[Will.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Should we call the police?

Nadia teas.

I'm dialling now.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

I had to take middle girl LT to her new Horses job, give smallest boy LT his weekly bath and watch MOTD with smallest boy LT as per our Sunday routine. I now have to work for 3 hours and then go and see me old mum

[Denver]

He has risen from the dead

[arista]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Should we call the police?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

They served me Champagne, no white wine or offer of a wee dram and the talk was 90% fishing. They did mention they had a neighbour dispute in the Cotswolds () and i did mention my brother is a senior partner in Edinburgh's top law firm just for information you know...

But they were fine, it will take them a time to learn our ways and it seems they will not properly move in until Spring. She is 10 years younger than him (he has a handlebar moustache). Their dog was lovely (3 more to come).

and I got back in time for the X so all was well.

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

The new neighbours were very upper middle-class. She was a very attractive women in her early forties, her husband quite visibly at least 20 years older. He was rather reserved, stiff, and polite rather than friendly. He had what can only be called a miserable disposition and his voice - when he did speak - was as monotonous and grey as his clothes.

It was evident from the start that she too was miserable - but not through any natural inclination - but rather because her 'joy de vivre' had been slowly smothered over the years of a loveless marriage, by his misery.

At first, she barely looked at LT, but as the brandy warmed in her slender, immacutely manicured hands and as LT warmed into his natural repartee, she began to notice him, and very soon, she found herself increasingly smiling, and something stifled and lost deep within herself began to waken.
In the early hours, her husband's snoring as he lay asleep in the oversize armchair in their lounge, was drowned out by her and LT's mutual laughter.

They had not only moved from their respective seats onto the fireside sofa, but also moved closer together on that sofa, despite it being a four seater.

Though it was only a relatively short time before she and LT were embracing, it it was an event she had dreamt about for almost twenty years....

(To be continued... or not )

The next 50 shades writer is born...

Tell me more

[In the Drunk Tank]

Were they wearing red trousers

[Cherry Christmas]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

The ones up the back of the field. They are retired..English..poshos from the Cotswolds...4 black labs a Range Rover and a Landrover and fishing gear everywhere. Thet arrived 2 days ago and I have already seen them out all afternoon measuring their land and borders with my property with digital reading equipment

So im off to meet them at six for drinks...Jesus...

I will report back later

Surprised you went You will need to put up a fast growing hedge so you can continue to piss in the river.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Mokka

The next 50 shades writer is born...

Tell me more

Thank you Mokka. Next Chapter on it's way - just as soon as I can sneak another look in LT's diary again.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Were they wearing red trousers

its a matter of time

[jennyjuniper]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

The new neighbours were very upper middle-class. She was a very attractive women in her early forties, her husband quite visibly at least 20 years older. He was rather reserved, stiff, and polite rather than friendly. He had what can only be called a miserable disposition and his voice - when he did speak - was as monotonous and grey as his clothes.

It was evident from the start that she too was miserable - but not through any natural inclination - but rather because her 'joy de vivre' had been slowly smothered over the years of a loveless marriage, by his misery.

At first, she barely looked at LT, but as the brandy warmed in her slender, immacutely manicured hands and as LT warmed into his natural repartee, she began to notice him, and very soon, she found herself increasingly smiling, and something stifled and lost deep within herself began to waken.
In the early hours, her husband's snoring as he lay asleep in the oversize armchair in their lounge, was drowned out by her and LT's mutual laughter.

They had not only moved from their respective seats onto the fireside sofa, but also moved closer together on that sofa, despite it being a four seater.

Though it was only a relatively short time before she and LT were embracing, it it was an event she had dreamt about for almost twenty years....

(To be continued... or not )

I really hope you write for a living Kirk, because if you don't, you should.

[Ashsleigh]

Again?

[Ashsleigh]

Oh it's the same thread lmao

[Cherry Christmas]

Originally Posted by Ashley.

Again?

Originally Posted by Ashley.

Oh it's the same thread lmao

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

They served me Champagne, no white wine or offer of a wee dram and the talk was 90% fishing. They did mention they had a neighbour dispute in the Cotswolds () and i did mention my brother is a senior partner in Edinburgh's top law firm just for information you know...

But they were fine, it will take them a time to learn our ways and it seems they will not properly move in until Spring. She is 10 years younger than him (he has a handlebar moustache). Their dog was lovely (3 more to come).

and I got back in time for the X so all was well.

I like the way you seemed to offer the fact he has a handlebar moustache as a reason why his younger wife is with him

[Suze]

Originally Posted by jennyjuniper

I really hope you write for a living Kirk, because if you don't, you should.

I agree with you. Kirk is a man of many talents, his garden thread is a delight.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by jennyjuniper

I really hope you write for a living Kirk, because if you don't, you should.

Thank you Jenny, you are most kind. I have had 3 very near misses with TV Drama scripts, have had a couple of short stories published, and am on chapter 8 of a novel I've been writing for some time now.

I might finish it sometime.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Suze

I agree with you. Kirk is a man of many talents, his garden thread is a delight.

Thank you Suze. It's good to be appreciated, Bless you.

[Cherry Christmas]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I like the way you seemed to offer the fact he has a handlebar moustache as a reason why his younger wife is with him

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

The ones up the back of the field. They are retired..English..poshos from the Cotswolds...4 black labs a Range Rover and a Landrover and fishing gear everywhere. Thet arrived 2 days ago and I have already seen them out all afternoon measuring their land and borders with my property with digital reading equipment

So im off to meet them at six for drinks...Jesus...

I will report back later

They sound like swingers. Get in there lad.

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Thank you Jenny, you are most kind. I have had 3 very near misses with TV Drama scripts, have had a couple of short stories published, and am on chapter 8 of a novel I've been writing for some time now.

I might finish it sometime.

When you publish Kirk, I expect an autographed copy...

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Mokka

When you publish Kirk, I expect an autographed copy...

I will send you an autographed copy before it's published Mokka. It is rather 'racy' though.

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I will send you an autographed copy before it's published Mokka. It is rather 'racy' though.

I would expect nothing less

[Christmas Dynasnow]

So the new neighbours I think are not actually now moving in till next year - so today a delivery van was up there way so getting no reply he ends up with me and I sign for a 3 x 4 foot parcel (they had instructed the delivery guy to try me) - fair enough

Just then another big van turns up looking for them and asks for me as i am on on his list as an alternative

2 bloody 3 foot by 5 foot heavy flat pack furniture boxes and one that is 6 foot by 3 foot.

But I am sure the delivery man was early and they had no idea so its not their fault in any way

I had to lug them upstairs to Largest LT girls spare room


Bloody liberty

[ChristmasNeeve]

woo that is taking the piss LT :/