UK General election June 8 2017

[King Gizzard]

I hope she personally has to pay counters wages

[Denver]

Is he accepting a brit award?

[Rob!]

A MESS at Clegg losing his seat

[King Gizzard]

Peterborough. always liked the name peter

[Samm]

Nick getting cut ahh

[Denver]

Yes at Tories stealing Labour seats

[EspeonBB]

The cut from Nick losing to Vince Cable winning :joker:

[Wizard.]

Not a recunt

[Nick.]

Amber Rudd demanding a 3rd recount when she didn't even want a 2nd referendum?

[reece(:]

The cut from Nick losing to Vince Cable winning :joker:

screaming

[reece(:]

Legend Cable

[Samm]

wow labour snatched glasgow

[Denver]

Poor SNP

[reece(:]

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http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

[Wizard.]

Nicola is shaking

[King Gizzard]

Cable is a hero

[reece(:]

Not Boris re-elected

[King Gizzard]

Bedford

Well I like my bed and Ford is a decent make of car I suppose

[Wizard.]

Okay I'm dead

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[reece(:]

Ming :clap1:

[King Gizzard]

Diane holds her seat

Middle aged white male UKIP voters triggered everywhere

[Nick.]

Alex Salmond might lose his Gordon constituency whilst Cantebury might go to Labour which has been Tory since 1841.

[Samm]

Alex Salmond might lose his Gordon constituency whilst Cantebury might go to Labour which has been Tory since 1841.

not since 1841 the snatch

[reece(:]

Legends Jez and Emily chatting <3

[Samm]

whew labour won ipswich

[Samm]

mess the guy in the bee outfit

[Wizard.]

Jeremy Bernard Corbyn

[reece(:]

Sandy DID. THAT.

[Wizard.]

Not the Monster Raving Loony Party

[Brother Leon]

This woman is reading the numbers so annoyingly.

[Nick.]

Jezza getting those 40,000 votes :clap1:

[King Gizzard]

Birmingham on the whole doing us proud

[reece(:]

Bye at that woman trying to troll Jez

[Denver]

Birmingham on the whole doing us proud

Dudley and Stourbridge and Halesowen will go tory :fan:

[reece(:]

Not Avril in the Monster Loons

[Wizard.]

Not Avril in the Monster Loons

#AvrilsDead

[Nick.]

Okay but when do I get to watch Amber Rudd lose her seat?

[Denver]

Tory gain another SNP seat

[Greg!]

So the SNP has flopped, just a case of hoping the tories don't win seats in Scotland now :fc:

[Nick.]

Lib Dems have taken Bath from the Tories so I guess there's that

[Denver]

UKIP lose Clacton to tory

[Samm]

jeremy skull dragging miss may

[EspeonBB]

UKIP lose Clacton to tory

#UKIPAreOverParty

[Denver]

Why he acting like he won for

[Nick.]

Ben Gummer who wrote the manifesto also lost his seat to Labour. Would love to be a fly on the wall at Tory HQ rn.

[Samm]

greasy ben howlett has lost bath ahh

[Locke.]

Incredible speech from Corbs

[TomC]

feeling kinda gutted for the snp the way things are going :(

will be thoroughly disappointed with a tory majority, this campaign has just been so messy, it wouldn't be right for her to sweep back into power by a tiny margin at this stage.

[King Gizzard]

Bath lib dem gain.


Who doesn't like the occasional bath?

[Withano]

Tez with a 6 foot Elmo isnt even weird anymore

[Brother Leon]

Over 40k votes for Uncle Corbyn. #UnElectable.

[Samm]

better speech then may could do anyday wig

[Nick.]

Labour have also taken Portsmouth South which hasn't voted Labour since it's creation in 1918.

[EspeonBB]

SNP are flopping badly

[Samm]

guessing miss nicola will quit

[King Gizzard]

Labour and Lib dem gains all over the shop

[Wizard.]

guessing miss nicola will quit

I hope so!

[reece(:]

Jezza getting those 40,000 votes :clap1:

When will Bon Appetit

[King Gizzard]

Goodbye please

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[Samm]

imagine if tezza loses her seat what would actually happen

[Greg!]

Lmao at that guy getting 16 votes

[reece(:]

Laura looks so fumed cos she keeps getting cut off dd

[Samm]

bobby elmo smith sdhfbiwarfwuhrq

[EspeonBB]

Jezza outdid Tula

[EspeonBB]

Screaming @ all these troll candidates

[Samm]

the lady getting her name wrong AHHH

[reece(:]

This is a mess

[TomC]

guessing miss nicola will quit

please no, she's the best leader we have in the UK

[Nick.]

Labour are halfway there...

[Brother Leon]

Theresa looks like she will break into tears any moment..

[King Gizzard]

If I don't see Mystic Mock in a top hat and dungarees running for MRLP in 2022 I am going to be upset

[Samm]

Labour won in my area wig

http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

[TomC]

Labour won in my area wig

http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

howling at the repeated use of this gif

[Brother Leon]

Lowkey the best moment

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[King Gizzard]

Amber on her 5th recount. State of it

[Samm]

her 5th?? I CAN'T

[Greg!]

She's having a laugh surely. Just accept you lost babes!

[Greg!]

Oh slay at Diane abbott winning

[Scarlett.]

Amber on her 5th recount. State of it

Surely someone can just tell her no?

[Samm]

Paul Nuttall losing in a leave area LOOOL

[Denver]

Paul Nuttal failed

[reece(:]

Amber on her 5th recount. State of it

SCREAMING

http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

[EspeonBB]

Nuttall left rotting

[Samm]

the forecast is down for the tories again up for labour

[reece(:]

Oh slay at Diane abbott winning

A winner with an illness

[Nick.]

Paul Nuttall losing in a leave area LOOOL

75% leave as well. welp.

[Wizard.]

UKIP are finished

[Samm]

Oh slay at Diane abbott winning

with 42k wig

[TomC]

A winner with an illness

omg

[Scarlett.]

BBC Forecasts Tories will be short 8 seats from majority

[EspeonBB]

Oh slay at Diane abbott winning

Amber Rudd can't relate

[TomC]

it's 3.30am and i just about can't any longer, the vote count numbers are moving

[Brother Leon]

Amber on her 5th recount. State of it

At what stage do the counters tell her to do one? Bloody hell.

[Wizard.]

This is where Cons starting gaining and overtake Labour

[Samm]

laura is always so negative lool

[King Gizzard]

Lmao she's on to her 6th

She just wants headlines

[King Gizzard]

Labour takes Canterbury. ****ing hell

[Scarlett.]

This is where Cons starting gaining and overtake Labour

Wasnt that supposed to be a few hours ago? :hehe:

[Samm]

Lmao she's on to her 6th

She just wants headlines

https://atrl.net/uploads/emoticons/rip@2x.png

[reece(:]

47K for Thangam Debbonaire in Bristol West

[Samm]

47K for Thangam Debbonaire in Bristol West

my area came to play wig

[reece(:]

my area came to play wig

Miss Thangam did that

[Samm]

*10:31am*

*amber sits in the empty gym hall room everyone else has gone home with a hoard of ballot boxes around her on her 15th recount*

[Wizard.]

SNP always find a way to bull**** to make their failure look good

[Greg!]

SNP always find a way to bull**** to make their failure look good

Babes don't act like every other Party doesn't do that

[Greg!]

*10:31am*

*amber sits in the empty gym hall room everyone else has gone home with a hoard of ballot boxes around her on her 15th recount*

Svvzvs :joker:

[King Gizzard]

Absolute mess at my constituency being a 9000 Tory lead

Old people

[Nick.]

Oh **** at Tories catching up

[TomC]

SNP always find a way to bull**** to make their failure look good

what have they failed at. Like 400 seats have been counted and they have 27 seats

[reece(:]

All the girlies becoming MPs, looks like a more equal gender divide!

[reece(:]

Poor Nicci Scherz is over

[reece(:]

Pa Vince :clap1:

[Rob!]

Mess Amber has requested a 7th recount omg

[Samm]

Mess Amber has requested a 7th recount omg

bye

[reece(:]

Mess Amber has requested a 7th recount omg

Goodbye :joker:

[TomC]

christ amba

can you be PM if you lose seat? she's one of the faves to replace trezza

[Greg!]

Mess Amber has requested a 7th recount omg

What an absolute mess
http://i.imgur.com/5hVnquR.gif

[reece(:]

VILE @ Jacob Rees Mogg re-elected

SCUM

[Nick.]

christ amba

can you be PM if you lose seat? she's one of the faves to replace trezza

You can be leader of a party (Hence Farage being leader of UKIP despite not having a seat)

[Wizard.]

VILE @ Jacob Rees Mogg re-elected

SCUM

He's a great politician

[reece(:]

He's a great politician

He's diabolical

And gays supporting him should love theirself

[Samm]

wasn't the tory surge supposed to start at 3am?

http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

[TomC]

i just can't @ that gif

it's the 'thank you'

[Samm]

i just can't @ that gif

it's the 'thank you'

http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

[Rob!]

wasn't the tory surge supposed to start at 3am?

http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

They're only 5 behind now so presumably this is where it starts.

[TomC]

They're only 5 behind now so presumably this is where it starts.

back at 10 difference! the closing of the gap has been very slow

[reece(:]

The gap will close shortly when the countryside votes come in

[Rob!]

Whatever happens, Brussels must be absolutely wetting themselves at tonight

[Samm]

didn't even know who the bloody DUP were until today

[TomC]

praying my constituency isn't tory. it's literally a farmer with no political experience vs a serving westminster mp for snp. pls, what are you voting for

[TomC]

i'm off to bed at 500 seats

[TomC]

oop conservative takeover

[Babayaro.]

Who is winning?

[Scarlett.]

Labour back in front lol

[TomC]

neck and neck between labour and conservative right now. looking like conservatives will be short of majority.

[Rob!]

oop conservative takeover

Love island vs BB teas

[TomC]

Love island vs BB teas

:laugh:

[reece(:]

Naz Shah :clap1:

[TomC]

not being funny but what's up w her eyes

[Rob!]

YASSSS at my city gaining Labour :love:

[Brother Leon]

Looking like a Conservative/DUP coalition of chaos and Corbyn v Boris in October. Could have been a lot worse.

[TomC]

sounds positively vile to me!

[EspeonBB]

My seat went Conservative ugh
http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

[Greg!]

The DUP are absolutely vile and homophobic. No thanks!

[Samm]

they're on the same

[reece(:]

My seat went Conservative ugh
http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

The DUP are absolutely vile and homophobic. No thanks!

Both a shambles

http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

[TomC]

exactly.

please, please, please if it's either that or labour/snp give us labour/snp (it's not gonna happen i know)

[reece(:]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DB2LLzXXoAEl3wJ.jpg

[reece(:]

Why can't we ever have good things?

[EspeonBB]

There's too many old people where I live it was always going to go Conservative
http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

[Rob!]

ITV are basically taking the piss out of May now saying she needs to leave

[TomC]

goodnight y'all, twas fun!

[Greg!]

I wonder if Nicky will quit. I think she deserves a nice holiday in the Maldives at least

[Greg!]

goodnight y'all, twas fun!

Night! xo

[Black Dagger]

**** off Jacob Rees Mogg

[Scarlett.]

This guy's voice, lol

[Samm]

going to bed, and can't wait to wake up to the mess and chaos

http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

[reece(:]

**** this scumbag!

[reece(:]

Barry Gardiner <3

[Scarlett.]

This guy is such a snake

[reece(:]

Hammering on about no deal now :bored:

[reece(:]

Labour gain from cons in Reading!

[Wizard.]

Alex Salmons loses his seat!

[Black Dagger]

As if they are going to manage a majority :(

[reece(:]

Anna Soubry re-elected :love:

[reece(:]

messy Joanna Cherry re-elected

[Nick.]

Esther McVey was also re-elected

[Scarlett.]

Plymouth :D

[Wizard.]

Have a feeling Labour are set to take the south west

[Brother Leon]

As if they are going to manage a majority :(

Don't think so. It will be a coalition and another election sometime soon imo.

[reece(:]

Another lab gain from con in Colne Valley

[Brother Leon]

Asian guy on BBC who is a hardcore Torrie donor looks so upset...bless :laugh:

[reece(:]

Oop Theresa not going to #10

[Greg!]

Lol Anna Soubry dragging her own party's campaign

[Greg!]

Bye at the time. I'm going to bed

[reece(:]

Anna :love:

[Wizard.]

Queen Soubry :love:

[reece(:]

Anna didn't lie

[reece(:]

Can she be the PM?

[Nick.]

Any Rudd updates?

[reece(:]

eirifrefhe howling

Anna ended May

[Scarlett.]

She is the sort of Tory we need.

[Greg!]

Anna is so dramatic lmao

[Greg!]

Bye at the time. I'm going to bed

Lies spotted

[reece(:]

She is the sort of Tory we need.

:clap1:

Not robotic and speaks her mind :clap1:

[Scarlett.]

Another seat steal from Labour!

[Nick.]

Hastings & Rye soon to (finally) declare

[Jack_]

bye

[Wizard.]

Amber holds on thank god

[Nick.]

****

[King Gizzard]

Two labour gains in the last few minutes tho

[Scarlett.]

Close as hell though

[Rob!]

Screaming Amber actually won it

[Greg!]

OMG amber won

[Withano]

So awkward watching Amber talk to people. Everyone in that room hates you rn

[reece(:]

MESS

http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

[Greg!]

Do you know what I'm happy for ha
http://i.imgur.com/hGZdGBJ.gif

[reece(:]

She's such a robot

Tula's sis?

[Scarlett.]

Oh god Farage.

[Withano]

Really need the tories to get less than 316 to make their coalition difficult

[reece(:]

Really need the tories to get less than 316 to make their coalition difficult

Looking harder and harder

Lab need more gains

[Withano]

Looking harder and harder

Lab need more gains

Forecast now says 316, that and the DUP's 10 is sadly enough! Would have been the icing on the cake if they had to involve a third party!

[reece(:]

Forecast now says 316, that and the DUP's 10 is sadly enough! Would have been the icing on the cake if they had to involve a third party!

I think 313 would be enough since Sinn Fein MPs don't count do they

[Nick.]

So Tories & DUP form a coalition then Arlene Foster suddenly becomes deputy prime minister with only ten seats?

[Withano]

I think 313 would be enough since Sinn Fein MPs don't count do they

Oh yeh i did hear something like that. Weird. Looks like a tory/dup coalition then

[Wizard.]

So Tories & DUP form a coalition then Arlene Foster suddenly becomes deputy prime minister with only ten seats?

Don't need a formal coalition just the DUP to agree to vote with Tories on policy

[Greg!]

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Simply iconic

[Scarlett.]

Apparently DUP's bargaining chip for the coalition will be for a soft Brexit.

[reece(:]

Apparently DUP's bargaining chip for the coalition will be for a soft Brexit.

Here for it but aren't they hard brexiters?

[Withano]

Remember ten hours ago when I was content in knowing that tories probs wont get 66% of the seats like she wanted, but instead we get this :flutter:

[Scarlett.]

Here for it but aren't they hard brexiters?

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I'm guessing they're pro Brexit, but want a much softer Brexit, I get the feeling a lot of leavers wanted a soft Brexit.

[Scarlett.]

BBC ruling out any possibility of a majority government. Hung parliament pretty much confirmed.

[Black Dagger]

BBC ruling out any possibility of a majority government. Hung parliament pretty much confirmed.

The DUP will go with them.

[Scarlett.]

It's been an interesting 10 years, Brown wasnt elected, Cameron's first term was a hung parliament, his second term was a full election, but he only lasted a year, and here we are again, another hung parliament and possibly another new PM.

[reece(:]

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[Scarlett.]

Soft Brexit is the best compromise, it should have always been the first option given how close the referendum was and this hung parliament underscores that.

[Jack_]

Cooper should be shadow Home Secretary imo

I'm glad Blairism is over but it'd be good to have some of the centrists in the shadow cabinet to put on a more united front to the electorate

[Scarlett.]

Definitely, I hope we see a reunification of the Labour party under Corbyn. Honestly, this election seems to be a full circle ending to the referendum mess too.

[Scarlett.]

BBC now officially pretty much saying it's a hung parliament.

[reece(:]

Reverse warholian experience for Theresa with her coalition of chaos

[Nick.]

Tories now need to win all but one remaining seat for a majority. Brighton likely to go for Greens (Poss Labour) whilst there's a recount in North East Fife between SNL & Lib Dems.

[Braden]

Queen of Peterborough constituency:

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[Scarlett.]

Tories would need every seat now for a majority.

[bots]

its a split country, exactly as it was at the referendum. Hell of a mess, but the irony i think is that it has to now be a more inclusive brexit solution at the end of the day.

Can't see May staying as the leader, she has to go

[Scarlett.]

Hung parliament is OFFICIAL.

[Nick.]

Poss stupid question, if Theresa May resigns today then do we like not have a prime minister until the leadership election?

[reece(:]

Poss stupid question, if Theresa May resigns today then do we like not have a prime minister until the leadership election?
And no one to do brexit negotiations? :skull:

[Scarlett.]

If Theresa had acknowledged the 48% she would could have won this I reckon, but she felt like ignoring almost half of the electorate, she has no one to blame but herself, especially since she called this election.

[reece(:]

Come through Caroline Lucas

[bots]

Poss stupid question, if Theresa May resigns today then do we like not have a prime minister until the leadership election?

We will always have a prime minister. If she went today, her deputy would take over, if she stays ... no change, or she could resign and stay until a new leader is elected

[reece(:]

David is relentless
"Theresa May has totally failed" :joker:

[Jack_]

Definitely, I hope we see a reunification of the Labour party under Corbyn. Honestly, this election seems to be a full circle ending to the referendum mess too.

My worry is if there's an autumn election with Boris he could win because he's a ~hilarious buffoon~ and people won't want a repeat of this

[Scarlett.]

The last thing we need is another election tbh, it's been an onslaught since 2015.

[reece(:]

There could really be another General election in October?

[RichardG]

just woke up

trying to figure out what the **** just happened

[Jack_]

David a fan of PR? :hehe:

[bots]

My worry is if there's an autumn election with Boris he could win because he's a ~hilarious buffoon~ and people won't want a repeat of this

dont think he is credible

The mess was entirely the fault of May, I'm a tory voter, but she has had an absolutely disastrous campaign, the only good thing to come out of this is that hard brexit has gone.

[Nick.]

Caroline Lucas getting 30,000 votes?

https://media.tenor.com/images/1c37d9a9968e54ec384512099a3a98c4/tenor.gif

[reece(:]

Caroline Lucas repping half a million!

[reece(:]

wow she got double of Labour!

[Scarlett.]

I think another election should be off the table, we can't waste a year of Article 51 negotiations.

[reece(:]

May to make speech at 10

[Scarlett.]

May to make speech at 10

Feels like the day after the referendum, Cameron did the same, can imagine her stepping down.

[Cherie]

May ignored practically half the country who voted remain, Nicola ignored the majority in Scotland that voted For the Union, the backlash is not unexpected

[Nick.]

Tezza resigning today would give her the 7th shortest PM tenure - The shortest since Bonar Law in 1922

[Locke.]

Almost time for the resignation, Corbs has ruined her

[reece(:]

She failed, simple as

http://i.imgur.com/ZnK1SS6.gif

[joeysteele]

This will do for me for now,this pathetic deceitful lying woman, showed unbelievable arrogance in saying to voters, you didn't give us a big enough majority in 2015, I want a much bigger one.
Well even with the poodles of the DUP supporting her she is still left with less votes than she had before in parliament.
As for writing Labour off and heading for their worst result since before WW2, nonsense.

A really interesting night and she got what she deserved.

[Scarlett.]

This will do for me for now,this pathetic deceitful lying woman, showed unbelievable arrogance in saying to voters, you didn't give us a big enough majority in 2015, I want a much bigger one.
Well even with the poodles of the DUP supporting her she is still left with less votes than she had before in parliament.
As for writing Labour off and heading for their worst result since before WW2, nonsense.

A really interesting night and she got what she deserved.

The BBC actually pointed out that Corbyn has gained a lot of the same seat Blair did, he might end up having the same momentum if the party finally unite behind him.

[James]

The last thing we need is another election tbh, it's been an onslaught since 2015.

Since 2014 in Scotland. Another independence referendum should be off the table now. Should.