Nailsworth Natter

[Natalie.]

That advert is pretty embarrassing :laugh:

[Natalie.]

Just said cupcake out loud

[King Gizzard]

anything for yow cupcake

[King Gizzard]

just asked a yam friend and he's never heard a black country person say cupcake

[Natalie.]

I haven't either,hate our accent being shown on tele!

[Locke.]

What a useless team Rangers are

[Josy]

What a useless team Rangers are

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar9597_525.gif

[Drew.]

its like a school playground in the CBB section

[Black Dagger]

Some ****ing people on here...

[King Gizzard]

cbb is the worst for fighting especially when people choose their favourites before the show even starts so then their allegiance to a HM is even stronger

[King Gizzard]

and the celebs are generally more angry

[King Gizzard]

keep thinking all these Lee threads are about TiBB Lee

[Josy]

I love on season

[Josy]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar9597_525.gif

[King Gizzard]

it sucks

[Josy]

Also been calling Stuart mate for the past hour everytime I speak to him and he's getting pissed off hahahahahha

[King Gizzard]

phone him up and go ''alright mate''

[Drew.]

you'll be watching the football with him next

[Drew.]

"budge up mate, got some beers here for the game"

[Josy]

phone him up and go ''alright mate''

I sent him a text saying that :laugh:

Then I said just there 'You making tea mate'

He's getting right pissed off now though. best stop now. D:

[Natalie.]

mate

[Drew.]

Natalie ‏@Natalie---- Protected Tweets 7h
@DeeAFC mate ��

[King Gizzard]

after 15 years josy has unearthed a different side to Stewey

[Natalie.]

a mate was needed there drew lets be honest

[Drew.]

Sure was Mater

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/MaterCars.jpg

[Natalie.]

:laugh:

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/Kc3gMal.jpg

[Brother Leon]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/15/article-2540241-1AB1F4F600000578-471_634x472.jpg

[Josy]

Good ol Dappy

[Josy]

This thread has died on it's arse lately hasn't it.

We need Locke and Novo back on the scene not jus popping into the sports section for a few minutes every day.

[Drew.]

The tennis thread is the new chat thread

[Josy]

How can it be after 1am already?

[Josy]

This is all your fault Drew

[Drew.]

meet my friend Bernard, he'll help you out with the time going too quickly

http://www.andrewnorriss.co.uk/bernard2tv.jpg

[Josy]

He looks like a right arrogant little twat

[Drew.]

**** sakes

http://www.bottletop.co.uk/images/Bernard/jpegs/bernard3.jpg

[Locke.]

I have returned to claim vengeance on Novo and Drew for the life that they stole from me

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34qxte0Pb1qbkitzo2_500.png

[Novo]

what the **** are you watching now

[Locke.]

I am reading The Count of Monte Cristo, the greatest book of all time. Which also has a great movie based off it starring Mr Reese himself

https://31.media.tumblr.com/1bf038274239199cc87853cb71f7726b/tumblr_mlisi8ONFB1rstprxo1_500.jpg

[Novo]

about time you read some factual stuff instead of that fantasy rubbish

[Drew.]

This is the latest I have ever woken up

[Locke.]

You always wake up about this time

[King Gizzard]

:douf:

[Drew.]

stupid bint

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeH3UNrIUAIRnqA.jpg:large

[Ramsay]

Can't believe it's nearly been 4 years since i smoked a joint with Eoin. jeeeesus

[King Gizzard]

bit cold tonight

[Josy]

Yeah tis

[Josy]

I'm actually clearing my spare room for 2 of my nephews coming to stay I'm just wasting time sitting here and letting Stuart do most of the work :hehe:

[King Gizzard]

you are a ****ing rebel aren't you

[Josy]

Yeah :umm2:

I need to stop hoarding books, I have so much of them and I don't know what to do with them, I have read them over and over but I don't want to just throw them away, what if I want to read one of them again and I have thrown it out?

[Locke.]

Josy have you ever read Great Expectations

[King Gizzard]

odds on Locke to have shakespeare quotes in his sig this time next month?

[Locke.]

Can safely say this is the most boring this forum has ever been

Not one thread worth clicking on in the new posts since about 10pm last night

[Brother Leon]

Go talk to the jobbers in the tennis thread then,fam.

Me and ma boy Jemal will be killing the CBB section.

[Locke.]

I am boycotting tennis until Wimbledon

[Josy]

Can safely say this is the most boring this forum has ever been

Not one thread worth clicking on in the new posts since about 10pm last night

The CBB forum is jumping because of what happened in Frank Carson's dressing room :idc:

[Munchkins]

College off Yesterday & Today :worship:

[Locke.]

The CBB forum is jumping because of what happened in Frank Carson's dressing room :idc:

I haven't watched it since the first few days so I am talking about the non-BB posts tab :idc:

[King Gizzard]

the **** is this frank carson thing Josy

[Josy]

the **** is this frank carson thing Josy

https://www.google.co.uk/#q=what+happened+in+frank+carson%27s+dressing+room

[King Gizzard]

can't you just sum it up

it would have taken you the same amount of time as getting that link

[King Gizzard]

I don't even watch it and I really dislike this Linda

[Black Dagger]

She's a ****ing troll.

[Jake.]

She's done more than Sam and Ollie though so Linda > those two

http://i.imgur.com/w1yJuvBs.jpg

[MTVN]

Typical Lucas supporting the bores

[Munchkins]

Luisa & Jim >>>>>>>>

[King Gizzard]

I'm more of a ''I can't stand them so get them out'' kind of person

It doesn't entertain me it just annoys me

[Jake.]

Luisa & Jim >>>>>>>>

The two greats

[Jake.]

I'm more of a ''I can't stand them so get them out'' kind of person

It doesn't entertain me it just annoys me

I bet you voted for Andrew in BB11

[Brother Leon]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/15/article-2540241-1AB1F4F600000578-471_634x472.jpg

Any excuse to post it again.

[King Gizzard]

Andrew was a great HM

[King Gizzard]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/topic-146327-the-official-andrew-fanclub_big-brother-11.htm

the good old days

[Jake.]

Andrew was a great HM

He was bloody awful, then again most of them after week 5 were awful anyway

[MTVN]

The Jack Bauer task >>

[King Gizzard]

but I've never voted in BB that would just be a bit ridiculous

[King Gizzard]

Andrew, Dave, great HMs, Ben too, most of the rest I hated, Shabby, Camomile, Rachel, you name it...twats

[Josy]

I don't even watch it and I really dislike this Linda

Linda caused another argument with Jim, he ended up saying to Luisa ask her what happened in Frank Carsons dressing room and then another big argument happened.

Turns out Linda's deceased husband was caught and arrested years ago for stealing money from Frank Carson's dressing room.

Twitter and the rest of the internet went mad with 'What happened in Frank Carson's dressing room?' stuff.

Jim was out of order for bringing it up really but meh Lindas a twat and has been pushing him for a reaction since day 1.

Both were in the wrong last night IMO

[Jake.]

The monk was so dull though

[Jake.]

And I've never voted for a housemate apart from on Wednesday

[MTVN]

Voting is too expensive this series, swear it was only 25p last year

[King Gizzard]

The monk was so dull though

it depends what you find dull

[King Gizzard]

Voting is too expensive this series, swear it was only 25p last year

only 25p? That's a ridiculous amount Lol

[MTVN]

only 25p? That's a ridiculous amount Lol

Well it's bloody 50p this series

[King Gizzard]

there've been no support worthy housemates since Harry in BB12 for me but even then I gave up after 2 weeks

[Munchkins]

I voted for Gina last year
haven't this year, but if Luisa/Jim get to the final ill put in a few votes, maybe a few for Casey if she was up against Lee

[Locke.]

The good old Facebook voting was the best. Think it was 7p

[Z]

I got the job :amazed: unemployed for a grand total of 6 days... nice one :D

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/ZvVnRLh.jpg

[Josy]

Congrats Zee

[Jake.]

I got the job :amazed: unemployed for a grand total of 6 days... nice one :D

Well done :amazed:

[MTVN]

Do you mind Zee, we are talking about the very important business of BB voting prices here

(congrats)

[Josy]

And yeah **** voting I was going to give Jim a few the other night until I saw the price was 50p a vote, they can piss off with that

[Jake.]

it depends what you find dull

Well of course it does, I'm not speaking for the nation here

[MTVN]

Think I must have given Jay about 20/30 votes in the BB12 final with those cheap facebook votes

[Black Dagger]

Typical Lucas supporting the bores

erm I support the most entertaining tyvm.

Luisa & Jim > (And I love Ollie so idgaf)

[Josy]

Think I must have given Jay about 20/30 votes in the BB12 final with those cheap facebook votes

Jay was a twat I think you were his only fan :hehe:

I spent quite a bit on the fb votes too actually wish they would have kept that it was so much cheaper and easier than phoning.

[Jake.]

Jim and Luisa are probably my favourites now too

[Black Dagger]

He was bloody awful, then again most of them after week 5 were awful anyway

Went to ****ing **** that series when King Ben left tbh.

[Ramsay]

I only voted once in the entire time i've watched BB
For good old Benedict. although the vote didn't save him, at least his exit was the GOAT

[Ramsay]

oh no wait i voted for aaron also i think
miss them facebook votes </3

[MTVN]

Jay was a twat I think you were his only fan :hehe:

I spent quite a bit on the fb votes too actually wish they would have kept that it was so much cheaper and easier than phoning.

He used to have the whole crowd on his side every week

[Josy]

He used to have the whole crowd on his side every week

Well we all know what the crowd is like

[Black Dagger]

Only because he shipped every single one of his inbred family out.

[Jake.]

Went to ****ing **** that series when King Ben left tbh.

Let's not forget Sunshine

[Ramsay]

Jay was pretty good. would of preferred Harry in the final 2 with Aaron but Jay was the best choice out of the other finalists

[Josy]

I bet Matt has Jays album

[Jake.]

He used to have the whole crowd on his side every week

Well we all know what the crowd is like

Sit down Matt http://i.imgur.com/w1yJuvBs.jpg

[MTVN]

bYRKv9XhGfw

Biggest song of 2013

[Jake.]

Can we just forget about BB12

[Black Dagger]

Let's not forget Sunshine

ofc :love: but Ben was the final blow.

Jay was pretty good. would of preferred Harry in the final 2 with Aaron but Jay was the best choice out of the other finalists

Hitler would have been a better choice than little miss 'I like posting Jay's **** on twitter' and little miss 'I steal off the elderly'

[Jake.]

bYRKv9XhGfw

Biggest song of 2013

Worse than Alex Reid's song D:

[Black Dagger]

bYRKv9XhGfw

Biggest song of 2013

He's just given me hearing aids.

[MTVN]

Alex was the worst one, her only coming 3rd was an epic moment

[Jake.]

ofc :love: but Ben was the final blow.


:love:

When John James grabbed and dragged her in the garden and she complained that it had scratched her leg and everybody thought she was over-reacting and she showed it to Davina and the crowd and it was actually a nasty looking mark

[Black Dagger]

Alex was the worst one, her only coming 3rd was an epic moment

I so thought she'd win. I think her only moment was getting a spray tan and they kept repeating it on every episode.

[Ramsay]

''Gettin' reeeaaal *****g angry now''

kcXzwMtqebk

:worship:

[Jake.]

Sunshine's flower hat thing :joker:

[Z]

Thanks guys :laugh: back to BB voting

[MTVN]

''Gettin' reeeaaal *****g angry now''

kcXzwMtqebk

:worship:

:joker:

Great how he is just sitting at the opposite end of the table on his own mouthing off about it, takes them ages to realise what he's on about

[Jake.]

The first week of BB11 was great

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/L2jSOVY.gif

[Jessica.]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4ji8mHNSL-g/0.jpg

[Jake.]

BB10 >

[arista]

http://static.squarespace.com/static/524303e8e4b0344ba8c6a2cd/52430a41e4b0594347386123/52431f63e4b08f41c1faa849/1380130670114/Ric-Kallaher-Photo-Roger-Ailes.jpg

Top Of The Hill.

[Black Dagger]

''Gettin' reeeaaal *****g angry now''

kcXzwMtqebk

:worship:

Such a ****ing bellend.

[Ramsay]

http://i.imgur.com/kSvYhug.png

[Brother Leon]

There is 2000 message in the TIBB Skype chat ffs. My whole laptop glitched out :joker:

[Jake.]

Knowing that my alarm will start going off at half 4 <3

[King Gizzard]

sorry to hear such news, Jake

[MTVN]

:smug:

[Brother Leon]

Are we all ready for the great man to return?

424314844800491520

Hour and a half to go :worship:

[King Gizzard]

take that as a no

[Brother Leon]

Rondoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[MTVN]

I am indeed looking forward to the great man returning to full fitness tomorrow against his former club

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/03/article-2272987-174E26B3000005DC-992_634x440.jpg

[Josy]

Oh god.

Just sent Stuart a load of text messages to annoy him.

Said..

Hawl get the kettle oan before a I crack

Haw u ignoramous!

Ignorant bastard

Just u wait


Then noticed I had sent them to my brother instead of Stuart :facepalm:

[Drew.]

Is you're brother called Stuart too?

[MTVN]

Hawl get the kettle oan before a I crack

[Josy]

Is you're brother called Stuart too?

No, I swapped phones and imported my contacts and they are all just numbers, haven't sorted them yet that's why I made a mistake..

Hawl get the kettle oan before a I crack

:laugh:

[Josy]

I don't even know why I'm laughing this will no doubt cause an argument tomorrow

[Black Dagger]

Whack em with a frying pan.

[Drew.]

No, I swapped phones and imported my contacts and they are all just numbers, haven't sorted them yet that's why I made a mistake..


Well then you could have been sending that to anyone, its a good job you didnt text Stews mum saying Ignorant bastard

[Josy]

Well then you could have been sending that to anyone, its a good job you didnt text Stews mum saying Ignorant bastard

Yeah I said that too hahhaa

My brother will read those in the morning though and think what that ****? :laugh:

[Natalie.]

What does hawl mean?

[Josy]

What does hawl mean?

'I demand your immediate attention'

[Locke.]

"Hawl get the kettle oan before a I crack

Haw u ignoramous!"

What the **** :joker:

[King Gizzard]

you know it's desperate times when a meal is bread folded over with a bit of ham in it

[MTVN]

I believe thats what they call a 'sandwich' in some parts

[King Gizzard]

but there is no butter and slicing of bread involved here

[King Gizzard]

and this jack daniels bbq sauce is actually rank

[MTVN]

Never have butter with my sandwiches, too much hassle

[King Gizzard]

pretty much leave butter out of the equation with everything apart from the odd corn of the cob

[King Gizzard]

on the or of the I have no idea

[MTVN]

I would tend to use 'on the cob', I would also tend to have it butterless on the rare occasions I have it

Interesting stuff

[King Gizzard]

you bloody rebel

[MTVN]

:smug:

[King Gizzard]

Josy, why haven't you added http://i.imgur.com/cFxaOGq.png yet

[MTVN]

:bigjim:

[Josy]

Don't be daft

[MTVN]

Hawl Josy, get the kettle oan

[King Gizzard]

Josy only just getting her 30k award

[Josy]

Hawl Josy, get the kettle oan

I actually have a cuppa right now, never made you any though :idc:

Josy only just getting her 30k award

I only just got 30k posts though

[Josy]

Look at Matt Posts: 36,482 and he joined a year after me, must be all that drivel he posts tbh

[MTVN]

Even after all my spring cleaning attempts as well, it is not something I am proud of

[MTVN]

Can you put my post count back to 15,000 with your admin powers Josy

[Josy]

nAH

[Smithy]

This page must be what the towers looks like all the time

[Josy]

This page must be what the towers looks like all the time

Wouldn't you like to know

[Smithy]

Yes I would actually

Make me a mod and be quick about it

[MTVN]

Pretty much actually, we keep ourselves amused

[Smithy]

I have to be up at 6am I think I might cry, josy sing me to sleep

[Smithy]

Pretty much actually, we keep ourselves amused

Sounds interesting :evilgrin:

[Locke.]

My final business in the UK has been taken care of, now I have a full week to pack and go on a final night out

[MTVN]

Where are you off to

[Locke.]

North Korea

[MTVN]

Ah yes I hear its nice there at this time of year

[Jessica.]

http://i51.tinypic.com/2llk5zm.jpg

[Jessica.]

http://i54.tinypic.com/2hdbsc1.jpg

[Ramsay]

Damn i miss those days so much

[Ramsay]

That time Coolio gave the brotherhood a shoutout :lovedup:

[Locke.]

Andy and his Everton avatar

[King Gizzard]

salv still has the userbar in his sig

[MTVN]

Dark days for the forum indeed

[Josy]

Oh tis snowing

[Black Dagger]

When was Roxanne Pallett on DOI.

[MTVN]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/bowls/25885158

Fantastic

[Drew.]

Matthew and Nathan getting involved

http://i.imgur.com/PXQvnJD.png

[MTVN]

Always a rowdy atmosphere at the bowls

[MTVN]

Me and Nathan probably could both be down Great Yarmouth in half an hour as well, TiBB meet up

[Jake.]

Could imagine a few scruffs at the old bowls

[Natalie.]

i would like to be there

[Drew.]

I used to go to a bowls club when i was 10

[MTVN]

I've played green lawn bowls a few times, did at some posh place once when I was younger and one of the members got really pissed off with me for running on the green

Quite a tricky game really

[Jake.]

I love playing bowls

[Drew.]

This is where i used to go, I must be somewhere in the background

http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/88/25/882575_fb45ebbb.jpg

[MTVN]

Probably picking your bowls up from out the ditch at the back of the geen

[Jake.]

what's a geen

[MTVN]

http://www.hpoc.co.uk/community/public/style_emoticons/default/wanker.gif

[Jake.]

How bloody rude

[King Gizzard]

hopton is about 15 minutes away ish, and there's a outdoor bowls green about a minute from me, probably always within a mile of a bowling green around here

[King Gizzard]

http://i.minus.com/itVqVHZhfixDa.gif

[King Gizzard]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/bowls/21163647

Last years bowls, emotional stuff

[Natalie.]

tibb meetup there next time?

[Drew.]

I'm already packing

[King Gizzard]

it's on

[King Gizzard]

you're going to be waiting a whole year drew

[Drew.]

I'm heading to the field early to get some practice in.

[Natalie.]

can't wait

[Josy]

I'm heading to the field early to get some practice in.

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar64493_241.gif

[King Gizzard]

plug anyone

[Drew.]

Yes

[King Gizzard]

12 30

[Brother Leon]

1am I am there. Just gotta do a couple things first.

[Josy]

1am I am there. Just gotta do a couple things first.

[King Gizzard]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c658193c5f8a268a2e89077873da5b26/tumblr_mi14v4Gpm11rqkjmno1_500.gif

[Brother Leon]

What tings you gotta do yo, Josy my g?

[Drew.]

Yeah 1am club

[Josy]

What tings you gotta do yo, Josy my g?

Bita dis n dat.

[King Gizzard]

cough

[Jezzy]

i will kick it at this ****.

[Drew.]

plug time

[Black Dagger]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZlJnlu2TjWY/Te_rI-9K3JI/AAAAAAABTk4/2KaqTljeO_U/s1600/LiNa10.jpg

[Drew.]

Hoe

[King Gizzard]

**** sakes josy and leon

[Brother Leon]

I'm about.

[Josy]

**** sakes josy and leon

I forgot :hehe:

[Black Dagger]

josy can i have my username changed to LIcas pls.

[King Gizzard]

**** sake :joker:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/bowls/25909047

[Drew.]

:joker: god thats awkward

[Natalie.]

Not a Barry fan?

[Black Dagger]

He needed Rustie Lee with him.

[MTVN]

The two old boys caught sneaking out at 47 seconds just as he is getting really into it

[Black Dagger]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/bowls/25904920

Their half arsed clapping <3.

[Z]

I reckon I'm going to get 20,000 posts tonight or tomorrow :amazed:

[Josy]

No Lucas you will just want it changed again when you find someone new to Stan so no :hehe:

[Black Dagger]

No Lucas you will just want it changed again when you find someone new to Stan so no :hehe:

I've loved Li Na for ages :hmph:

Somebody is drunk on power!

[Josy]

I've loved Li Na for ages :hmph:

Somebody is drunk on power!

Yeah that Li Na is terrible for getting drunk on power :idc:

[Josy]

Eurgh I'm bored tonight

[Black Dagger]

Yeah that Li Na is terrible for getting drunk on power :idc:

She's a two time slam champion, she can get drunk on whatever she likes :idc:

[Josy]

What is that? slam champion?

[Black Dagger]

She's a tennis player. So she's won two grandslams :laugh:

[Drew.]

She's a little jobber

[Josy]

Ohhhh I hate tennis

[Black Dagger]

She's a little jobber

Yeah, Genie gave her a proper challenge for the title.. not.

[Drew.]

Excuse me Lucas don't use that tone

[Josy]

Alright Drew

[Drew.]

I was alright till I was violently, verbally abused by Lucas. You alright Josy

[Josy]

I was until I witnessed this violent abuse you speak of yeah.

[Drew.]

Sorry you had to witness it

[Josy]

Don't think I will ever get over it tbh

[Drew.]

Lucas should be locked away in the dungeons