a832313/debbie-rush-quits-coronation-street-anna-windass/

[Rob!]

Can't say I'm sorry to see her go. She had the potential to be a classic character but she doesn't do anything but whine these days

[Marsh.]

Anna Windass to be killed off!


The viewers....

https://i.imgur.com/ceP0enE.gif

[Rob!]

The viewers....

https://i.imgur.com/ceP0enE.gif

Flop

[Rob!]

Bigger flop than Eddie Windass

[Marsh.]

What's a flop? :oh:

[Rob!]

That gif, I canne see it

[storybrooke]

I only watch Corrie occasionally but I am glad to hear that Anna is leaving.
She seems to be always whinging about something. I bet Phelan murders her

[Amy Jade]

I hope whatever happens to Anna she takes bloody Faye with her

[LukeB]

I hope whatever happens to Anna she takes bloody Faye with her

:fc:

[Scarlett.]

Glad Anna is leaving, the character was best when she was with Owen, ever since then she's been a spare part. That being said, Izzy will be left with next to no connections to the street after this.

[Marsh.]

That gif, I canne see it

Well everybody else can. :oh:

[Gstar]

Glad Anna is leaving, the character was best when she was with Owen, ever since then she's been a spare part. That being said, Izzy will be left with next to no connections to the street after this.

Izzy needs to leave and NEVER return

[Scarlett.]

http://i.imgur.com/1Vtd3Ldl.jpg

[Rob!]

http://i.imgur.com/1Vtd3Ldl.jpg

Do you listen to that podcast too? :amazed:

[Scarlett.]

Now and again, yush :D

[Rob!]

Now and again, yush :D

Gemma :love:

[Marsh.]

Why is Liz packing things up and talking about stuff she hasn't worn since 1999 as though they've been in the pub all of that time?

She only moved back from Spain like 3 years ago, where she lived for 4 years and prior to that was in a poky flat at Streetcars when she dated Lloyd?

[Marsh.]

Also, we already had this "Pretending to be a couple to win a big magazine prize" storyline on EastEnders with Heather and Minty.

[Marsh.]

Also, why doesn't Beth Platt record the conversation when that creep comes to see her.

Silly SILLY girl!

[Rob!]

Oop at Anna scalping Erica

[Marsh.]

I can't get over what a crap character Erica is.

[T*]

CAN not believe this is still on!

[Rob!]

CAN not believe this is still on!

:nono:

[Rob!]

I can't get over what a crap character Erica is.

Agreed, they've completely wasted Claire King and lost a decent actress in the process.

[Marsh.]

They need to revive Bad Girls for the poor love.

[Scarlett.]

Kinda glad Erica is leaving, her character has been wasted being stuck with Dev

[Scarlett.]

Rita forgetting about the mug reminded me of how Mike's alzhimers storyline first began...

[Marsh.]

Not Kate Oates sacking Our Rita.

[Rob!]

She's coming back girls :love: :clap1:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/14/coronation-street-spoilers-carla-connor-returns-in-big-christmas-storyline-6852488/

[Ross.]

Welp didn't she leave like two minutes ago

[Rob!]

Yes and the way she left was ****ing awful so Kate Oates is going to make her awesome again :love:

[Marsh.]

Omg NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Disappointed. She was fantastic in her peak but the character was well and truly exhausted by the end.

Coming back whilst the likes of Leanne and Peter are major characters isn't a good sign as she's just going to get pulled back into that mess.

[Rob!]

She sounds like she's going to take on Michelle which isn't really anything to do with the Peter/Leanne stuff. However, I am SO here for her pushing Toyah out and her being landlady of the Rovers

[Marsh.]

She sounds like she's going to take on Michelle which isn't really anything to do with the Peter/Leanne stuff. However, I am SO here for her pushing Toyah out and her being landlady of the Rovers

Two alcoholics together running a pub. :worry:

Carla and a glass of wine go together like Ronnie Mitchell and a look of depression.

[Samm]

SHDHDHD carla is such a mess she's been raped, nearly killed someone, nearly died around 100 times, has been taken hostage, has had a string of violent husbands

what left is there to do with her

[Rob!]

She'd be PERFECT behind the bar of the Rovers though, even if Peter ends up ****ing off somewhere. I've wanted her behind there for years.

[Marsh.]

She sounds like she's going to take on Michelle which isn't really anything to do with the Peter/Leanne stuff. However, I am SO here for her pushing Toyah out and her being landlady of the Rovers

Take on Michelle? Aren't they friends though?

[Rob!]

Take on Michelle? Aren't they friends though?

Apparently not. I forget where she fits in with the Connors? Is she Johnny's daughter and Aidan and Kate's sister?

[Marsh.]

Apparently not. I forget where she fits in with the Connors? Is she Johnny's daughter and Aidan and Kate's sister?

Yeah, I think so.

It's so bad. Legend Carla deserved an iconic birth family not Shayne Ward, Gareth Gates' missus and some old fart.

I really wanted us to be introduced to her mother who is like an Angie Watts type.

[Rob!]

Urgh imagine when she starts sharing scenes with Shayne Ward. She'll act him off the screen.

[Drew.]

Went from watching Corrie every day for about 10 years to not watching it for a year, i miss it, but Kate Oates is a bitch

[Natalie.]

Glad she's coming back :clap1:

[Scarlett.]

I like the sound of the park area they're going to add to the set, will make a change from just sitting outside Audrehs

Also, wish I could change the title lol

[Rob!]

Good god I hope that the two actresses playing those girls never show up on television again, never mind Corrie.

[Marsh.]

I like the sound of the park area they're going to add to the set, will make a change from just sitting outside Audrehs

Also, wish I could change the title lol
Walford's random swing set round t'back of the Arches is shook.

[Rob!]

Faye's next child to be conceived on the slide?

[Scarlett.]

n3FIiwU0Ew8

[Denver]

Not Andy back from the dead

[Scarlett.]

Holy **** they kept that quiet.

[Rob!]

I'm more concerned about our Reet :worry:

[Scarlett.]

Looks like she may have dementia D:

[Marsh.]

Didn't Gina steal the £100 and she's making Rita feel like she forgot lending it to her?

[BBUK-Fan]

That Andy twist! Good job for them keeping that extremely quiet

[Rob!]

Didn't Gina steal the £100 and she's making Rita feel like she forgot lending it to her?

I did wonder that, but then Rita started saying she remembered it clear as day :shrug:

[Cal.]

Queen Carla is coming back to SNATCH everybody's storylines?

[Jase.]

LOVED Carla back in the day when she was really bitchy, but then she turned into constant victim Carla and it was depressing to watch.

[Denver]

They ar killing Rita off later this year

[BBUK-Fan]

They ar killing Rita off later this year

IS it true?

[Denver]

Its in the Sun and they leaked the Mitchel sisters deaths so im guessing so

[reece(:]

not Rita

[Ross.]

Poor Rita

[Brillopad]

It will be sad to see her go as she has been there forever and contributed a
Lot in storylines over the years but there comes a time when we must all retire.

I am more interested in the Andy storyline at the moment and can't wait to see him escape and expose that creep. Eileen's face will be a picture.

[Rob!]

Just been announced the new episode is going on Wednesdays at 8:30

[Marsh.]

"Stunt-filled wedding" = Eva pushing Maria into a fountain. :/

[Scarlett.]

Wish the extra ep was Sundays lol

[Marsh.]

So an hour of Corrie on Monday, Wednesday and Friday? :unsure:

That's too much, even back when it was watchable.

[Rob!]

"Stunt-filled wedding" = Eva pushing Maria into a fountain. :/

Eastenders wishes it could handle such action filled water stunts

[Marsh.]

Eastenders wishes it could handle such action filled water stunts

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9548009.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Ronnie-and-Roxie-in-Poola.jpg

[Rob!]

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9548009.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Ronnie-and-Roxie-in-Poola.jpg

Do not MENTION it :oh:

[Natalie.]

The extra episode is too much, I guess there's a break in between the first episode like Monday and Friday?

[Marsh.]

Just thought. Yet another double so another need for them to create silly cliffhangers to bridge the two episodes. It would be better as three hour long episodes.

Monday and Friday are already jammed with fake reveals and silly endings to justify "cliffhangers".

[Scarlett.]

I'd rather they did em through the week with a double on Monday, like Emmerdale

[Rob!]

The Rita story is the only really interesting story right now. I honestly find Phelan so overrated as a character

[Marsh.]

The Rita story is the only really interesting story right now. I honestly find Phelan so overrated as a character

People laud him as such a well rounded and written character but he's literally one of the worst villains in the show's history.

The Andy stuff would be great if it stemmed from a great plot, but it doesn't.

[Rob!]

People laud him as such a well rounded and written character but he's literally one of the worst villains in the show's history.

The Andy stuff would be great if it stemmed from a great plot, but it doesn't.

He would be if Will hadn't come along. He is so paper thin as a character. We don't know him, he hasn't got a motive, he's boring as hell and the acting isn't that great either, though it's not like he's got a huge amount to work with

[Marsh.]

Although I will tune in when Anna inevitably discovers the truth and he murders her.

[Deirdre]

Rana and Kate are going to have an affair :dance:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/06/coronation-street-spoilers-boss-kate-oates-confirms-kate-connor-and-rana-nazir-affair-6908611/
This should be good, we've seen Rana being weird towards Kate and her gf in the last few episodes and it's because she's developed feelings for her.

Don't care about the Phealan storyline at all. Looking forward to Bethany's trial though.

[Rob!]

Rana? Since when has she been bisexual? :unsure:

Not Zedan being that bad in the bedroom

[Deirdre]

I think she's realizing that she's gay or else has always known and repressed it. She rushed her marriage with Zeedan when they barely knew each other. They've been mismatched since day 1.

[Marsh.]

Wasn't Rana and Zeedan an arranged marriage?

[Rob!]

But like why has it taken Kate to get laid (does she only have one arm by the way?) for her to suddenly decide this?

[Deirdre]

But like why has it taken Kate to get laid (does she only have one arm by the way?) for her to suddenly decide this?

it's not a decision

[Marsh.]

it's not a decision
Ignore Rob. He's a homophobe .

[Rob!]

http://i.imgur.com/xRc8aBn.jpg

[Deirdre]

Ignore Rob. He's a homophobe .

:yuk:

[Marsh.]

I'm surprised Corrie are actually being a little unpredictable.

Aiden's going to confess all before the wedding and there's a stunt they aren't revealing beforehand. Intriguing.

[Natalie.]

Rana and Kate are going to have an affair :dance:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/06/coronation-street-spoilers-boss-kate-oates-confirms-kate-connor-and-rana-nazir-affair-6908611/
This should be good, we've seen Rana being weird towards Kate and her gf in the last few episodes and it's because she's developed feelings for her.

Don't care about the Phealan storyline at all. Looking forward to Bethany's trial though.

The Rana and Kate story seems good, can't wait for that one

[joeysteele]

Honestly I know it's a soap but for goodness sake the Phelan nonsense has gone on way too long.

First he gets away seemingly scot free with ripping off 15k from a good number of the locals.
Then he has Andy imprisoned,chained up.

How on earth is all that even plausible, it insulting to have to watch.
He's hardly with Andy,for months Andy has been stuck there, what on earth does he do as to natural needs of toilet etc.

Absolutely stupid.

Corrie has dealt with many issues and had some great moments but Phelan getting his comeuppance is not just overdue it's total farce.

[Marsh.]

Phelan stole Scotland? :omgno:

[Rob!]

Scotland to have another referendum in response? :omgno:

[Marsh.]

Yeah, why is nobody bothered that they're now 15k in debt after being ripped off?

[Rob!]

You're right though, it's absurd. Plus Andy isn't even an interesting character so why they even brought him back is beyond me. Does he even have any connections in the street now? Michael is dead and Steph had left :shrug:

[Marsh.]

Now if he had Les Dennis in the basement that would've been shocking.

[Rob!]

I mean Kate Oates is a million times better than Stuart Blackburn but she's hardly the DTC of Corrie.

[Marsh.]

She was great on Emmerdale I don't know what's happened.

[Cal.]

She was great on Emmerdale I don't know what's happened.

She was good in 2013 & 2014. She was awful after that. Killing Val off when Charlie Hardwick only wanted a break :umm2:

[Marsh.]

She was good in 2013 & 2014. She was awful after that. Killing Val off when Charlie Hardwick only wanted a break :umm2:

Eh? I thought Hardwick quit outright?

She'd had a bloody break the year before. :omgno:

[Rob!]

Can this Will/Michelle rubbish finish soon please

[Rob!]

I am intrigued as to what's going on with Seb though

[Cal.]

Eh? I thought Hardwick quit outright?

She'd had a bloody break the year before. :omgno:

She confirmed she didn't somewhere icr

[LukeB]

I watched some today..what a pile of crap

[Marsh.]

She confirmed she didn't somewhere icr
FUMING

[Marsh.]

I am intrigued as to what's going on with Seb though

Is he still in it?

What's happening with him?

[Rob!]

Is he still in it?

What's happening with him?

He temporarily dumped Fay for no reason and he has a big graze down his face. She rang him tonight and he was clearly at home and looking really nervous and unhappy. Child abuse?

[Marsh.]

He temporarily dumped Fay for no reason and he has a big graze down his face. She rang him tonight and he was clearly at home and looking really nervous and unhappy. Child abuse?

Well at least they didn't go down that daft route of him being Phelan's grandson.

[Rob!]

I'm confiscating your dog :joker:

[Underscore]

I've had a break for just over a year so starting to get back into it. Amazing how I can pick everything up after a few episodes!

[Marsh.]

Wow, John Michie's (who played Karl Price a few years ago) daughter has been murdered at Bestival. :(

[Rob!]

Wow. Poor guy :(

[reece(:]

Wow, John Michie's (who played Karl Price a few years ago) daughter has been murdered at Bestival. :(

I saw this :(

[Rob!]

I honestly can't stand Gary

[Underscore]

loving Eva

https://media.giphy.com/media/k8emfUEidBo9a/giphy.gif

[Rob!]

Goddess

[Marsh.]

Why are they allowing Maria to gain the upper hand?

No matter what they always try to make Maria the victim or the heroine when she's a lying cheating slag and always has been.

[Rob!]

I screamed when the piñata burst

[Scarlett.]

Eva's gone a little too far now, what does she expect to happen when everything is revealed? She's been pretty nasty to a lot of people who don't deserve it.

Also, I'm thinking of starting a new Corrie thread so the titles can actually be changed (we're stuck with Better Call Barlow for the foreseeable with this one)

[Underscore]

they should kill maria off

[RileyH]

they should kill maria off

Maria is a legend :nono:

[Marsh.]

they should kill maria off

:clap1:

[Marsh.]

Eva's gone a little too far now, what does she expect to happen when everything is revealed? She's been pretty nasty to a lot of people who don't deserve it.

Also, I'm thinking of starting a new Corrie thread so the titles can actually be changed (we're stuck with Better Call Barlow for the foreseeable with this one)

I haven't been watching but I assumed it was to humiliate him and make him feel the pain she did. So she faked the pregnancy and started getting him to spend on her.

I saw it as a month long plan at most, sponge what she could and then hit him where it hurts.

I have no idea what she hoped to gain carrying on this long and actually getting to the wedding? Does she really want to marry him? And I have no idea how she's got away with not even having the slightest baby bump? Isn't she supposed to be like 3 or 4 months gone now? :joker:

[Rob!]

I've got literally no sympathy for Aidan as a character though and Maria is as messy as she ever was.

[Marsh.]

The fact Shayne Ward can't act and has the charisma of a wet towel doesn't help.

[Rob!]

I am cautiously optimistic that this might be quite a good week though tbh. Considering what it's up against, it shouldn't have to do much to impress

[Rob!]

The wedding stuff was great as was the Rita story. Vic Reeves wasn't funny in the slightest though.

[Underscore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEYDJbn9kxA

"I know who you are and I know why you're here so I do"

Jim is a LEGEND

[Marsh.]

Not here for Maria winning out over the others and being the victim. Bitch needs what she deserves.

[RileyH]

Maria is the only good thing left about the show other than the Platts

[Marsh.]

Maria is the only good thing left about the show other than the Platts
Horrible character with horrible storylines.

If she's not being a boring background bitch, she's being a boring slag.

If she's not being a boring slag, she's being a boring background bitch.

[RileyH]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/d65fd13f37c7e87eaa36efb46e2bc6d7/tumblr_oj16kocREH1rntxqeo3_250.gif

[LukeB]

Maria is awful, i find it funny how she is playing a homewrecker when she did that in real life as well.

[RileyH]

Maria is awful, i find it funny how she is playing a homewrecker when she did that in real life as well.

ooh this tea :idc:

but tbf is she didn't then we wouldn't have experienced Jorgie and Sylvain's awkward partnership on DOI

[Amy Jade]

Maria is awful. She is a background character until theres a marriage/relationship to break up. She literally palms her poor kid off on anyone. Who had him while she went to Eva's wedding?

I hope they axe her soon.

[LukeB]

ooh this tea :idc:

but tbf is she didn't then we wouldn't have experienced Jorgie and Sylvain's awkward partnership on DOI

maybe not but that was the reason why Jorgie tragically left first when she was the best skater so another reason why to hate Maria

[RileyH]

maybe not but that was the reason why Jorgie tragically left first when she was the best skater so another reason why to hate Maria

I hate Samia, not Maria

[RileyH]

Oh I forgot about Eva, she's alright as well

[Underscore]

I see you're using ****ty Maria to overshadow Jim Mcdonalds greatness so you do

[Natalie.]

Maria is awful, i find it funny how she is playing a homewrecker when she did that in real life as well.

I was thinking this the other day :laugh:
She is awful, needs to go

[BBUK-Fan]

Eva looked so hot in that wedding dress :love:

[Rob!]

Eva is hot tbh. If I was straight I totes would.

[RileyH]

icon:clap1:

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/secondary/Eva-Price-rushed-out-with-her-saucy-outfit-on-961917.jpg

[Rob!]

She's been criminally underused ever since she first came in tbh. Her last storyline involved her going ape at a wedding so I hope this is the start of her actually getting some good material.

[Marsh.]

Whose wedding did she go ape at last time?

[Rob!]

Whose wedding did she go ape at last time?

I think it was Nick and Leanne's. She hadn't been in it long but her and Nick had been together and then I think Nick and Leanne got back together and she was jealous and tried to ruin it. There was an amazing scene of her walking down the aisle with Leanne as a bridesmaid and she had this absolute face of thunder. <3

[Marsh.]

I think it was Nick and Leanne's. She hadn't been in it long but her and Nick had been together and then I think Nick and Leanne got back together and she was jealous and tried to ruin it. There was an amazing scene of her walking down the aisle with Leanne as a bridesmaid and she had this absolute face of thunder. <3
Lmao. I completely forgot she dated Nick at the beginning of her stint.

And she hated Leanne.

[Rob!]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKH0p2CX0AoytT9.jpg


HOWLING omg :joker:

[Marsh.]

She's like an eagle

[Rob!]

Or a weeping angel

[RileyH]

queen

[Daniel-X]

This is such a joke it was meant to be really emotional and it's turned into a bad comedy. Just like Corrie always do.

[Rob!]

I’ve screamed so far tbh

[Marsh.]

What was the stunt then?

[Daniel-X]

This is pathetic

[Daniel-X]

Having it come full circle on Eva and have her begging him to take her back? Wtf? Corrie will always be a joke.

[Rob!]

Erm....there better be more to tonight than that pathetic cliffhanger

[Daniel-X]

Erm....there better be more to tonight than that pathetic cliffhanger

Knowing Corrie she'll fall onto like a milk float, it'll drive off and she'll be sat on the roof like 'AIDAN!' as she chases the float.

[BBUK-Fan]

Hate how Eva is made to be the villain when Aidan started this mess by cheating.

[BBUK-Fan]

Falling out the window? Shocking

[RileyH]

Knowing Corrie she'll fall onto like a milk float, it'll drive off and she'll be sat on the roof like 'AIDAN!' as she chases the float.

nnn why is this so accurate

[BBUK-Fan]

Just get the stalker storyline over and done with. Corrie needs a kick up the arse, wanting to keep Eva and Aidan together. Don't write them a ****ing affair then ffs

[Vanessa]

Omg Eva is going to fall! :shocked:

[Daniel-X]

Lol @ a year running storyline amounting to nothing. Insulting.

[Rob!]

Hmm. Yeah, that was pretty meh. I deliberately avoided spoilers because I saw that this week was stunty, so wanted to go in having no idea what was going to happen.

Still though, I hope now Will has been found out that that ridiculous story can come to an end. Also I did scream at them somehow removing the roof of the factory without anybody seeing?

[Josy]

Where did will come from btw?

[Marsh.]

What happened? Give me the lowdown.

[BBUK-Fan]

What a **** storyline

[BBUK-Fan]

Lol @ a year running storyline amounting to nothing. Insulting.

Corrie drags out it's storylines and they end up ****

[Scarlett.]

I kinda hope this is the end of Underworld, can't really see how it'd come back from this lol. Given the amount of times Underworld has been nearly shut down, this should be the time that does it, I mean, it doesn't even have a roof, lol.