[Stu]

Remember Patrick lashing out because the world's spiritual and political leaders didn't spend their evenings watching EastEnders and Big Brother 2009? That particular fly's never come back to the ointment, has he? I assume he's either gone and become a literal rocket scientist or is around the town centre done up like Kevin Costner from Waterworld, going on about Pink Floyd and muttering "Rex should have won" at strangers.