Nailsworth Natter

[Josy]

Get him out and get some riggins in

[Drew.]

Gather the troops and i will plug

[Ryan57]

Everybody goes quiet. :hehe:

[King Gizzard]

hurry up josy

[Josy]

What?

[King Gizzard]

what

[King Gizzard]

you heard

[Josy]

Why can't you post wall messages on tapatalk

[King Gizzard]

cus tapatalk

[Drew.]

No results on Yahoo for why can't you post wall messages on tapatalk on thisisbigbrother.com

[Josy]

Yeah well :fist:

[King Gizzard]

i have been on the verge of 80k for ages now

[Drew.]

Is there an 80k award

[King Gizzard]

471027169528131584

[MTVN]

:joker:

[Drew.]

Quite possibly the strangest twitter conversation i've seen

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/471056626531983361

[Locke.]

So jealous right now. One of the guys I was staying in an apartment with in Paris just arrived in Alaska. I need to start saving up again

[Josy]

Get a move on then

[Drew.]

David are those lightsabers still for sale, i will donate £5 to the Alaska funds

[Locke.]

I couldn't bring myself to sell those, they are nice and safely stored away in the loft

[Marsh.]

Where are you at the minute Locke?

[Locke.]

The sunny shores of Bootle

[Marsh.]

I can give you a lift to the bus station? :laugh:

[Josy]

Right.

Time for some pool jam I think whilst everyones busy with the pub quiz

[Brother Leon]

Well

[Drew.]

It has been an emotional 10 days and the house is still standing but the end of my reign as king of the house will come to an end tonight

[Brother Leon]

It has been an emotional 10 days and the house is still standing but the end of my reign as king of the house will come to an end tonight

Sorry I had to move in,bro x

[Drew.]

It can't be any worse than what dumb and dumber would have been if they had made it here

[King Gizzard]

why is it even called pool jam, there is no jam involved

[Locke.]

Kwabs

[Josy]

why is it even called pool jam, there is no jam involved

Who knows, but lets be honest no ones ever beating KG's score anyway are they

[Locke.]

Can't you clear all the old scores out, would make it more fun to play, it is boring now

[King Gizzard]

I am calling bull**** on his score in that tennis game, he must have cheated or slowed his browser down

[King Gizzard]

Can't you clear all the old scores out, would make it more fun to play, it is boring now

I have put this question to james a couple of times, hopefully it does happen

[michael21]

why is it even called pool jam, there is no jam involved

there is the way i play it

[King Gizzard]

couple of hours of

http://i.imgur.com/wa6Bs4d.png

[King Gizzard]

.

[Josy]

What would you do

[michael21]

What would you do

begins with w

[Josy]

Can't you clear all the old scores out, would make it more fun to play, it is boring now

I will say to James

[Drew.]

What the hell have you done to Riggins

[Josy]

I gave him pretty surroundings

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/b6K1V6g.gif

[Josy]

http://i.imgur.com/b6K1V6g.gif

Actually laughed loud then

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

does anyone in here remember

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

dip dip dip maa blue ship

[michael21]

I will say to James

proof that all mods and admin live in a big house together a bit like bb :bouncy:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2vj4s5e.gif

[Locke.]

Time for a Captain America marathon

[Jessica.]

Good day chums.

[Glenn.]

Yo

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-watches football/scratches nuts-

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i fit in here

[Glenn.]

I love tits

[Jessica.]

-watches football/scratches nuts-

I watched football in a bar a few months ago, I never saw so many bald patches, also, I was the only woman there. :umm2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

jess tits or ****

[Glenn.]

Why were you watching football in the pub?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

tittie

[Jessica.]

Why were you watching football in the pub?

My boyfriend took me there. :joker: He said he wont take me to a stadium though because his friends don't bring their girlfriends. :nono:

[Glenn.]

Oh so you had to endure it because your boyfriend was watching. Gutted :joker:

[Jessica.]

Oh so you had to endure it because your boyfriend was watching. Gutted :joker:

It wasn't too bad actually, I laughed most of the time because if a player would barely brush off another they would throw themselves on the ground and act like they broke every bone in their body! It's hilarious. :joker:

[Glenn.]

That's why I despise football. There's men and woman fighting wars but footballers fall to the ground and act like they're dying.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:umm2:

[Ramsay]

:umm2: :umm2:

[Jessica.]

That's why I despise football. There's men and woman fighting wars but footballers fall to the ground and act like they're dying.

I think it makes it way more entertaining to watch, it's like a drama or something instead of just a game, footballers are terrible actors, I must say.

[Glenn.]

:umm2::umm2::umm2:

[Jessica.]

Kerplunk124

[Ramsay]

124 in da house

[Drew.]

That's why I despise football. There's men and woman fighting wars but footballers fall to the ground and act like they're dying.

https://24.media.tumblr.com/20f649c5403d5b2eac63fb116e4344c5/tumblr_mzp84hV5jT1sva2fko2_500.gif

[Jessica.]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/20f649c5403d5b2eac63fb116e4344c5/tumblr_mzp84hV5jT1sva2fko2_500.gif

:joker: I love that gif, it never gets old

[Glenn.]

Footballs only saving grace is that some footballers are hot

[Jessica.]

Footballs only saving grace is that some footballers are hot

http://puu.sh/96i9n/56fa06c5d1.jpg

[Glenn.]

And they run around in shorts which is a pro

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

https://beautydart.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/ice_hocus_pocus.jpg

glenn and i tryna spot a tittie

[Glenn.]

Omg hocus pocus :lovedup:

[Jessica.]

http://worldsoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/nicklas-helenius-vertonghen-600x555.jpg

[Glenn.]

http://worldsoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/nicklas-helenius-vertonghen-600x555.jpg

Football certainly has it's advantages

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i hate guys wearing that type of underwear idek what its called

[Jessica.]

They need to tie the strings on their waist! :nono:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/06/article-2305158-19234D43000005DC-574_306x423.jpg

[Jessica.]

i hate guys wearing that type of underwear idek what its called

I think they are briefs? Idk, they are horrid, I agree. Everyone knows that boxer briefs are the best type of underwear for every man.

[Ramsay]

What is this madness

[Jessica.]

Do you use briefs Karl?

[Black Dagger]

Who are all these gays coming in here, they aren't welcome, get them out.

[Jessica.]

Who are all these gays coming in here, they aren't welcome, get them out.
Hi Lucas. :love:
:nono: I'll have you know I'm straight as a poker.

[Glenn.]

Um I have a wife and two children tyvm Lucas

[Glenn.]

I think they are briefs? Idk, they are horrid, I agree. Everyone knows that boxer briefs are the best type of underwear for every man.

I like briefs. I prefer tight boxer shirts though

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shut up lucas

[Jessica.]

I like briefs. I prefer tight boxer shirts though

Why do you like them? They look so ugly. :sad: Tight boxer shorts are boxer-briefs. :nono:

[Glenn.]

Whatever. Didn't know you were the underwear police :hmph:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

cazwell

[Glenn.]

Is this where Lucas disappeared too? Is he straight now :suspect:

[Jessica.]

Whatever. Didn't know you were the underwear police :hmph:

Well, I am the underwear police whether you like it or not, I am about to send my deputy underwear sheriff Scott to inspect yours.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

glenn cazwell is bald and hot there is hope for you

[Glenn.]

They're dirty :idc:

[Ramsay]

I love me some loose boxer shorts

[Glenn.]

How is cazwell

[Jessica.]

glenn cazwell is bald and hot there is hope for you

:pat:

[Glenn.]

I can't stand loose boxers shorts. They twist and ride up into places

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

did you mean who

[Glenn.]

Yes

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

opHxCnQfa44

:flutter:

[Glenn.]

He's ok I suppose

[Jessica.]

He has a bum chin.

[Glenn.]

Any holes a goal

[Jessica.]

That chin gon' get some action :evilgrin:

[Pete.]

me doing promo for britney jean
http://www.abload.de/img/hottie2cnjwb.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no selfie control is a bop

[michael21]

me doing promo for britney jean
http://www.abload.de/img/hottie2cnjwb.gif

are you female then pete :conf:

[Jessica.]

Got a nice donner burger to munch on

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/Rz97Pj0.jpg

[Glenn.]

Gross

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am evil homer

[Jessica.]

http://i.imgur.com/Rz97Pj0.jpg

:joker:

[Brother Leon]

Joey Barton in Question time :joker:

[Drew.]

The audience can't get enough

[Drew.]

Think this is the first ever musician other than R. Kelly that has been in my avatar and sig, I mean business

4 days it lasted

[Locke.]

The sig is still there

[Novo]

be quiet you tit

[Locke.]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/15d02a1a518804ed6b57bbefdd83c5db/tumblr_n639epJ5Lp1qdgn5lo1_500.png

[Locke.]

http://i.imgur.com/5ERQ8FU.png

http://i.imgur.com/TLHIMb8.png

[Marsh.]

Is that your twitter Locke? :fist:

[Josy]

kfVsfOSbJY0

[Brother Leon]

Can confirm House Of Cards>>>anything actually on tele now that Breaking Bad finished.

5* show.

[Josy]

Can confirm House Of Cards>>>anything actually on tele now that Breaking Bad finished.

5* show.

GoT>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Drew.]

FNL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I have almost finished season 3 of GoT

daenerys and melisandre :flutter:

[Josy]

Dany is boring as hell though Scott

[Josy]

FNL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Its over, let it go..

But talking about FNL I watched that Devils Due last night with him that plays Matt Saracen in it, was alright but not amazing.

[MTVN]

I have started watching Suits recently and it is the greatest show of all time

[Josy]

What is it

[MTVN]

Bout a law firm in NY

[Josy]

Oh were you not talking about that before?

[MTVN]

Never mentioned it on here before just now

[Josy]

:suspect:

I'm sure you did in one of these threads you were deciding whether to watch that or something else and I said I would find that a bit boring

[Ramsay]

Suits and House of Cards :worship:
Such good taste in here

[MTVN]

I certainly did not Josy and I resent the suspicion

[MTVN]

http://cdn.lipstiq.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tumblr_m6qcgk9wfs1r38ro2o2_1280.png

The man

[Josy]

I certainly did not Josy and I resent the suspicion

:joker:

What was the other show with lawyers in it you were talking about then?

I'm going to search later btw I know you have mentioned that before

[Josy]

Eurgh him from The Day after Tomorrow and Hostel, he's a twat in both.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

excuse me she has dragons how is she boring :smug:

[Josy]

excuse me she has dragons how is she boring :smug:

The dragons are the only thing interesting about her atm, her sections of both the book and the show bore me to sleep.

[MTVN]

:joker:

What was the other show with lawyers in it you were talking about then?

I'm going to search later btw I know you have mentioned that before

Was wondering whether to watch House of Cards or True Detective a while back if thats what you mean

[Niamh.]

I have started watching Suits recently and it is the greatest show of all time

It's good but it's not the greatest show of all time...........far from it. Harvey is so cheesy as well

[Josy]

Was wondering whether to watch House of Cards or True Detective a while back if thats what you mean

Hmm must have been House of Cards then

[Niamh.]

The dragons are the only thing interesting about her atm, her sections of both the book and the show bore me to sleep.

She's worse in the book I think. Arya is clearly the best character

[Josy]

Is Harvey that guy from the pic up there Nimah ^^^^

[Josy]

She's worse in the book I think. Arya is clearly the best character

Yeah I hated her chapters in the book

[Niamh.]

Is Harvey that guy from the pic up there Nimah ^^^^

No, that's Louis, Harvey is the guy in Jesus sig, this guy


http://i61.tinypic.com/dzt8ur.png

[MTVN]

It's good but it's not the greatest show of all time...........far from it. Harvey is so cheesy as well

Wrong on both counts

[Niamh.]

Wrong on both counts

I love how all the men think Harvey is the smoothest, coolest guy ever and all the women think he's a smarmy cheesy idiot :joker:

[Josy]

Looks very cheesy tbh plus that other guys a twat.

Not the show for me.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

josy do you stan hard for coven

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/tumblr_mw8vwpdeo81qzi80do1_500.gif

:flutter:

[Josy]

josy do you stan hard for coven

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/tumblr_mw8vwpdeo81qzi80do1_500.gif

:flutter:

What one?

The Movie from years ago?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no the series from last year

[Niamh.]

It was terrible compared to the first two Scott, another season like that and I'll just stop watching I reckon

[Josy]

Nope never watched it.

I was actually thinking abut the movie from your sig but that's The Craft isn't it?

That was alright but the Covenant is better, plus Taylor Kitsch is in it :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

It was terrible compared to the first two Scott, another season like that and I'll just stop watching I reckon

:nono:

but yes the craft :flutter:

[MTVN]

I love how all the men think Harvey is the smoothest, coolest guy ever and all the women think he's a smarmy cheesy idiot :joker:

He is the best closer in New York, you would jump into in his bed within seconds

[Drew.]

http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/02/38732539-38732542-large.jpg

[Josy]

Good ol Landry

[Niamh.]

He is the best closer in New York, you would jump into in his bed within seconds

He's no Patrick Jane Matthew

http://i58.tinypic.com/69kzrm.gif

[Josy]

^^^ Ew

[Josy]

OMFG at my sig :laugh3:

[MTVN]

Look at that stupid curly hair http://i.imgur.com/zoxsWrj.png

[Josy]

http://i.imgur.com/L7GvqMq.png

[Drew.]

There are some terrible sigs going around at the moment

[Niamh.]

^^^ Ew

http://i.imgur.com/zoxsWrj.png

[Josy]

:laugh:

[Drew.]

Who did this!!!!

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/GxaGmKo.png

[Natalie.]

:laugh:

[Brother Leon]

Locke's sig is way too big. Edit it,Josy.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

leon do you stan hard for matangi

[Locke.]

My sig is very small

[michael21]

My sig is very small

:laugh2:

i not head it called that before


boooom

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

locke remember sirens :flutter:

[Drew.]

:laugh2:

i not head it called that before


boooom

:joker:

[Brother Leon]

leon do you stan hard for matangi

Haven't really heard it. I like M.I.A though so I'll just say yeah :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

well listen soon

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

warriors is a bop

[Brother Leon]

:laugh2:

i not head it called that before


boooom

LOL

[King Gizzard]

:laugh2:

i not head it called that before


boooom

Locke has been hazed

[michael21]

Locke has been hazed

yep i got him good that time :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

leon

[Brother Leon]

leon

Yup? x

[Marsh.]

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am drunk

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i bought equal parts lager and cider to mix but i keep running out of cider

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it happened once but i am buying more idc

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i forgot which thread i belong to

[Locke.]

locke remember sirens :flutter:

There is an American version of it now

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

gross

i was just here for richard madden :flutter:

[Locke.]

My christmas sig is ready

https://24.media.tumblr.com/213c7d56f5aa2bdb520fe89c4c18e83a/tumblr_n6c6muhPsH1tokndto1_500.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:flutter:

its lovely

[Locke.]

****. I have made a grievous mistake, drinking all the remaining alcohol tonight instead of waiting til tomorrow when the boxing is on

[Josy]

I'm watching 28 weeks later :idc:

[Drew.]

Thats an odd smiley to use for that particular sentence Josy

[Ramsay]

I'm watching Teletubbies :idc:

[Drew.]

Fantastic programme :idc:

[Brother Leon]

http://i.imgur.com/GxaGmKo.png

[Josy]

Who's your fave tellytubby Karl

[Ramsay]

The gay one

[Ramsay]

8XKbqIAJtBg

TINKY! D:

[Josy]

94 members online BB Season is definitely upon us

[Brother Leon]

I hope the Server is ready.

[Josy]

Its ready and saying 'Bring it on'

[Ramsay]

Anyone for a game of kerplunk?

[King Gizzard]

Its ready and saying 'Bring it on'

bit cheesy that

[Drew.]

The ban list will be completely full this time next week

[King Gizzard]

servers don't even talk

[Marsh.]

Its ready and saying 'Bring it on'

Salman hacked Josy?

[King Gizzard]

I like how every time I see Drew's sig there is one less http://i.imgur.com/GxaGmKo.png

[King Gizzard]

some people have too much time on their hands

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpEiTEYIUAEa0sL.jpg

[MTVN]

Very liberal outlining, can make basically anything a penis

[King Gizzard]

it is pretty penis-like though

[Josy]

You would know Matt

[Drew.]

1/10 for that joke

[Josy]

Shut up drew

[Drew.]

Sorry

http://i.imgur.com/rJgqoYF.png

[Josy]

:laugh:

[Ryan57]

Phwoarrr... the girth on that.

[Josy]

Phwoarrr... the girth on that.

http://i.imgur.com/GxaGmKo.png


Whatcha talking aboot Ryan?

[Ryan57]

That wonderful outline of a cock somebody drew in the picture above. Missing John Terry to complete it. though.

[Josy]

Ah right

[Josy]

:wavey:

[Novo]

0yDrtNEr_5M

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

novo remember our first date watching peter pan on plug @ 4am :flutter:

[Josy]

:umm2:

[Drew.]

Never told me about this Andy

[Novo]

Can remember Scott making sexual comments about the lost boys and Smee whilst I was scampering around YouTube looking for part 4

[Black Dagger]

Probably doped up on rohypnol.

[Marsh.]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrg4vn9ez1qm037oo1_500.gif

[Black Dagger]

What a jolly looking gif.

[Josy]

It's all coming out now eh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

true romance :flutter:

[Novo]

we need to watch Return to Neverland next

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you put that on and it was **** iirc :think:

no nana = no movie

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

sleeping beauty please

scrumps :flutter:

[Black Dagger]

And it had a ****ing Octopus over that iconic crocodile.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i LIVE for tick tock the croc

[Novo]

Smee is Scott and Captain Hook is the turtle

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'll take that

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ben does look abit hooky :think:

[Josy]

24 is on in 10 minutes :flutter:

[Brother Leon]

I miss working in Retail. Piece of cake compared to this **** mayne. 3 day weekend this week though..god bless.

[Josy]

Always moaning you Leon

[Locke.]

First time I've had toothache in such a long time, feel like Oberyn after last weeks episode

[Josy]

First time I've had toothache in such a long time, feel like Oberyn after last weeks episode

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/peter-dinklage-imgur.png

[Drew.]

You were bloody complaining about a tooth ache about 2 months ago