Eurovision 2015 Thread (LIVE GRAND FINAL - 23/05 BBC1HD 8pm)

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Why is Italy last? Is that a good or bad thing? :conf:

[Jay.]

the lights ruins it tbh

[LukeB]

I love it :flutter:

[Ninastar]

i take it back. WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

1 point for art deco decor

[Calderyon]

Good lord this is crap of an epic proportions. I´m sorry, but i almost prefer our song to this.

[The Human Santapede]

I like it beause it's different but I just wish we had picked a better swing song

[T*]

I am ashamed to be british

[Jamesy]

I like it but the staging is crap. It's an upbeat song and you only have 4 people dancing in the background, with the singers pretty much standing still :/

[Jay.]

can hardly hear them sing though because the music is louder ¬¬

[Shaun]

Well it's not as bad as I was expecting

[Natalie.]

it needs more to it

[The Human Santapede]

Why is Italy last? Is that a good or bad thing? :conf:

Good. The later you are the more chance the song is remembered.

[Jay.]

here for 23rd place

[T*]

Why is Italy last? Is that a good or bad thing? :conf:


Best placing possible

[GypsyGoth]

so's hepatitis :umm2:

:laugh2:

[LukeB]

we deserve to do well, it was good imo

[Ammi]

It sounds like they mixed up a kids show song and a 80's video game theme song and sent it to Eurovision

..yeah just too gimmicky and a bit all over the place...

[Braden]

That was more fun than I thought it would be.

The staging was really good :love:

[The Human Santapede]

Best placing possible

Actually #17 is. More winners have performed 17th ;)

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Its not going to trouble sweden or russia

[Ninastar]

this stage is pretty

[Shaun]

oh god I forgot about this terrible entry

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Good. The later you are the more chance the song is remembered.

We have a good entry. I just hope they perform well. I know they can sing. I love ll Volo. :fc:

[Kizzy]

Armenian Neil Diamond?. ...

This sounds really familiar #mylovelyhorsescandal

[MB.]

Best placing possible

Which is why we won last year :suspect:

[Amy Jade]

Frankie Sanford?

[T*]

This is all over the place

[GypsyGoth]

This is very well constructed.

[Ninastar]

so's hepatitis :umm2:

-takes away your ml points-

[Jay.]

so not here for all of these ballads

[bots]

here for kate bush 2

[LukeB]

please end

[Ninastar]

This is very well constructed.

u just like the poon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[T*]

Actually #17 is. More winners have performed 17th ;)


I am Dr Eurovision how dare u

[Braden]

I actually do like this song but the mesh of voices is really really terrible :joker:

[The Human Santapede]

Yes my pizza is here :amazed:

and this is ****

[Ross.]

This is all over the place

This is very well constructed.

:joker:

[Denver]

Armenian need to win

[Ammi]

This is very well constructed.

..:lovedup:..when you can't think of anything else to say, tell them it's well constructed...

[GypsyGoth]

u just like the poon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

:laugh2:

It's kinda like an opera version of an episode of vampire diaries.

[Natalie.]

I love this

[Jay.]

no idea what this song is about

is it about a tree?

[Ninastar]

:laugh2:

It's kinda like an opera version of an episode of vampire diaries.

hahaha thats very true

[LukeB]

this was rubbish

[Drew.]

:clap1:

[Shaun]

absolute trash.

[Ninastar]

another gay kiss!!

[T*]

Omg one of the singers is the one that sang jan jan with her twin in 2008

[Kizzy]

:laugh2:

It's kinda like an opera version of an episode of vampire diaries.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ross.]

Graham. :joker:

[Ammi]

..great checked shirts though...

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

It's hard to predict which song could win, but i think Aminata is in with a chance. I love her song. Very catchy.

[T*]

2009* **** you iphone

[Braden]

Love the cheesiness to this Lithuanian song :love:

[MB.]

Time for the gay kiss guys, hide your kids hide your wife!!!1!!!!1!

[Smithy]

another gay kiss!!

stop shoving gays down my throat i get enough of that at home :fist:

[Ammi]

..Ben gets his pizza while Lithuania is on...

[Jay.]

i live for graham

[The Human Santapede]

Yes Lithuania :worship:

[Denver]

Best placing possible

Last is the worst place I don't think anyone has ever won being last

[Smithy]

omg this is a bop already

[Calderyon]

Rankings so far:

1. Israel 3.10/5
2. Estonia 3.10/5
3. Slovenia 3/5
4. France 3/5
5. UK 0.95/5
6. Armenia 2.5/5


Those songs which i had not seen yet:

France - Very sad song. Quite powerful though to be fair. 3/5
UK - Epic crap. Absolutely terrible. Plusses on enthusiastic performance, since the song is bile worthy. 0.95/5
Spain -
Italy -
Australia -
Germany -
Austria -

[Ammi]

..oh this is nice/pretty...

[Amy Jade]

bitch stole Taylor Swifts sound from like 4 years ago

[Smithy]

oh he looks constipated, he ruined it

[GypsyGoth]

:dance:

[Johnnyuk123]

Why is he trying to smile and sing at the same time? Just bloody sing the song.

[Drew.]

..oh this is nice/pretty...

Thats how i'd describe her too..

[The Human Santapede]

This should have been in the 2nd half. Lithuania would have had this in the bag :fist:

[Mokka]

Lithuania bring us back on track :clap1:

[MB.]

I love Diana Vickers

[Kizzy]

They're really good but the song is dire

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

:conf2:

[Jay.]

i ****ing love this

[Ammi]

Thats how i'd describe her too..

..:wink:...

[Smithy]

more bloody gays and lessers kissing

[Braden]

I missed the kisses :(

[Shaun]

marvellous.

[LukeB]

I love Diana Vickers

i don't see it

[T*]

Last is the worst place I don't think anyone has ever won being last

Anyway

[Ammi]

..this is by far my favourite so far...

[Amy Jade]

This deserves to do well, it'the first I've enjoyed

[Shaun]

it'll be unacceptable if Europe go gaga over this when Krista finished bottom five though

[Jay.]

yay toms on

[Jamesy]

Favourite so far :love:

[bots]

that was pish

[The Human Santapede]

Lithuania :clap1:

[T*]

it'll be unacceptable if Europe go gaga over this when Krista finished bottom five though


ikr

[Ammi]

..YAY Lithuania...

[T*]

Omg heres me

[Mokka]

..this is by far my favourite so far...

Me too...

graham :joker:

[LukeB]

best so far :clap2:

[Shaun]

another of the best songs on early :(

[Denver]

Lithuani = nil points

[The Human Santapede]

Pie face left BB to perform?

[Ninastar]

i liked that one the best

[Natalie.]

pretty dress

[Johnnyuk123]

This Serbian song is euro trash trash trash shoving a crap message down your throats.

[Amy Jade]

I was looking away when the VT started and looked back when she was picking up the stone and I thought it was a brownie

[Ammi]

Pie face left BB to perform?

...cheeky..

[Kizzy]

Be nice girls.......

[MB.]

Who decided this running order because they deserve to be subjected to nineteen more Electro Velvet performances

[bots]

how did jack get out the house

[Ross.]

When will Adele?

[The Human Santapede]

she looks like a meringue

[Smithy]

what kind of all about that bass teas

[Jay.]

i loved her in pitch perfect though

[Ninastar]

is that a victorian fat amy?

[Shaun]

so perched for the donk

[Johnnyuk123]

Someone will do a parody of this on youtube soon. lol

[Drew.]

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lisa-riley-emmerdale-460x329.jpg

[Jamesy]

Channel 5 letting housemates leave when they like again :nono:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Ilegal immigrants under dress

Call ukip

[Smithy]

omfg BOP

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

:dance::dance:

[Ninastar]

deffo fat amy teas

[T*]

*twerks aggresively*

[LukeB]

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lisa-riley-emmerdale-460x329.jpg

:joker:

[Braden]

My god I'd love to be in that crowd right now

[The Human Santapede]

oh this is a bop :dazzler:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Welp

[Shaun]

:worship:

[Ammi]

..that looked like Rylan with a ponytail...great ending though..

[Kizzy]

Wow she's got a set of pipes on her :)

[Denver]

Montenegro is 10x better

[Amy Jade]

I really like this!

[Ninastar]

work it gurl!!

[Natalie.]

love it :dance: she's great

[The Human Santapede]

:clap1:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

:clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Rubbish.

[Ross.]

Winner right here

[MB.]

And now from the sublime to the anyway

[Mokka]

Serbia --- it is undeniably good

[bots]

lowest mark of the night

[Jay.]

here for her winning tbh

[Jamesy]

it's starting to get good now

[The Human Santapede]

somone text Graham to do a shout out to TiBB

[Smithy]

lowest mark of the night

fatist bastard

[Calderyon]

Great going, my sweet sweep. :clap1:

You did marvelous.

[The Human Santapede]

I find this one so boring

[Mokka]

Norway <3

[Drew.]

I like this

[GypsyGoth]

I like this.

[Smithy]

this is omg is that janet devlin

[MB.]

I reckon the terrible thing he did in his early youth was come up with this running order

[Ninastar]

rapist teas

[T*]

It must suck for Azerbaijani and Australian viewers, as it is almost 1am and 6am

[GypsyGoth]

I like this

snap

[Amy Jade]

Janet Devlin's here

[Braden]

She has a much more interesting voice than him

[Smithy]

this is quite nice (is what i was originally going to say)

[bots]

best song so far, go norway

[Kizzy]

I like

[Ammi]

..I like her voice, not sure about the song...

[Drew.]

I like this.

I liked it first

[Shaun]

idk which one is prettier

[Jay.]

this is okay but i s2g i've heard it somewhere before

[Denver]

Apart from the UK and Armenia the rest has been drivvle

[T*]

I love this

[The Human Santapede]

It must suck for Azerbaijani and Australian viewers, as it is almost 1am and 6am

Oh god no, when I lived in Oz we all got up early and started drinking to watch it :joker:

[Mokka]

..I like her voice, not sure about the song...

it's no song about earthworms... let's be honest

[Amy Jade]

This is reminding me of Say Something

[Smithy]

She looks a bit like Ygritte too

YOU KNOW NOTHING EUROVISION

[Natalie.]

her hair is beautiful and i quite likr this

[Johnnyuk123]

Norway gives us a good song!

[Drew.]

:worship: best song yet

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Good

[The Human Santapede]

Please let this end

[MB.]

this is okay but i s2g i've heard it somewhere before

Well, yes, they did do it in the semi-finals too

[Shaun]

it's a bit 'Falling Slowly' isn't it, very lovely.

[Ross.]

Not bad

[T*]

Apart from the UK and Armenia the rest has been drivvle


Are you trolling right now

[Kizzy]

where's yulia?

[Jay.]

Well, yes, they did do it in the semi-finals too

you don't say

[Mokka]

She looks a bit like Ygritte too

YOU KNOW NOTHING EUROVISION

:joker::joker:

[Denver]

Are you trolling right now

Its the truth

[Ninastar]

i think they should snog

[Jay.]

that bitch just stole the guys phone?

[Drew.]

She looks a bit like Ygritte too

YOU KNOW NOTHING EUROVISION

:joker:

[Natalie.]

I love Graham :laugh:

[T*]

I bet he showed her a dick pic

[Smithy]

omg zaddy

[Jay.]

OH this is my FAVE (i think)

[The Human Santapede]

Sweden :clap1:

[Denver]

This years winner

[GypsyGoth]

i think they should snog

:worship:

[LukeB]

that bitch just stole the guys phone?

omg call the police

[Christmas Dynasnow]

This will be great

[T*]

Speaking of which, I wish that mans would send me a dick pic

[Braden]

God this goes so fast.

It's already 9 :o

[Denver]

omg call the police

Nadia is on it

[Jay.]

why are they wearing space suits they are on earth?

[The Human Santapede]

omg call the police

he can't, she has his phone

[Shaun]

idk why this is the favourite it's very meh

[MB.]

Oh yay my sweepstake :clap1: Also an apparent homophobe

[T*]

My phone formatted that terribly

[Johnnyuk123]

Sweden either the winner or runner up to Russia.

[The Human Santapede]

idk why this is the favourite it's very meh

The studio version is good

[GypsyGoth]

This is a song contest, not a clever stage dance and video wall whatever contest :nono:

[Ammi]

..it's called heroes, good start...

[Braden]

I really hope this doesn't win but it is really clever staging and the song itself is good

[T*]

idk why this is the favourite it's very meh


Ikr

[The Human Santapede]

Wow, cool effects

[Ammi]

..I like the balloon guy...:love:..

[Jay.]

here for this :clap2:

[Smithy]

his son is floating away and he doesn't seem to give a ****

[Kizzy]

ooooh... this is good :)

[Shaun]

is he attractive or is this just flattering lighting

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

:dance:

[Ninastar]

This is a song contest, not a clever stage dance and video wall whatever contest :nono:

i just said this!!! i think hes cheating!!

[Jay.]

the lyrics are a bit simple though

[Ammi]

..oh this is good...

[LukeB]

great staging tbh

[bots]

great visuals, crap song

[T*]

I find it hilarious when Eurovision artists are homophobic
It's like someone saying they hate bread and then going to a bread convention

[The Human Santapede]

is he attractive or is this just flattering lighting

He's hot irl

[Ninastar]

his son is floating away and he doesn't seem to give a ****

madeline mccan teas

[GypsyGoth]

i just said this!!! i think hes cheating!!

:worship:

[Mokka]

It's not number one but it is good --Sweden

[Ross.]

This staging tho

[Jamesy]

Great visuals, crap lyrics, good voice

[GypsyGoth]

madeline mccan teas

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Smithy]

oh god up close he is not attractive

[Ammi]

is he attractive or is this just flattering lighting

..no I think he's a good looking guy..leather pants though.../no..

[Drew.]

Sweden, Norway and Israel the top 3 so far

[Kizzy]

It is a bit repetative, and his pvc trews?... no, just no.

[Shaun]

I would like this more if he wasn't wearing a grey sweater

who the hell looks at their wardrobe, knowing they have to perform at Eurovision, and picks a grey sweater

[Jay.]

i'd have actually preferred it without the weird stick man thing in the bg

[Ninastar]

oh god up close he is not attractive

even i thought he was good looking and im ninadyke

[GypsyGoth]

Nerd!!!!

[Ammi]

...Sweden..:love:..

[Smithy]

madeline mccan teas

http://i.minus.com/ibjGPUBKbCrXmD.gif

[LukeB]

oh god up close he is not attractive

he is :nono:

[Ammi]

I would like this more if he wasn't wearing a grey sweater

who the hell looks at their wardrobe, knowing they have to perform at Eurovision, and picks a grey sweater

..someone who knows they have a good song...

[Smithy]

even i thought he was good looking and im ninadyke

clearly we should be calling you ninaDICK then you thirsty bitch

[Ninastar]

we've gone back in time!!!!

[The Human Santapede]

He's adorable :love:

[Drew.]

Taking me back to the 40s

[GypsyGoth]

This nerd shouldn't be allowed to sing in black and white!!

[bots]

you always know you are drunk when your foot taps along to a song from cyprus

[Ross.]

clearly we should be calling you ninaDICK then you thirsty bitch

:joker::joker:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Spectacular

2nd

[Shaun]

*puts on Up*

[Kizzy]

is that you ben?

[Ninastar]

clearly we should be calling you ninaDICK then you thirsty bitch

hahahaha fgs

[The Human Santapede]

Taking me back to the 40s

Best era tbh

[Ammi]

..Elvis Costello...

[Ninastar]

This nerd shouldn't be allowed to sing in black and white!!

not here for all these cheaters