Nailsworth Natter

[King Gizzard]

8 hour shift and missing bb even if i dont watch it anyway

killer

[Brother Leon]

10-7 shift>>

Even though I get home and don't do anything with the night anyway :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

2pm til 10pm

kill me now fam

[King Gizzard]

day off tomorrow but that's just full of having dental work

[Drew.]

Pray for Nath

[Locke.]

You were bloody complaining about a tooth ache about 2 months ago

That was just a tiny little pain for an hour or so. This time it's back with a rampage, and is the same tooth. I should have got it checked out back then.

[Drew.]

It is all that sugar you have been eating

[Locke.]

All that fresh air on the bike ride to London has weakened my teeth defences

[Drew.]

Be prepared to have a couple of teeth pulled out

http://static.lfgss.com/attachments/35471d1296171106-bum_with_bad_teeth.jpg

[Jemal]

I swear the sports forum posters mostly post in here:laugh:

[michael21]

I swear the sports forum posters mostly post in here:laugh:

:dance::dance::dance:

[Josy]

You lot are a bunch of miserable moaning bampots

[Novo]

Onion Knight! Oh Ser Onion Knight!

[Locke.]

Dentist in one hour, this is terrifying

[Josy]

Dentist in one hour, this is terrifying

I'm terrified of the dentist too but it's really over pretty fast and if it gets rid of the pain then it's worth it eh?

[Locke.]

I had a very traumatic experience last time I was there I fear I may not return this time, I must make up with Claymores now before it is too late

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/06/article-0-1E81E21600000578-348_634x359.jpg


Things could be worse for you
look at this wally

[Claymores]

Arista in chat room shoite shocker - new things happen

[Claymores]

I had a very traumatic experience last time I was there I fear I may not return this time, I must make up with Claymores now before it is too late

I don't wear make up child

ETA - is it free for you on the NHS?

[Locke.]

I don't wear make up child

ETA - is it free for you on the NHS?

No, had to pay £18 for a temporary filling 'cos it was an emergency appointment. Have to book in again for in a couple of months time and I think it will cost £50 then for a proper one.

[Drew.]

What a terrible night

[Locke.]

Get Marlicio in your sig or I'll make your day even worse

[Drew.]

There is no room in the inn

[Locke.]

You know that one of those girls is going to end up being an annoying bitch so you might as well save your time and switch her (Kimberly) for Marlicio now before it's too late

[Drew.]

It is bound to change during this first week getting to know them all. I can't risk Marlon Dingle going in just yet, he is a disaster waiting to happen with those chat up lines.

[Locke.]

Was reading his interview before, he has promised to bed at least 2 female housemates and who are we to doubt the Silva Tongue?

[Drew.]

Marlon is the type of guy to put a tab down and let all the ladies use it, get out to the taxi with each arm round a lady only for Ash to roll up in a Ferrari and drive off with his girls.

[Locke.]

Don't pit them against each other, they are a team, just look at my thread

[Drew.]

Marlon is going to be learning from the very best.

[Locke.]

At least you're admitting Ash is better than Christopher

[Drew.]

Christopher isn't interested in females

[Josy]

Missed the parcel delivery guy by a few minutes and he doesn't even leave a number on the card? or when he will be back ffs

[Locke.]

So that's why he reminded me of you so much

[Drew.]

I'd rather be compared to Christopher than scouse Mark

[Josy]

Never mind that, where the **** is my parcel :fist:

[Drew.]

I've been waiting a week for my parcel I think I deserve mine first

[Josy]

Don't be silly now Drew.

Anyway I just spoke to a nice little chap called Kapil on the webchat and he has informed me my parcel will be redelivered on Monday.

[Josy]

Novo already letting down the Ash fanclub, members complaining and everything in there

[Drew.]

What was in the parcel Josy

[Locke.]

Daenerys Stormborn's severed head

[Josy]

What was in the parcel Josy

Its my prize that I posted about a couple of weeks ago, still bloody waiting for it :bored:

[Drew.]

Your delivery men are worse than mine, that was ages ago

[Josy]

Your delivery men are worse than mine, that was ages ago

Yeah I think it was about 3 weeks wasn't it? and it's John Lewis fault they never had any in stock.

[Josy]

Pissed off though because I was planning on a long lie in until about 10am and I got woke up early for nothing.

Whats your delivery for?

[Locke.]

Hang on, what happened to the new Kitsch avatar

[Josy]

Hang on, what happened to the new Kitsch avatar

Changed it back, felt too weird.

[Locke.]

Do you like my sig Josy, I made it myself

[Drew.]

Pissed off though because I was planning on a long lie in until about 10am and I got woke up early for nothing.

Whats your delivery for?

A stereo socket so i can plug headphones into the back of my new TV and a HDMI cable, nothing interesting

[Drew.]

At least you weren't woken up by your cats running around upstairs chasing after a mouse

[Josy]

I wouldn't have a cat, stupid animals.

And yes very nice sig Locke, never knew your username was Saejima on fanpop though :idc:

[Josy]

https://scontent-b-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10423793_10152525805255127_6300625215709031641_n.p ng

[Locke.]

I wouldn't have a cat, stupid animals.

And yes very nice sig Locke, never knew your username was Saejima on fanpop though :idc:

Where the bloody hell does it say that

[Josy]

Where the bloody hell does it say that

On that sig that you made yourself :idc:












Nah someone called that added that sig to fanpop over a year ago.

[Drew.]

Locke thinking he can get away with taking compliments for something he didn't make

[Locke.]

They have stolen my hard work

[Josy]

:laugh:

[Brother Leon]

What a terrible sig.

[Josy]

Clicking edit on a post instead of quote :fist:

Been doing it all day

[Drew.]

Clicking edit on a post instead of quote :fist:

Been doing it all day

Clicking quote on a post instead of edit :fist:

[Drew.]

Oh no

[Josy]

:hehe:

[King Gizzard]

She's not the best but Kirk is still punching well above his weight

[Drew.]

Where are these sig restrictions, i am sure mine is within the correct size

[King Gizzard]

there is bending the rules for the restrictions for sigs then there is just taking the piss, drew :idc:

[Drew.]

It is a shame as that was the best sig i've ever had

[Novo]

Noooooooo We are never ever ever getting back together

[King Gizzard]

got this in a shop today real cheap, josy will be proud

http://blog.moodmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Nirvana.jpg

[Ramsay]

:worship:

[Black Dagger]

Why is You've Been Framed still a thing.

[Josy]

got this in a shop today real cheap, josy will be proud

http://blog.moodmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Nirvana.jpg

:amazed:

Amazing :worship:

[Novo]

Which I could unplug them once and for all

[MTVN]

Once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny

[Josy]

Which I could unplug them once and for all

Don't ever say that again.

Once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny

What you giving it tonight? are you not usually down the bowling club with the over 60's on a Saturday night?

[King Gizzard]

Would be a great Nailsworth Natter day out at my local bowling green about 3 minutes from my house. They even have a little cafe that does scones and tea

[Josy]

Yeah you would all fit right in

[Drew.]

I used to go to a bowls club when i was about 11

[King Gizzard]

what are they going to do with all the bowling greens once all the old people die

[Drew.]

Then new old people will come along, we all age Nathan

[King Gizzard]

yeah but the sport will die out with the old people

[Drew.]

I'm going to have to think about this one, i'm quite confused

[Josy]

Take your time, hurry up, The choice is yours, Don't be late.

[MTVN]

Don't ever say that again.



What you giving it tonight? are you not usually down the bowling club with the over 60's on a Saturday night?

Not when Star Wars is on ITV 2 I'm not

[Josy]

Not when Star Wars is on ITV 2 I'm not

:laugh:

Ash is your fave in BB isn't he?

[MTVN]

What are you up to this fine evening Josy

[MTVN]

:laugh:

Ash is your fave in BB isn't he?

Nah seems like a bit of a floppy haired muppet him

[Drew.]

Star Wars over the football Matthew?

[MTVN]

Don't be silly, Star Wars ends at 9.30 just in time for another dull England game

[Drew.]

I have just seen Welbeck is starting so you are probably right

[King Gizzard]

andy isn't going to shut up about Peralta is he

[Drew.]

First chance to see my sweepstake side in action

[Novo]

He got injured Nathan

[King Gizzard]

shame

[King Gizzard]

does hendry thomas still play for honduras, don't think he is in the sticker album

[MTVN]

Right I am going to put a fiver on Welbz to score any time to get my free money on sky bet

[King Gizzard]

Wonder where Adrian Chiles is going to claim England are playing tonight

[Drew.]

Wembley

[Drew.]

Right I am going to put a fiver on Welbz to score any time to get my free money on sky bet

How do you get free money? I have £6 sitting on my account, i want free money.

[Novo]

Does the BGT winner get announced tomorrow or tonight

[King Gizzard]

tonight m8

[MTVN]

How do you get free money? I have £6 sitting on my account, i want free money.

They said if I enter the promo code mystery then place a £5 bet they will give a free bet of anything between £2 and £100

[Drew.]

I have stuck it on over 2.5 goals

[Josy]

Stuarts saying the footballs on at half 9 :umm2:

http://media.giphy.com/media/umMYB9u0rpJyE/giphy.gif

[King Gizzard]

thats because it is

[Josy]

Yes but not in my living room

[Marc]

Josy do you own a bagpipe

[Josy]

No Marc, do you own a crack pipe?














only joking

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

:dazzler:

[Drew.]

Where is my new award Marc

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bop of the century

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

remember 2012 tibb :flutter:

[Josy]

Nah

[Marc]

Who is Scott

[Novo]

I have stuck it on over 2.5 goals

Trusty over 2.5 goals never fails

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it was amazing so you can shut up

i remember in plug me and nicole were having a really huge row as nathan played 'nicole and scott - first wedding dance' in the background

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

josy remember when i took those 2 e's last year and you were playing some 2 hour DJ set in plug

[Novo]

They said if I enter the promo code mystery then place a £5 bet they will give a free bet of anything between £2 and £100

Enjoy your £2

[Novo]

josy remember when i took those 2 e's last year and you were playing some 2 hour DJ set in plug

Josy thinking she is Tiesto whilst you are foaming from the mouth and dancing round your room in your mums dressing gown

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

that is pretty much how it happened

[Josy]

josy remember when i took those 2 e's last year and you were playing some 2 hour DJ set in plug

Was I? :laugh:

Must have Scott Brown or something then :think:

[MTVN]

Enjoy your £2

Well sky bet don't want to take my new card and the live chat bastards have been very unhelpful so looks like I don't have to worry about it after all

[Drew.]

The live sky chat people are very helpful

http://i.imgur.com/KbmSWXK.png

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Was I? :laugh:

Must have Scott Brown or something then :think:

it might have been roy :think:

you were there though

[Novo]

I have 40p after going all out on that Lucy girl, Cabbago are going to win though

[Josy]

it might have been roy :think:

you were there though

I think it was Roy actually, can vaguely remember it

[Novo]

Look at Drew simping some woman on costumer help, you couldn't make this up

[MTVN]

The live sky chat people are very helpful

http://i.imgur.com/KbmSWXK.png

:joker:

After the first bloke failed me my second attempt did actually succeed with a nice lady, should have asked what she though I should lump my money on

[Drew.]

Yeah the men are useless

[MTVN]

****s sake after all that Sky have only given me a free £3.50, think I am going to have to go back to my live chat lady to complain

[Drew.]

Say hello to Gemma for me if you somehow manage to get her

[michael21]

i just put £40 on england's game over 2.5 goals @10/11 not bad my new coral card just came in handy

[Ramsay]

not watching BB. dunno if i can arsed this year. looking forward to the US version starting though

[King Gizzard]

for **** sake karl the year I was going to finally give it a go

[Ramsay]

:joker:
I'll jump in halfway through if i hear it's good

[Brother Leon]

Watching Football myself. Will catch up on BB though..looks a good mix of HMs.

[michael21]

****s sake after all that Sky have only given me a free £3.50, think I am going to have to go back to my live chat lady to complain

can you ask her when england are going to kick off again

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

leon :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lets plant geraniums together

[michael21]

^nikki grahame

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

funee videe

[Locke.]

http://global3.memecdn.com/you-are-the-love-of-my-life-khaleesi_o_3144349.jpg

[michael21]

10 mins till re kick off

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

andrew purdy

[Novo]

Scott Crawford

[Brother Leon]

http://global3.memecdn.com/you-are-the-love-of-my-life-khaleesi_o_3144349.jpg

Don't get it, but not a bad gip there...

[MTVN]

I find out last night that she is closely related to someone who lives near me, the game is on

[Novo]

Nice story that, come back when you finish writing Chapter 2

[MTVN]

I am treating you to some fascinating snippets of my upcoming autobiography

[Josy]

Nice story that, come back when you finish writing Chapter 2

:joker::joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you only started posting outside of the BB section coz ckaymores convinced you to

how does that make you feel hun

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

claymores

[MTVN]

It makes me feel like I want to put you straight back on that ban

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lie spotted

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

+ i have not done anything to warrant a ban since aparT FROM that picture of jess' uncle

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

that was deleted within minutes so it doesn't count

[Novo]

Mtvn and Claymores were like 2 peas in a pod at one point

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

disgusting

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i remember they would bond over some sports thing

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

FF two years MTVN is trying to plant conspiracy theories to get me banned and claymores is faking his mothers death for the fourth time

[MTVN]

We were both fans of one of the greatest sports on earth, thank god he convinced me to stay so the forum could have one good 2010 member at least

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

at least

[MTVN]

Meanwhile you were busy stalking Iceman while myself and Ian enjoyed sophisticated sporting conversations

[Novo]

How can you call him by his first name after what he has committed, that is like calling Gary Glitter " good old Gary "

[Locke.]

deal or no deal

[Josy]

There's some wee guy outside, looks about 5 years old and he's just walking up and down the street blowing one of those football horn things, constantly.

It's driving me demented.

[Josy]

https://scontent-a-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10313001_306854312807895_3665379501268619822_n.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

josy where are the old MTM threads :think:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I remember i asked you to get me a picture from one of them once and you got one that made me look like i had HIV and i was like no not that one

[Josy]

Closed probably

[Josy]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13zo3LEeS1rr2hg7o1_500.png

[Novo]

I cannot wait

[Josy]

Are you watching a stream? or on TV

[Novo]

Stream

[Josy]

What stream?

[Locke.]

Good old D&D

[Drew.]

ESsR40zgai4

[MeMyselfAndI]

omfg I can't wait to watch GoT after my exam

[Black Dagger]

Yo bish

[Black Dagger]

Oh hai bish you cool?

[Black Dagger]

not bad thanks u

[Black Dagger]

yeh gd

[Black Dagger]

g2g dinner

[Ramsay]

http://oi61.tinypic.com/211t992.jpg

[Black Dagger]

I was re-enacting an MSN convo on a fine sunny Monday.

[Black Dagger]

I bet they never do go for dinner, I bet they just think you're a waste of oxygen and can't be bothered speaking to you any longer :mad:

[MTVN]

:umm2:

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/L7GvqMq.png

[Josy]

You alright there Loocas

[Josy]

I'm starving

[Locke.]

****ing sky box won't turn on the one time I need it to

[Josy]

Why what do you need it for

[Locke.]

Nevermind actually, it came on straight after I posted that

[Black Dagger]

You alright there Loocas

Fine thank you Josy :amazed:

I just had a cheese sandwich with cucumber, it was nice.

[Josy]

I have a question for any of you football fans capable of answering..

[Josy]

Fine thank you Josy :amazed:

I just had a cheese sandwich with cucumber, it was nice.

I'm just having my lunch now, ham and tomato sandwich.

[Locke.]

To watch last nights big brother

And go on

[Josy]

Has England ever hosted the World Cup?

[Drew.]

YES

[Drew.]

5 points to gryffindor

[Locke.]

1966 I believe, when we won it

[Josy]

Ah that was my next question, when :laugh:

Thanks.

[Drew.]

1% of my sky planner available.. need to go through about 80 Corrie and Emmerdale episodes and delete them.

[Josy]

You need to stop watching that guff tbh

[Drew.]

thanks very much mate really appreciate that

[Josy]

No problem

[Drew.]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01083/THUMBS-280_1083264a.jpg

[Josy]

Ohhhhhhhhh I get it now.

[Josy]

He was better as Darren in the royle family

[Drew.]

Nonsense, he will forever be known as Kirk.

[Jake.]

He was better as Darren in the royle family

Yup

[Josy]

Nonsense, he will forever be known as Kirk.

Nah mate don't really appreciate that

[Drew.]

Whats that Josy?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ieqsyxnYlNo/Sdpn9dI-2qI/AAAAAAAAFxc/kefMg-Ub_E4/s320/kirk2.jpg

[Drew.]

"Dont worry im just talking my usual bollocks"

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ieqsyxnYlNo/S7sEIbizJsI/AAAAAAAAJxc/2gBqPk2Dx74/s400/kirk2.jpg

[Drew.]

Ok Josy

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ieqsyxnYlNo/Sdpn9dI-2qI/AAAAAAAAFxc/kefMg-Ub_E4/s320/kirk2.jpg

[Josy]

You spent too much time on that

[Black Dagger]

Why is everybody talking to themselves today?

[Drew.]

vAuBCbDYTgg

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/GDKYa9m.jpg

[Drew.]

One morning i'm up at 8 to get my haircut he's bloody on holiday, walking back from town with about 200 kids bumping into me. Very lucky i didn't toss them in the road.

[Locke.]

Very lucky they didn't hang you upside down from the monkey bars and take your haircut money

[King Gizzard]

One morning i'm up at 8 to get my haircut he's bloody on holiday, walking back from town with about 200 kids bumping into me. Very lucky i didn't toss them in the road.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/c/cf/20140208234606!Kirk_Sutherland.jpg

[Drew.]

I wanted to get this look too

http://i.imgur.com/Hurx9t5.png

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/jATU4AB.gif

[Drew.]

It is too early for that

[King Gizzard]

It is too early for that

http://i.imgur.com/YzBZcre.gif

[Drew.]

http://www.corrieblog.tv/chesney.jpg

[King Gizzard]

http://www.corrieblog.tv/chesney.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IIfTxBt.gif

[Locke.]

Stop it please Nathan

[Drew.]

I've only just worked out who she is

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-5n0TLo56_Eo/U3Yzc84sz6I/AAAAAAAAANg/eiaVWD_S1zo/showbiz-gq-magazine-natalie-dormer.jpg

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/WbJDgu4.jpg

[Drew.]

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-oYHd_JlSvro/U3DRsgu_beI/AAAAAAAAKkU/1552LZCIgG0/4ySbc4v.jpg

[King Gizzard]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/312dc753c6726f486a1db184dbea567d/tumblr_n6ara5naDh1tcj68yo1_500.jpg

[King Gizzard]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4717fef362f175ab74e7c0619030450/tumblr_n6nooqtbdP1rfzagwo1_400.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/64efd095b458f0a7544dae9c4834b3df/tumblr_n68k40LR4X1r6y3a2o2_250.gif

[Locke.]

That new hairstyle just doesn't work at all

[Drew.]

GTA to PS4, This is the greatest news i've heard all year.

[Locke.]

http://i.imgur.com/hGlnKrg.gif

<3 one day

[Drew.]

http://static.tumblr.com/l0ov0rd/sHVm3jh2t/dany-smile-205_1.gif

<3 one day

[Drew.]

Might have to have a Band Of Brothers marathon all day

[Locke.]

Black Panties in rotation right now

[Locke.]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/1b5c92c728b8ff56e30a63b903d53ee6/tumblr_n678mswqin1r5gc91o1_500.jpg

[Locke.]

Hope you feel honoured to know you were conceived to the King, Drew

[King Gizzard]

shes 18 now

[King Gizzard]

sansa

[King Gizzard]

****ing hell you had to spoil it with danaerys didn't you

[Locke.]

I was close to meeting her one time. Probably just as well I didn't though I wasn't a 9.65/10 back then

[Drew.]

****ing hell you had to spoil it with danaerys didn't you

http://media1.policymic.com/site/article-items/3589/1_gif.gif

[Locke.]

I am all set for tomorrow

[Drew.]

I will be later on, i still haven't decided who to stick in my avatar yet.

[Josy]

Ghana winning it

[Brother Leon]

The World Cup is ruined. No point watching without Dat Guy.

[Drew.]

Would be great to see Ghana get out of their group.. especially after the terrible memories of 2010.