[Patrick]

I don't like those Lesbians that dress all butch and stuff, like Shirley of EastEnders - they just freak me out. I'm Sorry, but I like those lipstick lesbians
More and more lately though I've been running into girls who I try to flirt with, and they end up saying they have a girlfriend.

As for Gays, I don't really mind them tbh I find them hilarious and they're actually great banter.
It's just when they try to flirt with you and hit on you [which happens to me alot nowadays] and you're like 'Dude, I don't swing that way' and they don't take no for an answer, other than that - they are cool.