Nailsworth Natter

[Novo]

Drewy Theroux

[Novo]

With his new documentary " Bale Obsession "

[Josy]

Evening

[Roy Mars III]

Happy Birthday Josy

[Josy]

Thanks Roy

[Novo]

It can't be your birthday

[Josy]

Why

[Drew.]

Josy get me the number for the national stalking helpline, Nobo needs to be locked away

[Josy]

Whos Nobo is that a new member

[Locke.]

Do you like this song Josy

I_cUNpyAAj8

[Josy]

S'alright

[Novo]

What's this Baboon thing on ITV Josy?

[Josy]

I have no idea Andrew, Stuart is watching American Dad

[Locke.]

I've got the baboon thing on aswell

[Locke.]

Oh no, it has finished

[Novo]

Might start watching Miami Vice from the beginning

[Josy]

Sounds great

[Josy]

I'm bored

[Drew.]

http://thingstodo.viator.com/costa-rica/files/A-Sloth-Spotted-in-Costa-Rica.jpg

[Novo]

Who won win a fight Josy, a Baboon or a Sloth?

[Benjamin]

TiBB is dead, Josy go on a banning spree please and cause some trouble.

[Josy]

Sloths are my favourite animal ever but they are far too slow and lazy so a baboon

[Josy]

Only if I can ban you first Ben

[Roy Mars III]

this forum needs new blood, it is a dying empire

[Josy]

Time for you to go out and canvas for new members Roy.

No weirdos mind.

[Novo]

The recruitment system is in tatters

[Locke.]

There is one of those big vans that you put horses in the back of parked up in my street, wonder if there's a horse in it

[Josy]

Go and see

[Drew.]

Take it for a ride around Bootle

[Locke.]

I walked past it before but the windows are too dark

[Josy]

Poor horse will be trying to get some sleep

[Brother Leon]

Time to book a nice trip for 2 to Paris tbh. England is going to be pretty boring without an interest in football for a while.

[Locke.]

Go to Barcelona instead, Paris isn't that good

[Benjamin]

Only if I can ban you first Ben

Just try it, I have my multi ready :idc:

[Novo]

What happened to that Lizzy girl you pulled

[Brother Leon]

Did you go Barcelona while on your journey?


How cheap/expensive is it?

[Benjamin]

Go to Barcelona instead, Paris isn't that good

Preach. Paris is so overrated.

[Benjamin]

Locke did you make it to Prague or Amsterdam?

[Drew.]

You can take Mia up the Eiffel Tower

[Locke.]

I stayed in Barcelona for 2 weeks, most things were about the same price as here.. so a lot cheaper than London and Paris

[Locke.]

Locke did you make it to Prague or Amsterdam?

Prague was the first place I went, not Amsterdam though

[Benjamin]

Josy you are needed

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6789245#post6789245

[Benjamin]

Prague was the first place I went, not Amsterdam though

You should check out Amsterdam at some point even if for a weekend (KLM do cheap return flights) it's a cool city.

[T*]

Hiya

[Locke.]

I am going to be booking a return trip to Barcelona sometime soon I think

[Benjamin]

Locke your next trip actually needs to be Thailand. It's so cheap to get to and the cost of living is so much cheaper than anywhere in Europe.

[Drew.]

Purds is all about that high life getting blazed up every night, Dam will be a match made in heaven

[Benjamin]

Dam is amazing for that :love:

[Benjamin]

Locke you can get flights to Thailand in December coming back in January for about £400 atm if you book soon. You can easily live off £500 for a month over there staying in nice beach hostels.

[Locke.]

I don't trust the females in Thailand to actually be females

[Benjamin]

Hostels start from about £1.50 a night also :laugh:

[Drew.]

I don't trust the females in Thailand to actually be females

Never bloody stopped you before

[Locke.]

I knew that was coming

[Benjamin]

I don't trust the females in Thailand to actually be females

Trust me, there are more than enough other females from around the world there to pick from. Especially at places like the Full Moon Party down in Koh Phangan.

[Benjamin]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/full-moon-party-thailand-22779850.jpg

[Drew.]

They went to Thailand for Sun, Sex and Suspicious parents, was surprised how many brits and foreigners were over there. Prostitutes everywhere though.

[MTVN]

Can just pop up to Blackpool for some better girls down the beach there

[Benjamin]

Blackpool is still expensive though. I love SE Asia for price, it is so cheap. You can live like a King over there for £500 a month . Unless you go to Singapore or Hong Kong.

[Brother Leon]

Never bloody stopped you before

**** sake :joker:


Definitely going to look into Barcelona then. Weather should be warmer there than Paris too I suppose.

[Benjamin]

Yes, Barcelona is much better for weather. Paris can be very similar to England weather and it is pricey. Failing that, Lisbon or Rome are good shouts.

[Locke.]

Just imagine having a nice evening drink with Mia by your side while watching the Magic Fountain with a lovely song playing in the background

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1926779_10153836699920717_1221708518_n.jpg

[Locke.]

Drew is in shock

[Novo]

Ffs was just reading about the Oscar Pistorious case and the picture they showed in court today came up when I scrolled down

[Josy]

Do you think he's guilty or not?

[Novo]

pretty sure he is but if I was on the Jury I don't think I'd be convicted enough with all the evidence given so far and to make a decision on that scale I'd need to be almost certain on another note even though I've been watching a bit of it i hate how they are showing it all on TV though, doesn't feel right at all, articles and text commentary would have been enough

[Shaun]

david what the bloody hell happened with those deathmatches

-got fed up with them failing and turned it off-

[Locke.]

Not too sure, I've been playing a bit more over the last few days and the servers for them have been a bit ****

[Novo]

Just watched that Thronecast with Jamie East, they did a behind the scenes thing, and Stannis and Davis were sitting down talking to someone behind a counter or something

[Locke.]

I watched it after the episode the other night but I can't remember anything except the good old weekly interview with Elio and Linda from westeros.org

[Novo]

It was when they were talking about the effects i think, it only showed the back of them

[Locke.]

https://twitter.com/thronecast/status/341568651570319360

Great show

[Novo]

I wonder where drewy is up to now

[Locke.]

Start of season 2 I think, he hates Stannis already

[Brother Leon]

Can you use another free netflix trial if you use different card details?

[Locke.]

Yes I have just finished a second month thanks to my mums card

Might need to be a different name than the original account though, not sure

[Novo]

Start of season 2 I think, he hates Stannis already

What a bellend

[T*]

I miss Scott so much :sad:

[Drew.]

I have only seen about 3 minutes of Stannis

[Novo]

You should kneel before your brother, he is the Lord's chosen one

[Drew.]

I only kneel before king Joffrey

[Novo]

What episode you on?

[Locke.]

He was nearly crying last night when they killed Ned

[Drew.]

S2 Ep2, My Daenerys and her baby dragons <3

[Novo]

That blonde slut and her inbred rodents

[Drew.]

You horrible bastard

[Roy Mars III]

S2 Ep2, My Daenerys and her baby dragons <3

oh great another one

[Locke.]

Should have known Drew would have the same taste as the housewives when he admitted to watching Emmerdale

[Novo]

Jorah should have got away a long time ago

[Novo]

http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/game-of-thrones-bran-art.png

[Locke.]

The horse van is back

[Novo]

Probably some horse carrier just popping round to pound someone on your street whilst the husband is away

[Locke.]

Think I'll be able to see it from my bedroom window. Time to camp out get the binoculars ready and see who heads to it in the morning

[Josy]

That blonde slut and her inbred rodents

:joker:

[Locke.]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/0336846947b95974706032ed178e2360/tumblr_n3vdupLk3S1txjszwo1_500.jpg

[Josy]

Is that Ethan Hawke

[Josy]

Who here has windows 8? I need to know something about it

[Locke.]

Yes, in the greatest trilogy ever

[Josy]

What is it?

[King Gizzard]

Danaerys is terrible

[Josy]

Danaerys is terrible

Yes she is

[Josy]

I miss Scott so much :sad:

Does Scott even know you? :suspect:

[Locke.]

Is this like you and Stu Josy

https://31.media.tumblr.com/841d95d882e3b588357a25ab5a65cf55/tumblr_n34n6ceBoP1t2tcl2o1_500.png

[Josy]

Maybe the first year or so

[Roy Mars III]

Who here has windows 8? I need to know something about it

i do

[Josy]

i do

Would you do me a favour if you have time? open paint or office etc and check if Century Gothic font is pre installed?

[Locke.]

Maybe the first year or so

It is time to reignite that feeling, a nice weekend trip to Catalunya should do it

[Locke.]

You will be able to go on a double date with Leon and Mia

[Novo]

I'll meet you in 6 months in Vienna Josy

[Roy Mars III]

Would you do me a favour if you have time? open paint or office etc and check if Century Gothic font is pre installed?

it is

[Brother Leon]

Does Scott even know you? :suspect:

:joker:

[Drew.]

Does Scott even know you? :suspect:

http://media.tumblr.com/97a263a621f092a430f5c8f67d122971/tumblr_inline_mlz8cfIYeI1qz4rgp.gif

[T*]

Does Scott even know you? :suspect:

Yes!

[Jake.]

Does Scott even know you? :suspect:

:laugh:

[Novo]

Stu and Josy on the school bus back in the day

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b88d08f735cd582973cb9cc912ee2c10/tumblr_mngvh3Mxc71qbdajjo1_500.gif

[Drew.]

Andy asking his crush to come over and watch Grease

http://media.giphy.com/media/9jtwN98vV3RBu/giphy.gif

[Josy]

it is

Thanks Roy

[Novo]

Drew think of one word please it can be any word you want, when you have the word tell it to me and I will write a poem about the said word and if you like it you can give me as little or as much money as you please

[Drew.]

Andy

[Locke.]

Stu trying to win Josy back over after he took her to a sports bar to watch the match on their romantic weekend away

https://31.media.tumblr.com/3db47a9b3b784390a87359702b34bfc0/tumblr_n2meq3eafJ1qeffjeo1_500.gif

[Marsh.]

Yes!

Are you from St Helens? :suspect:

[T*]

Are you from St Helens? :suspect:

No, Southport :amazed:

[Drew.]

You poor guy

[T*]

You poor guy

:suspect:

[Novo]

Andy

Daydream delusion
Limousine Eyelash
Oh, baby with your pretty face
Drop a tear in my wineglass
Look at those big eyes
See what you mean to me
Sweet cakes and milkshakes
I am a delusion angel
I am a fantasy parade
I want you to know what I think
Don’t want you to guess anymore
You have no idea where I came from
We have no idea where we’re going
Lodged in life
Like two branches in a river
Flowing downstream
Caught in the current
I’ll carry you. You’ll carry me
That’s how it could be
Don’t you know me?
Don’t you know me by now?
My name is Andy sweetcakes and Milkshakes

[Locke.]

:joker:

[T*]

:joker:

Where do you live

[Locke.]

Chester

[Josy]

Wtf Andrew :laugh:

Locke what movie is all those gifs from?

[Drew.]

Daydream delusion
Limousine Eyelash
Oh, baby with your pretty face
Drop a tear in my wineglass
Look at those big eyes
See what you mean to me
Sweet cakes and milkshakes
I am a delusion angel
I am a fantasy parade
I want you to know what I think
Don’t want you to guess anymore
You have no idea where I came from
We have no idea where we’re going
Lodged in life
Like two branches in a river
Flowing downstream
Caught in the current
I’ll carry you. You’ll carry me
That’s how it could be
Don’t you know me?
Don’t you know me by now?
My name is Andy sweetcakes and Milkshakes

**** sakes :joker:

[Locke.]

Wtf Andrew :laugh:

Locke what movie is all those gifs from?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112471/?ref_=nv_sr_1

[Josy]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112471/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Hmm think I may have watched that years ago

[Locke.]

A better trilogy than Star Wars and The Godfather some would say

[Josy]

Ok Locke :laugh:

[Novo]

Have you ever fall in love in just one night like Jesse and Celine did Josy?

[Drew.]

http://img004.lazygirls.info/people/ava_sambora/ava_sambora_instagram_pic_september_20_2013_oklPQk JU.sized.jpg

[MTVN]

Started watching that Before Sunrise a few weeks ago and gave up half an hour in, all moves too slow and the guy is incredibly annoying and a bit of an all round tit

[Novo]

Piss off Jesse is great

[MTVN]

I knew I was in for a terrible watch from the moment he started banging on about how he'd seen his Grandma's ghost when he was in his garden or something and still thought it was real now that he was a grown man

[Novo]

He saw it with his own eyes and Jesse never lies

[MTVN]

Surprised she didn't call the conductor and get him removed the moment he told that ridiculous story

[Josy]

:laugh:

[Josy]

Well then

[Josy]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/2664a69d4119fb20949761a71566e43a/tumblr_mstt2brbJM1se9fcoo1_500.gif

[Ramsay]

http://forums.auscelebs.net/images/smilies/gangbang.gif

[MTVN]

Right folks, any tips for a good tinder opening line

[Novo]

Why the hell are you on that

[Josy]

What does that mean

[MTVN]

Why the hell are you on that

It is the future, cuts out the middle man

[MTVN]

What does that mean

How can you not know of tinder Josy, it has revolutionised the game

I am just about a year late in getting it

[Josy]

Googled it..

Marie Claire Website:

Tinder: The Online Dating App That Everyone's Talking about

FS Matt

[Josy]

What happened to the GF?

[MTVN]

Tinder is not like other dating apps, it is actually socially acceptable

[Josy]

Do people never go out and just meet others these days

[MTVN]

What happened to the GF?

Had to give her the boot unfortunately Josy

[MTVN]

Romance is not like a 50s movie these days Josy, people don't just see their eyes meet across a crowded dancefloor anymore

[Josy]

http://cdn.blickers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Autumn-leaves-650x432.jpg

[Novo]

Romance is dead thanks to people like Matt looking for a quickie on tinder! Luckily there is still men like me around who would much rather find romance whilst walking down a country lane on an autumn morning

[MTVN]

I am going to find the one on there

[King Gizzard]

But dad it's shark week

[Jake.]

Some nice super noodles for lunch

[Josy]

Some nice super noodles for lunch


Koka noodles >>>

[Ramsay]

m4_OHGiL6Mk

[Jake.]

Koka noodles >>>

No idea what you're talking about Josehhh

[Brother Leon]

Keep thinking Drew is Locke FFS.

[Novo]

Those terrible hairdos that Jon and Robb both have, it does get confusing

[Locke.]

Robb's great hair compared to that receding hairline on Stannis

[King Gizzard]

Rob the massive twat

[Locke.]

At least spell his name right you horrible ****

[Roy Mars III]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/280686566820d49470675ed1bd42f04d/tumblr_msnl70E7Ak1sh28k6o1_400.gif

[Novo]

Look at that great all mighty twat

[Novo]

_it2-b3zV4U

The greatest movie trailer ever

[Novo]

Probably the best Women's theme song since Lita's

kJ1vSQRyIdA

[Novo]

Gutted AJ dropped the title to her though

[Drew.]

Stop talking to yourself

[Novo]

I don't even realise im not actually replying to anyone when I do that

[King Gizzard]

Michael Cole on Raw "FROM NO RICH ENGLAND"

[Roy Mars III]

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/12/rome_hbo.jpg

[Novo]

Suns v Mavs on BT Sport, here we go

[Roy Mars III]

2 irrelevant teams

[Roy Mars III]

Spurs >>

[Drew.]

Parker >>

[Locke.]

Probably the worst guy they could ever have picked to play Mance Rayder

[Locke.]

Watching my first romcom in a while

[Novo]

Wonder if they'll do a 4th installment of the Before films

[Locke.]

Have you watched the third one yet

[Novo]

Yeah, it all ended in tears

[Locke.]

Seriously who the hell ever came up with the idea that Sarah Michelle Gellar was attractive enough to be the leading woman in a load of romance films

[Locke.]

Not her actually, the other one

[Locke.]

Sarah Jessica Parker

[Novo]

Watched a great one the other day called Serenpidity with Cusack and Beckinsale

[Brother Leon]

****ing **** off Celtics. Now you want to win when games mean **** all. What a **** ****ing season of sport.

[Novo]

:joker:

[Novo]

Bledsoe is just amazing

[Novo]

Jesus, didn't think the Play offs were for another 2 weeks but they start on Saturday, this game is even bigger then I thought

[Brother Leon]

These bloody scrubs that won't even be in the league never mind the team next season costing us a good draft pick. SMFH.

[Novo]

I can't watch The Suns and Mavs game, it's to much to bare, we just blown a 14 point lead in the third quarter

[arista]

Gutted AJ dropped the title to her though


Yes she needed a break, though

[Locke.]

What are the odds on Drew navigating twitter for the week and avoiding the spoiler of what happens in tonights Game of Thrones

[Benjamin]

10/11

[Novo]

Is GOT on at 3 Purdster?

[Josy]

http://giant.gfycat.com/RaggedFlawlessDachshund.gif

[King Gizzard]

Josy have you bought Stew the World Cup sticker album yet

[Josy]

Nah

[Josy]

Been waiting on him making me a cuppa since the goonies finished more than an hour ago :fist:

He's been addicted to some football app thing

[King Gizzard]

The Beach is on film four and Donnie Darko is on the horror channel

[Josy]

Police Interceptors is on 5

[Josy]

The beach has been on for ages

[Novo]

Its calling you my dear out of reach take me to Salsburgh beach

[King Gizzard]

455487246515204096

[michael21]

The beach has been on for ages

film 4+1

[Josy]

:laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Any last trickle of his teeny bopper fan base has just evaporated

[Novo]

Ffs look at that brute on channel 932

[Novo]

They surely arent paying that thing

[King Gizzard]

Pixie Lott mixed in with Nina Nesbit on 932

[Novo]

The one on 941 is to good for this

[King Gizzard]

Got that sort of "I'm only doing this to pay for uni" look about her

[Drew.]

There was a woman on 902 with the biggest breasts I had ever seen the other day, David couldn't get enough of them

[Novo]

Imagine being with that, shed probably cheat on you all the time but it would be worth it

[Novo]

They've got an office porn set on 902 instead of the sofa

[Drew.]

This was the monster

@CandyCharms69

[Novo]

What a predictable username

[King Gizzard]

Always have to be alliteration with names in porn

[King Gizzard]

And xxx instead of s

[King Gizzard]

Could Drew be any more of a Vekic simp on twitter

[Josy]

I have one of those annoying coughs that catch you off guard like I will be talking and the next minute coughing

[Novo]

Boo hoo, man up.

[Josy]

Boo hoo, man up.

You heartless thug.

I am ill here.

[Novo]

Early night for me

[Novo]

Scrap that

[Drew.]

What happened to those great 2am plug nights

[Novo]

What do you think about this song Drew?

jrL-8jreWTU

[Drew.]

****

[Novo]

****

http://oi59.tinypic.com/25pmrkx.jpg

[Drew.]

http://gossip-moms.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/kit1.gif

[Novo]

Have you wached anymore episodes lately?

[Drew.]

Not for a couple of days, should have some time to watch a couple tomorrow though.

[Novo]

Watch some tonight

[Drew.]

I am not breaking my sleeping routine i'm afraid, for the first time in years it is close to normal

[Josy]

Early night for me

Lie spotted

[Novo]

Might watch some true detective tonight

[Josy]

Thought you would have been watching that whilst it was on

[Locke.]

The great memories of drunken True Detective marathons on 24 hour coaches from Paris to Munich

[Josy]

We should post spoilers on his wall Locke since he's always spoiling tv shows for others

[Novo]

**** off I've never spoiled any show

[Josy]

Well I'm off to watch Assault on Precinct 13 just started on Sky action

[Locke.]

I don't remember giving permission for you to leave

[Novo]

And its Ian Black!!!!!!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c80ba45e402f0707faf85e169682c4c6/tumblr_n3yy1tPrIA1shaydvo4_r1_250.gif

[Josy]

Locke, Novo and Drew are probably still in bed the lazy slobs.

[Drew.]

I have been up since the early hours of this morning enjoying the sun.