Eurovision 2015 Thread (LIVE GRAND FINAL - 23/05 BBC1HD 8pm)

[Jay.]

oh this is where marsh is

[Josiah.]

Before Finland started performing, I wanted them to make it to the Grand Final; now I don't.

[Johnnyuk123]

Finland for the win!!! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Braden]

I suppose you have to give them credit, especially the ones who play instruments.

[Johnnyuk123]

I wish the UK's entry only lasted 1:40 seconds.:hehe:

[LukeB]

Braden your back :amazed:

[T*]

that dress is so pretty

[Shaun]

Loic sounds a bit wet.

But then I would be a bit wet next to Conchita.

[Denver]

I wish the UK's entry only lasted 1:40 seconds.:hehe:

The UK have a fantastic song

[MB.]

Oh ok I'll wait for his voice to break first

[Johnnyuk123]

The UK have a fantastic song

It was written with deaf people in mind.:joker:

[Jay.]

this is trash compared to last year/the year before

[T*]

at least theyre supporting us
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFZCST1WMAE4tWo.jpg

[Vanessa]

Conchita backstage. :love:

[Calderyon]

1. Moldova - Sexy police girls. Song not so hot. 2.5/5
2. Armenia - OK. Well, maybe it was a little all over the place. 2.5/5
3. Belgium - I guess it was alright. Lots of white lights shining and flickering. 2.75/5
4. Netherlands - Solid performance. 3.35/5
5. Finland - Good lord. Just terrible. Dreadful. But i appreciate their effort. Well, i guess if you like punk, this might be for you. Or maybe not. 0.65/5

[LukeB]

Thought that was fearne cotton :umm2:

[Jay.]

Thought that was fearne cotton :umm2:

who, conchita? lmao

[MB.]

Conchita also has a hammer and two lovely Austrians

[Denver]

It was written with deaf people in mind.:joker:
http://33.media.tumblr.com/e814d6ddd54578f3b898d4345446e519/tumblr_nocu0h9AID1sfysqqo1_500.gif

[Jøsh]

The UK have a fantastic song

[2] Yes.

[Braden]

Braden your back :amazed:

Hi Luke! :D :wavey:

[Shaun]

rankings atm

1) Moldova
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Finland
5) Armenia

[LukeB]

who, conchita? lmao

No the blonde greek woman

[Jay.]

aww hi braden :hee:

[Jay.]

No the blonde greek woman

oh bye my chromecast is behind this is ****

[Johnnyuk123]

Great ballad from Greece! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Denver]

at least theyre supporting us
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFZCST1WMAE4tWo.jpg

You posted that selfie quick :joker:

[Jay.]

not here for ballads

[Jøsh]

Is Conchita a woman?

[Vanessa]

This is nice. :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

She reminds me of Celine Dion but without the botox.

[Shaun]

I'd rather they repeat 'Rise Up' than 'Rise Like a Phoenix' tbh

[Denver]

Is Conchita a woman?

I'd say more of a dog :joker:

[LukeB]

She reminds me of Celine Dion but without the botox.

:joker:

[T*]

Greece
Netherlands
Moldova
Belgium
Finland
Armenia

my rankings

[Vanessa]

She reminds me of Celine Dion but without the botox.

She's good. :love: Reminds me of Shakira lookswise.

[Braden]

aww hi braden :hee:

Hey Jay! :)

Have to say that this greek entry is boring af...but no doubt it will get through

[Johnnyuk123]

Sadly if Greece wins they will have to say no cos there's no money left.:hehe:

[T*]

my faves :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

I have a wind machine here. It's me after a tin of mushy peas.:joker:

[T*]

Sadly if Greece wins they will have to say no cos there's no money left.:hehe:

arent jokes supposed to be funny

[Vanessa]

My sweepstake is Switzerland. :suspect:

[Braden]

Can't wait for this Estonian entry, absolutely love it!

The male singer is so sexy as well.

[Johnnyuk123]

I like Estonia's song. :dance::dance::dance:

[MB.]

Dear god he looks like Nigel Farage :worry:

[Shaun]

Oh this is quite fun/different. They can go through too.

[T*]

Estonia

all the others go home

[Jøsh]

arent jokes supposed to be funny

It was... :nono:

[Vanessa]

her voice is so good. :flutter:

[Johnnyuk123]

Dear god he looks like Nigel Farage :worry:

He gets my vote then! :cheer2:

[Jay.]

this is okay i suppose

[Vanessa]

Dear god he looks like Nigel Farage :worry:

:joker:

[T*]

It was... :nono:

seriously

[Shaun]

then again if they make the final this is just going to make our m/f duet look like the **** it is

[Ross.]

This entry :flutter:

When will Electro Velvet?

[Vanessa]

:clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Our entry is about a guy telling his possible girlfriend not to get an std.:hehe:

[T*]

i wish it was still off season

[Braden]

I was gonna say she looked a little startled...she wanted to cry bless her, aw <3

[LukeB]

i wish it was still off season

why?:laugh:

[T*]

why is he walking like he shat himself

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh dear his vocal was a bit flat just then.

[Shaun]

all songs should start YEA... HOOOOOOO...MM.

[Jay.]

i can honestly hardly hear mel and scott

[T*]

why?:laugh:

obvious reasons

[Johnnyuk123]

Kanye west has just stormed the stage times 3.

[Jay.]

bye he's yet to start singing here i hate being so behind

[Denver]

What's wrong with F.Y.R Macedonia? They never sing in English

[Vanessa]

This is ok, but a bit boring.

[Shaun]

I don't think I liked the video of this but it's fairly decent live.

[Locke.]

Greece and Macedonia >>>

[Jay.]

ergh jay-z here to make this a tidal exclusive?

or is it kanye west idek

[LukeB]

looks like Sam Smith a bit

[Johnnyuk123]

This is ok, but a bit boring.

I agree Vanessa. Not doing owt for me. :wavey:

[Vanessa]

Not the best vocals i've heard. :unsure:

[Denver]

This is the best of the night

[LukeB]

tom is dead now

[Shaun]

is there an interval? i want to go downstairs!!!!!

[T*]

Yass HERE I AM EUROVISION
hope you all like my song xxxxxxxx

[Vanessa]

is there an interval? i want to go downstairs!!!!!

Not yet. :laugh:

[Jay.]

i love tom

[Shaun]

bodacious

[Jarrod]

oh

[Johnnyuk123]

Is it her from Malta again?

[T*]

plus size goddess

[Vanessa]

Oh this isn't bad.

[Calderyon]

My sweep. Lets see what i have got then.

[Johnnyuk123]

That wind machine is not slimming at all.

[Braden]

Serbia giving me Mariah vibes

[Shaun]

I miss Emma Chawner

[Denver]

Hera Björk > This Mess

[Jarrod]

The song was written by the same person as Rise Like A Phoenix. It has similarities.

[Shaun]

YAAAAAAAS BITCH :worship:

[Vanessa]

:dance: YEAH!

[Johnnyuk123]

I don't like this one.

[T*]

that guy crawling scared the **** out of me

[Denver]

Its a much better song when its a dance anthem

[Jarrod]

What a bop

Is that Rylan crawling around the front of the stage?

[Jay.]

she looks like demi lovato

[Vanessa]

Best so far. I love this! :dance:

[Jay.]

on dayum

[Johnnyuk123]

Whats under that dress? Is it a baby elephant?

[LukeB]

As if it's nearly been on for 1 hour :umm2:
gone quick

[Jarrod]

Not liking all these fat jokes.

[Jay.]

Whats under that dress? Is it a baby elephant?

her legs

[Braden]

Favourite of the night so far <3

[Jay.]

she pretty tho

[T*]

scott, jay and me
https://oikotimesofficial.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/img_2572.jpg

[Vanessa]

:flutter:

[Johnnyuk123]

Kate Middleton for the win!:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Shaun]

no #hun no

[Shaun]

i can go downstairs whilst this crap is on

[Jay.]

scott, jay and me
https://oikotimesofficial.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/img_2572.jpg

:clap1::clap1:

[T*]

it was better when she had all the war facts behind her

[Vanessa]

i quite like this.

[Braden]

Jesus this is boring as **** </3

[Jay.]

why is she frozen

[LukeB]

:yawn:

[Jarrod]

Oh they have trees

[LukeB]

No Scott you were right it was boring

[Denver]

I still remember 'I Love Belarus' :flutter:

[Calderyon]

1. Moldova - Sexy police girls. Song not so hot. 2.5/5
2. Armenia - OK. Well, maybe it was a little all over the place. 2.5/5
3. Belgium - I guess it was alright. Lots of white lights shining and flickering. 2.75/5
4. Netherlands - Solid performance. 3.35/5
5. Finland - Good lord. Just terrible. Well, i guess if you like punk, this might be for you. Or maybe not. 0.65/5
6. Greece - Beautiful woman. The song is fine and majestic too. 3/5
7. Estonia - Good singing from both. Fine song. 3.15/5
8. F.Y.R Macedonia - I kind of liked it. Sounded very good. (For the most part) 3.45/5
9. Serbia - Liked it. Flows and rises up quite nicely. 3.15/5
10. Hungary - Calm and soothing song. Fine vocals. Maybe a little too calm though. 2.95/5
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.

Semifinal 1 ranking:

1. F.Y.R Macedonia
2. Netherlands
3. Serbia
4. Estonia
5. Greece
6. Hungary
7. Belgium
8. Moldova
9. Armenia
10. Finland

[T*]

i like maimuna.. not sure about hewzari

[Johnnyuk123]

Tyrone from corries ex is on now.

[LukeB]

Tyrone from corries ex is on now.

I was thinking that:joker:

[Jarrod]

Timebomb teas

[Vanessa]

Don't like this.

[Johnnyuk123]

I was thinking that:joker:

She's gonna wrap that violin around his head any second.:joker:

[Jay.]

i actually like this :clap1:

[LukeB]

She's gonna wrap that violin around his head any second.:joker:

:joker:

[Shaun]

meh i'm unimpressed

[Jay.]

you can't even hear that violin though

[Jay.]

oh you can now but still

[T*]

you can't even hear that violin though

are you deaf

[Jay.]

are you deaf

i'm like 15 seconds behind :nono:

[Johnnyuk123]

I think she's on the fiddle.

[LukeB]

Why did Russia get booed?

[Vanessa]

Remember the russian grannies? :laugh2:

[Shaun]

1) Serbia
2) Estonia
3) Moldova
4) Russia
5) Netherlands
6) Macedonia
7) Belarus
8) Belgium
9) Greece
10) Denmark
11) Finland
12) Armenia
13) Hungary
14) Albania
15) Romania

[Johnnyuk123]

This a a great song.

[Denver]

Why did Russia get booed?

Because nobody likes them?

[Shaun]

bit of otto knows promo

[T*]

i'm like 15 seconds behind :nono:
why tho
1) Serbia
2) Estonia
3) Moldova
4) Netherlands
5) Macedonia
6) Belarus
7) Belgium
8) Greece
9) Finland
10) Armenia
11) Hungary

:clap2:

[Jay.]

why tho


idk it's just my chromecast

[Jay.]

BYE another ballad

[Vanessa]

This is great. :flutter:

[LukeB]

I love this :amazed:

[Braden]

Why did Russia get booed?

I imagine it was a mix of the current situation Ukraine and their stance on Gay Rights

...but they actually get booed often because their neighbours vote for them so they're like guaranteed a good place pretty much all the time.

I quite like this song though <3

[T*]

idk it's just my chromecast

use proper tv then..

[Shaun]

can quite feasibly see this winning, very good staging & a nice song

[Jay.]

use proper tv then..

my ariel is pathetic in my room, if i move it i won't be able to watch big brother tonight lmfao

[Denver]

can quite feasibly see this winning, very good staging & a nice song

Then nobody turns up the following year

[Vanessa]

:clap1:

[Vanessa]

Then nobody turns up the following yea

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Love this song. Well done Russia! :dance::dance::dance:

[T*]

as much as i hate russia this is lovely

[Jay.]

oh this is actually quite good

[T*]

do you have already a favourite song

[LukeB]

when are the results

[Jay.]

did he just say 'it's quiche'?

[Denver]

do you have already a favourite song

Moldova and F.Y.R Macedonia

[Shaun]

"You hashtag hipster!"

great banter on display tonight

[T*]

this is trash btw

[Jay.]

do you have already a favourite song

omg i really am behind they've only just said this

[Johnnyuk123]

UKIP should have the Russian song as there theme tune but call it 4 million voices.

[Shaun]

oh yeah I remember hating the music video

bloody racket.

[T*]

nick from bb?

[LukeB]

:umm2:

[Jay.]

they still not singing yet bye

[LukeB]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar70254_258.gif

[T*]

oh yeah I remember hating the music video

bloody racket.

they look like sex offenders

[Shaun]

the love-child of George Ezra and Tilda Swinton

[Jay.]

i love this

[Vanessa]

Oh, a cute ginger guy. :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

Another love child from James Hewitt.

[Jay.]

this is actually one of my favourites so far

[Vanessa]

I like this. Pretty good.

[LukeB]

Catchy but awful vocals

[T*]

my sweepstake :love:

[Braden]

All I heard was "The way you are" the entire way through the song :joker:

[T*]

'spot the tattoO!!!'
its right frigging there

[Shaun]

crap. next.

[Braden]

This seems like it could be a good song but her vocals are pretty awful :(

[Jay.]

screaming the tattoo is so obvious

[Vanessa]

:umm2:

[LukeB]

screaming the tattoo is so obvious

I can't see it

[Vanessa]

I can't see it

It's on her chest.

[Denver]

Where is the tattoo?

[LukeB]

It's on her chest.

oh :facepalm:

[Shaun]

I stand by my #BringBackAna from earlier.

[Johnnyuk123]

So far i like this Romanian song.

[Shaun]

what an ugly language.

[Braden]

idk why but the tune of this reminds me of Roar - Katy Perry...well the beginning anyway

[Shaun]

and it's all yellooooooooooow

[Jarrod]

idk why but the tune of this reminds me of Roar - Katy Perry...well the beginning anyway

I thought I was the only one who heard this!

[Vanessa]

i like this.

[T*]

their stage design is snippets of their music video
how creative

[Johnnyuk123]

Romania is the dark horse for me. Could do really well.

[Jarrod]

Whitney from Eastenders on now

[Johnnyuk123]

Whitney from Eastenders on now

:joker::joker::joker:

[Shaun]

ok now that is some damn excellent staging

[T*]

this ones a bit of a guilty pleasure

[Johnnyuk123]

Black Swan.:joker:

[Braden]

I've heard that she's lost her voice a little?

[Jay.]

It's on her chest.

no it was on her hip :joker:

[Vanessa]

I love the staging on this! :amazed:

[Jay.]

i'm finding it so boring tonight? :worry:

[LukeB]

i'm finding it so boring tonight? :worry:

*****

[Vanessa]

no it was on her hip :joker:

Was it? I saw something on her chest. :laugh:

[LukeB]

saving the best until last?

[Denver]

i'm finding it so boring tonight? :worry:

Same they have all the best songs on Thursday

[Jarrod]

This has been one of my favourites since I got the album a couple of weeks ago :love:

[Vanessa]

This is fabulous! :flutter:

[T*]

i'm finding it so boring tonight? :worry:

i weirdly usually prefer SF2 to SF1, it's like they get a lot of the boring ones out of the way except for a few really good ones in SF1

[Jarrod]

Clearly the best staging of the evening!

[LukeB]

this better get through

[Shaun]

:clap1:

[Denver]

Georgia will not Qualify tonight

[Vanessa]

This could be a winner. :clap1:

[LukeB]

was that lucas?

man in the crowd

[Jarrod]

I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO SAID WHITNEY

I knew it!

[Shaun]

Think they'll make it
Think they won't

1) Serbia
2) Georgia
3) Estonia
4) Moldova
5) Russia
6) Netherlands
7) Macedonia
8) Belarus
9) Belgium
10) Greece
11) Denmark
12) Finland
13) Armenia
14) Hungary
15) Albania
16) Romania

[T*]

Georgia will not Qualify tonight

they will

[Jay.]

Same they have all the best songs on Thursday

i weirdly usually prefer SF2 to SF1, it's like they get a lot of the boring ones out of the way except for a few really good ones in SF1

oh thank god :clap1:

[Calderyon]

1. Moldova - Sexy police girls. Song not so hot. 2.5/5
2. Armenia - OK. Well, maybe it was a little all over the place. 2.5/5
3. Belgium - I guess it was alright. Lots of white lights shining and flickering. 2.75/5
4. Netherlands - Solid performance. 3.35/5
5. Finland - Good lord. Just terrible. Well, i guess if you like punk, this might be for you. Or maybe not. 0.65/5
6. Greece - Beautiful woman. The song is fine and majestic too. 3/5
7. Estonia - Good singing from both. Fine song. 3.15/5
8. F.Y.R Macedonia - I kind of liked it. Sounded very good. (For the most part) 3.45/5
9. Serbia - Liked it. Flows and rises up quite nicely. 3.15/5
10. Hungary - Calm and soothing song. Fine vocals. Maybe a little too calm though. 3/5
11. Belarus - Very generic, but alright. Violin solo from the fine looking girl was good. 2.70/5
12. Russia - Fine vocals. Very enthusiastic and gradiloquent. 3.25/5
13. Denmark - Crap. 1.75/5
14. Albania - Great song and good vocals. Has superb high and low points. Kept well together. Beautiful performance. Easily best of the night so far. 4.25/5
15. Romania - Not bad. Not bad all. Fine performance and the song was good. 3.5/5
16. Georgia - Had lots of attitude. Sounded and looked good overall. 3.25/5

Semifinal 1 ranking:

1. Albania
2. Romania
3. F.Y.R Macedonia
4. Netherlands
5. Russia
6. Georgia
7. Serbia
8. Estonia
9. Greece
10. Hungary

_________________________________
11. Belgium
12. Belarus
13. Moldova
14. Armenia
15. Denmark
16. Finland

Overall: 3/5

Hopefully Thursday tops this, which it most likely probably.

[T*]

i'm in love with conchitas outfit
it is so nice

[Denver]

they will

I doubt it imo

[T*]

oh are we allowed to use app votes this year after the bbc were idiots last year and didnt let us do it

[Johnnyuk123]

Ireland to go through!

[T*]

Ireland to go through!

theyre not even performing tonight

[Vanessa]

oh are we allowed to use app votes this year after the bbc were idiots last year and didnt let us do it

We can't vote tonight. :(

[Denver]

Holland to restart there 9 year final absence tonight?

[Braden]

The ten I Want to get through in order of preference:

1) Estonia
2) Serbia
3) Russia
4) Netherlands
5) Georgia
6) Albania
7) Belgium
8) Belarus
9) Denmark
10) Moldova

[Johnnyuk123]

theyre not even performing tonight

I know. :wavey:

[Vanessa]

Serbia is awesome! :dance:

[Johnnyuk123]

If Serbia get through the green room food bill will go through the roof.

[T*]

We can't vote tonight. :(

i know but we will be able to on thurs and sat
we couldnt do app votes last year at all in the uk

[Jay.]

some of these songs seriously have the same tune as conchitas

[Jarrod]

If Serbia get through the green room food bill will go through the roof.

:umm2: Can you stop with the fat jokes? They're really not funny.

[Johnnyuk123]

Russia should top the voting tonight.

[Vanessa]

Russia has the best sing tonight. It's a winner.

[Jay.]

:umm2: Can you stop with the fat jokes? They're really not funny.

this.

[T*]

i like how they're using the outdated uk heart on the bottom right corner of the screen

[Johnnyuk123]

:umm2: Can you stop with the fat jokes? They're really not funny.

Can you stop complaining?

[Jarrod]

i like how they're using the outdated uk heart on the bottom right corner of the screen

BBC Budget just couldn't stretch that far

[T*]

If Serbia get through the green room food bill will go through the roof.

you're not funny
stop trying

[Vanessa]

Romania. :flutter:

[Jarrod]

Can you stop complaining?

No, because they're offensive and ridiculously unfunny and nobody is finding them funny.

[LukeB]

1,Georgia
2.Russia
3.Greece
4.Netherlands
5.Belgium
6.Moldova
7.Belarus
8.Serbia
9.Denmark
10.Estonia
11.F.Y.R
12.Romania
13.Albania
14.Armenia
15.Finland
16.Hungary

[Shaun]

:umm2: Can you stop with the jokes? They're really not funny.

fixed tbh

most tedious poster on the goddamn forum