Nailsworth Natter

[Josy]

No

http://i.imgur.com/ygYUzL8.png

[King Gizzard]

Ah great name there Josy

[Drew.]

Yeah nice one

[Josy]

What is this :laugh:

[T*]

What's this

[T*]

The Diner is to become The Cobweb soon

[King Gizzard]

I will miss the Loveshack

[Verbal]

Is that a typo and you meant Bottle or do you really mean Bootle? If its Bootle watch your hubcaps and nail everything that can be, down.

[Ninastar]

i love the name tbh

[Drew.]

I'd like to take credit for the name

[Kizzy]

is this a new chat thread.

[T*]

is this a new chat thread.

It is the sequel to Lockes Loveshack, not the diner.

[MTVN]

Dear me

[Jake.]

Here's to the next ten years of this thread being in use

[Locke.]

Is that a typo and you meant Bottle or do you really mean Bootle? If its Bootle watch your hubcaps and nail everything that can be, down.

I must agree

[Marc]

I'd like to take credit for the name

It's crap. Well done

[Drew.]

It's crap. Well done

Get out of here

[Marc]

Get out of here

Who is this

[Drew.]

Go on, get out

[Brother Leon]

What a ****hole.

[Black Dagger]

What the ****ing **** is this?

Sort yourself out Drew.

[Marc]

Go on, get out

You need to watch that mouth of yours

Or those fingers typing them words

[Drew.]

What a ****hole.

What the ****ing **** is this?

Sort yourself out Drew.

The caravan is ready to depart for Bootle

[Black Dagger]

Since when was Bootle arranged, I thought we were going to Skegness?

[Locke.]

You lot are taking a road trip to Bootle where we will hijack a boat from the local canal and set off for the sunny shores of Bratislava

[Marc]

Lucas you've not been informed.

[Drew.]

Pack you're bags ladies

[Black Dagger]

Lucas you've not been informed.

Evidently, two days off Skype and they are planning new adventures :bored:

[Marc]

Evidently, two days off Skype and they are planning new adventures :bored:

That's awkward

[arista]

What's this


New Sex Den

[Josy]

I typed Bootle Bar into google and this came up

http://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/02/16/19/2161912_c4fc41f4.jpg

[Drew.]

That's our destination

[King Gizzard]

McDonalds and Villa COME ON

[King Gizzard]

come on josy!!!! lets go!!! yeahhh!!! come on!!!!!!! ****ing come on!!!

[Drew.]

Sounds a bit wrong that does

[Drew.]

Gueseppi Rossi!!!!!!!!

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/UxfBDIz.png

[Drew.]

Ah for god sakes

[King Gizzard]

thats why you should always re-upload gifs Drow

[Marc]

http://abload.de/img/arsenal-yrj6r.gif

[Drew.]

I can't change it because I'm on a phone

[Jake.]

He should be reading The Twits, by far a superior book

[Drew.]

:joker: thank you for the great sig Nathan

[Josy]

We need a decent pic for the OP, not that ****ty little pub

[Marc]

Make one then

[Drew.]

See if there's a photo on google of Mertesacker in Bootle

[Locke.]

The actual Bootle bar. Well, pub.

http://i.imgur.com/6VqtqE2.jpg

[Josy]

That's not a very exciting OP pic but I suppose it will have to do.

[Locke.]

I have never seen a more thrilling picture in my life

[King Gizzard]

It's a bar in Bootle, what are you expecting Josy

[Josy]

Its just a **** picture lets be bloody honest here

I might paste some people onto it, maybe bert n ernie

[Drew.]

Get an inside picture of the bar and edit Mertesacker in it giving Bert and Ernie a pint

[Josy]

Bert, Ernie that football player with the big eyes, that girl Locke stalks on twitter if Drew can get a pic, the plastic looking guy your always posting Nathan, who else?

[Drew.]

Ah Elena, I'm on it Josy

[Locke.]

No

[Josy]

I was only joking btw don't posts anyones pic on here :eek:

[Locke.]

Think this guy should be shopped in behind the bar myself

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000595893898/ce30ba79155915dcc5791bf616e26a97.jpeg

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/ygYUzL8.png

[Drew.]

I was only joking btw don't posts anyones pic on here :eek:

too late, shes the new face of the forum

[Josy]

http://i.imgur.com/ygYUzL8.png

:joker::joker:

Great Job

[Marc]

http://i.imgur.com/ygYUzL8.png

:laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

Need to get Jim in the bar too

http://i.imgur.com/nn3vIqt.jpg

[Marc]

I hope to god Josy is doing this. Would be an awful letdown if she isn't

[Josy]

I can't actually be bothered :laugh:

If someone gets me a decent size pic of the inside I might do it.

[Marc]

Just get a generic bar photo. You're so lazy on a Sunday

[Locke.]

Let me just pop around the corner to get in there and take a pic

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/sw32mH2.jpg

[jackc1806]

:laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Think this guy should be shopped in behind the bar myself

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000595893898/ce30ba79155915dcc5791bf616e26a97.jpeg

Who is that knob'ed?

[Black Dagger]

I am too busy running the sandwich shop over the read to be a bloody bartender.

[Jake.]

I heard that Mike knows how to serve a pint

[Ramsay]

wahey

[Drew.]

-doesnt get it-

[Novo]

Need to get Jim in the bar too

http://i.imgur.com/nn3vIqt.jpg

looks a bit like Harry in 40 years time

[Marc]

:joker:

[Drew.]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d966c43050544417c91ef36fb5a1ea9/tumblr_muzmanhJRq1ru2wc6o3_250.gif

[King Gizzard]

need more gifs

[Black Dagger]

vBGOKlm0SRM

[Drew.]

well this is an interesting one

http://24.media.tumblr.com/df10aafdfd98860bf969408383fba0c7/tumblr_muzmigWcfv1qzbagvo4_250.gif

[King Gizzard]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/99b3aea8fb25fe70b85d7e856c9baa6e/tumblr_muz8kndqrS1qzbagvo1_500.gif

[Drew.]

uhh :love:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd2f159b52b59d0127221afd698fef94/tumblr_muzktzSg891qzvjtbo1_500.jpg

[MTVN]

One to join Rihanna and Beyonce in the overrated women category

[Novo]

Overrated but underadmired my good sir

[Locke.]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcce0cbb06699439d0ed2c36a0555d26/tumblr_mti5zjElwP1s5l612o1_500.jpg

[Drew.]

new sig inspired by Nayf

[King Gizzard]

great sig you are excused from cutting Mert from your sig

[Drew.]

will probably change it soon, cant seem to stick with one at the moment

[Novo]

might watch Vanilla Sky again tonight just for 10/10 Ultimate GOAT Gip Cameron Diaz

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/cYGSiZk.jpg

Drew, Leon, Karl, Locke and Lucas navigating their way to Bootle Bar in the early hours of the morning

[Drew.]

Andy leading us the wrong way to the grim ends of Stoke

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/ewPKdiP.gif

[King Gizzard]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d966c43050544417c91ef36fb5a1ea9/tumblr_muzmanhJRq1ru2wc6o3_250.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d966c43050544417c91ef36fb5a1ea9/tumblr_muzmanhJRq1ru2wc6o3_250.gif

[Drew.]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d966c43050544417c91ef36fb5a1ea9/tumblr_muzmanhJRq1ru2wc6o3_250.gif

qDRMx9JIhhs&sns=tw

[Josy]

Aww my nephew is actually going mental because theres only one ticket to the Celtic game and his brothers getting it.

Actually feel sorry for him but I can't hold my laugh in because of the way he's going on about :laugh:

[Jake.]

Laughing at your poor nephew, you really know no limits don't you

[Drew.]

they are up against the big boys Ajax, this isnt a typical jobber team like Rangers.. he must be devastated

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/uanY7Hts.jpg

[Marc]

http://m.bravotv.com/media/images/persons/million-dollar-decorators-season-1-video-preview-108_0.jpg

[Drew.]

zsgW61yQ7zw&app=desktop

[King Gizzard]

#Skype is #totesconfusing

[Ramsay]

#totes

[King Gizzard]

like it's as if they have made it confusing on purpose, what was wrong with MSN circa 2004

[Ramsay]

Old school MSN :lovedup:

[Ramsay]

stupid facebook ruined it

[Marc]

Yes they did

[King Gizzard]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar11566_69.gif

[King Gizzard]

02:34am

[Brother Leon]

02:55am

[Locke.]

3:04am

[Josy]

02:34am

02:55am

3:04am

What's this all about?

[Locke.]

I'm not certain Josy but I think it could be the time those posts were made

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Josy]

Could be right there Locke


You sarcastic little ****

[Drew.]

She called you the C word

[Josy]

Actually the word I called him started with s and no it wasn't slut :idc:

So shut up Drew.

[Drew.]

Apologies Ho-Ho-Ho

[Shaun]

D2EMDQqCewc

http://i.imgur.com/CbfyQ9J.png

[Josy]

（◞≼⓪≽◟⋌⋚⋛⋋◞≼⓪≽)

[Drew.]

(.)(.)

[Josy]

Trust you

[Shaun]

to what? start drawing a nice face?

(.)(.)
____
\___/

[Locke.]

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/j/P/r/d/a.aaa-Funny-Monkey.jpg

[Josy]

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/j/P/r/d/a.aaa-Funny-Monkey.jpg

:joker:

[Drew.]

David won't be up until around 6pm then

[Josy]

Surprised to see you before 5pm tbh Drew

[Drew.]

Only got 4 hours sleep, mum rang me and woke me.. Not happy

[Josy]

Go back to bed then crabbit arse

[Drew.]

Nah, I'm going to see the day out and get an early one tonight.. The **** is a crabbit Josy

[Josy]

Nah, I'm going to see the day out and get an early one tonight.. The **** is a crabbit Josy

Moody

[Jake.]

Surprised to see you before 5pm tbh Drew

Could say the same about you

[Josy]

Could say the same about you

Doesn't even make sense Jake since I'm normally on from about 1/2pm..

[Ramsay]

WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?!qdwf

[King Gizzard]

I am in bed and I need a piss

[Brother Leon]

I am in bed and I need a piss

Aim for the closest bin in your room.

#LadLife

[Drew.]

The great Karl Pilkington on Alan Carr tonight

[Josy]

I am in bed and I need a piss

You lazy ****

[Jake.]

Doesn't even make sense Jake since I'm normally on from about 1/2pm..

Ah trawling out of bed at 1PM, what a great life you lead

[Josy]

Ah trawling out of bed at 1PM, what a great life you lead

Blah blah blah, I'm up way earlier than that some of us have to work hard you know.

Don't you have some burgers to make?

[Brother Leon]

Blah blah blah, I'm up way earlier than that some of us have to work hard you know.

Don't you have some burgers to make?

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

The fast food industry is getting a right kick-in on TIBB this week.

[Ramsay]

Blah blah blah, I'm up way earlier than that some of us have to work hard you know.

Don't you have some burgers to make?

http://i.imgur.com/9I3pY4x.gif

[Jake.]

Blah blah blah, I'm up way earlier than that some of us have to work hard you know.

Don't you have some burgers to make?

Please let me know the next time you have to be up at half four for work and then we'll talk dear

[Drew.]

Fight

[Jake.]

She's most likely gone back to bed, sitting at the computer writing abuse to poor hard workers such as myself must get tiring

[Niamh.]

:laugh:

[Josy]

Shut up Jake

[Jake.]

Somebody drank a flat bottle of irn-bru this morning

[Josy]

Oh an irn bru comment how very original :idc:

[Jake.]

Oh an irn bru comment how very original :idc:

Oh you're being miserable how original :idc:

[Josy]

Oh you're bejng miserable how original :idc:

You wot

[Brother Leon]

Now now kiddies. Stop this flirting :idc:

[Black Dagger]

You wot

I think he wants to go to China.

[Jake.]

I am indeed planning a trip there for some time next month

[Ramsay]

lB-wRxSNU7o

[King Gizzard]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar11566_69.gif

[Ramsay]

http://i.imgur.com/w1PtRIO.gif

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/ASxQDvb.gif

[Stu]

I am in bed and I need a piss
I'm in bed and I'm pissed.

[Drew.]

i made that Gif if i remember correctly

[Stu]

I THINK U FREEKY

yeah!

[King Gizzard]

Stu do you think Yolandi Visser is hot, or am I still on my own

[Drew.]

her body is ok, her face isnt

[King Gizzard]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/29a218c3bbb3380258ec8bcd875ce39d/tumblr_morejxq94q1rhecsno2_250.gif

[King Gizzard]

but she would look good if she was normal and had normal hair

[King Gizzard]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/55502a33b78be262d0b6ae807f942f06/tumblr_morejxq94q1rhecsno1_250.gif

[Stu]

Stu do you think Yolandi Visser is hot, or am I still on my own
She's incredibly cute at times, and at times she's not. She's one of them image dictated person.

She's fundamentally attractive. Clearly. So yeah I'm on team Yolandi.

[Novo]

is she an Albino?

[Black Dagger]

just pale.

[Josy]

is she an Albino?

just pale.

She has a Nordic look about her

[Novo]

She has a Salsburgh look about her

[Josy]

She has a Salsburgh look about her

I am too tired to think of anything..

*insert nippy comment here*

[Novo]

Oh

http://i.imgur.com/YWzeq5u.jpg

[Josy]

Just saw this on another forum and actually laughed out loud

I have 26 million US from my dead uncle, can you keep it safe for me? I will give you half for your troubles, all you have to do is send 0.27 GBP via Western Union to: Umbele Owusu 12th Avenue, Lagos, Nigeria 23401.

May God bless your testicles.

[Novo]

don't really get that Josy, could you explain it please.

[Josy]

No I cant be bothered

[MTVN]

Why are you laughing at someone's uncle dying?

[Novo]

think someone dropping dead is a jolly good laugh do you Josy?

[Josy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_scam

[MTVN]

Just because they're Nigerian doesn't mean they're all out to scam you Josy

[Novo]

i expect those kind of assumptions to come from a Neo Nazi not a nature loving scottish woman

[Josy]

Nature loving? you make me sound like some sort of hippy

[Novo]

i always imagine you to live in a cabin house in the middle of nowhere with a field full of horses, like the ones in the American Horror movies.

[Roy Mars III]

Josy I am going to need you to purge some accounts on here

[Locke.]

Chris Brown arrested for assault again, it'll all be kicking off in the music subforum in a couple of hours

[Josy]

Oh Dear

[Drew.]

The great Chris Brown

[Brother Leon]

Just because they're Nigerian doesn't mean they're all out to scam you Josy

I'm deeply offended she would think this. Disgraceful tbh.

[Josy]

Apologies Leon

[Locke.]

Debuchy!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drew.]

Poor Gus

[Locke.]

Borini is on, Gus has nothing to worry about anymore

[MTVN]

Ameobi is on, Pardew has nothing to worry about anymore

[MTVN]

Bloody hell Borini has actually done it

[Locke.]

What did I say

[King Gizzard]

RIP thread

[Shaun]

oh dear

[King Gizzard]

hello shaun

[MTVN]

I blame the name

[Novo]

Right

[MTVN]

Now this is nicer

[Shaun]

what is this nonsense

[King Gizzard]

（◞≼⓪≽◟⋌⋚⋛⋋◞≼⓪≽)

what even is this meant to be

[King Gizzard]

and why are the brackets on either side different

[King Gizzard]

why

[Shaun]

i'm not entirely sure

just shoved it there until i could bother finding a decent gif to put there

*just used the G word, tibb falls deathly silent*

[Stu]

I should wake early to go to physio but I woke up too late today. And I'm so aimless right now. I started trying to read Dune and it has the terms "Gob Jabbar" and "Kwisatz Haderach" on the first page.

Thank god I at least have a physical copy because it comes with a glossary.

[King Gizzard]

Literally have no idea what I have done in the last 5-6 hours

[Stu]

I'm listening to Joe Rogan's most recent stand up. I love his podcasts to the extent that he feeds off and redistributes the messages his guests have but his stand up is flying over my head as being much more jock like.

I still love him but it's odd the distances the guy can travel. Not that personalities are mutually exclusive or stereotypical transparent but you know. Psychedelic voyager///////////UFC commentator.

[Shaun]

what is that signature, disco stu?

[Stu]

Y4HRR33EXJ8

[Stu]

Rogan just described Rick Sanatorium as a "slack jaw prick" and Sarah Palin as "governor of frozen Puerto Rico".

Had to accept that spell check of Rick. Good arrows.

[Shaun]

:joker:

[Novo]

Hot Dog Hot Dog Hot Diggity Dog, it's a brand new day what you waiting for.

[Drew.]

who or what the bloody hell is a Nailsworth

[Stu]

I just used the term "hot diggity dog" in a conversation with someone on OkCupid. Before you posted that message.

What the fu ... uckity.

[Novo]

good old Mickey Mouse's Clubhouse creating the most catchy song ever

[Locke.]

A nice night off for us today while Arsenal pick up a few injuries

What a genius Brendan is

[Josy]

What is this

[Black Dagger]

Who thought of this ****ing name? 'ooh we can all have a bloody good natter' no piss off.

[Vanessa]

:suspect:Is this a chat thread?

[Niamh.]

fgs Josy :bored:

[Josy]

I never changed the name :idc:

[Locke.]

How can you all not know about the famous Nailsworth

[Josy]

Never heard of it

[MTVN]

Let's not play the fool now Josy

[smudgie]

I thought it was a nail bar..:bawling:

[Josy]

I thought it was a nail bar..:bawling:

:joker:

[Niamh.]

take a seat Smudgie, Josy will be with you when she's finished Lockes french Polish

[Vanessa]

:joker:

[Locke.]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/717dad8be9a90e543753afe19cb43c65/tumblr_mv61omKxv31rvaluxo1_250.gif

[Brother Leon]

Mods. Locke has informed me he made a mistake with his sig and can't change it. Can you change it to this please at his request.

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/ay_116023434-e1376223890457.jpg?w=952&h=672
Resized of course.

[King Gizzard]

After the #CrispsDiscussion on #Skype I just went and treated myself to a 6 pack of Worcester Sauce #crisps #swag #hashtag #josy

[Drew.]

Who was it that bought up Wocester sauce crisps in the discussion? I think he deserves a packet.

[King Gizzard]

Fam don't be cheeky now

[Drew.]

Such a wasteman

[Josy]

Worcester sauce crisps are awful and should be destroyed

[King Gizzard]

Had enough of your bollocks

[Drew.]

I'll let Nathan deal with you after that outrageous comment

[Josy]

Shut your face.

[King Gizzard]

Why don't you go dance around your living room singing along to Nicholas

[Josy]

Might do that actually

[Josy]

Why don't you go eat some stinky Worcester sauce crisps

[King Gizzard]

just had a pizza so I don't need them right now saving them for later

[Josy]

What kind of pizza did you have?

I just had some chicken salad.

[King Gizzard]

plain pizza, the best kind of pizza

[Josy]

Plain pizza? that doesn't even make sense...you must have at least had the tomatoey sauce stuff and cheese on it?

[King Gizzard]

Shutup smartarse, just no toppings then

[Drew.]

a margherita then

[Josy]

Well it was a bloody cheese pizza then fs :idc:

[Black Dagger]

Leave Nathan alone you horrible bastards.