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Originally Posted by kazanne
Jack,just be quiet
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Lost for words, are you? Bless
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Originally Posted by kazanne
Just hold that thought and tell us these funny jokes you are so fond of.
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Okay then, but I know what's coming. Here's a few [recent ones and old]:
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My twin sons Craig and Stuart are going to America to audition on the X factor when it starts over there.
"Hi, i'm Craig towers, and i'm Stuart towers... and together we're twin towers"
I've got a feeling they'll go down well.
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I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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Josef Fritzl is delighted that his sentence has been reduced to 100 hours community service.
He has been ordered to spend it teaching Gerry McCann how to lock a ****ing door.
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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar.
Every time she tries to open a door, I close it and rape her.
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Not the best but they're the only ones I could find right now [I forget most of the jokes I read].
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