[Alf]

Fill the kettle up with water, boil the water in the kettle,
Put 1 sugar in a cup, and then a tea bag. When the water has boiled, pour it in the cup. Give it a stir and let the teabag swirl round. When it's finished swirling get a tea spoon and use it to squeeze the tea bag on the side of the cup, to get all the flavour out. Chuck your tea bag away and add a drop of milk, give it a stir and then it's done.

Pour your tea out of your cup and into a saucer and drink your tea from a saucer.

Treat your self to a biscuit or seven to enhance the experience.