[Patrick]

Haa!


Now it's time for...


A Very Special Patrick's Daaaaay!



Today was very interesting, You see I woke up as usuall and went to school, little did I know I would leave that school one of the most popular people around.

But I think I'm getting alittle ahead of my story.

So there is this guy you see, Dylon and he seems to hit everyone and call them names.
He uses the term 'Gay' alot even though it's very funny because HE himself is actually Homosexual.
Anyways, in Assembley he was shouting things at me, he's been doing this for 2 years and I done nothing about it, He called me 'Queer' to which I told him to shut the ****** up, he threatened me and then when we left the hall he told his girls that I was picking on him.

So we were in our form class chillin' at break time, and then he walks in with his gang of girls and was like 'There he is!' and they were proper in my face shouting and half of them smelt like ******ing Walkers Cheese and Onion.

After that the boy Dylon was standing in my way and wouldn't move, the whole class was watching and my teacher was on the computer not looking.
He got in my face to which I grabbed him and threw him into a table.

Everyone by this stage stood up, stood back, you know the usuall 'There's a fight' bollocks, my form teacher still not bothered.

So I went to put something in the bin and the little ***** runs up and went to jump on my back. I threw a punch, he kicked me and then I got him on the ground in a head lock and both of us punching.

I then thought back to the year 2008, it was the last day of Big Brother 9 and I remember I got in a fight with my best friend it was actually a joke but people took it seriously and thought we couldn't fight, I have had a bad rep since.

So I decided this was a chance to set things right again.

My teacher shouted 'Oh Sh*t!' and ran over to break it up, 5 of our classmates tried too and then eventually I punched him and heard something fall, he ran over again and then I heard a girl shout 'There's blood!!'

I genuienly thought I was bleeding so I backed away to see if I was alright, you know, and then it turned out I split the guy's head open and there was like blood all over my hands and face, so It looked like it was me injured.

I basically got my bag and walked to the library to calm down and then I heard the ambulance.

The guy had to get some stitches and that.
I eventually left the library and the school was walking around the halls and everyone was talking about this, I felt horrible for what I did but then people kept high fiving me and saying well done and it turns out he was basically bullying other people in other classes aswell as me.

There's blood on my top though

Do you reckon he'll be in school tomorrow? It'll be so dramatic if he is.

The sad thing is, I was near enough dating his cousin and now she's pissed.