Premier League 13/14

[Brother Leon]

He will go to the SPL I think.

[Ryan57]

Moyes fancies himself in Bundesliga. Was close to going to Schalke once if I'm not mistaken

Yeah, Schalke wanted him at one time. If he went there, Dortmund fans would love it with how Moyes bends over in big games.

[King Gizzard]

He will go to the SPL I think.

He's better than that still, some team would take him based on his time at Everton alone. Newcastle maybe

[Drew.]

Newcastle

[Ryan57]

Newcastle get Moyes, United get Klopp. Everyone's a winner...


well, Sunderland fans more so than Newcastle.

[Drew.]

We want Klopp :fist:

[Ryan57]

Would probably wank myself into a coma if we got Klopp. Klopp and £200 million... the stuff in which dreams are made of.


And it'll remain a dream.

[Shaun]

we should carry on with tradition and get some dweeby-looking bloke from a Japanese team

[King Gizzard]

Klopp is perfect for Arsenal

[King Gizzard]

Almost too perfect

[King Gizzard]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlsjZFvIgAAlEg5.jpg

Jesus Christ he looks at a push 11 years old

[Ryan57]

we should carry on with tradition and get some dweeby-looking bloke from a Japanese team

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3503687131/b52c4607df429f939e6faa5962a597c3.jpeg

Just change his shirt and you've the best looking manager in the league. Already lifted a Premier League trophy as well.

[King Gizzard]

we should carry on with tradition and get some dweeby-looking bloke from a Japanese team

Well, Wenger does want Dragan Stojkovic to take over from him, who is Nagoya manager now

[Shaun]

my mum thought he looked really young too nathan

it was the only thing she pointed out whilst watching earlier

[Ryan57]

The Sun reporting the board have doubts. More and more papers covering it. Make Bank Holiday Monday the greatest Bank Holiday ever, Malcolm.

[Ryan57]

Give Dion the job. Dubes all round.

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/article-1286452252319-0b83f03e000005dc-697294_636x340.jpg

Each side of the Dube representing an emotion.

[King Gizzard]

Dube-ious goals panel

[Ryan57]

L1CgJvFyjow

If it's good enough for Stevie, it's good enough for me.

[Brother Leon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BldN01ZIgAAIz0H.jpg

[King Gizzard]

Our new co owners own the Texas Rangers and believe in promoting youth and financial prudence

Goody

[Brother Leon]

"Promoting Youth"

Lambert 6 year contract.

[King Gizzard]

Hope he gets the sack and we go for Rosler. My #1 person I want

[Shaun]

ew burnley

[King Gizzard]

How long do we give Dyche next season, 3 months?

[Drew.]

December

[Samuel.]

United hiring an ex-player would be disastrous

fingers crossed

[Locke.]

Oh dear West Ham

http://i.imgur.com/2UlAiDq.jpg

[MTVN]

Yeah considering that + the fact Sam has actually had loads of money at his disposal he shouldn't really be that surprised when the fans expect to do and play better than how we have been

As far as the David's are concerned though the only thing that matters is still being a Prem club till we move stadium, so they'll probably still keep chucking money at him

[Drew.]

Barca fans in spain voted on a poll and 50% of them want Fabregas gone, Wengers last job before he leaves needs to be a cash + Vermaelen swap for him.

[King Gizzard]

Christ, Pellegrini should ask for a raise, that and he needs a new agent

[King Gizzard]

458303107579932672

[Locke.]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/a9f454c467e54c34c72929621cebb358/tumblr_mu9j2tbDMv1sncywgo1_500.jpg

[MTVN]

Zabaleta!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MTVN]

Aguero!!!!!!!!!

[Drew.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlxKSgnIUAEB1Cz.jpg

[Locke.]

Dorrans!!!!!!!!!

[MTVN]

Etihad dead again

[Black Dagger]

Remember when people made out as if Demichelis is a terrible player just because he runs a little bit quicker than me. Dark times.

[Ryan57]

Jamie Redknapp has said that Manchester City should try and sign John Terry this summer.

Terry’s contract expires at the end of the season and he is yet to agree terms on a new deal.

“I wonder if Manchester City would consider a daring raid. If they could pull it off, they get to weaken one of their rivals and they end up with Terry and Vincent Kompany in a mighty partnership,” he wrote in his Daily Mail column.

“It would take a minimum two-year contract to drag Terry from Stamford Bridge, where you can imagine he would ideally like to finish his career as a one-club player. I can’t see him leaving, but I can see City — who have tried to sign him before — enjoying the mischief.

“Terry in another club’s shirt seems unimaginable…or does it?”

Good ol' Jamie.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj7IwNjIAAAx99u.jpg

[Ryan57]

Everton's main target, along with Lukaku, this summer is Tom Cleverley. Martinez will bid for him, apparently.

[Brother Leon]

Everton's main target, along with Lukaku, this summer is Tom Cleverley. Martinez will bid for him, apparently.

He will do well there if so. I ain't even taking the piss. Same people making that petition will be part of the "If he played for top 4 club he would be in the squad" brigade.

[Ryan57]

Yeah, I think he would. Would like him to stay. Believe he could be a good squad player. Maybe under a better manager he'd get more confidence. If only he could return to the old Tom.

[MTVN]

Think you two have been enjoying one too many beers celebrating the Moyes news

[Ryan57]

Tomorrow, if he's sacked, will be the best day since my Dad's sperm entered my Mother to create myself.

[GiRTh]

Think you two have been enjoying one too many beers celebrating the Moyes news:joker:

I agree the two of them are full of charity tonight.

[Brother Leon]

For real though. People forget the glimpses he showed in 2011 playing with Anderson,Nani and Welbeck, Touch and go passing, it was quality. Him and Anderson ripped City,Chelsea,Arsenal and Spurs apart at the start of that season. For whatever reason his confidence has vanished though. Martinez I think could bring that back from him. He would do well in a midfield 3 imo.

Even last season, he had a couple good games (Away at Etihad off the top of my head)

[Drew.]

Mirallas out for the rest of the season, Evertons dream of a 4th placed finish have just crumbled even more.

[Alf]

Mirallas out for the rest of the season, Evertons dream of a 4th placed finish have just crumbled even more.
Stop clutching at straws, it's just an opportunity for somebody else to come in and do their bit.

We're coming for that forth place you better believe it and your team is gonna need the bollox for the fight to beat us to it.

[Drew.]

Not even worried, 4th will be cemented this weekend when Lallana crushes any hopes you have left.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02729/Adam-Lallana_AI_2729724b.jpg

[Brother Leon]

Jose resting the whole team against Liverpool unless "Roman over rules" him. Liverpool's title confirmed.

[Black Dagger]

**** off Jose.

[Black Dagger]

If only Pellegrini didn't underestimate teams at the start of the season </3. ****ing Cardiff, least they're about to get relegated, good riddance.

[Alf]

This is for all you Man Utd fans, who treated our Moysey with disrespect.


And for Locke and Jesus to say congratulations on your boys winning the title.

a9sFd3Ennhs

[King Gizzard]

Jose resting the whole team against Liverpool unless "Roman over rules" him. Liverpool's title confirmed.

I'm not the one for believing in mind games but this is definitely one of them, bet he will play a strong side

[Locke.]

Rumours doing the rounds Utd have agreed a £30m deal for Shaw and will be paying him 100k a week....

[Drew.]

100k a week at the age of 18

[Drew.]

Terrible news though, hope it doesn't happen.

[Ryan57]

Title race will be over this weekend then. Shame.

[Brother Leon]

**** me. We are getting ripped off.

[Brother Leon]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01874/454447249_1874244a.jpg

Much prefer to sign this man for cheaper tbh.

[MTVN]

Even if Liverpool beat Chelsea they are still going to get done over by Pulis' boys

[Ryan57]

Twitter rumour that Van Gaal will be announced as United's new manager tonight, along with the signings of Carvalho and Shaw.

:smug:

[Locke.]

£30m and 100k a week on an 18 year old and a 35 year old at center back. An emerging pattern of your summer, hopefully http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/smilies/smug.png

[Ryan57]

Woodward will be next out the door if he *****s up again this summer.

[Drew.]

£30m doesn't surprise me anymore, those types of figures are so common now, it's the wage for someone that age which is mental.

[Ryan57]

It's our only chance of signing top players, so hopefully we prise other top players by offering a stupid amount in wages.

[MTVN]

Moyesy having the last laugh wrapping up those deals and wasting more of United's money before he was given the boot

[Ryan57]

Barcelona fans have yet again overwhelmingly backed selling Cesc Fabregas to Manchester United. First Catalan newspaper Sport asked their readers if the sale should happen and 80% of 16,619 said yes. That was followed by Catalan newspaper Mundo Deportivo being more direct and asking 'Would you sell Cesc Fabregas to Manchester United for €30m?' and again 80%, this time of 6807 voters so far, said 'Yes!'.

Not that fans will make a difference of course, but I didn't realise that they dislike him.

[Locke.]

Meanwhile, Spurs themselves are looking to add to their defence and have made former Arsenal star Kolo Toure, now at Liverpool, their number one target

Well

[Drew.]

Wenger doing the wise thing and spending less than half of what Shaw is worth on someone who has just as much potential

http://ssl.saintsfc.co.uk/Images/ProductImages/NEW%20PCS%20SITE/Profile/Thumb_Calum%20Chambers.jpg

[Ryan57]

And David Moyes to become their new manager.

[Brother Leon]

£30m and 100k a week on an 18 year old and a 35 year old at center back. An emerging pattern of your summer, hopefully http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/smilies/smug.png

Sporting's Carvalho...not the bloody ex Chelsea defender :joker:


Shaw is robbery though considering what it can get for that.

[Locke.]

**** sake lol, that makes more sense

[Brother Leon]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZoWiV1PE4JQ/U1MBA8hRKjI/AAAAAAAACbg/CkQvth-9jcE/s1600/Sir.William.corte.2.HQ.gif

What Afro twat should be doing.

[Ryan57]

Is Carvalho as good with his elbows though?

[Locke.]

http://vimeo.com/92846254 Best video on the internet

[James]

Jose resting the whole team against Liverpool unless "Roman over rules" him. Liverpool's title confirmed.

Mourinho's come out with some strange stuff recently.

Anyone else noticed that?

[Jemal]

Fabregas has lost hes spark. I hope we dont spend over 25m on him.

[Brother Leon]

Mourinho's come out with some strange stuff recently.

Anyone else noticed that?

Yeah. Was weird how he bought out Roman in public like that. He's generally seemed pretty miserable this season though.

[BBfanUSA]

Tim Howard tells ESPN FC that he plans on retiring from playing when his contract, which goes to 2018, expires.
http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1797875?cc=5901

[Ryan57]

I use to love Howard when he was at United. Despite the errors, still preferred him to Roy 'effin Carroll. :idc:

[BBfanUSA]

He's going to retire as a legend in US fans' eyes.

This really isn't devestating to the US in future WCs as well, Brad Guzan's the backup keeper.

I had a feeling he would, he's been doing a bunch of in booth analyst work for the US broadcasts of some games this year (Depends on the game and if Everton is playing on Saturday), imagine he'll go into punditry in the US. (He was awkward during the first game he did but he has improved)

[MTVN]

What a great weekend of football we are in for lads

[Locke.]

Ah yes, today should be a thrilling day for the relegation battle. Big wins for Fulham, Swansea and West Brom, Norwich getting a point at Old Trafford, and Villa, Hull and West Ham being dragged into deep trouble. Let us not forget Everton's valiant win against Southampton to knock Arsenal out of 4th again. And of course, tomorrows title clash which Liverpool will win with ease.

A thrilling weekend indeed.

[King Gizzard]

You horrible bastard I wanted Liverpool to win the league as well

[King Gizzard]

Tim Howard tells ESPN FC that he plans on retiring from playing when his contract, which goes to 2018, expires.
http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1797875?cc=5901

Not really news is it, he'd be 39 then

Can't believe he's 35 now

[Locke.]

Rodgers: "Young players don’t get the opportunity there. That’s one thing you can rule out – there certainly won’t be kids playing.”

Mourinho doesn't know what has hit him, Brendan has been getting him all week

[MTVN]

http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/06d169a0cc7611e39d4f0002c9d079ec_8.jpg

The greatest beard in football

[Black Dagger]

Hope Chelsea win now tomorrow, never thought I'd want Chelsea to win so badly. Brendan can **** off after his dig at us as well :idc:

[Drew.]

Right, biggest game of the weekend up first. Lallana to end all hopes and dreams Everton had of finishing fourth.

[Drew.]

Get in, what a start

[Alf]

ooops

Terrible start, we're now gonna have to escape from Alcaraz

[MTVN]

Everton the bottlers

[Alf]

Everton the bottlers
They've only been playing 5 minutes, talk about talking too soon.
Patience Young Man

[MTVN]

That's true it could still get a lot worse

[Drew.]

And it has got worse!!!

[Drew.]

Amazing :joker:

[MTVN]

:joker: they are falling apart

[Alf]

Who needs Rodriguez when they have our back four?

[Alf]

Amazing :joker:
Newcastle are due a win

[Drew.]

Sorry shag, you've thrown it all away, just as i predicted.

[Alf]

:joker: they are falling apart
You just worry about your daunting trip to The Hawthorns

[BBfanUSA]

Not really news is it, he'd be 39 then

Can't believe he's 35 now

I know, when the news of his contract came out, I even said that he's going to retire when that expires. This just confirms it.

And WHAT THE HELL? EVerton's scoring but it's in the wrong end.

Really hope Arsenal slips up (No chance of that happening against Newcastle though :( )

[Ryan57]

Two own goals. Deary me.

[Locke.]

Bloody Everton. They won't feel obliged to do us a favour against Lucas's scummy bastards next week now. Looks like we'll have to rely on Pulis and the lads at Selhurst

[Brother Leon]

"Does Liverpool going from 7th to champions inspire you?"

"No. We are Man United. We should be inspired due to that. No one else"

This is why Evra is a impossible to hate :worship:

Interviewer must of thought he was talking to fooking Moyes.

[King Gizzard]

Good ol Merse, bigging up Bolasie for England when he's a Congo International

[Ryan57]

Probably pissed again.

[Alf]

Keep us updated with any goals in the Everton match please.

I'm watching the Rugby League

[Ryan57]

3-0. Pahars has scored a screamer.

[BBfanUSA]

The Feed just went out over here.

Has it for you?

[Drew.]

Good job it has for you, Boruc has just made it 3-0

[BBfanUSA]

It's back it's 2-0 still you friggin idiots.

[Locke.]

Are you sure you're not a few minutes behind? :S

[BBfanUSA]

What minute? It's at the 88th here.

[Ryan57]

Niemi just pulled off a cracking save.

[MTVN]

NAISMITH!!!!!!!

[Drew.]

The BBC can't get enough of my tweets

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27156914

[Ryan57]

Would print screen that myself.

[Black Dagger]

Everton </3.

I wanted them to get top 4. And they face us next week (and obviously I want us to win) so that is basically their chance over </3.

[Alf]

Well that's that then.

Any other year we'd have made the top 4, but sadly the strength of the league is poor and the gap between a select few and the rest of the league is too big.

But first season for Martinez and a couple of tweeks to the squad in the summer and we'll be challenging with the money clubs again next season.

Arsenal will definitely get the forth place now, It's impossible for Newcastle to take anything from them on Monday.

[MTVN]

In 2 hours time we will have secured Premier league football for another season, what a good feeling that is

[Drew.]

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[MTVN]

****ing hell we are ****

[Jesus.]

Well that's that then.

Any other year we'd have made the top 4, but sadly the strength of the league is poor and the gap between a select few and the rest of the league is too big.

But first season for Martinez and a couple of tweeks to the squad in the summer and we'll be challenging with the money clubs again next season.

Arsenal will definitely get the forth place now, It's impossible for Newcastle to take anything from them on Monday.

Really great season from Everton. I thought Martinez would struggle, but he's completely blown my prediction out of the water. Another rebuild in the summer needed with players you'll lose. I'd prefer Everton to get 4th, and that's something I couldn't have imagined myself admitting.

Beat those petro-billionaires to really cap off a good season for you.

[Marcus.]

1-1

[MTVN]

Sounds like Shelvey has outdone Rooney's long range goal

[Ryan57]

Not quite as good.

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[Jesus.]

Shelveys' goal.


https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/12283C50421071846998359281664_1398522432708cb4f9e6 73f.mp4.mp4?versionId=JqnOGz7ruXzZEc_0qnhqxmUmPn6a KdJy

[Drew.]

Shelveys > Rooneys

[MTVN]

Much better than Rooney's

[MTVN]

A very loud "**** off Sam Allardyce" being struck up by our fans again

[MTVN]

Along with this banner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmJ86_eCIAAHFt_.jpg

[Drew.]

:joker:

[Samuel.]

Not sure I've seen fans as ungrateful as West Ham's

[MTVN]

Haven't really got much to be grateful for tbf, Sam has been entrusted with time and money by the board and we've been terrible all season apart from a bit of a fluky win streak in February.

Sam will moan about injuries but we've had pretty much everyone fit the last few weeks and been awful, and it was his fault we had no back up to Carroll at the start of the season as well. The media all make it out to be fans annoyed at not playing 'the West Ham way' but it isn't even all about that, I don't really mind direct football but it's been completely ineffective recently

[Locke.]

FULHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drew.]

Get in Fulham.. the 3 sides in the relegation zone now will be going down.

[MTVN]

Not Joe Cole ffs

[Brother Leon]

Yes Fulham!


Villa in abit of danger again though :(

[Jesus.]

http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/06d169a0cc7611e39d4f0002c9d079ec_8.jpg

The greatest beard in football

Wrong.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/4/26/1398524389898/528e8056-2c20-4b35-99bc-141ec47f9194-460x276.jpeg

[Ryan57]

Haven't really got much to be grateful for tbf, Sam has been entrusted with time and money by the board and we've been terrible all season apart from a bit of a fluky win streak in February.

Sam will moan about injuries but we've had pretty much everyone fit the last few weeks and been awful, and it was his fault we had no back up to Carroll at the start of the season as well. The media all make it out to be fans annoyed at not playing 'the West Ham way' but it isn't even all about that, I don't really mind direct football but it's been completely ineffective recently

Would you take Moyes as his replacement? srs.

[Alf]

Come on ye Hull!

[MTVN]

Would you take Moyes as his replacement? srs.

Nah I wouldn't, a lot of our fans see to want him though

[Brother Leon]

Oh dear Fulham.

[Ryan57]

Nah I wouldn't, a lot of our fans see to want him though

Yeah. Heard one on the radio saying he'd take him in a heartbeat. The issue is he won't play good football.

[MTVN]

Terrible, that and Palace have been our worst two performances of the season probably, think Sam knows he's not gonna stay and the players cant be bothered anymore

Going to have to hope Giggsy's boys can make us a bit more secure now

[Alf]

Aston Villa are lucky that there's so many poor teams in the league this season.

[Alf]

Good point for Hull today, more or less certain of Premier League football next year, they can now just concentrate on the cup final and putting together a game plan to beat Arsenal.

[BBfanUSA]

I think I know why Everton lost today, Rebecca Lowe isn't on the US broadcast.

RVP isn't included in the lineup? Giggs Out

[MTVN]

Still injured isnt he, or was that sarcasm :suspect:

Fellaini not even on the bench, good old Giggsy

[Drew.]

He's only been back in training a day

[Brother Leon]

Moyes' signings not starting and one of them not even in the squad :laugh:

[BBfanUSA]

I was being Sarcastic.

Although I didn't realize he was injured again.

[Jesus.]

So come on Ryan Giggs
called daddy by your brothers kids
Go wild, wild, wild.

[Drew.]

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[Drew.]

Not sure if it is actually him or a really good lookalike

[Brother Leon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmKd4VICAAAL8H-.jpg

:joker:

[Locke.]

That was the most boring half of football I've watched this season

[Drew.]

Time to switch to Leverkusen - Dortmund

[Shaun]

cheeky gits all waiting to score until Moyes has gone

[AnnieK]

Utd look like they want to play again....

[Brother Leon]

Everyone looks happy again..nice to see.

[AnnieK]

^ I've just said the same thing.

[Ryan57]

First half was a bit dull. Second much better. A good improvement over Moyes' crap.

[Brother Leon]

Most shots this season and most on target since 2011. Good ol' Giggsy.

[MTVN]

Keeping United's Europa League dreams alive

[Ryan57]

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[King Gizzard]

Collymoore tweeted Moyes wants the Villa job then deleted it


It begins

[Black Dagger]

I think it's the 5th time I've seen 'UNITED ARE BACK' tweets after beating a lower side this season, ****ing hell.

[MTVN]

Apparently Big Sam has been taking down pictures of Bobby More and Geoff Hurst at West Ham and replacing them with pictures of himself and Nolan lol

Not sure if bull or not

[Locke.]

Liverpool Exposé ‏@LFCExpose 4m
The Ramones are doing a street gig at 2:00am outside the Chelsea hotel apparently. Brilliant.

**** sakes :joker:

[Legend killer]

Can honestly say I am embarrassed about being a United fan for the first time since the MUTV episode debacle (still to this day know one has seen this alleged disgusting rant by Keane)

Not giving Moyes a proper pre-season with the team which he didn't have last year and a stable transfer team which again he didn't have last year is very poor. If this approach had been taking with Fergie rather then SIR the letters beside his name would have been JSA

My main gripe however is with the bunch off whiney pre-Madonna's in this team summed up best by that fat **** Wayne. David stuck his neck out for fatty against Fergie's will even gave him a HUGE pay rise and he repay's him by putting in some of the worst performances ever seen in a United shirt

[Brother Leon]

"Kagawa off for Young...that'll be a good one lolz"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmKxkX3IIAAMW06.jpg:large

[Ryan57]

The most embarrassing thing was the fact Everton fans, Liverpool fans, Arsenal fans, Chelsea fans, City fans and some United fans knew Moyes wasn't upto it before he'd even got his feet under the table.

[Legend killer]

Also Keane is being proved more right by the day in regards to Fergie and his power trip. Why he finds the need to come out and publically and give a different view then the club officially gave regarding Van Gaal the other day is baffling.

I'm actually hoping Van Gaal does come purely to the fact because of his prestige and ego Fergie will simply not be allowed to stick his beak in like he did with Moyes. Not being funny Fergie you left this team in an awful ****ing state with your transfer policy in your last 3 years so please ****

[Legend killer]

Players playing for Giggs as they are afraid he will shag there wife or sister

[Ryan57]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmKRCe-CMAAeEuZ.jpg

[Legend killer]

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Should have been more concerned NEVER talking to Ashley Young's agent and speaking a bit more with Pogba's when he was at the club rather then sticking his beak in outside it

[Legend killer]

Too many glory hunting fans wanting heads as soon as success is not being achieved smh. This was always going to be a transitional period are you going to cry when we don't win the league again next year. SMH should we be so low in the league OF COURSE NOT but I would say that is a lot more down to players like Fatty.Ashley Patrice Rio , Cleverly , Tony , RVP playing like utter tripe. The performances vs Bayern earned Moyes a clean lease of life for next year easily forgotten that if Danny could hit a barn door and if Fatty wasn't a waste of space could have quite easily beat Bayern

[Ryan57]

Moyes is tactically inept. He pulled his trousers down and was happily raped in the ass by Pellegrini and Rodgers. Away to Everton, Martinez knew how to beat him easily. He never had the dressing room so what use would more time of been?

We'd of been rebuilding a whole squad as so many disliked the useless twat. He never deserved the job. No other top team went for him and numerous rival fans saw it coming and they were correct.

Thank goodness he's gone. He can go and 'we played well', after getting beaten, elsewhere.

Edit: And Steve Round and Jimmy Lumsden. It was like one big joke. A no mark of a manager along with wank coaching staff. Too negative to ever make it at a top team.

[Legend killer]

Moyes is tactically inept. He pulled his trousers down and was happily raped in the ass by Pellegrini and Rodgers. Away to Everton, Martinez knew how to beat him easily. He never had the dressing room so what use would more time of been?

We'd of been rebuilding a whole squad as so many disliked the useless twat. He never deserved the job. No other top team went for him and numerous rival fans saw it coming and they were correct.

Thank goodness he's gone. He can go and 'we played well', after getting beaten, elsewhere.

Edit: And Steve Round and Jimmy Lumsden. It was like one big joke. A no mark of a manager along with wank coaching staff. Too negative to ever make it at a top team.

Need I remind you of Fergie's Wembley champions league final masterpiece easily the worst tactical performance of the last 50 years. Fergie is widely known as being pretty poor tactically FFS he let the fat waiter bend him over smh however what he had going was he was a good man manager which is the most important thing as a manager.

Moyes also had this talent go look at his time with Everton but even Gandhi would struggle to motivate slobs like Patrice Ashley and Fatty. Also unlike what some of you would like to suggest Moyes is very good at spotting talent brought in many many amazing players on a shoestring budget. Sure he ****ed up with Fellani saga but deserves some slack of having a new transfer team behind him. Fergie has DONE MUCH WORSE OVER THE YEARS Pogba Ashley Tony Blanc Djemba ****ing Djemba yet get's a lot less heat

Yes he brought in a rubbish team but if you think Mike ****ing Phelan would have made a difference you are sadly mistaken

[Ryan57]

Fergie gets less heat as he brought in a heck of a lot of good players. Silly to compare the transfer records of both as their years at the club, thankfully, are like chalk and cheese.

And this shoestring budget thing is a huge exaggeration. Has been cited constantly for years about his time at Everton.

£15 million on Fellaini.
£11.25m on Yakubu.
£8m on Andy Johnson.
£6m on James Beattie.

= £40.25 million ON those players ALONE.

Jurgen Klopp total cost of Champions League runners up = £35 million. That is what you call a shoe string budget.

[Locke.]

Formby hall hotel has been invaded by 2000 scousers, Mourinho is being carried down the street

[Legend killer]

Players like Merrilas(sp) Coleman were bought for pennies (coleman was 200k I think) and would walk into this United team that Fergie left. Moyes was also a lot better at getting value for money once a player leaves

I can tell you one thing for sure Bringing in Young to replace Giggs Tony to replace Ronnie and letting Pogba go is a dam site worse then Moyes bringing in Fellani who was targeted by a few big teams and is one of the first name's on the team sheet for one of the best countries in world football.

Fergie did bring in some great players but it's not as if these were un earthed gems no one had heard about. Roonie Eric and Roy(3 biggest signings) were all known about and chased by many team. The fact he let Pogba go and when he did bring in players no one had heard about Djemba Djemba worryingly they were god awful

Moyes showed signs which should have given him another year. The fact

A. Addressed our midfield as wank and tried to do something about it Woodward to blame for last summer mainly

b. Actually went after WC talent ala fab thiago Mata unlike Fergie in his latter years

c. knew Evra was rubbish and tried to replace

D. promoted youth if you think Adnana would have got look in under Fergie take a look at Pogba fiasco

[Brother Leon]

Don't bother Ryan. You are talking to someone that wanted Moyes to replace Fergje years ago :joker:

Inb4LolzPogbaLolz

[Ryan57]

I can tell you one thing for sure Bringing in Young to replace Giggs Tony to replace Ronnie and letting Pogba go is a dam site worse then Moyes bringing in Fellani who was targeted by a few big teams and is one of the first name's on the team sheet for one of the best countries in world football.

Fergie did bring in some great players but it's not as if these were un earthed gems no one had heard about. Roonie Eric and Roy(3 biggest signings) were all known about and chased by many team. The fact he let Pogba go and when he did bring in players no one had heard about Djemba Djemba worryingly they were god awful

Moyes showed signs which should have given him another year. The fact

A. Addressed our midfield as wank and tried to do something about it Woodward to blame for last summer mainly

b. Actually went after WC talent ala fab thiago Mata unlike Fergie in his latter years

c. knew Evra was rubbish and tried to replace

D. promoted youth if you think Adnana would have got look in under Fergie take a look at Pogba fiasco

Fellaini targeted by big teams yet if he was sold tomorrow not a single big one would come in. Arsenal, luckily for them, chose not to sign the useless piece of crap.

A. Addressed it as being wank yet signs a wank player to fix it. Good one, Dave.

B. Went after world class talent yet put in a useless bid for Fabregas. And he didn't go for Thiago, he decided against him.

C. Tries to replace Evra publically, good move. Does he replace him? No.

D. Promoted youth. One player? Yet ignores Zaha, Fabio and Lingard.

I believe that's 5-0 to me now. Locke and Leon can confirm it.

[Ryan57]

This now makes it 31-0 to myself.

1. Negative tactics.

2. Useless team line ups.

3. Deems 89 crosses to be fine in a match.

4. 'We'll make it hard for them' before the Newcastle match. We're Manchester United, ffs.
'We aspire to be as good as City'...

5. Blows £27.5 million on an average carthorse in midfield.

6. Dithers on Thiago Alcantara then loses him.

7. Cuts off the deal for Ezequial Garay.

8. 'It's like we're playing against the referees as well'

9. 'We're 5 or 6 world class players away from winning the Champions League' Says that in September, that's really going to inspire players.

10. Sticks his cock in Rooney's arse and bows down to him, with no balls to ever sub him.

11. Takes the champions from 1st to 7th.

12. Deems the fault(s) to be everything/everyone barring his useless tactics.

13. 'I think there was a lack of mental toughness' after the Fulham game. Lack of mental toughness from players who have done something in their career won Premier League titles and Champions Leagues... as opposed to a man who's career highlight is a Division 2 title.

14. Everton improve in his absence, we go down hill. Ironic much?

15. Blows £37 million on Juan Mata when he's a player that wasn't needed and puts him on the wing. Nice move.

16. 'I think any manager would of struggled with this team, even Sir Alex'... really, David? You think Jose or Pep, two people who's tactically knowledge couldn't be written down on a postage stamp, unlike yours, would of struggled?

17. Plays Ashley Young.

18. Installing a 'high tech scouting system at Carrington which includes iPads and analytics, yet has nothing to show for it

19. Getting worse as the season goes on.

20. Trying. So much 'we'll try' yet so little trying actually occurred.

21. Outdated training methods.

22. “I wanted to give everybody a chance to play”

Wilfried Zaha, Fabio da Silva, Anderson, Nani, Shinji Kagawa, and Hernández. Gave those players all and excellent chance.

23. Thrashed by City, twice.

24. Training methods are 'how can we stop the opposition' rather than 'how can we beat the opposition'.

26. And last, but not least, diabolical football.

I shall leave the topic there as I feel David has enough on his plate without me adding to it. And you're one of the few fans he has left, so I don't want him losing any of the 7 of you.

[Brother Leon]

LK getting slaughtered as Per.

[MTVN]

Pretty comprehensive that, Ryan wins

[Legend killer]

Don't bother Ryan. You are talking to someone that wanted Moyes to replace Fergje years ago :joker:

Inb4LolzPogbaLolz

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MpHzyRF5d7w/UaX4CjvFHrI/AAAAAAAAL4c/TB0ndiqnbT0/s1600/Paul+Pogba.jpg

"Scholes Giggs Clev and Fat Ando are all better then Pogba. Not as good as he thinks he is and will be forgotten very soon"

"Fergie was right to play Rafeal and Park ahead of Pogba"

[Black Dagger]

You also missed "we aspire to be like City"

What a beautiful moment that was.

[Black Dagger]

Oh wait no, it's #4

[Legend killer]

Fellaini targeted by big teams yet if he was sold tomorrow not a single big one would come in. Arsenal, luckily for them, chose not to sign the useless piece of crap.

A. Addressed it as being wank yet signs a wank player to fix it. Good one, Dave.

B. Went after world class talent yet put in a useless bid for Fabregas. And he didn't go for Thiago, he decided against him.

C. Tries to replace Evra publically, good move. Does he replace him? No.

D. Promoted youth. One player? Yet ignores Zaha, Fabio and Lingard.

I believe that's 5-0 to me now. Locke and Leon can confirm it.

A. Wank yet is FIRST NAME ON TEAM SHEET for one of the best football nations. Wank yet is an improvement on every CM Fergie left at the club bar Carrick who has been just as rubbish this year

b. Bought Mata who is genuine world class so I don't see the point in trying to suggest he didn't go after WC players lol facepalm. Put in a bid for a world class cm PLEASE CONFIRM when Fergie last did that FACEPLAM

C. Yeah no doubt publically trying to replace Evra had a negative impact on his play and the reason he stopped defending LOOOOOL. Funnily enough his crossing and final ball improved this year

D. ONE PLAYER you act like that's a bad thing??? If Fergie had the same attitude Pogba would still be at club SO AGAIN WHAT'S YOUR POINT LAD. Have you been watching Cardiff???? has been utter wank and been on bench most of time another poor Fergie signing. Is Fabio the same player who got no game time under Fergie likewise Lingard????

Poor poor stuff jesus Christ

[Brother Leon]

"He's not good enough to have a guarenteed starter clause on his contract and if that is what he is demanding then it's right to play Park etc instead". That was my quote.

Not even Ronaldo had a clause to promise him being in the first XI...never mind someone that was stinking up the reserves that season(you never mention that as his fanboy..weird) or league cup.

[Legend killer]

This now makes it 31-0 to myself.

1. Negative tactics.

2. Useless team line ups.

3. Deems 89 crosses to be fine in a match.

4. 'We'll make it hard for them' before the Newcastle match. We're Manchester United, ffs.
'We aspire to be as good as City'...

5. Blows £27.5 million on an average carthorse in midfield.

6. Dithers on Thiago Alcantara then loses him.

7. Cuts off the deal for Ezequial Garay.

8. 'It's like we're playing against the referees as well'

9. 'We're 5 or 6 world class players away from winning the Champions League' Says that in September, that's really going to inspire players.

10. Sticks his cock in Rooney's arse and bows down to him, with no balls to ever sub him.

11. Takes the champions from 1st to 7th.

12. Deems the fault(s) to be everything/everyone barring his useless tactics.

13. 'I think there was a lack of mental toughness' after the Fulham game. Lack of mental toughness from players who have done something in their career won Premier League titles and Champions Leagues... as opposed to a man who's career highlight is a Division 2 title.

14. Everton improve in his absence, we go down hill. Ironic much?

15. Blows £37 million on Juan Mata when he's a player that wasn't needed and puts him on the wing. Nice move.

16. 'I think any manager would of struggled with this team, even Sir Alex'... really, David? You think Jose or Pep, two people who's tactically knowledge couldn't be written down on a postage stamp, unlike yours, would of struggled?

17. Plays Ashley Young.

18. Installing a 'high tech scouting system at Carrington which includes iPads and analytics, yet has nothing to show for it

19. Getting worse as the season goes on.

20. Trying. So much 'we'll try' yet so little trying actually occurred.

21. Outdated training methods.

22. “I wanted to give everybody a chance to play”

Wilfried Zaha, Fabio da Silva, Anderson, Nani, Shinji Kagawa, and Hernández. Gave those players all and excellent chance.

23. Thrashed by City, twice.

24. Training methods are 'how can we stop the opposition' rather than 'how can we beat the opposition'.

26. And last, but not least, diabolical football.

I shall leave the topic there as I feel David has enough on his plate without me adding to it. And you're one of the few fans he has left, so I don't want him losing any of the 7 of you.

Stopped reading we don't need a world class creative player according to you????

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[Legend killer]

"He's not good enough to have a guarenteed starter clause on his contract and if that is what he is demanding then it's right to play Park etc instead". That was my quote.

Not even Ronaldo had a clause to promise him being in the first XI...never mind someone that was stinking up the reserves that season(you never mention that as his fanboy..weird) or league cup.

Giggs Scholes Clev and Fat Ando are all better then him. Not as good as he thinks he is and will be forgotten about

Starting in a midfield containing Vidal an Pirlo and being WYPOTY suggest otherwise

[Ryan57]

Stopped reading we don't need a world class creative player according to you????

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6. Dithers on Thiago Alcantara then loses him.

Why would I list Thiago, a creative player, as something Moyes did wrong if I feel the team doesn't need a creative player?

32-0.

[Ryan57]

Constantly cites the midfield line to prove Leon was wrong, yet won't admit to being wrong about Moyes. You said we'd play pressing, attacking, football. When did this occur?

I feel me and Leon are being brought down a level.

Edit: I'm pretty sure we could name several times when every member on this forum has been wrong. Everybody in their whole life has been wrong numerous times. Makes no sense to keep citing what Leon said about Pogba.

[Legend killer]

6. Dithers on Thiago Alcantara then loses him.

Why would I list Thiago, a creative player, as something Moyes did wrong if I feel the team doesn't need a creative player?

32-0.

ISTHISREALLFIE.GIF WHY THE **** you whinging about Moyes signing a world class creative player in Mata then looool

This is the sort of nonsense you posted when you first joined fix up ffs

[Ryan57]

Because did we really need another number 10 when he doesn't play the one he has? And thought shoving him out wide was a splendid idea?

I feel we should just agree to disagree. Or agree that me, Leon, pretty much every United fan, Everton fans, City fans, Chelsea fans, Arsenal fans and Liverpool fans are right.

[Legend killer]

Wrong about Moyes you that on half a season example???

Feel free to look back on my posts before season when I said "WE WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE"

I POST IT because it is one of the most stupid things I have seen posted. SHOW ME something that I have said as stupid as that. You can't that's what separates the likes of myself and Leon

[Ryan57]

'Fellaini is the TOURE DESTROYER always own him when he comes up against him

Like I said MANY MANY times he will be the big difference in Europe for us.'

[MTVN]

:joker:

[Legend killer]

Because did we really need another number 10 when he doesn't play the one he has? And thought shoving him out wide was a splendid idea?

I feel we should just agree to disagree. Or agree that me, Leon, pretty much every United fan, Everton fans, City fans, Chelsea fans, Arsenal fans and Liverpool fans are right.

We needed another world class player who could create chances and his assists/chances created/goals SINCE JOINING shows that. Why you mentioning him shifting him outwide when i'm talking about you saying we didn't need such a player is slightly baffling. Made more baffling by the fact is have criticised many times Fatty playing the role ahead of Shinji and Mata lol

You a good lad Ryan but your posting utter nonsense at the moment ffs no doubt the influence of Leon the man who had the nerve to make up me saying something then when I called him out on it backed **** all up

[MTVN]

Felix Macgath is a funny little man isnt he

[Ryan57]

We needed another world class player who could create chances and his assists/chances created/goals SINCE JOINING shows that. Why you mentioning him shifting him outwide when i'm talking about you saying we didn't need such a player is slightly baffling. Made more baffling by the fact is have criticised many times Fatty playing the role ahead of Shinji and Mata lol

You a good lad Ryan but your posting utter nonsense at the moment ffs no doubt the influence of Leon the man who had the nerve to make up me saying something then when I called him out on it backed **** all up

I meant a creative central midfielder was needed. Not another number 10.

[Legend killer]

'Fellaini is the TOURE DESTROYER always own him when he comes up against him

Like I said MANY MANY times he will be the big difference in Europe for us.'

I guess i'm making up the fact many labelled him this in his Everton days. What makes this more funny is i'm pretty sure you agree with me LOOOOOOOL

[Legend killer]

So let me get this right he was wrong to sign Juan Mata??? Yes or no will do depending on your answer will determine whether I continue this discussion

[Ryan57]

I guess i'm making up the fact many labelled him this in his Everton days. What makes this more funny is i'm pretty sure you agree with me LOOOOOOOL

He wasn't the difference in Europe. He was that embarrassing against Bayern he was dropped for the second leg.

Anywho, we're never going to agree on Moyes. I disliked his appointment from the start. You wanted him. A difference in opinions, that is all.

[Ryan57]

So let me get this right he was wrong to sign Juan Mata??? Yes or no will do depending on your answer will determine whether I continue this discussion

Wrong, UNLESS, his intention was to play him as a number 10 next season had he still been in the job.

I'm a Mata fan. However, not when he was pushed out wide to accommodate Rooney.

Personally feel he was right to go and we'll be better off with a Van Gaal type. Rooney won't be pandered to and we'll play far better football.

[Brother Leon]

'Fellaini is the TOURE DESTROYER always own him when he comes up against him

Like I said MANY MANY times he will be the big difference in Europe for us.'

:joker:

Damn boy...

[Legend killer]

Wrong, UNLESS, his intention was to play him as a number 10 next season had he still been in the job.

I'm a Mata fan. However, not when he was pushed out wide to accommodate Rooney.

Personally feel he was right to go and we'll be better off with a Van Gaal type. Rooney won't be pandered to and we'll play far better football.

Never asked you that I want a simple yes or no answer to whether Mata was a player we needed

[Ryan57]

No...

Now that will also end the discussion. So it's drinks all round.

[MTVN]

Must be LK's round after that horrendous Fellaini quote, get them in pal

[Black Dagger]

Oh I remember the claims that Fellaini would stop Yaya from bullying United in the Derby games, that worked out tremendously well, thanks Fella :love:

[Brother Leon]

Simple fact remains...Moyes missed every target set considerably and showed no sign of installing any sort of footballing philosophy nor showed any progress(if anything we have got worse as the season went on) to carry forward. I'm not sure why Ryan has even had to get into a full on debate about him having got more time really :laugh:

[Legend killer]

No...

Now that will also end the discussion. So it's drinks all round.

Don't know what to say tbh.

We don't need a genuine world class player who is one of the most creative in the league years away from his prime. Considering we have centre mids who don't create chances and wingers who don't create chances MINDBLOWN

Will leave at that cause that is beyond ridiculous I suppose if we had the chance to sign Suarez you wouldn't want to cause we already have quality up top

[Ryan57]

Yes, let's leave it there. Most of the forum will confirm who the winner is.

[Legend killer]

Would you sign Luis if he wanted to come??? In mind we already have quality up top???

YES OR NO

[Ryan57]

Yes...

No...

Maybe...

I don't know...

Can you repeat the question?

[Drew.]

The drinks are on me Ryan

[Legend killer]

I ASSUME you thought it was wrong when Teddy was brought in even though we had Andy Dwight and Ole

[Ryan57]

This will go on forever. And, well, the general consensus on the forum is that I've won.

So I guess we'll leave it there.

[Legend killer]

What did you think of Veron coming in (at the time considered one of the best players in the world) when we already had Keane Scholes Butt etc

[Ryan57]

This battle has ended, LK. We could be here all night. You're battered and bruised and I've only a few scratches on me.

[Ryan57]

At the end of the day, it seems the United board and players agree with me. There's no turning back the time. Moyes has gone.

[Legend killer]

Yep pretty sure the board and players agree with you view on Mata lol

Now answer the question at hand ala Teddy and Veron

Yes or no

[Legend killer]

So can I confirm if Luis said he wanted to come United you would not take him because we have quality up front??

[Legend killer]

How every debate goes with me on this forum. Said poster makes point I rip said point to shreds they rant on about something else and never answer the matter at hand smh

MTVN the only person worth debating with on here as he actually stands by his point when called out on it and backs it up

I salute you

[Brother Leon]

Because you spout bollocks and "debating" with you is genuinely a waste of time. It's as mind numbing as having to talk to my little sister about **** she is interested in. MTVN is probably the only one with patience for your posts :laugh:

Even now you are talking about all this "so you wouldn't sign ___ because we have people already" yet you hated on the RVP signing for those same reasons. Get a grip.

[Ryan57]

Let's see if I can get the point across at the third time of asking. 'Third time lucky as they say'...

Signing Mata didn't make a great deal of sense as... we had Kagawa who Moyes doesn't play as a number 10 and we have Rooney who Moyes would seemingly take a bullet for to keep him on the pitch. And Rooney is primarily used as the number 10.

Which means that if Moyes was still manager, and everybody was fit, he'd go with Rooney played off RVP and Mata used on the wing. What use is a £37 million number 10 on the wing?

My issue with the signing isn't about Mata's quality. I rate Mata. IF Rooney was played as the main striker, his best position, then Mata would be a really good signing.

[Legend killer]

So again with all you have said if Luis became available you would not sign him because there is already quality up top that is pretty much what your saying with Mata

SEE HOW FLAWED IT IS

The fact of the matter is whethere he is played as number 10(course he is fatty is useless) OUR MIDFIELD LACKS CREATIVITY ALL OVER IT so you do not simply turn down a WORLD CLASS CREATIVE PLAYER years away from his prime when as his stats have shown he improves your attacking play by a 100 x

[MTVN]

I am partial to a good old cricket debate with LK every now and then in fairness

[Legend killer]

I hated on the RVP signing

A. He is always ****ing injured PROVED RIGHT

B. Shows up for half a season PROVED RIGHT

I thought you had me on ignore???? Or is that another thing you didn't follow through with SMH

[Legend killer]

MTVN educate these boys on how to debate

[Brother Leon]

Yeah. MTVN. You entertain him now. We out

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[Ryan57]

Been a good performance lad.

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[Legend killer]

Yeah. MTVN. You entertain him now. We out

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/David_Brent_111.jpg

Don't let the door hit you on the way BRA

[Black Dagger]

It's quite impressive that I've added more intellectual 'debate' into the thread (in my first season of actively watching) than LK has. I'm proud of myself.

[Ryan57]

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[Drew.]

It's quite impressive that I've added more intellectual 'debate' into the thread (in my first season of actively watching) than LK has. I'm proud of myself.

Where is that quadruple you predicted

[Legend killer]

It's quite impressive that I've added more intellectual 'debate' into the thread (in my first season of actively watching) than LK has. I'm proud of myself.

It shows!!!!!

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[Brother Leon]

460190765004910592

:joker:

Should of kept his name with a Z at the end tbh :idc:

[Alf]

He never had the dressing room so what use would more time of been?
So why is that only Moyes fault?

Players are paid ridiculous amounts of money to do their job, and their job is to play football that's what your club pays them a wage for, Their job is not to decide who manages the football club.

You saw yesterday that when the players put the effort in they can be a good team, so when all said and done the players didn't put the effort in for your club (not Moyes) this season, they were stealing a wage of your club and didn't care less about trying for you fans.


At Everton Moyes managed a smaller squad with less International players on much less wages then your team of so called superstars and qualified them for the champions league.

So you can say they didn't want to play for Moyes all you want, but that just means they didn't want to play for Manchester Glazer United PLC. They tossed it off while your fans spent good hard earned money supporting them.

[Ryan57]

There are many reasons why they didn't want to play for him.

[Locke.]

Well, today is the day. Win and the league is ours, lose and it's City's, draw and these nerves aren't going away until the final day.

[Ryan57]

Can't see you getting beat.

[Locke.]

Paddy Power have put a statue of Moyes up outside Anfield

http://i.imgur.com/LVAflij.jpg

[Ryan57]

What a terrible likeness.