Talk Football Here

[Ryan57]

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Mikel Arteta doing well also.

[bbfan1991]

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San Iker's missus Sara Carbonero, who happens to interview Real Madrid players:joker:.

[Ryan57]

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San Iker's missus Sara Carbonero, who happens to interview Real Madrid players:joker:.

Was thinking about her, bbfan. A very nice lady.

[bbfan1991]

1-1 Daniel Sturridge came on with a point to prove!

[Ryan57]

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Cleverley's ex. Emily O'Hara.

[Ryan57]

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Freddie Ljungberg's ex. SAMIR NASRI's current. What does she see in him? Maybe it's that big, juicy, whopping... wallet of his.

[Ryan57]

Hopefully Liverpool win. Not often I say that.

[bbfan1991]

1-2 Luis Suarez to blame for conceding that penalty.

[Ryan57]

1-2 Luis Suarez to blame for conceding that penalty.

Great! :(

[Drew.]

i think Suarez has just tried to eat Ivanovics arm..

[Brother Leon]

Suspend the twat.

[bbfan1991]

Luis Suarez biting Branislav Ivanovic:o.

[Drew.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIY31OYCIAAfD41.jpg

[bbfan1991]

http://i.minus.com/inzFvH1Zh8JIF.gif

[Drew.]

having seen that really clear replay that is disgusting, cant believe i just saw that

[Brother Leon]

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Football's Mike Tyson...minus the championships :p

[MTVN]

lol he never does himself any favours does he

[MTVN]

He got a 7 match ban when he was at Ajax for biting a PSV players shoulder apparently

[Drew.]

if he gets a ban and moves in the summer this could be the last time we see him playing for Liverpool

[Ryan57]

Even bigger tw@t than I thought. Anyone but him for POTY.

[Drew.]

https://twitpic.com/show/large/ckz78e

[bbfan1991]

Luis Suarez is not the sharpest tool in the box, but through gritted teeth on the pitch in terms of his talent you cannot deny his skill.

[Marc]

So Suarez bites people

[bbfan1991]

So Suarez bites people

Yes and if the FA don't act then I deem them to be toothless;):D.

[MTVN]

Sensing a last gasp Shelvey equaliser here

[Brother Leon]

Might aswell ban him for rest of season. Only like 5 games left and that's a fair suspension.

[bbfan1991]

And he scores...

[MTVN]

****s sake :joker:

[Drew.]

oh my god.

[Brother Leon]

Rodgers time.

[bbfan1991]

I so hope that Chelsea do not finish in the top four:D.

[Locke.]

The cannibal!!!!!!!!!!!! What a guy

[Drew.]

that goal was possibly his last touch in a Liverpool shirt

[Brother Leon]

Good day of football.

FM Time.

[Drew.]

yes, Purdy and Leon we need a FM meeting, Skype in 5 minutes

[bbfan1991]

I like Graeme Souness as a pundit.

[bbfan1991]

Is Brendan Rodgers for real with what he has just said?

[Cherie]

Is Brendan Rodgers for real with what he has just said?

:joker:

Just heard Jamie Redknapp say at least Suarez showed energy and appetite, lol.

[bbfan1991]

A mini Danny Welbeck:joker:.

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIY8VXMCAAANBJj.jpg

[Cherie]

A mini Danny Welbeck:joker:.

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIY8VXMCAAANBJj.jpg

:shocked: so like him.

[MTVN]

Guy on 606 saying it was only a "simulated bite" and that if Ivanovic can't prove he has teeth marks on his arm Suarez is innocent :joker:

[Jesus.]

Seems like a fair point. If the glove doesn't fit, you can't convict.

[Drew.]

if there are marks on his arm they'll have taken a photo of it by now so be expecting one on twitter or another website tonight

[bbfan1991]

Rafael Benitez playing dumb because he so wants Brendan Rodgers to mess up, which means he can come back to Liverpool again at some point.

The FA are apparently going to review the footage, so they should...

[MTVN]

Seems like a fair point. If the glove doesn't fit, you can't convict.

It's a silly point, they'd probably have faded by now or he might not even have got a good enough bite on his arm to leave any clear marks, I've never heard of anyone going in for a 'simulated bite' either

[Locke.]

Think he is just screaming and it looks like a bite

Hopefully the FA have the same view point as myself

[Jesus.]

It's a silly point, they'd probably have faded by now or he might not even have got a good enough bite on his arm to leave any clear marks, I've never heard of anyone going in for a 'simulated bite' either

With those teeth?

I think people are going to have to come to the conclusion that it was a bit of high jinx and tomfoolery.

[Legend killer]

Sweet Dreams Ivanovic if your lucky you have been given Aids

[bbfan1991]

PlayersOnTheSuarez menu is trending on Twitter:joker:.

Some funny responses!

[Wildcat!]

It's a silly point, they'd probably have faded by now or he might not even have got a good enough bite on his arm to leave any clear marks, I've never heard of anyone going in for a 'simulated bite' either

whose goal is that on your signature?

[MTVN]

whose goal is that on your signature?

Diame's against Man Utd last Wednesday, a thing of beauty eh

[bbfan1991]

Will your club be able to afford Andy Carroll if Liverpool decide to let him go, which I suspect they will instead of offering him another chance?

[Wildcat!]

Diame's against Man Utd last Wednesday, a thing of beauty eh

Ah I knew that was from Senegal!! Wasnt sure though. :)

[MTVN]

Will your club be able to afford Andy Carroll if Liverpool decide to let him go, which I suspect they will instead of offering him another chance?

Not for £17m I wouldn't think, big Sam definitely wants to keep him and we're apparently gonna try to get him for £10m but I dunno if Liverpool will be prepared to sell him for that, or Newcastle might be able to tempt him back as well

[Locke.]

Big Andy is staying put and leading us back to the Champions League

[MTVN]

Nah Brendan hates the poor guy, but I suppose you might need him back what with Suarez leaving

[bbfan1991]

Big Andy is staying put and leading us back to the Champions League

I think you should give him another chance, he is in good form for West Ham and seems happy with his improvement, plus he has a different style upfront with his physical attributes.

Mike Tyson is now following Luis Suarez on Twitter, this day is crazy:joker:.

[Wildcat!]

Think he is just screaming and it looks like a bite

Hopefully the FA have the same view point as myself

He could be one of the extras on The Walking Dead. No training required!

[Ryan57]

https://twitpic.com/show/large/ckz78e

No wonder nobody likes him. Doing it to Ivanovic though. A player that would absolutely tw@t the goofy pri-ck.

I like Graeme Souness as a pundit.

When it comes to Barcelona and Lionel Messi the guy gets such an erection. Can't stand him due to that, personally.

https://twitter.com/RAWK_Meltdown

One of the greatest Twitter pages ever. Always brings the LOLs and I knew it would again with today's events. Those deluded Liverpool fans. :joker:

[bbfan1991]

Damage limitation has begun. I hope Liverpool's PR team has learnt a lesson from the Evra/Suarez saga;).

[Locke.]

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton 11m
People are going on like he's actually eaten someone. Nobody has died. Worse things happen in nurseries every day of the week. Move on FFS!

Wise words from Joseph. We'll have no more talk of the Suarez biting incident.

[bbfan1991]

Sevilla lost to Atletico Madrid tonight:(.

[King Gizzard]

w7jeB94ksXM

[bbfan1991]

Nooooooo Sporting:(.

[bbfan1991]

Nathan have you seen that Shinji Kagawa advert? If not it is in the United thread:D.

[King Gizzard]

i'm still masturbating over that goal at the moment

[bbfan1991]

Strawberry milkshake for Nathan:joker:, you are dreaming of the fit Chelsea woman physio really.

[Drew.]

probably the best gif iv seen of Suarez

http://chattypics.com/files/SuarezBirthday_m2mcwsbcz2.gif

[Drew.]

an insane goal that never was

QE45oXBDk44

[Alf]

Dirty little bugger
He want's at least a 12 game ban

[Mystic Mock]

What possessed Suarez lol? It gave me a good laugh I must admit.

[Ryan57]

w7jeB94ksXM

Amazing goal. Had that been Barcelona everyone would be fapping over it.

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton 11m
People are going on like he's actually eaten someone. Nobody has died. Worse things happen in nurseries every day of the week. Move on FFS!

Wise words from Joseph. We'll have no more talk of the Suarez biting incident.

A nursery is slightly different to a 26 year old. Besides, it's unlikely it happens every day. Little children probably have more sense.

Brilliant gif also, Drew. :joker:


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[Jesus.]

Was it as bad as this?

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Really?

[Brother Leon]

Liverpool fans bringing in United players now,because they are out of excuses for him. Don't worry guys..I am sure the "Cultural difference" excuse can be used one final time ;)

[Jesus.]

I'm not. Is this one OK?

What happened to Shearer for this?

C8fMbxLTpps

No one ever called for these players to be thrown out of the game.

[AnnieK]

But hard tackles are one thing, its part of the game but running round after someone biting is another. The guys an animal...he's already been banned for it once..that Shearer thing was pretty inexcusable (but then he did turn down the chance to play for United so tells me all I need to know)

[Brother Leon]

Quote:
Didi Hamann @DietmarHamann
The people who say "Where would LFC be without him" should have a look at the league table and see where LFC is with him.
--

I knew there was a reason why I always liked him :joker:

[Samuel.]

Quote:
Didi Hamann @DietmarHamann
The people who say "Where would LFC be without him" should have a look at the league table and see where LFC is with him.
--

I knew there was a reason why I always liked him :joker:

smh at the abuse Liverpool fans are giving him for his tweets.

Borderline club legend.

[Jesus.]

But hard tackles are one thing, its part of the game but running round after someone biting is another. The guys an animal...he's already been banned for it once..that Shearer thing was pretty inexcusable (but then he did turn down the chance to play for United so tells me all I need to know)

Hard tackles? Is that what you call Keane's effort?

If I was a professional footballer, and I was offered the chance to have my career finished by a stamp to my knee, or someone nibbling on my arm. I'd take the nibble any day of the week.

What Suarez did wasn't great (to put it mildly), but all this revisionist crap about the stuff that happened before him is bollocks.

[AnnieK]

Hard tackles? Is that what you call Keane's effort?

If I was a professional footballer, and I was offered the chance to have my career finished by a stamp to my knee, or someone nibbling on my arm. I'd take the nibble any day of the week.

What Suarez did wasn't great (to put it mildly), but all this revisionist crap about the stuff that happened before him is bollocks.

No doubt there are some nasty arse tackles in the game (Keane was one of the worst I agree) but it's the second time he's bitten someone and it wasn't a nibble, he could be breaking those nashers in for a horse. He got a 7 match ban last time so the punishment, IMO, should be increased. The intent on his face when he did it was plain for all to see and it's not acceptable.

[Jesus.]

No doubt there are some nasty arse tackles in the game (Keane was one of the worst I agree) but it's the second time he's bitten someone and it wasn't a nibble, he could be breaking those nashers in for a horse. He got a 7 match ban last time so the punishment, IMO, should be increased. The intent on his face when he did it was plain for all to see and it's not acceptable.

Do you think he deserves a shorter or longer ban than Keane got for ending AIH's career?

I'm not defending Suarez's actions. I just think we lose our sh*t over ridiculous things at times. Take spitting, I'd rather someone spit at me than go 2-footed over the ball at me, but spitting is classed as a deadly sin in football terms.

[Brother Leon]

Keane did not end his career, that's just a myth.....he played 4 days later. :joker:.



Still a bad tackle mind..

[Jesus.]

Keane did not end his career, that's just a myth.....he played 4 days later. :joker:.



Still a bad tackle mind..

He never played a full match again.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/may/18/seven-deadly-sins-roy-keane-wrath

[AnnieK]

He had admitted it was the other knee that had a long standing injury that actually ended his career.

[Brother Leon]

He played like 70mins just a few days later and then started again. Dunno if you knew that already, but just had to mention it as there is a myth that the tackle pretty much made him unable to kick a ball again, which just isn't true. ;)

[Jesus.]

He also attributes it to the damage that Keane did on his other one that ultimately ended it. He was able to pay on his other knee previously, then all of a sudden he's finished?

So anyway, what incident would you rather be the victim of?

[Mrluvaluva]

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[MTVN]

It's different though and not really comparable, every time you step on the pitch you're aware of the risks involved in a contact sport and that at any time someone could come in at you with a horror tackle and cause you injury, what you could never expect is for someone to suddenly start biting you on the arm

[Ryan57]

I'm not. Is this one OK?

What happened to Shearer for this?

C8fMbxLTpps

No one ever called for these players to be thrown out of the game.

Wait, what? I haven't seen anyone say that but if they have then they're total fools. With that said, the guy is a tw@t. He brings it all on himself. What he did yesterday is indefensible. As much as you want to stick up for players of the team you support. Sometimes you just have to say, 'That was wrong, I can't defend that'.

Edit: As Leon said, Keane never ended his career. Often thought by many that he did. He retired due to the other leg yet blames Keane. Clutching at straws somewhat. Eager to blame Keane. (Don't confuse this for being contradictory, I'm not defending what Keane did in any way.)

[Jesus.]

It's different though and not really comparable, every time you step on the pitch you're aware of the risks involved in a contact sport and that at any time someone could come in at you with a horror tackle and cause you injury, what you could never expect is for someone to suddenly start biting you on the arm

I agree to an extent, and I'm trying to walk the tightrope between not defending him and hoping he sticks around for a while longer yet. There are horror tackles, then there are premeditated attempts to snap a players leg. Nobody steps on to the field thinking that another player has a target to "do them". I don't get the moral difference between a pathetic and childish bite, and and an attempt to "do another player". I'm really not trying to defend Suarez here, as I think he needs a decent punishment, but a little perspective is always needed.

Wait, what? I haven't seen anyone say that but if they have then they're total fools. With that said, the guy is a tw@t. He brings it all on himself. What he did yesterday is indefensible. As much as you want to stick up for players of the team you support. Sometimes you just have to say, 'That was wrong, I can't defend that'.

Edit: As Leon said, Keane never ended his career. Often thought by many that he did. He retired due to the other leg yet blames Keane. Clutching at straws somewhat. Eager to blame Keane. (Don't confuse this for being contradictory, I'm not defending what Keane did in any way.)

I've read a lot of things today saying Liverpool need to get rid of him, and that's my only point. No one said this about Keane, although to be fair, they did say it about Cantona after the palace fan incident.

Football is a game filled with blind loyalties and hypocrisy.

[Drew.]

not sure if im a fan of this new sky sports layout

[Ryan57]

not sure if im a fan of this new sky sports layout

SSN?

[Drew.]

Indeed

[Ryan57]

Indeed

Prefer the old one I think. Good to see Kirsty still there though. Don't mind what the layout is with her on.

[Drew.]

yeah i think i prefer the old one, they seem to have got rid of the old music too, this has a more american news channel feel about it

[bbfan1991]

It is obvious they will blame Patrice Evra, Sir Alex Ferguson, David Gill and Wayne Rooney;).

[Jesus.]

It is obvious they will blame Patrice Evra, Sir Alex Ferguson, David Gill and Wayne Rooney;).

Because all of our songs are about you as well? Oh no, sorry, that's yours about us.

[MTVN]

Who's going to blame them for what anyway :suspect:

[Marcus.]

gl to bouth teams tonight

[King Gizzard]

i preferred it a couple of years ago when the font wasn't so tiny

[Ryan57]

Welcome to the future:

TcTRulooyo0

[Drew.]

:joker: he only goes and falls out and injures himself again

[bbfan1991]

At least we are near to the end of Colin's reign on MOTD2 soon. Mark ''Chappers'' Chapman takes over next season.

[Jesus.]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2013/apr/22/luis-suarez-liverpool-bite-chelsea

We have all at some stage forgotten to empty the bread bin when we went on holiday, or left a pear in the fruit bowl, and returned to discover a repulsive mass of mould. Fridges help to delay this process by keeping food cold and dry, but imagine instead placing your comestibles in a warm, damp place, deliberately mushing them up and then leaving them to fester. A bacterium could hardly imagine a finer breeding ground. Imagine what vile horrors would swiftly grow within. This is the mouth.

Now imagine a colourless liquid that contains the very essence of you. Not just DNA, but enough information to detect things as varied as diabetes, allergies, recreational drug use and HIV, as well as strong doses of sex hormones and between 10 and 100 million bacteria per millilitre. This is saliva.

It's not surprising that we find mouths, handy as they are for communicating and consuming, a bit odd. Unpleasant even. Sport has a very British attitude to the mouth. It is to be used for calling the toss, and then closed. You may run and jump, throw and catch, kick and punch, you may even hit things with sticks or shoot them with arrows and bullets, but bare your teeth and you're in trouble.

Of course greater injury can be inflicted using a booted foot than even the most savage mouth, and very frequently is. But mouth-attacks still carry a particular resonance. As Frank Rijkaard, author of football's most notorious incident, will attest, they are remembered when the casually cracked fibula is forgotten, and punished with a vigour forgotten when more genuinely harmful assaults are committed.

This year the Irish prop Cian Healy was banned for three convenient weeks for stamping on England's Dan Cole in the Six Nations match at the Aviva Stadium in an apparently deliberate attempt to cause injury; when the Stade Français halfback Jerome Fillol spat at Bath's Peter Stringer a few weeks later no injury was possible, but his ban will last for 14 weeks.

Aim a kick or a punch at a rival and you will be criticised for your violence; aim your saliva at them and the backlash will be worse. Two examples from late2004 illustrate the point. In one, Manchester United's Ruud Van Nistelrooy attacked Arsenal's Ashley Cole with his studs, in the other Bolton's El Hadji Diouf spat at Portsmouth's Arjan de Zeeuw.

Van Nistelrooy got a three-week ban but also the support of his club, and said in a statement that "there was no deliberate attempt to harm". Diouf got a three-week ban and a two-week fine, was condemned by his manager and said in a statement that "my behaviour showed a lack of moral responsibility". Arsène Wenger said Van Nistelrooy was "silly"; Gary Speed, who played with Diouf at Bolton at the time, described spitting as "probably the worst thing that can happen to you".

If attempts to injure are bad and saliva is worse, attempts to injure that involve saliva are the perfect storm of evil. Biting is normally the preserve of morally confused infants, and though footballers are prone to the occasional exhibition of juvenile idiocy, this is a level to which they are normally unwilling to stoop. But no blood was drawn by Luis Suárez on Sunday; Branislav Ivanovic's immediate reaction seemed to be astonishment, rather than agony.

Already the Uruguayan has been fined, offered anger-management counselling, condemned by his club and forced to issue a public apology, and the FA looks set to act next. When Wigan's Callum McManaman all-but amputated Massadio Haidara's leg in March he met none of those fates. Why is it that football's disciplinarians only bared their teeth after a footballer did the same?

Perhaps we need to rethink where spitting and biting dispassionately deserve to be placed on sport's crime sheet. Without wishing to exonerate him, Suárez's actions were neither massively violent nor necessarily evil, and something about his ongoing demonisation sticks in the craw.

His biting certainly seemed extremely weird, but can the same not be said of our approach to the mouth?

[Brother Leon]

"Suárez's actions were neither massively violent"

Grabbing someone's arm with force and not just biting but gnawing at the arm is violent. Is also clearly an attempt to hurt, where bad tackles aren't always that case if you want to compare the two..

[bbfan1991]

Sky Sports Football ‏@SkyFootball 12m
Mark Clattenburg will referee at Chelsea on Sunday for the first time since he was cleared of abusing John Obi Mikel. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8666010/Mark-Clattenburg-back-at-Chelsea-six-months-on-from-John-Obi-Mikel-row …

Interesting, no doubt the Chelsea fans will probably boo him even though he did NOTHING wrong.

[Jesus.]

"Suárez's actions were neither massively violent"

Grabbing someone's arm with force and not just biting but gnawing at the arm is violent. Is also clearly an attempt to hurt, where bad tackles aren't always that case if you want to compare the two..

Well as I used Keanes tackle as an example, and he openly admitted in his autobiography that he set out to hurt him, I think the comparison stands up. You're not telling me, Suarez planned that before the match.

I'd take a bite over a leg breaker any day of the week.

[King Gizzard]

Blatter and other fifa accounts have been hacked on twitter

https://twitter.com/SeppBlatter

[bbfan1991]

Blatter and other fifa accounts have been hacked on twitter

https://twitter.com/SeppBlatter

LOOOOOOOL:D:joker:.

Luis Suarez charged with Violent Conduct by the FA too, he has until 6:00 PM tomorrow to respond to the charge.

[Ryan57]

De Gea, Rafael, Jones, Evans, Evra, Valencia, Giggs, Carrick, Kagawa, Rooney, RVP

No Wio or Vidic in the starting XI.

My sources say they're off to Yeovil and Wigan respectively this summer. Titus Bramble and Robert Huth arriving in their places.

Carrick and Giggs together in the centre...

Edit: Bench: Lindegaard, Buttner, Ferdinand, Chicharito, Nani, Welbeck, Cleverley

Expected Cleverley to start.

[King Gizzard]

we are going for it with our line up

just don't be embarrassed

[Ryan57]

Wonder what Cleverley has done to not have played for ages. :joker:

Hopefully a signal that we'll sign a playmaker this summer.

[Brother Leon]

Giggs playing. Sack Fergie. We will never win again with him in charge FFS! City's title.

[Ryan57]

Giggs playing. Sack Fergie. We will never win again with him in charge FFS! City's title.

I doubt it but I hope it's Rooney in the centre with Giggs out wide.

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/lyfEtPh.jpg

[Drew.]

http://e2.365dm.com/12/12/660x350/Norwich-v-Aston-Villa-Christian-Benteke-celeb_2873173.jpg?20121213102933

[Ryan57]

http://e1.365dm.com/12/12/640/Antonio-Valencia-Manchester-United-Profile-Pi_2874155.jpg

[King Gizzard]

Wonder why there is no smalling

http://i.imgur.com/yNA4yEs.png

[Drew.]

Benteke will score.

[Brother Leon]

Goalfest this should be.

InB40-0

[Brother Leon]

Goalfest this should be.

InB40-0

[King Gizzard]

benteke scores I will get my penis out and slap a fish

[Brother Leon]

He probably will. We should still win though.

[Alf]

Why are the Liverpool fans on here trying to defend what he did?, bringing Keane in to it, that was years ago, and to be fair Haaland got what he deserved for laughing and abusing Keane while he lay injured on the ground, what had Ivanavic done to deserve his arm to be used as a corn on the cob?

[King Gizzard]

sAhEFuq62-I

:joker: Wealdstone are in the same league as my local team, this guy is a ledge

[Ryan57]

sAhEFuq62-I

:joker: Wealdstone are in the same league as my local team, this guy is a ledge

LMFAO! 'You want some?'

[Drew.]

sAhEFuq62-I

:joker: Wealdstone are in the same league as my local team, this guy is a ledge

:laugh2: i want to see more videos of him

[King Gizzard]

it's like tier 7 in the english football ladder, makes it even funnier lol

[Ryan57]

Stadium announcer playing 'You're not 19 forever' just. :p

[Drew.]

right, come on Villa

[King Gizzard]

we are probably going to score then die a very bad death

[King Gizzard]

can't get over how bad that united kit is

[Ryan57]

right, come on Villa

Thought you might want us to win. Yeah, guard of honour but more chance of beating us. :suspect:

[Drew.]

Thought you might want us to win. Yeah, guard of honour but more chance of beating us. :suspect:

i have connections to Villa, no way i want to see them being relegated

[Brother Leon]

Love Monday night kick offs. Looks like it should be rocking.


C'MON LADS!

[Ryan57]

i have connections to Villa, no way i want to see them being relegated

Ahh. Hope they stay up myself also. They still seem too big a team to go down.

[King Gizzard]

ahhh we could have sent QPR and Reading down as well...

3-1 United...Gabby, Kagawa Carrick RVP

[Drew.]

Ahh. Hope they stay up myself also. They still seem too big a team to go down.

the best outcome would obviously be a United win and then for Villa to still stay up tho, yeah they are a massive club it would be awful if they went down instead of the likes of Wigan and Stoke

[King Gizzard]

Oh for **** sake :joker:

[Drew.]

what the ****

[Brother Leon]

Robin ain't ****ing about. He smells his title medal lol

[King Gizzard]

this is going to be another chelsea

[Drew.]

what a start

[Brother Leon]

Phil Jones face sighting. :joker:

[Alf]

what a goal

[AnnieK]

What a goal!!!!!!

[Black Dagger]

Shame he's such a *******.

[Alf]

Shame he's such a *******.
You know him personally then?

[Brother Leon]

Sweet Jesus, Robin you beautiful man.

Gonna become top scorer this match and just rest the rest of the season I think :p

[Black Dagger]

You know him personally then?

Did you know Hitler personally? No sorry you can't have an opinion on him then.

(Now I know RVP hasn't killed jews for no reason but still xo)

[bbfan1991]

RVP:worship:.

What a pass by Rooney for RVP's second goal, that volley was class!

[Drew.]

it hurts to know he was scoring them for us last season, what a goal!

i dont see why Rooney cant take over from Scholes, he looks settled in midfield

[Black Dagger]

I'm not even watching, it was probs a good goal ha.

I just don't like him :hmph:

[Brother Leon]

http://i.minus.com/ino7gJku4KVEn.gif

[MTVN]

Oh great another new RVP gif in Leon's sig to look forward to

[King Gizzard]

villa fans>>>

[AnnieK]

RVP :worship: shuts those doubters up..

[Black Dagger]

Oh great another new RVP gif in Leon's sig to look forward to

Can't wait!!!!!!!!

[King Gizzard]

an offside hattrick, lovely

[Brother Leon]

Sig of all three goals soon come ;)

[MTVN]

Time for Villa to go into damage limitation mode

[Ryan57]

Shame he's such a *******.

Why is he a *******?

it hurts to know he was scoring them for us last season, what a goal!

i dont see why Rooney cant take over from Scholes, he looks settled in midfield

Personally would prefer a proper attacking midfielder.

[MTVN]

Rapists don't tend to be the nicest of people



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[Ryan57]

From Blue Moon:

We've always been Champions in my eyes. Bring a champion isn't just about winning things it can also be about class.

:joker:

Rapists don't tend to be the nicest of people



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G T F O! :suspect:

[Ryan57]

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/A0XaqnoCIAEaNBz.jpg

[Ryan57]

Blue Moon again:


Lol it might be there 20th league title but they are just a upgraded version of stoke.. piss **** 1 way football with no creativity or skill.

[bbfan1991]

Why is he a *******?



Personally would prefer a proper attacking midfielder.

It is a CDM we need IMO, well our MF to be strengthened in general but Rooney is impressing me in CM.

Antonio Valencia is doing well tonight.

[Ryan57]

It is a CDM we need IMO, well our MF to be strengthened in general but Rooney is impressing me in CM.

Antonio Valencia is doing well tonight.

Need both CDM and CAM for me.

[King Gizzard]

thank god it's only 3..probably jinxed it now though

[King Gizzard]

Sunderland at home at the weekend..****

[King Gizzard]

phew

[MTVN]

Booo

[King Gizzard]

RVP on the verge of overdoing it, lol

[King Gizzard]

''You've won the league and you still don't sing'' :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Anybody typing CHAMPIONS as CHAMP20NS is a bellend quite frankly.

[King Gizzard]

Hate Rio and Evra.

[Ryan57]

Anybody typing CHAMPIONS as CHAMP20NS is a bellend quite frankly.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIe-7rNCUAASyEP.jpg:large

[bbfan1991]

Anybody typing CHAMPIONS as CHAMP20NS is a bellend quite frankly.

Actually it does make me cringe when I see United fans doing that tbh:blush:.

I am so buzzing:D:):hugesmile:.

[Drew.]

LOL

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIfCFcxCAAAS4AF.png

[Brother Leon]

So ****ign sweet. Beautiful number 20. The devastation this time last year. A depressing time for sport (yeah like the Olympics mattered) Having to hear and see "Agueeeroooo" every fricking sports program....That ends tonight. So happy for the first timers Young,De Gea,Jones,Kagawa and Robin VAN PERSIE!. The players and Fergie loving it. Robin's relief and delight. Rio loving it. The players singing along to the Carrick chant. Just amazing. Champions and Robin has wiped out the only thing anyone else had over him this season.

Oh and Evra just ethered the twat too. :worship:

[Brother Leon]

Hate Rio and Evra.

How dare they celebrate being champions. What twats.

[Drew.]

Leon, find Purds we have some FM to attend too

[Ryan57]

So ****ign sweet. Beautiful number 20. The devastation this time last year. A depressing time for sport (yeah like the Olympics mattered) Having to hear and see "Agueeeroooo" every fricking sports program....That ends tonight. So happy for the first timers Young,De Gea,Jones,Kagawa and Robin VAN PERSIE!. The players and Fergie loving it. Robin's relief and delight. Rio loving it. The players singing along to the Carrick chant. Just amazing. Champions and Robin has wiped out the only thing anyone else had over him this season.

Oh and Evra just ethered the twat too. :worship:

Not quite. MOTD will have that until the end of the season. :(

[King Gizzard]

Fergie: "You saw Jones tonight. The way he is looking, arguably he could be our best ever player."

no pressure

[Drew.]

Fergie: "You saw Jones tonight. The way he is looking, arguably he could be our best ever player."

no pressure

i dont think Jones will ever be worth 80mil

[King Gizzard]

our fans tonight >

our fans every away game >

[Brother Leon]

Oh. Good luck, Villa btw. Sorry it had to be you. Hope you stay up.

[Ryan57]

i dont think Jones will ever be worth 80mil

Was that meaning Ronaldo was our greatest ever player? If so, one of... not the greatest.

Hopefully Villa stay up. You do wonder how things would be had Darren Bent played more.

[MTVN]

You do wonder how things would be if McLeish was still at the helm as well

[King Gizzard]

Was that meaning Ronaldo was our greatest ever player? If so, one of... not the greatest.

Hopefully Villa stay up. You do wonder how things would be had Darren Bent played more.

Probably even worse. Doesn't work with Benteke and Benteke > Bent. Lazy bastard is Bent, we don't have the wingers for him to tap it in, basically all he has to his game. Hopefully rid of him in the summer

and Matthew...don't even start :joker: This season has been much more enjoyable...McLeish is ****ing awful

[Drew.]

Was that meaning Ronaldo was our greatest ever player? If so, one of... not the greatest.

yeah it was and thats debatable depending on whether you class the greatest according to how good they were or trophies won

[Ryan57]

yeah it was and thats debatable depending on whether you class the greatest according to how good they were or trophies won

Edwards and Best rank above him. Had he stuck around for longer, he'd of definitely been held in even higher regard.

And Nathan, leave Darren alone. :suspect:

[King Gizzard]

Seriously..awful, and never worth the money he is on

[King Gizzard]

Is he your son or something Lol

[King Gizzard]

Where's LK

[Brother Leon]

Where's LK

Nothing to moan about.... :laugh:

Love you really,Brah.

[King Gizzard]

Hmmm yeah. Just been caught out in the way we play. Really really lazy, no commitment..some games he hasn't had a touch, will be sold regardless of whether Benteke stays for money purposes

[Ryan57]

Is he your son or something Lol

Yeah, you could say that. Me and Darren hold a special bond. I've really helped him through these last several months. Paul has treated him like 'effin ****. I for one am disgusted. Me and Darren will definitely be taking our business elsewhere next season.

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/d9a/88b/b73/resized/leave-britney-alone-meme-generator-leave-darren-alone-7a4013.jpg

I'm actually a fan in all seriousness. Total goal poacher but, he bangs them in. Thought Liverpool might of been a good destination before Suarez became more of a goal scorer.

[King Gizzard]

We play our cards right and we could do a Dortmund in about 3-4 years, not title level obviously, but top 4..maybe

[Ryan57]

We play our cards right and we could do a Dortmund in about 3-4 years, not title level obviously, but top 4..maybe

Hmm, might be a bit much in such a short space of time. Definitely have some good youngsters. A lot does rest on whether you survive though. Losing the experience of Petrov hasn't helped this campaign.

[King Gizzard]

If we survive I'm not settling for another relegation battle, top half of the table/europa league or bust :joker: Owner has put us through **** we deserve more than this

[Ryan57]

If we survive I'm not settling for another relegation battle, top half of the table/europa league or bust :joker: Owner has put us through **** we deserve more than this

Ridiculous how you were near the top then it all has been down hill. You know, back when Young was actually good.

[King Gizzard]

https://twitter.com/JanAageFjortoft/status/326454496781824002

hmmm...Lewandowski to Bayern probably

[Ryan57]

https://twitter.com/JanAageFjortoft/status/326454496781824002

hmmm...Lewandowski to Bayern probably

'david hasselfhoff signing copies of his new album?' :joker:

Oh well, Falcao will have to do. :suspect:

Or maybe, the news is... Pep declaring what another tough task he'll have in managing an already great team.

[King Gizzard]

We woulda still got beaten somehow I get it, but:

http://i.imgur.com/Xdf8p0G.jpg

:(

[Ryan57]

We woulda still got beaten somehow I get it, but:

http://i.imgur.com/Xdf8p0G.jpg

:(

Yeah, very unlucky tbh.

Guy said 15 mins for the news, 15 mins is up. Watch it be a guy after followers. :suspect:

[Ryan57]

Mario Götze to Bayern Munich!!!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ALcZC-x_ly0/S7JdcHrpRwI/AAAAAAAACto/M6WJdrIcrak/s1600/Indifferent_Smiley.png

[King Gizzard]

oh **** Bild are reporting it

[King Gizzard]

37m euros is a bit cheap

[King Gizzard]

that was his release clause, apparently

[Ryan57]

Pep going false number nine at Bayern. The bald headed tw@t!

[bbfan1991]

OMG if the Gotze story is true!

[Ryan57]

WTF! Around £31 mil then. Pep just built* a fantastic team.

*Kidding, Pep doesn't do building teams.

Is the Bundesliga like Serie A or something? Where no one seems to give a toss if you move to rivals.

[King Gizzard]

Jesus

[bbfan1991]

I thought he was loyal to Dortmund, obviously not if this is true. Dortmund need to do a statement soon.

[bbfan1991]

Villa need to stay up!

[King Gizzard]

I can't believe no one has touched it...Fergie would surely have had a snoop at 31m..

[Drew.]

I thought he was loyal to Dortmund, obviously not if this is true. Dortmund need to do a statement soon.

i dont think having another club matching your release clause means your un loyal though

[King Gizzard]

They have taken Sebastian Rode off Frankfurt recently as well who is a very good midfield player..potential to fill Schweinsteigers boots

[Ryan57]

Nathan, I doubt Klopp is looking like that now.

More like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/J%C3%BCrgen_Klopp_Saarbr%C3%BCcken_by_Fotosaar.jpg

Schweinsteiger to United then if they have someone to take his spot. :p

[King Gizzard]

what a terrible time for this to break :laugh: Wonder if Bayern released it on purpose or it is just word of mouth at the moment

[King Gizzard]

Be interesting to see if he plays/gets booed

[Ryan57]

what a terrible time for this to break :laugh: Wonder if Bayern released it on purpose or it is just word of mouth at the moment

Yeah, I thought of all times to release it. :mad:

[Ryan57]

Bild say Bayern have activated the €37m release clause in Mario Gotze's contract. Given that they've supposedly already done Lewandowski...

If they get Lewy as well. Then, WTF! Literally, WTF!

[Drew.]

if Lewandowski leaves surely Dortmund are going to be in a bit of trouble? suspect a few clubs might be in for Reus too

[bbfan1991]

Bayern play Dortmund soon? It could be mind games:suspect:.

[King Gizzard]

Thought it would be hard for them to top this season, but they might just do it now

[Brother Leon]

Bayern ripping apart any competition :joker:

[King Gizzard]

It isn't good for the league, Dortmund were the only real challengers, now it'll go back to being Bayern Bayern again

[Ryan57]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdcqcnA2TX1r7at7l.gif

[King Gizzard]

They're trying to get Draxler as well according to twitter..doing the ol' Man City trick of weakening rivals

[bbfan1991]

Bayern are actually my favourite German team, but I actually hope that this is not true because I want Gotze to stay at Dortmund:blush:.

[Ryan57]

Pep to get even more credentials, when he deserves barely any. Gutless b@stard.

[Drew.]

Bayern also have one of my favourite young players Shaqiri, they are going to be overloaded with players

[Ryan57]

Bayern also have one of my favourite young players Shaqiri, they are going to be overloaded with players

I imagine some will go. Gomez an obvious one. Robben also maybe. Not much of a Pep player him really.

[bbfan1991]

Mario Gomez is frustrated because Mario Mandzukic played more than him this season too.

[King Gizzard]

Still like Gomez more than Mandzukic

[King Gizzard]

https://twitter.com/MM_MarkoMarin/status/326433674411261954

:joker:

I actually forgot they signed this guy

[Ryan57]

Still like Gomez more than Mandzukic

Dropped to the bench after the season he had last campaign. :joker:

Where are they getting all this cash from?

[Jesus.]

Bayerns revenues are twice what the next 2 teams under them are in Germany (Dortmund & Shalke). You can't really begrudge them doing it, because it's money that they've earned and built up.

Hopefully that's potential Suarez money they don't have anymore.

[King Gizzard]

Isco to Dortmund...book it

[Drew.]

Isco to Dortmund...book it

i hope not, Him and Jovetic are the two players i want more than anyone this summer.. then again he's just signed a new deal so will cost a bomb

[Ryan57]

The power is shifting. Bayern to dominate Europe. Jammy b@stard Pep will probably inherit the European Champions.

[King Gizzard]

i thought bayern would have gone all out for Neymar or Isco or both, this is probably their big signing rapped up though

[bbfan1991]

Isco to Dortmund...book it

I hope so or he will go to Real Madrid.

[Ryan57]

i thought bayern would have gone all out for Neymar or Isco or both, this is probably their big signing rapped up though

Neymar on his way to Barca it's widely believed. There was a payment made to Santos I believe which all but confirmed it.

[Jesus.]

Wonder what City will do in the summer. They need serious investment again to push up to the top table in Europe.

[King Gizzard]

The power is shifting. Bayern to dominate Europe. Jammy b@stard Pep will probably inherit the European Champions.

If anything he probably has the hardest job in football next season..Bayern might win everything this season D:

[bbfan1991]

Pep will keep them grounded, no complacency.

[Jesus.]

Neymar is being rewarded by companies in Brazil to stay there till after the WC. He won't be leaving this summer, but Barca in 2014 is supposed to be a done deal.