Premier League 13/14

[Black Dagger]

Fulham can go down, ****e support (don't mention our empty seats brah)

[King Gizzard]

I like Full Ham

[Black Dagger]

His posts are so agitated and devoid of context. It's like one of those fair odd times a kid from the class across the hall - the class that was a bit thicker but you were never allowed to say that out loud - runs in to your own class and starts drawing cocks and superman signs on the blackboard before being told to **** off.

ffs :joker:

[King Gizzard]

Turns out N'Zogbia isnt even injured and we've frozen him out the whole season because we have a ****ing idiotic manager, chief exec and owner

[Drew.]

Why won't Lambert play him? I completely forgot N'Zogbia even existed

[King Gizzard]

No idea, was injured but has been fit for a while according to his Instagram, he was one of the "bomb squad" who we frozen out cus of their wages though (Ireland, Given, Bent, Hutton etc etc) but we could still have kept them all around the squad.

[Drew.]

Thats ridiculous :joker:

Risk getting relegated and suffer all of these defeats because you're too stubborn to play some players because of their wages. N'Zogbia on his day >>

[Locke.]

N'Zogbia and Hoilett, whatever happened

[King Gizzard]

Yeah he comes alive during relegation battles even if he is a bit of a twat.

I think im more annoyed that the club lied to the fans, again

[King Gizzard]

Don't you just hate those high horse football fans on twitter who's sole intention seems to be insulting their own fans

[Brother Leon]

I remember when I genuinely though N'Zogbia would make it at Arsenal or something :joker:

[King Gizzard]

He's a bit of a mercenary and prefers the high life to the actually playing

[Drew.]

Ashley Youngs son is a Gooner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkebplxIMAE26gV.jpg

[King Gizzard]

Looks nothing like him

[King Gizzard]

The worst goal of that list winning GOTM

Disgrace

[MTVN]

Who won

[King Gizzard]

Rooney

[Brother Leon]

Well deserved.

[Ryan57]

Ashley Youngs son is a Gooner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkebplxIMAE26gV.jpg

Probably better than his father right now.

[Jesus.]

The title is now a mathematical impossibility for united after Liverpool won yesterday.

[Ryan57]

Well we gave it a good go. Close but not close enough.

[Ryan57]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bkip9MUCYAE-72-.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj6RhSbCYAENj4B.jpg

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[King Gizzard]

Finally the press starting to pick up on how poor Lambert is. He won't be sacked though

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2598411/Paul-Lambert-needs-miracle-save-job-Aston-Villa.html

Bet they ban he DM from VP now

[MTVN]

Sherwood definitely getting replaced in the summer then, shocker

[Drew.]

The most predictable news we all knew would happen

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[King Gizzard]

Shock

Terrible manager

[Jemal]

Van gaal probably.

[the truth]

are we losing 2 welsh clubs? the swans bet they wish theyd withdrawn from the europa but would they have been allowed to?

[King Gizzard]

Think Swansea have enough, but Cardiff are my certainties, even more so than Fulham and Sunderland

Don't think Fulham will either though, everyone beats us at Villa Park so it wasn't that great a win

[Jemal]

Fulham add nothing to the prem.
Only time their crowd makes noise is when 'come on fulham' comes up on the screen.

[King Gizzard]

Monk will be sacked too I think or made coach

[MTVN]

Swansea will be alright, they've not been terrible under Monk just lack that cutting edge really. Cardiff, Fulham, Sunderland and Norwich seem to be separating themselves as the worst of the bad teams

[Drew.]

Norwich have Fulham away which Fulham will hopefully win, then they have Liverpool, United, Chelsea and us on the final day with no strikers capable of scoring, they are doomed.

[Ryan57]

Van gaal probably.

Hope we nab him.

[Drew.]

CATTERMOLE!!!

[michael21]

CATTERMOLE!!!

lennon will score soon :dance:

[Brother Leon]

Fulham add nothing to the prem.
Only time their crowd makes noise is when 'come on fulham' comes up on the screen.

One of the best away days in the prem tbh.

[Ryan57]

As it stands we remain sixth. The United - Arsenal 2015 Europa League final is on.

[Drew.]

"Luis Suarez's 29 PL goals this season have only won 3 more points (13) than Roberto Soldado's six (10)"

[King Gizzard]

"Kane shows that he is able"

Andy Gray would be proud of that one

[Locke.]

"Luis Suarez's 29 PL goals this season have only won 3 more points (13) than Roberto Soldado's six (10)"

Suarez destroys teams, in the tight games it's usually Gerrard or Sturridge that pop up

[Drew.]

Sorry David, Soldado > Suarez

[King Gizzard]

Can't believe Locke even felt the need to defend Suarez on that one Lol

[Locke.]

Just thought I'd get in there before Jemal pops up

[King Gizzard]

Townsend is in the World Cup sticker album

Awks

[Drew.]

I need more stickers, i can tell i'm going to spend too much £ on this.

[King Gizzard]

For **** sake Sherwood doing the celebration I have never cringed so much in my life

[Brother Leon]

Sorry David, Soldado > Suarez

Confirmed.

[MTVN]

What a hero Sherwood is, what a way for him to give a big fu to the Spurs board

[Locke.]

"We've spoken about it with some of the staff and said, 'What if we have to beat City to be in the Champions League, but by doing that Liverpool win the League'?" said Distin.

"The funny thing is some people would rather we don't get Champions League as long as they don't win the league. It's mad!"

Distin added: "Personally I'd rather be in the Champions League. You can't miss a chance for that.

"It would be amazing for the city if both clubs made it. Deep down all the fans would like it if we were both were in it."

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11671/9255204/evertons-sylvain-distin-sets-sights-on-top-four-despite-mad-liverpool-dilemma-

Well, at least Distin isn't as stupid as their fans

[Locke.]

Looks like we are forming some kind of dream team

http://i.imgur.com/SVDpUho.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YwjI0jJ.jpg

[King Gizzard]

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[King Gizzard]

idiots

[Drew.]

:joker: no doubt Andy will be contributing to that

[Locke.]

https://twitter.com/hungwei_mufc/status/454517702439100416

....

Doesn't even look like a troll account from their other tweets

[MTVN]

For supporters of West Ham it will come as little surprise to learn that crowd favourite Mark Noble has covered more ground than any other player in the top flight.

Indeed, the 380,927 metres which he has galloped is some 16km more than his nearest running rival.

Noble’s effort is the equivalent of having already completed NINE London Marathons this season


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2602212/Nine-ten-players-Premier-League-distance-covered-table-English-West-Hams-Noble-leading-running-NINE-London-Marathons-season.html

How about that then eh

[Jesus.]

Doesn't it make sense that west ham midfielders would have to constantly charge from one end of the pitch to the other chasing a ball in flight? I bet he has the strongest neck muscles in the league as well. Like a cat watching tennis.

[MTVN]

Must be why Henderson is also up there in fourth then eh

[Jesus.]

That's because he has to run for both him and old man Gerrard.

[MTVN]

How do you think it is for Noble having the two old men Nolan and Taylor accompanying him in centre mid

[Jesus.]

That's a good point, well made. Jordan Henderson has a gait issue (according to Sir purple nose) that makes him run further, as he can't run in straight lines.

[Drew.]

Hull - Arsenal moved from Saturday 19th to Sunday 20th, A joke moving it with 8 days to go seeing as every fan had paid for travel/hotels.. Super Sunday should be good that day though.

Norwich v Liverpool 12pm
Hull v Arsenal 2:05pm
Everton v Man Utd 4:10pm

[MTVN]

Why are they even moving it anyway

[Drew.]

Sky want to get all of the deciding title race and race for 4th fixtures in.

[Brother Leon]

Forlan on Suarez: "He asked me the other day if he should stay at Liverpool and I told him to join Man United"

:joker: Gotta love Forlan.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/21/article-1267720-005B0C2A00000258-884_468x286.jpg

[Novo]

Good advice from Forlan, join a team with no Cl football and off course he gets to play with Fellaini and Young week in week out

[King Gizzard]

Villas main local paper really laying into Lambert/the board now. Good to see

[King Gizzard]

Hopefully means his time is up soon

[Novo]

He has performed miracles and this is how you repay him

[King Gizzard]

Novo the Paul Lambert enthusiast

[Locke.]

Three award winners this month. It's all too easy.

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[Jesus.]

Forlan on Suarez: "He asked me the other day if he should stay at Liverpool and I told him to join Man United"

:joker: Gotta love Forlan.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/21/article-1267720-005B0C2A00000258-884_468x286.jpg

That quote comes from before he signed for Liverpool and has been twisted.

[King Gizzard]

You shouldnt be happy about this Locke

[MTVN]

Manager of the Month curse come to strike Liverpool down at the perfect moment

[Drew.]

Spurs 2-0 down after 4 minutes :joker:

[Ramsay]

Spurs 2-0 down after 4 minutes :joker:

http://i.imgur.com/iwFJ8sY.png

[MTVN]

http://images.planetf1.com/14/03/800x600/Tottenham-v-Arsenal-Tim-Sherwood_3102631.jpg

[King Gizzard]

Well the silence was terribly observed at nearly every ground

[BBfanUSA]

Well the silence was terribly observed at nearly every ground

Not surprised, the Sunderland and Everton game must of had someone invade the pitch since a couple Everton players were looking behind them. Crowd was booing something.

[King Gizzard]

TOTTEN HAM

[BBfanUSA]

I think I almost had a heart attack right there, thank god for Stone.

I would have died had Sunderland scored.

[King Gizzard]

Hot ham tottenspurs

[BBfanUSA]

Sunderland has become quite sad. there's not a big crowd, empty seats everywhere

[Drew.]

Rodallega!!!!!

[MTVN]

Newcastle aren't far off being the worst club in the league atm, clearly gave up on their season about 5 games ago

[King Gizzard]

We are worse

[Locke.]

Kompany injured

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f11361565d1655fac1838297ff993efb/tumblr_mg88gg6cQL1qa3nkxo1_500.gif

[BBfanUSA]

Sunderland just scored an Own Goal.

That just described their whole season.

[MTVN]

How the **** are Cardiff winning

[Drew.]

West Brom :facepalm:

[BBfanUSA]

Woot! Top 4 bitches

[MTVN]

Sherwood the comeback king

[Drew.]

Get in, amazing result for Fulham.. They will stay up now.

[Brother Leon]

Everything falling in place for Liverpool to win the league.

Congrats Locke and Jesus. :idc:

[Alf]

It's in our own hands now for top four. Two points clear with a better goal difference means we can afford a draw and then match whatever Arsenal do.

The form Everton are in I think Arsenal will have to win every game.

[Crimson Dynamo]

palace

what a turn around

COME IN YOU WIGAN

[King Gizzard]

We are worse

Much worse

There isn't anyone who doesn't want him gone now.

Owner and board need to go too

[BBfanUSA]

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[Novo]

Those Lambert miracle wins against the top 4 sides are keeping Villa safe

[King Gizzard]

Fluke wins

Arsenal terrible in first game

Same with City

The the ref cost Chelsea

[Novo]

What's your remaining fixtures?

[King Gizzard]

Can't remember for sure but we've got Saints next

City and Tottenham our last 2

We will be safe I think but he still needs to go in the summer

[Brother Leon]

Fowler already a better pundit than Shearer and Hansen.

[MTVN]

Sherwood is a hilarious guy, love how he just rips into his defence

[MTVN]

Les is the worst pundit of all time

[Shaun]

he was a bit crap, yeah

still no Hansen though

[Locke.]

Anfield is buzzing already

http://i.imgur.com/xQQHuCe.jpg

[Brother Leon]

How many pens today,Locke lad?

[Locke.]

The same ref that game us 3 at Old Trafford, so the same again would do nicely

[Locke.]

Very attacking line up. No Allen/Lucas, we are going for it.

A not fully fit Kompany is going to get ripped apart

[Drew.]

http://www.thefootballsocial.co.uk/images/players/Liverpool/Mamadou%20Sakho.jpg

[Stu]

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Stubear's gone full on generic emotional football lout mode this morning. Couldn't sleep. Watched a bit of the Istanbull game with a can of Druids to steady the nerves and provide mystic celtic 6% sustenance.

Bouncing down to Cashman's now to meet the old man. Whatever else the dreams I've been having of Daniel Sturridge breaking his legs getting out of the bath should stop.

Let's rock and ****ing roll!

[Brother Leon]

Yeah. Kompany is ****ed. He's a liability against pace when fit never mind now.

[MTVN]

Odds of a 0-0 snoozefest

[Brother Leon]

Chilling rendition.

[BBfanUSA]

"You'll Never Walk Alone" is such an amazing song. This rendition was amazing.

And some game actually observed the moment of silence properly. Good.

[Brother Leon]

What a pathetic bunch of assembled players by a moneybags owner. :joker:

[Ryan57]

This season is just getting worse and worse. Please, some volcano blow up.

[Drew.]

Liverpool on ****ing fire, The league is theirs.

[Crimson Dynamo]

that was never a penalty neville for crying out loud

[Ryan57]

This without doubt feels worse than if I was to be eaten to death by five rabbid wolves.

[BBfanUSA]

Yeah, It's become Liverpool's Cup to lose.

[Brother Leon]

Well...at least we can laugh at how pathetic city continue to be despite the investment.

[Crimson Dynamo]

lpool just too mobile and quick passing

come on saints beating aberdeen to get into final against the scumbag dufc

yeeesss beat the sheepshaggers

[Novo]

What a player Stevie May is

[Brother Leon]

Well. We got a game now.

[Drew.]

Liverpool going through that bad patch they always have during their games, Sunderland were unlucky not to get a result a few weeks ago.

[Crimson Dynamo]

they need to nobble silva

[Drew.]

There we go, it was coming

[Ryan57]

YES!

[Brother Leon]

I take back what I said. Pellegrini has bought out a championship mentality from these players at HT. Fair play.

[Drew.]

Good Ol Milner making the difference

[Crimson Dynamo]

now we see what lpool are made of

[Brother Leon]

Silva is amazing. Said it before and I will say it again.

[Brother Leon]

That's a pen. Stupid by Kompany.

[Crimson Dynamo]

pen!

[Drew.]

Anyone else on the pitch and the Ref would have given that, Suarez doing himself no favours with the previous dives

[Brother Leon]

**** off Kompany.

[Ryan57]

FFS, Kompany.

[Drew.]

Kompany :joker: Great finish from Coutinho

[Crimson Dynamo]

kompany has had a few like that today. dodgy. great strike tho

[Brother Leon]

All 3 goals from Kompany. Big head ****.

[Crimson Dynamo]

had to go

[Brother Leon]

Unbelievable :joker:

It's just meant to be for them.

[Crimson Dynamo]

wow

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Last five mins were tense as ****

Lucky win, they need to play like they did in the first half hour.

[Brother Leon]

Well...time for you to park the bus like never before,Jose.

[Crimson Dynamo]

now for a shock win for swansea

lol

[Drew.]

Surely they can't throw it away now. Would be a miracle if Chelsea lost now to Swansea, then it is pretty much their title. Chelsea still have the CL to concentrate on so that'll probably hold them back a bit in the league too. Can't see Jose losing at Anfield though.

[Novo]

A miracle if Chelsea lost to Swansea away? Lol

[Drew.]

Have you seen where Swansea are in the league..

[Novo]

Have you seen Chelsea's recent record at Swansea? Don't think they have won in the last 3 away games to them, and only scored 2

[Drew.]

Chelsea playing after the Liverpool game know if they lose they are pretty much definitely out of the title race, Doesn't matter about recent records, Swansea have been piss poor recently.

[Locke.]

4 games away. No one can say that we don't deserve it either, we have been by far the best team this season.

Would be nice for Chelsea to drop points here but it's only ourselves we have to worry about now.

[Crimson Dynamo]

stevie g going berserk in the huddle. norwich are going to get wiped out

[Novo]

Chelsea playing after the Liverpool game know if they lose they are pretty much definitely out of the title race, Doesn't matter about recent records, Swansea have been piss poor recently.

So there is more preasure on them to win after the Liverpool result... which could be seen as a negative, a team beating another team priced at bloody 4/6 isn't a miracle

[Locke.]

Agent's Jonjo and Ngog are being called into action

[Novo]

4/5 actually

[Drew.]

So there is more preasure on them to win after the Liverpool result... which could be seen as a negative, a team beating another team priced at bloody 4/6 isn't a miracle

Did you not see them mid week against PSG? Preasure doesn't matter. Chelsea know they can only come away from this with a win.. Swansea in **** form, of course it'll take a miracle for Liverpool to have Chelsea slip up now. Stop trying to correct all of my posts you bint.

[Novo]

If Swansea beat Chelsea and that is classed as a miracle, god knows what you'd call the Barca result last night

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00452/EPL_Swansea_2-2_Liv_452694a.jpg

[Drew.]

You're just twisting it now, quiet.

[Ryan57]

Stevie G crying at full time, the soft bastard.

[Novo]

It would be a miracle if Swansea get something at home to Chelsea mind you so those tears are a bit to early

[King Gizzard]

Get in the Reds

[Samuel.]

Easy :pipe:

Next

[Ninastar]

I was on edge for those last 10 mins... Seriously intense

[Novo]

Was that the first Liverpool match you've watched all season

[Jesus.]

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[Novo]

Maybe it's a bit of a miracle Now

[MTVN]

Liverpool deserving at best two points from their last two games and getting six, ridiculous. City probably deserved at least three penalties today.

Thankfully I can see them going down to a van Wolfswinkel hat trick at Norwich next Sunday

[Alf]

Liverpool deserving at best two points from their last two games and getting six, ridiculous. City probably deserved at least three penalties today.

Thankfully I can see them going down to a van Wolfswinkel hat trick at Norwich next Sunday
Jose will mastermind a victory at Anfield, it's gonna be Chelsea's title.

[MTVN]

Chelsea are a poor, poor football team. So are Liverpool really, just have a ridiculous amount of luck and one world class player on their side. City the only club with real class.

[Locke.]

We deserved 3 points last week, you are forgetting about a certain goalkeeper being brutally assaulted by a 6 foot geordie for your goal.

1 point would have probably been fair today, we dominated the first half they dominated the second, but on the whole I guess the better team won.

[MTVN]

That goal was just another case of that bloody Skrtel committing fouls in the area like he does on every corner, shoved big Andy right into Mignolet so the punch was unavoidable

[MTVN]

Would be careful about what Liverpool fans say about West Ham as well seeing as you will no doubt be relying on us to spoil the City party last day of the season

[Stu]

MTVN is writing strips for the Beano.

Amazing scenes.

[Brother Leon]

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[King Gizzard]

Wells wearing converse

Soft bastard

[Brother Leon]

Look at this plank :joker:
http://i1.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article6951466.ece/alternates/400x/JS34908467.jpg

Needs dance lessons off Welbz

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bk9tGZdCAAA2vdk.jpg

[MTVN]

Manchester City fans were left severely shaken after their minibus was attacked by youths as they travelled to the game at Anfield on Sunday.

A window was smashed after thugs reportedly threw stones and bricks while wearing Liverpool shirts.

No-one in the vehicle was seriously injured but they told of how shocked they were at the events.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2604090/Man-City-bus-smashed-Liverpool-fans-throw-stones-bricks-title-clash.html#ixzz2ysJrJlAe
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Typical

[Drew.]

5 gold coins for the first man to bring me Adrian Durhams head

[King Gizzard]

What's he done

[King Gizzard]

Wenger on about Giroud being his main guy next year, sack this clown

[Drew.]

He is just being his usual anti Arsenal. Criticizing them for everything but praising clubs that have done the same things.

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[Drew.]

Just all round goes on about how we're pathetic 24/7

[Shaun]

idk who he is so nvm

[King Gizzard]

Great guy

[Drew.]

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[Brother Leon]

Typical

Liverpool fans are known for their Sportsmanship - Martin Tyler.

[Locke.]

A few hours as likely title winners and we are already being framed for crimes we did not commit

Disgusting

[Ryan57]

Adrian Durham, the greatest radio troll ever.

[MTVN]

West Ham United midfielder Mohamed Diame has been quoted by several newspapers as saying he 'thinks' he is still on Liverpool's wanted list.

Diame has previously claimed that he was close to joining Liverpool two years ago only for a move to Anfield to collapse following Kenny Dalglish's departure as manager.

The 26-year-old subsequently signed a three-year contract with West Ham after leaving Wigan Athletic on a free transfer and he has since been linked with the likes of Arsenal, Aston Villa and Fulham.

Reports last month, meanwhile, claimed Liverpool are still interested in the Senegalese and that Brendan Rodgers was considering a £3.5million summer bid to bolster his squad ahead of UEFA Champions League football next season.

Diame has expressed his interest in joining a club in the Premier League's top six, but he is unsure if he will be heading to Liverpool at the end of the campaign.

"Two years ago I wanted to join a team with ambitions," said Diame.

"Overall, my season has been okay, although I think it is not up to last season. I started badly, but gradually I got my bearings.

"Liverpool? I can't tell you if I will be a Liverpool player next season. But I think my name is still on their wanted list.

"I don't hide it, I'm ambitious and I want to join a top-six side. I am 26 years old and it's time to take that step."

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11669/9266443/transfer-news-west-ham-midfielder-mohamed-diame-claims-liverpool-interest

What a massive tit

[Locke.]

He would be 5th choice here, no thanks

Then again, wouldn't be bad for £3.5m I suppose

[Brother Leon]

25th anniversary today.

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Rip to those that lost their lives and may their families finally have justice.

[MTVN]

Wouldn't miss him that much, been pretty poor this year and never looks that interested, doesn't really help that Big Sam always plays him out wide I suppose

[BBfanUSA]

25th anniversary today.

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Rip to those that lost their lives and may their families finally have justice.

ESPN is airing a full length documentary about it tonight.

I was surprised that something that horrific ever happened since I don't recall any US stadiums built like that.

[King Gizzard]

Nolan out

Kallstrom starts

[King Gizzard]

Rip West Ham in other words

[Drew.]

Matt is about to experience being on the end of a Kallstrom screamer

[MTVN]

Noc to terrorise the Arsenal defence, tonight we confirm our survival

[Brother Leon]

Villa suspend their assistant managers pending internal investigation.

[Locke.]

A bit of noise from away fans entering the stadium. Self-policed superbly by one West Ham fan with a ferocious shout of, “SHUT UP YOU ******!"

[MTVN]

Don't think we have enjoyed a more comfortable 25 minutes of football than we had at the start of that game, a well deserved lead and a bit of a lucky Arsenal equaliser

Thankfully they only have Giroud upfront and we can be fairly sure he'll waste most of the chances that come his way, how great was it seeing Arsene sitting on the bench ****ting it and biting away at his nails after our goal went in as well

[King Gizzard]

How can Arsene say this will be Arsenals main striker next season

Such a stubborn pollock

[Drew.]

Didn't even celebrate that equalizer, we don't deserve anything from this game based on that first half performance. We aren't going to get anywhere with Giroud next season, the sooner hes gone the better.

[Drew.]

More ****ing like it

[Locke.]

The poster is being sellotaped back together and thrown up on the bedroom wall as we speak

[MTVN]

Well that all went to sh*t a bit second half, pretty sloppy defensively, could do with big Ginge back

Didn't help Arsenal kicking the sh*t out of our men all night mind, if Jarvis wasn't such an honest bloke we'd have had a pen and Nocerino must have been taken out about five times tonight. Arsene could do with having a word with his lads before someone seriously gets hurt

[Brother Leon]

Giroud>>

Top link up play.

[King Gizzard]

Villa suspend their assistant managers pending internal investigation.

Seems they were ***** who no one liked and it seems a bit like they're trying to take the attention away from Lambo

Rumours of a guy worth 48 billion buying us as well

[King Gizzard]

Worth 10x more than Kroenke and Malcolm Glazer, good stuff

[Shaun]

for the millionth time

why is podolski not used as a striker :facepalm:

[Drew.]

Wenger tried him as a striker and he had no movement or hold up play.. he works much better playing behind a striker, i'd still play him as a striker ahead of Giroud though hes one of the best finishers in the league.

[Shaun]

I'm sure I read somewhere he's actually the best in terms of shots-to-goals ratios.

[Brother Leon]

Giroud is better than Podolski at close to everything, but shooting tbh and even then Giroud is 5* instinctive finisher.

[Drew.]

Yeah but his consistency is so ****, he gets a stupid amount of clear opportunities which he misses.

[Locke.]

Etihad empty again

[King Gizzard]

etihad empty again

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[Drew.]

Wigan get more than that

I think i may be starting to like Pulis

[Locke.]

Sunderland played better than City in that first half, had about 5 chances and just can't finish.

Wickham off, Giaccherini on, Borini through the center. Chop chop Gus.

[Drew.]

Palace 2-0 :joker: i knew Everton wouldn't have it in them, but throwing 4th away to their easiest fixture.

[Ryan57]

FFS, Roberto.

[Ryan57]

Naismith!

[Brother Leon]

456510333499092992

Oh dear.

[Drew.]

JEROME!!!!

[Ryan57]

Pathetic.

[Drew.]

Right now come on Sunderland

[Locke.]

Wickham!!!!!!!!!!! WICKHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drew.]

I dont believe it

[Ryan57]

Martinez continuing Moyes' bottling legacy.

[Ryan57]

OH FFS! This season really is getting worse and worse.

[Drew.]

Gerrard is probably crying looking at these scores

[Shaun]

:amazed:

[Ryan57]

Osman, useless piece of piss.

[Drew.]

Palace are actually playing decent football too, this is completely different to how Pulis had Stoke playing.

[Ryan57]

Awesome save from Speroni has probably secured it for Palace.

[Locke.]

WICKHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[Ryan57]

Maybe not. YES!

[Locke.]

YOU BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ryan57]

City's season basically done now.

[Brother Leon]

City :joker:


200m investment pending.

[Shaun]

oh Mannone.

[Ryan57]

What a wank night of football.

[Shaun]

but yay Palace <3 should put an end to those 5th place worries

[Locke.]

3 wins and a draw now enough to win us the title, 100% record is no longer needed

[Drew.]

Poor BBfan and Wannashag thinking 4th was actually possible with their remaining fixtures, and they cock up with their easiest one.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/2808dd7677d775e70ee42e485c40ed31/tumblr_n3ckqsLFU31r5usojo1_250.gif

[Brother Leon]

Liverpool's title.


-pukes-

[Ryan57]

http://i.imgur.com/IhMyP5v.png

Someone's an Everton fan.

[Shaun]

456533368490835969

*assumes he hasn't seen the Granada/Barca result*

[Ryan57]

Pellegrini is getting a right bollocking on Blue Moon tonight.

'i dont know if its all about Pelegrini,but tonight i hate him,i hate new crest,etihad stadium,my wife ,my life,scousers,chelsea,rugs.... everything and everyone ..... :('

Rofl.