Eurovision 2015 Thread (LIVE GRAND FINAL - 23/05 BBC1HD 8pm)

[Braden]

Love this one.

I don't want Russia to host the next contest though :/

[Crimson Dynamo]

Winner

Get ready

[Ninastar]

Boooooooooooo Russia booooo

[Smithy]

Katherine Jenkins?

[GypsyGoth]

Russia :lovedup: she can invade my ukraine if she wants :drool:

[Denver]

I will keep saying it - Russia winning will be the worse result possible

[Smithy]

Russia :lovedup: she can invade my ukraine if she wants :drool:

:joker::joker:

[Jay.]

Russia :lovedup: she can invade my ukraine if she wants :drool:

omg :joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

This is amazing, so catchy!

[Ammi]

..a million voices but no gays..:fist:..

[Margarine.]

this woman looks like a shop dummy melted by acid

[MB.]

(I mean nothing will beat last year's evil identical twins having their hair tied together but this ok)

[Ninastar]

Russia :lovedup: she can invade my ukraine if she wants :drool:

Hahahahaha ffs

[Natalie.]

Russia :lovedup: she can invade my ukraine if she wants :drool:

:shocked: :laugh:

[Margarine.]

..a million voices but no gays..:fist:..

this woman defo likes pussy

[Vanessa]

I can see this winning, to be honest.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Omg

[Denver]

..a million voices but no gays..:fist:..

Or blacks :fist:

[T*]

i like it but she is scaring me

[Johnnyuk123]

Amazing song! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Benjamin]

This is beautiful

[Smithy]

Or blacks :fist:

or femmes or 35+

[LukeB]

another great song :clap1:

[T*]

she looks like a sim

[MB.]

..a million voices but no gays..:fist:..

Or blacks :fist:

No wonder Adjoa went

[Crimson Dynamo]

She has been genetically engineered to give me a semi

[Mokka]

Russia for my sweepstakes win :fc:

[Ammi]

..this is amazing..:love:..

[Shaun]

Deserving winner tbh.

[GypsyGoth]

:worship:

[Kizzy]

She looks like layla of emmerdung farm.

[Amy Jade]

10/10 :clap1:

[Jay.]

omg the crying :death:

[Vanessa]

:clap1:

[Margarine.]

Ok I like it

[Ninastar]

Stop crying you crybaby!!

[Denver]

I can see this winning, to be honest.

If it wins it will be dangerous for the LGBT community and people of colour to travel there and many countries will pull out

[Johnnyuk123]

Russia is the winner for me!

[Smithy]

imagine if russia win and then next year the arena is just the performers and 7 straight people

[Amy Jade]

Between Spain and Russia for me so far

[Crimson Dynamo]

I love that

Its pure eurvision GOLD

[Calderyon]

Rankings so far:

1. Sweden - 3.65/5
2. Serbia - 3.65/5
3. Russia - 3.5/5
4. Australia - 3.45/5
5. Georgia 3.15/5
6. Latvia - 3.10/5
7. Israel - 3.10/5
8. Estonia - 3.10/5
9. Norway - 3.05/5
10. Slovenia - 3/5
11. France - 3/5
12. Greece - 2.95/5
13. Montenegro - 2.95/5
14. Germany - 2.85/5
15. Lithuania - 2.65/5
16. Azerbaijan - 2.65/5
17. Spain - 2.5/5
18. Poland - 2.5/5
19. Romania 2.5/5
20. Cyprus - 2.5/5
21. Belgium - 2.5/5
22. Armenia - 2.35/5
23. Hungary - 2.35
24. Austria - 2.25/5
25. UK - 0.95/5

Those songs which i had not seen yet:

France - Very sad song. Quite powerful though to be fair. 3/5
UK - Epic crap. Absolutely terrible. Plusses on enthusiastic performance, since the song is bile worthy. 0.95/5
Australia - Good performance. Very poppy and svengy. 3.45/5
Austria - Very forgettable and sleepy performance. Even with the fiery piano. 2.25/5
Germany - Sexy and hot performance. The song was quite forgettable tbh. 2.85/5
Spain - Cute woman. Mediogre performance and song. 2.5/5
Italy -

[Margarine.]

B*Witched got old

[MB.]

"She won The Voice and now she's dragging a snow plough"

More than any of the other winners have achieved

[Vanessa]

Oh, Ella Henderson. :spin:

[Denver]

imagine if russia win and then next year the arena is just the performers and 7 straight people

It will also be 6 countries :hehe:

[MB.]

Those songs which i had not seen yet:

France - Very sad song. Quite powerful though to be fair. 3/5
UK - Epic crap. Absolutely terrible. Plusses on enthusiastic performance, since the song is bile worthy. 0.95/5
Australia - Good performance. Very poppy and svengy. 3.45/5
Austria - Very forgettable and sleepy performance. Even with the fiery piano. 2.25/5
Germany - Sexy and hot performance. The song was quite forgettable tbh. 2.85/5
Spain - Cute woman. Mediogre performance and song. 2.5/5
Italy -

Mediogre

[Braden]

I really like this song but the singers vocals are shockingly bad

[Ninastar]

Spain or Greece ftw

[Jay.]

i like this it's ok

[Benjamin]

Between Spain and Russia for me so far

Same

[T*]

calderyon you keep saying mediogre
its mediocre

[Margarine.]

Sarah Jessica Parker meets Demi Lovato

[T*]

my sweepstake <3

[Crimson Dynamo]

Spain or Greece ftw

Reported

[Benjamin]

Those medi ogre's :fist:

[Smithy]

this is such a come down from russia

[Crimson Dynamo]

calderyon you keep saying mediogre
its mediocre

:joker:

[Margarine.]

this song would be good if someone else was singing

[Amy Jade]

Mediogre

In fairness Calderyon's first language is not English I believe so...

[Benjamin]

meh, this is bland as ****

[Ammi]

..I've missed most of Albania, I was getting a drink...

[Jay.]

calderyon you keep saying mediogre
its mediocre

:joker::joker:

[Benjamin]

In fairness Calderyon's first language is not English I believe so...

Finnish

[GypsyGoth]

this is such a come down from russia

Yep, it should have ended with russia.

[Vanessa]

I don't like this .

[Braden]

This will do better than most expect it to

[Shaun]

best bit about this is her dress tbh

next

[Kizzy]

Wowsers

[Crimson Dynamo]

Finally some nice tits


Jesus

[Smithy]

Yep, it should have ended with russia.

and started with russia, and had russia in the middle

it should have been 27 performances by that russian lady

[LukeB]

:joker: the shade

[Benjamin]

LOL Graham

[Mokka]

..I've missed most of Albania, I was getting a drink...

you didn't miss much... pitchy

[Smithy]

*cue vanessa*

[Amy Jade]

Finnish

Sorry I never meant to leave it on a run on sentence.

[Vanessa]

Come on Italy! :cheer2:

[Kizzy]

You ready Nessa? :D

[Margarine.]

Finnish

I wish this song would

[Benjamin]

Vanessa is getting hard right now

[GypsyGoth]

and started with russia, and had russia in the middle

it should have been 27 performances by that russian lady

:laugh2:

[MB.]

Nice of them to include the Polish lady in their VT

[Jay.]

i'm yet to hear this tbh

i'm hoping vanessa's really pushed the boat out here

[Benjamin]

Sorry I never meant to leave it on a run on sentence.

:laugh:

[Vanessa]

You ready Nessa? :D

:dance:

[reece(:]

Let Albania live

[Benjamin]

Vanessa's cousins :clap1:

[Jay.]

are they standing on top of a drain?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I love how terry wogan bossed this show and now seamlessly we have graham

[Benjamin]

Let Albania live

oh look who appeared early :laugh:

[Shaun]

is that niall on the right

[Benjamin]

The guy with glasses :lovedup:

[Ammi]

..Italy..:flutter:...

[Smithy]

sounds like an il divo song

[Margarine.]

are they naming types of pasta

[Amy Jade]

I wouldn't refuse any of these 3 entry to my knickers tbh

[reece(:]

Nawt opera

[Denver]

I think its obvious now that Sweden and Montenegro and Armenia are the top 3

[Crimson Dynamo]

Mafia bastards


Booo

[Jay.]

not too bad really

[Ninastar]

Beautiful <3

[Benjamin]

I wouldn't refuse any of these 3 entry to my knickers tbh

OMFG :laugh3:

[Kizzy]

Il divo with one missing? Effing fab though :cheer2:

[Mokka]

well hello Italy.... :creep:

[Natalie.]

vry handsome

[Shaun]

only the left one is bangable tbh

[Braden]

I'm not taking away how good they are at singing but this one is a bit of a dud to me.

Sorry Vanessa :(

[Benjamin]

Italy doing a stunning performance :clap1:

[Margarine.]

It sounds like something they'd play in the background of Judges Houses on X Facctor

[Benjamin]

only the left one is bangable tbh

The one on the right :nono:

[Ninastar]

Absolutely incredible. Most talented ones by far tbh

[Shaun]

pointless having great voices if the song's so meh.

I suppose I won't begrudge them a top ten placing

[Jay.]

i don't think the middle guy stopped smiling for a second there?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I am guessing non e are snatch fans?

[Vanessa]

YAY! They were awesome! :dance::dance::dance:

[Margarine.]

For all I know they could be singing about slaughtering prostitutes

[Amy Jade]

My Faves

Greece
Latvia
Spain
Russia

[Vanessa]

The one on the right :nono:

:laugh:

[Kizzy]

They're my number 3 now... Soz Germany :idc:

[Drew.]

Come on Spain!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Her in the middle

Her on the left

Bye

[GypsyGoth]

There are about 5 or 6 songs I'll download for sure.

[Margarine.]

Her in the middle

Her on the left

Bye

screaming at the Diana Ross wannabe

[Crimson Dynamo]

My top 10





RUSSIA

[Ammi]

..how many times has an earlier song won..?..

[Braden]

Come on Latvia :love:

[Ninastar]

Was that just a lesbian kiss?

[Shaun]

unless Russia, Serbia or Georgia win I am disappointed

[GypsyGoth]

Was that just a lesbian kiss?

Yep :D

[Smithy]

Was that just a lesbian kiss?

yes, it happened about an hour ago

[Calderyon]

Final rankings:

1. Sweden - 3.75/5
2. Serbia - 3.75/5
3. Russia - 3.60/5
4. Australia - 3.45/5
5. Italy - 3.25/5
6. Georgia 3.25/5
7. Latvia - 3.15/5
8. Israel - 3.10/5
9. Estonia - 3.10/5
10. Norway - 3.05/5
11. Albania - 3.05/5
12. Slovenia - 3/5
13. France - 3/5
14. Greece - 2.95/5
15. Montenegro - 2.95/5
16. Germany - 2.85/5
17. Lithuania - 2.65/5
18. Azerbaijan - 2.65/5
19. Spain - 2.5/5
20. Poland - 2.5/5
21. Romania 2.5/5
22. Cyprus - 2.5/5
23. Belgium - 2.5/5
24. Armenia - 2.35/5
25. Hungary - 2.35/5
26. Austria - 2.25/5
27. UK - 0.95/5

Those songs which i had not seen yet:

France - Very sad song. Quite powerful though to be fair. 3/5
UK - Epic crap. Absolutely terrible. Plusses on enthusiastic performance, since the song is bile worthy. 0.95/5
Australia - Good performance. Very poppy and svengy. 3.45/5
Austria - Very forgettable and sleepy performance. Even with the fiery piano. 2.25/5
Germany - Sexy and hot performance. The song was quite forgettable tbh. 2.85/5
Spain - Cute woman. Mediogre performance and song. 2.5/5
Italy - Very grandiose indeed. It was kind of like Il Divo, but not as good. Still pretty good. 3.25/5

[GypsyGoth]

..how many times has an earlier song won..?..

He will prob say stats like that when the voting starts.

[Ninastar]

Yep :D

I missed it :sad:

What kind of lesbian am I?

[Crimson Dynamo]

unless Russia, Serbia or Georgia win I am disappointed

I can rely on Shaun for musical taste

All is right with the world

He is still a **** tho

[Benjamin]

..how many times has an earlier song won..?..

Very rarely

[Braden]

Rooting for Estonia, Lithuania, Serbia, Australia, Latvia & Russia to do well...and the UK I suppose but I don't think there's any point :laugh:

[T*]

aload of them are call busy

[MB.]

-calling Albania for last place- -not sure why-

[Ammi]

He will prob say stats like that when the voting starts.

..thanks Claudia, you really do forget the earlier ones in a great second half...and there were some good ones there as well...

[reece(:]

oh look who appeared early :laugh:

I just got home :laugh:

[Jay.]

looking back, there are def some stand out songs, my memory is so bad tho i have no idea who my faves were

[MB.]

-calling Albania for last place- -not sure why-

(oh and Sweden will win with Russia second)

[Ammi]

Very rarely

..Estonia..:sad:..

[Shaun]

-thinks Montenegro will be last-

[Vanessa]

The boys have done it. I'm so proud of them. Il Volo. And they're so cute. :lovedup:

[Benjamin]

Oh Ammi,

the last time some one in the first half won was only back in 2004. Ukraine were 10th out of 24 and still won (Wild dances)

[MB.]

-thinks Montenegro will be last-

Stop pretending Europe have taste

[Kizzy]

1 POINT France
2 UK
3 Norway
4 Azerbijan
5 Spain
6 Romania
7 Germany
8 Latvia
9 Italy
10 Belgium

[reece(:]

Latvia, Georgia and Germany are my faves

[MB.]

Oh Ammi,

the last time some one in the first half won was only back in 2004. Ukraine were 10th out of 24 and still won (Wild dances)

...Conchita was 11th last year wasn't she?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Russia to win

Newcastle relegated

Great weekend

[Ninastar]

kiss ladies, kiss!!!

[Benjamin]

Oh and Turkey in 2003 were 4th to perform and still won

[Benjamin]

...Conchita was 11th last year wasn't she?

Ahh true

[reece(:]

Lol her sound of music shade

[Vanessa]

My prediction : Russia will win. But i hope Italy and UK both do well. :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Just voted

Russia

[Kizzy]

Why are the blue man crew not blue? :hmph:

[T*]

i cant vote, it wont let me

[LukeB]

:dance:

[MB.]

I was wondering when Mr Motivator was coming on

[Ninastar]

this is well cool <3

[Braden]

I'm sorry but no drum playing will ever beat London 2012 Opening Ceremony.

The deaf woman who orchestrated the whole thing :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Fast show Jazz "nice" teas

[reece(:]

They all look like nutters

[Benjamin]

i cant vote, it wont let me

you need to ask permission from a parent/guardian

[T*]

this is cool

[MB.]

Needs more cowbell

[Calderyon]

My point points go to:

Serbia 12 pts.
Sweden 10 pts.
Russia 9 pts.
Australia 8 pts.
Italy 7 pts.
Georgia 6 pts.
Latvia 5 pts.
Israel 4 pts.
Estonia 3 pts.
Norway 2 pts.
Albania 1 pts.

[Drew.]

you need to ask permission from a parent/guardian

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

you need to ask permission from a parent/guardian

Omg:joker::joker:

[Kizzy]

you need to ask permission from a parent/guardian

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[GypsyGoth]

I don't know what's going on.

[T*]

http://lastlabs.pl/musicbar.php?username=RageScapioro&color=grey&unicode=no
seriously ben

[Jay.]

what are they doing

[Johnnyuk123]

Remember guys to vote for Australia to win cos if they do we get to host next years show. :joker::joker::joker:

[Ninastar]

awwwwwww at the gays

[Crimson Dynamo]

Im cackling in the highlands

[T*]

you need to ask permission from a parent/guardian

oh did you have to ask your nurse?

[Ninastar]

those hats are well big

[Glenn.]

Sweden to win lbr

[LukeB]

Remember guys to vote for Australia to win cos if they do we get to host next years show. :joker::joker::joker:

how do you know?

[T*]

Sweden to win lbr

oh youve been unbanned :(

[GypsyGoth]

those hats are well big

:laugh:

[Kizzy]

those hats are well big

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Glenn.]

oh youve been unbanned :(

I'm a different person now

[Kizzy]

Aw the singing bit's nice :)

It is a bit like an Olympic thingy.

[T*]

how do you know?

we're really good mates with oz (but so is germany)

[Ninastar]

choir music <3

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lovely

[Ammi]

Oh Ammi,

the last time some one in the first half won was only back in 2004. Ukraine were 10th out of 24 and still won (Wild dances)

..oh so still a chance then...actually I thought that Lithuania was the better song of the two and doesn't deserve to be overlooked because of it's placing...

[Ninastar]

I wonder if anyone of those orchestra ppl ever feel like playing really badly and loudly on purpose and ruining everything for the lols

[Johnnyuk123]

Get me that drummer as a gif! :joker:

[Natalie.]

:laugh: That drummers face

[Crimson Dynamo]

75 years ago they were all in the Gestapo

Anyway..

[Smithy]

jfc this is boring

[Jay.]

i love elevator music

[Glenn.]

That drummer looks like he fiddles with minors

[GypsyGoth]

I wonder if anyone of those orchestra ppl ever feel like playing really badly and loudly on purpose and ruining everything for the lols

:laugh: I wouldn't say so, they seem like such team-players, so to speak.

[Ross.]

i love elevator music

:joker:

[T*]

theres a drone flying with a camera, thats really quite cool

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh right i've had enough of this now. Get on with it! :fist:

[Crimson Dynamo]

i love elevator music

Its UpLifting...

[Ninastar]

theres a drone flying with a camera, thats really quite cool

ISIS teas

[Shaun]

right anyway

[Ninastar]

:laugh: I wouldn't say so, they seem like such team-players, so to speak.

you never know!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Braden]

Shame about Slovenia placing first

I think France will come dead last. They never do well in Eurovision, probably even worse than use.

[Johnnyuk123]

Why do France keep sending grumpy old women in?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Estonia 3rd?

[Ross.]

Estonia though :lovedup:

[Braden]

I would love it if Sweden flopped :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

What happens if Greece win? They have no money.

[GypsyGoth]

I would love it if Sweden flopped :love:

:laugh: me too.

[Denver]

Remember guys to vote for Australia to win cos if they do we get to host next years show. :joker::joker::joker:

Germany or Albania are more likely

[Benjamin]

What happens if Greece win? They have no money.

If they refused to host it then it would go to whoever was in 2nd I believe to host it?

[MB.]

Romania have this in the bag let's be honest

[Benjamin]

Voted for Spain and the cutie from Cyprus

[T*]

If they refused to host it then it would go to whoever was in 2nd I believe to host it?

that or someone *like bbc* steps in and takes over to host

[Johnnyuk123]

If they refused to host it then it would go to whoever was in 2nd I believe to host it?

Oh right. Thanks. :wavey:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Now im gonna get mad at the parochial voting

Grrrŕrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[reece(:]

Hungary serving a funeral music tea

[Crimson Dynamo]

I actually remember Waterloo


:worship:

[Calderyon]

Sweden´s and Russia´s and Serbia´s odds are shortening across the board.

http://www.oddschecker.com/tv/eurovision/winner

[Benjamin]

Austria have done a really good job of hosting

[Shaun]

should've placed a bet on Russia winning

[Benjamin]

Oh Austria's piano just exploded

[T*]

expLOSOSOiom

[Benjamin]

Wait what! No Rise Like a Phoenix!!!!!!!!! :fist:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Conchita

Yaaaaaaaaaaas

[MB.]

DO THE HITS

[Calderyon]

Serbia already fourth favorite.

[T*]

Austria have done a really good job of hosting

ikr

[Jay.]

sorry but nothing beats rise like a phoenix

[Crimson Dynamo]

DO THE HITS

:joker:

[Jay.]

oh wait this is actually really good i take my words back

[Drew.]

Not only does she look like Rylan shes just as irritating as him

[Ninastar]

<3

[Denver]

Consheeta your crap go home

[Glenn.]

did he just hack off his hair backstage?

[Benjamin]

Conchita and her new bops :dazzler:

[Ninastar]

Not only does she look like Rylan shes just as irritating as him

first the racism now the transphobia

i dont think i want to meet you during COL anymore.

[Jay.]

is she really singing or

[Amy Jade]

Conchita's got Raven Symoné's wig on

[Smithy]

first the racism now the transphobia

i dont think i want to meet you during COL anymore.

stab him in the eye with your dildo

[Natalie.]

this is more like it

[reece(:]

I don't use Konichiwa

[Ninastar]

stab him in the eye with your dildo

i shall!!!

[Amy Jade]

Not only does she look like Rylan shes just as irritating as him

:clap1:

[Ross.]

Here for Conchita's greatest hits show :clap1:

[Benjamin]

first the racism now the transphobia

i dont think i want to meet you during COL anymore.

Trust me, you really don't