Nailsworth Natter

[Black Dagger]

I am rather well thank you Marcus :love:

[Jake.]

lazy ****.

I had like 4 hours sleep so decided to take a nap :hmph:

[Marcus.]

I am rather well thank you Marcus :love:

good to hear bd
been up to much

I had like 4 hours sleep so decided to take a nap :hmph:

hi jake

[Jake.]

Hey Marco

[Drew.]

the chat thread has woken from the dead

[Marcus.]

the chat thread has woken from the dead

its seem in was tired drew
oh and hi

Hey Marco

hi jake
it you have a good day

[Jake.]

Yeah thanks Marc, had a lazy day, you?

[Marcus.]

Yeah thanks Marc, had a lazy day, you?

noughting really get ready for job center tomro ( see what they can help me)

[Josy]

It's been snowing here :love:

[Novo]

just started pissing down here

[Drew.]

quite sunny here

[smudgie]

It's been snowing here :love:

Yay..we meant to getting a dusting tomorrow.
Hope it waits until I get back home, I would hate to go flying and end up on my backside:blush:

[Locke.]

Nice and lovely rain here aswell

[Novo]

Josy do you think Locke's Avatar and Sig is a bit gay?

[Drew.]

Andy doing a James Arthur

[King Gizzard]

You just can't say things like that these days andy

[Black Dagger]

I'm offended. Ban him please.

[Locke.]

Looks like you will have to follow in James Arthur's path and recover the same way he did

https://twitter.com/JamesArthur23/status/401499178507190272

[Novo]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1464829/thumbs/o-STONEWALL-CAMPAIGN-570.jpg?1

i have turned a new leaf after seeing the Will Young campaign

[Novo]

talking about Gay

Brother Leon
Creating Thread
Serious Debates & News

[Shaun]

hello

[Stu]

Some generic human seems to have photobombed your avatar photo.

[Shaun]

i beg your ****ing pardon

that's gregg ****ing wallace

http://yepwecan.co.uk/uploads/2011/11/Gregg-Wallace-540x361.png

[Stu]

http://www.bibliocook.com/Gregg%27s%20Favourite%20Puddings%20by%20Gregg%20Wa llace.jpg

[King Gizzard]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/40a12bc20071cc717fc1c7440e92c7fb/tumblr_mman5rX0ya1rkl7zxo1_500.png

[King Gizzard]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4b63c552b17a4fe2486bdd3a1adbcda/tumblr_mra9prB3z31qm27tuo2_500.jpg

[Shaun]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c33ea5f532e6f419f25d28b3e967ef4/tumblr_mm126823qz1rkl7zxo1_500.png

[Shaun]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/eea340a32becb9f41799062d16377d8d/tumblr_mf8t77bRMZ1rkl7zxo1_500.png

[King Gizzard]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnsgamBl31qhbj4oo1_500.jpg

[Stu]

okay i love him

[Shaun]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c33ea5f532e6f419f25d28b3e967ef4/tumblr_mm126823qz1rkl7zxo1_500.png

this is particularly good if read to the tune of Like a Prayer

[Josy]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s403x403/1462990_443995789045435_103628978_n.jpg

[Jemal]

Excuse meeeeee Josephine?
Us men > Xmas trees

[Locke.]

What an emotional afternoon it has been

[Josy]

What an emotional afternoon it has been

Lose money at the bookies again?

[Novo]

he has an addiction

[arista]

he has an addiction

Of Course he has



And What about You
stuck in your Rut

[Novo]

had a nice win the other day actually, covers everyones Christmas presents but your still getting nothing

[arista]

had a nice win the other day actually, covers everyones Christmas presents but your still getting nothing


I do not need anything.

[Novo]

Soz Bill Gates

[arista]

Soz Bill Gates


I love It
when he is Shot in the Head on that Movie

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/xoKeQeMfN0s/hqdefault.jpg

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/20/article-2510528-1988820B00000578-138_964x702.jpg


Novo
can you keep the Press out of your back room, please

[Stu]

InOne's flat looking tip top as usual.

[Novo]

wonder where that Microwave box is that was being used as a makeshift TV stand or something

[arista]

wonder where that Microwave box is that was being used as a makeshift TV stand or something


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/20/article-2510528-198880D400000578-818_964x636.jpg

[King Gizzard]

I remember him not being best pleased about all that Lol

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/20/article-2510528-198880FC00000578-521_964x641.jpg
[Left to rot: A cream Citroen DS, with its shattered
windscreen and crumpled bonnet - is a sad shadow of its former self]

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2510528/Eerie-remnants-Worcestershire-farmhouse-abandoned-20-years-ago.html#ixzz2lDGNZWPZ

[Stu]

Yeah it was rather odd that he took it in bad humor. Mind you I'd be pissed too if I was eating Sugar Puffs off an ironing board.

Live forever, Joe.

[Novo]

the generic ale stained brown carpet as well just put the icing on the cake

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/20/article-2510528-198880A400000578-704_964x598.jpg

[Stu]

http://www.t52.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/51jx7h5desl_ss500_.jpg

[Jake.]

Jessica Biel and Megan Fox, wearing nothing but their socks, is all I really want for Christmas this year

[King Gizzard]

meh

[Jake.]

I'm watching Family Guy and I copied the lyrics, don't worry I also find both over-rated

[MTVN]

Was going to ask about the socks thing

[Jake.]

It's a fetish of mine

[King Gizzard]

socks just end up being a distraction

[Jake.]

I wouldn't know sadly

[Jake.]

I mean, ermm yeah, agreed, I'd know because of all of the chicks I've banged.. yeah

[Novo]

Josy what do you think of this guy?

hVIkdohUGkQ

[Black Dagger]

He's no Alex & Sierra, Jeff Gutt or Ellona Santiago is he tbh.

[Novo]

Shut up you bloody idiot and admire the future winner

[Black Dagger]

Future 6th placer more like. you bloomin cockhead.

[Novo]

listen here you blithering moron, do not doubt greatness when it is staring you in the face.

[Black Dagger]

He can't be that great, he's already been cut once :hmph:

[Black Dagger]

-contradicting myself because Queen Dami got cut and went on to win but shut up nob'ed-

[Novo]

and then he proved the Judges wrong by giving the best X Factor Performance ever

[Locke.]

Josy what do you think of this guy?

hVIkdohUGkQ

What a great performance

[Drew.]

oh no

http://www.bexhillobserver.net/news/local/man-sentenced-for-sex-with-shetland-pony-1-5696818

[Novo]

isn't that the place Mike Fleming was from?

[Drew.]

yeah it is

[Novo]

and you live near there as well don't you Grahame?

[Drew.]

i live far far away from any Shetland ponies

[Stu]

I'm so tired. My first day working for da gubament. I'm a sell out. I'm like Jez in Peep Show who was won over by the fact that he'd get his own swinging chair.

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. The bums lost.

[Josy]

Think I will find a Christmas Movie to watch

[Drew.]

some good Christmas movies on C5 tomorrow

[Josy]

What ones Drew?

The Christmas channel on sky movies is actually awful, I have never even heard of any of them :laugh:

[Drew.]

Its terrible, given up even checking to see if theres anything good on there now

An Old Fashioned Christmas, A Christmas Visitor and Single Santa Seeks Mrs Claus

[MTVN]

Have you ever seen this one Josy?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/

[Josy]

Its terrible, given up even checking to see if theres anything good on there now

An Old Fashioned Christmas, A Christmas Visitor and Single Santa Seeks Mrs Claus

Sounds about the only just watchable one tbh :suspect:

[Josy]

Have you ever seen this one Josy?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/

Nah Matt I have been telling you to watch it for months but I have never actually watched it myself.

[Drew.]

Single Santa Seeks Mrs Claus will be great

this is probably my favourite recent Christmas movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1519929/

[Brother Leon]

It is not December yet, sorry guys x

[Josy]

Oh look it's Scrooge^^^^

My favourite atm is Jingle All The Way

[Drew.]

i have Jingle All The Way and Jack Frost recorded so far.. hopefully record a couple more to add to my collection during the next two weeks

[Josy]

Jack Frost is too sad to be a proper Christmas Movie

[King Gizzard]

Oh look it's Scrooge^^^^

My favourite atm is Jingle All The Way

http://25.media.tumblr.com/deea7669a374b168f2058cd508807bdd/tumblr_mw2aqlTbW81sta2pwo1_500.gif

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Josy]

:laugh:

[Drew.]

there has to be a pug thread somewhere but i cba to search

http://24.media.tumblr.com/52614a20d2d278190da668c8a0f04f1f/tumblr_mwo98rY6RZ1sgmkguo1_400.gif

[Josy]

I'm sure there is one, you will need to looking into the murky depths of c&g though.

Chop chop.

[King Gizzard]

can you feel the love tonight josy

[Josy]

Yes Elton

[King Gizzard]

Yes Elton

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6g5zuWx0g1r4kkyno1_500.jpg

[Drew.]

i cant find one, might need to make one

[MTVN]

Ridiculous animals

[Drew.]

**** sakes there is one

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41lzbpHXp1rvj57to1_500.gif

[King Gizzard]

Ridiculously good animalshttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_malyy1aFxu1r90efro1_500.gif

[Jake.]

How unfair is it to get eczema on your armpit :( so sore

[King Gizzard]

savlon bro

[Drew.]

Have you been shaving your armpits again ?

[King Gizzard]

B1RxJW2OJ2k

[Jake.]

Have you been shaving your armpits again ?

Nope :( just got a random spread of eczema lol

[Drew.]

I don't think iv had that since I was about 10, I had a tiny bit on my arm.. No idea how I got rid of it though

[Jake.]

I don't know how to get rid of it either, and using deodorant is horrid, stings like hell :(

[Drew.]

Just need to dollop the cream on and hope for the best I think

[Jake.]

I always do lol, I'll stick some on before bed and hopefully mother books me a doctors appointment

[Jake.]

savlon bro

Oh I didn't see this lol

[Jake.]

Morning

[arista]

Morning



Spunker

[Jake.]

what

[Novo]

Drew up til 6am.. he'll be in bed til 7pm again then, Lazy Bastard.

[arista]

what


Spunker in the morning

[Josy]

Drew up til 6am.. he'll be in bed til 7pm again then, Lazy Bastard.

He is getting very lazy tbh

[Jake.]

Drew up til 6am.. he'll be in bed til 7pm again then, Lazy Bastard.

Suprised if he even bothers getting out of bed

[Novo]

Someone needs to have serious words with him, Arista leave him a visitor message giving him a few tips on how to get up early in the morning

[Jake.]

What a horrid lifestyle, yes Arista please teach him how to live life in the fast lane

[Josy]

What a horrid lifestyle, yes Arista please teach him how to live life in the fast lane

You have a scabby arm pit, not exactly wise to be taking the piss out of anyone else right now is it :idc:

[Novo]

we should all chip in and buy the poor kid an alarm clock for Christmas, it will be like the that Bear and The Hare advert but in human form.

[Jake.]

You have a scabby arm pit, not exactly wise to be taking the piss out of anyone else right now is it :idc:

Oh great the living ray of sunshine is here to brighten up my day

we should all chip in and buy the poor kid an alarm clock for Christmas, it will be like the that Bear and The Hare advert but in human form.

Except in this version he mumbles some explicit words that are not suitable for pre-watershed and presses the snooze button

[Drew.]

What a wonderful day

[Smithy]

I had a dream last night and I got sexually assaulted by a TiBB member in Boots

[Jake.]

which member

[Smithy]

Im not gonna say (but they worked there too, how unprofessional)


But swine was playing in the background which was rather apt :suspect:

[Novo]

**** sake it is Kizzy

[Drew.]

Drew up til 6am.. he'll be in bed til 7pm again then, Lazy Bastard.

He is getting very lazy tbh

Suprised if he even bothers getting out of bed

http://24.media.tumblr.com/52614a20d2d278190da668c8a0f04f1f/tumblr_mwo98rY6RZ1sgmkguo1_400.gif

[Novo]

acting all proud of that getting up at 12.30, shameful.

[Drew.]

I was up and out at 9am

[Jake.]

Probably still in his pit surrounded by walkers sensations and galaxy wrappers

[Novo]

sprawled out like a dead carcass wearing his tea stained white vest

[Drew.]

You have mistaken me for David I think

[Jake.]

sprawled out like a dead carcass wearing his tea stained white vest

:joker:

[Jake.]

Im not gonna say (but they worked there too, how unprofessional)


But swine was playing in the background which was rather apt :suspect:

Disgusting pig

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/22/article-2511925-1995709800000578-928_634x798.jpg


matt doing a :

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/22/article-2511925-1994F0CC00000578-738_634x431.jpg

[Josy]

http://i39.tinypic.com/23lds1v.png

[Drew.]

Gus my man

[King Gizzard]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/84c45601905bf8045d342fffd23e8448/tumblr_mofociwVPK1s7gcn5o1_500.gif

[Shaun]

swag swag on you
something something in the corner eating fondue

[Natalie.]

I don't know about me but I know about you

[Novo]

Leon what would you rate this song out of 10?

9-3MNqGjGnc

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/zN9xUzl.gif

[Ramsay]

sleep

[Ramsay]

they know what is what but they dont know what is what they just strut

[Ramsay]

what the ****

[Josy]

Karl :amazed:

[Ammi]

..Karl..:amazed:..

[Jake.]

......Karl........:amazed:.............

[Drew.]

Nathan with that guy out of Union J in his avatar

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/hand-gestures/facepalm-gesture-smiley-emoticon.gif

[Jake.]

It's not him though is it?

[Drew.]

of course it is

[Jake.]

Looks more like Barry White to me

[Marcus.]

good atfernoon

[Drew.]

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jj-union-j.jpg

[Jake.]

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jj-union-j.jpg

Are you sure? :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Who was that in MMI's signature the other month, think it was a green background and you looked like twins

Thought it was you for a minute

[Drew.]

Yup definitely him

[Jake.]

Who was that in MMI's signature the other month, think it was a green background and you looked like twins

Thought it was you for a minute

Looked like me? You did mention it, think he was called Sam from The Mole Australia?

[King Gizzard]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/65934c935e17f1b6384548ae4d3fd69d/tumblr_msn1edhubm1ry8mobo1_500.png

[King Gizzard]

ok in that photo you do, but not so much in this one http://l.yimg.com/ea/im_siggd3UDGVjr0mKh0BrBiecd7Q---x480-q80/img/-/130612/sam_nsw_18rfuuk-18rfuva.jpg

[Drew.]

is that meant to be Jake?

[Jake.]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/65934c935e17f1b6384548ae4d3fd69d/tumblr_msn1edhubm1ry8mobo1_500.png

ok in that photo you do, but not so much in this one http://l.yimg.com/ea/im_siggd3UDGVjr0mKh0BrBiecd7Q---x480-q80/img/-/130612/sam_nsw_18rfuuk-18rfuva.jpg

Tbh they don't even look like the same person lol

[Jake.]

is that meant to be Jake?

I can confirm that it was a selfie taken of me last month whilst playing poker

[Jake.]

Right, who has been pissing about with my sig this time

[Drew.]

Josy, i caught her red handed doing it to mine yesterday

[Jake.]

I don't know actually, Nathan has gone awfully quiet rather quickly

[Drew.]

there it is

[Jake.]

:joker: pretty good how she managed to get him put over the top of the gif actually

[King Gizzard]

thought it added a bit of character to your sig but I will delete them ok

[Jake.]

Up to you, I need to find a new sig anyway

[Drew.]

Nathan, can you add something to Andys sig for me?

[King Gizzard]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4swfinL731qdv2s8o1_500.gif

[Drew.]

chop chop

http://i.imgur.com/8UyXaez.png

[King Gizzard]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa57a354be12f55ccc802ece1fe17c08/tumblr_mtwnanBWOf1sf5sa6o1_500.gif

[King Gizzard]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/82b9b1a08f7cba5225a9b6735a225274/tumblr_msegz5BpKQ1sf5sa6o1_500.gif

[King Gizzard]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/965ce08085079c853755f851bfcdfc25/tumblr_mrswxemud31sf5sa6o1_400.gif

[Jake.]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4swfinL731qdv2s8o1_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa57a354be12f55ccc802ece1fe17c08/tumblr_mtwnanBWOf1sf5sa6o1_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/82b9b1a08f7cba5225a9b6735a225274/tumblr_msegz5BpKQ1sf5sa6o1_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/965ce08085079c853755f851bfcdfc25/tumblr_mrswxemud31sf5sa6o1_400.gif

all amazing

[Josy]

Hello.

Feeling like ****, I went out shopping and came back with a cold, fantastic.

[Drew.]

did you buy anything else whilst you were out?

[Josy]

I never bought the cold did I :idc:

And yes I bought lots of stuff, some xmas presents for others, some stuff for myself and some bits and bobs for the house.

[King Gizzard]

:blush:

[Drew.]

did you find mine and Nathans birthday presents too?

[King Gizzard]

local news big headline ''row over garden in Suffolk'' yesssss we have hit the big time news story

[Jake.]

Oh and mine, call it a belated present

[Josy]

local news big headline ''row over garden in Suffolk'' yesssss we have hit the big time news story

You been fighting with the neighbours again?

[King Gizzard]

Josy taking no prisoners with the spammer tonight

[Natalie.]

morning

[Jake.]

Home alone for literally over 24 hours

[Brother Leon]

Home alone for literally over 24 hours

-invites self to party-

[Jake.]

I would have had one had it not been a Tuesday lol

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/tuXuyuk.jpg

[Josy]

Who the **** does Harry think he is

[MTVN]

Quite nice of him to stop to pose for a picture with that random bald guy, must be a fan or something

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/276J6nAs.jpg

[Josy]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar60436_100.gif

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/NDCMgz2s.jpg

[Natalie.]

is that kurt angle

[Jake.]

I believe so

[Josy]

Yeah it is.

I'm watching a documentary about the Japan tsunami (well it's on in the background) and when the waves are sweeping everything away you hear the one with the camera saying his dad took off on his bike but he's too slow, so now I can imagine a really old Japanese man cycling like mad to try get away from the waves :eek:

Poor old man.

[King Gizzard]

Who the **** does Harry think he is

http://i.imgur.com/F6SXkQF.jpg

[Josy]

http://i.imgur.com/F6SXkQF.jpg

Who the **** does 'I don't know this ones name' think he is

[arista]

Kurts on so many pain killers
old wrestler

[Drew.]

Strange feeling waking up when it's dark, I wasnt sure if it was still the night before or if had missed a whole day

[King Gizzard]

nothing more depressing then missing the light hours completely, it ends up just feeling like one long day when I do that

[Jake.]

Lazy bastards

[Jake.]

I've just realised that my first lesson is going to be in the dark :(

[Drew.]

I think this is the latest Iv ever woken up..

When's your lesson

[Brother Leon]

A woman legit tried to snatch my phone out my hand today when running on to a train. Is it bad that I tripped her up when she missed? I actually feel bad. I swear I'm too nice.

[Jake.]

Tomorrow at half five

[Jake.]

A woman legit tried to snatch my phone out my hand today when running on to a train. Is it bad that I tripped her up when she missed? I actually feel bad. I swear I'm too nice.

I don't blame you, the cheek of the bloody bitch...

[King Gizzard]

i've felt tired all day and i had enough sleep, what can i do to wake me up

might go dunk my head in loads of cold water or something

I choked in my sleep last night and couldn't breathe for a while, that is the 439838349348 time this has happened to me maybe I need to see a doctor

[Jake.]

Yeah I'd book an appointment

[Drew.]

A woman legit tried to snatch my phone out my hand today when running on to a train. Is it bad that I tripped her up when she missed? I actually feel bad. I swear I'm too nice.

Should have teabagged the bitch

i've felt tired all day and i had enough sleep, what can i do to wake me up

might go dunk my head in loads of cold water or something

I choked in my sleep last night and couldn't breathe for a while, that is the 439838349348 time this has happened to me maybe I need to see a doctor

Choking on what?

[King Gizzard]

don't know, I think it's sick each time (sorry lol)

[Josy]

You are one lazy ****er Drew.

Nathan go out a walk

[Josy]

Aww that vid Lee posted has actually made me quite sad.

[King Gizzard]

sad bastard

[Josy]

http://i.imgur.com/veaxqJz.gif

[King Gizzard]

even I have to admit my sig is amazing

[King Gizzard]

I wonder if plug will finally work tonight, hasn't worked in about 3 days

[Drew.]

don't know, I think it's sick each time (sorry lol)

Yeah a docs appointment is needed lol

[arista]

i've felt tired all day and i had enough sleep, what can i do to wake me up

might go dunk my head in loads of cold water or something

I choked in my sleep last night and couldn't breathe for a while, that is the 439838349348 time this has happened to me maybe I need to see a doctor


No its a blip

[Smithy]

I'm seeing catching fire tonight :amazed:

[Jake.]

I'm seeing catching fire tonight :amazed:

It's really good!

[Smithy]

I'm so excited :amazed: :amazed:

I loved the book, and i've done well avoiding all the gifs of it on tumblr

[Brother Leon]

Not this **** again. At least the cult is dead :p :laugh:

[Niamh.]

I'm so excited :amazed: :amazed:

I loved the book, and i've done well avoiding all the gifs of it on tumblr

I went again on Sunday

[Smithy]

thats nice for you niamh, i'm glad you get out of the house on your zimmer :hmph:

[Niamh.]

Jealousy is a bitch Smithy :idc:

[Smithy]

Yeah so are you :idc:

[Jake.]

Hi I'm Niamh and I need to apply for a bank loan each time a film I like comes out

[Niamh.]

Yeah so are you :idc:

Well, that's not very nice :nono:

[Smithy]

Hi I'm Niamh and I need to apply for a bank loan each time a film I like comes out

:joker:

[Natalie.]

WHO IS Sharkeisha

[King Gizzard]

no idea, was wondering that myself actually cause it's trending on twitter

some crappy sassy bitch thing I bet

[Shaun]

hiya!!!

[Natalie.]

instagram video sharkeisha hits this girl when she was talking and then starts kicking her..

[Brother Leon]

WHO IS Sharkeisha

Some girl that knocked the lights out of some other girl. The vine of it is tearing the Internet.

[King Gizzard]

ouch, that sound better have just been her glasses breaking

[Roy Mars III]

Sharkeisha, what a name

[Roy Mars III]

there was a girl in school named La-a

and you were suppose to pronounce the dash, so it was pronounced Ladasha

[Brother Leon]

Kim Kar-ian

[King Gizzard]

I don't know why this is a thing https://twitter.com/FootballerBoobs

[Natalie.]

that is very..interesting nathan

[Natalie.]

i didn't just follow it

[King Gizzard]

i don't know why i just did

[Benjamin]

The turtle is back in the building.

Also, why has nobody used this thread for 5 days? :suspect:

[Shaun]

got distracted by footballerboobs

[Benjamin]

I blame the darts crew tbh. Absolute trouble makers.

[King Gizzard]

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[Benjamin]

I loved the Ninja Turtles