Eurovision 2015 Thread (LIVE GRAND FINAL - 23/05 BBC1HD 8pm)

[Benjamin]

yay 4 for Poland

:clap1:

[Smithy]

I just realised how badly snubbed Latvia have been :nono: not here for this

[MB.]

Now even France are ahead of us oh dear

[T*]

did a 5 year old draw her eyebrows

[Marsh.]

Have we won yet?

[Amy Jade]

lol glad Sweden only got 7

[Ammi]

someone give us pity points


..no one has pity in us ..:sad:...

[Marsh.]

Wow, actually got attractive hosts this year.

[MB.]

Have we won yet?

In reverse, nearly

[GypsyGoth]

In reverse, nearly

:laugh:

[Denver]

Yay 1 more

[Amy Jade]

only 2 for the uk lol

[Braden]

It's so awkward that a Swedish person wrote the Russian song :joker:

[Smithy]

UK slaying

[LukeB]

thanks ireland :joker:

[Ninastar]

thanks ireland you ungrateful twats

[Calderyon]

Between Italy, Russia and Sweden this at this point. No chance for anyone else.

UK has 2 points atm. :laugh:

[Benjamin]

oh yay another point

[reece(:]

10 for Georgia :clap1:

[MB.]

:worry: at Ireland giving points to Russia on today of all days

[Denver]

Wow 12 for Latvia

[Ninastar]

i want ireland to take back their gay marraige, they dont deserve it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Braden]

Latvia getting 12 from Ireland :love:

[Shaun]

Ireland bitter we made the final?

[Marsh.]

The gay Irish giving us 1 point. Pfft.

[T*]

only 2 for the uk lol

someone was saying it would be top 10 the other day lmfao

[Jay.]

she sounds like google translate

[reece(:]

Ireland's eclectic taste for Latvia kween :clap1:

[Denver]

AUS first ever 12

[Ammi]

..yay Australia..:love:..

[Braden]

I'd imagine we did shockingly bad with the jury if Ireland only gave us 1

[Natalie.]

Wonder what the Aussie think of all this :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

omfg Barbara

[Jay.]

effie?

[Benjamin]

Godd old Oz

[Shaun]

oh Barbara...

I loved season 2 of drag race

[T*]

is she wearing her grandmas curtain

[Benjamin]

hahaha corragated shed :laugh2:

[Ninastar]

omfg 'like a bit of shed has flown off and hit her in the head'

[MB.]

"3 and a half ladies" shade?

[Natalie.]

I want Grahams commentary on everything in life

[reece(:]

slay a bit Aussie

[GypsyGoth]

hahaha corragated shed :laugh2:

:laugh2:

[Braden]

Estonia deserves to be doing better.

[Ninastar]

takes one extremist country to know another!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MB.]

Why didn't this woman represent Australia

[Amy Jade]

Awww Lee Lin

[Ninastar]

she looks dead

[Benjamin]

Lee lin :lovedup:

[Smithy]

Omg stick figure

[Braden]

Australia :love:

There points were the best yet too

[T*]

i love oxfam fashion

[Drew.]

Cheats

[Denver]

Go **** yourself Australia

[Ninastar]

all these comments are making me laugh so much

[Shaun]

not a single ****ing ex-pat voted for us? smh

[MB.]

Australia bitter that we populated their country?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Er what

[Natalie.]

damn aussies!

[Benjamin]

not a single ****ing ex-pat voted for us? smh

Aussies hate us :laugh:

[Smithy]

not a single ****ing ex-pat voted for us? smh

We should invade them all again

[Mokka]

not a single ****ing ex-pat voted for us? smh

how could you expect any is my question???

[Amy Jade]

did Graham just say Conchitas going for a poo?

[Braden]

Conchita looked pissed off at the crowd :joker:

[Kizzy]

Was that an order Conchita? :worry:

[Marsh.]

Is that woman what Australians refer to as an aboriginal?

[T*]

Aussies hate us :laugh:

a lot don't :think:

[MB.]

"And I want to say hi to Putin WE DID THIS BABY WOO"

[Marsh.]

Was that an order Conchita? :worry:

I know. He looked so angry. :omgno:

[Marsh.]

"And I want to say hi to Putin WE DID THIS BABY WOO"

:joker:

[T*]

"And I want to say hi to Putin WE DID THIS BABY WOO"

:joker::joker::joker:

[Denver]

It will be disgusting if Russia win

[MB.]

Is that woman what Australians refer to as an aboriginal?

That good old Aboriginal name, Lee Lee Chin.

[Amy Jade]

I am well shocked Spain are 20th, they deserved to place much much higher

[Natalie.]

"And I want to say hi to Putin WE DID THIS BABY WOO"

:joker::joker:

[Kizzy]

What's up with no Germany votes?... She was good! :/

[Marsh.]

That good old Aboriginal name, Lee Lee Chin.

:joker:

[Shaun]

it's the time of the show where I'm only listening to Graham tbh

[MB.]

"Such a remote country as Australia" welp

[Marsh.]

20 more countries?

**** this.

[Jay.]

is she drunk?

[MB.]

is she drunk?

Aren't we all?

[T*]

"Such a remote country as Australia" welp

i like how she changed topic so quickly
'such a remote country as australia 8 POINTS GO TO'

[Braden]

I imagine if the running order was reversed we would be getting a completely different result.

[Ninastar]

pissing results

hell no

[Crimson Dynamo]

I feel a bit pissed that i can listen to the last 4 uk enries and all
Are


SH1T

But somehow these cnts can't?

[Jay.]

Aren't we all?

not on my -1000 calorie diet http://i.imgur.com/Douxy1a.gif

[Marsh.]

Is it weird that every accent of every country they visit makes me think of Angel BB10?

[Shaun]

woman at the front of the crowd isn't happy about her nul points

[LukeB]

i love celine dion

[MB.]

Justice 4 Slovenia

[Ninastar]

hahahaha graham is making me laugh so much

[Vanessa]

Italy doing even better than i tought they would! We're in the top 5 ! :amazed:

[T*]

Justice 4 Slovenia

ikr

[Shaun]

Austria thinking they were voting for themselves but not noticing the extra AL in there?

[Benjamin]

Imagine if Oz suddenly got the 12 points from all and won :laugh:

[MB.]

What kind of name is Marko Mark

[Marsh.]

Have they done away with the cheesy "________ calling" thing they'd start off with? :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Low votes for top 3

[Mokka]

I fecking love Graham Norton....

[T*]

he's gonna show the t shirt

[MB.]

I take it all back I love you Marko Mark :love:

[reece(:]

The presenter on the left looks like Dania Ramirez

[Braden]

She looked thrilled

[Natalie.]

jessie j?

[Benjamin]

LOL Graham

[Crimson Dynamo]

I just had shredded wheat and pineapples

[Shaun]

oooh, only 9 points in it again

[Amy Jade]

Come on Russia!

[MB.]

Montenegro ahead of Georgia? Axe this show now

[Braden]

He's so competitive, you can tell :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Denise Welsch

[Benjamin]

Russia falling in the votes?

[Braden]

Russia getting a few subtle sinkers

[reece(:]

Graham rightfully dragging Montenegro

[Kyle]

We were garbage but I'm not buying that there were only 2 acts worse than us tonight.

[LukeB]

Come on russia

[Shaun]

5pts!!!!

[reece(:]

Why is Denise Welch in Hungary

[MB.]

Let's have Nigella representing us next year shall we

[Smithy]

"Just popped a chicken in"

[Denver]

UK does us proud and give Sweden 12

[Braden]

Yaaaaas at our points

[T*]

'i made a cake :)'

[Benjamin]

Nigella :lovedup:

[Benjamin]

We gave Sweden 12 :bored:

[Shaun]

us voting for Lithuania, Latvia, Serbia and Israel :love:

[Jay.]

i love nigella

[Jay.]

why is she being a mess tho

[LukeB]

ugh sweden

[reece(:]

Mutha Nigella

[Denver]

Yes Sweden

[Marsh.]

Oh **** off Nigella showing off.

[Benjamin]

We gave Lithuania and Poland points :clap1:

[Smithy]

I can't believe Spain are doing so badly

[Ninastar]

why was the UK woman so french? LOL

[Kizzy]

Disappointed we didn't place Italy higher.

[Amy Jade]

ew

[Jamesy]

omg she was a nervous wreck

[Drew.]

Nigella setting everyone off

[T*]

its better than a russia contest next year tbh

[Amy Jade]

Russia were so much better than Sweden

[Ninastar]

oh it was nigella

dumb bitch

[MB.]

lmao

[Ninastar]

Russia cutting them off because they only got 5 points

[Braden]

No @ our country

Idk if I want Sweden or Russia to win...Sweden is a lovely country but the act of Russia is better...I don't want Eurovision to go to such an anti gay country

[Benjamin]

Rip Georgia, Portugal, and Estonia. Russia taking them down one by one

[Denver]

Yes Sweden edging ahead

[T*]

IT'S ****ING 2015 ugh

[Smithy]

Russia shooting down Georgia asap for the ****ty points

[LukeB]

Karly from BB10

[Vanessa]

Top two keep swapping! :shocked:

[Jamesy]

why was the UK woman so french? LOL

oh it was nigella

dumb bitch

:joker:

[Kazanne]

We gave Australia 10 !!! they gave us nowt,lol,must be payback for sending them all those prisoners.

[Amy Jade]

I love the girl from Lithuania's dress

[Marsh.]

Why is Denise Welch in Hungary

"Just popped a chicken in"

'i made a cake :)'

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Calderyon]

Sweden has got this... probably.

[Denver]

Yes Sweden even further ahead

[T*]

:clap2: Missing russia out

[Drew.]

Australia having more points that we've had in the past 10 years combined

[Jamesy]

Pls win Sweden :fc:

[LukeB]

pretty pissed. Russia was far better than Sweden

[T*]

omg i love her

[Smithy]

Sweden were **** I'm sorry, thIS IS WHY I DONT WATCH BECAUSE **** ALWAYS WINS

[Shaun]

inb4 Celia becomes a tibb fave

[Benjamin]

Mary J?

[Jay.]

she has a rip in her dress idk if she knows

[Calderyon]

No points for Russia from Latvia.

[Braden]

Imagine if the faulty technical issues are on purpose because they're going to make it really tense and go back to them at the end when it's really close.

It's a conspiracy theory.

[reece(:]

Mary J Blige?

[MB.]

So glad Adjoa could make an appearance

[Kizzy]

Belgium :love:

[Ninastar]

oh wow, hello there polish lady

[T*]

No points for Russia from Latvia.

we're watching too you know

[Drew.]

Shes back!!!!!!!! :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Russia losing politically

[Ninastar]

what has germany ever done to get 0 points???

oh...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Smh

[Amy Jade]

Why the love for Sweden the song was ****!

[LukeB]

oh ffs

[MB.]

we're watching too you know

Don't be so mediogre

[Shaun]

the gays have won the day!!!!!

but yes the Russian song was 100x better.

[GypsyGoth]

Stupid Sweden!!! :cloud:

[Braden]

I don't want him to win

[Benjamin]

Mary J?

Mary J Blige?

:laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Uk disgrafcking crap

[Calderyon]

we're watching too you know

I know. No need to be rude.

[MB.]

the gays have won the day!!!!!

but yes the Russian song was 100x better.

(ignoring Mans' anti-gay comments y'know)

[GypsyGoth]

what has germany ever done to get 0 points???

oh...

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Urgh not here for Sweden winning :bored:

[Kyle]

No @ our country

Idk if I want Sweden or Russia to win...Sweden is a lovely country but the act of Russia is better...I don't want Eurovision to go to such an anti gay country

Will be a bit ironic. all about 'building bridges' this year and next year it could go to a country that's good at driving T-62's over them into other countries.

[Amy Jade]

Why are Spain so low?

[reece(:]

Swedens is ****

[T*]

is he stoned

[Marsh.]

Sweden riding the coattails of Waterloo from 40 years ago.

[Marsh.]

The woman on the left is like Jessica Ennis if she wore women's clothes.

[reece(:]

Uri Gellar?

[Denver]

Hast the hosts even finished bottom on nul points?

[Mokka]

So Eurovision is a political contest ... :conf2:

this Canadian has been schooled ... I thought is was a song/talent deal

my mistake :idc:

[T*]

mother russia :worry:

[Shaun]

ironic really that the Russian representative is probably the gayest person of the night

[MB.]

That Russian's a bit camp isn't he

[Drew.]

Why are Spain so low?

It's a disaster, nobody voting based on the best song

[Shaun]

:joker:

[Natalie.]

What are you thinking of Eurovision Mokka?

[Jay.]

i'd have boo'd that **** joke

[Benjamin]

It's a disaster, nobody voting based on the best song

Really shocked by Spain tbh

[Denver]

Yes 3 points

[Marsh.]

I'd love if he ended with "Gays rule!"

[LukeB]

finally some points

[Shaun]

3 whole points!!!!!!!!!

[MB.]

How random San Marino

[T*]

not this bitch again

[Benjamin]

San Marino :clap1:

[Kyle]

Ha ha ha ha so funny he probably wasn't really kidding knowing Russia they probably told them they could vote for themselves

[Smithy]

Omg 3 points

[Amy Jade]

idgi people wanted this judging panel vote in place to try and discourage political voting but the Russian lady is being booed for simply being from a country with some polotics people disagree with?

[reece(:]

Welp at Russian man

[T*]

the host having nil point D:

[reece(:]

Germany deserve better it was a bop

[Marsh.]

"Did the moths get at that?"

:joker:

[Drew.]

Right then Sweden have won

[Mokka]

What are you thinking of Eurovision Mokka?

I enjoyed the music portion... it was lovely :love:

this politcal game of thrones contest **** isn't for me though :nono:

(sweden had a weak song)
(lativia was my number one)

[Natalie.]

yes more points

[reece(:]

Russia paid dust oop

Slay Latvia

[Marsh.]

Proving Austria won on a gimmick last year.

[Benjamin]

Urgh Sweden winning

[Shaun]

can anyone actually remember how the Swedish song goes

[Johnnyuk123]

It's a fix! :fist: :joker::joker::joker:

[MB.]

Russia could still catch them!!!!!!! (if nobody else votes for Sweden)

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sweden to win coz people hate russia

[Ninastar]

can anyone actually remember how the Swedish song goes

hEROOOOOooOOOOoOOOS

[Braden]

Here for Petra hosting again next year

[Smithy]

can anyone actually remember how the Swedish song goes

Something about his son and then he sings about heros

[Amy Jade]

Awful awful winner

[Shaun]

Here for Petra hosting again next year

the only good news about this

[Smithy]

This is so unfair they got that poor Russian lady's hopes up

[GypsyGoth]

All Swedish people are gonna be smug for the next year.

[Benjamin]

The first time in a few years I'm not happy with the winner

[Jay.]

omg petra :lovedup:

[Mokka]

can anyone actually remember how the Swedish song goes

Aren't there like six songs on the charts already called heroes????

:(

[MB.]

Here for Petra hosting again next year

:flutter:

[Marsh.]

We should just have a UK and Canada Vision. Acts from different cities.

Scott can deliver the results for St Helens live from Carr Mill dam.

[Natalie.]

Would anyone actually go to Eurovision?

[Shaun]

Oh.

[T*]

uck

[Amy Jade]

The first time in a few years I'm not happy with the winner

This. I literally can't even remember the song.

[Benjamin]

:bored:

[Denver]

Yes Sweden are the winners

[Smithy]

****s sake