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Old 12-10-2010, 04:29 PM #1
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i went for an eye test today and the guy who did it was so hot. he was shining this light in my eye and got like right in my face i could actually feel his breath he was so effin hot. i am in love

*jams a pencil in eye and books another appointment*
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OMG I remember I had an eye test and this fit girl with good tits was taking it and did that to me and like she was right up in my space and I was like

And then her tits were like full on at me and I was like 'k come closer x'
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IKR! eye tests ftw! next time i go im gonna be like oh no im blind and grab his junk and be all oh sorry i thought that was the door knob
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im so glad i got him
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Aw my optician is a chubby, old lady
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i got the only male optician there. we are so in love
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i got the only male optician there. we are so in love
Must have been fate
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Last time I went my optician was some woman who told me she wanted to look like Anastacia. haaha.
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I have never been to an optician
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You're joking? You should make a visit after reading this thread.. you may have your first sexual experience
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i went for an eye test today and the guy who did it was so hot. he was shining this light in my eye and got like right in my face i could actually feel his breath he was so effin hot. i am in love

*jams a pencil in eye and books another appointment*
You sure he was that hot - I mean you were getting your eyesight tested
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You're joking? You should make a visit after reading this thread.. you may have your first sexual experience
we had one at school a couple of years ago, but I doubt that counts
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we had one at school a couple of years ago, but I doubt that counts
A sexual experience?
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we had one at school a couple of years ago, but I doubt that counts
A game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" doesn't count...
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that must just be in Scottish schools
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My optician is about 85.
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that must just be in Scottish schools
Nah, doesn't count in any school, regardless of location.
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My optician is about 85.


On Topic: I've never actully been to an optician. But I really want glasses for some reason
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Nah, doesn't count in any school, regardless of location.
no honey i mean it's just scottish schools where they do that sort of thing
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