Eurovision 2015 Thread (LIVE GRAND FINAL - 23/05 BBC1HD 8pm)

[Benjamin]

..Elvis Costello...

Yes :worship:

[Ammi]

,,actually Ben that's you with glasses, he looks so much like you...

[Shaun]

the song is nice tbf

it's just sf boring

[Mokka]

you always know you are drunk when your foot taps along to a song from cyprus

:joker:

[LukeB]

this song is boring

[Benjamin]

Kizzy just said that :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

not here for all these cheaters

I know right!! I'm gonna ring ofcom!

[T*]

You've got a friend in me..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Great show so far

Graham on form

[Jay.]

actually really like this

[Benjamin]

the song is okay but he is :drool:

[Braden]

Snorrrrrreee

[LukeB]

actually really like this

*****

[Smithy]

poor arista trying to make the BGT thread happen

[Natalie.]

how sweet is he

[Amy Jade]

I like this it sounds like a song from an 90's animated movie :flutter:

[Kizzy]

Kizzy just said that :joker:

No wonder you thought he was good looking you vain bast :)

[Ninastar]

I know right!! I'm gonna ring ofcom!

call childline too!!!!1

[T*]

actually really like this


Of course you would, you boring twat

[Mokka]

Lyrics fall apart towards the end --Cyprus

[Ammi]

Snorrrrrreee

...snoring with Braden...

[GypsyGoth]

call childline too!!!!1

:laugh2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Middle sized LT girl already asleep on sofa

:fist:

[Smithy]

****ing hell he's terrifying

[Amy Jade]

What happens if Australia wins?

[Ninastar]

this is EUROvision, not AUSTRAILIAvision!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Denver]

Thanks for coming Australia don't let the door hit you on the way out

[bots]

its olly

[T*]

this is EUROvision, not AUSTRAILIAvision!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NinaBNP?

[LukeB]

why can't they go over to Australia if they win?

[Jay.]

this is class

[Kizzy]

Hang on why are Australia here?

[Benjamin]

Guy Sebastian is amazing but this is weak for him

[Smithy]

this is EUROvision, not AUSTRAILIAvision!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ninagel Firagestar??

[Braden]

I like this song :love:

[Shaun]

I love 'Troublemaker'

[Ninastar]

okay i like this one the best so far

[Ammi]

..some of the sets have more of a musical theatre feel than Eurovision...

[Benjamin]

why can't they go over to Australia if they win?

The time difference LOL

[GypsyGoth]

Hang on why are Australia here?

Cause it's the 60th one, and it's very popular there.

[Ninastar]

NinaBNP?

i prefer UKIPlin

[Denver]

why can't they go over to Australia if they win?

Because of the 12 hour time difference and expensive travel

[bots]

Hang on why are Australia here?

its eurovision ... thats why :laugh:

[Smithy]

Australia sent their own ****ty version of olly murs

[Crimson Dynamo]

What happens if Australia wins?

We cross the rubicon

[LukeB]

The time difference LOL

oh, pretend I already knew that :hee:

[Jay.]

oh luke

[Benjamin]

Australia sent their own ****ty version of olly murs

He's better and been around longer than Murs :tongue:

[Kizzy]

Blurgh cheesy murs vibes :/

[Ammi]

..maybe Australia will win on their first entry and not be asked to enter again...

[Smithy]

He's better and been around longer than Murs :tongue:

still **** tho :hee:

[LukeB]

oh luke

:nono: not as stupid as your questions

[Amy Jade]

his dancing :(

[Crimson Dynamo]

Once a crim..

[Kizzy]

i prefer UKIPlin

Get out of Yorkshire :hmph:

[Denver]

Australia sent their own ****ty version of olly murs

Didn't he also finish runner up on the X Factor?

[Shaun]

oh no not Lorde

[LukeB]

Aiden grimshaw is here

[Ammi]

..LOL Graham.but yeah, I agree with him...

[Benjamin]

still **** tho :hee:

hahaha just seen your sig :joker:

[Braden]

I hate the staging for this song.

Very off-putting.

[MB.]

Didn't he also finish runner up on the X Factor?

Pretty sure he was a judge on the X Factor :worry:

[Jay.]

icr if i liked this

(no surprise ikr)

[Kizzy]

When was :hee: a thing? I love :hee:

[Benjamin]

Didn't he also finish runner up on the X Factor?

Guy won it

[Amy Jade]

and we'll never be Royal...Royal

[Benjamin]

this just sounds like Lorde :conf2:

[Kizzy]

Ok this is my fave so far..

[Jay.]

*waits patiently for the chorus*

[Smithy]

he looks a bit like Felix from orphan black

[Crimson Dynamo]

and we'll never be Royal...Royal

:joker:

[bots]

well this is the worst of the night so far

[Jay.]

oh yes i really like this

[Denver]

This guy is super cute may I say

[Smithy]

it's a bit weird actually

[T*]

idgi why some people are being hostile about austalia appearing, get a grip

[Ninastar]

Get out of Yorkshire :hmph:

LOL!!! soon my lovely

[Mokka]

I really like this entry... I'm with Graham --Belgium

[Ninastar]

i like this one too

[Jay.]

has he collapsed?

[Vanessa]

Rapapa! rapapa! :dance:

[T*]

*gay spin*

[Shaun]

I'd like this if he could actually sing in key

[Jamesy]

This guy is super cute may I say

+1

[Ammi]

..this is so grim for a Eurovision...

[Ninastar]

..this is so grim for a Eurovision...

get out.

[Kizzy]

I'd like this if he could actually sing in key

Leave the universe...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Too many nice boys so far for the gays

Where are the burdz??

[Jamesy]

This performance is just weird

But I kinda like it

[Johnnyuk123]

I liked the Belgian entry.

[MB.]

(it was no Siegg let's be fair)

[Benjamin]

..this is so grim for a Eurovision...

good use of the word grim :clap1:

[Denver]

..this is so grim for a Eurovision...

I'm quite enjoying sitting here with slit wrists

[Mokka]

I'd like this if he could actually sing in key

He was on tonight... in the semi finals he fell of pitch a bit

[T*]

i loved lorde

[Shaun]

we are officially halfway

[Johnnyuk123]

Too many nice boys so far for the gays

Where are the burdz??

You got Serbia.:joker:

[Benjamin]

Oh and Graham using the word grim too :clap1:

[Kizzy]

Who was that anyway...Loved it.

[Ammi]

get out.

..:laugh:..I was almost knocked out by the lighting/migraine...it just makes me dislike it more...

[Ninastar]

mokka what are you even doing here, you canadian bitch!!!@!!!!???????

[T*]

I'm quite enjoying sitting here with slit wrists

:umm2:

[Braden]

we are officially halfway

I want it to go on forever :(

[LukeB]

this is going quick tbh

[Jay.]

i love hozier

[Benjamin]

I want it to go on forever :(

That's the voting part

[bots]

generic trash

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm here for Latvia and Russia's performances.:dance::dance::dance:

[Mokka]

mokka what are you even doing here, you canadian bitch!!!@!!!!???????

--mokka leaves sobbing :bawling:

[Denver]

Where did they get there name from? Did they type it twice by accident

[Ninastar]

kinda reminds me of Hozier

[Ammi]

Oh and Graham using the word grim too :clap1:

..:lovedup:..

[Braden]

That's the voting part

My favourite part tbh :laugh: <33

[Smithy]

this sounds like something i've heard before

[Amy Jade]

The drummer is hot :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

They all need a haircut,wash n shave.

[Shaun]

I guess they didn't want to win twice in a row, then.

[Ammi]

i love hozier

..oh me too Jay...

[Jay.]

omg so here for the fire

[Ninastar]

--mokka leaves sobbing :bawling:

hahaha im sorry!!! i had to say it. I <3 you really!

[Denver]

Your Piano is on fire

[T*]

*calls fire brigade*

[Vanessa]

The piano is on fire! :eek:

[Johnnyuk123]

Still think he's playing that piano? :joker:

[Jamesy]

Someone want to tell him his pianos on fire...

[LukeB]

as anyone won twice in a row?

[Natalie.]

take me to church

[Ammi]

..I'll make tea now than...

[Kizzy]

Excuse me sir, your piano appears to be on fire.

[Braden]

Austria's song is nice but a bit drab at the same time :(

[T*]

how are we half way through already

[Jay.]

so austria got lucky with their entry last year?

[Denver]

The drummer is hot :love:

I would be sat next to a burning piano

[Vanessa]

:clap1:

[Denver]

as anyone won twice in a row?

Only Ireland

[Kizzy]

His thankyou was cool why didn't he sing like that? :/

[T*]

her dress isnt as good as her semi final ones
i am dissapointed

[Smithy]

why does she have a face mic and a hand mic

[Amy Jade]

Conchita piss off

[Jamesy]

Doesn't the winning country almost always have a **** act the year after though :laugh:

[LukeB]

:joker:

[Smithy]

Conchita's entire act being exposed

[Mokka]

hahaha im sorry!!! i had to say it. I <3 you really!

I had to see what you all were on about...

tbh... I don't think anyone in Canada really knows this song contest exists... it isn't a thing here

[Benjamin]

Conchita :clap1:

[Denver]

Doesn't the winning country almost always have a **** act the year after though :laugh:

Ireland and the UK didn't neither did Germany sooo

[Smithy]

tHIS IS MY HEARTBEAT SONG

[T*]

Conchita piss off

why? she is flawless

[Amy Jade]

Here you go LT a girl in a low cut top

[Kizzy]

Someone give Conchita a pie fgs :/

[Benjamin]

Graham :laugh:

[LukeB]

I think i like this

[bots]

lets vote for greece and force them to pay for hosting it next year :dance:

[Calderyon]

Rankings so far:

1. Sweden - 3.65/5
2. Serbia - 3.65/5
3. Australia 3.45/5
4. Israel - 3.10/5
5. Estonia - 3.10/5
6. Norway 3.05/5
7. Slovenia - 3/5
8. France - 3/5
9. Lithuania - 2.65/5
10. Armenia - 2.35/5
11. Cyprus - 2.5/5
12. Belgium 2.5/5
13. Austria 2.25/5
14. UK - 0.95/5

Those songs which i had not seen yet:

France - Very sad song. Quite powerful though to be fair. 3/5
UK - Epic crap. Absolutely terrible. Plusses on enthusiastic performance, since the song is bile worthy. 0.95/5
Australia - Good performance. Very poppy and spirited. 3.45/5
Austria - Very forgettable and sleepy performance. Even with the fiery piano. 2.25/5
Spain -
Italy -
Germany -

[Mokka]

Connchita's hair... how does it get so glossy???

Next stop shampoo commercials

[Jay.]

oh another slow song?

[Ninastar]

looks like cat deeley or w.e the **** shes called

[Ammi]

..Drew's favourite right there...

[Smithy]

I've missed Cat Deeley

[Jay.]

Connchita's hair... how does it get so glossy???

Next stop shampoo commercials

i thought it was a wig? :worry:

[Denver]

This song is so boring I'll die taking my one last breathe

[Amy Jade]

I like this, best vocals so far too

[Smithy]

does anyone else think this sounds exactly like Rise Like a Phoenix?

[Ninastar]

looks like cat deeley or w.e the **** shes called

I've missed Cat Deeley

get your own jokes you stupid bitch

[Shaun]

bit shady getting Conchita on just before the song that rips off Rise Like a Phoenix the most

[Benjamin]

I've missed Cat Deeley

She reminds me of Cat Deeley and Delta Goodrem

[Ammi]

does anyone else think this sounds exactly like Rise Like a Phoenix?

..yeah slightly, I see what you mean...

[GypsyGoth]

Yep it is like it.

[Ninastar]

wonderful <3

[LukeB]

I love this :flutter:

[MB.]

I genuinely think she's actually Cat Deeley

[Benjamin]

Hmm this is a bit meh

[Amy Jade]

Even if it does have a similar sound to Conchita this girl has better vocals

[Ammi]

...a possible winner I think...

[Smithy]

get your own jokes you stupid bitch

mine was a joke, yours was a statement

http://oi58.tinypic.com/ht8s9i.jpg

[Vanessa]

:clap1:

[Kizzy]

She's good I guess, the singing has been better than I expected :D

[MB.]

And now to go rapidly downhill

[Benjamin]

I can't recall Montenegro's

[Mokka]

She reminds me of Cat Deeley and Delta Goodrem

nailed it

[Ammi]

And now to go rapidly downhill

..I'm missing the traffic tbh...

[Shaun]

I can't recall Montenegro's

ditto

[Benjamin]

..I'm missing the traffic tbh...

:laugh:

[Jay.]

trash

[Amy Jade]

Nice to see Wagner still getting jobs

[LukeB]

Wagner?

[Mokka]

run on botox ... :laugh2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is that George Galloway?

[Benjamin]

Oh I quite like this, and in a slavic language too :clap1:

[T*]

I can't recall Montenegro's

basically its what serbia and montenegro usually do with a ballad

[Denver]

Montenegro song is so fecking awesome one of the best ever

[Vanessa]

I love this song. :love:

[Jay.]

Is that George Galloway?

omg

[GypsyGoth]

I'm sure this is really good if you speak monteregroian.

[Ammi]

..this is so Eurovision, I like this...

[Braden]

I've been forced to watch this on the computer without Graham Norton's commentary :(

Shaun or someone else hilariously witty needs to guide me

[Shaun]

See we won't finish last if we're up against this

although I imagine Serbia/Kosovo will give them a couple of points

[Benjamin]

Montenegro :clap1:

[Vanessa]

:dance::dance::dance:

[Ninastar]

is it actually wagner?

[Smithy]

I'm sure this is really good if you speak monteregroian.

I am fluent in monteregronian and it is not

[LukeB]

this is rubbish tbqh

[Ammi]

..oh I really like this..

[Denver]

See we won't finish last if we're up against this

although I imagine Serbia/Kosovo will give them a couple of points

Kosovo don't vote

[Braden]

I love this bit :laugh2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm sure this is really good if you speak monteregroian.

Racalist :nono:

[Natalie.]

This is quuite good and when they spin around

[Drew.]

This is brilliant

[Jay.]

ew his lips

[Benjamin]

I've been forced to watch this on the computer without Graham Norton's commentary :(

Shaun or someone else hilariously witty needs to guide me

Shaun is busy having a melt down.

[Mokka]

I've been forced to watch this on the computer without Graham Norton's commentary :(

Shaun or someone else hilariously witty needs to guide me

http://tvtoss.com/pages/player.php?ch_id=1397604457&ctd=3&t=U.K.%20TV%20Channels

using this link to hear graham's commentary in Canada

[Kizzy]

I'd say more David Gest, it's not bad though.

[Shaun]

Kosovo don't vote

do i correct your thousands of mistakes

[Crimson Dynamo]

Loved that

[GypsyGoth]

Racalist :nono:

:laugh:

[T*]

i really like germany's song

[Crimson Dynamo]

Booooooo

Its the krauts

[Jay.]

I've been forced to watch this on the computer without Graham Norton's commentary :(

Shaun or someone else hilariously witty needs to guide me

you can watch it on iplayer live?

[Vanessa]

That was beautiful, eve though i have no idea what they said. :lovedup:

[Denver]

I am fluent in monteregronian and it is not

How do you say good afternoon, how is your evening? :smug:

[LukeB]

10 more songs to go :o

[Ninastar]

ariana granda/anna kendrick love child much

[Ninastar]

dat ass

[GypsyGoth]

I am fluent in monteregronian and it is not

:laugh2:

[Denver]

do i correct your thousands of mistakes

Get over yourself

[Jay.]

she looks like that woman from emmerdale

[Crimson Dynamo]

you can watch it on iplayer live?

Put on radio 2 for ken bruce comments

[Braden]

http://tvtoss.com/pages/player.php?ch_id=1397604457&ctd=3&t=U.K.%20TV%20Channels

using this link to hear graham's commentary in Canada

Thank you Mokka <3

Are you behind a little? Because I know on iPlayer it's behind for literally like 3 whole minutes :laugh:

I'll try it out now

[T*]

i really like this

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oooh

Dirty slut alert

[Ammi]

..she's gorgeous but the song's a bit meh...

[Drew.]

This is very catchy

[Vanessa]

she looks like that woman from emmerdale

Debbie Dingle? :laugh:

[Denver]

she looks like that woman from emmerdale

Edna?

[Amy Jade]

I like this but I hope it goes a bit more uptempo

[Kizzy]

She reminds me a bit of duffy..... I like it.

[Smithy]

How do you say good afternoon, how is your evening? :smug:

haven't got a monteregronian keyboard, sorry sis

[Smithy]

I have a german in the house and she walked out and said this is terrible

[Natalie.]

quite like this and her outfit

[Benjamin]

Not bad from Germany

[Margarine.]

The UK's entry is an invitation for nuclear war D:

[Ammi]

..oh not too bad at the end...

[Crimson Dynamo]

I have a german in the house and she walked out and said this is terrible

Bloody hell

Ww2 just ended

Traitor

[Vanessa]

I love this!

[Jay.]

aw it's the wheelchair lady

[Vanessa]

The milkmaids churning butter. :joker:

[T*]

How do you say good afternoon, how is your evening? :smug:

good afternoon- gullible
how is your evening- whoosh
hope this helps :)

[LukeB]

Poland's 2014 entry :flutter:

[MB.]

I love 2 Up 2 Down

[Benjamin]

Poland :worship:

I always love their entries

[Smithy]

uh, sympathy story :rolleyes:

like the bloody x factor