Eurovision 2015 Thread (LIVE GRAND FINAL - 23/05 BBC1HD 8pm)

[MB.]

Slovenia >>>

[Amy Jade]

The kid between the black girl and Conchita looked like a serial killer

[LukeB]

can they just turn the music down a tad please

why?

[MB.]

Also Estonia >>>

[T*]

Am I alone by saying our male vocalist is quite good looking

[Shaun]

do we really need this bit

[T*]

Slovenia >>>


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[Smithy]

omg beth ditto representing serbia :amazed:

[Jay.]

why?

are you telling me you can understand what graham is saying?

[Smithy]

why didn't Australia send kylie though

[LukeB]

Am I alone by saying our male vocalist is quite good looking

no, i find him attractive

but the female looks beautiful :flutter:

[Ross.]

This endless intro tho

[Smithy]

the crowd not even cheering half of them

[T*]

Evanescence for Georgia?

[Vanessa]

:cheer: Italy! :cheer:

[Mokka]

So the lyrics to that first song were... "only for tonight we're building bridges... but tomorrow Russia is coming for us"?

[Jessica.]

too many cooks teas

[Amy Jade]

Nigella Lawson giving our votes? haha how random

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/ySY1GnU.png

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: @ Graham

[Benjamin]

I liked the intro :clap1:

[Benjamin]

Nigella Lawson giving our votes? haha how random

I wonder how sexual she can make it

[Ammi]

I liked the intro :clap1:

..it was spectacular..:lovedup:..

[T*]

why have they given the smallest flags to the uk

[Ross.]

Electro Velvet getting that front row spot :clap2:

[Benjamin]

This is cool

[Ninastar]

i definitely made the right choice putting this on with all the hot girls

/m21

[Braden]

Ugh, my dad is ruining it already.

Sits and watches it just to moan every single year :umm2:

[GypsyGoth]

Eurovision nerds :lovedup:

[Ninastar]

gayest video ever

[Ammi]

..Graham mentioning what a day for Ireland..:love:..

[Benjamin]

gayest video ever

I like it

[T*]

Ugh, my dad is ruining it already.

Sits and watches it just to moan every single year :umm2:


Ugh I hate people like that

[Smithy]

Jana assaulting a young black man on a beach

[Jay.]

nick making an appearance :clap1:

[Benjamin]

Why are we represented by tea :idc:

[Ninastar]

I like it

not saying its a bad thing you homophobe!!!

[Vanessa]

Italy is singing last. Why? :suspect:

[Ninastar]

awww at the cheering the gay kiss <3

[Smithy]

did the UK even feature in that one

[Ammi]

..trying to copy Tom and his postcards...

[Shaun]

Manuel from Japan ftw

[Benjamin]

did the UK even feature in that one

Yeah we poured tea

[Shaun]

did the UK even feature in that one

I'm sure someone from London tossed a carrot

[Ross.]

That stage though. :love:

[GypsyGoth]

I hope they keep Australia and add the USA next year.

[Benjamin]

Hi China

[Jessica.]

awww at the cheering the gay kiss <3

That was so cute :flutter:

[LukeB]

I hope they keep Australia and add the USA next year.

Same

[Benjamin]

I hope they keep Australia and add the USA next year.

Here for New Zealand too

[T*]

Arabella is queen

[Ross.]

Graham. :laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Hahaha Graham

[Kizzy]

That was brilliant :)

Graham is getting on my nerves!! :/

[Johnnyuk123]

Come on get on with it! :fist:

[Amy Jade]

I'm sure someone from London tossed a carrot

Katie Price determined to be part of Eurovision

[LukeB]

we are on 5th?

[Smithy]

I'm sure someone from London tossed a carrot

sounds about right

[Kizzy]

did the UK even feature in that one

Yes we had a cup of tea...... STOP STEREOTYPING US BASTS!!

[GypsyGoth]

:dance:

[Benjamin]

Oh here Kizzy is :laugh:

[Vanessa]

we are on 5th?

UK is 5th and Italy is last. :D

[Smithy]

Oh here Kizzy is :laugh:

thats a horse hun

[Braden]

Will say again that the Slovenian guy is hot :love:

[T*]

Yes we had a cup of tea...... STOP STEREOTYPING US BASTS!!


Would you rather us be stereotyped as tea drinkers or the country with the most horrid teeth?

[Shaun]

I can't believe people actually like this nasal ****

[T*]

Will say again that the Slovenian guy is hot :love:


Ikr

[GypsyGoth]

Love the hook of this song.

[Benjamin]

I like this, shame they didn't put the **** songs on first. Poor Slovenia.

[Johnnyuk123]

It's our Molly with headphones on. lol

[Smithy]

she's very nasally

[Ammi]

..this is my favourite so far.../Slovenia..

[Jay.]

why is she wearing earphones though?

[Vanessa]

She's still wearing the headphones. :laugh:

[Calderyon]

If Canada gets chosen to participate, please don´t send Celine Dion or Justin Bieber.

The world has suffered enough.

(This was to Mokkajava)

[Braden]

Don't want to be nit picky but the air violinist was out of sync a little tbh lol

[GypsyGoth]

..this is my favourite so far.../Slovenia..

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

why is she wearing earphones though?

so she doesn't have to hear herself probably

jealous tbh

[Amy Jade]

why is she wearing earphones though?

She's being edgy

[Mokka]

I don't Shaun .... her voice is a no :nono:

[T*]

why is she wearing earphones though?


It's her signature you stupid twat *slaps*

[Crimson Dynamo]

Mod vicky teas

[Ammi]

..the wind machine seems slightly too strong to me...

[LukeB]

If Canada gets chosen to participate, please don´t send Celine Dion or Justin Bieber.

The world has suffered enough.

deffo not Justin Bieber :laugh:

they can send Carly

[Benjamin]

If Canada gets chosen to participate, please don´t send Celine Dion or Justin Bieber.

The world has suffered enough.

Celine has already participated in Eurovision and won (I think for Luxembourg). It's how her career started.

[Ninastar]

Love the hook of this song.

i like the mid/end chorus

[Ross.]

I can't at this woman playing an air violin tho

[Braden]

I really liked this one when it first came out but it's kind of tired on me

[Vanessa]

:umm2:

[T*]

I love this so much

[Ammi]

..yay Slovenia..

[Benjamin]

urgh France

[Johnnyuk123]

I wonder if france will sing in english?

[T*]

OMG hi kathy burke!!!!

[T*]

I wonder if france will sing in english?


No

[LukeB]

I want a rabbit

[Crimson Dynamo]

France

Non

[Ninastar]

she wasnt that bad you tight bastards!!!!

[Smithy]

the big lady looked a bit like dawn french at first

[Shaun]

still not over Twin Twin being robbed

[Johnnyuk123]

No

you mean non :hehe:

[Jay.]

catchy lyrics

[Smithy]

A gherkin is spare?

[Johnnyuk123]

For all i know she is singing about carrots and onions.

[LukeB]

catchy lyrics

:hee:

[Amy Jade]

looks like Cherobyl in the background

[Mokka]

If Canada gets chosen to participate, please don´t send Celine Dion or Justin Bieber.

The world has suffered enough.

(This was to Mokkajava)

I will get right on sorting that out Calderyon... just for you :wink:

[Braden]

The French entries have never really appealed to me.

I can't remember the last one I enjoyed/liked :(

[Ammi]

..awww I wanted her to wear the dress she wore in the vid...

[Ross.]

catchy lyrics

song of 2015 so far?

[GypsyGoth]

This is ****.

[bots]

typical french ruining the show by singing in French

[T*]

Omg they've started doing maxibons again my sister got me one

[Shaun]

She looks like that picture of Kelly Osbourne

[Smithy]

well it's no Je n'ais Se Quois is it

[MB.]

The first of roughly seven hundred ballads tonight, this

[LukeB]

I will get right on sorting that out Calderyon... just for you :wink:

omg here for you and your daughter next year :amazed:

[Johnnyuk123]

The song title translation is We Will Never Sing In English.

[Ammi]

looks like Cherobyl in the background

..:laugh:..Eurovision after the apocalypse...

[GypsyGoth]

Hopefully Mad Max comes on stage and kills her.

[LukeB]

I don't like this tbh

[Smithy]

is she singing like 3 words in english then the rest in french?

[Smithy]

ooh yas gurl take us to church

[Ross.]

The first of roughly seven hundred ballads tonight, this

How many are there? :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Meh this is a bit bland

[Crimson Dynamo]

Kill me now

[Jay.]

looks like Cherobyl in the background

omg :joker::joker:

[T*]

This screams 25th place

[Natalie.]

thought she was dawn french

[Johnnyuk123]

One lyric said... I've just eaten some mushy peas and have wind.

[Ammi]

..ok I am going to go make a cup of tea and I don't even drink tea..

[bots]

Kill me now

thats the next song up

[MB.]

I believe the message of that was 'don't mess with naked French soldiers'

[Shaun]

well she had a nice voice

[Mokka]

omg here for you and your daughter next year :amazed:

You are all nutters... that will not be happening, although we are putting together a family troubadour act lol

[Ammi]

..that wasn't good actually...

[T*]

Hopefully Mad Max comes on stage and kills her.


Omfg :laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Oh dear, what a dirge! D:

[Jay.]

16? bye

[LukeB]

16?

[MB.]

He's 16? :umm2:

[Benjamin]

Israel also on too early

[Amy Jade]

What's with those boots?

[Ammi]

Hopefully Mad Max comes on stage and kills her.

...he didn't get there in time..:sad:..

[LukeB]

He's 16? :umm2:

x factor would make a big deal out of it

[Jay.]

oh i think this is one of the ones i actually like

[Smithy]

the big lady looked a bit like dawn french at first

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omg

[Drew.]

This is a winner

[LukeB]

this is catchy :flutter:

[Smithy]

this is trash

[Natalie.]

Where's Louis to tell us his age every second

[Vanessa]

There's no way he's 16. D:

[Shaun]

some lovely shoes here

also one of the very few catchy songs on tonight

[LukeB]

this is trash

lies

[Ninastar]

/canguesswhoisdroolingrightnow

[Ammi]

..I like this..and Israel/Livia..:flutter:..

[LukeB]

I love this :amazed:

[Mokka]

Liking this one --Israel

[Vanessa]

:dance: this is fun! hey hey hey!

[Shaun]

the backing dancers add a lot to this experience

[Denver]

Isreal are a load of ****e

[T*]

This reminds me of the cheeky song by the Cheeky girls

[Amy Jade]

I like this tbh he looks uncomfortable tho

[Jamesy]

This is pretty catchy

[GypsyGoth]

This song will bring peace to the middle east.

[Drew.]

A propper Eurovision song :clap1:

[Braden]

I love this song but he was stronger vocally in the semi-final

[Ammi]

the backing dancers add a lot to this experience

..yeah I think so...

[Ross.]

This song will bring peace to the middle east.

:joker:

[Kizzy]

France wasn't that bad :/

I bet this does well

[Smithy]

This song will bring peace to the middle east.

:joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Smithy you're dead inside

[Benjamin]

This song will bring peace to the middle east.

:joker:

[T*]

Why are my faves performing so early

[Waynoo]

love this

[MB.]

Not all the bearable ones and Israel on first </3

[Crimson Dynamo]

This song will bring peace to the middle east.

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Urgh another on too early :(

[Mokka]

Why are my faves performing so early

So you can go to bed on time

[Shaun]

I hope this does well :love:

[Amy Jade]

So you can go to bed on time

:hehe:

[Vanessa]

:conf2:

[Smithy]

he looks a bit like Max Beesley

[Shaun]

Oh dear his vocals were better the other day

[Johnnyuk123]

He is defo not playing that guitar.

[Jay.]

really like this :clap1:

[T*]

Whoever the camera guy is, is getting fired. He's angling it like an idiot so the illusion is ruined

[MB.]

(yes, he still looks like Nigel Farage)

[Natalie.]

Oh I like this too

[Ninastar]

she is beautiful

[Mokka]

I hope this does well :love:

it doesn't play well after the last tune

[Kizzy]

Arrrrggghhhh my ears, he's so out of tune. Why didn't they let her sing the whole thing?

[LukeB]

Another one of my favourites.

[T*]

she is beautiful


I love her

[GypsyGoth]

This is good :love:

[Braden]

God I'd hate to be in the first half.

If I drew no.1 I'd refuse to perform :joker:

[Calderyon]

Celine has already participated in Eurovision and won (I think for Luxembourg). It's how her career started.

That is true. I had forgotten about that. She still s*cks though.

[Ross.]

I really like this :amazed:

[Denver]

This is disastrous

[Ammi]

..it's my sweepstake I know but it's the best so far for me, a good song actually...

[Smithy]

They're both a bit flat

[Shaun]

what is with the odd camera angles

[Drew.]

Get Israel back out

[Amy Jade]

the guy looks like a weird hybrid of of Louis Tomlinson and Nigel Firage

[Braden]

I love this song :love:

[Jamesy]

Camera operators seem to be drunk on this one

[LukeB]

her tears :love:

[T*]

what is with the odd camera angles


Idk but they've slaughtered it

[Ammi]

she is beautiful

..yeah they're both gorgeous...

[Shaun]

an extra point for the crying :clap1:

[Ninastar]

Get Israel back out

gaaaaaaay!!!!!

[Mokka]

the song is better than it's performers --Estonia

[Waynoo]

she's crying

[Braden]

I knew she would cry again :laugh:

[Kizzy]

We're up!!! :D

[Ninastar]

wooooooooooo!!!!

[Natalie.]

He looked like Alfie Allen

[Jay.]

i kind of don't mind our song, but only because of how slow the other songs are

[T*]

I'm so upset with the camera thing, they ruined it

[Ross.]

It's time :clap1:

[MB.]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41aygNfBB1r15uyio2_r4_250.gif

[LukeB]

I want us to do so well but we won't </3

[Ninastar]

harry potter teas

[Vanessa]

UK. Fingers crossed it does well. :fc:

[Benjamin]

Why are we on so early :(

[Ammi]

I knew she would cry again :laugh:

..yeah I know, I love that...

[Denver]

Celine has already participated in Eurovision and won (I think for Luxembourg). It's how her career started.

:facepalm: it was Switzerland

[LukeB]

I love this song tbh

[MB.]

Oh lord(i)

[GypsyGoth]

It's a fun song.

[Ninastar]

so its catchy i guess

[T*]

Why is our hashtag #gbr

[Denver]

I love the UK

[Ammi]

Why are we on so early :(

..have they changed all of the order then, Ben..?...

[Amy Jade]

oh dear

[T*]

:facepalm: it was Switzerland


Calm down :umm2:

[Smithy]

oh god D:

[Braden]

Oh god she sounded really bad at the beginning there :(

[Jay.]

screaming what the ****

[Benjamin]

..have they changed all of the order then, Ben..?...

No, they gave us #5. But most of the best songs this year are on in the first half.

[Drew.]

I like the lights, but thats about it

[T*]

Oh dear

[bots]

at least its not 100% euro trash

[Mokka]

no offense to you all... but I really dislike this song :(

[Johnnyuk123]

I still think its crap.

[Ammi]

..it's a bit too obviously catchy for me, not the greatest entry from us...

[Smithy]

so its catchy i guess

so's hepatitis :umm2:

[Amy Jade]

It sounds like they mixed up a kids show song and a 80's video game theme song and sent it to Eurovision

[T*]

Kill me

[Kizzy]

i LIKE IT!!!! :cheer2: