Eurovision 2015 Thread (LIVE GRAND FINAL - 23/05 BBC1HD 8pm)

[Jarrod]

1,Georgia
2.Russia
3.Greece
4.Netherlands
5.Belgium
6.Moldova
7.Belarus
8.Serbia
9.Denmark
10.Estonia
11.F.Y.R
12.Romania
13.Albania
14.Armenia
15.Finland
16.Hungary
:flutter: Yes!

[Johnnyuk123]

No, because they're offensive and ridiculously unfunny and nobody is finding them funny.

I am giving my opinion on each act in the eurovision simple as. You CHOOSE to take offense and that is not my problem. That is your problem.

[Braden]

I remember when I was younger the voting intervals felt like forever.

Now they go so fast :laugh:

[Vanessa]

I love Mel. :love:

[T*]

Estonia, Serbia, Russia, and Georgia to go through please :love:

[Jay.]

i love mel

[Jarrod]

I am giving my opinion on each act in the eurovision simple as. You CHOOSE to take offense and that is not my problem. That is your problem.

Who even are you? I don't find your jokes funny. You didn't give an opinion, you commented on someones weight. Try harder next time, dear.

On another note, I adore Mel :love:

[T*]

fixed tbh

most tedious poster on the goddamn forum
it's so ****ing annoying

[Shaun]

Denmark are even more irritating off-stage

[T*]

as I said, I wish it was still off season

[Jarrod]

as I said, I wish it was still off season

This. Off Season is so much better

[T*]

Denmark are even more irritating off-stage

RUN MEL

[Jarrod]

What, he's 16? :umm2:

[LukeB]

I still don't get the wish it was off season :laugh:

[T*]

mel
he's 16
stop

[Jarrod]

I still don't get the wish it was off season :laugh:

It's just a lot of the tedious posters go away and it's just us regulars

[T*]

I still don't get the wish it was off season :laugh:

certain posters wouldnt be in here is what im trying to get at

[Johnnyuk123]

Who even are you? I don't find your jokes funny. You didn't give an opinion, you commented on someones weight. Try harder next time, dear.

On another note, I adore Mel :love:

You offend me by having a beautiful girl as your sig but you have stuck a beard on her. How offensive is that? I'm sure Taylor Swift would not be happy about that? And i offend you????:joker:

[Jay.]

I still don't get the wish it was off season :laugh:

oh luke honey

[Vanessa]

I want cake now. :laugh:

[T*]

You offend me by having a beautiful girl as your sig but you have stuck a beard on her. How offensive is that? I'm sure Taylor Swift would not be happy about that? And i offend you????:joker:

what

[Jarrod]

You offend me by having a beautiful girl as your sig but you have stuck a beard on her. How offensive is that? I'm sure Taylor Swift would not be happy about that? And i offend you????:joker:

My sig is TiBB Big Brother 9's promo.

[LukeB]

It's just a lot of the tedious posters go away and it's just us regulars

certain posters wouldnt be in here is what im trying to get at

Oh :worry:

[Jay.]

cringe at the guy singing about a cake

[Jarrod]

Electro Velvet are here oh my

[LukeB]

so they want to finish 2nd :umm2:

[Jarrod]

They didn't mention nobody turned around for her on The Voice

[LukeB]

I hope we do well

[T*]

They didn't mention nobody turned around for her on The Voice

because they dont want us to know they're trash

[Jarrod]

because they dont want us to know they're trash

We can hear that tbh.

Though, with all the slow songs this year we're likely to rate higher because it's different.

[Denver]

I think the UK are top ten for sure

[Jay.]

it's a bit weird that they didn't know eachother before

[Johnnyuk123]

Jarrod please do not respond to my posts accusing me of stuff. I am entitled to have my opinion as you do too. If you do not like my opinion on here then just put me on block instead of posting and trying to stir shyte up in the room. Remember it is YOU who attacked me with your rants. So stop that right now and go attack someone else who cares instead.

[Denver]

Lordi is one of the best winners ever

[Vanessa]

The russian grannies! :joker::joker:

[T*]

I think the UK are top ten for sure

are you for real :umm2:

[Jay.]

oh, scott finally making a cameo

[Shaun]

I'd be amazed if we finished above 20th tbh.

[Denver]

are you for real :umm2:

Its fantastic and this is a type of music getting bigger in Europe

[Jarrod]

Jarrod please do not respond to my posts accusing me of stuff. I am entitled to have my opinion as you do too. If you do not like my opinion on here then just put me on block instead of posting and trying to stir shyte up in the room. Remember it is YOU who attacked me with your rants. So stop that right now and go attack someone else who cares instead.

Look, I'm not the only one who hasn't found your jokes funny. It wasn't an opinion. An opinion is something you talk about and debate with others, not to just say "food bill is gonna be high" when that is clearly a comment about weight and appearance. How on earth do you justify it? I haven't "attacked" anybody, and you haven't seen me rant. The attack word again? Seriously. It's stupid. I found your post offensive, so did others now move on.

[T*]

Its fantastic and this is a type of music getting bigger in Europe

its music genres' hype has been and gone

[Jarrod]

Its fantastic and this is a type of music getting bigger in Europe

Is it? I had no idea about it being popular!

[T*]

what is really annoying is that austria could've done a really nice diamond theme to symbolise the diamond anniversary but they couldnt because denmark randomly did it last year :umm2: what were they thinking?

[Denver]

Is it? I had no idea about it being popular!

A lot of European countries listen to electro swing

[T*]

Is it? I had no idea about it being popular!

it was a small wave of popularity

[Johnnyuk123]

Look, I'm not the only one who hasn't found your jokes funny. It wasn't an opinion. An opinion is something you talk about and debate with others, not to just say "food bill is gonna be high" when that is clearly a comment about weight and appearance. How on earth do you justify it? I haven't "attacked" anybody, and you haven't seen me rant. The attack word again? Seriously. It's stupid. I found your post offensive, so did others now move on.

And your still going on about it????? So no one on here can make a joke cos you will jump right on it?

[Jarrod]

what is really annoying is that austria could've done a really nice diamond theme to symbolise the diamond anniversary but they couldnt because denmark randomly did it last year :umm2: what were they thinking?

I was thinking this earlier on!

[Vanessa]

Russia and Serbia were the best ones. Hope they go through.

[Jay.]

And your still going on about it????? So no one on here can make a joke cos you will jump right on it?

omg give it a break :umm2:

[Johnnyuk123]

omg give it a break :umm2:

You need to tell that to Jarred.

[T*]

And your still going on about it????? So no one on here can make a joke cos you will jump right on it?

jesus christ will you just shut up already :umm2:

[Jay.]

You need to tell that to Jarred.

one of the funniest jokes you've said tonight tbh

[Johnnyuk123]

jesus christ will you just shut up already :umm2:

No i won't ever stop from giving my opinion.

[Jarrod]

You need to tell that to Jarred.

*Jarrod. At least check how you spell my name.

[Shaun]

why is Scott wearing hipster glasses

in fact why is Scott there at all he adds nothing to this

[T*]

one of the acts mother's has randomly appeared on stage

[Denver]

Its like Russia vs Ukraine in this thread :joker:

[Jarrod]

That eye graphic on the screen at the moment! :love:

[Vanessa]

Italy! :cheer2::dance:

[LukeB]

hands off him his mine :joker:

[Jay.]

when does this finish? i can't @ all this filler

[Braden]

The Cypriot act (standing next to him) gave Scott the glasses

I wouldn't be surprised if they ****ed later on tbh

[Jarrod]

when does this finish? i can't @ all this filler

10!

[Jarrod]

These retro stages

[Johnnyuk123]

Abba.:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Jay.]

10!

and they still have to reveal who's through to the final?

[LukeB]

come on with the results

[Shaun]

we should just send Gina G every year until we rightfully win

[Jarrod]

we should just send Gina G every year until we rightfully win

She was robbed

[T*]

edurne is stunning

[Denver]

BB is on soon so hurry the feck up

[Vanessa]

:nono: come on then!

[LukeB]

here we go

[Jay.]

my god i don't give a **** about this

[Calderyon]

Man these BBC commentators are beyond annoying and tedious. Very unlikable.

[Johnnyuk123]

Russia first please!

[Braden]

Oh jesus Mel give it a break :(

[Jarrod]

Ah here we go, the first show of our song..

[LukeB]

do they reveal from most votes to least votes?

[T*]

mel will you st fu for a second

[Johnnyuk123]

Russel Brand singing for Austria!

[Denver]

I love the UK song

[LukeB]

I actually love the UK song

[Jay.]

omg is that hozier

[Braden]

do they reveal from most votes to least votes?

They just say the ten which get through one at a time

[Vanessa]

Italy. :cheer:

[Braden]

I love Spain's song :love:

[Denver]

Its like they want us to miss BB

[T*]

i honestly love the german entry

[Jarrod]

I really like Australia's song!

[Vanessa]

France entry is so cute. :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

We all know Australia is gonna win don't we?

[Vanessa]

We all know Australia is gonna win don't we?

i like the song.

[T*]

:fc: come on estonia

[Jay.]

oh australia is good

[Vanessa]

Here we go! :shocked:

[Johnnyuk123]

i like the song.

I do too Vanessa.:wavey:

[Shaun]

:umm2: @ albania

[Shaun]

:umm2: :umm2: :umm2:

[T*]

armenia :umm2:

[Denver]

Yes Armenia

[Benjamin]

albania and Romania :umm2:

[Shaun]

****ing hell the worst 3 songs are through

[LukeB]

:umm2:

[Vanessa]

Russia and Romania through! :dance:

[Shaun]

....the worst four... what the ****, Europe!?!??!

[T*]

:umm2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Russia and Romania!:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[T*]

:clap2:

[Benjamin]

who voted this **** :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Serbia! YESSSSS!

[Jay.]

i have no idea who sang what lmao

[LukeB]

yass Georgia :clap1:

[T*]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

[Braden]

This is awful

Estonia tho <3

[Benjamin]

wow

[T*]

BOJANAAAAAaaaaaaaa

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done big girl!

[Denver]

Shocked Macedonia and Moldova are out

[Shaun]

Moldova </3
Macedonia </3
Netherlands </3

thank god Denmark & Finland didn't make it

[T*]

Well done big girl!

:rolleyes:

[Braden]

Trijntje :(

[T*]

at least all the people i wanted through made it

[Jarrod]

I cannot join in with the second Semi-Final talk on Thursday because I'm celebrating my 18th in Cardiff, so I shall see you all on Saturday! :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

Finland didn't make it? Damn you haters of special needs folk.:fist::fist::fist:

[T*]

im glad finland didnt make it

[Calderyon]

1. Albania O
2. Romania O
5. Russia O
6. Georgia O
7. Serbia O
8. Estonia O
9. Greece O
10. Hungary O
11. Belgium x
14. Armenia x

8/10 of my top 10 list. Good result.

[Johnnyuk123]

:rolleyes:

Tom please watch the clips on you tube because she has no problem with her size at all and promotes it in her interviews.:wavey:

[T*]

i probably know more than dr eurovision :umm2:

[Jarrod]

i probably know more than dr eurovision :umm2:

Tom for Dr Eurovision 2016?

[Calderyon]

I´m also glad that Finland didn´t make it. Might be the first time ever.

[T*]

Tom for Dr Eurovision 2016?

he literally comes on every year and starts spouting utter nonsense

[Jarrod]

he literally comes on every year and starts spouting utter nonsense

I know, he's a pointless addition

[Johnnyuk123]

Strange.... no hate for comments about Finland's guys not getting through????

[T*]

Strange.... no hate for comments about Finland's guys not getting through????

because we're not commenting on their appearance or problems but instead their performance

[Black Dagger]

Belarus flopping over that dirge from Romania and Hungary was abysmal

[Black Dagger]

Shocked Macedonia and Moldova are out

Eh? They were the only cert flops tonight.

[Benjamin]

Belarus flopping over that dirge from Romania and Hungary was abysmal

I was surprised too, thought Belarus would stand a good chance.

[GypsyGoth]

Russia was amazing :flutter:

[Braden]

Semi-final number 2 approaching in mere moments

Really hope Latvia get through tonight :love:

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[Johnnyuk123]

2nd semi final on now. Evening everyone! :wavey::dance::dance::dance:

[Jay.]

ergh i have to watch on my laptop :bored:

[Jay.]

how much make up is scott mills wearing tonight? lmao

[Vanessa]

Final is on the same day as BGT. :bawling:

[Johnnyuk123]

Why have they got the big brother eye on the stage?

[Vanessa]

I love that stage. :lovedup:

[T*]

hiya

[Vanessa]

I love Conchita. :love:

[T*]

i hope conchitas costume designer is getting a raise; conchita has looked stunning

[Johnnyuk123]

i hope conchitas costume designer is getting a raise; conchita has looked stunning

She has a Davina vibe outfit on tonight.:joker:

[T*]

slovenia :love:

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[T*]

if slovenia do not get through it will be ridiculous

[Vanessa]

We can vote tonight. :cheer2:

[Denver]

Loads of great songs tonight

[Calderyon]

OK, let´s see what we have here then.

[Vanessa]

Italy! :cheer:

[Johnnyuk123]

The Ozzies love Eurovision.

[Braden]

How would Scott voting be cheating, Mel??

[Calderyon]

I dislike these commentators of BBC tremendously.

[Johnnyuk123]

Snogging on stage. :nono:

[MB.]

vom

[Jay.]

i actually like this

[Jay.]

i thought it had finished when they kissed tho

[Vanessa]

:umm2:

[Braden]

Is it just me that thinks there's something wrong with their microphones?

I can't hear them that well?

[Johnnyuk123]

She'll slap him once they get off stage for giving tongue. lol

[Johnnyuk123]

She sounds like Ella Henderson.

[Denver]

Such a shame Ireland will unlikely make it through

[T*]

this is nice

[T*]

Such a shame Ireland will unlikely make it through

i think they will

[Vanessa]

:flutter: i love this.

[Jay.]

idm this, she sounds a little drunk in moments though

[Braden]

This is a little too dreary for my liking.

[Johnnyuk123]

She did Ireland proud. Well done love.:dance::dance::dance:

[T*]

this will flop

[Denver]

Why have they taken a million steps backwards?

[Johnnyuk123]

aww they are nervous.

[T*]

are they getting harsh boos or is there something weird going on with my speakers

[Jay.]

well

[T*]

aww they are nervous.

they shouldnt be, theyve done it before for junior eurovision

[Johnnyuk123]

Hollyoaks does eurovision.:hehe:

[Vanessa]

D:

[Johnnyuk123]

They are trying to make us all arsonists.

[MB.]

And I thought Earth Song couldn't be made worse

[T*]

why do they even try anymore

[Braden]

That was so bad it was good.

It screams non-qualifier though :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

His head has been botoxed for sure.

[T*]

botox teas

[Johnnyuk123]

I like this song.

[Vanessa]

Quite like this.

[Denver]

Montenegro best of the night so far

[Johnnyuk123]

This is one to watch, a dark horse.

[Vanessa]

:clap1: brilliant!

[Johnnyuk123]

I enjoyed that.

[Jay.]

these lyrics though

[T*]

NO *smacks you all on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh i do like this. :dance::dance::dance:

[Shaun]

only just got in from work </3 missed the first 4 songs, what were they / were they any good?

malta is very 'meh'

[Denver]

This is a bland song

[Vanessa]

only just got in from work </3 missed the first 4 songs, what were they / were they any good?

malta is very 'meh'

Montenegro was surprisingly good.

[T*]

shes got something stuck on her teeth

[Vanessa]

Boring. :sleep:

[Johnnyuk123]

Theres a bit of Conhita theme going on here i think.

[Vanessa]

Conchita. :lovedup:

[Calderyon]

1. Lithuania - Sounded spirited at first. But it was all over the place though. The pause at the beginning when they kissed was odd as hell. 2.05/5
2. Ireland - Very sensitive indeed. OK performance. 2.95/5
3. San Marino - Very world healing. Odd song and performance. I guess it was OK. It did get better and better as it progressed. 2.75/5
4. Montenegro - Folkish song. Started very calm, but it rised up nicely and kept going nicely. 3/5
5. Malta - Very nice. Good singing and the song was great. Liked it very much. Majestic performance overall. Easily the best of the night at this point. 4/5

Ranking as of now:

1. Malta
2. Montenegro
3. Ireland
4. San Marino
5. Lithuania

[Jay.]

conchita is actually really hot

[Denver]

Why are the UK so far behind with voting?

[T*]

conchita is actually really hot

fag

[Vanessa]

conchita is actually really hot

Agree! :love:

[T*]

Why are the UK so far behind with voting?

we're not, you only vote @ the end :umm2:

[Johnnyuk123]

I like this one too.

[Denver]

we're not, you only vote @ the end :umm2:

No I mean there still not introduced the text vote

[Vanessa]

I don't like this. :suspect:

[T*]

this is beautiful

[Shaun]

This is a bit dreary really isn't it

bring back Margaret Birger

[Johnnyuk123]

I think that what he has done wrong is cheat on her with her sister.

[T*]

No I mean there still not introduced the text vote

we have/had the text vote.. maybe its been replaced by app vote though

[Vanessa]

This is a bit of a dirge. :laugh:

[Jay.]

so bored of the slow songs

[Braden]

I find it hilarious when the crowd just erupt when the act start to belt out the last chorus of the song :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Sue Perkins is watching hoping that Mel messes up. lol

[Denver]

When was the last time Portugal made the final?

[T*]

this sounds like the music thats played in home bargains

[Vanessa]

Oh this isn't bad.

[T*]

When was the last time Portugal made the final?

2010

[Denver]

2010

I don't think they make it for a 5 time in a row tonight

[T*]

it feels like they're putting crowd noise over it like in bb

[MB.]

...kind of defeats your point of singing in Portuguese when you thank everyone in English at the end

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Loreen wannabee.

[Jay.]

this sounds like the music thats played in home bargains

death

[Denver]

Ballads are so fecking boring now bring on Sweden

[Johnnyuk123]

Put them all through.

[T*]

this is ****

[Braden]

Imagine having giant iPads as your scenery :umm2:

[Jay.]

i love karaoke

[Vanessa]

:conf2:

[Johnnyuk123]

These two are defo doing it like rabbits.:hehe:

[Shaun]

why did we get the boring semifinal? :(

[Denver]

There dressed as KKK

[T*]

why did we get the boring semifinal? :(

they're saving the good ones til the end

[Braden]

Excited for this one <3

[T*]

he's a year older than me

[Johnnyuk123]

Has he got a bad back?

[Shaun]

well at least it's a nice tune, because those vocals are dire

[Vanessa]

Who the hell are they? :suspect:

[Johnnyuk123]

I like this one too.:dance::dance::dance:

[T*]

Who the hell are they? :suspect:

#lads

[Johnnyuk123]

That deserves to go through.