UK General election June 8 2017

[Denver]

Labour are losing votes while tories are gaining them so far surely that tells something

[Shaun]

yeah the collapse of the UKIP vote is handing this to a Tory majority imo

[reece(:]

Weak & wobbly

[hijaxers]

May could easily still have the last laugh here, its very early

Really her own party will boot her as an incompetent leader - which she is !

[Wizard.]

Apparently postal votes will give the Tories the majority

[bots]

Really her own party will boot her as an incompetent leader - which she is !

not if she gets a nice majority ... let her deal with brexit and then give her the boot :laugh:

[Samm]

the country is a mess and will continue to be a ****ing mess for the next five years, and with in all that I will be in debt with 9k

GOODNIGHT

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[Withano]

Don't think it's going to go as well as people hoped rly

[edited to add] But I only actually made this post because I wanted the 1000th post in the thread. YAS. So no matter what happens now, I personally have won.

I'm gonna delete one of my older posts to piss you off :hee:

[reece(:]

the country is a mess and will continue to be a ****ing mess for the next five years, and with in all that I will be in debt with 9k

GOODNIGHT

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Evil will win once more

At least my holiday euros will be cheaper!

[Samm]

Evil will win once more

At least my holiday euros will be cheaper!

god bless europe!

[Cherie]

Apparently postal votes will give the Tories the majority

Smudgie :joker:

[bots]

Smudgie :joker:

the saviour of the election :cheer2:

[smudgie]

Smudgie :joker:

You shouted:joker:

[reece(:]

The oldies ruining it again?

[hijaxers]

not if she gets a nice majority ... let her deal with brexit and then give her the boot :laugh:

Nah - she'll get booted and she can go leisurely shoe shopping for the most vile shoes you ever saw ! Tasteless she is , and a dreadful leader .

[bots]

The oldies ruining it again?

just remember you will be an oldie someday ... and sooner than you think :hee:

[lewis111]

I have Britain elects tweets on notifications because I cba watching filler news
But I'll probably fall asleep within the next half hour so hope I wake up in a hung parliament country

[Stu]

just remember you will be an oldie someday ... and sooner than you think :hee:
That's right, as a pensioner you too can get gut****ed by the Conservatives!

[reece(:]

just remember you will be an oldie someday ... and sooner than you think :hee:

And I'll be voting to protect my pension at that age :hee:

[Brother Leon]

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Won't lie. I think this happens too and I'm terrified of staying up just to be disappointed.

[Cherie]

The oldies ruining it again?

Smudgie :fist:

[reece(:]

Amber Rudd could lose her seat?

[hijaxers]

just remember you will be an oldie someday ... and sooner than you think :hee:

Ditto its not older people giving Theresa a squeaky bum time - sillly cow did it to herself .

[smudgie]

Strewth, I have just seen a post on FB, my brother calling Labour clowns, he has voted labour all of his life:shrug:
Never thought I would see the day.
I will have his life now:laugh:

[Cherie]

You shouted:joker:

Your one postal vote has swung it

[Tom4784]

Evil and stupidity always wins, a Tory victory is guaranteed.

People will always vote against themselves, anyone who voted Tory honestly deserves every horror they'll suffer in the next five years. Seriously contemplating emigrating tbh, I can't subject myself to the endless stupidity of the public anymore.

[Cherie]

I'm gonna delete one of my older posts to piss you off :hee:

Guess who actually has the 1000 post, TS is s bookie who can't count :bawling:

[smudgie]

Your one postal vote has swung it

Haha, I am in the dark about this result tonight.
The two seats in swung some voters over to Tories, they were supposed to go the other way:shrug:

[lewis111]

3705 :bored:

[Headie]

the country is a mess and will continue to be a ****ing mess for the next five years, and with in all that I will be in debt with 9k

GOODNIGHT

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9k per year, 27k overall :worry:

[Headie]

The oldies ruining it again?

Labour to finally get their majority in about 40 years?

[hijaxers]

Evil and stupidity always wins, a Tory victory is guaranteed.

People will always vote against themselves, anyone who voted Tory honestly deserves every horror they'll suffer in the next five years. Seriously contemplating emigrating tbh, I can't subject myself to the endless stupidity of the public anymore.

I agree with everything you've said, i am bewildered by the sheep that listen to the Tories and believe in them - I'd like to garotte the whole bloody lot of em, liar liar they are the selfish- for the rich, no more no less

[Samm]

9k per year, 27k overall :worry:

a tory government thank you to the bloody older generation who we are supposed to respect

[reece(:]

Rape clause Ruth getting seats will be a mess.

[EspeonBB]

9k per year, 27k overall :worry:

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Off to Canada I go

[Nick.]

Caroline Lucas holding onto Brighton Pavllion?

https://media.giphy.com/media/13aScP1A3P8z1C/giphy.gif

[Jack_]

I expect the Tories will get a majority like they did two years ago but so long as it's under 350 I'll be happy, because that'll prove what a ****ing waste of time this election was

[Withano]

Guess who actually has the 1000 post, TS is s bookie who can't count :bawling:

HAha, I didnt even delete any of my posts! I just said that to be funny! But congrats on your 1000th post Cherie, thats quite the achievement

[reece(:]

Bore off Priti!

[reece(:]

still saying Brexit means Brexit :joker:

[Denver]

I love how they are trolling the labour supporters

[Samm]

legend julie!

[Northern Monkey]

Guess who actually has the 1000 post, TS is s bookie who can't count :bawling:

Oooh TS not be happy with you

[Shaun]

These silly green candidates putting up their £250 running fees for no damn reason

[reece(:]

Mutha Jules

[smudgie]

3rd labour win, 3rd swing to Tories rather than labour.

Oops, 1 of them was the other way.
Confusing when they said there was more swing to Tories in all of them.

[Denver]

Labour is performing so bad

[Northern Monkey]

3rd labour win, 3rd swing to Tories rather than labour.

Yep,Did it say 2.3%?

[Wizard.]

Labour is performing so bad


Ikr people thinking Labour holding heartlands is an achievement lol

[reece(:]

Labour is performing so bad

lol don't you mean UKIP? Labour aren't doing worse, just Cons taking UKIP votes

[Shaun]

Labour gains of the voting share in every seat so far. "lol they're doing so bad"

OK then

[smudgie]

Yep,Did it say 2.3%?

It did, but they have just shown a chart that showed one of them going the other way:shrug:
Confusion and chaos already:laugh:

[Denver]

Labour have performed worse then the exit poll expected on all 3 seats and tories better

[Stu]

Sunderland voted overwhelmingly for Brexit. Everyone told us these constituencies would go to Tory. They've gone to Labour.

[Stu]

I want to punch these Raving Loony Party types in the ****ing jaw.

[Denver]

Sunderland voted overwhelmingly for Brexit. Everyone told us these constituencies would go to Tory. They've gone to Labour.

All 3 are labour strongholds

[Northern Monkey]

Angus Robertson could lose his seat

[reece(:]

All 3 are labour strongholds
And remain so!

[UserSince2005]

torys gonna come back with vengeance and theresa will teach the disobedient public a lesson?

[Denver]

And remain so!
Even though exit polls expected them to have higher votes :idc:

[Northern Monkey]

Don't think Sturgeon gonna be happy with this

[hijaxers]

torys gonna come back with vengeance and theresa will teach the disobedient public a lesson?

Yeah we'll all get given an orange and a plastic bag - would that be tory enough for you ?

[reece(:]

Even though exit polls expected them to have higher votes :idc:

I thought we're not to believe the polls? :joker:

[Brother Leon]

lol don't you mean UKIP? Labour aren't doing worse, just Cons taking UKIP votes

This. Can't do much about the homeless UKIP voters. Conservative Party is essentially the same policies in 2017.

[Denver]

I thought we're not to believe the polls? :joker:

Well the exit poll is meant to be the closest it gets but has been wrong 4 times already

[Amy Jade]

http://lovewapping.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cat-featured.jpg

Here's a cat licking it's arsehole at a polling station, for anyone finding it difficult.

:laugh2:

[Alf]

Emily Davison died 104 years ago today

Nineteen Eighty four was published 68 years ago today.

Just got that in in time

Thought I'd share those interesting facts, no reason.

[smudgie]

Newcastle East gone to Labour as expected, but a better result for Tory than expected.
This exit poll isn't adding up.

[Northern Monkey]

Swindon north Tory

[Samm]

i've always disliked swindon

[Nick.]

Labour swung +10.6% in Swindon North (I mean they still lost but hey ho)

[Samm]

the guy who presents the BBC show is such a legend

[reece(:]

the guy who presents the BBC show is such a legend

:clap1:

[reece(:]

Swindon cancelled!

[Wizard.]

the guy who presents the BBC show is such a legend

:clap1:

[hijaxers]

i've always disliked swindon

Used to be trout town but full of London commuters now, so no surprise.

[Shaun]

Hmm. Some of these swings are odd indeed.

[Wizard.]

This is such a weird night so far

[smudgie]

Anything can happen, makes it so much more interesting.

[reece(:]

"It is midnight"

I love statements

[Brother Leon]

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[hijaxers]

the guy who presents the BBC show is such a legend

Jeez are you for real - they should have pasturized him years ago - he is dreadful and no woman his age gets to keep their job with the BBC.

[reece(:]

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What was their overall projection?

[Brother Leon]

What was their overall projection?

Conservatives with less than what the Exit Poll said.

[reece(:]

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[Brother Leon]

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:joker:

This is my new constituency after moving from Tottenham.

My impact :clap1:

[hijaxers]

Judge Rinder on C4 loving the swing ing :dance:

[EspeonBB]

Kensington & Chelsea voting for Labour?

wtf :joker:

[reece(:]

Emily :love:

[smudgie]

Another safe Sunderland seat won but with a swing to the Tories.
Would never believe Newcastle and Sunderland would swing at all to Tory vote.

[reece(:]

Another safe Sunderland seat won but with a swing to the Tories.
Would never believe Newcastle and Sunderland would swing at all to Tory vote.

-13% UKIP, I can totally believe it

[reece(:]

Emily dragging so calmly :joker:

[Samm]

I live for miss emily skull dragging :love:

[Denver]

Screaming at her thinking a majority of 322 to conservatives 323 will be good enogh to put labour in charge

[Braden]

Loving Ms. Emily Thornberry :love:

[EspeonBB]

-13% UKIP, I can totally believe it

At least UKIP are dead

[smudgie]

-13% UKIP, I can totally believe it

Nah, I mean it has obviously happened, but I find it unbelievable.
Then again, the 10% they gained from UKIP is probably down to Brexit.

[Black Dagger]

At least UKIP are dead

They just defect to the tories for the future now. So that is a concern.

[Brother Leon]

I think I may aswell stay up until around 4am. Should know roughly what's up then. Maybe longer if it looks squeaky .

[Shaun]

I think Ken Clarke may be the only Tory MP I've ever liked...

[Shaun]

They just defect to the tories for the future now. So that is a concern.

The ones in the Newcastle East seat went straight to Labour, to be fair. Farage's commendations of Corbyn in recent debates may have had an effect.

[Northern Monkey]

Actual Con vote much higher than exit poll

[Greg!]

Turned over to the UK coverage, the Scottish programme is boring and messy

[Rob!]

The thought of Boris Johnson being in charge of Brexit negotiations :worry:

[Kizzy]

Actual Con vote much higher than exit poll

There's only been one result for them, so how do you work that out?

[reece(:]

At least UKIP are dead

UKIP ended

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[Greg!]

Emily dragging so calmly :joker:

I live for miss emily skull dragging :love:

Loving Ms. Emily Thornberry :love:

Fuming I missed that. I've loved ha ever since she dragged that man with the England flags outside his house :joker:

[Northern Monkey]

There's only been one result for them, so how do you work that out?

BBC.
They're getting more votes than predicted.Not more seats.

[Denver]

There's only been one result for them, so how do you work that out?

You clearly have not been watching

[smudgie]

There's only been one result for them, so how do you work that out?

The percentage swing from labour to a Tory.
All results so far have kept their seats, but a percentage voters have swung over to Tory.

[Greg!]

Could labour actually win? I would scream if Nicky needed to prop them up.
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[Denver]

Tories take Kettering

[Kizzy]

I can't see lib dems absorbing the ukip votes the way lab and tories do, I just hope the ukip votes go predominantly to labour and not tory

[Brother Leon]

Labour swing in Kettering where there wasn't a UKIP candidate...

[Braden]

Phillip Hollobone makes my skin crawl.

[Shaun]

Yeah I think it's safe to say writing the "UKIP vote is just going to the Tories" is clearly untrue/shortsighted now re: the Kettering result.

[Denver]

We are gonna take out scottish labour

[Greg!]

Apparently Mhari black could lose her seat to labour. Sad if true :(

[Braden]

The Skegness guy's reaction to his earpiece falling out :joker: Channeling Tory reaction to the exit polls.

[Samm]

All of today's headlines bashing miss may, she's had it

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[Northern Monkey]

Kettering showing the early Tory swing may not be representative of the rest of the country.Possibly just North East.Anything could happen

[Ross.]

Emily for PM

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[Denver]

Tories take Nuneaton

[Greg!]

Laura kuenssberg is scalping this Tory mess
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[hijaxers]

All of today's headlines bashing miss may, she's had it

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She has hobbled herself - can't help but have a chuckle.

[Jack_]

I think Ken Clarke may be the only Tory MP I've ever liked...

Me too, a more moderate voice

Mind you I didn't mind Zac Goldsmith until his disgusting racist dog whistle mayoral campaign

[reece(:]

Emily for PM

http://i.imgur.com/5hVnquR.gif
Yas!

[Northern Monkey]

I can't see lib dems absorbing the ukip votes the way lab and tories do, I just hope the ukip votes go predominantly to labour and not tory

"A very polarised election".Quote from someone.Centre ground is dead

[smudgie]

Going to be a long night by the look of it.

[Denver]

Tories take Broxbourne

[reece(:]

Liam Fox needs to stay gone

[Brother Leon]

Lily Allen dropping facts for once :clap1:

[Withano]

Just put it on.Was gonna stay on C4 until i heard Gina Millers voice :yuk:

Hah. Shes not there anymore

[reece(:]

Jane Ellison lost her seat?

[arista]

https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/254E/production/_96405590_mirror.jpg

[EspeonBB]

Mess @ all the newspapers dragging Tula

[arista]

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[Headie]

Poor T-Bird, foolish gal!

[arista]

Mess @ all the newspapers dragging Tula


she should have taken part in live debates
Coward bitch

[reece(:]

she should have taken part in live debates
Coward bitch

Drag it!

[Headie]

she should have taken part in live debates
Coward bitch

Drag ha!

[arista]

https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/736E/production/_96405592_guardian.jpg

[Jack_]

she should have taken part in live debates
Coward bitch

Who did you vote for arista?

[arista]

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/14AAA/production/_96405648_thesunfrontpage09.06.17.jpg

[arista]

Who did you vote for arista?


Labour

[Wizard.]

Looks like Nick clegg will lose seat to Labour

[reece(:]

Looks like Nick clegg will lose seat to Labour

A shame as he's better than Farron but Lab gain so :shrug:

[Nick.]

Apparently Shipley is a tight race - Would love Philip Davies to lose his seat

[Withano]

So tories are only doing well in constituencies where ukip done well 2 years ago?

[Greg!]

she should have taken part in live debates
Coward bitch

Wow. I love tea.
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[reece(:]

Kuenessberg expects Labour to win seats in Scotland

[Wizard.]

Changing my sig Theresa May can eat sh*t she's ruined the Conservative Party

[reece(:]

Young people :clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Northern Monkey]

Leeds North West Lib Dem seat had 13000 additional voting registrations.University area.Suggests the young vote is turning up.Lib Dems could be in trouble there.

[reece(:]

Changing my sig Theresa May can eat sh*t she's ruined the Conservative Party

A u-turn from her book?

[Denver]

We are gonna have to go it alone as no country is willing to work with Corbyn

[Nick.]

Apparently Darlington was supposed to be a Tory gain

[Headie]

Changing my sig Theresa May can eat sh*t she's ruined the Conservative Party

Welp

[Brother Leon]

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[EspeonBB]

Darlington :clap1:

[Black Dagger]

Yass. Come through Darli.

[Greg!]

Theresa May's devestating revelation about her antics in wheat fields has lost this for her I think.

[Shaun]

Thank you, Darlington :love:

I'm sure they had a huge UKIP presence before.

[reece(:]

Jenny did that!

[EspeonBB]

Theresa May's devestating revelation about her antics in wheat fields has lost this for her I think.

nnn

The farmers abandoned ha?

[Greg!]

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Bye if this imbecile becomes prime minister

[Nick.]

omg

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[Wizard.]

The amount of grey on the map there's still so much to go nnnn

[Denver]

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He should have took it in the st place

[Northern Monkey]

Boris is a snake

[reece(:]

UKIP rotted

[Wizard.]

I supported Andrea Leadsom in the leadership dont blame me

[Black Dagger]

Boris can **** off. Odious gob****e

[smudgie]

Bye if this imbecile becomes prime minister

Nooooooo:fist::fist:
I just can't imagine it, not in my wildest nightmares.

[reece(:]

I supported Andrea Leadsom in the leadership dont blame me

And Tula's successor Boris?

[Nick.]

Anyone watching ITV? Apparently George Osborne was trashing the Conservatives manifesto?

[Wizard.]

Battle ground lol I can just imagine sweaty Angus fighting Ruth with a stick

[Greg!]

omg

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Lmao, wrinkly gal pressed that he might have to pay more tax?

[Headie]

Can UKIP be discontinued now

[Denver]

I supported Andrea Leadsom in the leadership dont blame me

So did i

[Northern Monkey]

Nooooooo:fist::fist:
I just can't imagine it, not in my wildest nightmares.

Team Trump and Boris

:dog:

[smudgie]

Team Trump and Boris

:dog:

Twins.:laugh:

[Wizard.]

So did i

TBf Theresa was pushed by heads of Tories for this election because of polls but she screwed up the manifesto and the campaign was dire she deserves this mess

[Greg!]

I hate Scottish labour and this guy is a reason why. Cünt

[Denver]

we will have less food the Africa with Corbyn in charge

[smudgie]

I hate Scottish labour and this guy is a reason why. Cünt

We can agree on this.:hehe:

[Wizard.]

I hate Scottish labour and this guy is a reason why. Cünt

Nicci is shook she's gonna lose her fanny licker wee Maihri

[Wizard.]

we will have less food the Africa with Corbyn in charge

Africa will have to give us foreign aid

[Greg!]

I'll be really upset if Mahiri loses ha seat!

[reece(:]

Mhairi can start working on her collab with Mel C

[EspeonBB]

Screaming if Amber Rudd gets kicked out

[Wizard.]

Mhairi can start working on her collab with Mel C

"MM" Mhairi and Mel the Muff Munchers

[reece(:]

Screaming if Amber Rudd gets kicked out

She asked for a recount I heard dd

[Greg!]

She asked for a recount I heard dd

Lmao get ha out!

[Rob!]

Anyone watching ITV? Apparently George Osborne was trashing the Conservatives manifesto?

Yes I am, and he would do wouldn't he :joker:

[Wizard.]

She asked for a recount I heard dd

Poor Amber her father died and now she got the sack ill pray for her

[Rob!]

She asked for a recount I heard dd

Mandy if she gets evicted on Friday?

[Headie]

Mess why do they pass the ballot box like a game of pass the parcel

[EspeonBB]

She asked for a recount I heard dd

lmfao she is panicking

[Northern Monkey]

Gina Miller on ITV now.She gets around.Sure she was just on C4 earlier

[reece(:]

Pray 4 the pound

[Denver]

Swindon knows best

[Denver]

Pray 4 the pound

With Corbyn in charge it will be weaker the the Rupee

[Wizard.]

Not an independent getting more seats than UKIP

[Black Dagger]

**** yes Wrexham!

[reece(:]

Jarrow labour hold

[Nick.]

Tories were hoping to take Wrexham as well

[Rob!]

Come through Wrexham :clap2:

[Greg!]

Sky news saying exit poll could be even worse for tories than it suggests

[Brother Leon]

Pray 4 the pound

It's going down the ****ter due to Brexit anyway. Might aswell get some laughs out of it. :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Going to Wrexham on holiday anyone in

[Wizard.]

Labour took an SNP seat Nicci is shook

[Lee.]

Labour gains in Wales possible.. allegedly

[King Gizzard]

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Sunderland result might have just been because of it being a Brexit loving town. Who knows

[reece(:]

Lab gains from SNP :o

[Brother Leon]

I love my London :lovedup:

[Headie]

Perched for the coalition of chaos :love:

[EspeonBB]

Poor SNP

[Rob!]

Not Labour snatching from Nic! Has she not had a good campaign?

[King Gizzard]

I love my London :lovedup:

I seriously think JME has paid a massive part. Can't understate how much he's done to get a lot of first time voters in London on Corbs side

[Wizard.]

Perched for the coalition of chaos :love:

I'd rather Labour just win out than a coalition

[reece(:]

Not Labour snatching from Nic! Has she not had a good campaign?

Too much harping on about independence

[Brother Leon]

I seriously think JME has paid a massive part. Can't understate how much he's done to get a lot of first time voters in London on Corbs side

Yeah him and the Grime guys have been going so crazy getting youth to vote. So proud to have supported so many of them from early.

[Greg!]

Humza yousaf is hot sorry!

[Lee.]

Humza yousaf is hot sorry!

Agree!

[Nick.]

#GrimeForCorbyn

[Northern Monkey]

London voted remain and they're pissed

[Denver]

Corbyn will not end tuition fees

[Headie]

Amber is shook

[EspeonBB]

lmfao @ the look of worry on Amber's face

[reece(:]

Messs Ambha

[Greg!]

Amber is shook

I actually feel a bit sorry for her, she looks like she's going to cry

[EspeonBB]

Not Nick Clegg getting snatched too

[Brother Leon]

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[Headie]

Who's the queen from the Wandsworth Green party

[Greg!]

Omg. Jeremy Corbyn is favourite with some bookies to be next PM.

[reece(:]

Not Anna Soubry :( She's my fave Conservative

[Headie]

Esther Obiri-Darko 4 CBB!

[Greg!]

Not Anna Soubry :( She's my fave Conservative

No! She's a queen :(

[Shaun]

Dimbleby hun be quiet.

"It's the mayor!" 10 seconds after he starts giving the results. Bloody senile git.

[reece(:]

Lisa Nandy <3

[EspeonBB]

I'm surprised UKIP even got 1 vote in Tooting

[Wizard.]

I'm so sad Amber has been stabbed in the back I'm disgusted

[King Gizzard]

Battersea, home to my favourite power station

[Northern Monkey]

Anyone had a bet on Corbyn?

[Greg!]

I do feel bad for amber rudd, she seems like a nice person and her dad recently died so

[Nick.]

Recount in Stockton South which Conservatives won by 5,046 in 2015.

[King Gizzard]

Corbyn favourite to be prime minister on some betting sites this is just flat out weird now

I know they just follow the betting but yeah

[Nick.]

So when are Lib Dems likely to win their first seat?

[reece(:]

I'm so sad Amber has been stabbed in the back I'm disgusted
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