Premier League 13/14

[Ryan57]

I forgot about Lucas. Impact sub.

[Shaun]

*goes boot shopping*

[Drew.]

Lucas cheerleading

[Ryan57]

Can imagine LK's ego. Ronaldo, Pele and Pogba combined.

[Drew.]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dcAWzoBkJp0/TMN6b-GWqWI/AAAAAAAADBE/7tpKj1OQwpk/s1600/malecheerleader.jpg

[Novo]

Oh sweet mother of god, I have just seen the keeper.. He'd be as much use as a chocolate teapot between the sticks

[Ryan57]

You are awful for team morale.

[Shaun]

who's sponsoring the kit then?

[Drew.]

Riggins Rigs will sponsor us

[Ryan57]

Also got a deal with Lidl to promote their crap deals.

[Novo]

Mike Fleming Motors

[Ryan57]

O9pSsStuuiI

Leon not showing his face after this miss in training.

[MTVN]

Oh sweet mother of god, I have just seen the keeper.. He'd be as much use as a chocolate teapot between the sticks

Jog on I played many a game between the sticks back in the day

[Ryan57]

Thinking about it, Locke may not be able to play due to post traumatic stress after Sunday.

[Locke.]

I'm the right back England has been calling out for since Gary Neville hung up his boots, do not fear

[Brother Leon]

Drew missing non stop sitters leaving me and Novo to do a Robben and shoot on sight.

[Black Dagger]

I'll be the manager.

[King Gizzard]

The dream team.

http://footballformation.co.uk/team/4231/090514021139.png

You horrible bastard

[Alf]

You horrible bastard
Your on a 8 month ban for a bet fixing scandal.

[Jesus.]

Glad I'm not in goal - I'm terrible with crosses.

:blackwomangif:

[Ryan57]

Nathan, you're obviously manager.

Lucas, you're an impact sub or you could be assistant.

[Locke.]

Liverpool need the Hammers to beat City if they are to have any hope of winning the title, and Allardyce has urged his players to ruin the day for Manuel Pellegrini's side.

"We know we're in the Premier League next year, let's go and try to spoil Manchester City's party," said Allardyce.

That's the spirit

[Ryan57]

Didn't Martinez say WIgan would give it a great shot at the Bridge in 2010. We needed them to either draw or beat Chelsea for us to win the league...

Lost 8-0...

[Locke.]

Wigan didn't have Andy Carroll

[Ryan57]

Martinez said: 'Our season is finished but Sunday is something more special than that. It is about showing what we have learned and how we have defied the odds. Everyone expects Chelsea to turn up and win but it is more than just a game of football for us.'

Went well.

[Ryan57]

Wigan didn't have Andy Carroll

Fair point. Wigan sold their donkey.

[MTVN]

Carroll a donkey? You must be having a laugh son

Looking like it may well be Big Sam's last game in charge as well, not sure if that speculation will help or hinder things

[Black Dagger]

I hope we put 5 past the bellend on Sunday and get him sent packing for good.

[Brother Leon]

Big Sam>>>

Hoping he gets hit for 6 though...actually a last minute Yaya winner will do.

[Black Dagger]

I still have this fear we'll just **** it up on Sunday :laugh:

But then I said that about Everton and Villa the other night, so idek anyway.

[Samuel.]

Both Teams to Score and Team to Win
Fulham v Crystal Palace
Hull v Everton
Man City v West Ham
Southampton v Man Utd

140/1 wheeew

Somewhat covering myself with:

Team to Win to Nil
Cardiff v Chelsea
Hull v Everton
Man City v West Ham
Norwich v Arsenal

77/1


Can't get over those odds

[Locke.]

Carroll is indeed out getting ruined tonight from the looks of things https://twitter.com/Kop305/status/465241150631452672

City aren't going to know what is going on tomorrow

[MTVN]

****s sake :joker:

[GiRTh]

I'd like to hear from Liverpool fans like this idiot.

j6lZ-tTZo-8

[Ryan57]

465259267982102528

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnTu1sqIAAAq6gw.jpg

Lol. Amazing.

[Shaun]

:joker:

[MTVN]

https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-0/10325332_10152115323256732_1244232744194153233_n.j pg

Well let's not get carried away Kev

[Ryan57]

Piss off, Kevin.

[Locke.]

Good old Kevin

[Jemal]

Man i dont want lfc to win this league.
BUT I WANT BIG ANDY TO GOTO THE WORLD CUP

[Locke.]

West Ham to win and Nolan to score anytime and Liverpool to win by at least 3 - 100/1

Time to cross all of our fingers on all fronts

[Crimson Dynamo]

lol at Nolan

I would love to see him chicken winging down the touchline shutting up all the citeh fans


imagine wham winning but lpool losing!

[Brother Leon]

West Ham winning and Gerrard missing last min penalty would be too beautiful. I'll take 6-0 City.

[Drew.]

For once i am happy with two low scoring games.. keep the afternoon nice and tense

[Black Dagger]

'Citeh'

lol.

[Black Dagger]

And no, we need to score at least 3 before half time or I'll die.

Still think they'll manage to **** up.

[Jemal]

Tbh carroll will get a hattrick. Hes just THAT. GUY.

[Drew.]

Silvas debut season
42 starts 6 goals 13 assists

Mesuts debut season
34 starts 7 goals 14 assists

Looking forwards to next season already.

[Ryan57]

Kagawa starts in central midfield again. Thank **** Giggs won't be manager. Makes Moyes look good.

[Drew.]

Wenger you tit.. Chesney not playing, no golden glove for him then.

[Ryan57]

Wank flash streams. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/063/Picture_2_c.jpg

[Ryan57]

Supposedly, Van Gaal to meet United officials tomorrow at 11am to sign a contract.

[Drew.]

Beautiful, no Niall Quinn in the commentary box today

[Brother Leon]

Jesus. You can tell they had this montage ready for when they win the league :laugh:

What a shame.

[Drew.]

Adrian Durham ‏@talkSPORTDrive 6m
Ricky van Wolfswinkel storms out of Carrow Road after being left out....

For all hes done this season for the club, poor Ricky

[Brother Leon]

http://i.imgur.com/eWZfHgA.jpg

Groundsman on some heavy stuff :joker:

[Jemal]

Big sam always got cuts on his face

[Drew.]

That plane flying over Anfield, what an embarrassment

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnW--NiCUAE7Xyw.jpg:large

[Jesus.]

Good old united fans. One season outside the top, and small time mode kicks into overdrive.

[Black Dagger]

Gonna be sick!!

[Jemal]

Nolan is so bad

[Brother Leon]

Should of compared Scholes to Gerrard tbh. Would of been better.


Anyway. Much better atmosphere at Etihad.

[Jesus.]

Not really - you probably shouldn't pay for banners to fly over other clubs, regardless of the message, unless you want to appear small time.

[Brother Leon]

Not really - you probably shouldn't pay for banners to fly over other clubs, regardless of the message, unless you want to appear small time.

It's abit of "Football banter" and letting Gerrard know he has 0 league titles after his "United's form makes me very happy" jab is fine by me. It is no more small time than Liverpool,QPR and Sunderland celebrating Aguero's goal like their own team won the league.

It's a **** message though and should of flew over near full time.

[Jemal]

Big andy just ripped komps to shreds

[Drew.]

Skrtel :hehe:

[Brother Leon]

4 own goals this season. Terrible luck.

[Ramsay]

ah jesus skrtel

[Brother Leon]

Gouffran should of made it two.

[Drew.]

LAMBERT!!

[Ryan57]

Mike Dean, what a useless twat.

[Drew.]

Nasri :sad:

[Ryan57]

YES SAMIR!

[Brother Leon]

Nasri!

Kompany with great leadership there.

[Brother Leon]

465401996259131392

Fooking Slag.

[Jemal]

West han are so bad. But don't blame them. Nothing to play for

[Black Dagger]

Why am I still nervous ffs pmsl.

45 more minutes!

[Ryan57]

465401996259131392

Fooking Slag.

****ing LOL at this. :joker: No idea why I find it so funny. Just an excellent response.

[Ryan57]

Such a pathetic half from us. Kagawa and Mata as central midfielders, genius.

[Ramsay]

We love you Southampton :lovedup:

[Ryan57]

Pathetic showing from Villa I assume. Would of taken that Europa League spot.

[Brother Leon]

The Nike avert :joker:

[Drew.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnXNkMFCEAEIAb-.jpg

[Ryan57]

The Brendheim Rhapsody. :joker:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnMSymqCcAEO9GV.jpg

[Black Dagger]

Vinnie :lovedup:

[Ryan57]

YES KOMPANY!

[Brother Leon]

That's that then.


STEVE GERRARD,GERRARD

[Drew.]

Ramsey >>>>>>>

[Ryan57]

Don't let this ****ing slip.

[Ramsay]

****ing mata

[Ryan57]

YES JUAN! Finally did something.

[Alf]

It cost them £369m to buy a tin cup.

What a bunch of muggs.

[Legend killer]

Mata what a rubbish signing we don't ****ing need goals smh

[Ryan57]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6933917440/h8DE6E65D/

[Drew.]

First ever Arsenal goal for Jenkinson, life long Arsenal fan, happy for him.

[Drew.]

And Wilshere is back, happy days. Bring on next weekend.

[Ramsay]

guuuu on the pool

[Ryan57]

Piss off Liverpool.

[jackc1806]

Cardiff1 - 0Chelsea
L
Fulham1 - 1Crystal Palace
L
Hull0 - 2Everton
L
Liverpool2 - 1Newcastle
L
Man City2 - 0West Ham
L
Norwich0 - 2Arsenal
L
Southampton1 - 1Man Utd
L
Sunderland1 - 3Swansea
L
Tottenham3 - 0Aston Villa
L
West Brom1 - 1Stoke

[jackc1806]

Lol at Chelsea

[Brother Leon]

Going ahead when it no loner matters.

5* bottles.

[Brother Leon]

"Lescott 2-0 Gerrard"

That T Shirt :joker:

[jackc1806]

"Lescott 2-0 Gerrard"

That T Shirt :joker:

Hilarious :joker:

[Brother Leon]

Last few mins as Champions....:(


Let's enjoy it :laugh:

[jackc1806]

Last few mins as Champions....:(


Let's enjoy it :laugh:

At least Noble twatted Aguero :joker:

[jackc1806]

20 times 20 times Man Utd

[Black Dagger]

:lovedup:

[Alf]

Romme, Romelu
Romme, Romelu
Romme, Romelu
Romelu Lakaku


Cheers for your effort this season son, hope we see you back in the famous Everton shirt again.

[Brother Leon]

Happy for Demeshelis. He deserved that mobbing.

[Alf]

The big one next week

Come on you Hull!

[jackc1806]

At least the Scousers are crying :love:

[Ryan57]

Thank goodness the season is over.

[Drew.]

Well done City, happy for Pelle and Vincent. The season is over :sad:

[Ryan57]

City fan kissing the camera. :joker:

[jackc1806]

And we end the season with a draw at Southampton :laugh:

[Ramsay]

Well done Man City

[Ryan57]

Congratulations Lucas. Enjoy. Thanks for pipping Liverpool.

[jackc1806]

Get off the pitch you twats

[Alf]

Well done City, happy for Pelle and Vincent. The season is over :sad:
The season's not over, the main event's are just about to start.

FA Cup final
Champions league final
And then The World cup

[jackc1806]

I do love the World Cup, means we don't have to wait about 10 years for the start of the Premier League

[Drew.]

You know what i meant, Speaking in the PL thread the season is over.

[Black Dagger]

Congratulations Lucas. Enjoy. Thanks for pipping Liverpool.

Thank you <33.

My sig will be changed in due course xo

[Drew.]

Final league table

http://i.imgur.com/yOYEURe.png

[Ryan57]

FFS! 7th, SMH.

[Jack.]

Well done city and Lucas..

[Black Dagger]

Lovely not to win it on GD.

[jackc1806]

We've dropped 25 points in a year, disgraceful really. Blame falls on the players and ultimately Moyes as well as the board.

[Drew.]

Sunderland end up 14th, amazing

[Jack.]

I'm gutted liverpool didn't win. But I'm happy city have won not That dickhead Mourinho

[Alf]

Manager of the year?


Pellegrini?
Rodgers?

I'll throw Steve Bruce's name in there, kept them up when they were favourites to go down, got them to the cup final and qualified them for Europe.

[Brother Leon]

Manager of the year?


Pellegrini?
Rodgers?

I'll throw Steve Bruce's name in there, kept them up when they were favourites to go down, got them to the cup final and qualified them for Europe.

Pulis easy.

[jackc1806]

Manager of the year?


Pellegrini?
Rodgers?

I'll throw Steve Bruce's name in there, kept them up when they were favourites to go down, got them to the cup final and qualified them for Europe.

Pulis or Poyet could be contenders too

[Jack.]

Manager of the year?


Pellegrini?
Rodgers?

I'll throw Steve Bruce's name in there, kept them up when they were favourites to go down, got them to the cup final and qualified them for Europe.

Has to be Tony Pulis

[jackc1806]

Rodgers shouldn't win it for blowing a league title

[Alf]

I'd say Bruce achieved more than Pulis, Pulis only kept his team in the league Bruce surpassed that in spades.

[Brother Leon]

I'd say Bruce achieved more than Pulis, Pulis only kept his team in the league Bruce surpassed that in spades.

Pulis took over a team that looked dead and certain to go. Would be interesting to see the table from when Pulis took over. They may well be in European places.

[jackc1806]

Pulis took over a team that looked dead and certain to go. Would be interesting to see the table from when Pulis took over. They may well be in European places.

I'd say Pulis should win tbh

[Drew.]

This one got me

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnXjANRIQAAt5JM.png:large

[Black Dagger]

Pellegrini being thrown in the air was magical. Soon as a decent picture/gif comes out then sig worthy.

[Redway]

Gutted but got to hand it to Man City.

[Brother Leon]

http://i.minus.com/iuckTuj37rRUA.gif

[Drew.]

:joker:

[BBfanUSA]

Dat Gif,

This was a great season, despite Everton not getting Top 4.

Now what am I supposed to do without Rebecca Lowe on my TV for three months?

[Shaun]

Ah this season's been wonderful

really weird to imagine if we hadn't ballsed-up at places like Stoke and Villa we'd have been in the running

[Chuck]

Zabaleta singing 'Rockin' all over the World" :flutter:

[Drew.]

7 points off the leaders in the end.. we gave points away sloppily at times which can easily be changed next season and with less injuries it should be more successful than a 4th place finish, already looking forwards to it.

[Black Dagger]

Zabaleta singing 'Rockin' all over the World" :flutter:

He's just amazing. I don't want him to ever leave </3.

Aww, Micah sounds so happy on twitter, going to miss him tbh, both him and Lescott, wish them the best. Navas/Negredo will have to be our youtube duo.

[Ryan57]

Dat Gif,

This was a great season, despite Everton not getting Top 4.

Now what am I supposed to do without Rebecca Lowe on my TV for three months?

Watch videos of her on Youtube.

[Drew.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnYPDHnIQAAAy0q.jpg

[Drew.]

Cracking stats

102 Premier League goals were scored by Manchester City this season - but only 1 of those was scored by an Englishman! (J.Milner).

Spurs have now finished above every Premier League team in the last 4 years...apart from Arsenal.

[Brother Leon]

47% of goals scored by Luis Suarez came against teams occupying 20th,19th,18th and 17th place in the league table.

[Ryan57]

465584996368252928

[Black Dagger]

Chelsea spent more than us and finished 3rd.

[Ryan57]

Reckon that title will be taken off you after a letter from Indy, what with all his 'sources' in the game.

[Brother Leon]

Liverpool would have failed FFP if they had European football this season.

#JusSaying

[Black Dagger]

Everton's response to him the other day was amazing.

[Ryan57]

Cafu's was awesome as well. :joker:

[Black Dagger]

http://instagram.com/p/n3WAshMMEB/

Quickest he's ran all season!!

[MTVN]

Ah well, no chance we were ever gonna win but we've achieved a decent position and City winning the title > Liverpool so not that annoyed really, keen to move on from this campaign though because its been dreadful at times

Farewell till August PL

[MTVN]

Sherwood putting that fan in the managers chair :joker:

Then his "nah he's English" answer to whether the guy would be next manager, great stuff

[MTVN]

Farewell Hansen

[Drew.]

This thread has treated us well, goodbye friend <3

[Black Dagger]

What a fab season. See you in August :love:

[Shaun]

:love:

[Ryan57]

This thread has been a reminder of a nightmare nine months. Piss off and good riddance.

[Black Dagger]

Least next season you'll have a new star striker coming in.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnYiHYyCYAAOW8R.jpg:small

[Ryan57]

Conchita. :worship:

[Brother Leon]

25m. Jesus. Time for me to get singing lessons and wear a dress and wig. :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

25m does seem a lot actually lmao. I don't even think Loreen got that and she was one of the biggest stars of Modern Eurovision.

[Ryan57]

Would be an excellent signing. She'd be our best looking player.

[Shaun]

tbf Loreen was hardly a character and won't get the kind of TV bookings Conchita will :p

[Locke.]

Amazing season, so proud of us actually taking a title challenge all the way. We won today and that was all we could do. Congrats City.

[Black Dagger]

tbf Loreen was hardly a character and won't get the kind of TV bookings Conchita will :p

That's true I guess, plus Conchita will likely host the show!

[Locke.]

I take back my congrats after seeing that sig, what a cheeky little ****er

[Jesus.]

Least next season you'll have a new star striker coming in.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnYiHYyCYAAOW8R.jpg:small

Does he turn into Joan Collins after he's eaten a snickers?

[Black Dagger]

I take back my congrats after seeing that sig, what a cheeky little ****er

:joker:

I was waiting for you to notice it.

[MTVN]

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/vincent-tan-full-story-cardiff-7103643

Tan's interview :joker: just rips into Mackay the whole time

Who is responsible for relegation from the Premier League?

THE main person responsible is Malky Mackay, the hero of fans. They should ask why he apologises? They should find out from him.

Legally, I’m not supposed to say. I wish I could say. but I can’t. Ask him why he apologises.

His friends supported him to be a big hero, unfortunately their hero almost killed this club and I was not going to be putting more and more money in.

Why do you blame Malky Mackay specifically for relegation?

WHY wouldn’t you blame him for relegation?

He took this club to the Championship. If I had not invested he couldn’t have done it. Why didn’t he earn promotion with Watford. He was their manager for two years, finishing 14th and then maybe 16th.

Why, though, is Malky Mackay specifically responsible?

I gave him a big budget and he spent it on the wrong people.

We were supposed to have a main striker and we signed a 20-year-old (Andreas Cornelius), paying him £45,000 a week.

We paid more than £10m. The reported £7.5m is not the right number. It was over £10m. And, guess what, he hardly started.

Why pay so much for a main striker, pay £45,000 a week, more than Craig Bellamy, and then don’t start him?

Stupid decisions. This is a manager who knows how to run a business? People ask why I am angry.

Wouldn’t you be if you hired somebody and this was the kind of performance?

The amazing thing is that they say he is a hero.

Oh my God!

[Locke.]

Brendan LMA Manager of the Season, well deserved.

Brendan Rodgers as he collects Manager of the Year award: "I was hoping to be on the open-top bus tonight ..." :joker:

[MTVN]

Bloody hell was being reported earlier that Pulis was going to win it and I have just been having a half hour debate with my mate about why he would have deserved it

[MTVN]

Tony Pulis is in line to be crowned LMA Manager of the Year at a glittering end of season ceremony on Monday evening.

The Crystal Palace masterminded the club’s incredible escape from relegation after taking over when they only had four points in the Barclays Premier League.

The LMA award is based on the resources available to each manager and is voted for by its members.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2626274/Tony-Pulis-set-named-LMA-Manager-Season-Crystal-Palace-miracle.html#ixzz31XpanrLm
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Nice one Daily Mail

[MTVN]

Hang on, Pulis is reported as having won now?

[Locke.]

How many have you had tonight

[Ryan57]

Pulis won the LMA Premier League Manager of the Year award. Rodgers won the LMA Manager of the Year award.

[Black Dagger]

Pellegrini not even in top 4 tho lmao.

He probably doesn't give a ****e.

[MTVN]

Pulis won the LMA Premier League Manager of the Year award. Rodgers won the LMA Manager of the Year award.

Bloody hell how confusing can you get

[Ryan57]

Yeah, lot's were confused on Twitter. :joker:

Especially seeing as though some people didn't include the Premier League part and just put 'Tony Pulis voted LMA Manager of the Year'.

[Ryan57]

Lol, Moyes was there to hand out an award. Fergie likewise. Awkward no doubt.

[Brother Leon]

Pulis won the LMA Premier League Manager of the Year award. Rodgers won the LMA Manager of the Year award.

How stupid considering Liverpool's whole season was the Premier League... :S

[Ryan57]

Moyes said, 'Congratulations to all the winners. It's never easy to be a winner.'

Never helps himself. :joker:

[Ryan57]

Steve Bates of The Sunday People: #mufc Comms director Phil Townsend leaves LMA Dinner early things clearly picking up pace at OT hearing major announcements now imminent.

http://h9.abload.de/img/0024_k6zzs.gif

Edit: Also tweeted: Big rumours circulating at LMA dinner in London tonight that #mufc cull has begun. Hearing Chris Woods/Phil Neville may have already gone.

Good riddance to Phil.

[Shaun]

Sherwood being sacked is a bit harsh.

[MTVN]

Did as good a job as he could have done really with a squad he wasnt that happy with and a board with unrealistic expectations who were looking to replace him from the moment he got the job

Might end up at West Brom

[Brother Leon]

Woody has told Phil Neville and Chris Woods to get out. Woody moving ice cold this summer.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sherwood being sacked is a bit harsh.

Worse than harsh its crazy. Get rid of a promising English manager and to do what, hire a foreign one and start all over again, another season lost to bedding in and culture clash. The chairman should have been sacked for hiring AVB and getting rid of harry.

Turning into another joke club like Newcastle, West Brom and Cardiff

[Shaun]

Yeah, tbh I think they were wrong to sack AVB as well. Just an embarrassing little team really :idc: [/arsenal fan]

[Legend killer]

Roy speaks

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/13/roy-keane-scathing-attack-manchester-united

Legend United blood flowing his veins more passion then our whole team combined for the club

[MTVN]

Joe Cole released, had to happen. He should retire now really but seems determined to find a new club, no chance of it being in the Prem surely

[MTVN]

http://164.177.157.12/img/blog/2014%2f5%2fMost-Effective-XI.jpg

Guy Demel!!!!

[Locke.]

Great to see Caulker on there, the CB we are calling out for

[James]

New thread - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=250646