Official Tennis Thread - Part 2

[Marc]

Oh you silly tart

[Novo]

**** sake

[Drew.]

I'm tellin ya Marc

[Novo]

She is letting Romania down

[Marc]

Silly silly tart. She'll lose the tie breaker as well

[Jords]

or not

[MTVN]

Magnificent Maria

[Jemal]

Lord halep.
Not that string finishing your life

[Novo]

The chance has come and gone

[Marc]

It's all over

[Novo]

Looks like it is tim to watch this Walrus documentary on Bbc2

[MTVN]

"Come onnnnn"

[Jemal]

Its all over.

[Jords]

well it was an enjoyable match

[Brother Leon]

Come on. So close..

[Jemal]

God just serve the flipping ball mon

[Drew.]

Took about a minute for her to serve there

[MTVN]

Everybody shush up

[Marc]

Maria gifting set point

[Jemal]

Yes maybe its not over.

MARIA... I'M AFRAID IVE GOT SOME BAD NEWS..

[Jords]

ah

[Jemal]

Just serve it for fk sake

[Marc]

So slow :bored:

[Marc]

C'mon!

[Black Dagger]

Look at you all, having no faith.

[Drew.]

Snack break

[Jemal]

COME ONNN

[Brother Leon]

Feck sake.

[Novo]

YES!!!!!!! **** off Maria

[MTVN]

:notimpressed:

[Drew.]

It's all over

The chance has come and gone

Its all over.

:think:

[Novo]

Me and Jemal never lost hope

[Jemal]

M&S might aswell make a restursnt cause i cba for all this

[Jords]

****ing own the court this set Simona!!!!!

[Novo]

It was all Marc

[Marc]

Maria is probably seething

[Jemal]

Me and Novo never lost hope drew.

Reverse physcology.

[Drew.]

Having no faith in your favourites to win, deary me

[Drew.]

Poor Halep needs some real fans

[Marc]

It was all Marc

I've become accustomed to my girls losing

[Marc]

Having no faith in your favourites to win, deary me

She's not my favourite. I'm unbiased but I do like the idea of a new champ and an eighth different winner

[Jemal]

What marc said

[Jemal]

Has sharapova gone to have a meal or..

[Marc]

Poor sport by Maria for doing this

[Jords]

I have become a Simona fan

[Jords]

Maria having a quick nap brb

[Jemal]

Mark petchey working his magic.
#LAD

[arista]

Has sharapova gone to have a meal or..


Change her knickers
and take a banned upper

[arista]

She may scream like that in Sex

[Jemal]

She may scream like that in Sex

:joker::joker:

[Marc]

Change her knickers
and take a banned upper

Simona must have made Maria **** her self

[Drew.]

Am i seeing Arista in the tennis thread :omg:

[Brother Leon]

Let's go. Step on her ****ing throat now.

[arista]

Am i seeing Arista in the tennis thread :omg:



Yes it has gone on to long
as a match


She is no Spring Chicken , now

[Marc]

D:

[Jords]

:umm2:

[Novo]

Vika takes a medical time out against Sloane when she was already a set up and gets destroyed for it, Maria avoids god knows how many time violation warnings and goes for a massive break after Halep wins a set in a FINAL and she will probably go onto win and nothing will be said about it

[Marc]

Good she got a warning

[Marc]

LOL Andy good timing

[Marc]

I believe she loses a first serve if she gets another warning

[Brother Leon]

Pathetic Serving by both.

[Drew.]

Perfect timing Leon

[Marc]

The crowd aren't that thrilled when Maria hits screamers (lol) so they must be bored of her now

[Novo]

This is a massive game now

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, Simona didn't get lucky with the cord :mad:

[Marc]

That net is Russian

[Drew.]

I think i'm in with a shot at winning the prediction game if Maria wins in 3 today, come on Maria!!!!!!!!!

[Jemal]

Perfect timing Lucas.

[Marc]

KuzNETsova.

It all makes sense now.

[Jemal]

BREAK ALERT

[Novo]

****

[Jemal]

This umpire looks like bradley cooper in American hustle

[Jemal]

COME ON

[Drew.]

This is some great tennis

[Marc]

Warn her again pls.

[Marc]

Half an hour for 2-2

[arista]

steady on Maria


Its not a Sex Match

[Brother Leon]

Great final. Gotta love the French Open.

[MTVN]

Both players are going to need good long soaks in the tub after this

[Drew.]

Maria is dripping

[Brother Leon]

Defence baby!!!!!!!

[MTVN]

Stupendous Sharapova

[arista]

Both players are going to need good long soaks in the tub after this


yes and shoulders rubbed

[Drew.]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/c/cf/20140208234606!Kirk_Sutherland.jpg

[Novo]

Maria off for a 20 minute toilet break now

[Brother Leon]

Maria off for a 20 minute toilet break now

http://imgur.com/gMooC.gif

[Novo]

They are talking about that Monica and Steffi final

[MTVN]

Great hold

[Brother Leon]

Russian Machine.

[MTVN]

Maria has pulled out an extra lease of life

[Marc]

Go on Halep. Break her serve

[Marc]

C'mon

[Black Dagger]

YES BISH.

[Jemal]

Vamos halep!

[Marc]

Now serve like the top 5 player you are.

[Marc]

Stay calm Simona

[Brother Leon]

Just hold serve FFS

[Drew.]

Shotttt

[Black Dagger]

nooooooooooooo

[Marc]

She can't serve for ****tttt

[Jords]

Hold!!!!

[Brother Leon]

Can Halep just serve every game?

Thanks x

[Drew.]

Finish her!!!!!!!

[Black Dagger]

Ah ****.

[MTVN]

Yesssssssss you beauty

[Jemal]

Fk me simona

[Jemal]

Sigh.

[Drew.]

This is it

[arista]

Stay calm Simona


she will need a knickers change

[arista]

Well Done Sexy Voice Maria

[Jemal]

Tbh. That scream keeps on putting her opponents off.

[Marc]

:bored:

[Drew.]

Hurrah, Well done Maria!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Leon]

Our Champion :lovedup:

[Black Dagger]

-switches off-

[Drew.]

Do feel for Halep, she has been great

[MTVN]

What a final and what a legend of a woman

[arista]

Tbh. That scream keeps on putting her opponents off.


Yes but
it needs dubbing onto porno DVD's



Feel The Force

[Jemal]

Yes but
it needs dubbing onto porno DVD's



Feel The Force

Lol. im done now:joker:

[Jords]

Gutted but looking forward to watching Simona in the future.

[arista]

:bored:


Marc Fair is Fair


She is the Winner


I could kiss her fanny

[Brother Leon]

Now a Rafa win and it has been a great Tournament.

[Marc]

She really should have dominated better on serve

[Marc]

Crowd making her cry

[Marc]

Marc Fair is Fair


She is the Winner


I could kiss her fanny

D:

[Black Dagger]

Tournament went to **** in R1, been anything but great :idc:

[Drew.]

Marc Fair is Fair


She is the Winner


I could kiss her fanny

:joker: :joker:

[MTVN]

Well said arista

[Jords]

That was nice of Maria

[Drew.]

Lovely woman

[Marc]

Romanians are coming for your job Maria

[Novo]

Chrisie still has a great ass on her, she is like a fine wine

[Jemal]

Halep is beauts

[Novo]

Well guys i suppose thats that then, Roll on Wimbledon when Vika is back and the tournament is Valid

[Novo]

Oh hang on I'm here for the Russian national anthem

[Jemal]

BO

[Jemal]

BOOOO

[Novo]

MOTHERLAND!!!!!!

[Brother Leon]

Well guys i suppose thats that then, Roll on Wimbledon when Vika is back and the tournament is Valid

You must it of forgot the GOAT is playing tomorrow..

[Novo]

Put your hand over your heart leon

[Marc]

Her national anthem takes almost as long as it takes for her to serve

[Marc]

Alright move on

[Marc]

Is she still with Grigor?

[Novo]

Wimbledon I'd going to be so good this year

Serena
Vika
Maria
Lisicki
Aga
Halep
Li Na
Genie

All with claims

[Novo]

Watch the winner not even be one of them now

[arista]

Yes Novo
she is a Fit Lady

[Novo]

Can't be any worse then last year, my TV nearly went west out of the window due to Court 1

[Black Dagger]

I have no high hopes for Li after FO, I'll be pleasantly surprised if she makes it past R1.

I promised to myself that if she won Australia, then I'd allow for her to flop the rest of the season and she'll be determined to now.

[Marc]

I wanna see how Ana fares on grass. Clay is undoubtably her favourite surface but she's so much better this year. Surely she'll get past round 2

[Marc]

Great players yet to win a slam and the young ones who are up and coming:

Aga, Jankovic, Halep, Bouchard, Kerber, Lisicki

Which one will claim their first

[Black Dagger]

Robbo is going to come back from surgery and be the GOAT and win US Open.

[Novo]

Aga's best chance was the Aussie Open this year, I'll be surprised if she ever gets a better chance, when she faced Serena in the final even though she won a set you still knew Serena was in control but the Aussie Open was a winninable semi and would have been a winable final but alas

[Marc]

She could get a luck draw

[Legend killer]

Like i said without that shoulder injury Shara would have ruled the woman's game with the scary thing being clay being her worst surface

Good girl Maria

[Drew.]

Clay her worst surface? It's what shes been most successful on GS wise.. Her 3rd final in 3 years.

[Brother Leon]

TBF, she says herself it's probably her weakest. It's just the other Women are even weaker on it themselves.

[Drew.]

Shes not fooling me :nono:

[Novo]

If someone said she would be french open champion 5 years ago you would have thought they were insane

[Drew.]

It surely can't be considered her worst now due to all of her success now though.. 5/6 years ago yeah.

[Marc]

She's adapted to clay better than a lot of people. People could take her out on hard court because it'll be more of a level playing field.

[Novo]

Her shot placement on Clay is leagues above everyone even when she is on the back foot most of the match she can create angles out of nothing which is the big difference on Clay, on Hard Court Vika and Serena just overpower her and move and she doesn't get chance to make shots like today

[Novo]

Aussie Open final 2012 when Vika won the second set 6-0 not even Serena has mastered Maria like that, it was literally a thing of beauty and highlighted all of her weaknesses in half an hour

[Marc]

Her shot placement on Clay is leagues above everyone even when she is on the back foot most of the match she can create angles out of nothing which is the big difference on Clay, on Hard Court Vika and Serena just overpower her and move and she doesn't get chance to make shots like today

Well yeah, on hard court she probably wouldn't get to the ball in time but on clay most players have more time to get to the ball and do something with it. A lot longer rallies on clay

[Novo]

Difference between her and most players on clay though is she knows where to place the ball and she has freakish power on there, Vika can't generate any power at all on Clay and Serena is still powerful but not to her grass and hard court standard

[Marc]

I think placement is more important than power on clay, Masha just has both so it's crazy difficult to beat her on form.

[Novo]

Unless your Justine henin

[Marc]

Undisputable GOAT on clay

[Legend killer]

Clay her worst surface? It's what shes been most successful on GS wise.. Her 3rd final in 3 years.

Drew do you even watch tennis lad?? Quite clearly her worst surface don't give a **** bout her results. There are two main reasons her success has been greater on clay the last couple of years

A. The standard of womans tennis on clay is beyond pathetic. I could literally name 3 at most who i would say look like comfortable clay court players

B. Her serve which is BY FAR her biggest weakness since the operation is covered up slightly by the surface where the serve is no where near as important as it is on the hard or grass surfaces

None of this however disguises to actual tennis fans that her movement on clay is beyond pathetic

[Drew.]

Why so defensive

[Novo]

That is a Legend Killer post I can 100% agree with

[Legend killer]

Shara in any other era of tennis would be getting bounced in the first round without doubt year on year struggling to win a set with her lack of movement. This era is easily the worst of the last 50 years and as for clay the worst era EVER

[Legend killer]

The only woman's player i actually enjoy watching on clay is Schivone the rest look like there skating on ice 99% of the time

[Novo]

Best period for Clay Court Women's tennis was 89-97, Seles, Graff, Sanchez Vicario and nearly every year was an amazing final, watching classic Seles v Graff matches is like watching a different sport at times

[Legend killer]

Novo with that knowledge i am impressed

[Legend killer]

Why so defensive

Why so ignorant

[Drew.]

I pointed out the fact she has won twice in the past 3 years making it her successful GS, on clay which you claim is her worst surface, there are no lies in that it is a fact.. you are mental getting so defensive.

[Legend killer]

I pointed out the fact she has won twice in the past 3 years making it her successful GS, on clay which you claim is her worst surface, there are no lies in that it is a fact.. you are mental getting so defensive.

Novak has won a slam on grass does that mean he is better on grass then Clay where he has no slam?? Of course not you stick to basing your opinion on atp website i will base my opinion on what i see with my own eyes watching her the last 5-6 years

[Legend killer]

Anyone even suggesting clay is not her worst surface needs to follow another sport maybe bowls which is slower paced

[Drew.]

I said its her most successful, not her best surface.. dear god

[Legend killer]

You suggested it wasn't in response to my original point by using her slam success as a marker

If i read your post the wrong way you owe me an apology for not making your original point clear

If you were suggesting it was in fact not her worst surface you owe us an apology for your lack of understanding of the game

Either way apologies are in order my good man

[Drew.]

There was a question mark at the end of the sentence, i then pointed out the fact its her most successful GS.. All you had to do was give your reasons why its her worst like i asked, i think you owe me an apology LK.

[Legend killer]

Also my last post in here for a while

Djoko in 4 tommorrow

[Legend killer]

There was a question mark at the end of the sentence, i then pointed out the fact its her most successful GS.. All you had to do was give your reasons why its her worst like i asked, i think you owe me an apology LK.

You know i love you Drew

[Drew.]

I have tamed the beast, I am forgiving you LK.

[Jamie585]

Really enjoyed the women's final.. Fair winner I thought! Anyone know if Azarenka is going to be fit for Wimbledon this year?

[Novo]

Really enjoyed the women's final.. Fair winner I thought! Anyone know if Azarenka is going to be fit for Wimbledon this year?

Yeah she is practising on grass now

[Novo]

I hope you are a Vika fan as well Jamie

[Jamie585]

That's good! I am indeed, also like Radwanska and Bouchard!!

[MTVN]

Oh no

[Novo]

The Vika Army is expanding in time for Wimbledon

[Jords]

That's good! I am indeed, also like Radwanska and Bouchard!!

:worship: :worship:

[Drew.]

The Genie fan base on here continues to grow

[Jamie585]

The French open was the first time I saw Genie play and now she's easily in my top 3.. It's a plus that she's very attractive haha

[Novo]

Don't be like Drew and support all the attractive ones :nono:

[Drew.]

My favourites <3

[Drew.]

Mugu isn't all that attractive compared to the others so they aren't all 10/10s.

[Novo]

The stereotypical good looking ones - Sharapova, Genie, Donna

[Jamie585]

Haha I like Radwanska's style of play.. She's got such a high skill level just minimal power. I really want her to win a grand slam! Plus I fancy her too

[Novo]

Who doesn't fancy Aga, she is a Gem <3

[Jords]

Agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Drew.]

The stereotypical good looking ones - Sharapova, Genie, Donna

I wouldn't even class Maria as a favourite, she is just the only one in the top 10 i back when she plays. As of this moment it is only really Genie, Donna, Laura, Caro and Mugu. What a list.

[Drew.]

Then there are the likes of Pironkova who i like but shes never really going to get anywhere.

[Novo]

Piss off I already let you take Genie after I supported her for a few years, you can't take Mugu as well

[Drew.]

I have supported Genie for well over a year now. Mugu is the only newish addition and that was roughly the same time you started watching her.

[Novo]

First time I watched Genie was just she was 400 on the world in the Rogers cup and Mugu was at Indian wells over a year ago against Li Na

[Drew.]

You never mentioned Mugu until she won the Hobart International a couple of days before i first saw her at the AO so you aren't aloud to claim her i'm afraid.

[Jamie585]

Only realised Radwanska had a sister last week.. Urszula who is also easy on the eyes

[Drew.]

My Genie <3

http://i.imgur.com/Wt4vj3g.png

[Novo]

You never mentioned Mugu until she won the Hobart International a couple of days before i first saw her at the AO so you aren't aloud to claim her i'm afraid.

Before Hobart

471776148566077440

[Novo]

Look at the date and time of that tweet as well, she beat Serena 2-0 which is what the time suggests and she won both sets 6-2 which is what the date suggests

[Drew.]

I mean you never mentioned her to me so i had no idea you even liked her too lol.. not until half way through the AO anyway.

[Drew.]

She has done a Genie and her twitter followers have gone up over 20k in the past week

[Novo]

Ahhh yes I remember when Genie had 2,000 followers

[Drew.]

I am still getting notifications daily from the other tweet she replied too, i bet Vika has never given you any attention.

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[Novo]

424743771276713984

My favourite slam and my favourite ever player in 1

[Drew.]

LOL you have reminded me of Gasquet doing that and he only answered about 4 of the hundreds of questions and every single one was mine.. hopefully it pissed a few people off

http://i.imgur.com/IRWs0Ud.png

[Drew.]

I miss the AO

[Novo]

The GOAT slam for so many reasons

[Drew.]

Just being able to watch it for 8-10 hours non stop without any distractions all night is what does it. My twitter timeline was great because there wasn't any WWE or Hollyoaks bollocks going on, it was pure tennis.

[Novo]

The Atmosphere is better at that time of night, feels like your watching a PPV event but really Your just flipping between Eurosport Channels, BT sport have ruined the tour though, was so much better when Eurosport had the full rights and Virginia Wade and Greg are more clued up then anyone on BT sport

[Drew.]

Yeah i much prefer Eurosport coverage to BT sport, BT have made the tour a lot more uninteresting.. Luckily we've got Wimby up next so we've got channels to choose from and the website streaming every court.. Almost time to prepare the sig.

[Black Dagger]

Murray has appointed Amelie Mauresmo as his coach.

[Marc]

Everybody knew this like weeks ago. God Lucas

[Black Dagger]

But it's only just been made official!!!!

[Marc]

Maur-les-bo
harhar

[Jords]

it had begun

Novak >

[Drew.]

Come on Rafa!!!

[Jemal]

Vamos RAFA

[Jemal]

Go on rafa.
Only problem i have with rafa is that he sticks to one side so much when he could easily blast a winner to the other side

[Jemal]

VAMOSSSS

[Marc]

Quality second set

[Jemal]

King Rafa.

[Brother Leon]

Some of these Rallies :worship:

[Novo]

What a shot that was

[Novo]

And again

[Jemal]

Its like King Rafa just gives out the first set to make the final score look respectable.
What a guy.

[Jemal]

Novak crumbles when things don't go hes way

[Novo]

" the sound of the ball leaving Nadal's racket says winner every single time "

[Drew.]

Djok looked absolutely knackered after that 2nd set, this heat is too much for the bloke.

[Novo]

He has been in the longest grand slam final match ever and won in similar conditions, Boris has ruined him

[Marc]

Rafa should have this

[Jemal]

You would think novaks stamina isn't an issue considering how many 5 set comebacks hes pulled off.

And why does rafa stay on oneside so much

[Novo]

Boris out

[Marc]

Jemal he's won 8 of these before. Stop questioning the GOAT

[Jemal]

I'm not wuestion him but haven't you noticed when you do that vs novak you get punished no matter who you are.

[Jemal]

Wow Jim courier you changed your tone quickly you twat

[Drew.]

"Boris you prick, you told me to move left after my serve, he is hitting them right"

[Jemal]

VAMOS

[Marc]

That catch

[Jemal]

**** you courier have that.