TiBB Bachelor Season 3 Game Thread! Kirk And Mercedes Wedding LIVE NOW!

[T*]

Guys were going to the haunted house but Kirk likes us! The safe ones are still the bitches he hates haha


kirk was told about the twist lbr

[Johnnyuk123]

The last time that pervy spirit showed up I locked it in a cell and fed it on a diet of bugs and Kangaroo dicks. Eventually, it screamed.....

'I'm a Cell Entity Get Me Out Of Here' :laugh:

I'm horny.:joker:

[kirklancaster]

Please enter the house.

This TWIST even caught ME out. You Devil Will. :laugh:

[Will.]

Tomorrow is a very big day...

It will conclude with a pass to the final and another huge surprise.

[kirklancaster]

I can't wait.

[Amy Jade]

kirk was told about the twist lbr

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[Jamie89]

I feel so sorry for Kirk, that he's going to have to eliminate someone he doesn't hate (like the hoes in the mansion :idc:) but I'm confident he'll think with his dick and make the RIGHT decision!

[Johnnyuk123]

It will be like home from home for Jamie sleeping on a sh-it stained mattress on the floor next to needles and empty crack packets.:smug:

[Will.]

Would all Haunted House contestants make their way to this thread:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=297101

[Denver]

Kirk I have never made a final of a game ever its all I want to do

[T*]

All the bore offs in the haunted house :lovedup:

[Margarine.]

Perched for a mansion fight

[Amy Jade]

Perched for a mansion fight

Attention ***** Tom needs some airtime

[Cal.]

Thank you for saving me Kirky :love:

[Amy Jade]

Thank you for saving me Kirky :love:

He didn't you were in his least favourite list haha

[Cal.]

He didn't you were in his least favourite list haha

I was in the list of his immunes x

[Amy Jade]

I was in the list of his immunes x

Will tricked Kirk. His favourites are up tomorrow, the ones he hates are safe for a day at least

[Cal.]

Imma need those haunted hoes to keep my name out their mouthshttp://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/fe8008cd-98c8-4bed-a8bd-d87a74d4fa12/06625137-365a-4568-8deb-d21e825715bd.gif

[Will.]

Live in 5!

[kirklancaster]

The pleas posted have been brilliant and well thought out - But where are the rest?

[Morgan.]

The pleas posted have been brilliant and well thought out - But where are the rest?

Myself, Amy and Jamie have posted wonderful pleas however SuperV is yet to write one to my knowledge.

[Jamie89]

The pleas posted have been brilliant and well thought out - But where are the rest?

There's only one yet to be posted :whistle:

[Will.]

Hello and welcome to TiBB's The Bachelor!

Tonight, one contestant is eliminated as another receives a gift money can't buy!

[Jamie89]

It's coming all the way from Australia though so it's probably held up in internet traffic.

(That's how internet traffic works right? RIGHT?)

[Will.]

Would all Haunted House please comment their pleas in this thread!

[Morgan.]

Hello and welcome to TiBB's The Bachelor!

Tonight, one contestant is eliminated as another receives a gift money can't buy!

The pass to the final which I correctly guessed two nights ago?

[Morgan.]

Well, I suppose this is my plea. Kirk, I feel we have got along so well already and this is just the start of my time here! I really do enjoy sharing breakfast with you each and every morning and we have both showed we are great cooks. You eliminated me the other day, but I feel that was because I was on the group of people you liked more however I was thankfully reinstated and I think that's boosted me further. That elimination has just brought us closer and I have valued every second we have spent with each other since because it could end any second; but it won't. I excelled in the New York task, gaining a two point lead against the others and this shows my commitment to staying in this game and winning your heart. I have a strong bond with both Amy Jade and SuperV, plus support from Nicky91 on the outside which shows I really am wanted here.

I'm going to tell you why this experience is important to me. One, You really are the one that I want - I love your humour, your personality, your appearance and all of the rest. Two, we make a great couple and we match so, so much. Three, I need to get away from my ex for as long as possible. Four, I'll NEVER forget ANYTHING that has happened and I don't know if I could progress in more seasons if you're not there, you know?

This brings me on to the people that don't deserve to be here, even ones from the other team. Cal broke your heart last year by leading you on to the last round and dropping you at the final hurdle. This is NOT the attitude of a potential partner. SuperV, however much I like him, is inactive during the day (but joins in with the tasks), so do you want to be left bored all day? Jamie is a game player, he isn't letting too much on but secretly has his eye on someone on the outside and you'll be left disappointed. Then there's Adam, but we won't even get started there.

Then there's me. What can I bring? I have all of the sexual attributes needed to succeed, I have the desire to win the competition and your heart, I have relentless and resilient and I will provide THE best life you could ever wish for, after your evil disappointment last year. I will continue to give my all in the tasks, in building our strong bond and most of all, in the bedroom.

Here I conclude what I hope to be the best plea you have read all day. Dollface did me a favour quitting and I think you realise it was a mistake now, but if not then I have definitely got the attitude and effort levels to be your partner and we will have the happiest life when you pick me to be your eternal partner. You should definitely eliminate wither Jamie89 or SuperV, I can just tell they aren't the ones. If it counts for anything, me and Amy are your finalists, it's written in the stars. Our bond is here to last, it's unbreakable.

[Jamie89]

Wow great pleas :worry:

They're really hard to follow but I'll speak from the heart, Kirk.
You're the reason I breath, the reason I get out of bed every morning, the reason I've started doing kegal exercises again (fyi, I've never been tighter).

You deserve better than basic. You deserve flowers and rainbows and puppies n sh!t.
And unlike the rest of these basic hoes; I'm loving, I'm kind, I'm hygienic (down there), and I have an expertly trained gag reflex.

And I'm not one to gossip, but everyone knows that Amy Jade is only after you for your money, Professor Smooth has herpes, and SuperV has been having it off with one of the other contestants (the VILE Johnny I believe :idc:). I'm like totes the best option tbh. (Plus I want to stay in the competition longer so Nicky will start stanning me.)

Anyway, I won't be around for tonight's ceremony I'm afraid, but I hope you look in your heart (and your pants) and make the right decision.

So pick me :flowers:
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(Also, I don't take rejection well and I know where you live. Just sayin'...)
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[Johnnyuk123]

There is a large stench of desperation coming from that haunted house.:smug:

[Amy Jade]

Mitzeeee's Plea
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Dear Kirk

I would love to stay on the show and continue to get to know you and show you how perfect we could be together. I think so far I have tried to show you how dedicated and fun I am and how I never give up and always find the best in situations.

I am having fun playing the games and facing challenges as times goes on and I hope you can find it in your heart to give me a rose tomorrow, I would love to continue...but if you feel others have worked harder and have a place in your heart where I might not then I respect your decision.

Thank you for having me and whatever happens I hope you find the girl of your dreams, even if it's not me...you deserve to be happy :)

Good luck to LaDaysha, Courtney and LaQueefshaniqua xx

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[Jamie89]

(Oh oops, ignore the bit about me not being here)

[Will.]

Super V please post your plea in this thread!

[Amy Jade]

I object to being called a money grabber! Daddy has money I don't need money I need love :(

[Morgan.]

Amy Jade and Super V please posts your pleas in this thread!

Amy already had, looks like SuperV isn't here though.

[Amy Jade]

There is a large stench of desperation coming from that haunted house.:smug:

I do believe that smell is fish and it is emitting from your knickers

[Johnnyuk123]

Please remember Kirky that trollop Jamie lost her golf ball bum beads 3 days ago and still hasn't found them.:smug:

[Will.]

Kirk, please take time to look over the pleas.

[Johnnyuk123]

I do believe that smell is fish and it is emitting from your knickers

At least i've never sh-it in mine like you did the other night.:joker:

[Morgan.]

At least i've never sh-it in mine like you did the other night.:joker:

I think you're losing your memory because that was you :joker:

[Jamie89]

Please remember Kirky that trollop Jamie lost her golf ball bum beads 3 days ago and still hasn't found them.:smug:

Oh he knows, He's giving me a hand with them later on...

[Johnnyuk123]

I think you're losing your memory because that was you :joker:

Don't forget your card is marked bitch!:smug:
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[Morgan.]

Oh he knows, He's giving me a hand with them later on...

Won't your elimination get in the way of that?

[Amy Jade]

At least i've never sh-it in mine like you did the other night.:joker:

I would never I am clean as a whistle!

[Will.]

Kirk, please reveal who you are eliminating at 8:20PM please.

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh he knows, He's giving me a hand with them later on...

Kirky's already told me that sex with you is like throwing a sausage up an alley way.:joker:

[Morgan.]

Kirk, please reveal who you are eliminating at 8:20PM please.

But that's a whole 6 minutes away, can't he just do it now?:joker:

[Jamie89]

Won't your elimination get in the way of that?

Yes, Kirk will be helping me to eliminate the golf ball bum beads from my rectum later on, but let's not labour the point :whistle:

[Denver]

I don't care who goes as they are all stinking French sluts I'm far too classy to leave

[Morgan.]

I don't care who goes as they are all stinking French sluts I'm far too classy to leave

Excuse me, I'm originally from Toronto!

[Amy Jade]

I'm not from France you silly bitch!

[Johnnyuk123]

If anyone but Jamie goes it will be a taxi for one. But if Jamie the trollop goes a farmer has agreed to send over his truck to remove the heffer.:smug:

[Morgan.]

If anyone but Jamie goes it will be a taxi for one. But if Jamie the trollop goes a farmer has agreed to send over his truck to remove the heffer.:smug:

That's no problem, I've already ordered the crane for you :hehe:

[Jamie89]

If anyone but Jamie goes it will be a taxi for one. But if Jamie the trollop goes a farmer has agreed to send over his truck to remove the heffer.:smug:

Bitch please, when I turn to the side I'm practically invisible :inamood:

[Johnnyuk123]

Moooo :joker::joker::joker:
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[Will.]

It's time!

Kirk, please reveal the contestant you are eliminating.

Super V, Amy Jade, Jamie 89 and Professor Smooth,

one of you is about to be eliminated.

[Jamie89]

Moooo :joker::joker::joker:
https://media.giphy.com/media/h55EUEsTG9224/giphy.gif

Hmm, well you take a good selfie at least

[Denver]

Bitch please, when I turn to the side I'm practically invisible :inamood:

That's because your big fat ass has knocked us all unconscious

[Amy Jade]

Moooo :joker::joker::joker:
https://media.giphy.com/media/h55EUEsTG9224/giphy.gif

:laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Hurray!!! :dance::dance::dance:
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[Jamie89]

That's because your big fat ass has knocked us all unconscious

Kirk happens to like a prominent posterior :inamood:

[Will.]

It's time!

Kirk, please reveal the contestant you are eliminating.

Super V, Amy Jade, Jamie 89 and Professor Smooth,

one of you is about to be eliminated.

.

[Amy Jade]

If I go it's been a journey and I hope Kirk finds love!

[Morgan.]

If I go it's been a journey and I hope Kirk finds love!

You're safe, he should judge it on the pleas I believe.

[Jamie89]

If I go I wish pain and misery on all those I have met :)

[Denver]

If I go it's been a journey and I hope Kirk finds love!

He has found love with me

[Morgan.]

If I go then can someone quit so I can get third time lucky?

[kirklancaster]

.

I'm so sorry, but it has to be SuperV.

[Morgan.]

OMG thanks Kirk, but sorry SuperV I'll be sad to see you go :(

[Johnnyuk123]

A taxi it is.:smug:

[Amy Jade]

He has found love with me

You weren't even in his favourite 4 so good luck with that you slapper!

[Will.]

Super V you have been eliminated!

Thank you for playing and well done.

Please say your goodbyes.

[Morgan.]

Hurry up and give me my finale pass ...

[Denver]

You weren't even in his favourite 4 so good luck with that you slapper!

Shut it saggy Tits he knew the twist all along

[Jamie89]

Omg thanks Kirk :love: Mwaahhh

A taxi it is.:smug:

:suspect:

[Will.]

Now...

[Amy Jade]

Thank you for saving me Kirky :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

Kirky's not stupid. He knows i'm a keeper and i'm the only one who is std free unlike yous bitches with all your fanny creams and meds.:smug:

[Amy Jade]

Shut it saggy Tits he knew the twist all along

Incorrect slut

[Morgan.]

Kirk, I have to be so thankful cause I put the most effort possible into my plea :love:

[Jamie89]

Kirky's not stupid. He knows i'm a keeper and i'm the only one who is std free unlike yous bitches with all your fanny creams and meds.:smug:

Yes but unfortunately he doesn't like saggy bitches, so...

[T*]

Buy sorry I'm late on iTunes

[kirklancaster]

I'm really sorry about SuperV
But you will all have to GO
Except the Girl For Me.

I must be true to my heart you see
And there is only ONE girl for me.
The mystery is - Who Is She?

[Amy Jade]

Kirky's not stupid. He knows i'm a keeper and i'm the only one who is std free unlike yous bitches with all your fanny creams and meds.:smug:
That's funny because we found bird poo in your dirty tesco value Bridget Jones thermal knickers!

[Morgan.]

I'm really sorry about SuperV
But you will all have to GO
Except the Girl For Me.

I must be true to my heart you see
And there is only ONE girl for me.
The mystery is - Who Is She?

Seriously Kirk, as much as I love you - she will break your heart again!

[Will.]

Kirk, I have a very special reward which one of the contestants will receive.

Tonight you will select your favourite contestant who WILL RECEIVE A PASS TO THE FINAL!

This contestant will also go away on Caribbean holiday with you.

You and your chosen contestant will return on Thursday from your holiday.

[Johnnyuk123]

Yes but unfortunately he doesn't like saggy bitches, so...

I am amazed that you managed to type back with you being on all fours yet again.:smug:

[Amy Jade]

Ew that Skank is immune? She'll put in even less effort now

[Morgan.]

Kirk, I have a very special reward which one of the contestants will receive.

Tonight you will select your favourite contestant who WILL RECEIVE A PASS TO THE FINAL!

This contestant will also go away on Caribbean holiday with you.

You and your chosen contestant will return on Thursday from your holiday.



I would kill for this. Literally.

[kirklancaster]

Thank you for saving me Kirky :love:

Your plea touched my heart
Especially the part
Where you wished others well
It May Be You A.J.
Who can tell?

[Cal.]

I'm really sorry about SuperV
But you will all have to GO
Except the Girl For Me.

I must be true to my heart you see
And there is only ONE girl for me.
The mystery is - Who Is She?

Oh stop it you you saucy devil! x

[Will.]

Kirk.

Please select your favourite contestant to receive a pass to the final.

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh stop it you you saucy devil! x

Right up the crack of his arse.:nono:

[Morgan.]

It's going to be Cal or Amy.

[T*]

Kirk the final pass should be given to me
Don't give the other hoes a chance, especially mitzeeee
I am the best
So ditch the rest :fan:

[Denver]

Kirk I've never made a final before please pick me

[Johnnyuk123]

Kirk the final pass should be given to me
Don't give the other hoes a chance, especially mitzeeee
I am the best
So ditch the rest :fan:

You arrived late tonight so you'd probably miss the flight.:joker:

[Jamie89]

I've never been to the Caribbean :fc:

Also, I love you :love:

[kirklancaster]

Seriously Kirk, as much as I love you - she will break your heart again!

You misunderstand Prof Smooth
It is not Who Is She who is the one
I was saying that the mystery is

WHICH girl is it ?

[Morgan.]

I feel I've really proven myself in all tasks. Pick me x

[Amy Jade]

Kirk the final pass should be given to me
Don't give the other hoes a chance, especially mitzeeee
I am the best
So ditch the rest :fan:

You haven't even been here since the start, you got distracted by an all you can eat buffet and showed up late and you stink of BO

[T*]

Kirk I've never made a final before


let's keep it that way

[Morgan.]

You misunderstand Prof Smooth
It is not Who Is She who is the one
I was saying that the mystery is

WHICH girl is it ?

Oh, I apologise for the misunderstanding.

Pick Me!

[Cal.]

You misunderstand Prof Smooth
It is not Who Is She who is the one
I was saying that the mystery is

WHICH girl is it ?

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[Jamie89]

Half these bitches aren't even allowed passports anyway :idc:

[Denver]

I'm part Jamaican I can't show you around the beautiful country

[Amy Jade]

Go with your heart Kirky

[T*]

You haven't even been here since the start, you got distracted by an all you can eat buffet and showed up late and you stink of BO


I showed up late because I put effort into my looks, unlike you, ugly piggy!!

[Denver]

let's keep it that way

Shut it fat hoe :fist:

[Amy Jade]

I'm part Jamaican I can't show you around the beautiful country

Having a gang bang with 10 Jamaican men doesn't make you part Jamaican it just makes you a hoe

[T*]

Shut it fat hoe :fist:


If I'm fat, you're clinically obese, bitch!

[Johnnyuk123]

I showed up late because I put effort into my looks, unlike you, ugly piggy!!

We've all seen your selfie love.:smug:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/927061/mr-pregnant-crying-o.gif

[Denver]

I'll slut drop on you dique all night Kirk

[T*]

Having a gang bang with 10 Jamaican men doesn't make you part Jamaican it just makes you a hoe


You would know, you sat on a stool and it disappeared....

[kirklancaster]

The HOT beauty who is being given a pass to the final is..........................

Who Is She.

Sorry everyone else.

[Amy Jade]

I showed up late because I put effort into my looks, unlike you, ugly piggy!!
You need a few days to apply all that cheap make up with a trowel you little slut

[Denver]

The one that hardly plays :facepalm:

[T*]

oh I like her
You go girl!!!

[Amy Jade]

Yuck that slut getting immunity!

[SuperV]

Guys morning my timer didn't work! whats happening!

[Amy Jade]

The one that hardly plays :facepalm:

Travesty!

[Will.]

Congratulations Mingianna Jones! (Cal) you have received a pass to the final!

But that's not all!

Please pack your suitcase as your heading off to Caribbean for a romantic holiday with Kirk!

[Denver]

Basically we know who the winner is so we should strike girls

[T*]

You need a few days to apply all that cheap make up with a trowel you little slut


At least I didn't suffocate a cat in my body rolls you fat bitch!!!

[Morgan.]

The HOT beauty who is being given a pass to the final is..........................

Who Is She.

Sorry everyone else.

So I had misunderstood?

Don't worry guys, he's leading her up the garden path so he can ditch her at 2nd Place.

[Johnnyuk123]

Take her for a romantic boat ride into the ocen then chuck her overboard. Good move Kirky.:thumbs: Don't forget to make her put on those conrete wellies before you dump her off the boat.:smug:

[Cal.]

The HOT beauty who is being given a pass to the final is..........................

Who Is She.

Sorry everyone else.

OMGhttp://i.imgur.com/BazfS8e.gif

Thank you so much my lovely Kirky, I'm so happy to have been in your heart and in your thoughts and I'm EXTREMELY looking forward to going through the rest of this process with you x

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[T*]

Guys morning my timer didn't work! whats happening!


bye felicia

[Jamie89]

Guys morning my timer didn't work! whats happening!

Morning :wavey:

You've been eliminated.

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[Cal.]

The one that hardly plays :facepalm:

Bitch imma need you to take SEVERAL seats with your fat asshttp://49.media.tumblr.com/226c5a99ba754ea58726d20e20c59d9c/tumblr_o1a3mfuBEM1uxnkpto5_250.gif

[Amy Jade]

LaQueefshaniqua can have my spot, I am DONE!

[kirklancaster]

Don't always believe your ears
Don't always believe your eyes

REMEMBER that Maestro Will,
Has called this 'Secrets and Lies'.

[Morgan.]

Guys morning my timer didn't work! whats happening!

You were eliminated :(

[Morgan.]

LaQueefshaniqua can have my spot, I am DONE!

No Amy, don't quit!

[Denver]

LaQueefshaniqua can have my spot, I am DONE!

I also think I'm Done

[Morgan.]

Don't always believe your ears
Don't always believe your eyes

REMEMBER that Maestro Will,
Has called this 'Secrets and Lies'.

So Cal actually gets instant eviction?

[Will.]

Tomorrow It's time to dress up in a RuPaul's Drag Race inspired task!

It's the Dress Up Bitch task!

I can reveal 2 special guest will judge whilst Kirk is away.

Kirk will chose a contestant to be eliminated tomorrow via a live feed from the Caribbean.

But tomorrows elimination isn't a straight forward one.

[T*]

No Amy, don't quit!


I smell a brown noser!!!

[Morgan.]

I smell a brown noser!!!

Amy's my bestie, I'll have you know.

[Cal.]

Why are we quitting over me getting a pass to the final tho?

I thought the in game feuds were a joke/put on and I have NEVER been given a reward by Kirk before so it's not as if it's rigged. I was on his most disliked list yesterday.

[kirklancaster]

I hope A.J's threat is said in fun
Because the game has only just begun

No matter what's been done and said
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LIES AHEAD. :D

[T*]

Amy's my bestie, I'll have you know.

Bestie?!
More like Under-The-Bus-tie!!

[Amy Jade]

So I had misunderstood?

Don't worry guys, he's leading her up the garden path so he can ditch her at 2nd Place.

Like she did to poor Kirk last time!

[Denver]

Thing is me and Mitzee have been having a Lesbian affair

[Morgan.]

Like she did to poor Kirk last time!

Exactly.

[T*]

/unacting
Are people being serious or are we just acting

[Cal.]

/unacting
Are people being serious or are we just acting

2

I can't tell if my presence is genuinely fuming girls

[Jamie89]

Why are we quitting over me getting a pass to the final tho?

I thought the in game feuds were a joke/put on and I have NEVER been given a reward by Kirk before so it's not as if it's rigged. I was on his most disliked list yesterday.

Oh, literally everything I'm saying is a joke :laugh: !!!

Except when I speak to that VILE BITCH Johnny :suspect:

[Amy Jade]

Bestie?!
More like Under-The-Bus-tie!!
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[Jamie89]

Also I'm very confused, but I'm enjoying the poems Kirk :clap2:

[Will.]

The game is not rigged in any shape or form.

Kirk selected Cal to get the final pass, which is the point of the game.

The Bachelor has the final say. :spin:

[Johnnyuk123]

I hope A.J's threat is said in fun
Because the game has only just begun

No matter what's been done and said
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LIES AHEAD. :D

That last line should read...

you will win if you give head.:joker:

[Cal.]

Girls it's not my problem Kirk thinks I'm more attractive than the rest of y'all

[Cal.]

Kirk has EXCELLENT taste in women.

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh, literally everything I'm saying is a joke :laugh: !!!

Except when I speak to that VILE BITCH Johnny :suspect:

Your just jealous because i am sexy and beautiful where as you are just a tub of lard with lip gloss on.:smug:

[Jamie89]

Girls it's not my problem Kirk thinks I'm more attractive than the rest of y'all

Slutty ^

[Denver]

Girls it's not my problem Kirk thinks I'm more attractive than the rest of y'all

Oh please he is just taking pity on you because your a fat old saggy titted minging deceased toad

[Johnnyuk123]

Kirk has EXCELLENT taste in women.

Well once you get there you do know that the only thing you'll be sucking on is a lemon.:smug:

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh please he is just taking pity on you because your a fat old saggy fitted singing deceased toad

I agree it's a pity vote. The club foot got her that holiday.

[Amy Jade]

He's only keeping you around because your an easy lay, he has to work on the rest of us because we don't give it up easily. Truth hurts!

[Will.]

Ladies you have 24hrs to come up with your best outfit for the Dress Up Bitch task.

2 special guests will judge the task, the contestants who are voted the 2 worse dressed will face the elimination.

Kirk will eliminate a contestant via a live feed from the Caribbean whilst he is on holiday with Mingianna Jones.

[Amy Jade]

I agree it's a pity vote. The club foot got her that holiday.

I hope she gets malaria!

[Johnnyuk123]

He's only keeping you around because your an easy lay, he has to work on the rest of us because we don't give it up easily. Truth hurts!

It will be like taking his granny on holiday.:joker::joker::joker:

[Denver]

I have no idea of what to do you

[Cal.]

Jealous hoes EVERYWHERE. **** all of y'all.

[Johnnyuk123]

I hope she gets malaria!

Sadly she thinks malaria is a cocktail.:smug:

[Morgan.]

Ladies you have 24hrs to come up with your best outfit for the Dress Up Bitch task.

2 special guests will judge the task, the contestants who are voted the 2 worse dressed will face the elimination.

Kirk will eliminate a contestant via a live feed from the Caribbean whilst he is on holiday with Mingianna Jones.

What clothes are we supposed to pick anything in particular?

[Amy Jade]

I will NOT be taking part in this challenge in protest.

[Denver]

I hope she gets malaria!

Let's hope the plane crashes :hehe:

[Jamie89]

Ladies you have 24hrs to come up with your best outfit for the Dress Up Bitch task.

2 special guests will judge the task, the contestants who are voted the 2 worse dressed will face the elimination.

Kirk will eliminate a contestant via a live feed from the Caribbean whilst he is on holiday with Mingianna Jones.

Oh dear Adam, you're going to have to wear clothes for a change. Must be daunting for you :worry:

[Denver]

I will NOT be taking part in this challenge in protest.

x2

[Johnnyuk123]

I hope she gets malaria!

She will be in quarantine for 6 weeks first so Kirk will soon get bored.:smug:

[Morgan.]

Let's hope the plan crashes :hehe:

Kirk, there is someone PLOTTING to KILL YOU!?!?

[Cal.]

What clothes are we supposed to pick anything in particular?

Your going home dress BITCH!

[Johnnyuk123]

Jamie will have to google xxxxxxxxxxxxxlllll clothes to get her outfit.

[Will.]

Kirk and Mingianna it's time to board the taxi and head to the airport!

Please say your goodbyes.

We will see you back on Thursday.


http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/wp-content/uploads/whitney-bischoff6.jpg

http://www.hirealondonchauffeur.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2014_s-class_1.jpg

[Denver]

Someone cut the brakes

[Jamie89]

Jamie will have to google xxxxxxxxxxxxxlllll clothes to get her outfit.

I could check your internet history if I needed to do that :idc:

[Johnnyuk123]

easy jet. £15 one way.

[Amy Jade]

I'm leaving the mansion!

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/506e0a88e4b04973cff5d846/t/511407dce4b067782b66714e/1360267228610/courtney-stodden-halloween-costume-1031-11-435x580.jpg

[Cal.]

Kirk and Mingianna it's time to board the taxi to head to the airport!

Please say your goodbyes.

We will see you back on Thursday.


http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/wp-content/uploads/whitney-bischoff6.jpg

http://www.hirealondonchauffeur.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2014_s-class_1.jpg

Farewell *****shttp://i.imgur.com/JMmHzja.gif?1

Me and my man will be utilizing the HONEYMOON SUITE to it's full potential x

[Johnnyuk123]

I could check your internet history if I needed to do that :idc:

I've found the perfect dress for you!
http://www.chicagocircustents.com/medium_tent.jpg

[Will.]

If contestants refuse to take part in tasks this will result in you automatically being eliminated from the game.

[Jamie89]

I'm leaving the mansion!

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/506e0a88e4b04973cff5d846/t/511407dce4b067782b66714e/1360267228610/courtney-stodden-halloween-costume-1031-11-435x580.jpg

Who's the dog? and why is it holding another dog? :conf:

[kirklancaster]

I'm leaving the mansion!

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/506e0a88e4b04973cff5d846/t/511407dce4b067782b66714e/1360267228610/courtney-stodden-halloween-costume-1031-11-435x580.jpg

:nono: Sweet Lips, Don't you dare bail!
Better first to check your mail. :hehe:

[Amy Jade]

If contestants refuse to take part in tasks this will result in you automatically being eliminated from the game.

Don't care! **** you!

[Cal.]

I'm leaving the mansion!

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/506e0a88e4b04973cff5d846/t/511407dce4b067782b66714e/1360267228610/courtney-stodden-halloween-costume-1031-11-435x580.jpg

Don't let the door hit you on your way out BITCHhttp://i.imgur.com/JMmHzja.gif?1

[kirklancaster]

Farewell everyone, I will stay in touch :wavey:

[Johnnyuk123]

Kirky you do know she's already a member of the mile high club.:smug:

[Will.]

Don't care! **** you!

Amy, please calm down.

I fail to see why you are angry when a pass to the final has been given.

Kirk gave Minginna the pass and The Bachelor's say is final, the contestant nor myself have no say in the final decision.

The final pass was planned for weeks, I wrote to whole plan for the series two weeks ago and Private messaged Kirk it.

[Jamie89]

Farewell everyone, I will stay in touch :wavey:

Save some of your energy for when you get back :wavey:

[Cal.]

All the girls are so rude to me regarding me being a slut when they fail to understand that I was HALF A VIRGIN when I met Kirkhttp://i.imgur.com/wpE0cqN.jpg

[Johnnyuk123]

Save some of your energy for when you get back :wavey:

Yes Kirky please save some energy because Jamie needs you to apply that pile cream again when you get back.:smug:

[T*]

I don't think Amy is being serious is she

[Denver]

My time in the mansion has come to a end but I won't be of screen for long as I've accepted a offer to enter CBB18
https://media3.giphy.com/media/ngKXtxbrtdquc/200.gif

[Will.]

Are you Amy? :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

All the girls are so rude to me regarding me being a slut when they fail to understand that I was HALF A VIRGIN when I met Kirkhttp://i.imgur.com/wpE0cqN.jpg

Kirky your gonna have to roll her in flour then dive for the wet spot if your after some action with that trollop.:smug:

[Amy Jade]

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/2016/01/cbb17_megan_explodes1.jpg

GET ME THE **** OUT OF THIS HOUSE!

[T*]

My time in the mansion has come to a end but I won't be of screen for long as I've accepted a offer to enter CBB18
https://media3.giphy.com/media/ngKXtxbrtdquc/200.gif


Speaking of which, please walk. :hee:

[kirklancaster]

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/2016/01/cbb17_megan_explodes1.jpg

GET ME THE **** OUT OF THIS HOUSE!

NO!

[Cal.]

Can this bitch hurry up and deciding whether she's taking her fat ass out of here? She's spoiling mine and Kirk's special nighthttp://i.imgur.com/JMmHzja.gif?1

[T*]

Are you Amy? :laugh:


#messy

[Amy Jade]

Speaking of which, please walk. :hee:

http://mediastorage-lls.bauermedia.co.uk/5c/3a499/1339b/1373f/1395d/8a00c/39be8/megan-mckenna-cbb2_646x363.jpg?1452852875
LEAVE HER THE **** ALONE YOU ****!

[kirklancaster]

Kirky you do know she's already a member of the mile high club.:smug:

:laugh: Ha Johnny, but when she has made love with me, she will be also a member of the 'SMILE HIGH' club. It will be something she will never forget - or want to.

[T*]

http://mediastorage-lls.bauermedia.co.uk/5c/3a499/1339b/1373f/1395d/8a00c/39be8/megan-mckenna-cbb2_646x363.jpg?1452852875

LEAVE HER THE **** ALONE YOU ****!






What you're doing is disgusting
You should be ashamed of yourself
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160202/c289033c89e1fcb1febdf21172e52db8.jpg

[Amy Jade]

https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/57155950e4f5d2aae2f6b01a68a57b7b69d126798de191b39c 1fe40e4451b0c1_:original
GET ME A ****ING LIMO NOW!!!!

[Denver]

http://mediastorage-lls.bauermedia.co.uk/5c/3a499/1339b/1373f/1395d/8a00c/39be8/megan-mckenna-cbb2_646x363.jpg?1452852875
LEAVE HER THE **** ALONE YOU ****!



I think some of these hoes needs slapping down

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/304/Ben-mitchel-YOU-NEED-SLAPPING-DOWN.jpg

[Will.]

http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/15/25/980x490/landscape-1434404022-unreal-image-lifetime.jpg

[T*]

I think some of this hoes needs slapping down



http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/304/Ben-mitchel-YOU-NEED-SLAPPING-DOWN.jpg


of this hoes

[Cal.]

https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/57155950e4f5d2aae2f6b01a68a57b7b69d126798de191b39c 1fe40e4451b0c1_:original
GET ME A ****ING LIMO NOW!!!!


Bus for you bitchhttp://i.imgur.com/JMmHzja.gif?1

[Denver]

If you want cheap get me a Uber
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7rbZzG5WrSjFIYhy/giphy.gif

[Will.]

http://static.srcdn.com/slir/w786-h393-q90-c786:393/wp-content/uploads/UnReal.jpg

[Will.]

BREAKING NEWS:

Mitzeeee (Amy Jade) has quit the show!

[Jamie89]

I think it's a secret/lie and something else is going on :suspect:

[Cal.]

I think it's a secret/lie and something else is going on :suspect:

2

I'm not here for that stupid slag's meltdown ruining mine and Kirk's night.

[Amy Jade]

https://petworthbachelorblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/82f41463-b686-423f-83ea-7b0fdf7c3883.gif?w=640

Good Luck Betty, LaDaysha, Courtney, Mercedes & Candice!

[Johnnyuk123]

:laugh: Ha Johnny, but when she has made love with me, she will be also a member of the 'SMILE HIGH' club. It will be something she will never forget - or want to.

But Kirky she puts her teeth in a glass on the bedside table before sex so i wouldn't want you to see that gurning smile anytime soon. Turn the lights out or you'll see something like this.

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/062813/thenug-pxtsJqsbu5.jpg

[Jamie89]

https://petworthbachelorblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/82f41463-b686-423f-83ea-7b0fdf7c3883.gif?w=640

Good Luck Betty, LaDaysha, Courtney,

:love:

[Jamie89]

We'll always have the haunted house :bawling:

[kirklancaster]

But Kirky she puts her teeth in a glass on the bedside table before sex so i wouldn't want you to see that gurning smile anytime soon. Turn the lights out or you'll see something like this.

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/062813/thenug-pxtsJqsbu5.jpg

FFS Johnny my dick's just drooped. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

We'll always have the haunted house :bawling:

:laugh: You sound like Humphrey Bogart in 'Casablanca' - "We'll always have Paris".

[Will.]

BREAKING NEWS:

Mercedes-Fanijita has quit show.

[Amy Jade]

In all seriousness I have quit, nothing to do with the game I just can't commit to this challenge I'm in college and work tomorrow so I can't complete it in the time restraints, sorry guys!

Good luck everyone! This has been so much fun, I loved playing a character! :laugh:

[Jamie89]

:laugh: You sound like Humphrey Bogart in 'Casablanca' - "We'll always have Paris".

I should have included a casablanca gif for full effect :laugh:... missed a trick there!

[kirklancaster]

In all seriousness I have quit, nothing to do with the game I just can't commit to this challenge I'm in college and work tomorrow so I can't complete this challenge at all.

Good luck everyone! This has been so much fun, I loved playing a character! :laugh:

I am so sad.

[Jamie89]

In all seriousness I have quit, nothing to do with the game I just can't commit to this challenge I'm in college and work tomorrow so I can't complete it in the time restraints, sorry guys!

Good luck everyone! This has been so much fun, I loved playing a character! :laugh:

Well done for getting this far :clap2:

BREAKING NEWS:

Mercedes-Fanijita has quit show.


Here for everyone quitting :fc:

[Cal.]

In all seriousness I have quit, nothing to do with the game I just can't commit to this challenge I'm in college and work tomorrow so I can't complete it in the time restraints, sorry guys!

Good luck everyone! This has been so much fun, I loved playing a character! :laugh:

Goodbye bitch

Goodbye angel x

[kirklancaster]

Well done for getting this far :clap2:



Here for everyone quitting :fc:

Adam????

It's getting mighty lonely around here.

[Denver]

The reason I have decided to quit is

1) I've struggled with the challenges and I feel the more I struggle and longer I stay more girls will undeservedly Loose their places.

2) I hardly have much time now as I'm devoting a lot of time to one person so when I'm with them I won't be online.

3) The rumours were true I will be entering the CBB18 house.

Good luck to all the filthy hoes and sorry to Kirk I know I was your first choice now you have to settle for a tramp peace out.

[Morgan.]

Wow, so we are down to the final 6?

[Jamie89]

The reason I have decided to quit is

1) I've struggled with the challenges and I feel the more I struggle and longer I stay more girls will undeservedly Loose their places.

2) I hardly have much time now as I'm devoting a lot of time to one person so when I'm with them I won't be online.

3) The rumours were true I will be entering the CBB18 house.

Good luck to all the filthy hoes and sorry to Kirk I know I was your first choice now you have to settle for a tramp peace out.

Goodbye Adam and good luck on CBB18 :love:

[Will.]

As of result of tonight walkers, Kirk has a very big decision.

Everyone makes a mistakes and it's Kirk's time to redeem them.

Kirk has the power to bring back one eliminated contestant to the game.

[Amy Jade]

Ohhh who will he bring back?

[Morgan.]

Here for him brining back Amy :love:

[Will.]

As well as a past contestant returning, a brand new contestant is also entering!

[Amy Jade]

Mitzeeee's Outfit

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/651967/651967_in_m2.jpg

Temperley London: Klementina embellished tulle mini dress

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/640215/640215_in_s.jpg

Giuseppe Zanotti: Patent- leather sandals in nude

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/648231/648231_in_s.jpg

Edie Parker: Lara Backlit glittered acrylic box clutch

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/430369/430369_in_s.jpg

Givenchy: Round earrings in baby-pink lacquered brass and crystal

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/645153/645153_in_s.jpg

Monica Vinader: Vega rose gold-plated, diamond and rock crystal ring

Hair

http://www.thepinkbride.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/romantic-wedding-hair-updo-6.jpg

Beauty

http://www.bombette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/16e93f29f3d475221b9461d7ebb8ece9.jpg

[Will.]

It's Dezzy! (Johanna):

http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/1341663/blog_images/britt-nillson.jpg

What is you name and age?
Johanna Elizabetta Acosta, aged 26.

What part of the USA are you from?
The Upper East side of New York

What kind of lifestyle do you lead?
A life of excess.

Are you a wealthy chick?
My family made their fortune through the arms trade, we've had to disappear multiple times over the years but we've always reaped the benefits.

Are you an aggressive chick?
Only to those that get in my way.

Do you have a game plan?
Don't need one, I'm obviously the winner, just look at the (lack of) competition.

Why are you going on The Bachelor?
I'm gonna take charge and divide and conquer.

What are you best qualities?
I can do amazing things with ping pong balls.

Are you a team player?
I try to be.

What would you do to win?
Not much, The fact that I'm a swan in a sea of wretched geese will make itself apparent in the coming days.

[Jamie89]

What would you do to win?
Not much, The fact that I'm a swan in a sea of wretched geese will make itself apparent in the coming days.

I'm honestly not above scalping a mod, (although I may start censoring some of my language).

B*tch better watch ha back!https://i.imgur.com/n2Pr7Rd.gif

[Amy Jade]

What kind of lifestyle do you lead?
A life of excess.
Lifestyle not sex life skank

[Cal.]

Another skank who will be eliminated before me I seehttp://i.imgur.com/JMmHzja.gif?1

[Will.]

Mitzeeee (Amy Jade) has decided to return to the game!

[T*]

Do we post our task entry or Pm

[Will.]

All task entries are to posted in the thread.

[Will.]

And if you could also PM the special guest your entries.

I will reveal who the guest is at 8PM.

For now, you can post them in here.

[Morgan.]

I will start by showing my selected make up.

EYE MAKE UP: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pretty+blue+make+up&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiemPXeotzKAhWCgBoKHcJjA_0Q_AUIBygB#imgr c=tBbV3mDT723vdM%3A

LIPSTICK: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pretty+blue+lipstick&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwifq7S6g9rKAhVCxhoKHYTPBQAQ_AUIBygB%23im grc=XWdrKIQE7wxcRM:#imgrc=_r49vbURs07EXM%3A

EARRINGS:https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=earring+with+kirk+written+i&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=isnv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYjuaLgtrKAhVFOxoKHYpMAtcQ_AUIBygB#hl=e n-gb&tbm=isch&q=earring+with+kirk+written+in&imgrc=ll0SHp0KWghCQM%3A

I will first of all arrive wearing this beautiful blue dress that really brings out my features. As you can see, the design and fit is truly stunning and suits me perfectly.

DRESS 1: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=turquoise+dress&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjXge_I_9nKAhUCtRoKHfbIAdEQ_AUICCgC#imgr c=NrioLF1KOcz7EM%3A

SHOES: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=earrings+with+'kirk'&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi098OlgdrKAhVE2RoKHTPdDsoQ_AUICCgC#hl=e n-gb&tbm=isch&q=beatiful+blue+heels&imgrc=3livGz3w2P2VTM%3A

Although this is stunning, it can change to suit Kirk! It becomes this elegant, short dress that is even more fitting for the occasion and is truly one of the best I can offer.

DRESS 2: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=really+pretty+dress&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi9z6iS_NnKAhVDvBoKHSpGBAQQ_AUIBygB#hl=e n-gb&tbm=isch&q=stunning+dress&imgrc=uj9rheALqYCZMM%3A

Finally, I can get undressed to get into bed and really impress Kirk, sticking with the blue theme.

SLEEPWEAR: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pretty+sleepwear&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwie1KSEgNrKAhVB0hoKHbWhCswQ_AUICCgC#hl=e n-gb&tbm=isch&q=pretty+blue+sleepwear&imgrc=sb_gSGqRHcEnpM%3A

This puts an end to my best dressed entry, and I really hope you consider me as I really do believe I deserve this immunity.

I'm not sure how active I'll be tonight, my internet is really playing up and my dads co vinced we'll have to watch a film but I don't want to and he does, so I'm go apnea try me best to be here. If I start running a bath slowly in a min and get in at 8, there's a possibility I'll be on.

[Morgan.]

Scratch that I can get in a min and watch bake off whilst playing this.

[Johnnyuk123]

This is my naughty nurse outfit. Come on Kirky love it's time for your sponge bath!

http://www.halloweenmart.com/media/core/CQM305_NAUGHTY_NURSE_FRONT.JPG.jpg

[Morgan.]

This is my naughty nurse outfit. Come on Kirky love it's time for your sponge bath!

http://www.halloweenmart.com/media/core/CQM305_NAUGHTY_NURSE_FRONT.JPG.jpg

Is that your final outfit for the task?

[Johnnyuk123]

Is that your final outfit for the task?

Why whats wrong with it?

[Margarine.]

i don't have time to design an outfit but just google beyonce and you'll see a striking resemblance xx

[Morgan.]

i don't have time to design an outfit but just google beyonce and you'll see a striking resemblance xx

Tbh this is eject worthy!