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Originally Posted by Cherie

gloopy eyes would be the least of his problems

This sounds like I'll be reporting you for a historic sex offense in 20 years

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

when you unwrap a guide dog for Christmas from Mrs TS

then you know this is a wee bit of a problem

She really wants a dog and I keep saying no, not until we have a bigger (and not rented) house. She would probably blind me on purpose just to get a guide dog .



In other news: My eye is now bloodshot and stinging and my daughter was saying the same a few nights back (having had a bad dose of flu all last week) so I reckon we actually have ****ing conjunctivitis. Awesome.