Premier League 13/14

[Brother Leon]

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lolz

[Ryan57]

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[Brother Leon]

I envy their most expensive league cup win of all time tbf.

[Ryan57]

Fans are deeming it a poor season to finish 3rd and win the League Cup.

That's our dream under Moyes, spoilt bastards.

[Drew.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlXxBMACIAAfmZ3.png

lolz

:joker:

[MTVN]

****ing Sunderland, ****ing Palace, **** **** **** ****

[Alf]

It was a good night to be a Liverpool fan last night, Man City making a blob in the title race and Everton crumbling under the pressure for forth.

Everton have to make up for last nights debacle by beating both Manchester teams, it's as simple as that.

[Alf]

Poor BBfan and Wannashag thinking 4th was actually possible with their remaining fixtures, and they cock up with their easiest one.

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You have to come to The City of culture this weekend, definite banana skin for you there.

[Black Dagger]

I'm a bit embarrassed to be a City fan rn, the fans are ****ing dreadful, don't even deserve to win anything with the support, atmosphere is ****e and season ticket holders can't be arsed to turn up when we were going for the league. I know 'emptihad' gets overdone a lot and really it's only usually a 'few' empty seats but last night was disgusting. Dreading the expansion.

Oh and Pellegrini is going nowhere, they can piss off and get used to him, first season in a totally new league and he gets us a trophy (4 more to go in 4 years), out of CL group and into the CL places for next season. (something that should happen with this squad but still)

[Brother Leon]

Bluemoon seems to finally have finally admitted to themselves that most of their squad cares very little. With Chelsea they were took over by moneybags owner, but their spine consisted of Terry and Lampard...two true Chelsea guys who were going to keep everyone around them fighting and believing. City just don't have a leader. Kompany is as close as they have and he's liable to a mental breakdown or crying to a ref/post game when things don't go his way. Billion pound investment isn't going to bring you a mentality and fire within. It's the same with us now when fans are all "oh, we will sign blah blah blah and **** off Rio and Evra"...yeah you tell me how a locker room with Rooney as your leader and lead by Moyes as manager works.

[King Gizzard]

Hope Pellegrini isn't the fall guy, still a great coach and there was only that one erratic burst out against the Swedish ref

[MTVN]

Havent City technically sold out every home game though

[Black Dagger]

Yeah we sell out, and obviously some season ticket holders can't get to games, granddad has been on holiday at times this season so he's had to miss games, my brother has been working so he has had to, but still games like last night shouldn't be having that many empty seats, it's atrocious.

[Ryan57]

Bluemoon seems to finally have finally admitted to themselves that most of their squad cares very little. With Chelsea they were took over by moneybags owner, but their spine consisted of Terry and Lampard...two true Chelsea guys who were going to keep everyone around them fighting and believing. City just don't have a leader. Kompany is as close as they have and he's liable to a mental breakdown or crying to a ref/post game when things don't go his way. Billion pound investment isn't going to bring you a mentality and fire within. It's the same with us now when fans are all "oh, we will sign blah blah blah and **** off Rio and Evra"...yeah you tell me how a locker room with Rooney as your leader and lead by Moyes as manager works.

Some of our fans are setting themselves up for big disappointment. Fully expecting another wank summer with no major signings, followed by another wank season.

[Drew.]

It happens at the Emirates. The rich bastards who take up the expensive season tickets usually don't turn up to mid week PL/Capital One Cup fixtures, not to the scale of City though. Thankfully it's only occasionally.

[Shaun]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27062091

Cardiff's 3-0 defeat by Crystal Palace in early April should not be allowed to stand, the Welsh club have said in a five-page letter seen by the BBC.

The document, sent by club lawyers to the Premier League, alleges Palace boss Tony Pulis knew sporting director Iain Moody was trying to obtain Cardiff's starting line-up before the game.

The club claim they have proof Moody succeeded and say this breaches league rules. Pulis declined to comment when contacted by the BBC, although Palace previously denied the claims.

The Premier League has confirmed it has received a formal complaint from Cardiff and is assessing the evidence to see if there is a case to answer.

If Cardiff's complaint is upheld, this would effectively mean a three-point deduction for Palace that, despite their 3-2 win at Everton on Wednesday, could have implications, not only for the south London club, but for many other teams fighting against relegation.

Palace are 11th in the table, while Cardiff are 19th, three points from safety.

Cardiff allege the events leading up to the game on 5 April raise serious questions, not only about the conduct of staff at both clubs but about the integrity of the game between them.

Moody has already publicly denied attempting to obtain the Cardiff line-up, or directly contacting anyone at the club.

Despite that, Cardiff insist Moody, a former director of recruitment at the Welsh club, phoned a former colleague, performance analyst Enda Barron, on 3 April. It is alleged he called to ask Barron if he could help him obtain the team for the match against Palace.

Although Barron told Cardiff he was unable to provide Moody with the information, he has since left the club. Cardiff claim Moody induced Baron into breaching his contract. Barron was unavailable for comment.

Cardiff allege that by Friday, 4 April - a day before the match - Moody had obtained the starting line-up from another source. This is based on a follow-up conversation between Moody and Barron in which the Palace sporting director told him he now had the team.

It is this exchange that forms the basis of the claim against Pulis, as Moody is alleged to have told Barron he had to go elsewhere for the information because he was "under pressure from Pulis".

Cardiff then claim Moody mistakenly sent a text message with the starting XI to Bolton manager Dougie Freedman a day before the game.

Freedman is said to have tipped off Bluebirds boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer about the leak because they are friends, having attended coaching courses together.

While Aron Gunnarsson is named as the source of the leak in Moody's text, the Cardiff player has denied to the club that he was behind it. His agent, Jerry de Koning, has also denied leaking the team.

For now, Cardiff have accepted the explanations and do not know who gave Moody the information. One of the reasons they want the Premier League to investigate is to find out who might be responsible.

Cardiff claim Tony Pulis and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer discussed the issue after the game

The text message allegedly read: "Straight from Gunnarsson their line up is 4-4-2 Marshall, KTC, Caulker, Turner, Taylor, Daehli, Medel, Mutch, Zaha, Campbell, Jones".

This turned out to be the exact starting line-up for the game against Palace. It contained three changes from their previous Premier League match, against West Bromwich Albion on 29 March.

Cardiff say that, in a meeting last week, Solskjaer placed on record the details of a brief exchange between him and Pulis immediately after the game at the Cardiff City Stadium.

It is claimed Solskjaer said to Pulis: "I am disgusted that your head of recruitment [Moody] is texting one of my players to get our team."

Pulis allegedly responded: "Oooh, I know. I didn't ask for it."

Cardiff claim this is evidence Pulis knew about the team well in advance of the set time for the exchange of team-sheets on the day of the game - one hour before kick-off.

According to Cardiff, all this amounts to a serious breach of the spirit of the Premier League's chairman's charter, which requires clubs to behave with "utmost good faith and honesty to each other".

It goes on to say the south London club "failed to maintain confidences", deliberately acted to "breach Premier League and FA rules" and deliberately acted to "induce employees of Cardiff to breach their contractual obligations and responsibilities in order to assist Crystal Palace".

Specifically, Cardiff say Palace have broken three Premier League rules: B15, B16 and B17. Of these, B17 is potentially the most serious as it states that no club shall disclose or divulge confidential information.

They also claim Palace have breached the Football Association's rules by bringing the game into disrepute, although at this stage a formal complaint has not been lodged with the FA.

Significantly, Cardiff claim Palace's actions were "an attempt to obtain a sporting advantage".

The letter states: "This was not merely an attempt to obtain confidential information - Crystal Palace succeeded in their efforts and achieved an unexpected 3-0 win over the club. We will never know the extent to which the confidential information affected the outcome of the match."

Nevertheless, Cardiff say the "result from the match should not be allowed to stand" and urge the Premier League to deal with the matter as soon as possible, arguing that, with just a few games to go to the end of the season, such a reversal could have a huge impact on the league positions of other teams.

The Premier League is understood to be treating the complaint seriously, although it believes any inquiry would focus on the conduct of the clubs and their staff, rather than an investigation into the integrity of the match.

Cardiff insist Palace have cheated and that the whole episode undermines the spirit and integrity of the competition. Thus the Premier League will not be able to dismiss the issue lightly, especially with so much money at stake for those teams that are relegated.

Despite attempts by the BBC to obtain a response from Moody and Crystal Palace, they have not yet commented on Cardiff's allegations.

:joker: wtf is this crap

[BBfanUSA]

Poor BBfan and Wannashag thinking 4th was actually possible with their remaining fixtures, and they cock up with their easiest one.

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Season is not over. :nono:

Don't count the points before you earn them.

[Drew.]

It'll officially be over for you boys on Sunday

[Ryan57]

Yeah, we'll down 'em 3-0. David Moyes to run up and down the touchline.

[Drew.]

Thats the spirit

[Ryan57]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhWitUqIMAAGSoI.jpg

In reality, this is what Dave will do after we go 2-0 down. Hoping that God will turn this around for him, whilst he remains seated. Mumling to those pair of pricks either side of him.

[Locke.]

It was a good night to be a Liverpool fan last night, Man City making a blob in the title race and Everton crumbling under the pressure for forth.

Everton have to make up for last nights debacle by beating both Manchester teams, it's as simple as that.

A lot of us wouldn't actually mind you getting 4th. It'd be quite nice having 2 Merseyside clubs in the Champions League (until you got beat in the Qualifying rounds)

[Ryan57]

I'm not sure if the midfield maestro that is Leon Osman could do it on the big stage away to Pandurii Targu Jiu.

[BBfanUSA]

Tim Howard has renewed his contract with Everton thru 2018. After that I imagine he'll retire.

He's already been doing some punditry for US broadcast games this year. So I wouldn't be surprised if he moves over fully to that.

[King Gizzard]

Telegraph now reporting our potential takeover

[King Gizzard]

I think FFP scuppers any chance of us realistically going for the title but holy **** just imagine it, billions behind us, get rid of Lambert and get a big name in, they're talking about owners that can blow Sheikh Mansour out of the water

[Brother Leon]

Would like to see Villa with investment. Far greater club than City or Chelsea at least.

[King Gizzard]

And we don't need a new stadium/our own stadium can be built on and if we're going for the champions league we could easily sell out 50k if the ground was expanded


be denied by the club tomorrow you watch

[King Gizzard]

2 broadsheets and rumours and rumblings all week.

It's happening guys

Do not get your hopes up nathan

[Drew.]

It is about time Villa got a bit of good news, it's been all dark and gloomy for ages now.

[Drew.]

PFA player of year nominations: Gerrard, Hazard, Lallana, Sturridge, Suarez, Yaya Toure

PFA Young Player of the Year: Eden Hazard, Ross Barkley, Aaron Ramsey, Luke Shaw, Raheem Sterling, Daniel Sturridge

[Locke.]

Suarez and Hazard

but should be Suarez and Sturridge

[Brother Leon]

Sturridge is 25 in a couple months :joker:


Suarez and Sterling..Hazard at a stretch as he's recently turned 23.

[King Gizzard]

2 broadsheets and rumours and rumblings all week.

It's happening guys

Do not get your hopes up nathan

Yup, it's bollocks

[Brother Leon]

Oh and Silva got robbed of a nomination. Lallana ahead of him reeks of "got to keep smaller smaller clubs" happy.

[Drew.]

Thats harsh on Lallana thinking hes there to keep "smaller clubs happy" they are only 1 spot behind you this season. Lallana > Silva this season anyway, Had Silva not played only half of the PL games this season then he'd definitely be in it.

[King Gizzard]

You'd put Silva (and other midfielders) in the TOTY though. It is a bit of a token nomination cus he's English and had a decent season

[Brother Leon]

Thats harsh on Lallana thinking hes there to keep "smaller clubs happy" they are only 1 spot behind you this season. Lallana > Silva this season anyway, Had Silva not played only half of the PL games this season then he'd definitely be in it.

Silva has been City's best player(no it isn't Yaya..look beyond his stats tbh. Worst case scenario he has been 2nd) and has been another level to Lallana. Arguably been one of the best big game players this season......also we have had a season of a "smaller club" tbh so the point still stands. That and he's English are the only reasons he could be nominated ahead of Silva. I also think it may just be because Silva may not be someone you can look at his stats and go "wow..what a season" too tbf.

[Drew.]

Silva has been great but i'd compare him to Ramsey.. Ramsey was up there with Suarez for POTY when he got injured but theres no comparison now.. Silva has been really good recently but has about half of the Apps Lallana has made, If Silva had a full season then he'd probably be one of the first names down.. Lallana has had a bigger impact this season.

[King Gizzard]

Fernandinho too >>

[Drew.]

He's pretty much confirmed his starting spot in Brazil after this season

[Black Dagger]

Yeah if he's not in the Brazil squad it's a farce (but if he's not oh well he can be nice and rested and fit for next season)

[MTVN]

Time for Pulis to get taught a thing or two by the far superior direct football merchant tomorrow afternoon

[Ryan57]

Neville Southall's combined XI.

http://blog.paddypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/blog_nev-efc-mufcXI-v2.jpg

Goalkeeper
David De Gea is a bit unlucky, but Tim Howard is better. Tim’s really under-rated and really solid. De Gea is getting better and better and pulls off some cracking saves, but he’s also thrown a couple in over the course of the season. I know what I’m getting with Tim so I’ll go with him.

Defence
On form, it’s hard to make a case for too many of United’s outfield players. Coleman and Baines are about the best in the league in their positions, so they’re in. They keep trying to sign Baines, so clearly they think he’s better than Evra. United have chopped and changed so much at centre back you can’t really have any of them in there. Distin has been class this season and Jagielka is in despite his injury trouble.

Midfield
McCarthy and Barry have struck up a magnificent midfield partnership in the centre of midfield and I couldn’t justify putting Carrick or Giggs in ahead of either of them. Ahead of them, Barkley, Rooney and Mirallas are there on form. Mata is class, but we haven’t seen enough from him so far at Old Trafford.

Attack
I’d like to have van Persie there, but he’s missed so much of the season, Lukaku gets the nod up front.

I know there’ll be a lot of United fans who disagree, but based on the evidence of this season, is that team really too wide of the mark?

From the first sentence he's taking the piss.

[Brother Leon]

You just knew Rooney would be the one to get in...

[BBfanUSA]

Meh first half imo regarding Tottenham and Fulham.

Kinda funny that Fulham scored seconds after Tottenham did.

I feel like Fulham needs to attack more.

[BBfanUSA]

Guess who's in trouble? Fulham

[MTVN]

Good old Sherwood sending Fulham down

[BBfanUSA]

Exactly what was that FK?

[Drew.]

Fulham are staying up.

[Alf]

Neville Southall's combined XI.

http://blog.paddypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/blog_nev-efc-mufcXI-v2.jpg
Can't really argue with that.
Plus Southall is a God, so what he say's goes.

[MTVN]

Swansea for relegation perhaps :think:

[MTVN]

How the hell has Atkinson missed Big Andy getting shoved over in the area right in front of his eyes

[Drew.]

The king is back

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BllTneRCAAADAzu.jpg

[MTVN]

****ing Armero, had looked like giving away a pen 3 or 4 times already today

[Drew.]

BONY!!!! Thats the Swans all but safe

[MTVN]

Well that was ****ing terrible, have no idea when we go behind, can only hoof aimless balls up that never look like creating anything. Don't have anything against direct football but it needs to be effective

Thankfully 37 points should be enough because I doubt we'll get any more

[Ryan57]

Time for Pulis to get taught a thing or two by the far superior direct football merchant tomorrow afternoon

u wot m8

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[Locke.]

It's time to do the business again Connor

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[Locke.]

A Sunderland win today will ensure that anyone with below 38 points is in trouble, looks like West Ham are going down

[MTVN]

The bottom three are all going to have 30 points at best through 35 games, one of them would need to win all three games to overtake us seeing as our goal difference is so much better

[Locke.]

Felix and Gus are both going to accomplish that, you're very very lucky that Cardiff and Norwich are **** otherwise you'd be finishing 20th

[Stu]

If Sunderland pull of a shocker we should give them Suarez on loan for a month next season. If they at least earn a draw then who wouldn't want Sakho coming out of a giant gift wrapped box for your first pre season training session.

[Black Dagger]

I bet Wickham will be invisible today, awful cockhead.

[Stu]

Boring Old Chelsea.

[Stu]

I knew that post would jinx. FML.

[King Gizzard]

Gabby must be one of the worst footballers ever and has gotten a free ride here for years

And what does Lambert do? Praise him after the game

[Stu]

G'wan the Sunderland!

[Brother Leon]

Rodgers might aswell sign Wickham as a thanks :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

I bet Wickham will be invisible today, awful cockhead.

:laugh:

[Stu]

Even with two goals and a tense halftime draw there's something so insanely dry about a Chelsea game.

Wickham could be a fitting towel boy for Martin Skrtel's Accidental Strikeforce :wink:.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Full marks today to Millwall even though they are a bunch of South London scumbag *****

[Stu]

How many times are Sunderland players going to slip over? It's like watching Jackass extras.

[Brother Leon]

So clearly Liverpool's title regardless of today. Chelsea aren't troubling Liverpool in between their CL semi final.

[Drew.]

LOL amazing, Please don't cock this up Sunderland

[MTVN]

ffs

[Drew.]

Mike Dean is going to get twatted here

[Brother Leon]

Referee that supports Liverpool....shock.

[Stu]

Oh Chelsea! :joker:

[Novo]

It was always going to come down to Pard's on the final day of the season no matter what the result here, it is destiny that the Silver Wizard puts them to the sword

[Brother Leon]

Ahh well. They clearly deserve it anyway. Been the best team generally. Chelsea's squad is still a little flawed and City are a joke.

[Novo]

Dont suck up to them just yet, the final card is yet to be played

[MTVN]

Mike Dean is even intercepting Chelsea passes and setting up Sunderland attacks now to help them win the game

[Drew.]

Gerrard will be lifting the PL trophy then

[Locke.]

Borini just became an Anfield legend, top guy

[Stu]

Ahh well. They clearly deserve it anyway. Been the best team generally. Chelsea's squad is still a little flawed and City are a joke.
Class act :thumbs:.

I can't quite believe that this is all happening. **** me, lads.

[Crimson Dynamo]

i cant believe that this season can get any more mental?

#motd

[Novo]

I hope you are prepared for heartbreak as much as you are prepared for victory

[MTVN]

Still can't see Liverpool not slipping up as well before the end of the season, and I am fancying the Norwich boys to do it tomorrow

[MTVN]

Jose is a rather silly man eh

[Novo]

Something fishy going on with the Refs and Liverpool, think he is on to something here

[BBfanUSA]

So the Ramires elbow on Larsson,

Could that have been any more obivious?

[MTVN]

He is just an all round scumbag

[BBfanUSA]

Lucky Bastard missed getting the Red on that one. But I'm confident he'll get some sort of punishment from the FA.

I didn't see the end of the match since I was running errands (I caught the first half at a bar while eating lunch) How did the Chelsea Sunderland match finish?

[MTVN]

Mike Dean decided to gift Sunderland the win

[Locke.]

Reporter: Who will win the Premier League?
Poyet: "My friend Luis Suárez"

http://i.imgur.com/tHUJIC9.jpg

[Samuel.]

Sturridge out might be a blessing in disguise

Suarez's best scoring run came when Sturridge was out injured

Still expect us to drop points somewhere, but we'll have really messed up if we let the title slip now

[Brother Leon]

Chelsea to finish with no trophy and to sack Mourinho....Jose and Moyes Swap -Prays-

[AnnieK]

Chelsea to finish with no trophy and to sack Mourinho....Jose and Moyes Swap -Prays-

Please god...

[Ryan57]

http://www.thedube.com/

Anyone seen this before? Dion Dublin's venture.

£2.50 for a pen. :joker:

[King Gizzard]

Yeah, a glorified box

[Ryan57]

The prices are hilarious. £117.50 for the box and £8.50 for a cap, rofl.

[King Gizzard]

A stand for it for 115 quid as well :joker: it's a ****ing box

[Ryan57]

£225 if you want a high stand. :joker:

[Drew.]

What do these boxes actually do?

[Ryan57]

Make wonderful musical sounds. The genius thing is, each side makes a different sound.

18 inch bag is £95 for it. :joker:

[Ryan57]

buq9P9zoBr0

[Ryan57]

An 18 inch Dube is £240.

http://www.thedube.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dube-wood-300x223.jpg

Doesn't even look like it cost £24 to make. Let alone £240.

[BBfanUSA]

Cool invention but shouldn't be that much.

Who does Dube play for?

[Drew.]

Dear god, i thought the video was a piss take at first

[Ryan57]

Who the heck has actually bought one is what I'd like to know.

[King Gizzard]

An 18 inch Dube is £240.

http://www.thedube.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dube-wood-300x223.jpg

Doesn't even look like it cost £24 to make. Let alone £240.

Even got a handle in case you couldn't pick up a box as well

[Ryan57]

His autograph is 99p on eBay. How the heck does he expect to shift a box endorsed by him.

[Drew.]

I would be more shocked about someone buying one of the pens and notepads

[MTVN]

Sad day when you're even behind this bloody 0-0 Villa game on MOTD

[Ryan57]

Might send a message asking if I could pay in installments and ask if I could get the box signed by Dion as he's my favourite footballer ever.

[King Gizzard]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/19/police-called-drug-scandal-major-club

[Ryan57]

FFS Rio, not again.

[Drew.]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/19/police-called-drug-scandal-major-club

Palace

[King Gizzard]

We all know what famous footballer loves the charlie Drew

[Drew.]

Puncheon

[Shaun]

that bloody Heitinga, when will he stop

[MTVN]

Why is Lambert making out that was one of the greatest performances of all time

[King Gizzard]

Because he's a ****

[Shaun]

nathan doesn't like lamberts does he

[Alf]

Did the referee at Newcastle today seriously go off because the ball hit him in the face?
I think footballer's and refs should wear dresses instead of footie kits.

Grown men! it's embarrassing.

[King Gizzard]

You wouldn't either if you had to sit through dross every game only for him to then say "we were really terrific, I can't fault the lads, we go again" afterwards

[Drew.]

Palace will finish 9th

[Ryan57]

Twitter thinks it's Aston Villa behind the drugs thing. What with two players suspended recently...

which means it'll be anyone but Villa.

[King Gizzard]

Luke Shaw was dreadful today but MOTD completely painted over it

[King Gizzard]

Twitter thinks it's Aston Villa behind the drugs thing. What with two players suspended recently...

which means it'll be anyone but Villa.

Nah, won't be us, our story of the day is our team and line up being leaked to Palace

[Ryan57]

Definitely won't be us. Only stuff knocking about Carrington is anti-depressants.

Hopefully be Liverpool. The last hope.

[Ryan57]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/9274248/premier-league-chelseas-jose-mourinho-congratulates-officials-after-loss-to-sunderland

:joker:

[MTVN]

Probably Big Andy been sharing out his coke stash again with Nolan, Sam and the Davids

[MTVN]

Bet they all sit round and discuss what they'd like to do to Karren Bady

[Black Dagger]

It'll be Demichelis on coke, which is why he's been our best defender for weeks.

[King Gizzard]

That's who Demichelis reminded me of, Adam Rose

[Black Dagger]

omfg :joker:

[Locke.]

Going to guess that Lucas and Allen will both come in and replace Henderson and Sturridge (if he's actually going to be out). Probably just be Allen if it's just Henderson out, he's been excellent lately.

As usual, I was correct. Going to be correct again when I say that both teams will score and we will win this game by 2 goals which will send us 5 points clear, with Suarez scoring at least 2.

[MTVN]

"And Hooper scores his second of the game to send Norwich 3-1 up!!!!!!"

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/58/photos/69000/620x/60069.jpg

[MTVN]

Taking the piss

[Drew.]

Ridiculous :joker: Suarez is going to get his 4th hat trick against Norwich isn't be

[Ryan57]

2-0 down already. FML. Bending over for Liverpool.

[Samuel.]

Norwich been the better team since we went up 2-0 tbh

Need a third to really secure the points with how potentially rubbish our defense can be

[MTVN]

10 minutes of sloppiness followed by 35 of Norwich domination

[Locke.]

Our silky defensive skills are just too much for Norwich, they can't break us down

[Crimson Dynamo]

lpool have defended well

[Brother Leon]

I haven't had the feeling I have for the Everton match for a league match for a while. I genuinely have little if not zero interst on whether we win or not :laugh:

If Rooney starts too....

[Drew.]

OZIL!!!!

[MTVN]

Norwich are going to do this

[Brother Leon]

Unbelievable :joker:

The football gods are with them.

[MTVN]

Hate all this 'test of character' bs, it was just a sloppy give away of possession then a fluky deflection

[MTVN]

Bring on van Wolfswinkel

[Drew.]

So does this mean if Liverpool beat Chelsea next weekend they've won the league? That came around quickly.

[MTVN]

Not if City win their remaining games and Liverpool drop points in their other two I don't think

[Drew.]

Oh yeah, forgot about City still being in it.

[Locke.]

It's in sight..

Really thought we were going to give those extra 2 points away there though. Rodgers' subs were great though, Moses done a job for the first time in a while and Norwich didn't create a chance once Agger was on.

I think Sakho is all around the better defender but Agger needs to start vs Chelsea next week.

CL football has just been mathematically confirmed, too.

[Ryan57]

I haven't had the feeling I have for the Everton match for a league match for a while. I genuinely have little if not zero interst on whether we win or not :laugh:

If Rooney starts too....

Had it since months ago myself. And will have it why ever that piece of useless s-hit is still manager. Maybe a defeat will show the board the blindingly obvious.

[Crimson Dynamo]

come on HULL

[Drew.]

It's visible just how bad our injury problems were.. We've been pretty sloppy at times in the first half but Ransey & Ozil have been great, they make such a big difference to the side.

[Ryan57]

Wow, Dave hasn't bottled it. At least Fellaini can't embarrass himself from the bench.

[Brother Leon]

Welbz for Rooney and I can't complain really.

[Ryan57]

Don't worry. They'll be enough to complain about come full time.

[Alf]

You all ready for another Goodison Park masterclass from Everton?

[MTVN]

Manchester United striker Danny Welbeck is considering leaving the club.

The 23-year-old, who favours a central striking role, is frustrated at being used regularly in other positions.

He has two years left on his contract but is debating whether to move rather than accept a new deal if one is offered in the summer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27095993

What do you make of this Leon?

[Brother Leon]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27095993

What do you make of this Leon?

Terrible news, but don't blame him. He gets little respect outside Utd fans and is mocked at times by media/fans when every United fan knows what he provides. He's shown what he can do with the odd chances he gets playing up front. His willingness to play wherever and do a job has stunted his growth really. Sturridge told Chelsea to play him as a striker or he's sulking and he got his move...he's now killing it.

[Drew.]

Routine win in the end, Hull without Long and Jelavic for the cup final should be relatively easy to beat.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlrH0a7IIAA0Gwa.jpg:large

[King Gizzard]

Randy pretty much confirming we're being sold in a statement

[Alf]

Open those floodgates

[Drew.]

United are bloody useless

[King Gizzard]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlrPdlHCcAAKIgt.png

[Black Dagger]

:laugh2:

[Drew.]

Amazing photo

[Brother Leon]

Pussies too scared to shoot :joker:

[Ryan57]

Pathetic. This man really is clueless.

[King Gizzard]

http://www.selesti.com/mpu/325dube_story_image.jpg

[Ryan57]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/48151000/jpg/_48151939_dube.jpg

[Ryan57]

Time to crucify The Wrong One.

[King Gizzard]

****ing hell you can even use drumsticks with it, is there any limits to what the Dube can do

[Ryan57]

Really is a bargain when you think about it.

[BBfanUSA]

The Dube will save the world.

[Ryan57]

Hopefully it can knock out Moyes.

[King Gizzard]

Imagine a Dube being manager instead of moyes

[King Gizzard]

Just a Dube in the technical area on its own

[Ryan57]

Would have better tactics.

[Brother Leon]

The comeback factor Sir Alex spent years installing into the club has been utterly destroyed. I can't remember the last time I thought we would actually comeback when behind :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Can't believe how patient united fans generally have been at games and in general

[BBfanUSA]

Can't believe how patient united fans generally have been at games and in general

I seen photos of some fans wanting to charge at Moyes in Trafford but Security held them back.

[Ryan57]

Everything has been destroyed by that wanker.

[Brother Leon]

Can't believe how patient united fans generally have been at games and in general

I think most feel they are letting down Sir Alex if they turn on Moyes.


Anyway..Hernandez does more than Rooney after 1min...

[GiRTh]

I feel for the United fans. Its gonna take a few years before they're even competing for top four. I know how that feels. :joker:

[Alf]

The comeback factor Sir Alex spent years installing into the club has been utterly destroyed. I can't remember the last time I thought we would actually comeback when behind :laugh:
You need to have leaders on the park to do that, your team is lacking a leader all over the park today.

[Brother Leon]

You need to have leaders on the park to do that, your team is lacking a leader all over the park today.

I'm talking the whole season though.




Also. Mata shifted out wide just so Rooney can stay on. I'm sick of this gutless prick tbh.

Edit: Shinji off now :joker:

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/b3wiZhw.png

[King Gizzard]

:joker:


We dem Moyes boyz

[Brother Leon]

The good ol' blind faith days.

[King Gizzard]

At least Leon gave it a try

[Black Dagger]

The gif for beating Sunderland though :laugh:

(I know we didn't manage it this season apart from when it mattered the most but shut up)

[Drew.]

I don't think i'd complain if Woy left Rooney out of his starting 11 at the WC based on recent form, he's been awful. Never going to happen though.

[Alf]

Carrick still strolling around the pitch going through the motions as though it's 0-0

He's gotta stand up and drive his team on, he's the senior player on a big wage.

Please don't take this waste of space to the World cup Roy

[Brother Leon]

Rooney has no right starting for England. Carrick has no right going full stop.

[Alf]

Well that was a comfortable day at the office.

Bring on the other Manchester team, we'll give them a good hiding aswell.

[Brother Leon]

First time they done the double over us since 1970....Just **** off Moyes :joker:




Running down the tunnel when the fans sang his name all game. :/

[Locke.]

Well that was a comfortable day at the office.

Bring on the other Manchester team, we'll give them a good hiding aswell.

That's the spirit

[Black Dagger]

Aguero and Jovetic will be breaking your heart when they stop you from getting top 4, Wannashag.

[Ryan57]

Geoff Shreeves: David, not a great day at the office...

David Moyes: Well, I thought we played well Geoff. I feel in the first half we were similar to Barcelona under Guardiola.

Geoff: You managed just TWO shots on target despite all that possession, David.

David: Well I feel like we were playing against the Everton fans today. As well as the Everton team and all the referees. This was difficult. I don't know what we have to do to beat a big team...

Geoff: ...*mutters under breath 'take Wayne Rooney off'... anyway...

David: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/307/189/6fe.jpg

Wayne Rooney is world class. I thought he had a good game today. Thoroughly deserving of his £500k a week and hand jobs from me... infact... I don't need to explain myself to you. Talk to the hand, 'cos the face ain't listening.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02783/david-moyes_2783026k.jpg

i'm going, Geoff. Places to go, people to see, signings to fail to make.

[King Gizzard]

These Evertonians are getting a bit too big for their boots, come on Arsenal

[Drew.]

You forgot to include the "We can only aspire the be on the same level as Everton" line Ryan.

[Alf]

These Evertonians are getting a bit too big for their boots, come on Arsenal
Our boots are massive, still plenty more room to fill in them.

[Ryan57]

You forgot to include the "We can only aspire the be on the same level as Everton" line Ryan.

Oh yeah, that one. We pretty much aspire to be at the level of anyone who can kick a ball.

[GiRTh]

There might be a few leaving Man Utd in the summer and who can blame them,.

[Ryan57]

*Prays that few are David Moyes, Steve Round and Phil Neville.*

[Ryan57]

I need a new sport.

[Brother Leon]

I need a new sport.

Thank **** for nba playoffs tbh.

[King Gizzard]

Dubing

[Ryan57]

Excellent suggestion, Nathan. Could perhaps form a band with the other 3 people who bought one.

[Ryan57]

Moyes saying we played well. Like a broken record.

[Ryan57]

Moyes said this in his presser today. "We need to try and get rid of the bad things and do better with the things we should have done."

He's going insane.

Also with something along the lines of...

''We're going to try to get a team that can win better than this team can."

[Crimson Dynamo]

lol at man u

they deserve it

[Ryan57]

Guess we deserve it for being the best in the Premier League era.

[Brother Leon]

Guess we deserve it for being the best in the Premier League era.

Yup.

#ThatLogic :joker:

[King Gizzard]

**** I can't wait for the summer now Villa being sold is pretty much nailed on. Probably be sold to an American version of Vincent Tan though

[Black Dagger]

Guess we deserve it for being the best in the Premier League era.

You wouldn't think so, you make them sound like they've always been a conference side!

[Ryan57]

Probably finish above us next season. :smug:

[Ryan57]

You wouldn't think so, you make them sound like they've always been a conference side!

My criticism is of Moyes, not United.

[GiRTh]

United getting slammed on MOTD2

[Brother Leon]

United getting slammed on MOTD2

What was said?

Is it Linekar's usual "they need 9 new players..poor Moyes" bs?

[Drew.]

Danny Murphy & Keown laying into United and Moyes and speaking some sense

[GiRTh]

Saying the problem is part tactical as well as the players lack of desire. Danny what his face who used to play for Liverpool saying that the wide men today had no chance against Everton attacking full backs and they had little help cuz the midfield was too narrow.

[Brother Leon]

The players are at fault too, they have been largely gutless this season. They have just lost faith in the manager though. It happens. Bring in a quality one and all of a sudden I think they will look competent again.

[King Gizzard]

The sun say moyes is on the brink


But that's the sun

[Drew.]

Telegraph too

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[King Gizzard]

Ogden is decent too

[King Gizzard]

United are a scary prospect in the league with a new manager, money, and no European football to worry about

[Drew.]

I have a horrible feeling they will sign Reus, well try to sign him at least.

[Ryan57]

YES OGDEN! Although, unfortunately, the headline doesn't really match the article in terms of anything about him being sacked. Unless the board can finally figure out the players dislike him.

[Brother Leon]

Only Manager I can see us replacing him with is Van Gaal, who I don't really like anyway. Anything is better than Moyes though.

[Ryan57]

I fear the only way to get shot of him before next season is if the players revolt. Chelsea et al.

[Shaun]

only just seen the results on MOTD2.

Poor Mikel :(

[Ryan57]

The other thing I found out today is, aside from Fergie and Charlton, although they're not board members per se, and they're stubborn, there are no other football people on the board.

Board looks like it has no clue either.

[Shaun]

Keown & Murphy are pretty good pundits.

[Stu]

Never mind who United would get in, where would Moyes end up? The guy's just gone completely mad. I can picture him forcing family members to participate in pretend post match interviews with him where he describes his all boys parish conference super 11 as having played lovely football but that they didn't win because there was another team there or something bonkers like that.

[Ryan57]

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[Ryan57]

Never mind who United would get in, where would Moyes end up? The guy's just gone completely mad. I can picture him forcing family members to participate in pretend post match interviews with him where he describes his all boys parish conference super 11 as having played lovely football but that they didn't win because there was another team there or something bonkers like that.

The likes of a Norwich. His level.

[Shaun]

:joker:

I think he could find a nice home in Swansea, got a feeling they'll be sacking their manager next.

[Ryan57]

Would be some big lols if Moyes went to Swansea. He plays wank football.

[Drew.]

Moyes will wish he never met Fergie, what a horrible prick Fergie was leaving Moyes with a dying squad, he has ruined his life.

[Stu]

I wouldn't trust him to go to the shop for me. Maybe a normal shop at a push but I wouldn't let him near an Argos. He's come home with the little pencil and a sociopathic sense of optimism about how it all went.

[King Gizzard]

Moyes fancies himself in Bundesliga. Was close to going to Schalke once if I'm not mistaken

[Ryan57]

I wouldn't trust him to go to the shop for me. Maybe a normal shop at a push but I wouldn't let him near an Argos. He's come home with the little pencil and a sociopathic sense of optimism about how it all went.

Exactly. And yet, we may trust him with £200 million. :worry: