TiBB Bachelor Season 3 Game Thread! Kirk And Mercedes Wedding LIVE NOW!

[Cal.]

Kirk do you see how I get treated? It's very upsetting :(

You're going home bitch!

[Jamie89]

OMG wat D:

*drops knickers*

[Will.]

Kirk will you please PM the Rose to the contestants who you want to see stay in the game.

Good luck sluts.

[Cal.]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/d590be8520d818d2fdc5b04404e363b3/tumblr_inline_nz37lhLlCU1tds7vx_500.gif

[Amy Jade]

I'll just eat this big juicy banana while I wait for my rose

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3RFtgyTc5h4/U49_JhzBG7I/AAAAAAAAB8Y/aqK88Fio3bU/s1600/banana.gif

[Will.]

Contestants have till 9:50PM to post the picture of the rose.

[Jamie89]

:worry:

[Cal.]

Where is my rose!?https://49.media.tumblr.com/fed827c502bfb48c57599d18acbb4fe3/tumblr_nxpq3175TT1tgz994o1_400.gif

[Jamie89]

(I'd like to point out that professor smooth would rather be watching the voice than being here for you Kirk, but it's not my place to say, I don't like to stir... *sips tea")

[Will.]

3 mins remaining.

[Cal.]

http://cdn.starflash.de/bilder/bachelor-2014-278273.jpg

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/scream-queens/images/8/84/Chanel_gif.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150314045227

[Jamie89]

http://cdn.starflash.de/bilder/bachelor-2014-278273.jpg

[Morgan.]

I'm here, just in time I think.

[Amy Jade]

http://cdn.starflash.de/bilder/bachelor-2014-278273.jpg

Thank you Kirk :love:

[Cal.]

http://cdn.starflash.de/bilder/bachelor-2014-278273.jpg

Thank you Kirk :love:

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/scream-queens/images/8/84/Chanel-Computer-Scream.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150920030320

[Amy Jade]

(I'd like to point out that professor smooth would rather be watching the voice than being here for you Kirk, but it's not my place to say, I don't like to stir... *sips tea")

Leave my roommate alone! go masterbate with the show head again bitch!

[Morgan.]

Leave my roommate alone! go masterbate with the show head again bitch!

Thanks! Have we only got 3 roses so far?

[Will.]

Mitzeeee, LaDaysha and Mingianna Jones you are all safe.

[Jamie89]

I :love: you Kirk https://i.imgur.com/Ipppw8g.gif

[Will.]

I can now reveal that second contestant to be eliminated from The Bachelor 2016 is...

[Amy Jade]

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/scream-queens/images/8/84/Chanel-Computer-Scream.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150920030320

Stop harassing me or ill call the police!

https://media.giphy.com/media/zJpkapxm9hlrq/giphy.gif

[Morgan.]

3313

[Amy Jade]

Courtney :love:

[Morgan.]

Courtney :love:

Thanks!

[Morgan.]

I think SuperV is gone.

[Will.]

Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam. and Dollie - Dollface

[Morgan.]

They're gone!?

[Amy Jade]

WHAT?

two friends gone in one go

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduWv58yfI33dZxC/giphy.gif

[Will.]

Well done Adam and Dollface, please say your goodbyes.

[Jamie89]

I don't believe it. It's a lie. Or a secret.

I don't think Dollface is gone.

[Morgan.]

Wasn't expecting that at all, but we'll played people!

[Jamie89]

Ok I'm going back to the mansion, I'm getting in the shower first, bitches :whistle:

[Will.]

THIS IS A LIE.

I can now reveal that the second contestant to be eliminated from The Bachelor is... Livia.

Well done, Livia! It is unclear weather you ever made it into the mansion.

Please say your goodbyes.

[Daniel-X]

Due to personal commitments involving my own Reality TV Show 'Tiara On Top' (Season 3 coming to a store near you on DVD) I have decided to decline my rose and quit the game. I feel I do not need a man in my life right now and in fact just more puppies. I know that I would've been your woman Kirk because I'm the only one who's actually pretty but I'm afraid it's time to move on.

I can't accept the rose, I must revert back to my old Tiara ways. Therefore tonight i am declining the rose and quitting the game.

Tiara

- 29.1.16 - 30.1.16 -

[Daniel-X]

Jokes

[Daniel-X]

I want my man

[Amy Jade]

This is all very confusing.

How is call still in after bullying me?

[Daniel-X]

Watch out bitches

[Morgan.]

THIS IS A LIE.

I can now reveal that the second contestant to be eliminated from The Bachelor is... Livia.

Well done, Livia! It is unclear weather you even made it into the mansion.

Please say your goodbyes.

Oh. Well well played Livia, even if we didn't see much if you!

[Cal.]

This is all very confusing.

How is call still in after bullying me?

Bitch you better keep my name out yo mouth

[Jamie89]

Due to personal commitments involving my own Reality TV Show 'Tiara On Top' (Season 3 coming to a store near you on DVD) I have decided to decline my rose and quit the game. I feel I do not need a man in my life right now and in fact just more puppies. I know that I would've been your woman Kirk because I'm the only one who's actually pretty but I'm afraid it's time to move on.

I can't accept the rose, I must revert back to my old Tiara ways. Therefore tonight i am declining the rose and quitting the game.

Tiara

- 29.1.16 - 30.1.16 -

:cheer2:

Jokes

:cloud:

Watch out bitches

:rant:

[kirklancaster]

I sent you ALL a rose except Livia. So Livia is the one being evicted.

I'm glsad to see all you girls getting on so well with each other. :hehe:

[Daniel-X]

- Lights up cigarette and blows it in Cal's face to provoke a reaction and get him removed from t'game-

[Morgan.]

I sent you ALL a rose except Livia. So Livia is the one being evicted.

I'm glsad to see all you girls getting on so well with each other. :hehe:

Aw. What was the point of saying Adam and Dollface were eliminated?

[kirklancaster]

Bitch you better keep my name out yo mouth

Don't worry babe, A.J.'s mouth will soon be full of something else.

[Daniel-X]

Don't worry babe, A.J.'s mouth will soon be full of something else.

**** again?

[Amy Jade]

Kirk I need to tell you Cal is in serious debt and is using you to pay off her drug debts

[Morgan.]

Don't worry babe, A.J.'s mouth will soon be full of something else.

Is you're bed free tonight Kirk, Amy had her chance last night.

[kirklancaster]

This is all very confusing.

How is call still in after bullying me?

She bribed Will.

[Jamie89]

Don't worry babe, A.J.'s mouth will soon be full of something else.

My jaw unlocks when I throw my head back... just sayin' :idc:

[Daniel-X]

Kirk I need to tell you Cal is in serious debt and is using you to pay off her drug debts

Oh my god you're one to talk YOU'RE ALCOHOL DEPENDANT.

[Will.]

Thank you all, good night.

We will be LIVE AT 8PM tomorrow, contestants will be have to work out the truth in the first task of the season.

[kirklancaster]

Kirk I need to tell you Cal is in serious debt and is using you to pay off her drug debts

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Oh my god you're one to talk YOU'RE ALCOHOL DEPENDANT.

I DRINK TO COPE WITH ALL OF YOU BULLYING ME!!!

& we all know your real name is not Tiara...Doreen!

[Daniel-X]

Why is my name Janine?

I'm Tiara

[Morgan.]

Thank you all, good night.

We will be LIVE AT 8PM tomorrow, contestants will be have to work out the truth in the first task of the season.

Yas! Does the loser of the task get sent home or not?

[Will.]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=296860

[Daniel-X]

I DRINK TO COPE WITH ALL OF YOU BULLYING ME!!!

& we all know your real name is not Tiara...Doreen!

Oh yeah because you weren't downing neat glasses of vodka before you even came in the mansion and pretending they were glasses of water?

THATS MY MIDDLE NAME I TOLD YOU TO NEVER TELL ANYONE!!!!!'

[Amy Jade]

Oh yeah because you weren't downing neat glasses of vodka before you even came in the mansion and pretending they were glasses of water?

THATS MY MIDDLE NAME I TOLD YOU TO NEVER TELL ANYONE!!!!!'
Maybe you should worry about your weight rather than what I drink?

[Daniel-X]

Maybe you should worry about your weight rather than what I drink?

Bitch men like curvy women with hips and boobs. Last time I checked they weren't too keen on women who get fed by a drip??? Well you don't get any action that's what I'm judging it off Amy :fan:

[Amy Jade]

Bitch men like curvy women with hips and boobs. Last time I checked they weren't too keen on women who get fed by a drip??? Well you don't get any action that's what I'm judging it off Amy :fan:

That's vitamin c so I can keep Kirk happy :)

[Johnnyuk123]

Ok I'm going back to the mansion, I'm getting in the shower first, bitches :whistle:

Make sure you wash your fanny this time you smelly skank! :fist:

[Daniel-X]

That's vitamin c so I can keep Kirk happy :)

I've requested the doctors to turn your life machine off

[Dollface]

oops i was busy tonight I MISSED THIS I'M SORRY but i got a lovely rose in my inbox so :dazzler:

[Margarine.]

Sorry I missed this tonight, I went to A&E because one of my anal beads got stuck

Typical

[Dollface]

Sorry I missed this tonight, I went to A&E because one of my anal beads got stuck

Typical

https://plazamypwiki.wikispaces.com/file/view/dorothy%20gasp.gif/432749060/dorothy%20gasp.gif

Lions and tigers and beads, oh my!

[Denver]

Sorry I missed the night I was sleeping with ERM with my pillow BTW I never got a rose

[Will.]

Hello and welcome to day 2 of The Bachelor!

[Margarine.]

Hope you hoes are ready to lose

[Cal.]

HANG ON im just going to have a shower

[Will.]

Tonight our contestants will have to work out the truth from the fake!

[Will.]

Tonight our contestants will have to work out the truth from the fake!

[Jamie89]

HANG ON im just going to have a shower

Don't touch my shower massager :fist:

[Jamie89]

I love you all Team Bitch, mwahhh :love: (Unless we lose in which case you can kiss my baggy labia).

[Margarine.]

Tonight our contestants will have to work out the truth from the fake!

I learnt how to do that along time ago when I became friends with the fake bitch Cal

[Will.]

In tonights task you will have to determine if a statement Is read is real or fake.

You will be working in your teams.

If you determine it's fake we move onto the next statement.

If you determine it's real you must then say which contestant you think said it.

You will earn a point for correctly guessing if the statement is real or fake.

You will not receive a point if you determine the statement true but incorrectly guess who said it.

The real statements are based on the questions you have answered for tonights task.

[Johnnyuk123]

What team am i on?

[Dollface]

i'm ready to win this

[Will.]

Tonight you will be competing in 2 teams, here are the teams below:

Team Bitch

Mitzeeee - Amy Jade
Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam.
LaDaysha - Jamie89
Candice - Margarine.
LaQueefshaniqua - SuperV

Team Hoe

Courtney - ProfessorSmooth
Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
Betty Swollocks - Johnny123
Tiara - Daniel-X
Dollie - Dollface

[Denver]

My whole team best win or I'll rip there weaves out

[Dollface]

*ahem* katarina *ahem*

[SuperV]

Lets go Team Bitch!

[Will.]

Team Bitch:

"Cal is the biggest game player, I really want him gone! Absolute idiot!"

Real or Fake?

[Johnnyuk123]

Ah... so i am on team beautiful against team fugly.:smug:

[Dollface]

Ah... so i am on team beautiful against team fugly.:smug:

:clap1:

[Margarine.]

Is anyone on this forum capable of that punctuation

[SuperV]

I think it its true what about you guys?

[Amy Jade]

k_yKy7sWCAw
Exclusive footage of Team Hoe

[Denver]

Fake

[Amy Jade]

Fake

[Will.]

I think it its true what about you guys?

Incorrect.

[Amy Jade]

Team Bitch:

"Cal is the biggest game player, I really want him gone! Absolute idiot!"

Real or Fake?

Fake

[Dollface]

Incorrect.

:smug:

[Jamie89]

I think it's fake

[Morgan.]

Fake.

EDIT: Nevermind, it was he other team!

[Johnnyuk123]

I think it's fake

CHEAT!

[Amy Jade]

LaQueefshaniqua was asking!

[Jamie89]

Incorrect.

Wait, WHAT! We hadn't decided as a team!!

[SuperV]

Yeah I was discussing it WILL!

[Dollface]

next question x

[Margarine.]

I thought this was a team effort why did you take the word of the first desperate slag to answer

[Amy Jade]

I kinda just shouted out tbh

[Denver]

Its all kicking off after a few home truths
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[Jamie89]

VOID THAT QUESTION!!!!!! :fist:

[Cal.]

Team Bitch:

"Cal is the biggest game player, I really want him gone! Absolute idiot!"

Real or Fake?

http://media4.giphy.com/media/11efYKl9K0arRe/giphy.gif

[Will.]

As most said fake you have eared yourself a point.

Team Hoe:

Who is your favourite contestant?
The lovely Cal, an icon of his generation and I'm sure he'll find love even after I steal his man

[Cal.]

Daniel-X

[Amy Jade]

That's fake right?

[Morgan.]

I don't know, it could swing either way for me.

[Cal.]

And it's real.

[Jamie89]

That's fake right?

(it's the other team)

[Will.]

Real or fake?

[Amy Jade]

Oop

[Dollface]

it's true - Daniel-X said it imo

[Cal.]

Real.

[Morgan.]

Are we going with Real - Daniel X cause I will go along with it!

[Will.]

Is Daniel-X your final answer?

[Johnnyuk123]

real

[Cal.]

Yes.

[Morgan.]

Yes.

[Dollface]

Is Daniel-X your final answer?

yes :worry:

[Amy Jade]

She only said it because she's so fat she makes the rest of us look skinnier

[Margarine.]

Daft slags

[Will.]

Incorrect, Margarine said it.

Team Bitch:

Who do you want out next?
Amy Jade or Daniel-X - they're my main competitors. Get the GHETTO BITCHES out.

[Dollface]

oh my god

[Cal.]

Aw thank you Alex <3 :love:

[Morgan.]

mmm thanks guys :)

[Johnnyuk123]

oh my god

It's a fix!:nono:

[Dollface]

i didn't realise we were suppose to give reasons

[Jamie89]

I think this is real, what about everyone else?

[Margarine.]

That's true I said that one lmao

[Will.]

real or fake?

[Amy Jade]

Are we meant to guess if it's been said or if it's been said at all?

[Margarine.]

Real I said it

[Dollface]

It's a fix!:nono:

ALEX MADE HIMSELF SOUND LIKE DANIEL to fool US

[Amy Jade]

Ohh true then

[Amy Jade]

Realz

[Cal.]

I didn't write that. Alex definitely didn't write it either.

[Jamie89]

Lmao, Real and Margarine :smug:

[Johnnyuk123]

ALEX MADE HIMSELF SOUND LIKE DANIEL to fool US

The other team have all been on that tv show...CHEATERS.

[Will.]

I've changed the question.

[Jamie89]

I was gonna say you, but I thought it would be someone from the other team.

[Will.]

Incorrect, Margarine said it.

Team Bitch:

Who do you want out next?
Amy Jade or Daniel-X - they're my main competitors. Get the GHETTO BITCHES out.

.

[Margarine.]

Welp messy af

[Will.]

real or fake?

[Morgan.]

I've changed the question.

FIX!

[Amy Jade]

I am not ghetto how ****ing dare you!

[Margarine.]

I am not HERE for my victory being snatched liked that

[Margarine.]

That's fake it's been written to sound like Cal but

ANYWAY I canny cope with the rigging

[Jamie89]

The other team have all been on that tv show...CHEATERS.

Unlike your team who have all been on Crufts :idc:

[Will.]

Fake is your final answer?

[Dollface]

this game is TOO HARD for my small blonde brain

[Margarine.]

Cal wouldn't misquote Nikki

[Morgan.]

Unlike your team who have all been on Crufts :idc:

The only person who's been on Crufts is my dog.

[Amy Jade]

Unlike your team who have all been on Crufts :idc:

:laugh2:

[Jamie89]

I agree with fake

[Will.]

Is fake your final answer?

[Dollface]

Unlike your team who have all been on Crufts :idc:

i won best in show you filthy mutt

[Morgan.]

My dog isn't a person but yeah.

[SuperV]

yeah fake

[kirklancaster]

Will - I think you should appoint a TEAM CAPTAIN for both sides, then let them discuss on here before you then ask each captain for the Team answer.

What do you think?

[Will.]

Incorrect.

Team Hoe:

Who is your favourite?

It's got to Margarine, such a icon and a lovely person deep down. He is making the game and I really want the icon to win. I love him.

[Dollface]

Will - I think you should appoint a TEAM CAPTAIN for both sides, then let them discuss on here before you then ask each captain for the Team answer.

What do you think?

that's a good idea :laugh:

[SuperV]

Good thinking kirk! Good looking and smart, We have a winner!

[Dollface]

fake

[Johnnyuk123]

Incorrect.

Team Hoe:

Who is your favourite?

It's got to Margarine, such a icon and a lovely person deep down. He is making the game and I really want the icon to win. I love him.

Fake as fcuk!

[Amy Jade]

This is messier than dollies last brazillian

[Morgan.]

'Its got to Margarine' :joker:

This is fake.

[Margarine.]

lmao no one would ever describe me as being a lovely person :joker:

[Will.]

Ok, Margarine and Dollface are team captains.

[Johnnyuk123]

'Its got to Margarine' :joker:

This is fake.

Everyone knows margarine is easy to spread.:hehe:

[Will.]

Dollface, final answer?

[Morgan.]

Good thinking kirk! Good looking and smart, We have a winner!

The bachelor can't win. (Well, unless he picks me of course.)

[Cal.]

Fake - it's my comment but edited.

[Dollface]

final answer = fake

[Margarine.]

As team captain I demand to know why my team was robbed of a point and given another question x

[Amy Jade]

If they get a point for this we deserve one for Alex's one you changed

[Johnnyuk123]

Hey Jamie love how did the anal bleaching go today? Still sore?

[Amy Jade]

As team captain I demand to know why my team was robbed of a point and given another question x

You go girl!

[Will.]

Correct!

Team Bitch:

Who do you want out next? SuperV - It's nothing personal, I just know him/her the least.

[Dollface]

why y'all bleach your anus

[Cal.]

Real.

[Morgan.]

Yes!

[Margarine.]

I feel this could be real since SuperV shows up just as often as Adam bathes

[Amy Jade]

real

[Jamie89]

Hey Jamie love how did the anal bleaching go today? Still sore?

The pain is worth it for Kirk :love:
http://i.imgur.com/wN6HJAZ.gif

[Will.]

Maragrine, final answer?

[SuperV]

Real!

[Margarine.]

Real x

[SuperV]

wouldn't be surprised If I said it.

[Jamie89]

I agree, real and I think Dollface said it???

[Morgan.]

But who said it?

[Amy Jade]

We need our Aussie Princess in the house!

[Will.]

Real x

Who said it x

[Margarine.]

Who said it x

Why was my team robbed of a point x

[Johnnyuk123]

The pain is worth it for Kirk :love:
http://i.imgur.com/wN6HJAZ.gif

This new bleached look is so unattractive and sure to turn Kirky off.
http://www.sfwa.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/life-ring-e1359369792453.jpg

[Jamie89]

Dollface anyone?

[SuperV]

Yeah doll face

[Dollface]

Why was my team robbed of a point x

YOu'RE NOT GETTING YOUR POINT BACK

[Margarine.]

Team Bitch shall not be submitting any answers until we receive the answers we all want x

[Johnnyuk123]

Kirk will be giving me a point later on.:cheer2:

[Jamie89]

This new bleached look is so unattractive and sure to turn Kirky off.
http://www.sfwa.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/life-ring-e1359369792453.jpg

It's better than your battered daffodil love :idc:

[Amy Jade]

I don't know

[Will.]

The reason your didn't get a point is because I thought you were on the other team Margarine.

And real questions are from members from the opposite team to make it fair ofc.

[Jamie89]

We're saying Dollface :fist:

[Morgan.]

Team Bitch shall not be submitting any answers until we receive the answers we all want x

You'll just have to fail then.

[Dollface]

We're saying Dollface :fist:

:fan:

[Margarine.]

The reason your didn't get a point is because I thought you were on the other team Margarine.

And real questions are from members from the opposite team to make of fair ofc.

:suspect:

This should apply both ways in the case of real/fake

HOWEVER we will say Dollface here

[Cal.]

I'm not really bothered about the task I just wanna flirt with Kirk and fight a bitch or threehttps://45.media.tumblr.com/fdef2b445e6f2e67cd13e43af47686d6/tumblr_n8g0fuRYNC1rfduvxo1_400.gif

[Will.]

We're saying Dollface :fist:

Correct.

Team Hoe:

Who is your least favourite?

Jamie, he is very sly and I think he's playing a big game.

[Will.]

real or fake?

[Morgan.]

We'll I didn't say it so ...

[Jamie89]

:fan:

:fan: :cheer2:

[Margarine.]

I'm not really bothered about the task I just wanna flirt with Kirk and fight a bitch or threehttps://45.media.tumblr.com/fdef2b445e6f2e67cd13e43af47686d6/tumblr_n8g0fuRYNC1rfduvxo1_400.gif

literally me

[Cal.]

Fake from Team Dollface.

[Johnnyuk123]

TRUE!!!
The biggest slut drop hoe in here.:smug:

[Dollface]

i have no idea tbh

[Johnnyuk123]

i have no idea tbh

It's TRUE!!!

[Dollface]

my gut is telling me adam said it but idk why, i don't want to say that as a final answer cos it's probs wrong

[Jamie89]

If this one is real, whoever said it is correct on both points tbh :fan:

[Dollface]

what's our final answer then?

[Will.]

Fake from Team Dollface.

Correct.

Final round.

Team Bitch:

Who is the most fake?

Amy Jade - she's a fame hungry bitch.

[Johnnyuk123]

what's our final answer then?

TRUE!

[Margarine.]

I think Cal said that

[Amy Jade]

I'm not hungry I just ate!

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduSDRcaWgun2XTy/giphy.gif

[Will.]

real or fake?

[Dollface]

oh good job cal

[Margarine.]

Real by Cal

[Jamie89]

I think real and dollface again :worry:

[SuperV]

Real by Cal

[Will.]

Real by Cal

Correct.

Team Hoe:

Who do you want out next?

Margarine, I've never really liked him.

[Cal.]

Real - Amy Jade.

[Will.]

real or fake?

[Amy Jade]

Fake

[Margarine.]

Real by Cal

Who Is She's debut fragrance out now

[Dollface]

I think real and dollface again :worry:

i would never say such a thing about amy :hmph:

[Margarine.]

I'll fookin have you if this is real x

[Will.]

final answer.

[Dollface]

i'm gonna agree with cal

real - amy jade

[Margarine.]

(jk it's just a game)

:suspect:

[Cal.]

Real by Amy Jade - Team Dollface

[Amy Jade]

I didn't say it :fan:

[Will.]

Incorrect.

[Cal.]

Oh **** off

[Dollface]

for ****s SAKE

[Cal.]

http://49.media.tumblr.com/675df19a2ee380f15be92d72559c3552/tumblr_o1a3mfuBEM1uxnkpto8_250.gif

[Margarine.]

Amy would never say such a thing x

[Margarine.]

But tell me who did will or i'll slice your face

[Amy Jade]

We're besties now duh!

[Will.]

Team Bitch have won with 3-2.