[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Swan

I mean, not really. I've never intentionally stole anything, but when i used to go in the bookies i would always come out with one of their little pens in my pocket, dunno why, though i'd usually lose and that 3 inch pen was my consolation for losing £50 or something. The bookies always got the better deal

That pen had probably been in 5 mouths and 3 ears before it reached you.