Official Tennis Thread - Part 2

[Drew.]

Projected QFs: (Top half) Nadal vs. Ferrer and Wawrinka vs. Murray. (Bottom half) Federer vs. Berdych and Raonic vs. Djokovic

Projected women's QFs: (top) Serena Williams vs. Sharapova, Radwanska vs. Kerber, (bottom) Kvitova vs. Halep and Jankovic vs. Li Na

[Novo]

Some amazing First Round matches and potential 2nd round matches, Ivanovic v Garcia who have both good clay form, Puig v Stosur, Venus v Bencic, Mugu v Serena a possibility in the second round which would be very interesting and then possible Kiri v Penetta and Kuznetsova and gorgi 2nd round meetings, very happy that Ula has been given a good draw as well she needs all the points she can get right now

[Novo]

Pliskova v Genie in the final at Nuremberg
Puig v Soler Espinosa in the final at Strasburg

[Marc]

Looks like Rory has dodged a major bullet after all

:joker:

[Marc]

Tough opener for Ana.

I'm hoping she can get another chance at Halep

[Marc]

Pliskova v Genie in the final at Nuremberg
Puig v Soler Espinosa in the final at Strasburg

Pliskova and Soler Espinosa

[Novo]

Monica easily, apparently she is in the top 20 for form on Clay, time to get £10 on her winning the french

[Drew.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoaKf1hIAAEqYUV.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoaJgXJIMAAw8iq.jpg

[Marc]

She looks really gormy at times

[Drew.]

Perfection

[Marc]

She might come unstuck against Pennetta

[Novo]

Im afraid to say Drew that Genie sooner rather then later will go the same way as Kournikova and be more interesting in modelling shoots and commercials then Tennis, obviously not to the same level because the attention on Kournikova was ridiculous but enough to limit her progress and make her a B player rather then a A like Anna

[Drew.]

Your lack of faith is very disappointing

[Marc]

What is up with some of these trophies

http://i61.tinypic.com/15wdj5t.jpg

[Drew.]

I am squinting here and i still cant work out what hes carrying

[Marc]

It's some sort of leaning tower of Lego

[Drew.]

Looks like a stack of towels

[Marc]

Maybe it is. He's been given the washing for the week

[Novo]

The one Donna won was the worst one I have ever seen, it was just a long block with a picture of a tennis ball at the top or something, favourite is probably Doha because of that great Golden Eagle on it

[Novo]

http://www.windsorstar.com/cms/binary/9514251.jpg

http://www.vnews.com/csp/mediapool/sites/dt.common.streams.StreamServer.cls?STREAMOID=nqcKX Xn$vfgTHGnJsUnft8$daE2N3K4ZzOUsqbU5sYvKIDglwbhWmEK BJKv9Gs9BWCsjLu883Ygn4B49Lvm9bPe2QeMKQdVeZmXF$9l$4 uCZ8QDXhaHEp3rvzXRJFdy0KqPHLoMevcTLo3h8xh70Y6N_U_C ryOsw6FTOdKL_jpQ-&CONTENTTYPE=image/jpeg

[Drew.]

Monfils >>

http://instagram.com/p/oYg8EawDJ4/

[Novo]

Vika showed him those moves

[Marc]

http://www.windsorstar.com/cms/binary/9514251.jpg

http://www.vnews.com/csp/mediapool/sites/dt.common.streams.StreamServer.cls?STREAMOID=nqcKX Xn$vfgTHGnJsUnft8$daE2N3K4ZzOUsqbU5sYvKIDglwbhWmEK BJKv9Gs9BWCsjLu883Ygn4B49Lvm9bPe2QeMKQdVeZmXF$9l$4 uCZ8QDXhaHEp3rvzXRJFdy0KqPHLoMevcTLo3h8xh70Y6N_U_C ryOsw6FTOdKL_jpQ-&CONTENTTYPE=image/jpeg

Beats Maria's dildo

[Novo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Radwanska_Trophy_Presentation.jpg

Aga smashing the plate over Ula's head after her 20th loss in a row

[Novo]

Bit to big I think

[Drew.]

Cant see it

[Marc]

When they make the winner dress up...

http://www.wtatennis.com/javaImages/bf/43/0,,12781~10175423,00.jpg

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Drew.]

Got to love the big trophies

http://action81.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Caroline-Wozniacki-trophy.jpg

[Black Dagger]

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9084934.ece/alternates/w620/li-na-getty.jpg

Y'all were doing it, I wanted to join in.

[Novo]

Looks like a catholic chalice that the pope pisses into

[Marc]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-W6dh9pANAPc/TmVTkveM4tI/AAAAAAAAD5A/Eh7n5O2ElgU/s1600/1463879443_5b4f4a5f8e.jpg

Not even sure what this is

[Novo]

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9084934.ece/alternates/w620/li-na-getty.jpg

Y'all were doing it, I wanted to join in.

Robbed my Vika's trophy

[Black Dagger]

Shouldn't have been a faily little bitch then should she?

[Drew.]

Cook a nice stew up in that

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-boLz1AwiWwI/Tr5nps3GPwI/AAAAAAAAAuY/1lQITHS9liI/s1600/6a00e54ee7a84388330133f2ed0127970b-450wi.jpg

[Novo]

http://chadanielle.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/kremlin-cup-102410-azarenka_kirilenko.jpg

[Marc]

Cook a nice stew up in that

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-boLz1AwiWwI/Tr5nps3GPwI/AAAAAAAAAuY/1lQITHS9liI/s1600/6a00e54ee7a84388330133f2ed0127970b-450wi.jpg

The **** :joker:

[Marc]

http://www.tennispanorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/97945f6ffbba32ab3e0df8a2c9cf86af-getty-tennis-atp-uae-djokovic-federer-e1298745475184.jpg

[Drew.]

That is pretty cool

[Novo]

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/003/570/454/hi-res-68d893ce39a0f6080687c3c706da469c_crop_north.jpg?w= 630&h=420&q=75

[Marc]

http://www.tennisnow.com/Files/RosolBucharestTrophy-(1).aspx

The best

[Drew.]

This is like one of those ones you make from buying parts for £2 a week in magazine from your local shop

http://gototennis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Maria_Sharapova_Hua_Hin_trophy.jpg

[Marc]

http://img.livetennis.com/NewsImages/139-27042014060308.jpg

[Marc]

http://ep00.epimg.net/elpais/imagenes/2013/10/28/inenglish/1382970738_472641_1382970865_noticia_normal.jpg

Both look less than pleased

[Novo]

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=media%2Fgettyphoto%2F2013%5C10%5C25%5C185839 902.jpg&w=595&h=396

Serena towering over the trolls

[Jords]

French Open :amazed:

I really enjoyed it last year.

[Novo]

470253368061874176

[Marc]

Bitch did good

[Novo]

Just noticed how many up and comers have won their maiden WTA title this year already, Mugu, Monica, Donna, Genie, Garcia

[michael21]

lol at ever talking about this event for weeks now it on no one talking about it :laugh3:

[Jemal]

Well done fed.

[michael21]

lac can still make a come back yet

[Jemal]

Na feds got this

[michael21]

bloody fed :fist::fist::fist:

[michael21]

come on lac hit the ball over the net

[michael21]

they're talking about the sound fed make when he hits the ball with his bat :bored:

[michael21]

that game set and the match

[Novo]

Kiri flops and im down to 4 already

[Drew.]

You've picked the wrong avatar

[Novo]

will be changing it to Alize in a minute

[MTVN]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/25/article-0-1E31D65C00000578-259_634x436.jpg

What on earth is she wearing, does she think she's going for a picnic in the park or something

[Novo]

Looks Gorgeous as usual <3

[Drew.]

She looks about 70

[Novo]

well overaged rather then the well underaged you go for

[Drew.]

Same age as Genie

[Jords]

Kiri not making it past R1 ffs

[Marc]

Did you see Kiri's massive scar on her knee?

[Marc]

The cheekiest game I've seen in a while

KOaNYNGAI24

[Marc]

Domi slugging it out

[Black Dagger]

When is Li on.

[Black Dagger]

omfg Nishi lad, what are you doing.

[Marc]

She's not on until tomorrow I don't think

[Black Dagger]

What a floppy Asian bitch.

[Marc]

So many R1 matches on the third day. These Grand Slams should hurry up

[Black Dagger]

:facepalm: at Nishi, I thought he'd have had a decent run after his past few tournaments. Mess.

1/4 of my support down already.

[Drew.]

Come on Mladenovic you blonde beauty!!

[Black Dagger]

Who the ****ing **** is this.

[Black Dagger]

So done with this year already, bye.

[Drew.]

:xyxwave: Li

:xyxwave: Lucas

[Black Dagger]

Meh, your jobbers will soon follow bye.

[Drew.]

Terrible loser

http://i.imgur.com/vcbGzvL.png

[Black Dagger]

French is the worst anyway.

She already got the best slam this year and squashed that Canadian bint in doing so

[Drew.]

http://sport24.lefigaro.fr/var/plain_site/storage/images/tennis/diaporamas/open-gaz-de-france-en-images/kristina-mladenovic/14536509-1-fre-FR/Kristina-Mladenovic_full_diapos_large.jpg

[Black Dagger]

She better go on to at least the QF's now, if she loses in R2, I hope she snaps her ankle and has the rest of the season out. :idc:

[jackc1806]

Andy Murray on now.

itv4

[Drew.]

It's all your fault Rory you absolute bellend, poor Caro.

[Novo]

**** sake Li Na you jobber

[Novo]

Alize is going all the way, its Myskina all over again

[Jords]

I wanna watch Monfils

[Novo]

Virginia is the eurosport goat

[Drew.]

Yess Schmiedlova you beauty!!! What a great win

http://i.imgur.com/Zk6dblY.png

[Drew.]

Now Mugu is taking down the other evil sister

[Novo]

the most predictable upset in grand slam history

[Novo]

hope i didnt just jinx it

[Drew.]

What an amazing day so far

[Novo]

did sam smith really just suggest Genie will make the final lol

[Novo]

" Im very happy!!!!!! "

[Brother Leon]

2nd best Slam. French Open :worship:

[Drew.]

Jo Durie just put down a Genie - Halep final on twitter too.. They know whats up

https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/qz3NLhmzfynNYQFTSHhapw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptcablogs/Genieface1.jpg

[Black Dagger]

Incredible.

The WTA now without Serena, about any of 6/7 can probably win it, so pissed off with Li even more now, once Serena went out, she just stormed her way to the AO without a care in the world.

[Black Dagger]

-are we all just forgetting about Masha, yeh, I like this idea-

[Novo]

When Vika withdraws from tournaments this is what happens, remember wimbeldon last year when Maria went out straight after and Serena soon followed, Li Na and Serena now, the top players just cant be assed bothering without the goat there

[MTVN]

Maria's for the taking now, she is going to absolutely walk it

[Novo]

lets hope that dodgy shoulder snaps in half

[Black Dagger]

Meh, least it's more open.

If Nadal/Djokovic went out in R2/3 here you'd just expect the other one to go and absolutely destroy the rest of the tournament, Stan only won AO because Nadal was dead, oop.

[Novo]

he did beat djokovic though tbf, even a fit Nadal on hard court would have struggled against him on form

[Novo]

my faves are falling quicker then Drew's pants when he takes a walk through Canal street

[Locke.]

The worst grand slam gets even worse as Lisicki retires injured

[alex_front2]

Wonder if Serena pregnany rumour is true.

[Marc]

It's Maria's to lose now

[Marc]

my faves are falling quicker then Drew's pants when he takes a walk through Canal street

:laugh2:

[michael21]

on soon


come on tim

[Black Dagger]

my faves are falling quicker then Drew's pants when he takes a walk through Canal street

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

My Asian's are having a shocker.

Nara/Li Na/Nishi all out </3

[michael21]

heather watson just lost live on my tv :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Black Dagger]

Quite impressed with her in that 2nd set.

Looks like she'll have to be our Wimbledon story while Robson is out injured and being abused by 1D fans.

[Marc]

Poor Watson, but brave performance

[Marc]

Ana just took the opening set. This Svitolina needs to back down

[Marc]

Why is Schmiedlova in your sig Drew

Because she's a legend. That's why

[Black Dagger]

I'm glad dat French bitch won, wasn't having her lose straight after beating my queen.

[Drew.]

Because she's a legend. That's why

Afraid her heroic run will come to an end tomorrow though.

[Marc]

Good win for Ana.

Really worried about her quarter though

[Novo]

Watson had a break point for 5-5 in the second as well at that stage she was growing into the match, shame she didnt take it

[Novo]

im pretty shocked about Larsson doing so well she seems to suit Clay more then hard court, Kiri and Pennetta are no walkovers, 9/2 for her to beat Genie is a really good price considering Genie didn't exactly play great against Georges

[Jemal]

Fgs Aga.

[Drew.]

Incredible, Tomljanovic :worship:

[Marc]

G'wan Sam :worship:

[Novo]

what a terrible tournament

[MTVN]

Nice sig mate

[Jemal]

Nice sig mate

:joker:

[Novo]

time for my Avatar and Sig jinx to end today, Genie is the sacrifice the swede demands

[Jemal]

Its sharapovas too lose.

[Jords]

Aga ffs

[michael21]

Maria Sharapova make sex sounds when she plays

[Novo]

Cilic has been around that long i always think he is one of the oldest on the tour but he is still only 25

[Jords]

Cilic has been around that long i always think he is one of the oldest on the tour but he is still only 25

He played well in the third and fourth set against Novak.

[Drew.]

Mugu :love:

[Brother Leon]

Nice sig mate

:joker:

Top bantz.

[Novo]

can we all confirm i tipped Mugu to have an amazing year back in december

[Jords]

Robredo looking to take it to 5 sets

[Jords]

I wanna watch Simon/Raonic

[Novo]

Genie pushing her luck once again

[Jords]

Genie's approaching her matchpoint.

[Jords]

Larsson just broke her and now serving 4-5

2nd set

[Drew.]

My queen <3

http://news.sportsinteraction.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1341/files/2014/05/EugenieBouchardFrenchOpen.jpg

[Jords]

oh dont you start with the word queen on here :laugh:

[Drew.]

I am using it for its proper definition

[Jords]

But you are not King Drew :pipe:

[Novo]

Right, Avatar #4 coming up

[Jords]

:joker:

[Drew.]

But you are not King Drew :pipe:

Future King Bouchard

[Jords]

haha nobel of you to take her name

[Jords]

Tense point!

[Jords]

Triple break point for Simon!!

[Jords]

Hes pulled it back :dance:

5-5 for the final set!

[Jords]

**** sake Raonic breaks back

[Jords]

:fist: :fist: :fist:

[Brother Leon]

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/serena-williams-caroline-wozniacki-greg-oden.jpg

Getting knocked out early and then hanging out with end of the bench scrubs..:laugh:

[Drew.]

Caro is loving this life of freedom

[Jords]

:laugh:

[Jords]

Monfils :worship:

[Novo]

Only Fognini could bagel someone then play the worst set of tennis ever

[Novo]

Come on Petko!!!!!!!!!!

[Novo]

Petko is going all the way

[Marc]

****ing Ana

[Jords]

Andy/Kohl gone to 5 sets

[Jords]

Andy managed it, 7-6 in the 5th set so very closely got knocked out.

[Drew.]

such a **** time to suspend it

[Jords]

He can come and win the match in a minute tomorrow morning :laugh:

[Jords]

Has given time for Gasquet to pull his **** together :facepalm:

[Drew.]

Caro without Rory >>>>>

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bo7zRDBIAAABEju.jpg:large

[Brother Leon]

****ing bandwagon supporter bitch :idc:

[Novo]

Petko winning the french open whilst Caro and Serena begin their lesbian affair, the tennis world rocked forever

[Drew.]

Serena doing her best to influence Caro into making Rory jealous

http://stat.mobli.com/media_stills/media_95761597.jpg

http://stat.mobli.com/media_stills/media_95761684.jpg

[Novo]

i've always had a suspicion Serena bats for both sides

[Novo]

Caro has a great body i will give her that

[Drew.]

Change of swimwear and a better strike of pose and Caro is well on her way to being model material

[Novo]

Rory and Scott, i don't know who is more stupid

[Drew.]

Who is Scott

[Marc]

Scott

[Drew.]

Oh that Scott

[Marc]

Yeah

[Drew.]

Bit of a prick him

[Novo]

Adam Scott you bloody ****

[Novo]

were in for a great day tomorrow, Stosur v Sharapova and Tsonga v Djokovic

[Drew.]

That is bloody old news

[Novo]

they both dumped gip tennis players is the point i was making, keep up :idc:

[Drew.]

And they both won a tournament straight after, would you adam and eve it.

[Jords]

were in for a great day tomorrow, Stosur v Sharapova and Tsonga v Djokovic

volume off then

[Drew.]

Volume up to 40 with those grunts

[Novo]

she doesn't sound as seductive as my Vika, Maria's grunts are very piggish

[Drew.]

Vika sounds like shes trying to give birth to triplets, very disturbing.

[Jords]

well either way both annoying as **** :laugh:

[Novo]

When Vika finally ditches Foo then Slam #3 will happen, lets hope it is in the next couple of weeks

[Novo]

agent Gregor will be keeping Maria awake all night tonight so Sam has easy pickings tomorrow

[Black Dagger]

Caro actually looks stunning on that last page, Rory held her back.

Oh and Andy nearly flopping, surely he just wins his games easily now he's had time to rest for the night, Kohl must be annoyed lmao.

[Jords]

Caro actually looks stunning on that last page, Rory held her back.

Oh and Andy nearly flopping, surely he just wins his games easily now he's had time to rest for the night, Kohl must be annoyed lmao.

I know! Should be a snappy win for Andy tomorrow.

[Jords]

Genie off to a great start with an early break 2-0

[Jords]

Genie's playing strong! Nabbed first set 6-1

[Jords]

Kerber looks like shes giving up.

[Jords]

Genie through to QF in straights 6-1 6-2 :worship:

[Drew.]

Thats a semi and quarter final in both grand slams this year, amazing.. would be so good for her to make the final.

[Jords]

Was such a solid match for her.

Gasquet to make a great comeback pls

[Drew.]

Not to mention she is closing in on that top 10 too

[Jemal]

Theres times when gasquets one hand backhand is on par with federers.
But when it isn't on par, he basically doesnt provide any threat apart from some inconsistent forehand winners.

[Drew.]

"Theres times"

Gasquets arguably has a better backhand than Fed full stop

[Jemal]

Lord. Here we go. I dunno what is wrong with me saying 'theres times' :umm2:

Hes inconsistent with it period.

[Drew.]

Are you judging his backhand from this one match or have you properly watched him over the years?

[Jemal]

If you look at past threads of different tournaments you will see i have seen gasquet numerous times and commented on his backhand.
Back in the US open.

Also if im only judging him on this match why would i say hes on par with federer with his backhand when hes been non existsent in this game. Think about it drew before trying to make me look like i dont know what im talking about.

[Jords]

:umm2::umm2::umm2::umm2:

[Drew.]

You've been on the forum less than a year so that doesn't really mean much when you've commented on him over previous tournaments in threads. Nowhere did i say you don't know what you're talking about, just disagree with you.

[Jemal]

What a shot.

[Jemal]

T-Songa should beat Djokovic ..
I hope.

[Jords]

Gas :fist:

Good rally at the end there though.

[Jemal]

So wait Monfils and T-Songa and who left?

[Jemal]

lol murray always blaming injuries when hes losing.

[Jords]

Paramentier for the women?

[Jemal]

Oo yea maybe.
I thought he was talking about 3 from the mens

[Jemal]

God that vt was cringe

[Jords]

dat rally

[Jords]

Both held their serves.

[MTVN]

Murray is going to lose this

[Drew.]

Have faith Matthew

[Jemal]

Koschbieluer or whatever hes name is.

Will either win this or lose this.
Murray won't win this. If you know what I mean.

[Jemal]

I basically mean murray will only win this by unforced errors.

[Drew.]

Koschbieluer or whatever hes name is.

Will either win this or lose this.
Murray won't win this. If you know what I mean.

Cheers Alan

[Jords]

:joker:

[Jemal]

LOL.

I knew someone would take the piss

[Jemal]

Koschbliber with that clutch!!!

[Jords]

Not gonna lie quite enjoying Kohl

[MTVN]

Top bottle from the German

[Drew.]

My Donna knows

473067780888346624

[Jemal]

Who wants to gaurantee if murray loses this game he will hold his hamstring.

[Novo]

I basically mean murray will only win this by unforced errors.

thats called winning using percentages in tennis

[Jemal]

What a shot

[Novo]

Isner and Muhat Part 2 is coming

[Drew.]

Nothing will ever beat that great match

[Jemal]

Sublime.

[Jords]

Nicely placed.

[Drew.]

You lucky man

[Jemal]

Phillip winning alot of fans today

[Novo]

look at that 100 year old line judge

[Jemal]

I thought commentators are meant to be neutral?

[Novo]

i just saw that tit Patrick mcenroe

[Jords]

Another match point for Andy

[Drew.]

Get in, lovely one Muz.. great match

[Jords]

MUZZA

[Jemal]

Ah feel for Lil phillip

[Novo]

this is the worst interview ever

[Jemal]

Shocking banter.