[Stu]

I'll divide it in two. Mentally it goes straight to the head. I go tipsy straight away. Physically though I can keep going without getting sick and usually do.

8 tins of lager is the default night in. I'm a happy drunk but not totally sloshed after them. Anything less and I'm left wanting more

A night out involves 4 tins getting pumped at home, a small bottle of vodka [naggin, not sure does that term exist in England] w/Red Bull at a friends house, 3 or 4 pints of Guiness at the pub, and then I just order two shots at a time at the clubs and just go apeshit after an unspecified amount of time.

I do love that totally gone feeling you get. I remember asking my mate to order me food at the takeaway when the rest of us went upstairs to the flat. The second I got into the flat I started tearing stuff up wondering where my chicken was. Makes no sense but it's great, like.

I drink way too fast too. I cannot go slow at all.