[Patrick]

Haa!


Now it's time for...


A Very Special Patrick's Daaaaay!



Today was very interesting, You see I woke up as usuall and went to school, little did I know I would leave that school one of the most popular people around.

But I think I'm getting alittle ahead of my story.

So there is this guy you see, Dylon and he seems to hit everyone and call them names.
He uses the term 'Gay' alot even though it's very funny because HE himself is actually Homosexual.
Anyways, in Assembley he was shouting things at me, he's been doing this for 2 years and I done nothing about it, He called me 'Queer' to which I told him to shut the ****** up, he threatened me and then when we left the hall he told his girls that I was picking on him.

So we were in our form class chillin' at break time, and then he walks in with his gang of girls and was like 'There he is!' and they were proper in my face shouting and half of them smelt like ******ing Walkers Cheese and Onion.

After that the boy Dylon was standing in my way and wouldn't move, the whole class was watching and my teacher was on the computer not looking.
He got in my face to which I grabbed him and threw him into a table.

Everyone by this stage stood up, stood back, you know the usuall 'There's a fight' bollocks, my form teacher still not bothered.

So I went to put something in the bin and the little ***** runs up and went to jump on my back. I threw a punch, he kicked me and then I got him on the ground in a head lock and both of us punching.

I then thought back to the year 2008, it was the last day of Big Brother 9 and I remember I got in a fight with my best friend it was actually a joke but people took it seriously and thought we couldn't fight, I have had a bad rep since.

So I decided this was a chance to set things right again.

My teacher shouted 'Oh Sh*t!' and ran over to break it up, 5 of our classmates tried too and then eventually I punched him and heard something fall, he ran over again and then I heard a girl shout 'There's blood!!'

I genuienly thought I was bleeding so I backed away to see if I was alright, you know, and then it turned out I split the guy's head open and there was like blood all over my hands and face, so It looked like it was me injured.

I basically got my bag and walked to the library to calm down and then I heard the ambulance.

The guy had to get some stitches and that.
I eventually left the library and the school was walking around the halls and everyone was talking about this, I felt horrible for what I did but then people kept high fiving me and saying well done and it turns out he was basically bullying other people in other classes aswell as me.

There's blood on my top though

Do you reckon he'll be in school tomorrow? It'll be so dramatic if he is.

The sad thing is, I was near enough dating his cousin and now she's pissed.

[Braden]

you iz well'ard.

but srsly, well done for sticking up for yourself.

[Scarlett.]

Whoa, good on ya I suppose xD

[SoBig]

Don't be surprised if the police take you in on attempted murder charges.

[Smithy]

You're gonna get arrested when your older Patrick, if not tomorrow :L

[Ramsay]

g'on paddy!

Youtube video

[Locke.]

Keep bullying him in school and shag his cousin

[Ninastar]

That really hurt patrick!

[Jordan.]

Are you even allowed back to school tomorrow im suprised you havent been excluded. :L

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Jordannn!

Are you even allowed back to school tomorrow im suprised you havent been excluded. :L

LOL

That's what everyone else keeps sayin' to me, I'm shocked too.

It's quite funny though because she interviewed like everyone there and gave the people who were remotely involved detentions and I didn't get anything done lol Not even a detention, was so surprised.

[Callum]

Good on you!

[_Seth]

Well congratulations to you, Patrick!

[hotleggs]

if everyone is beliving this you will belive anythin

i bet hes making it up , it would be easy too find out just find out the school i know a few irish people

[BBfan46]

You beat up your bullies, I just tend to fall in love with them instead

[Wildcat!]

Originally Posted by Karl.

g'on paddy!

Youtube video

Lololol!!!! That dude got knocked the Fcuk out!
Brilliant!

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by hotleggs

if everyone is beliving this you will belive anythin

i bet hes making it up , it would be easy too find out just find out the school i know a few irish people

Okay then bitch,

Patrick Mc Caffery ‎...What an eventful day lol
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Caitlin Catney, Claire Eliza Plaza Mercado and Nicole Mcgahan like this.
Jackk Hollister Thompson y? :L
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Claire Eliza Plaza Mercado ‎) who started it ?
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Jackk Hollister Thompson what happend??
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Caitlin Catney hahah
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Jackk Hollister Thompson no, OMG haha who won?? suspended ?
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Claire Eliza Plaza Mercado Did you not know what happened to Dylooon?! You should probably ask Patrick .
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Jackk Hollister Thompson OMG wht happened???
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Tulla Magee i think he went home :s
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Jackk Hollister Thompson who dylonnn ?
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Tulla Magee yes
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Bronagh Lavery he didnt he went til hospital
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Jackk Hollister Thompson WTF happend????
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Tulla Magee oh
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Bronagh Lavery dylon hit his head of somthing and an ambulance came for him and he got staples at the back of his head.
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Jackk Hollister Thompson ooh, im on the fone to him now!!!
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Bronagh Lavery aye u would hahaa(Y)
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Jackk Hollister Thompson ‎ x
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From my facebook.

That's people who were actually IN the school.
May I ask what does the fact you know a few Irish people have to do with anything

[Patrick]

And thanks everyone lol

Karl that video is priceless at the end

[BBfan46]

Originally Posted by Patrick

That's people who were actually IN the school.
May I ask what does the fact you know a few Irish people have to do with anything

Clearly everyone in Ireland goes to the same school.

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

LOL

That's what everyone else keeps sayin' to me, I'm shocked too.

It's quite funny though because she interviewed like everyone there and gave the people who were remotely involved detentions and I didn't get anything done lol Not even a detention, was so surprised.

Nice one, the teachers probably cant stand him so let you off.

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by BBfan46

Clearly everyone in Ireland goes to the same school.

lol

[Lucy.]

Jessica said: "Proof or it didn't happen"

[Ramsay]

karl says
shut up jessica
the proof is up there^^
and even if there wasent proof dye honestly think he'd write a big mad long essay that didnt happen
what would be the point of that like :/

[Iceman]

You're so getting suspended and interviewed by the police tomorrow!

[Lucy.]

Originally Posted by Karl.

karl says
shut up jessica
the proof is up there^^
and even if there wasent proof dye honestly think he'd write a big mad long essay that didnt happen
what would be the point of that like :/

Because it's Patrick?

[InOne]

That is the thing, once bullies get what they deserve, they are usually ones to call the police and use the law ect. So be careful. But it's not like you assulted him, he gave as good as he got. So if he dies, worst you can be done for is manslaughter